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Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. Edition.

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We only stayed a few hours then went to a restaurant. Met a friend of a friend who's extra qt. Made her laugh but dunno if that was enough.
>>218913332
I'm not joking, it was a real pic. I bring it with me often when I go outside late.
>Twin Peaks
It's not for everyone, it's ok but yeah, quite a lot of cool Simpson references, glad you got them after all!
>>218913362
kek you were closer than you know
>>218913379
I laughed so much internally when it happened. What are the odds that the fucking thing fall perfectly right among them, all looking at it and ready for a /med/ anecdote. In that sense, I am blessed.
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>>218913379
This deserves an Apu drawing of it
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>>218913238
>Danced so hard the buttplug slid off
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Can't do better than that with the GPT
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Peculiar no one said a thing about that line about all the group being girls (most likely of the hot kind). Mental.
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>>218913809
Fakecels are fake, water is wet, what else is new.
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Found a dutch house with a cute garden pond
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>>218913238
I don't know how anyone could ever socially recover from this.
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Kek
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>>218913730
kek nice one. I made another more photorealistic so you guys can really picture what happened
>>218913595
kek, will have to get a bigger size next time
>>218913809
Well, even being surrounded by girls doesn't mean much when you're an ugly baldie kek
>>218913887
By acting extremely confident and like this is the most natural thing happening while you're shouting internally
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>>218913519
the things that make you want to bury your head in the sand are the same things that will be funny in 10 years
or maybe it'll still be embarrassing in 10 years and will randomly make you cringe, that can also happen
>>218913583
>>218913730
I love their sloppa generator
it's gotten quite a bit better at interpreting instructions as of late
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>>218913964
What's the name of that thing ?
>>218913974
It does a good job indeed
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>>218913901
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>>218914008
You after drinking it
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>>218913901
Need a dip in that one BAD
>>218913974
Exactly, I rationalize the cringe of today as the fun of tomorrow.
Still, I wouldn't mind making a bit less memories, I got my fill just this week
>sloppa generator
Indeed, it's getting really really good and fun
>>218913994
It's called a kubotan
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Wait, it's really a weapon?
The wrap your hand around it was weird and thought it was a meme
Really feel jested

next edish lock and loaded
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>valentines
>everything’s booked to death
>check the weekend before the day
>everything is barren, huge discounts
So it’s this easy to game the system and go to a five star hotel for 100€, uh?
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>>218914107
it's kind of a meme weapon like tactical pens and the like.
You can apply pressure to soft tissue and strike with it without breaking skin.
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>>218913974
The capabilities of ai are impressive.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42di6-EdVAk
VGH
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>>218914224
Stabby stabby in the eye sockets seems the best option with that thing gman.
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I'm ready for tonight's rave.
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>>218914446
kek
I fucking love that game
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>>218914475
Saints Row 2 is my favourite.
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>>218913994
>>218914055
>>218914338
my attempt at the Gman story
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>>218914375
My shorts recommendations are full of her vids and I haven't even watched any.
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>>218914504
Kek I'm sure that's how it happened, also Gman is in good company
>>218914508
This algorithm is too powerful
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>>218914504
when did he steal that watch?
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>>218914504
Dibs on her.
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Πάντα ῥεῖ subedition

>>218905867
Noted

>>218908389
>>218910791
The more I get to know Jeff, the more I like him :D

>>218911768
Good day. How are ya?

>>218911829
How bad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh8QwVYOSVU

>>218912260
Since national masochists crave suffering so much, let's give it to them :D

