here we are
the raped

in awe of how beautiful planet earth is

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megaton shotblast sub edish

>>220647514
This is the new, lads
Nothing like a mentally ill dyke to get the faggots going

early frogposter ragin

>>220647514
corr would love her to hold me down and stroke my willy

>>220647514
Muscular pussy
Pelvic floor like a mole wrench
Snap your cock clean off

>Sir Keir Starmer has been forced to drop legislation to implement his Chagos Islands deal
buried until 10pm Friday
the shame

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apurdo spärde sub-edish V2.0

arse>booba

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nth for the baddiedem

Murray Gold was popping off on this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAhnulFTYo8

cansnonce ragin

I HATE the baddiedem

>>220647576
why do you spam these women? what do you get out of it?

>>220647584
Tomgirls are men who act feminine
Are you bent

>>220647514
actually makes me sad that so few women are even close to being this fit

>apurdo
right well I titsed that one up

Mad how I shot JFK

currently in a protracted struggle on warzone.com

tits not big enough

>>220647558
the raped minister of great britain and northern ireland

the legion are actually ultra based

>>220647620
whyve you done that

>>220647605
In America a tomgirl means a girl with a short sporty haircut. Nothing to do with men atall

>>220647558
why are we giving it back then paying rent to stay anyway the fuck mauritius gon do

>>220647645
They're low tier and garbage

just fell asleep for literally 5 minutes and feel so refreshed wtf

>>220647692
what the fuck are you talking about
you are not american

>>220647703
We're not now, the deal is off
We're keeping it

>>220647643
Sir Keir Starmer has never been raped

going for a poo, back in 10

too many yankees in this thread

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oh my DAYS

>>220647692
You're thinking of tomboy you mong

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cloudflare is fucked on my browser so i have to phone post

>>220647579
if i didn't know any better i'd say i'm 7000 shitposts into the future

>>220647720
You see my flag Daniel Gomez?

can one really just ‘defect’ to north korea?

>>220647558
Based. Utterly retarded bit of legislation

what part of Chagos Islands you lads from?

>>220647754
i don't care what your flag is
you are blatantly wrong and retarded

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>>220647587
Blud is practically begging to get jumped by 5 'dem hopping out of a 4 door whip

>>220647603
It's typically 1 post per thread I'm in and for the sake of ritual and slag posting

>BBC News having to specify that a mare is a female horse
lol

>>220647746
I'm about 3 minutes away from a nap lol you're right nvm logging off now

>>220647763
are you famous?

>>220647796
not yet

>>220647776
Spoken like a fat who hasn't been outside in a month. Cheerio.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ngogo_Chimpanzee_War

>>220647745
NEED De Zerbi to throw a melty in the first week. Hopefully van den Ven's shitty attitude sends him and spuds spiralling into the championship

>>220647745
scream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nhKuK1MhGA

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/tnum/220643021/deleted/deleted/

mental

>>220647745
big six bros, not like this

Kinross

The Chagos people do not exist

hello gentlemen

>>220647791
type of shit i would have said in 1999 when coming home from nursery

>>220647817
try to work on that

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sgrem :D

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>I was was part of the popular, sporty group of lads and several girls in my class and the other classes in my year fancied me

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>I was was part of the popular, sporty group of lads and several girls in my class and the other classes in my year fancied me

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>>220647514
>>220647555
>>220647556

>>220647789
what was the context?

>>220647845
Glad janny sprayed that roach

>>220647880
Grand National

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>>220647876
>>220647877

so it happened again

>Female support worker, 28, is banned after sharing bed with teenage boy and sending him intimate photos

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15718799/Female-support-worker-28-banned-sharing-bed-teenage-boy-sending-intimate-photos.html

rorke rocking his bony old behind to this incel anthem
https://voca.ro/13w46tkO2ebW

>>220647825
doubling down on being wrong makes you a faggot
you needed to get your ass kicked more growing up

>>220647860
u weren't fapping to tomboys in nursery days mong

>>220647845
it not right

>>220647876
>>220647877
what's that all about then?

>>220647904
Awful, just awful

>>220647921
no shit i wasn't referring to that you retard

>>220647904
corrrr but this one is taking the piss a bit
>Short was employed by an organisation providing support for families and children in difficult circumstances. She was charged with supporting the vulnerable 15-year-old and visited his home several times.
if a bloke were in this situation everyone would be out to slice his bollocks off and oraying he gets sorted out in prison

>>220647912
They tried but couldn't. Pipe down weasel. You act as if spotting a minor error has made your entire week.

