mad how poo peng gay porn bardley welsh

more like gay pong

i have a spare ticket for the chelsea today if anyone wants it

>>218887245
girl

Mad how culture in colonial countries can never truly develop and there is no deep rooted cultural practices. The whole identity of colonial countries is based on supremacy. Australia Day is a farce

>>218887239
nobody wants that

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realiZed im in my 4th decade and leaving this site forever
wtf is wrong with me/you

>>218886985
Seriously mate leave it on Reddit next time

just got up and closed the window

did tom scott go to the island?

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>>218887269
frieren is my gf

why didn't any of you wee nonces tell me how good cyberpunk 2077 is

does tea tree oil spray work for curing bacne?

going to go out for a walk once my washing is done

>>218887311
I really hope you don't get your head bashed in. I would HATE that.

>>218887296
i've just done the same (and put the heating on)

>>218887306
did a massive wank to my characters avatar customising her pubic hair when i first played

>>218887324
can't imagine that will happen
just going to potter around and take some photos

>>218887308
i dunno but wash yourself better and it probably will

use a loofah

covfefe

I think Fook Yu and Fook Mi from Austin Powers gave me yellow fever

>>218887245
she's basically kate middleton

>>218887335
wonder why they bothered allowing customisable genitals when it's predominantly a first person game, and even if you take off all your character's clothes and it looks like they're naked on the inventory screen, in game they'll still be wearing undies

I live for this shit

>>218887245
gengis khan lookin bitch

dont know what camera to buy

i live to poo

i live for ma familia's shit

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mum's done the washing at 60 degrees again

Wisdom tooth keeps bleeding…

troons and queers have ruined the cyberpunk genre for me

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPMhb25XPQA&list=OLAK5uy_k4eATSEizPP7rdHEVHC2RQEwgFM22vGCo

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>>218887388

>>218887414
*punches you out*
*picks one of your teeth off the floor*
was it this one?

Gf won’t stop playing halo and destiny. No dates nothing, just bang nibbles in the air fryer for her and ask if she’s winning

>>218887432
Yeah thanks pal

>>218887401
had to tell her not to interfere with my washing. she loves waiting for cycle to finish then slapping everything on a 1600 speed spin so it all comes out stretched to fuck

>>218887446
she let you smash at least?

>>218887459
ever shag her up the arse?

In Paddington station bogs
Stinks of shite in here

>>218887456
mad this is a bloke

In bed. Snoozing.

>>218887495
i thought bears shit in the woods?

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>>218887504
Wakey wakey, rise and shine

>>218887517
That’s the pope

>>218887522
ai

wish i had that sleep pill from american dad

need to get my freaking hair cut today
cant be arsed
the sooner they get robots doing it the better

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>>218887517

>>218887472
Not really, just get her off. My needs are an after thought. I don’t mind it though

we all had a wank to the alien from american dad when it crossdressed lets be honest

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I need Emma Watson to do a smelly fart in my face.

Stop calling my unc

On this day in 2020, the UK became the first country to leave the European Union.

It's a laugh, though, innit?

>>218887558
surprised japan hasn't already come up with something

>>218887558
the only time i get touched by a woman is when i get a hair cut

>>218887639
feels nice having chebs rub on your shoulder

ate 4 eggs

>>218887558
i just wanna get a buzzcut at home but i can't be bothered to clean up after

>>218887626
David Bloody Unaipon came up with something

Just eaten about 1400 calories worth of pancakes feel awful

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKPfEp6cjCA&list=OLAK5uy_k4eATSEizPP7rdHEVHC2RQEwgFM22vGCo&index=4

Zoomer runts be like
>>218887670

fartraping my own gay poo

not had any breakfast

auschads run /brit/

>>218887699
I’m 23 am I still a zoomer

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Might do a cheeky getting drunk tonight.

>>218887664
never heard of him

The world is secretly run by a cabal of Australian bankers

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see lads its easy
stop complaining

>>218887729
unc

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>misspelling the constituency you're campaigning in
People don't talk enough about what a joke the greens are

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I'm offering you a real life indecent proposal…

>>218887722
very attractive young lady this it would be nice to see her fannois

>>218887759
wonder how much bbc she had in those 10 years

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>>218887761

>>218887759
>I don’t go around flaunting it
Literally taken out a page in a newspaper to flaunt it you stupid bitch

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>>218887791

>>218887495
Yeah those bogs are rancid desu

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rorke turning a blind eye to this

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Time for some kino

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Umm

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memorialise those people who died from fire in an enclosed space by lighting a bunch of tiny fires in an enclosed space

im too straight to um post

>>218887850
Wow 24,000???? What a huge number!!! Mr Zia hasn’t our legal immigrant number been 700k-1million every year for the past 6 years??

