>>77058363
Yeah, but it's effective.
Kind of thing you can just do in your bedroom.

>>77058363
yes, do it where no one can see you.

>>77058363
Yes. (And it's a good thing!)

>>77058363
I dunno but I never saw a straight dude doing it

Starter guide to yoga? I'm stiff as fuck.

>>77058489
Just go to some classes anon. They are affordable in most places.

>>77058489
sticky has one

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>>77058379
>>77058383
If your gf asks you to do yoga with her is it a trap? Is she trying to turn you gay?

>>77058363
it's only gay if the yoga balls touch

>>77058517
Good shit. I didn't think to check.

>>77058525
>my gf
I don't associate with Israeli assets, anon.

>>77058363
There's lots of cute college girls in the classes I take. I get to look at their bare feet and asses in yoga pants so I don't care if it's gay

>>77058576
I couldn't look at all that without bricking tf up. Are you gay?

>>77058576
>feet
rope up.

I did yoga in rehab and man am I not balanced at all

>>77058579
Total thigh guy supremacy

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>>77058363
>Yoga
>Oyga
>Ogya
>Ogay
>Oh Gay!

>>77058579
rope up? you want him bound? you going to tickle torture his feet, you bondage freak?

>>77058590
yes

>>77058578
Gotta take a child's pose every once in a while to cool off but it's like looking at the sun, you have to just take quick peeks or you'll trip up
>>77058579
If we weren't supposed to suck on toes, why do they taste and smell so good?

Hilarious cope thread from the fat unathletic faggots here. People who say shit like this >>77058443 are unironically closeted faggots.

Yoga = based
You = gay

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>>77058489
Dean Pohlman has decent books, with some quite good routines you can get done in about 20-30 minutes

>>77058604
That's a risky game, anon

>>77058637
just act super gay, it's perfect camouflage

>>77058363
If you want it to be.

>>77058637
It's pretty safe if you do it right. There are enough poses where your gaze naturally falls on someone else and no one can see your eyes that you don't have to overtly stare to get good looks. At this point I like the meditative and stretching aspects of it that I'm not focused on creeping anymore.
You can also look at the instructor pretty much whenever, especially when you're new. The ones I've taken classes with have always been excited to see a strong, handsome young man (me) in their classes and will get on me if I miss more than a week. I'm sure it's validating for them to be able to think it's not just dumb food shit they're doing.

>>77058677
Nice anon, those yoga hoes have the grippiest of grippies.

>>77058363
Bodybuilding is literally the gayest publicly accepted competition ever invented. You going to stop lifting?

>>77058363
wondering if some random thing is gay, is gay

if you are 100% straight and you know it and feel it in your bones, you don't even need to convince yourself or anyone else that you are, there is 0 doubt. nothing you do can possibly be gay, anyone interpreting it as gay is ONLY projecting their own gayness on you.

if you think something might make you look gay, then there's a reason inside you that makes you think you might look gay, and whatever you think "might" be gay just illuminates that for you.

if there is room for doubt, there is room for doubt, which means you are not 100% straight. if you are 100% straight there is not even room for doubt, it doesn't even occur to you.

so you're probably at least bi-curious OP

>repetitive threads about yoga
Kekke spam

>>77058800
You need medication kekke spam spammer

>>77058363
Not even really. I did a class that had maybe one potential peter poofer dude who wore some zesty /fa/shion; it was mostly zoomer women, one old professor lady, and a few male athletes always in sportswear. Overall great for increasing flexibility despite starting with a high baseline.

>>77058803
>Same response everytime he's called out

>>77058833
Seek help.

>>77058795
>if you are 100% sure you're straight, then you can suck dick without it being gay

>>77058909
a wise man once said, "it's not a lie if you believe it"

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>>77058363
Not if you're there to hook up

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>>77058795

if you're a huge guy who's stiff as a rock and you have a back injury it's better not to do any yoga

>>77058565
Jewish post

>>77060309
false, in fact they've probably got the most to gain from it.

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>>77058585
ha
wld read again

>>77058363
>Is yoga gay?
well everything is gay if your gay

>>77058363
i do yoga poses on my rest days

>>77060312
Wahman cope

Yoga is literally Indian
Indians think shit like balancing on a stick over a hole is more impressive and "fit" than strength, well developed muscles, or distance endurance.
No self respecting white man would do that Indian shit.

>>77058363
Yes, but at this point I'm convinced loaded stretching is the best technique for all the things stretching is usually used for: recovery, flexibility, range of motion, etc. etc.

Yoga achieves this by progressively more difficult poses. The point is anything that puts the muscle under some load in a stretched position is the best way of doing things. You should be stretching but resisting at the same time. Way more effective and gets you more ROM over time. Cossack squats and horse stance holds are not 'yoga' but they'll help your hips all the same

>>77058525
Means you’re unattractively physically inflexible and fit, particularly in your core and in bed; it’s the ladies’ version of “man, have you been skipping leg day?”

Take it as a wake-up call to work out more and unfuck your shit

>>77058489
Don't force your body into a strentch. Just focus on your breathing and let some bodyparts relax and dangle while the rest hold them without flexing.

Yeah but women all try to fuck fags, so it's a good place to hookup.