>>220647879
if you like this you're gayer than actual gays. that's a man's arse

mares

the cope around artemis is crazy. people really are incredibly weakminded and desperate for good news. the general public are utterly pathetic cretins

>>220647906
sounds a bit like king's field

>>220647921
I did have a crush on a teacher with a pixie cut thoughever

floria law

>>220647955
I'm going to stop replying now and pretend I just entered brit and you'll be none the wiser

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Watching newsnight. I want to have sex with this mad old posh black space nerd woman.

>>220647968
raped

>>220647993
ye thats why we call them the raped

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>>220647899

rorke's theme
https://youtu.be/gVdJCG40zmo

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>the cope around artemis is crazy. people really are incredibly weakminded and desperate for good news. the general public are utterly pathetic cretins

>>220647985
good butter that

>>220647973
Nta, I've just entered brit.
Atta lad

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Visit Virginia

>>220647991
I don't think you do actually

There has to be an easy way to kill myself
Inert gas or some shit
I really just can't take it anymore

me personally? i like a good news story

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> I was was part of the popular, sporty group of lads and several girls in my class and the other classes in my year fancied me

Just got watched a movie with the protogf and held her in me arms and kissed her and got her an uber home then

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>>220647985

>>220648011
fruitiest thing ive seen today

>>220648028
Illegal to provide advise on this topic do not reply

>>220648023
I do she's adorably enthusiastic about it all

>>220647991
She was on Jools Holland at New Year, pissed up and saying she was excited about this mission and the forthcoming Moon landing because only white men had previously walked on it. Imagine discussing the single greatest achievement in human history and being furious that Black Folk™ were beaten to it lol

>>220648028
*gives you a hug*
sleep it off lad

>>220648011
i look like that and say that

Alri lads been about 10 years since ai posted here in earnest, how's things.

Want anything from the shop, that was another one

How's Tim doing?

FONT? Anyone still say that? It was my gimmick for a bit.

Anyone remember that Sheikh lad in Jersey that got arrested haha

>>220648066
Sleep forever good idea

>>220648011
he was right

>>220648018
hopefully one day i can come to vagina, its my dream

>>220648028
flight to yankland, shooting range, bullet to the brain. probably the most painless way. not that i’m encouraging you to do it

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>>220648072

>>220648028
You sui mongs should just go cop drugs on the street when you're suicidal. That's what i do and it usually changes my depressed shitted out neurons entirely and I come out of it.
Inb4
>But what if I overdose and die???
You ain't suicidal then

>>220648072
raped

>>220647960
anyone here would kill you without a second thought malaponte
no one likes your faggot spic ass

>>220648072
Hi 190

thats the macbook neo ordered

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what if your gf was the admin of an instagram irony meme page

>>220647876
>>220647877
yeah, the prettiest girls in my class, as well as the most popular girl in the year's best friend (who was also fit) were all in love with me
i was in the football, rugby and rowing teams and mogged most if not all of my classmates
and even back then my natural charisma shone through

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they look like the same guy but opposite

>>220648108
Congratulations! You're now gay!

alternating between /brit/ and the 'implied blowjob' thread on /gif/
good stuff from both sets of lads so far x

>>220648091
wanker

>>220648110
bitch looks fat

Get GERVAISED you bloody bhenchod!!!!!!!

Just don't get the appeal of Madonna at all, bad music song badly by a mid.

>>220647514
>>220647879
imagine her domming (You) haha

>>220648112
cope heathaepaedo

>>220648112
so how do you go from that to spamming AI cuckold fantasies and eating mould?

>>220647956
>>220647904
>Short was only discovered when her own girlfriend became suspicious of her behaviour with the boy and went through her phone. She raised the alarm on the discovery of the photos, videos and messages

a third pepsi max of the evening? don't mind if I do

>>220648110
>i'm quitting irony
Alanis Morisette farewell tour

>>220648097
he is a nonce

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>>220648135

>>220648112
sup mouldie

>>220648064
Dame Maggie Aderin apparently. I'm sure I'd get tired of steering the conversation from being black back to space again. Or to bouncing on my willard.

