poo

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scotsisters....

That's a man.

corrrr look at those meaty nips

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so this is rorke

Brighton are playing later x

>>218889011
fucking hell what's he like

why did that english harlot kill ulster?

>>218889014
Mon the seagulls

>>218889014
Come on you poofs

>>218889011
wheres the rest of him

>>218889047
woke got him

>>218889014
*minces up and down the pitch*

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sings a tune

>>218889096
magical stuff
praise god everyday for the wonderful word he made
absolutely buzzing about going to churchberg on the morrow

dvdposting comes to brit
what a day to be alive

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Mental how grim ww2 was

>>218889133
I wonder how women feel about being mogged by a man

>>218889139
at least we were able to defeat the covenant

>>218889014
I'll be watching Arsenal Leeds

love lying on my back on my bed in the nude with my legs in the air like a whore while the ceiling fan blows cool air over my ringpiece

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>>218889115

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>>218889139
Mental how many people died for the Imperium of Man

brushing my hair forward to hide my norward 2

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bah umbug aha

>>218889205
this is what id look like if testosterone hadn't ruined me.

>can go to China visa free now
Right lads that’s me off to shag Chinese fanny then

>>218889173
hope you give your slutty nipples a tug while you're at it

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Feeling nostalgic for my emo years (2008-10)
https://youtu.be/73Y_x30uKQg?si=zjLibZs5Akz_4qRo

>>218889197
you got cameras in my room or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6MXWDWUGig

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>>218889224

the fuck is wrong with beef sausages

>>218889224
you do know it's sideways

>>218889232
just turn to the left slightly yes, then pull down your shorts thus, yes, yes thats it

heathermong... HEATHER-MONG...
a name that rung out to me in my dream last night, any thoughts as to what this could mean?

Pints, Anne Drew

>>218889260
always amusing that brits don’t realise we eat all sorts of sausages, they immediately assume we only eat beef ones because they only eat pork ones
an entire nation with the palate of a five year old

Reheating a Greggs sausage roll from yesterday. I didn't even really want a sausage roll yesterday. I just wanted to see the goth girl working there again. She's so beautiful.

>>218889280
you are profoundly mentally ill and you need to see a professional

>>218889288
>THIS will save western civilisation!

>>218889297
ever had a reindeer sausage mate?

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>ANOTHER Saturday of Tinder, Bumble and Hinge looking for a bird like this...

Tried Match and the birds on there are HIDEOUS. So much so I feel AWFUL for them and become depressed.

ulster sausage down yer gob

Anne drew pints at pizza express

>>218889311
feeld. Thank me later

did the man make a post with the same digit one after the other did he? very good

>>218889337
Based on your prose I have determined that you are jealous

spottemgottem linked up

>Latest batch includes apparent messages between Bradley Walsh and The Dark Destroyer

that hoebag from london got my loyal ulsterman killed

>>218889304
no but had roo ones

manny paki ow

got fat andy on

>he has dark skin so we'll call him the dark destroyer

I'm sorry but leftypol is right on this one. It's ridiculous, racist and lazy.

going to eat lots of pasta and vegetate

>>218889224
I'm doing the Khunjerab Pass in a couple of months

>>218889355
dark destroyer regularly plaps annes smelly fart cannon, she loves the bbc

don't believe in eating out of glass bowls and plates. Seems grotesque and rude.

>>218889297
The only beef sausages you can get here are the ones for pakis

I want to become a chinese citizen

>>218889297
sent those cunts flying in their own general

>>218889388
have a square sausage mate it'll change your life

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>>218889329

Cheers, Anon. Shall have a gander.

>>218889005
me watching the sumo wrestling

>>218889411
you'd need one paper bag over her head and another over her fat belly
if she's reduced to her milkers entirely then maybe

>>218889260
had a chicken sausage not 5 minutes ago, now THAT'S a weird sausage

>>218889429
you haven't lived until you've had a human sausage

doing a bum sausage

beef sausages always remind me of bbcs

never ceases to amuse me when I see countries with famously dogshit cuisine trying to criticise our dogshit cuisine

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Godstralians... I kneel...

