is 4chan kill?

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look at what zhangs need to imitate 1% of usa culture

So dead!
Yall niggas is fruity as hell!!

i choose this thread

>>220733984
That’s the dream! Or at least it was….
A dream that became a nightmare (of my own making)

>>220733500
chadow

I'm sick bros...
AI says its like COVID and that I am probably going to die
Please say a prayer for me

feels good that i didn't get the fauci ouchy

made a shadowbanned post

I wish Jesus was real

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clocking out from another successful goon sesh
time for bed!

>>220734192
Its alright a Canadian BVLL got her pregnant after you couldn't

>>220736179
Uh /cum/bro, it's 8am

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>woke up feeling fine
>lift
>shower
>go on 4chan
>suddenly feel angry and make multiple very mean posts
it's like opening this site sends infrared waves to my brain that are actually just my mkultra trigger

>>220736419
I need to know which boards before I cast judgement

So this year alone the USA has
>Used sonic weapons to rupture enemy organs from the sky in a wide area
>Tracked a lost pilot from miles away by tracking his heart beat
>traveled around the whole world with a loaded bomber and dropped the cargo without being noticed
And this is the stuff they are willing to talk about publicly, what the fuck are the hiding? What kind of blackbook tech do we have nowadays that this is just common US military procedure now

>>220736525
Don't forget those anti-drone directed energy guns

aand bed time
was crashing out earlier

>>220736649
Uhh /cum/bro, it's 9am

who shot Mr Burns??

>>220736672
Mr Smithers, Maggie was a red herring

little coffee
little minecraft
mmm yeah now that's a badass morning

Still waiting for my caffeine induced morning shit

Watching ranked ghost hunting

Fionnula Flanagan had huge natural tits. Look at pics of her young

>>220736971
Delightful sag

/cum/? More like /dead/

I realized the probably reason my neighbor complaines about my roosters is that the automatic door lost it's programming when I changed the batteries and it had been letting him out at sunrise. I have the coop itself pretty well sound proofed so he doesn't wake anyone up

lowkey sowing dissent and undermining my colleagues at work

>>220737395
For your own advantage or just for evil?

>>220737333
>the probably reason
Jeet detected or general brown

>>220736971
I wouldn't say huge but they were pretty big. Just kinda pancakey by the looks of it

>>220737428
No just a typo. I changed the sentance halfway through but forgot to edit all of the words

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Data's mom has got it going on

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GIWTWM

>>220737592
>sentance
Confirmed brown esl

>>220737640
Done 'im, skewered even

>>220737619
Ain't she a bisexual or something? She shoulda liked it, how can a woman claim a puss is disgusting anyways? Katy doesn't wash?

>>220737424
for the betterment of all mankind

hello

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>>220737696
According to wikipedia she got diddled growing up and is a lesbian. Same anon your replying too, but sexual assault is still a thing among homosexuals.
Also is captcha slow as FUCK for anybody else?

>>220737784
Based if true

>>220737832
She didn't say sexual assault though, I didn't deny that. Just thought it was weird a lesbo called a puss digusting, especially to the point it made her vomiting. She didn't say the act was disgusting, but Katy's puss itself. Same anon you are replying to, but YES the captcha is very slow today, I thought it was my internet.

>>220737832
>Also is captcha slow as FUCK for anybody else?
yessir

Cloudflare said they had some network issues this morning

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>>220737640
i sentance you to 3 hours of non-stop edging

Weird to me SNL still exists, I've never met a single person who watches it in my life. Seems like an anachronism that such a show is still running.

>>220738074
My film friend watch it

>>220738074
>Seems like an anachronism that such a show is still running
The format or the fact they lost touch with anybody under the age of 50?

