good morning /med/

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gm

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https://youtu.be/1OAFVvgp0UM

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I failed you /med/.

>>218884580
why?

>>218884760
I forgot...

Good morning, sisters.

>>218884780
You mean you forgot to post throatussy yesterday?
You just doomed us all.

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>>218884580
The manga edish troubled your heart.

>>218881298

Good morning med, it's Caturday, how many cats did you see today ?
So far zero

>>>/v/731977678
Moot and Epstein were linked up all along.

>>218885349
NO SOY FAN DE MOOT, CARNAL

>>218883358
Women are demons

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>magyarcel gpu rendering far cry 5 at 7680x4320

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Good morning, I hate this world.
>"ha-ha le quirky self-invite to le epic sex demonic party!!!"
If this is authentic, he should be quartered by four of his hideous cybertrucks just for this email.

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>>218885769
I'm not reading that cringe shit again.

>>218885806
Even the demons didn't want him.

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I'm not surprised one bit.

>>218885769
What's your thoughts on eating the rich?

>>218886090
I'm surprised, I thought it would be the UK

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Hello good sirs. Got a rave party tonight. Hopefully there are cuties
>>218885769
girls FTW! ahahah this fucking guy. Bill Gates shit is crazy too
>>218885718
yes
>>218885806
Hello Brunehilde. Forgot to reply about the guy who fell asleep at the movies, kek.
Was it that boring? Or should I say goring? Does he win at the end? Did you like it?

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>>218886516
It was mid, Russel Crowe was good.
The actual trial is pathetic
>zamn goering is btfoing us
>goering, would you still support hitler despite the 6 millions?
yeah
>we got him folks, trial is over

the snorer must have arrived early dead tired, i arrived few minutes before the actual movie

>>218886172
I'm not a cannibal.
>>218886228
Nah, this is all part of the passport scam, and our government having the hots for China is probably related as well.

>>218886516
It is all crazy.

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>>218886228
I don't own Maltese property, but I remember going to Malta in the early 2000s and having to sit through a timeshare sales pitch because they promised my step-dad a six pack of beer if he stayed until the end.

>>218886556
damn, kinda expected it would go that way t bh
Did you see the movie teasers before? There's one film d'auteur about a writer becoming poor that's so funny it felt like a parody

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So much for code speak, I suppose.

>>218886814
Kek.

>>218886845
saw a few, i tend to cover my ears or my eyes because the cringe is often too much

>>218886887
pizza-gate? nah man, we don't need code words, what are you going to do about it fr fr

>>218886887
ahahah holy shit, this is a treasure trove
>>218886953
This one was worth the cringe t bh. Kinda felt bad for the director/actor

>>218886953
It looks like reality is more horrific than the pizza stuff.

>>218886996
Surely they were sharing bestgore links, right? Which, to be fair, is only marginally better.

>>218886996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP8uBFQHSG4

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>>218884580

i've watched the presentation of japan and china mechanics and i'm rocked, portuchad

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If anyone of you ever decides to visit Temu Dubai (Malta), make sure that you refer to your vacation as indicated (I'm bored whilst cooking).

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>>218887083
now THIS is some throatussy
>>218887055
love bidogames beach themes
>>218887023
yeah probably, it's the most logical take imo

Ngl it's fucking infuriating how boomers will seethe about people not having respectful manners like they did in the good ol' days o qualcosa di genere, then will literally cut in front of you when staying in the line in a store and start seething at you when you tell them to fuck off cuz you were there first.
Like nigga why are you in a hurry? Are you late to the grave?

>>218886953
>pizza-gate?
That's not real btw and has been deboonked by fact-checkers.

>>218886516
>Got a rave party tonight.
What is the average age at such parties, gman? The rave parties you go to I mean.

>>218886090
Afaik Chinese millionaires are buying up a shitton of property in Budapest so it's not surprising they also do the same thing in Malta.

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>>218887546
I wouldn't call my holidays to Malta "epic", but there were girls there, which seems to be enough for that south african fella.

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>>218887574
CUTE

>>218887586
This picture is literally (You).

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>>218887745
>This picture is literally (You).
Pic implies horny is not always present thoughbeit.

