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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)01:59:44 No.77059334

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)01:59:44 No.77059334 [Reply]▶

Today at the gym I needed to grab one of the rope attachments for tricep pulldowns, but the only one was on a bench with two girls standing in front of it talking, so I walked right up to them and asked if I could grab it. Not only did they let me, one of them picked it up for me and handed it to me! I made eye contact the whole time too and didn't even stutter.

Lifting really does turn you into a hyper-confident chad lol, you guys proud of me?

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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:01:09 No.77059340

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)02:01:09 No.77059340▶

yes i am

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:16:49 No.77059368

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)02:16:49 No.77059368▶

>>77059334
Today at the gym, I stared down every woman who came near me so that they'd get uncomfortable and leave.

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:17:15 No.77059371

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)02:17:15 No.77059371▶

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>>77059334
I am, anon. WAGMI

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:25:29 No.77059391

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)02:25:29 No.77059391▶

>>77059368
I can do this with my eyes closed

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)03:30:04 No.77059508

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)03:30:04 No.77059508▶

>>77059334
pwned the other turboretard anon who had to kill a thread to attention seek off his inability to ask people to share equipment

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)10:14:07 No.77060002

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)10:14:07 No.77060002▶

>>77059334
based

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)10:35:28 No.77060031

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)10:35:28 No.77060031▶

My gym hired an autistic eastern european staff woman and yesterday I had an autism duel with her while we walked in each other's direction. I think she might be even more autistic than me, she was walking manually and her eyes were spinning trying not to look in my direction. At first I thought she looked/sounded German but she must be Finnish, that turbo-autism and on a female is not human. I will get a haircut and start courting this grey mouse.

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)10:41:45 No.77060041

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)10:41:45 No.77060041▶

>>77060031
....walking manually, you say?

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:06:39 No.77060842

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)18:06:39 No.77060842▶

>>77060031
>she was walking manually
wat?

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:21:36 No.77060871

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)18:21:36 No.77060871▶

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>>77060842
Your gait is usually controlled by automatic processes that take place in your brainstem and cerebellum. If you pay too much attention to it (for example because you're aware that people are looking at you) your motor cortex takes over and it can't do as good a job so it looks and feels awkward. The same can happen with breathing for example. You are now breathing manually.

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