>>220738074
My film friends watch it

>>220738268
How old is that mfer? I cant believe anyone under 30 watches that

>>220738268
>>220738292
WTF
Sorry guys, 4chan said the first post didn't go through, until it did

>>220738307
They are all my age, so like 25. But now that I think about it, I believe they just watch the highlights on YouTube

>>220738074
It's one of those things that's just on for the sake of being on since it's ran for so long, like the Simpsons.
Plenty of npc normies watch it, but I haven't paid attention to it since the Farley, McDonald, Meadows, and Sandler era

>>220738269
Both, you got exactly what I meant. It's very dated in terms of a concept
>live tv
>variety type comedy show
And in terms of just being a Gen X younger boomer circle jerk. They even had Paul McCartney as a guest, which is extremely telling in what kind of audience they have

>>220738310
Something is definitely wrong with captchas and posting today

>>220738404
Always surprises me how few Israelis have been to space, you guys can't even mooch more rides from the US like we do?

drinking coffee

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good morning sirs

ayo DJ turn my ears up a little bit

>>220738352
I personally don't mind SNL has a concept. They just lost any edge they had a long time ago. Its literally the reddit comedy club.
.t still lives at home and parents watch SNL regularly

>>220738465
Caffeine-induced shit status?

>>220738074
another gen z autist brain broken by SNL, ya love to see it

>>220738557
>They just lost any edge they had a long time ago
Many such cases in the comedy world

>>220738574
no appointment scheduled for now.

>>220738632
This nigga a 45 year old redditor :skull:

captcha slow as fuck wtf happening now?
>>220738390
anon what did you do to the website

>>220738778
Why lump those two very different bands together?

>>220738812
I got revenge on the tranny janny

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>>220733500
Thread was made almost 9 hours ago and still only at 72 posts...

>>220738906
Go away

>>220738906
call in the cossack reinforcements

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What do you think he is up to these days? He left google a few years ago and has removed himself from the internet.
You think he is working some quiet IT job or OD'ing on fent in a back alley?

>>220738906
FK tier post

>>220738973
Retired and fondly remembering his time on Epstein Island.

>>220738996
FK tier?

>>220738973
>>>/hm/

Bro all of a sudden doesn't know any lingo

>>220739119
Get his ass, carnal

When are you niggas gonna separate Synagogue and State?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU3CnE7GxZc

>>220739155
Very poor choice of flag to post this proxybro

>>220739155
are you the famed saudi twink?

A computer without internet is just a lump of junk

>>220739192
you should see his post on his dealings with some cunt he found on the street
paid this woman to come home with him and in the end he didnt even end up fucking her and got scammed of his money
such is the life of decadent saudi jeets

>>220739214
like a brapzillian without bunda

>>220739264
you literally cant suffer in brazil
https://youtu.be/L7xnl-LH-qI
niggas be living in tropical paradise surrounded with bunda thrown on them and still complain
also holy shit this captcha is annoying fix it hiromut

so tired buds

>>220739214
The brazilbot has never enjoyed the simple pleasures of offline gaming

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Going to start making these for a new rifled musket I got

>>220739321
Keep your powder dry.

>>220739306
High temperatures and monkey genes (fat asses and the attraction therein) make people stupid and lazy

QUESTION TIME: So /cum/ what are we thinking, is this thing with the slow captchas intentional so more people by the pass? Or is it just a glitch due to incompetence and jeetcode? I hope this isn't how things are going to be from now on.

>>220739346
yeah but brapzillians get infinite welfare so they can be stupid and lazy AND get lots of bunda
like i said you cant suffer in brasil
>>220739349
honestly i thought this website was finished after the hack last year of whenever it was
still using it so there's hope

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/b/ feels like a retirement home now. median age there has to be like 30.

>>220739349
See>>220738444

>>220739434
is this true?

Quasimodo predicted this.

>>220739556
sorry but i dont care for revival of papism
who cares what normies are doing anyway
i dont get why christians obsess about numbers

It makes me laugh when dudes who work on kitchens try to be badasses like they're working on oil rigs. Nigga you flipping shit on a pan calm down.

