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Sex with Emma.

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>>220648879
44+ year with the same stinkin pussy

where is zesty foden

Grab your iron - let's mobilise.

wank piss poo shit nappies

just did 137 mph no I don’t care

>>220648913
She had nicer hair back then.

One waist, two gats

>>220648913
and she was mid too
grim

>>220648927
gotta go fast

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Why the fuck did he do it?

https://vocaroo.com/16KJh0rg8s5l

my arsehole stinks

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So here it is, I think I over proofed it because it flattened a bit, it was puffier when I initially put it in the oven.

We'll see how it tastes in the morning cause everyone is sleeping and they were waiting for me to get it over with.

Kind of disappointed desu...

>>220648936
exactly bro

Mad how Ricky Gervais is half Canadian

lass who was blatantly underage called me fit today
quite grim really. world needs Jesus doesn't it?

>>220648898
the moment a girl can smell your desperation, it’s over just so you know

>>220648946
Alri Emma Watson

>>220648964
don't arrest him, give him a bloody job

Your dad swapped it
He swapped it for a wheel barra
It's yours now

more like you need to grow a fucking pair

>>220648956
looks like an old jamaican man's lips/ringpiece

>>220648970
>it’s over just so you know
WROONG

a black bloke with autism has been arrested 32 times in new york for impersobating bus drivers just to drive the routes perfectly

he'd been doing it for 38 years. mental

>>220648956
doesn’t look so bad, at least you did something fun :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt9XEDTNTsk

Rorke's theme

>>220648956
Scrandemy

>>220648965
bender

>>220648960
> half Canadian
Unless you mean native I don’t really understand since Canadian isn’t an ethnic group

>>220648987
least demented heatherpaedo post

strange thing to brag about

>>220648956
looks like jew bread

>>220648879
ricky was quite fit

>>220648970
That's not what's up anyway

>>220648964
Are you Irish diaspora?
Stories of put upon blacks never fail to touch the Irish soul

She showed me her xitter and she tweets multiple times a day in spanish to 0 likes not sure what thats all about

Whenever I see an ethnic minority in the supermarket I look in their basket/trolley to see what they're buying. It amuses me to see a Pakistani woman in full Paki garb buying Walker's cheese and onion or a family pack of Snickers

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Rorke caught on camera

her bald twat was on fire

>sees bread
>thinks about a black man's anus
a startling insight into his mind

the raped
the.. raped

>>220648956
looks lovely and i'm sure it will be delicious

>>220649031
you are obsessed with black men

>>220649004
walking into the jobcentre imagining I'm about to take them all down like V did to Arasaka

>>220649041
you're being unfair
it was a 50/50 between a black mans arse and lips
easy thing to guess, ofc

>>220649056
Time to party like its 2023

>>220648987
lel
>>220649001
yeah I guess, this was the test one, at least now I know so tomorrow I will make a better one for Easter Sunday.
>>220649006
Danke
>>220649017
It is like Challah but it has butter in it so they are not allowed to eat it.
>>220649047
thanks
Will try it in the morning cause everyone's a sleep and they were waiting for me.

>eats mould
>posts about black men
>gets banned
>resets ip
>posts about black men

>>220649008
what's bent about that
i don't want to be complimented by literal teenagers that's fucking grim

>>220649073
sup crodie, u gud yeah?

where’s mousey

>>220648960
never knew that. makes sense i guess that his father was franco

>ziedy has coopted the rickyposting gimmick
time to abandon it

>>220649077
must be the mould
like in last of us
cordycepdem

https://youtu.be/Y2GOxHlyhVo?si=2HBPstGKsJNVSYsU
I SPILLED WOCKHARDT ON MY JEANS NOW MY JEANS SOAKED

>>220649077
I haven't eaten it today

>>220649105
cronemcepdem

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THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF

>>220649094
He's working for de zerbi at spurs

>>220649089
sup crodie
mi gud
did mi luh contribution to cvp flow rates
u?

>>220649115
you eat mould often

>>220648990
im speaking from experience
>>220649024
im just giving some advice just in case you make a move because we are in the same boat xx

can't in good conscience post in /brit/ knowing that all of the namefags have at one time or another mass spammed the thread with cp.

>>220649035
story?

>>220649131
sup mouldie

>>220649016
wasn't bragging though i was genuinely grossed out by it

>>220649138
>im speaking from experience
same

>>220649124
De Zerbi looks like Huey Morgan in a House of Mirrors

no one:
not a soul:
lenny henry:
sir trevor mcdonald:
andi peters:
heatherspecimen: mmmhmmm me put da final touch pon my black man anus bread
leftypol:
rorke: hey mr tally man tally me banana

>>220649143
Dunno, just saw it posted on /pol/

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>>220649164

>>220649164
why is that man wearing a dress?