>>218913887
>>218914446
>>218914504
Lol :D

>>218914375
She's nice
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>>218914486
I agree although I liked all three games
2 was great, probably my favourite antagonists/storyline and the more "grounded" feel was awesome but it was janky as fuck and even getting it to run on a modern PC is a chore
3 was the weakest mostly because it had an identity crisis, it's a very fun game but the refusal to commit to being a wacky action game with zombies and sci-fi soldiers or a gang simulator about taking over a city kinda hurts it
4 was completely batshit insane and lets you be superman-tier powerful which is only for the better, if you're gonna be silly commit to the bit
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Have you realised that it is February already?
>>218914644
Bad enough.
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>>218914548
kek
the more details you ask for the more prone to errors it is, when your prompt is 7 paragraphs long it tends to get silly
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>>218914686
I really enjoyed 2, despite the technical issues - despite the unofficial patch (RIP IdolNinja). 3 felt like a downgrade in terms of map, enemies, customisation - even the radio selection took was a downgrade. Having said that, I would lie if I said that I didn't enjoy 3. I only played through 4 once, and I can't say that I enjoyed it that much. I suppose it became too silly for my taste.
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>>218914863
>selection took was a downgrade
Brain fart.
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>>218914863
understandable, it deviates so far from the originals it might as well have been a different game

SR4 is a very "random XD" game full of movie references and 4th wall breaks, haven't played it in over a decade but I suspect the 2013 humour, mass effect jokes and dubstep guns and all, did not age as well as the more serious SR2
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>>218914504
kek absolutely based. Crazy to be able to do that
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>TV advert about public service services for students
>ends with one of the actresses saying "Slay Servizz Pubbliku".
Jesus Christ.
>>218914989
Yeah, I'd say that most of the humour would feel a bit dated nowadays, though I guess it comes down to personal preference. I remember the part with being stuck in some 60's sitcom. That part was fairly amusing. I can't criticize the dubstep gun too much, first off I like the idea of weaponised music, and secondly because I'd feel like a hypocrite given thaf one of my current favourite weapons in Warframe is essentially a weaponised boombox that acts like a shotgun that kills with bass.
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>>218915108
>Crazy to be able to do that
yes, chatgpt's image generation is great
now they just need to invent a way to make it stop talking like such a fucking redditor yesman

I just made the mistake of asking it about a random CK3 topic that came up because I saw a minor culture I had never heard of and the first sentence chatgpt typed made me audibly retch
there's a reason why I use the google AI for these sorts of random questions, here's a comparison
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>>218915299
>errrm, you want to create a picture of a cute science fiction alien girl? Kiiinda weird pal, but who am I to talk, knowhatimsayin'? I, for one, applaud your taste, my good sir!
>Let's get your freak on now, shall we!
I don't see the motive behind raising your AI to be the most unsuferable redditor possible but maybe I don't really see the big picture.
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>>218915264
>Slay Servizz Pubbliku
do they put a little * with the translation?
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>>218915416
it doesn't annoy too much when it is generating images of ladies, it's just the text generation that usually sucks balls
maybe there's a "stop speaking like a r*ddit mod" option in there, but I haven't found it and don't care enough to do so
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>>218915299
Just tell the machine to stop talking like a retard.
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>>218915422
?
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>>218915647
in France adverts love to put english stuff and put the translation with an *
feels like the "slay" would require a translation for non-zoomers
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Love watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x730yZFbRxg
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>>218915671
No, no such thing.
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Useless AC leaving me cold. I hate this bullshit.
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>>218915761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvzxMgXXV6k
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>that feeling when virgin chuds of /int/ always end or start every causal chain regarding historical and political issues at the moment that allows them to interpret everything in the way that is most favourable to Germany
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>>218915866
Ok, working now. I don't know what's wrong with it.
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Good day meds. It's snowing properly here, lets see how long this lasts or is it going to be melted tomorrow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wobxiik9z2s