>>218887586
We need a boomercide

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>>218887586
Boomers need to get put back in their place sometimes when they act up. You did well.
>The rave parties you go to I mean
There are different rave subcategories and the age is all over the place. I only went once to some underground industrial thing (still legal) and it was I'd say ~28 but there were old ass weird niggas too. A lot of people were fucked up on hard drugs, some guy tried to start shit with me, we had to reign in some guys getting too close to the girls we were with like some tower defense gam, another guy we were with got needled and drugged up, spent the rest of the night having a really bad trip and when I left, some guy was getting put on an ambulance.
The one I'm going too is in the city centre, WAY more sanitized and normiefied, I expect younger people, even parents and families, all posers (especially me lol). At least I won't feel on edge like last time but the music will probably be less good.

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FORZA ITALIA

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>>218887574
>do you have any tattoos?
>no

>>218888037
kek, it was too much even for me
I should remake that one and bring you around breizhboy
>>218888089
Three blessings, sera!
Was waiting for this post. :)

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>>218887601
I'm joking.
>>218887586
Russians have their fair share too, I believe. They were among the top most purchasers of passports.
>>218887574
Or wishful thinking, for a lack of a better term.

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>>218888165
breizhboy? wtf lad

>>218888089
;)

>>218888069
saw your post o algo

>>218887586
Also, remember that boomers come packaged with an enormous sense of entitlement.

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>>218888165
Muthsera...
Thank you for finding a webm of the sole remaining Hollywood actress who has yet to adorn herself in die Teufelstinte. Long may her skin remain unblemished.

>>218888266
Rest in piss Berlusca

>>218888225
You're right, it is too far.
You're still autistic edgy but more sociable nowadays, just on the y axis I'd say.
>>218888300
>Long may her skin remain unblemished.
hear hear! I'll raise my cup of coffee to that!

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>>218888392
He was such a lolcow.

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Forgot the half pepper bell

>>218888539
What makes the greek anons tick, THOUGH?

>>218888392
>>218888564
Came up with the Trump shtick like 10 years early, ahead of the curve
>>218888587
Their mind is unknowable, but wisdom in sprinkled among their ramblings, if one knows where to look

>>218888564
Sure, he told plenty of funny jokes (the one about Merkel was great)
However one shouldn't judge the merits of a politician based on his comedic talent

Wanted the get but nonces had a strong organisation to get it.

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>>218888583
Here's what I identified : mashed potatoes, ground beef, onions

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>>218888583
Why is the minced beef burnt but the onions uncooked?

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How hot are the flames of hell.

>>218888703
His politics were also a comedy.

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>>218885769
>>218886887
>>218887546
are these real?

>>218889209
Maybe.

>>218889121
Kek, there is also a distinct lack of flying saucer sweets

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Not as hot as
https://youtu.be/8C35sdjc_cw?si=HLTA_nY3nC7Se1-M

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Good morning/day fellas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmlNVOxM1W4

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>>218889121
Why cook them when they're edible raw

>>218889335

>>218889564
H-hot.

>>218889718
>>218887190

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lovely day today, finally stopped raining
I think I'll stay inside and goon

>>218889752
Share it with me please.

>>218889803
Dang

My mother is such a rage-bating person.

>>218886090
They are playing a real game of Monopoly

>>218888037
I see I've gone off the scale :D

>>218889564
>>218889803
Mmmm, nice

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>>218886516
>Got a rave party tonight. Hopefully there are cuties
Hell yeah dude! I'm very curious who is/are the DJ's but you'll dox yourself. There will definitely be cute girls.
>>218885769
Elon is such a fucking cringe lord jesus christ...
>>218888069
mamma mia, what a cute shark fin
>>218888583
What is it? you take the weirdest food pics my fren

>>218887190
>>218889752
not portuchad here

you can't just say this shit then not even tell us what game it is
tell me more unc don't leave me hanging

>>218890180
age of mythology retold

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I'm so hungry but I have nothing to eat...fuck

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>>218890266
oh I see
I thought it was some kind of paraslop thing I hadn't heard about

Japanese are my favourite civ, only thing bad about them is their favor general being kind of finicky and slow to get going, but that's a fine trade off as their myth units are busted and their samurai slap
my favourite way to play them is going Amaterasu -> Ame-no-Uzume -> Raijin -> Takemikazuchi , teching fully into human units with a couple Asura and Onmyōji to take down buildings

Chinese are also pretty cool, they're really weird to play since the civ basically forces you to rethink how you place you're buildings, you basically have to space out your buildings on purpose to favormaxx, but they're quite fun I'm quite fond of Nüwa

Sister is mad because parents are about to visit and she wanted to make a cake but didn't have the baking powder so she called to see if we have some, I told her yes and told her they're gonna bring it to her but she wanted me to drive over her place because she needed it now and didn't want parents to come that soon but I refused and she got angry.