>>220649068
the miniskin as it were

>>220649172
s

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got the dramatic music playing

>>220649131
damn she turnt out. it only natural di hymen breaks for every girl
>she still feel like a virgin

>>220649172
fucking screaming

>>220649172
actual roar

>>220649193
you love your space

>>220649164
wwy is he wearing high heels in the kitchen? thats dangerous

>>220649172
rofl

>>220649164
yummers
wonder what she's cooking up

>>220649164
corrr

>>220649197
dem a ting a come back in 2 days
had a chat with sir rosenior as well he’s in augusta rn

I wonder if anyone's ever had a wank in space.

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camp nou 2010

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https://genius.com/Jah-vinci-virgin-lyrics

>>220649237
lie on

>>220649231
eggberg

>>220649242
yeah mine's the bathroom x

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two grown white men roleplaying as black men on 4chan on a friday night

>>220649214
it terrifies me but it's fascinating

catbergs done a meow at my door so i let her in and gave her a pat

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biding his time while di lovely katies drink di summa wine

>>220649280
it's their lives

>>220649223
why are those men in dresses pulling those faces? are they having a stroke?

My foid is gone so now i can bake some fish portions

>>220649288
you have a lot in common with him dont you
the only thing you dont is skin colour
x

>>220649231
do chickens let you pet them? i'm kind of scared of chickens but those ones look so cute

>>220649283
what are your thoughts on the deep sea

>>220649280
as opposed to role playing as a second rate British game show host?

>>220649260
nuffadem know

>>220649280
wonder if he still feels a tinge of shame whenever he calls his ERP partner "crodie"

remember when he used to post his fantasies about having sex with teenagers
was very odd

Fuck off mould parasite you evil ghoul

>>220649318
he has zero shame

>>220649295
what dat mean?

>>220649284
ever shag her up the arse

>>220649233
cock au vin

>>220649326
they still do lol

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>>220649308
dont be scared

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>>220649280
you got a problem come get some,bitch

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gone but not forgotten

Missed the mould lore. Feel out of the loop

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What’s interesting about that clavicular fella is that he’s clearly neurodivergent, but he does pull some very good looking women. It’s kind of proof that the looksmaxxing shit works

three deer in the front yard

>>220648913
She is a beautiful woman and he is a handsome fella. Cooking is where it's at.

>>220649333
Girl has left my home so now i can bake fish and stink up the entire house without worry

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>>220649348
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...

>>220649352
quorn is made from mould (a fact that they tried to hide) heatherpaedo eats quorn

>>220649242
apparently tears don't flow in space, they clump on the eyes and need to be physically wiped off their eyeballs. so imagine how wanking would go. i'm sure they've done it for research

>>220649352
heatherspastic eats quorn for the 'neoliberal' gimmick and a /brit/anon found out its made from mould

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>>220649346

>>220649355
he pulls scrubbers lad

katies dancin wid drinks in hands
cronem drinkin orange juice. watching, plottin

>>220648956
Tsoureki?

Mycoprotein is a protein derived from a fungus called Fusarium venenatum, produced through a large-scale fermentation process. It's the key ingredient in Quorn products and is marketed as a meat substitute due to its high protein and fibre content and low saturated fat. Despite being from the fungi family, it is not a mushroom - it's technically a mould, something Quorn was historically vague about on its packaging.

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>>220649288

dogberg and I are listening to son of dork

>>220649352
>>220649372
additionally he started eating it irl because of his 4chan gimmick (its 'neoliberal food')
strange man

having a little life reset

>>220649242
I think NASA astronauts are all straight shooters because they go through rigorous psych evaluations. So maybe none of them have wanked in space.

But Russian and Chinese astronauts, I wouldn't put it past them.

>>220649355
lookmaxxing is obviously his autistic fixation/stim

>>220649410
he's extremely demented, this is no shock.

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>>220649367
Oh I see, it's just a different fish smell now innit

>>220649311
just as terrifying, actually maybe even more so

Id scran the mould

>>220649389
jason stage hands

>>220649355
he said they dont want anythin to do with him off stream theyre clout chasers

>>220648999
What? I don't understand what he did.