>>218887853
Steam doesn't let me look at the naughty games anymore

Deport Zia Yusef back to Pakistan

>>218887791
Greens are going to have to front a bunch of freaks and weirdos like this once they realise finding 650 competent people to stand is harder than it looks
They'll almost certainly get the reform treatment and it'll turn out a bunch of wronguns have slipped through the cracks

>>218887850
classic norman yoke stuff

already nearly midday
25% of the weekend done and ive just woken up

>>218887894
Just say you're racist and go rorke

>>218887894
Here here!

>>218887903
wasted mine trying to find a compromising flash drive and making sure i didnt leave it in toil

big nectary poo

>>218887889
corrr whos this

very jealous of ivy wolk now thats a girl who just said im bored and im moving to new york and im going to be famous and did exactly that

>>218887920
I keep mines under the floorboard
Im a privacy advocate you see

>>218887920
'

mad how rorke thinks reform is the solution while they're hiring all the same tories responsible for the immigration he doesn't like

>>218887944
And leftypol's solution?

>>218887944
well that's me convinced let's keep labour in power instead

Mad how spaki makes the same bait posts whilst pooing his nappy every day

biggest mistake in life was not trying in school. I fucked about everyday and now I’m retarded. Because I’m retarded there is no point me going to university and I really can’t better myself so I will be just working minimum wage until I die what a life

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>>218887944
Starmer is the best thing that has happened to Britain in decades

someone sound the um alarm

big brown poo at the bottom of my toilet

Yanks be like "they arrested Donald Lemon"

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*tiptoes around the thread rummaging through everyone's handbags unnoticed*

>>218887957
you're a bug fat yank m8 this is nothing to with you

very sinister feeling in the air right now

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>>218887850
rorke will find a way to fall for it (again)

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just bought a new mouse and one of these

>>218887962
>native birthrates up
There is no data for this

elon
https://youtu.be/_yThfdrdFL8

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Jim’ll fix it.

we have caught and compromised to a permanent end that anon's flash drive

I’m going to become a millionaire by creating the autistic barbers. You simply choose a haircut based on pictures. There will be NO smalltalk. You go into a booth. Get the haircut. Pay. Then leave

had a wonderful conversation with an australian on discord yesterday about reverse osmosis and desalination efforts in Australia and we both came to the conclusion, reviewing the terrain geography of the country, that it was a not possible and was akin to talking about dyson spheres.

Good to see theres still people out there to have real conversations with. Warmed my heart it really did

>>218888020
was he in any of the recent epstein shit? i'd be shocked if the two never met

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why are sirs like this

*holds up spork*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs

>>218887975
THEY JUST BUSTED TOM DIAMOND BRO

HOLY DIVER!

>>218887245
looks like a Tatar woman

THEY BUSTED TOM DIAMOND BRO
DON LEMON JUST GOT ARRESTED BRODY
ALEX PRETTI JUST GOT ICED ZAYDON

>>218888039
>channel name "madam adam"
do not tell me the tranners got to adam as well fuck sake

>spain to legalise half a million undocumented immigrants
fair enough i suppose. less effort than deporting them

>>218888070
YOUVE BEEN DOWN TOO LONG IN THE GAY PORN SEA

>>218888001
There is but it's a pathetically small increase

>>218888093
yeah might as well just deal with the cancer and stop treatment, less effort than chemotherapy

>>218888038
>Sexually exploiting 100 girls
Give him twelve years, out in six for good behaviour

honestly lads I might just staring Patrick Batemanmaxxing
just focus on looking good, getting money and banging prostitutes

>>218888104
can you send a link? I dont doubt it but ive had trouble finding it

>>218888038
how, dough? he just walks up to girls and goes show vagene or what

That's a Rustlers Quarter Pounder down the hatch and gulleted.

>>218888124
grow up you demented zoomer

300,000 years of white slavery

we're all anti-indian in here but lets be honest they aren't really known for committing crime saar

>>218888140
proper nosh

american psycho is such a shit movie

>>218888124
Sounds good sounds a lot better than what ill be doing (wanking and complaining about immigration)

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>>218888167
hey Bruce

>>218888124
How about you focus on getting some decent grades in your A-Levels?

miss getting my knob out on omegle when steaming

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You butchered to death 3 little girls with a machete

Life imprisonment? He was quite young when he did the crime you see, so he cant get life!!!