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>>218887574
What a weird scene, what is this movie?

>>218890531
So it wasn't portuchad I wanted
Both are coolers so it's hard to tell sometimes

When night falls, she cloaks the world
In impenetrable darkness

A chill rises from the soil
and
contaminates the air

Suddenly, life has new meaning

>>218890737
Punctuation.
No punctuation.
The difference is so obvious.
Also it was me (portuwife) that said hot.

>>218891071
Raqwarawwtatwat

I'll show restraint.

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>>218891360
Not entirely sure how this related to my post.
I've never seen the documentary but after so many /tv/ posts I ended up finding it funny.

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How I see spain

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>>218891390
Not everything needs to be related.

>>218891432
Once you come here you will see it's no paradise.

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Dear wind, shut up.

Technical illiterate award
>downscale dishonored
>fps is forced capped at 60
>mess with engine
>does nothing
>mess with other engine file
>does nothing
>mess with both engine files
>does nothing
>mess with both engine files, force vsync to turn off in nvidia control panel
>does nothing

>>218891432
Honestly I much prefer the Nordoids that hate us than people like you who stupidly romanticise our shithole countries

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>>218891360
Never fall for succubi tricks.

>He received an additional 48 years for the unlawful termination of Shanann's pregnancy
Peculiar, one might say.

>>218891544
Well you dont realize being exposed to the meddeterranian is traumatic for someone from the nordic countries. All we know is cloudy, muddy and cold, and then there's this place with sun, beautiful mountains and beaches?

Most people here would take a 50% paycut just to live in your "shithole".

>>218891531
This might sound obvious and you probably looked it up but shouldn't you have started looking first in the setting menu of the game?

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>>218891513
Feet mentioned.

>>218891635
Fuck off

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>>218891544
Our countries are genuinely amazing, and I’m tired of pretending they’re not. They’re just filled with utter retards.
Pic related a picture I took in SHITALY.

>>218891715
You can find amazing scenery in Sweden as well, but at least in Sweden you won't have real wages lower than in the nineties like in Shitaly

>>218891636
Can't change fps cap in settings. It's joever.
Also what I did should work but it just won't for some reason. Also I have the RHCP (Russian-Hungarian-Czech-Polish) version of the game and within the game files, some files are named differenty than in the western version. So "dishonoredengine" is called "defaultengine" which desu I know is not much, but if they changed some of the file names I wouldn't be surprised if they also changed some lines of the code within said files.
Idk. It is what it is.

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>>218891747
Or when you climb a hill and find a huge lake just sitting there, and it’s amazing even when the weather is grey and raining VGH
>real wages lower than in the 90’s
Hate to break your bubble, but that’s literally every country in Western Europe. You need to go to slavlands to find real growth that exceeds inflation.

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>>218891796
Just what I found looking quickly on the Internet

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>>218891845
we're probably worse than italy when you take into account the trillion new taxes

>>218891888
Think about the poor retirees, the poor landlords and the poor businessmen though

>>218891845
So you lost wages even without taking into account inflation? Insane.

>>218891888
All to pay for your gfs and ski resorts, funny.

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>>218891983

>>218892009
I was expecting the dinosaur picture kek

>>218891983
Exactly

>>218892070
How are you not forcing your entry into the government buildings and killing everyone on sight, and holocausting the Romanians and old people?

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>>218890694
Who was in the right med ?

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>>218892051
I failed (You).

>>218891773
>Can't change fps cap in settings. It's joever.
Nothing related to Vsync?