>>218913519
>We only stayed a few hours then went to a restaurant.
Was the rave boring?
>Met a friend of a friend who's extra qt. Made her laugh but dunno if that was enough.
Nice, making them laugh can go a long way.
>>218913877
That's a lovely yard.
>>218913964
>picrel
kek
>>218914206
What's the plan?
I'm probably gonna do a gig on valentines and get sad at some point.
>>218915866
What's wrong with it?
During summer I hired to guy to clean my AC's, even the outer unit and they became more efficient and using less electricity lowering my electricity bill. It cost me 80 euros for 2 units which is a good deal, but I think there was a discount because he does my parents and their neighbours ACs.
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>>218916337
It was throwing cold when it should've been throwing warmness.
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>>218913238
Holy shit
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>>218916095
what if my chud fantasy is to interpret everything in the way that is most favourable to Poland and to create a giant Poland-Lithuania/Międzymorze and make the history waifu Jadwiga proud?
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My biggest fear during raves is losing my drug bag, It's usually in a plastic ziplock bag in my underwear which inside has other plastic bags with everything sectioned off for immediate use. It's a whole system.
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>>218916095
are Polish people seething at Germany 24/7 or do you have any other hobby too?
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>>218916610
Then the chuds mentioned wouldn't enjoy that in GERMANY
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>>218916720
>see someone joking about people who delight in historical inaccuracy
>think it's about GERMANY
VPN off, Pedro :D
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>>218916728
well I like Poland, even if other anons don't do that in GERMANY
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>>218916793
right. that makes sense, I guess.
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>>218916407
What's the temperature where you are?
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>>218916807
The Polish-Portuguese Alliance is what the world needs <3

>>218916886
You wouldn't see the point even if it kicked you in the ass. But I hope one day you will pleasantly surprised me. Nonetheless, go spaming insults against Poland and Poles in appropriate threads (which you constantly create under false flags). No one disgusts me more than pedophiles like you :D
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>>218916901
15, I think, but you have to factor in humidity, wind, and the fact that I'm in a sunless garage.
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>>218917017
okay anon.
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>>218917091
I see, I still haven't put the AC on this winter.
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>>218914504
LOOL

why does he have a rock on his head though?
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>be rude to me for no reason
>complain that I'm rude to you in return

>>218917110
Still under German flag...

>>218917091
>>218917170
About -10 here and I feel a little bit like her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPGIPnYkXIY
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>>218917339
It's -3 here and it's snowing.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPGIPnYkXIY
Insane. When I was a wee lad we had -28/-30 but this hasn't happened in my city in more than 15 years if not more probably.
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>become emperor of the >H>R>E
>quit because idk bro
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Watched a sad kino turkish movie called "Yedinci Kogustaki Mucize".
It was a really nice movie ngl. I'd recommend it to /med/ders desu.
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>>218918003
>H>R>E
Horse race enthusiast?
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>>218918246
The only Turkish movies I've watched are the Recep İvedik series. Not really a fan of sad movies desu.
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>>218918246
Apparently it was based on a Korean movie.
7-beon-bang-ui seon-mul
why not watching the original (I'm not watching neither because the premise is beneath me).
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>I refuse to watch a Turkish movie
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>>218918334
something that isn't holy nor roman nor an empire
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>>218918334
Holy Roman Empire probably.
Revealed to me in a dream so it's probably incorrect.

>>218918468
>why not watching the original
Because I had no idea it was based on a korean movie.
Also some tropes in korean movies really do annoy me so even then I'd probably still have watched the Turkish version.
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>>218918516
For some reason now that I have seen that pic, I could really eat some souvlaki.
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>>218918699
Greek food is one of the reasons I was a fat kid. Pork Gyro and Bougatsa in particular.

It's so good.
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>>218918554
I know. I was joking.
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>>218918769
My personal record was 105 kgs.
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>>218918978
How old were you? I didn't weigh myself back then but I was probably 90-95 in the 5th-7th grade - that was before my growth spurt and losing weight in the 8th grade.
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Speaking of food, this week someone was having picrel for lunch so I asked to try it. It wasn't good at all, I don't get the hype. I read the ingredients and it's one of the most processed stuff with 10s of E's and startches and bullshit.
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>>218919065
19 or 20 I think.
>95 kgs at the age of 11
Zamn.

>>218919130
Buldak really is shit ngl. I tried I think 2 or 3 different flavours but all of them ended in the trash as they were inedible.
Asian store where I got them always has a lot of them in stock cause people buy them. Bruh.
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Real barely won against Vallecano
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>>218919130
This stuff is for city slickers, not sovlastic pechenegs
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>>218919171
>95 kgs at the age of 11
Yeah I assume I was probably in the ballpark of that. I have one picture and I look like those american kids that look like a big ball. And that's without eating sugar and drinking soda which I was not allowed to eat, so i really put the work :D And I was playing soccer all the time.