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>>218888199

>>218888199
used to wank on chatroulette and omegle and stripchat when i was about fourteen

>>218888211
miss omegle used to wank off with so many young fitties

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Tell me which one of these I should buy (1/2)

>>218888247
you're a brown arent you

>>218888199
>>218888227
um

>>218888130
Raw data is here
https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/birthsdeathsandmarriages/livebirths/datasets/quarterlybirthsinenglandandwalesprovisional

Q1: 52.52%
Q2: 53.15%
Q3: 53.27%

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>>218888227
>>218888237

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>>218888247

>>218888248
cold ahh post unc

>>218888227
same
neve showed my face but wonder how many people recorded me and how many nonce forums my knobule ended up on

>>218888247
>>218888265
vile nigger flops grow up and wear some proper shoes

>>218888252
how dare you

not very in tune with my own community and culture. matter of fact i hate them.

got the sausages on

>>218888293
>wear some proper shoes
such as

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>>218888311

Cara Delevingne stuns in new photos

home from runt toil, van is clean, it lush

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The shoes.

Approachin' me, yo, out of respect, chops to neck
I get vexed, like crashin' up a phat-ass Lex
So, clear the way! Make way! Yo, open the cage!
Peace, I'm out, jettin' like a runaway slave

>>218888311
bit early

>>218888317
get some loakes, a nice pair of derbies or even a chelsea boot
athleisure is niggerish

>>218888336
drip drip

too early for a beer?

>>218888357
nowt wrong with a small ale for brunch or even a garibaldi cocktail

>>218888346
haven't had breakfast you see

Said I was going to have a quiet one yesterday ended up having 6 beers, 3 glasses of prosecco and a buzzball and now I've ruined my Saturday

durrbies

>>218888347
What are some non-trainer shoes patriot Americans wear? For example, patriot Australians wear Blundstones and UGGs.

>>218888388
Were you the boring freak that went to the pub on his own and microblogged the whole time about how your gf couldnt get off work early

>>218888388
again

necessary evil

>>218888413
No I was the guy who went out drinking with his mates but didn't join them for the club

>>218888388
that's about 15 units how is that enough to ruin your saturday I had more than that and went for a run at 6am

>>218888357
only live once get on it my son get the beers and the vodka all down you youll be back in noddyland by 1pm and wake up hungover at 10 at night

>>218888407
no idea i'm not american

just sat inside and did nothing last night
im a friendless 33 year old loser you see

>>218888436
I'm in my late 20's

pooing is utterly barbaric you basically get raped backwards every day for no reason

alcohol is runtish

>>218888430
did they have a good time without you?

>>218888460
rasheed

>>218888458
The anus is meant for exit, not entrance.

>>218888458
love holding it in for as long as i can to extract every molecule of nutriment

>>218888451
ktim but 35

how are you supposed to clean a mouse mat?

>>218888465
I'd imagine so, haven't talked to them this morning

>>218888460
‘sheed or bitter friendless autist?

Chill out dickwad

so glad my brother has 4 kids, takes the pressure off me as i havent had a gf since 2017

decided to save my 2 beers for tonight, cup of tea instead

I missed out on teenage love, and nothing can ever make up for that. Also never had a gf in sixth form or uni either. This has left me completely jaded and uncaring towards society.

might go to the beach tomorrow to perv on bikini sluts

>>218888487
are you a cool uncle or an evil smelly influence your brother keeps away from them

>>218888479
I'd just clean it in the washing machine

>>218888487
none of my siblings have kids and none of my brothers wifes siblings have kids

feels end of the world coded

>>218888479
I used shampoo, done it in the bath

>>218888505
It’s winter, too cold for that.

>>218888505
will there be any abos there?

lil bro is crashing out
yo kyle venmo me a couple bucks i gotta get some burgers from the k-mart

>>218888487
My sister has never had a bf and is a NEET

>>218887994
why did they do it

mad how theres some ridiculously fat digits coming up shortly and itll be some incomprehensible foreign gibberish

>>218888535
give me her number

>>218888535
can i get her number?

hate when youre constipated and you get scared youre going to strain too hard and shit an organ out

>>218888544
it better come from here and it better be about having a wank or poo

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We wear Belleville boots. We honour and respect President Donald J. Trump. We vote for the Great Yarmouth First party. We suck espresso after 9PM. We go on camping trips with chicks we meet on /brit/. Problem Leftypol?