>>218891888
Inflation calculations don't take into account rent either, so for young people who rent in big cities they are definitely worse off.
As for taxes, I only found a source in Spanish.
https://datosmacro.expansion.com/impuestos/presion-fiscal/francia
But fiscal pressure (basically the average amount of taxes paid) in France hasn't gone up a lot since 1990.

>>218891983
>So you lost wages even without taking into account inflation? Insane.
No, that map is accounting for inflation.
https://datosmacro.expansion.com/mercado-laboral/salario-medio/italia
Again I found the source in Spanish, but the nominal wages have increased but they were outpaced by inflation.

>>218892194
Why are you such a retarded chud? The only solution you can come up is killing people?

>>218892226
how many kms would you drive just to deliver?

>>218892258
It's about 5 kilometers, I went there yesterday already and mom and dad were literally gonna give it to her

>>218892245
Well, it worked wonders after the black plague, so there’s that.

>>218892194
Why would I holocaust the Romanians? They're the best type of immigrant

>>218892299
not very far but she could plan better
besides, i will always stand with the Momster instead of a woman

>>218892245
Honestly at this point in time I don't think there is any possible solution for the Italian economy, boomercide would help massively but that's not really palatable

>>218891635
Considering the trand of change in unmployment rate in Sweden and Spain, maybe in the future you will have to move to Spain to find a job wether you want it or not.

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>>218891432
Spain is like this according to my imagination.

>>218892354
Well, it was a play on words, I wasn’t really talking about ethnic Romanians.

>>218892406
Don’t worry, the army of pajeets will be arriving shortly to sort that out (and keep your wages low).

>>218892405
You just need to remove retirement payments and lower surplus value.

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Show ID, citizen.

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>>218892503

>>218892245
>Nothing related to Vsync?
You mean Vsync should have nothing to do with fps, or are you asking me if I tried fucking around with vsync?
Afaik vsync should not limit it, but you definitely know better than me so feel free to tell me if its not the case. In case you asked why I tried to fuck around with vsync, it's because some people reported a bug where vsync messes with the fps cap for some reason it the game. Then again that's probably also bullshit.

>>218892258
You could have delivered it to her. Bitch ass nigga. I would roon that much distance ez if momberg asked me for ingredients from the store.

I WILL keep paying taxes to support Brune's crazy lifestyle

>>218892545
>"npnw"
>fucks off the thailand
>"oh btw, have I already told you about npnw?"
>fucks off to spain
>"dude you don't know what npnw is?"
>fucks off to the mountains
He can't keep getting away with this.

>>218892523
Lol.

>>218892458
I don't think a socialist revolution is feasible
>>218892545
>t. Brune

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>>218892591
Also this
>>218892589
And he never gets phone calls from the job public service while on vacations

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>>218892545

>>218892631
If we consider the following post >>218892589
I was either not registered for unemployment or told them about the holidays, which are legal.

>>218892683
>I was either not registered for unemployment

No way, it's mandatory to be registered to France Travail to get neetbux now

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>>218892589
He is a slippery fellow.
Never stays for long in one place.

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>>218892503
Lol :D

>>218892523
This is not how I imagined our Portuguese friend

>>218892544
Deactivate Vsync.

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>>218892727
I remember a former coworker told us she let her children visit her parents and they watched Fantomas with them and the kids got scared kek

>>218891513
Mmmm

>>218892714
I did not get Neetbucks in asia

>>218892762
a nephew was spooked hard by the grinch

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Just received an email from PTmomo. She wants me to pay the (((city hall))) 1kiloeurobux for the license fee to start building (+tip). Absolute racketeering.
Also momo hag picture reveal.

>>218885718
i want to rape and behead this whore she ruined my fucking life is was happy before i met her now i think of butchering her every day

>>218892595
Not with that attitude.

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Rate the rave setup

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>>218892884
Nice lol
where is the powder?

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>Where do you want your bed?
Ideally in my room.
>>218892884
Buttplugs and condoms? What kind of rave is this?

>>218892884
What"s the thing on the right ?

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>>218892884
I'm not gonna ask about this thing.

>>218892884
Missing a bag of coke
>>218892853
You go first

>>218892958
But I will.
>>218892884
What’s that on the right?