>Buldak really is shit ngl. I tried I think 2 or 3 different flavours but all of them ended in the trash as they were inedible.
>Asian store where I got them always has a lot of them in stock cause people buy them. Bruh.

It is absolute trash, it tastes so artificial and those packets of sauces and spices smell weird but my youtube feed is filled with people making recipes and fawning over them.

>>218919177
I live in a city but this is almost inedible.
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Hello frens
Coffee time ;)
It's raining outside
I'm feeling pretty comfy now
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>>218919379
Well at least you are now at a healthy weight ig chef.
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>tfw one of the Spanish leftist leaders wished publicly for the great replacement to happen in Spain
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>>218919657
Hello filaraki
enjoy the cuppa
>>218919664
True, but I'll always feel fat spiritually, it never leaves you.
>>218919678
Is that surprising?
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>>218919678
Our favorite leftist will take care of the matter : >>218912260
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Catnigga in case you see this, actually I just finished act 2 only like a minute or two ago.
Only had to leave camp for the achievement to trigger fr fr so technically I was still only in act 2 despite telling you that I finished it. Thought when the prism did the needful was when act 3 started but no, it's actually when afterwards you leave camp.
I'm sorry for having lied to you.
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>>218919678
At least one of them is being transparent about their treachery.
>>218919774
They hanged the Satanic paintings Epsteinly.
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https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1769917848510957.webm" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1769917848510957.webm
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They (labourites, shitlibs, and other cretins) hated him (Bishop of Gozo) for saying the truth (babies being dumped into childcare centres for most of the day to make the line go up).
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>>218920571
what are they supposed to do when the cost of living forces both parents to work full time
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>>218920608
Exactly. His was a criticism of the system.
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>>218920812
i agree with the criticism but idk good chance a bishop is also probably mad that they're not being kept hostages in old fashioned catholic schools
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Where did all the American bravado go, or are they content with a bunch of pedos running the show?
>>218920885
Stupid comment.
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>>218921097
if you don't think that's what they care about try 't living next to the vatican
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>>218921178
You don't like who passed the comment so you have to make something up about him to justify agreeing with him.
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>>218921252
i agree with the criticism but i don't like the church and i don't think it should get to tell us what to do, that is correct
is that a hot take?
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>>218919774
>Is that surprising?
No, but it's still shocking to hear it.
>>218920385
>At least one of them is being transparent about their treachery.
True
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>>218921540
He talked about children under 2 years of age not being raised by their parents. I don't think children can be admitted to any school at that age. He said this during mass, clearly talking to those willing to listen to his words. If that bothers you, then it is your problem.
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>>218921798
the catholic church defender has logged on
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>>218921929
It is my fault to respond to an Italian flag. You're all terribly obnoxious. Unless I missed the memo and Italy turned into Catholic Iran, you're more than free to ignore the church and anything it says.
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>>218921798
>>218921929
to settle this debate we need this bishop opinion on browns
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>>218913349
mofo looks a bit like the legendary /med/ businessman and politician GREGORIVS IESVS GIL ET GIL (if a tad more attractive and less dysgenic looking) or maybe i'm just blind o algo
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>>218921982
Bodied that fecalian freak
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>>218922016
that's good, i'm down for that >>218921982
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>>218922016
He should have been chosen as the Pope is all I have to say.
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>>218922168
Let's try to avoid AI shit, please
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>>218922085
*brings pwags to twerk on stage*
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>Let's try to avoid AI shit, please
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>>218922290
>>218922039
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>>218922290
You need to go back to wherever you came from
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AI killed OC
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>>218922233
Just having fun for myself, don't see the harm in it
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>>218922675
I wanted to bet on Angers but I forgot
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>>218922703
Don't remind me of the game, we got robbed right at the start for a red card that shouldn't be one.
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What a wasted day.
Spent 90% of it on the couch.
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>>218922016
fascist scum
>>218922085
cardinal Sarah is a turbo chud
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>>218922772
Same, but I did a bit of cleaning and worked on a project. But it is snowing so that's my excuse.
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Saw it a few days ago and still amazed by it
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>>218922869
I can save her from the jeets if she wants to
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>>218922869
lol

4 of them will post "me and my gf" on their insta
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>>218922868
Well, I did make one circuit for a high voltage regulator for an amplifier (mostly stolen from another design), but that was it.