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why is nobody flying over this area

>>220648141
she has a diverse catalog of iconic and catchy pop music

ricky's canines are quite pronounced

>>220648100
Come try then you sniveling little inbred maggot

>>220648168
The mountains there are too high and they can't fly over

>>220648168
it is a mystery

>>220648169
all bad

getting worked into a gay shoot

Poo and racism

>>220648168
Wonder what happens in Tajikistan

>>220648173
this is how i want to die

>>220648168
someone did a really smelly poo near the iraq border and pilots can't fly over it because they'd be in danger of passing out

>>220648222
grow up

a lad who was on my rowing team ended up marrying a chink. i was a bit surprised to tell you the truth. but to be honest, the signs were there. he had an awkward manner about him and his ears stuck out. it still surprised me though.

>>220648222
grow up

>>220648211
they are persians too

>>220647904
it's not right, it should've been me

>>220648153
you just know the dyke was seething with envy

>>220648227
never

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>>220647968
what's wrong with it though? is being a miseryguts really any better

gold and racism

>>220648203
grow up

sometimes like to stick an anusol wipe up my bum and leave it there for fifteen minutes like a suppository

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Need an Emma Watson facesitting session.

gold and pickle

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>>220648227
>>220648234

>>220648275
Kys you brain dead lyme disease victim

Taken a liquid dump on the Iraq border

>>220648072
>How's Tim doing?
In a care home now, and he seems to have taken up drinking spirits recently, even in the morning.

https://nitter.poast.org/timmyuk

>>220648149
it doesn't happen overnight
a lot of time between then and now
i was actually more successful with girls after leaving school. that's when i got the 45+ other hymens notced on my bedpost

>>220648257
Enjoy your toxic shock

/brit/ will remember Hulk Hogan with a heterosexual muscle comparison event at the Monty Pyke pub tomorrow evening

>>220648301
is that camembert svensson?

>>220648301
I thought this was Tim from the thumbnail

>>220648318
yeh

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>>220648135

>>220648307
already took a couple of auntie hystemene to prevent that x

Taken about 9 little liqui-shites today because i saw a pretty lady for a date and stomachberg cant have me making it

Hey guys I had a great birthday!

>>220648318
its brie larsen

>>220648293
scream
the mould muncher has a supervillain back story

>>220648348
are you bloated?

>>220648285
man alive

why has all discussion descended into shit piss rape and suicide

>>220648351
Happy birthday mate

>>220648365
night shift are a bunch of freaks

I consumed 300+ grams of protein today

>>220648365
because /brit/ is full of immature young men who are depressed and hate women

>>220648211
their power grid is 100% carbon neutral because it's based on geothermal energy
unlike neighbouring Turkmenistan which is 100% fossil fuels

>>220648365
Cause I want to kill myself

>>220648351
The last time I had a good birthday was when I was 7 and my grandad bought me a brio set

>>220648365
the peter "PISS" mandelson incident has done a number on them

>>220648389
Actually more like 400g

>>220648365
it’s Friday night and we’re all here instead of out having sex or pints with the lads

>>220648365
we're horny and frustrated young men, those are hot topics

>>220648389
thats a lot of cum, isnt it

act like a karl
think like a ricky

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>>220648351
happy birthday

>>220648422
Because we're not young men anymore
Even normie men above the age of thirty aren't doing that (having sex with women on a night out)

>>220647956
>>220648153
"vulnerable teenager" seduced by lesbian

Tranny innit

are dating apps okay if you don’t go in with unrealistic expectations?

>>220648286
>lyme disease victim
Bizarre insult.

I'm on the nofap.
Feel free to respond with your cope.

That's 5 extra letters added to a word reckon im in there
>>220648363
No just too many coffees

>>220648168
didnt you get the news? trump announced a cease flyer

how do stereotypical nerds always have such cute gfs?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r1pyAElJ0mY

/brit/ remains outraged at the CAFs decision to retroactively award 2025 African cup of nations to Morocco

You definitely feel emboldened to approach women when you're away from your hometown.

Where's Carlybender?

>>220648464
ktim with protein shakes and protein bars and meatballs today

>>220648484
grow up

You WILL watch the new Spider-Man film, right /brit/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TZMtslA3UY

el vino did flow

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>>220648469
maybe

>>220648483
Aye

>Hows yer dinner Ricky?
>Its disgusting. Have I offended you Jane? Have I? Are you offended?

>>220648481
>this goes for cute now
rough

>>220648509
miserable bitch

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wolfsburg's womens team on a mad one

maybe your "joke" was the straw that broke the camel's back

>>220648514
lost

>>220648505
The last time I watched a film in the cinema was in 2002. I'd bunked off school and needed to kill a few hours

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Genuinely get racially tinged comments walking around with my 'xican gf

only got one match on bumble in 24 hours. a chinky. i dont suppose she will message either. starting to think it really is over for me lads.

the straw that broke the camel's toe

>>220648518
check 8:20
wow chebs

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>>220648550

>>220648538
which film?