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>>220739797
>OH FUCK, A CUSTOMER ORDERED AN ITEM FROM THE MENU NOW *I* HAVE TO COOK IT, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BEING A CHEF IS SOOOO FUCKIN HARD, BRO

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>>220739797

FIX YOUR FUCKING CAPTCHAS, HIROSHIMOOT

>>220739461
They posted online that they implemented a fix hours ago

I'm the type of nigga to stick with the same weapons and equipment I get early on in an RPG even after finding better ones just because I like the familiarity of having the same loadout for as long as possible

>>220739660
Moslems are even more obsessed with numbers

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>I like doing less damage with a weapon I cant even see because familiarity o algo

luke smith did a livestream
i looked through it a little and he was going on about internet bad "zion don" and ranting about ai
it's like jeez this isnt the same luke i liked watching when he was still living near that university

im a 79 year old holocaust survivor

>quads wasted on a zoomer bitching about some literally who eceleb
4chan has really fallen

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This is what my ideal gf looks like

>>220739999
Wasted quads

>>220739999
was just thinking about how he said he pissed on his macbook. how do you even do that? and why would you say you did that? why not just lie and say you spilled water on it??

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Dire situation today
First captcha that loads in a very long WHILE

>>220740088
>FK cant post much
Maybe the slowdown isn't so bad after all

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>captcha takes 30 seconds to load
>shits itself if you try to post with an image
>the captcha has expired, please try again

>>220740127
Be a good goy and buy a pass so gookmoot can afford to eat sushi

Saw this rando black woman with a great asss oh my lordy. It wasn't like those sheboon asses either.

Just bought a pass smd

so what will this website look like five years later when gookmoot still is oblivious to this website and grapeape still spams on twitter all day.

reverse psychology will NEVER work on you

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https://youtu.be/ic-fbUoWgwY?si=S39JewyezHJIv9l_

Idk what it is, this woman is old and fat but there's something really just perversely erotic about her. Maybe it's her deunken Slavic axcent, but I've been rock hard watching this video

I dont wanna go to work

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well isnt that a happy coincedence

Which /cum/ personality do you wish you could kick in the nuts as hard as you can

>>220740353
You can see her pussy at 9:55

Make sure your brake lights work. I was driving around for 3 months and didn't know they'd stopped working and I got pulled the fuck over

>>220740444
you

>>220740444
I think people who talk about them are just as bad if not the same dumbfags talking about themselves so I would kick you on your stupid face several times while wearing boots untill you're in a pool of your own blood

i have never seen a vagina and am too scared to look at one (so definitely will not look at 9:55 of that video)

i am 49 years young

Q: How do you kill an Italian?
A: Smash the toilet seat on the back of his head when he's getting a drink

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>>220740552
>>220740568
Whoa what's with all the hostility?

>>220740387
No idea who this is referring to and I don't care to know either

>>220740009
What was auchiwitz like do you recommend it?

>>220740622
the doordash grandma that flew 3 states over to deliver mcdonalds to the white house(and also shilled for the fat cheeto in nevada)

>>220740585
Vaginas are not all they're cracked up to be friend. They just look like a slot

>>220740668
or in the case of your mother, its like a blown out slab of roast beef

>>220740609
stop posting this image aaaaaaaaaa

>>220740702
Done 'im

>>220740702
I do not want to fuck my mom
I do not think about the appearance of my mother's vagina. It is simply not a topic of interest for me, thank you

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Someone ate the omelette sandwich I was saving for my 3:30 snack

>>220740780
sure, but we've all seen it in the centerfold of hustler magazine

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>>220740609
>Posting that gay ass pic
If I ever find you I'm gonna beat you with one of those like really heavy wooden table legs from back in the day.

>>220740800
If my mother were some kind of erotic artist I would congratulate her on her career. Such graphic depictions are no business of mine. I am not in charge of the genitalia of any family member, and I take no responsibility on that front

>>220740800
>centerfold of hustler magazine
Based unc reference

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>hustler magazine
We got 3d VR porn available at our fingertips and this dudes still jerkin his dick like a fuckin Pilgrim

Internet is out, it's so fucking over

Hello?

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Why do Protestants in the US and UK pretend to be all ebin and cool like picrel when most of their churches are the lamest and most anti-white of them all? True-blue WASP churches like Presbyterians and Episcopalians are even more cucked than the Pope on a bad day, while Pentecostals and Evangelicals when measured globally are even more Latinx/African/Thirdie than even Catholics.