>>218889444
Aussie cuisine is basically the same as ours but they eat beef sausages

Is chicken fine after a week in the fridge?

I am a performative male.
I am a male and I dress in a way that I think women will find pleasing.
Isn't that literally the entire point of fashion?

>>218889448
phwoar imagine the state of your arteries after demolishing one of those bad boys

Australians funded both sides of the world wars and started communism in Russia

australians are so used to living with subhumans they've started to eat like them

>>218889456
Raw? Check the use by date, cooked? No

>>218889411
i usually love ridiculously huge tits but this is going too far

>>218889444
The vast majority of the world's "cuisine" is the same chopped up chicken, rice and spices then named regionally.

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YEH NAH WE AEYT SAWSAGES MATE JUST WE CALL EM SNAGS IF YER A FAIR DINKUM FACKIN AUSSIE YOULL ENJOY A SNAG IN YA FLAPPY HAT ON SMOKO

>>218889456
should be ate within 48 hours and only reheated once or you'll shit your guts out
three days probably fine but it's a risk

>>218889456
probably yh

the vegan bubble has popped

the biggest aussie delicacy is swiping your finger inside a roo's pouch and sucking it clean

>>218889448
the same mcdonalds items arranged in a slightly different order is it?
mental how do they come up with this stuff

>>218889534
the biggest aussie delicacy is pissing in your own mouth

can we all stop talking about Australia please

>>218889139
thats quite clearly the solar auxilia fighting in the horus heresy however

no but in all seriousness vb is very nice

I met an australian once, he knew more about British history than I did, it was unsettling

>>218889531
Didnt know there was a bubble to begin with. I know there was a concerted effort in the media but I never met any vegan in my life, and every vegan product on the shelf in every shop and supermarket was fully stocked as nobody bought it.

>>218889536
It's peng though

>>218889531
remember setting fucking lorry loads of unsold meat free shite in the discount areas cause the companies thought it was gonna be huge but people gave it up a month later

>>218889566
catberg on a madone

>>218889561
i buy tofu twice a week

Any hacker man in?

Mhmmm anxiety adrenaline bean juice what a perfect start to the day!

every time the runtoid posts his runt slop and gets made fun of for it he says its "peng". Tells you everything you need to know about the sort of man that consumes that shite over the age of 12

>>218889578
Yeah send me your IP

>>218889566
big fan for beef sausages is he

>>218889578
>>218889594
err yeah my IP address is 10.0.0.1
- a message from leto

>>218889566
england is the heart :3

>>218889590
most people don't get anxiety from drinking coffee, project on

>>218889567
i saw freezers full of that quorn shit during covid they couldn't even shift it then

>>218889613
:D

Ibiza with mousey tomorrow ^.^

all the cute girls I enjoyed working with have quit toil and I'm left with just the ones I don't like. Feel lost lads, jobs just not the same

>>218889567
Apparently meat is more popular now than it was prior to the vegan boom

>>218889658
corrr

>>218889658
honestly might be a bit gay that

every vegan is a miserable bitter runt with mental health issues

>>218889658
Do you lose your erection when asomething goes up your arse?

>>218889665
Fortunately it's Saturday lunchtime so you can put all of that to the back of your mind for another 36 hours

Mousey's Theme (Instrumental) - from the Original Motion Picture Soundtrack

>>218889683
nah he has socks on

BISHKEK

>>218889691
I'm shitposting on my lunch break mate, half an hour left then back to my completely qt-free toil

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>i got them in this bad of a melty over mentioning beef sausages

*snaps my fingers* janman!
*janman crawls through a catflap into my office in a supplicant manner*
have that post dealt with will you?

came back from my eye test. fucking hell my vision just keeps getting worse. gonna be a blind man by the time i'm 50. fuck my chud life

should have a shower
should have a shave
should do the laundry
should. will I?

Another weekend playing videogames on your own again?