>>220649369
jolly fella :D happy he’s done well with his ready meal business

>>220649404
Exactly

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>>220649428

sable batons for hem tews
addicts for life

>>220649462
screaming

>>220649345
they're freaky little things though with their beady little eyes and sharp beaks they can poke you with

>>220649462
fuckingscremaing

>>220649462
poo rape

*deveins rorke*

my younger brother is now taller than me
how tragic

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>>220649462

>>220649435
>impersobating bus drivers just to drive the routes perfectly
You can't work that out?

>>220649462
sccreeam

NASA JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>220649414
weird post everyone knows yanks are freakish perverts

196th day of sobriety is it

>>220649473
they are just dimwitted little creatures doing their best

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>>220649462

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>>220649462

>>220649462
howling screaming noncing scromiting

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apparently cvp doesn’t flow in space, it clumps on the snappydem and need to be physically wiped off. so imagine how cleeting would go. i'm sure they've done it for research

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>>220649462

>>220649462
that's them finished

wonder if heathermong nods to black people when he walks by them on the street

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>>220649462

>>220649434
>>220649416
>>220649399
Whatever, the fact is that he gets the time of day of people that wouldn’t give him the time of day if he was a fat spackerd
Proof enough for me

https://youtu.be/xHh3chO2g-o

>>220649515
your life is abysmal

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>let the goyim deal in the real world

>>220649488
No. Impersonating to whom? Was he driving busses/hijacking them? What in the fuck does "drive routes perfectly" mean?

oh hes tryin to ignore it

>>220649462
the post that ended ziedbelg

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>>220649496

>>220649532
true enough

>>220649523
probably gets on his knees and kisses their shoes

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>>220649497
fair point

>>220649549
Are you legitimately mentally challenged?

>>220649541
YWNBJ

breasts and plenty of them

watching some esports

>>220649560
genuinely what I imagine /brit/ looks like

>>220649462
Raped that mouldeater right in his biofilmed arse

lads
want to be entrepreneur but have no creativity whatsoever
can you give me a business idea

Mycoprotein is a protein derived from a fungus called Fusarium venenatum

>>220649462
cracking post this lad

watchin RJ Decker and one of Sister Sister is in it

>>220649619
business idea: be a business idea generator

https://youtu.be/Kp76OH12jcY?si=Yg_rR9kMT2AwT2lM
^_^

>>220649628
used to love them slags

>>220649619
Been floating this one in many threads
Something you put in your arse that basically filters your gas and leaves it smelling good
Something between a charcoal filter suppository and a glade wick

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>>220649576

>>220648879
Apparently this song is a bona fide classic in the Philippines. Can any pinoy anons confirm?

>>220649659
pumice stone buttplug

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almost home lads

>>220649565
Go shag yourself. I don't understand.

>>220649659
Mycoprotein is derived from a fungus called Fusarium venenatum

>>220649659
Glade wicks actually work for this

We are the /Brit/ team
/Brit/ team
/Brit/ team
We are the /Brit/ team

>>220649677
she is a sexy tranny tbf

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>>220649674

>>220649669
You've made it sexual
This is a serious idea
How many marriages have been ruined by off gassing? Think about it. Billion quid idea there and you've got it for free

>>220649659
the embarrassment is in the fart itself though
even if you start making the room start smelling like a meadow, you're still humilliated

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>>220649694

The boy with the quorn in his side

>>220649619
aids test reveal partyware

>>220649674
He'd been stealing the buses to do it obviously, fuck's sake. How is that not immediately evident, are you greekmong?

>>220649705
only at first. if everyone adopts it it'll become just a thing. it's no longer unpleasant, everyone does it. stands to reason.

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>>220648946

I'll get you one from a mush in Shepherds Bush would you understand the reference?

>>220649705
Put some aventus in there or something
Actually you can do brand deals there
Do a walkers cheese and onion one

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>>220649462

>>220649722
inside his stomach there lies
a bubbling desire.....for mould

>>220649742
only fools and horses theme song

>>220649773
The boomer strikes again

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>>220649587
indeed

>>220649732
It wasn't obvious at all. All the sentence said was "to drive routes perfectly".

have sex,incel

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>>220649665
amazing how fast they've travelled. the earth was so small just a couple of hours ago

>>220649694
mmhmm

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need weeb gf

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>>220649462
zoidberg sobbing at this post

>>220649793
'impersonating bus drivers to drive the routes perfectly' provides enough info for an obvious inference
now stop replying to me please

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When an oval object is inserted into a flexible gripping entrance, the material stretches to conform around the non-circular profile, storing elastic energy that generates continuous inward pressure.
Because the oval's major axis is wider than the opening's resting diameter, the grip is tightest at the two ends of that longer axis, creating high-friction contact points.
This non-round geometry resists both rotation and withdrawal; the harder you pull, the more contact stress increases, making it inherently self-locking.