>>218893008
>Missing a bag of coke
this

>>218892947
>>218892958
>>218893019
It's some self defence meme tool. You can wrap your fist on it or use the stabby end. I never leave the house without it, especially when going out at night.
>>218892942
>>218893008
No cocaina, I rawdog the music. I will even get some ear plugs to protect my delicate ears.
>>218892943
Kek the crazy kind

>>218893134
>I will even get some ear plugs to protect my delicate ears
Based, I do the same. One of my biggest fears is getting tinnitus.

You don't even have beers or something?

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The novel that I wrote got featured on the front page of the site I posted it on. It is a level of success that I don't think I'll ever be able to replicate.
Also decided to post it on AO3 in five separate parts, just to test the engagement.
>>218892884
That is the most uncomfortable buttplug I've ever seen.

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>>218893192
Congratulations Catnigga

>>218893178
Oh I'll get beers, definitely. Going to a before party now akshually.
Last time to enjoy before dry february.

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>>218893192
>The novel that I wrote got featured on the front page of the site I posted it on. It is a level of success that I don't think I'll ever be able to replicate.
Holy shit, that's amazing. Congrats bro.

>>218892754
I told you that even tho it was turned off in-game, I also tried forcing it to turn off in the nvidia control panel even tho it makes no difference as it is already turned off THOUGHBEITEVER.

>>218892884
>condom
Uhm... are you planning on slaying pussy tonight, gspotman?

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>>218893237
Nice, hope you have a great time, rizz the cuties.

>>218893134
Self-defence with that? I am no expert but it doesn't look very effective. Is it heavy? Can you use it as a baton? Or do you sodomise the attacker with it?
>>218893192
How many women have committed the sin of masturbation thanks to your pen, you reckon?

>>218892762
He used to scare me as well when I was little.
It's the baldness I think, not to be ableist of baldphobic of course.

>>218892798
Those buttons are fighting for their life.

>>218893192
Your rise to fame begins.

>>218893192
Congrats! Proud of our local /med/ talents. I'm not surprised friend, your prose is exquisite and you put in the work.
>>218893245
>are you planning on slaying pussy tonight, gspotman?
No but better be ready, you never know.
>>218893261
Thanks Bulgabro, I will! Will report back tonight or tomorrow.
>>218893279
It's not much but it's better than nothing. If you stab someone in the ribs with it, it could make him reconsider.

https://streamable.com/bzh3bj
/med/ meetup's next location
>>218893317
He is scary, I would use this mask for Halloween with different clothes

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>>218893214
>>218893238
Obrigado, mes compadres.
>>218893279
Probably not that many, considering it's mostly a male fetish. Also, there's maybe 20k words worth of actual smut in a grand total of around 210k words. It's more slow-burn romance than erotica, but it's all trapped inside a fantasy novel anway.

>>218893371
I guess.
>>218893488
I was under inaccurate impressions.

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>>218893192

>>218893485
Would you really eat this crap?

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>>218893617
Of course not

>>218893540
Hopefully I never get to find out it's level of utility kek

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>>218893642
Enough jvc for today champ.

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/med/ rave in the forest when?

>>218893371
I will! Will report back tonight or tomorrow
Nice
>>218893488
>Obrigado, mes compadres.
Keep us updated.

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>>218893672
Okay you got me

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>>218893485
My imagination struggles to conceive of a reason as to why the chicken has to be served in a wheelbarrow.

>>218893485
Idk guys I would eat that ngl

>>218893651
True.

>>218893192
In a few years we'll watch some interview by the BBC about an up-and-coming young British writer that is revolutionazing fantasy writing.

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>>218893846

>>218888194
Kind of looks like big bob bartender.

>>218893485
That looks absolutely disgusting ngl.

>>218893192
Congarts, Catnigga.
Is there any chance you'll publish it?

>>218893738
Moselle
Trump said he was actually only pretending to be retarded and btfo'd gold prices. At least markets closed at a price well above the intraday minimum.

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>>218890737
you're not the first to confuse us

that said take my advice, I'm an expert(I'm not I can't micro the side of a barn, but I can beat single player on Hard :D )

>>218893192
Congratulations catnigga. Is that the sign that you should also share it with us? What will be the search terms for AO3?