Did somebody say Menulog?

afternoon my lovely set of special stars x

>>218889728
get them zapped

>>218889448
genuinely had one of these during a weak moment of mine
probably wouldn’t order it again but i’ll never forget it. felt like an actual rhinoceros afterwards

>>218889728
I was told my vision would stabilise at 32 but it's got worse in the past year

>>218889734
no, another weekend sat here in silence on my computer chair staring blankly in to the screen occasionally pressing refresh on brit

>>218889748
>felt like an actual rhinoceros afterwards
?????

So fucking ugly it's actually unreal

>>218889712
reckon the gay porn might have contributed too

always found eye tests erotic
when she leans in really close to you with the lights off and whispers in a sultry voice "clearer with one or two?"
corr had me squirming in my chair

so every royal family in europe sucked this guy's cock for some reason

>>218889766
get over it

>>218889741
alri mate
x

>>218889772
How much money have you made day trading?

>>218889760
fat

agnosticism is correct

>>218889766
KTIM when I was looking at gfberg this morning. Annoying bitch she is.

80 centillion photos have been taken of jeffrey einstein laying around doing nothing

>>218889800
why did you decide to date an uggo lad

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Winter is HERE... you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.

(gay nigga reddit voice)
>>218889797

>>218889773
aha ktim except with the mid 50s Chinese doctor man instead

>>218889806
it's literally just a contextless photo of him with his hand on an unidentified woman and the press is going mental

Imagine getting raped by an octopus
One tentacle to hold each limb and it still has a tentacle left to play with each nipple and your arse and your willy

>>218889819
Why do you keep posting this? Its not very funny

>>218889811
I love her

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>>218889825

>>218889751
remember when i was 17 and got my first eye test and asked the optician if my vision would get worse and she was like no no, it should be fine. lying bitch. actually get anxiety over this shite

>>218889842
SEXU

>>218889825
Wouldn't be rape desu

>>218889819
give me a single benefit of wearing cotton over synthetics

>>218889822
unlucky, mine was this posh attractive thirty-something bird, she always seemed a bit pissed off probably cause she did a doctorate but ended up just checking the eyesight of smelly locals in a small town Specsavers

>>218889819
it's not nearly cold enough to be layering clothes

>>218889823
they were literally ripping apart babies and eating them lad, these pics are just the tip of the iceberg

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errrr... lads?

>>218889842
I thought there was a cat watching from the window aha x

>>218889868
1. Synthetics wear out quicker in the wash
2. Synthetics absorbs body odour throughout the day and carries it much more than cotton
3. Cotton lasts longer in general

>>218889885
so?

bought everything you can possibly buy in gta
Bit boring now

>>218889896
All false

what significant figures other than prince andrew in the UK do you think are in the epstein files? one of the more freaked out ones like stephen fry wouldn’t shock me

>>218889862
wearing glasses makes you dependent on the glasses

>>218889912
thats you done

>>218889885
Women aren't funny so they had to do it themselves

HE TOUCHED A WOMAN
OHHHHHH
MYYYYYY GODDDDD THE DAILY MAIL

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Get up. Get a move on. The wheels in motion. The goals still need to be met. This is our mantra. This is our moment. Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking soft drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in you. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained.

>>218889906
shame you can't buy a clue

>>218889904
you'd call them troons if they did it nowadays albeit rorke

>>218889906
gta 5 was always boring

>>218889947
i'd call it acting actually

>>218889906
stopped playing when they brought in that flying oppressor thing

>>218889933
the bankers the bonuses

Synthetic materials interfere with your hormones and pheromones. Add a couple of sprays of synthetic aftershave into the mix and you're basically a biological non-entity to everyone you encounter.

Meltdown

One Man And His Wog

>Crown Immunity
>Criminal and Civil Prosecution: The monarch is personally immune from criminal and civil prosecution.
>Taxation: The Crown is exempt from direct taxation, such as income and capital gains tax, unless an act of Parliament makes it liable.
Why do we still accept this nonsense?

>>218889965
intimidating knockers

>>218889965
too big. Dunno what size she is but I reckon Gianna had the perfect sized tiddies

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>>218889734
yeah just acquired the sword of light

>>218889987
because if you bring it up in parliament you immediately get shut down by the (((lords)))

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ive got eyes everywhere

Games with boob jiggle physics?