>>220649767
Yes. I have a mate who is 33 and I happened to be in Shepherds Bush last week and he was saying he was after something so I said i'd get one from a "mush in Shepherds Bush" but when we were talking today he asked me what I meant.

>>220649812
mate you can't recover from that
you're done

drinking lucozade grafruitti

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>>220649659
You should pitch this to Emma Watson. She may invest in such an invention.

>>220649831
this was the side view of my dairy milk easter egg when i got it out of the box

>>220649515
what is cleeting?

>>220649831
cronem physics xx

>>220649820
looks british

I've courted a beautiful woman but dont feel any better about myself

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i aint prayed for these baguettes i prayed for better days :)

>>220649773
1 star = 1st place

imagine if the nosecone of the artemis ii just went straight up my arse

he's trying to act like nothing happened omds

arsemis poo

>>220649893
thats how it feels to katy

>>220649694
holy cope

>>220649677
She posted some more stuff the other day
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1775/56/1775569342147.jpg
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1774/62/1774627584255.jpg

>>220649898
Who is? I just got here

>>220649863
robbing cunts aren't they

had the choice to do a merciless but useful thing today and decided not to. feel like a pussy

Somethings horribly wrong with me

>>220649915
the cronem are out shagging, they didn't invite you
they know you prefer your computer x

diverting the artemis splashdown directly onto my bollocks

>>220649863
how'd it get like that anyway

heil hitler

>>220649694
>>220649812
sup mouldie

>>220649967
>>>/sci/

where’s gorpheus?

>>220649921
can see him frantically prompting his ai friend, sticking his two pictures together, tears running down his cheeks

>>220649976
sorry am i interrupting the bbc posting

Noncing

>>220649986
s

mouldie at his pc on a friday night
>generate two black men in suits texting on their phones, fancy environment, blonde women next to them, handsome, smart

just gobsmacking how profoundly pathetic they both are

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>>220649994
do you work for the bbc?

>>220650017
grow up

>>220650024
ss

uh oh botty melty

>>220650017
not the same without the squeaky toy sound

>>220650017
Timmy’s crushes

>>220650024
sc

alri

>>220649976
oh yes sorry lad i forgot we shouldn't post about anything interesting in /brit/

back to the normal tripe then

poo!
bradley!
tfw no gf!
i hate women and anyone who isn't white!

>>220650074
y'aright chuck

>>220650075
timmy mek ai picture
he tink he chad now x

not GLAZING the regime
but one fascinating thing about Iran is how literally all their politicians have phds, engineering degrees, medical degrees, etc

imagine if we had those standards
By our standards being a retard is an asset. Shows you're "salt of the earth" or some bollocks.

>artemis takes longer to go to the moon and back than it did in the 60s because... IT JUST DOES OKAY it's not fucking fake you SCIENCE DENIER

>generate an image of two black men, handsome, cool, very handsome black men. rich, cool. texting on their phones to eachother, big grin, happy.

watching lisa tiktok

>>220650075
PSCR

ok sniffed a popper head exploding

>>220650093
So you believe we went to the moon in the 60s but not today? Or vice versa?

Lisa bends over in front of Bart

>>220650089
the average iranian iq is higher than most european countries

>>220650089
The qualification for being a leader in the west is the willingness to stab the people of your country in the back on behalf of hostile foreign leaders

>>220650077
i like the space stuff me it's interesting. they saw a new bit of the moon. better than all the war misery innit.

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rorke's da

>>220650182
bit sad that

>>220650182
imagine this is what morgoth's substack is like

reckon i would be good in space. vile amorphous blob that i am

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can't wait for the shit show that awaits me during tonight's shift

>>220650182
not wrong though is he it was loads better back then

>>220650212
are you the yank who posts the other pepe where he's in a trenchcoat at night with the stars?

>>220650182
rorke (born 2002) agreeing with this

>>220650182
love her hair. everything started to go very wrong aesthetically in the mid 80s and we've never recovered

>>220650204
>>220650260
You’ve driven away Ziedy again heatherpaedo. You’re so desperate for his approval he’s creeped out by you.

How does that feel?

>>220650236
prefer not to say

fine i'll make it not putting any effort in though

the cleanest fast food place is its subway

>>220650324
KTIM

NEW

>>220650337
>>220650337
>>220650337

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NASA should keep the camera on this cutie.

>>220650182
how much of rorke's politics is just boomers under the delusion that the world should remain how it was when they were 21 forever and ever and ever

>>220650347
i'm glad they changed the flowers

>>220649830
Fuck you bitch