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>>218893192
you're going to be the next JK Rowling
except instead of crying about a Portuguese man punching you in the face you cry about not halving a Portuguese woman punching you in the face

just promise you won't use social media to "reveal" your characters are actually gay or secretly three racoons in a trench coat or whatever lore dumps she does nowadays

>>218894467
He still made it go up enough, also he's fullly retarded, not pretending.

He might go mad because of the Epstein files too.

>>218894876
I haven't been following JKR loredumps since my stay with Pottah ended with the last books when it came out (the films based on the original series' books that remained were a chore to watch).
What kind of rabbits has she been taking out of ther top hat?

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>>218894889
>He might go mad because of the Epstein files too.
Man I guess last night was a party on /pol/.

>>218892810
Why ruin your life for a whore m8
Don't murder her, prison ain't worth it

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>>218894917
well I'm not a lore expert I don't even think I watched all the movies but besides dumbledore being gay the one I read was that she said wizards used to shit and piss themselves and then use magic to clean themselves up before copying plumbing from the muggles

I think she genuinely thinks plumbing was invented in the 18th century not knowing the invention was used continuously since the 3000s BC

>>218895084
>dumbledore is gay
kek
>using magic for every single things and otherwise living like cavemen
That's actually talked about in the books, how the wizard world is some kind of dark ages society solely propped up by magic. They don't even use electricity.

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>>218895257
I feel like there's a big difference between not using electricity and shitting yourself
diarrhoea in your robes? not even a bucket?

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https://vocaroo.com/1dR4T4ye1Pl2

>>218895372
peak pandemic humor:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSxQcAm3PE8

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>>218895350
Everyone shits themselves, it only depends on the place the shit ends up falling.
Imagine enchanting your pants to eat your poop, leaving no trace. That way you wouldn't have to have a toilet at home and spend money on plumbing and could shit and piss on the go.
Pretty kino if you ask me.

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>>218895398
I'm dying of laughter goddamn.

>>218895372
lel

I think the boys did it in 2018 maybe

>>218895400
need big bob

>>218895479
No ginger angels in my cunt :(

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>epstein files

>>218895479
Are they sisters.

>>218895637
Some of the DMs are pretty funny

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>>218895479

>>218895757
Freckles.

>>218895670
Possibly.

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>>218895637
new avengers looking fire
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1769881179027840.mp4" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1769881179027840.mp4

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>>218894091
>young
Prophecy status is close to being severed.
>>218894467
>Is there any chance you'll publish it?
No, it's not good enough to stand as a publish work - plus, it's already up online for free anyway.
Also, there are 10 billion fantasy slop novels out there already, and the only unique selling point mine has is that it's also fetish erotica.

>>218895976
Mr Max Power! Somebody finally bought a copy of your book, sir!

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>>218897180

>>218897378
Magyaranon with a VPN

>>218895808
kek
both at vid and pic

>>218897430
I don't use VPN tho.
Also if I used a VPN I'd schizopost under a Canadian flag fr fr.

>>218897931
>I don't use VPN tho.
Just kidding, anyway I don't either and I don't know why they are shilling them so hard nowadays

Speaking of VPNs, our government is trying to "take care" of them as they said recently

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Tuna with basilic from a can with spaghetti
simple as

Day three of trying one hand pull ups, give me your strength

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>>218898330
Giving you my strength would weaken you

>>218898242
No sauce ?

>>218898330
I can barely do two hand pull ups, you're strong

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>>218898518
it's kinda oily

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>>218898473
>>218898557
I, like, only managed to contract my shoulders by 2cm. I think Im proving though, I couldnt even do hangings with only one arm the first time

>>218898628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggoHX-lOP3Y

Grandmaberg's battery died cuz she did not charge it. Momberg was afraid something bad happened to her ofc, so she and dadberg fucked off to the countryside. Things are fine ofc.
Was thinking me about how people shit and piss themselves when they can't reach someone else on the phone. Meanwhile some generations ago niggas had to wait weeks for a mail to arrive.

>>218898628
>>218898330
In case you specifically train one arm pull ups for some reason and can't be assed to do weighted pullups with both arms, wouldn't it make the most sense to do controlled negatives with one arm? Instead of fucking around with the bottom of the ROM that is.

>>218898060
>I don't know why they are shilling them so hard nowadays
Probably cuz in lots of cunts you can't view some shit online and VPN lets you bypass that ig.