>>218890003
nice one Tim

>>218889987
Do something about it, you're not busy.

>>218889987
so if charles downloaded a load of cp nothing happens to him?

>>218889967
me asf after pressing the AZ5 button

>>218889987
slave nation

>>218890008
modded skyrim. you didn’t hear this from me though

>>218890007
screm

>>218890029
can also get mods to get fucked by horses in skyrim

should probably do more than sitting around watching telly today.

>>218890002
CWLTSHC

>>218889987
we had a straight up civil war over it and that was what everyone decided was acceptable

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Get up. Get a shikena! on top. Di wheels for motion. Di goals still need be met. Dis na awa mantra. Dis na awa moment. Get shave. Get ya haircut. Wash ya blocos. Stop drinking soft drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching blue film. Stop spending so boku taim for di internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read plenti. Exercise plenti. Get a green tea for you. A waaka. Fresh air. Sun. Di gears turning. Di muscles pumping. Di blood flowing. Di computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument play. A clue gained

>>218890042
the more you know

>>218890042
bit of a busmans holiday

>>218890055
Who’s everyone

>>218890050
No idea how people can watch TV, it's fucking boring.

>>218890042
why would anyone want that

>>218890029
went down the modded skyrim rabbit hole once and I couldnt even enjoy the game since I just felt like wanking every 10 minutes

>>218889987
Because the alternative is Republicanism which is far worse.

>>218890067
your ancestors

>>218890077
ktim i made it so i can just switch wank mods on and off in vortex. or so i’ve heard

>>218890067
the People

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>>218890069
loads to watch

just going to watch air crash documentaries on youtube and get steaming today

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>>218889734
that was the plan but can't decide on a game so just doomscrolling tiktok tummy slags instead

কেউ মার্স বারের জন্য ক্ষুধার্ত।

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>>218890061

>>218890069
boggles my mind how people can binge watch shows

>>218890093
boomers really watch this brainrot slop every day?

>>218889947
yeh things are typically perceived differently in different social contexts

>>218890093
at least photoshop in Big Poz Load ffs

>>218890095
we gaan

>>218890084
My parents came to the UK in 2003

>>218890069
I'm a boring person. I mean I dont just put on telly like in the olden times, my viewing is more limited than that but I dont like leaving the house.

>>218890084
Definitely not my ancestors haha

>>218890109
i'm watching some james hoffmann kinos on youtube on my telly

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>>218890093
mental how if you turn any of these channels on it's 50/50 going to be an ad break

that Lucy Letby Netflix documentary looks good

>>218890093
Utter shite. I used to like documentaries but then realised they're useless for information, some cunt on youtube speaking over a powerpoint presentation can teach you more than a big budget BBC documentary.

>>218890093
how can they show game of thrones in the middle of the day? there's tits and swearing in it

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what's going on here

>>218890122
*throws a burned, lifeless espresso at you*

spunk starts out white but by the fourth spurt or so its got a yellow colour to it

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>>218890143

>>218890118
Now you are lecturing us on our ancient institutions. You understand why everyone hates the browns, except the jews profiting from you.

>>218890108
Back in the day I used to love Star Trek and binged Voyager, TNG, and DS9, now I wouldn't be able to do it, what a complete waste of time.

>>218890095
might do this tbqhbeit
the best episodes are the ones with survivors

>>218890133
waiting for the documentary after her release and exoneration

>>218890143
they're playing Twister

6k runtoil done
thats all for me today
off to m&s to get some snacks then im off to bed

Thinking about all the stuff my gf has changed about me since we moved in together and how grim I must have been before

>shower every day, not every 4 or 5
>comb hair instead of just letting it dry messy and tousling it with my hands
>brush teeth every day
>sit down to piss
>wash face properly, exfoliate and moisturise
>change sheets and covers every week (I was probably changing mine once a year before)

>>218890093
didn't know rick stein had a new show and in aus too
wonder if he eats any beef sausages

>>218890143
Demonstrating CPR.