>>218922869
saaaaaaaaar
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>>218923011
My dear sir, please redeem this +1000 izzat token.
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@Brunoid
Thoughts on this gemmie? >>>/r9k/83813132
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>>218923073
Nice, it's still something. How are the headphones? Was it worth the money?
>>218923095
I don't understand why they do that also why did the girl agree (she was probably afraid), was very cute though, would shoot my shot if given the opportunity.
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Spent most of the day playing Yu-Gi-Oh GX Spirit Caller for the DS while having Family Guy funny moments compilations in the background.
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>>218923132
Gemastic, barely read the pic doe.

>>218923212
Good evening sir.
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>>218923212
*I summon THROATUSSY*

>1800 deepthroat damage
>Swallows are the enemies load damage
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>>218923212
How much do you JM press most of the time nibba?
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>>218923212
Impressive
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>>218923212
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medieval art is just one massive shitpost
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>>218923766
It's a Callery Pear tree
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@Gman
If you do see this that is
Found some nsfw Avatar kino for you (I repeat it's nsfw).
>>>/tv/217715772
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>>218923806
more like Cockllery Pear tree
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>>218923848
that faggot came too fast doe
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>>218913349
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>>218923274
Good evening.

>>218923367
I don't know, I could try some day.

>>218923382
Very nice.
What did you do today?
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>>218924090
>I don't know
Didn't you spam them some months ago?
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>>218923962
I see some of the victims faces are censored
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>>218924090
Not much, studied for an upcoming exam, played football outside a bit and watched a match before dinner
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>>218923195
The headphones are great. Best sounding by I’ve heard. And I’ve heard headphones more expensive than these ones (HD800, LCD-2, etc).
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I think it's time for my to create more OC, I'm relying too much on old content
>>218923212
>>218923287
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>>218924956
for me*
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>>218924956
>throatussy btfo by gusic.jpg
looool
this is gold
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My goat.

>>218924442
Maybe years ago.
Back when I was in the gym city.

>>218924526
Seems like an above average day, you've worked on something for yourself and did some sports with friends.
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>>218925648
Did you try Pokémon TCG Pocket ?
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>>218925648
No I was playing on my own, I haven't got any friends at home
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Flashed that red at the climbing gym. Really proud of that one. First 2 reds done, I'm proogressing.
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Do you trust him ?
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>>218926051
High school PTSD
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>>218926051
Feels like I could do it but that might be bollocks fr fr
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Bodied those imbeciles >>218925919
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>>218926062
yeah of course, looks like a swell guy
>>218926081
you did climbing in HS? Lucky, we always did some gay ass running but I did love badminton
>>218926181
You could definitely do it Brunester, you mogged me last time despite you climbing less these days
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>>218926292
Lmao
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>>218926350
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>>218926346
Sadly yes but I was very weak back in HS so I could only do the easy wall.
Also my autistic self couldn't comprehend how to attach myself before climbing and teachers were dicks so I never fully understood how to.

It was a bad experience and I don't want to climb ever since.
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>>218926350
lmao, based
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>>218925673
No.
I didn't play the Pokemon TCG when I was younger and nowadays I don't want to learn new games.

>>218925830
Don't want to sound too naggy but I wouldn't call playing by myself playing football, that's more like kicking the ball a little bit.
I suppose it's more of a mid day then.
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Malta is third world apparently >>218925468
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>>218927089
No shit.
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>>218927007
It's mid indeed, just like my life in general
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>>218923766
I always feel weird thinking about how people who drew stuff like this back in the mediaeval era would probably be making soyjaks and frog edits if they had been born in the 90s.
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>>218928151
probably
for once again it is up to reclusive males who never have sex to carry civilization's sense of humour on their back
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Good day med, cagie time tomorrow
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>>218928678
Meant good night*

It's definitely time to sleep
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Lovely moonlight tonight.
>>218928678
Goodnight.

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