>>218898832
the crazy thing is mail by fucking sea
like you're on a ship, you come across another boat and you're like hey give this letter at this port or to another boat going there
high trust society, home.

/tv/sisters...
>>218897998

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>>218898972
It's unconfirmed and therefore untrue... for now.

>>218898925
Man the crazy thing is when some kike sends some dollar bills from the fucking US of A to your piece of shit land called Hungary in a damn envelope, envelope does not even get opened until it reaches its destination. Envelope has a letter telling you that kike did not want to send two envelopes cause it's expensive af, so he sent you (turbokike) just one and asks you to give the dollar bills to magyaranon's grandmaberg when she was still a lil' kid so she can buy some toys or something, then you just say nope and steal that money.
Stereotypes are real for a reason. Fucking hell.

>>218899345
Peculiar people.

>>218899345
Poor grandmaberg

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Hey /med/, today I went unexpectedly to the footie match of my local team, the first time in 9 years. I used to be a die-hard fan who stood on the "hooligan" area, but then studying, job and losing contact with the people I used to go with happened. I'd like to get a ticket for next season, but it's not very likely.

>>218893192
Congrats Catnigga!

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>mid day fr
>bench felt like shit at the bottom, now not only my shoulder hurts but also my hand
>also failed a 90 kg ohp, I'm really weak lately

>>218899918
Nice stadium

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>>218900050

@Brunoid
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1769847009427053.mp4" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1769847009427053.mp4

>>218900255
Fat ass fat tits wide hips fat lips big titty bitches will not be deported. Said my man Berlusconi. Real G.

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>>218901001

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>>218897378
top kek
>>218898972
Shan't be watching this new rage bait marketing their are doing in Hollywod.
>>218899918
That's cool, Is this pic from today? I also used to go watch the local teams with the buds, I even played in the junior team for 2 years when I was 10-12. I was one of those kids who was fat but could run kind of fast which is immediately funny :D
>>218900050
not a fan of short hair but I like the braces (no I'm not a nonce)

>>218901363
>when you withold bwc

>>218901001
Damn you George

>>218898914
>wouldn't it make the most sense to do controlled negatives with one arm?
How?

>>218892884
I would never put that in my urethra :D

>>218893192
That's good news. Congratulations. Now I'm hoping for something like The Silmarillion for this (as soon as I find it and read it)

>>218893485
Mmmm, calories!

>>218893724
One day :P

>>218895034
Only if they catch him

>>218895398
Hahahaha

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>>218901675
You guys don't make it easy to abstain

>>218895808
Lol :D

>>218897378
Holy moly

>>218898242
Everything except guyslop would be eaten by me

>>218898719
Ouch

>>218898832
The modern world

>>218898972
Ah yes, accuracy is what I like

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>>218898242
I feel like the word slop is being overused. I think if you make something with good ingredients at home it shouldn't be called slop.

Good night med

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>>218901790
The posting of lovely ladies is a long-held /med/ tradition. That, and music posting. Fine women and finer tunes.
https://youtu.be/jeHgS23RX1k?si=9LkUotzLVMfeJxKw
>>218902563
Gn

>>218902563
Sweet dreams.

>>218901497
Just stand on a box or pull yourself up with two arms idk. Then try increasing the time it takes for you to go from the top to the bottom.
Found this vid. What I mean is at 0:39. Though you should just watch the whole vid ig.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yCirbjRyrs

>>218901268
Mine was better fr fr.

>>218902147
>it shouldn't be called slop.
It's slop simply because we can't cook n shiet. Your food is not slop because you are good at cooking and baking.

>>218902774
>The posting of lovely ladies is a long-held /med/ tradition. That, and music posting. Fine women and finer tunes.
Yeah that's fine, I'm just joking :d

>>218901363
>Is this pic from today?
Yes, 2-0 win. Positive strike now including an impressive win against Real Madrid. On Tuesday they play against Barcelona, but this time I don't think they'll make it. Me, on the other hand, I always liked football despite being shit playing it kek.