>>218890173
where's her willy bulge

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Traced my lineage back to pre-1066
Hope reform will accept me

>>218890169
bit early for bed

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>>218889329
>navigating my 30s
state of it

>>218890151
Fuck up. You can learn a lot from outsiders. Things you accept as weird vestigial quirks don't seem acceptable to us.

>>218890189
got nowt else to do

>>218890175
>sit down to piss
no
instead I piss on her in the shower

he will not be getting a (You) from me

>>218890204
yes

>>218890191
Shut the fuck up and worship your 6 arm elephant vageesh.

>>218890175
ever shag her up the arse?

>>218890175
did your mother not teach you to do this

>>218890198
Once you start sitting down to piss, you notice when you stand again (in public toilets etc) just how many micro droplets of piss fly up. Sitting to piss is the best.

>>218890143
It’s okay though because he’s a royal and they are better than us, so this is fine. Don’t you dare try and change our traditions!!!

the queen herself was a nonce you know

>>218890183
did you also trace your virginity back to the day you were born?

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Chicken Hyderabadi masala

problem with sitting to piss i end up on my phone and sitting there too long. thats not healthy.

trouble with sitting down to piss is the chance of the stream going between the gap of the bog seat and it dripping onto the floor

>>218890175
Bizarre things to lie about

was on teams at like 11pm last night because i was wanking to a toilfus profile picture

>>218890254
my cousin has mags in his bathroom

>>218890258
Hello tinycocklad how's it hanging?

problem with sitting down to piss is that you run the risk of your willy flopping into the water in the bowl

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uhhhhh lads

moot is in the Epstein files

>>218890290
aha yeah

>>218890293
fucking mental

>>218890287
shut it, your water level is different

>>218889487
>>218889512
retards
>>218889456
smell it if it smells/tastes bad don't eat it. if unsure just cook a little bit
if it's raw and still in a supermarket nitrogen environment it's probably fine
if it's cooked it's probably fine but I'd nuke it in the microwave just in case

>>218890318
>Money-Coutts
Fake

>>218890241
grow up mate

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>>218890293
not only that, he met with Epstein the day that /pol/ was created

>>218890318
she makes a good point ngl

>>218888995
Incredibly accurate celtoid depiction

>>218890293
that was around the time he deleted /r9k/ or maybe when he brought it back

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Need an indian wife who can cook

Going to see Melania (2026) later

>>218890318
would stuff my common cock up her snobby cunt

>>218890333
https://www.goodreads.com/author/list/17737450.Sophia_Money_Coutts
Retard.

>>218890366
the only film where you can wank in the cinema without anybody noticing

>>218890241
yeah obviously? I was born a virgin? Not hard to trace

>>218890364
Well they aren't going to make that you idiot

downloading some music
x

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this afternoons viewing

Come on Wednesday!

>>218890318
fuck dem posh cunts. we need a stalin of our own

>>218889487
>>218890317
Raw but got from the butchers so no use by
Probably just have to give it a sniff

Time for afternoon nap time team

>>218890379
Fake pen name.

>>218890308
That has nothing to do with the gap between the seat and the bowl

>>218890403
hope you don't wake up team

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the scran

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>>218890396
watch something to really rile up the chuds

>>218890396
the stars are racist because they emit a white light

>>218890396
what. i genuinely can't comprehend this

>>218890403
Why do you brag about being friends with paedophiles?
Why have you avoided answering this question for so long?

>>218890404
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crispin_Money-Coutts,_9th_Baron_Latymer
Retard.

sucking a beef sausage up my arse

got the heating on at 22c and i've got two blankets on, one of them heated

>Crispin James Alan Nevill Money-Coutts
genuinely needs putting in a labour camp fucking hell

>>218890414
severe lack of gravy there mate

>all this hate and death threats just because she's rich
She's right they need special protection under the law

>>218890492

armpits smell of onions

>>218890498
the afternoon's viewing

>>218890414
is that it?

>>218890500
new

>>218889133
God I wish I looked like tha- I mean I wish I could have sex with that right fellow heterosexual men?