>>220648509
Grim
A lot of women are like this
Suppose its natural when they get like 40 matches a day

we should fill the shoes

>>220648550
same but its because shes french

>>220648514
His wife is Irish diaspora. It shows that he's not very smart if that level of conversation is enough for him.

>>220648491
out on the pull

>>220648464
>>220648369
Thanks guys x

>>220648351
happy birthday lad

>>220648577
sup mouldie x

>>220648553
at least you tried

>>220648577
sup mouldie

>>220648514
I can just imagine Ricky saying that. He is funny.

>>220648559
cute chest

>>220648569
The Italian Job remake
Just looked and it was 2003 not 2002

https://vocaroo.com/145yoJgLxrje

depressed and hate women

>>220648628
fucking screaming

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Mad that in just over 2 hours they'll be home.

>>220648628
pzkrm

>>220648509
its not big enough?!

>>220648626
>>220648635
ktim

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peng runtslop

>>220648577
sup fauxdie

>>220648640
Doesnt look very 'ROUND' does it globetards????

depressed and love women

Imagine all the pussy Ricky Gervais has missed out on

>>220648591
thank you!

>>220648576
EU niggas can just cross into another European country without showing a passport and start shagging the women there. You don't suffer.

>>220648600
The thing that hurts is I thought i'd made a genuinely good profile. What a fool I am. I'll be alone forever.

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>>220648496
that's a lot of protein

>>220648666
cant miss much when youre a giant walking fanny

>>220648534
It was barely even anything
Literally nothing.

about to sniff some poppers for the first time
not shagging my arse or anything just want to see what its like at first

>>220648697
don't do drugs

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uh oh

>>220648505
no im not into that childish shite.

>>220648628
jej

phil fauxden and the fauxdem

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Bell them birds again

Tom Baker dead

>>220648505
sup spidey

>>220648697
i've done poppers before
and yes i was having my arse shagged before you ask

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He's probably never cheated on her. Knowing him, he would have said so if he had.

>>220648640
Would be bricking it

>>220648697
Careful with that it can cause permanent brain damage and even instant death I heard

>>220648688
probably just watching coronation street snuggled between their mums or something i imagine

my orgasm made me cum

mental that grown men watch their little superman films
did he beat the baddy? did they team up at the end yeah?
astounding how much we've regressed as a culture

>>220648640
can't help but feel a little nervous

Sir Situationship

>>220648728
Same. I shit myself going on a 2 hour flight so the thought of being instantly turned into a fireball would be terrifying.

sir ricky gervais

>>220648640
They've accomplished nothing
They should hang their heads in shame

why is Ricky gervais getting spammed

>>220648760
how’s it any different from John Wayne shooting the bandits or whatever

>>220648778
Stick it in your next grauniad article m8

>>220648707
>>220648741
ive been informed by homosexuals theyre completely harmless and dont even classify as drugs under uk law
>>220648724
did they do anything?

need someone to do this to me

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"pull my finger"

ex gfs shits smelled worse than my dads
once felt so sick after smelling one that it made me lose any attraction to her no joke
killed the relationship

>>220648802
do what

>>220648796
don't listen to faggots
don't do drugs

sir karl popper

>>220648796
Made it easier to get shagged

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>>220648806

>>220648788
fuck up

>>220648827
scrim

farted and it smells like poo
might brush my teeth
and go for a snooze
early to bed and early to rise
dont cuss me out man
im ready to thrive

it's really pathetic. grow the fuck up

>>220648682
never bother with hotel breakfasts, they always charge. nothing is free in this life.

Had a lady in my arms with my hand on her bare belly 1 hour ago yet the emptyness remains dont feel any less alone. Jesus is the only way really

>>220648788
It isn't. Both are equally childish and shit.

in china if you take drugs, they kill you

>>220648635
ktim!!!!

the pang pang special

niggas in ancient greece be like
>mental that grown men listen to their little epics
>did he beat the titan? did they team up at the end yeah?
>astounding how much we've regressed as a culture

NEW

>>220648879
>>220648879
>>220648879

>>220648725
Shame they didn't have kids though. Good looking couple. Filthy rich. The exact type of people who should have had 4 kids. But maybe they wouldn't have had any success at all if they had children.

I'm in love with a girl but I've spent the last 3 years being a mind broken incel neet so she would never like me back

poo seal

>>220648823
bants

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>>220648823