>>218902563
Good night bro
>>218902774
I love music posting of course
>>218903036
>Your food is not slop because you are good at cooking and baking
Well that's very kind of you to say. It's just when I hear slop I imagine some cheap taco bell stuff or fast food idk.
>>218903131
GG. Maybe I should go again, those friends of mine still go to this day and now that the team has a new stadium it's gonna be even better.

I stopped watching football around 16-17. Would still play sometimes (I was quite good actually) but haven't played in a while.

I was a Man U fan.

>On Tuesday they play against Barcelona, but this time I don't think they'll make it
You never know, if the beat Real Madrid they have a chance perhaps.

>>218903051
I'm just... mentioning, you know?

>>218903238
Yeah, It is kind of motivating tho for IRL rizzing.

>>218903235
>You never know, if the beat Real Madrid they have a chance perhaps.
RM is currently passing through difficult times and Barcelona is a much more serious time now, but everything is possible when it comes to football.

>>218903327
The pictures? I see.

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>>218889944
>>218890040
she is quite lovely

>>218903367
Is Barcelona as good as always at this moment?
>>218903390
Yes and not jerking off and being kind of horny all the time :D

>>218903512
>Is Barcelona as good as always at this moment?
Definitely not as good as in their golden days (2008-2015), but they're slowly and unfortunately recovering from some horrible years after a poor management they had.

>>218884580
This proves that women arent human.

>>218903752
Despite being a Man U fan I used to enjoy very much watching Ronaldinho in Barcelona. He was one of the most entertaining players to watch.

>>218903512
I wouldn't know.

>>218902563
Sleep well

>>218903485
Indeed

>>218903036
Thank you

>>218903972
You should try a 1 week no fap, see how you feel.

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>>218903884
>Ronaldinho
It was hypnotising to watch desu. Imagine if he didn't like partying that much.

>>218904447
I wasn't aware of his partying but yes he was one of the best. I've gone and watched archives and Brazils team from 1996 to 2004 was one of the best teams to ever play. I vaguely remember watching the 2002 World CUP with my dad but when I grew up I downloaded the whole thing and my god if that wasn't one of the best Tournaments.

>>218904364
Extremely aroused is how I felt.

>>218904991
I feel like I have more energy.

>>218905165
Well, you'd be with a full battery after all.

>>218904447
If there were attractions like this on Jeffrey's Epic Island, I might have accepted the invitation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD3kCxMqjuk

This song reminds me of the stars during a clear night. I love how "soft" it sounds.
https://youtu.be/FuQd1AIinK8?si=FuYFl6MsZjBhUsWz
Bye.

>>218905404
Yep
>>218905468
I saw his list of drugs for purchase for the island parties....man that looked like a fun list lol
>>218905510
Great song, so fucking bummed out I didn't go to see them in 2013 when they played here.

>>218905510
>Depeche Mode
>stars
>clear night
>soft sounds
I like everything mentioned combined as well <3

Pleasant dreams

>>218905575
I'm not into drugs, but trying some in such circumstances wouldn't hurt :D

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I’m now imagining Gman as a John Wick kind of guy at the rave, stabbing everyone with his black pointy dildo, because someone stole his pet rock.
Condom on his mouth like a toast on an anime girl’s mouth.

>>218905772
>I'm not into drugs, but trying some in such circumstances wouldn't hurt :D
They can be very fun but also destructive if you abuse them. Shrooms at a good concert is a magical thing, also MDMA at a party.
>>218905833
lmao

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>>218905867
All his enemies are drug fiends, dilated pupils and foaming from the mouth.

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>>218905980
LOL
That would be a great premise for a movie or a scene, a guy goes to a rave, everyone gets offered the same drug but he fakes taking it and suddenly everyone becomes like a zombi and he has to find his friends and escape but they locked the doors.

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this is what I'm watching instead of sleeping BTW

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hello good morning sirs

>>218910099
who is this angel?

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>>218910249
no idea, sorry bro

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>>218910281
>average romanian prozzie in italy
you cannot suffer in italy

>>218910791
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1769929653249981.mp4" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1769929653249981.mp4

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Good morning, sisters.

Bad dream.
>>218905575
Unfortunate.

>>218911768
Is this really the proper attire for shopping.

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Operation Valentine launched.
Reworked my dating profile.

Andalussy, since you're a brown latino, you need to give her >>218908760 some cock to save EVROPA.