>>218888487
ever shag them up the arse?

>>218888546
>>218888547
:/

>>218888535
ever sniff her knickers?

dude mom just caught me and stacy making out in the mall this weekend im done for dude and recital is next week

>>218888554
fuck me they're ugly

>>218888568
Kill yourself.

>>218888576
scteaaung

>>218888551
Never had that me, due to todays eats

>>218888568
stupid unfunny yank
>>218888573
HOWLING

gorpcore is just athleisure for neeks

mad how i love you and i fucking love you mean entirely different things

>>218888576
Lmao

who the hell is the moose man

i made varsity

the key to lovely sausages is giving the ayre friar a good shake every couple of minutes

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>>218888568
>

C'mon teach if you flunk me I'll never make the playoffs

off to scotland to buy an ayrshire air fryer

anyone started boozing yet?

me and braydon just got accepted in to kappa alpha omega

>>218888667
>>218888357
get a GRIP

>>218888659
67

quick everyone post poo

>>218888666
get us a beefy bake whilst you're at it

waning straight into the air frier. 180 degrees 7 minutes. spread on toast. it lush

oop

If I don't pass this class my dad is gonna send me to military academy!

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>>218888667
maybe next friday. keep putting off buying scotch

poo

>>218888645
make sure they're dry before you cook them otherwise you waste energy evaporating the water and never open the cooking chamber or you lose heat x

Mates and I were searching nigger in our message history and seeing who had the worst usage

poo screaming

british niggas eat sausages for breakfast. bizarre people.

gay porn poo screaming

cody just made quarterback for the pirates dude hope they smash the wizards in the play-offs

>>218888704
shut it cunt, post your sausages

>>218888723
>campaign of rape
Reckon he posts here?

My dream? Having a family and taking them to Walt Disney World Resort Florida.

My progress? 32 year old Incel that's never had a girlfriend and not even close.

anyone remember msn messenger?

>>218888728
you eat BEEF sausages you absolute freak

bro did ya see hunter hit a home run at the big game last week

australia lost two wars to emus

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>>218888764

>>218888761
Remember it fondly

australian niggas be like: i live in poowong walla walla james town

>>218888761
no, what dat

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>>218888888

mad to think my cousins actually have lives

NIGGER

>>218888888
poo

Don’t do gay!

poo

time for a wank
*opens tor*

the sausages are ready

just plugged my steamdeck in to charge

poo

>>218888833
not even for pay?

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Interesting that Nords aren't likely to believe in conspiracy theories, but Balkans are

>>218888681
new

walking down the stairs right now

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Would sniff Emma Watson’s farts.

poo

>>218888844
UM

>>218888791
australian addresses be like:
oo ee oo ah ah
ting tang
walla walla
bing bang

grow up

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Zesty Foden is claiming this get

hfidsgkjfwehflygdafhuegyhfdfyrealgfue

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>>218888888
>>218888855

um

it pie night
>>218888888

got the gay porn on

nigger

Might take the dog for a W_A_L_K have to type it that way because he has learned to recognise the sound of me typing "walk" oh fuck he heard me he's running

>>218888888
here's your (you)

stupid unfunny cunts fishing for the get

wank

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STOCKPORT

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>>218888888

>>218888888
Jej

>>218888888
>8 8s
>not about you know who
worst waste in 4chan history

>>218888888
dogberg onamadone

>>218888888
not bad

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>>218888888
gz

>>218888888
probably one of the better posts /brit/ could shart out lets face it

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>>218888888

/brit/ really does dominate this website

>>218888915
every american that goes to school gets shot dont they

blaine just got shot in history class bro

>>218888969
>>218888969
>>218888969
>>218888969

>>218888888
cats could never

>>218888888
*ahem*
HEIL HITLER!

>>218888888
Based dogberg owner

>>218888888
Based

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>>218888888

>>>218887195 (thread magick-limit reached)
Now Then, In the Name of “Jupiter-Shekhinah”:
As those who bless any tax-payer of Proto-Indo-European descent are blessed in all ways,
So those who curse any tax-payer of Proto-Indo-European descent are cursed in all ways. Selah.
Noetically, “It is Fixed.” Amen, so mote it be. [ 𑣆 𑣆 𑣆 ]