Weird dream last night. In my house relatives visiting but they kept getting into my personal space
then it was getting late and I go upstairs and I find this cage packed with humanoid creatures. the ones on the top shelf are purple and they appear to dominate and control the ones on the lower shelf. Then they escape from the cage and are roaming about in the night. I leave the house with my mom and roam around outside trying to get away from these creatures

Shitting pure stomach bile but it's okay but I'm going to be good after this

>>220741074
>like picrel
Can't say I've encountered a protestant pretending to be like a 19th century snake oil merchant

>>220741096
Drinking problem?

If you see Buddha, kill him.
If you see god, you're tripping.
Redemption is a song.

>>220741098
>19th century snake oil merchant
Never seen Gangs of New York I see

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The fucking mom from Everybody Loves Raymond is so fuckin smokin hot

high niggas be like
>I'm so high dude

>>220741159
Yes

>>220741240
Why do they do that?

Ayo I'm high as fuuuuck

What's wrong with this website?!

>>220741074
Idk what your point is but most true Christians are obliged to be protestant simply for having more freedom of thought
People who strongly identify with specific denominations are probably more likely to worship their own in-group than truth. Pharisees and saduccees all over again

>>220741074
All intra-Christian sectarianism in Western countries is LARP

>>220741335
Gookmoot trying to force everyone to get a pass, 5 captchas in a row weren't working so he went with this option

>>220741366
>most true Christians are obliged to be protestant simply for having more freedom of thought
You realize that long-term this just results in Christianity abolishing itself because it has no authority, dogma, or organization right?
That's why the most secular Western countries tend to be former Protestant ones while Orthodox and Catholic ones are much more mixed bags.
>People who strongly identify with specific denominations are probably more likely to worship their own in-group than truth
But if you can't define what that truth is in the first place then there's no point because you either become prone to all forms of relativistic nonsense or you splinter into a million different incoherent sects.
Britain is exhibit A of this.
>>220741335
>What's wrong with this website?!
Cloudflare is fucked in large parts of the country

>>220741335
>>220738444

Where's the anon who was avtarfaging with cats for a couple of weeks but just could handle it for too long?

>>220741453
He still comes here pretty regularly but the site is too fucked up today for most anons to post much

>>220741453
>Where's the anon who was avtarfaging with cats
Should be pretty self-explanatory

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https://youtu.be/oAWh-im6foA?si=byf-z_C4NpIIkplK

Sassy 4'10" firecracker gives cops hell

>>220741233
is that heaton?

its starting to warm up over here, its activating my libido, among other impulses. i require a white woman, im in the mood for a redhead in particular. im glad i live in the east coast

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Shes smol

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I could of fixed her

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>>220741541
Yes

Shes so tiny!

Perhaps orange man bad

why do euros say americans arent white when their women sleep with nafiris

>>220741563
heaton is a catholic btw

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Thanks to my 4chan premium subscription I remain unaffected by the current server issues

Are women on average less religious than men?

>>220741551
I saw that one. Meth is a helluva drug. What was her plan? Handcuffed in the back of a cop car with a gun, she shoots and kills the cop.... Then what? Shes still handcuffed in a car she can't get out of

>>220741655
Have fun talking to nobody

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cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>220741442
>But if you can't define what that truth is in the first place then there's no point because you either become prone to all forms of relativistic nonsense or you splinter into a million different incoherent sects.
You can if you're honest but most people have a hard time with that and just believe whatever they're born into or what seems right on the surface
Historical Christianity is still strongly viable as far as Jesus being God, but he didn't teach either Catholicism or Orthodoxy as they are today
Early Christianity very much resembled protestantism in being widely varied in thought and loosely dogmatized, but they all understood that Jesus was a deeply profound individual

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Timmy means honored by God

why are chritsians white and muslims are brown or black?

>>220741771
Niggas (negus) means an Ethiopian king

>>220741865
History

>>220741771
The only people I ever see using that as an insult unironically are jeets

>>220741671
Yes, but in past decades (1970s and earlier I think) the opposite was true.

If a woman identifies as vaguely spiritual, she can still be a decent enough person. But if a woman is atheist, it's basically an admission that she's insufferable.

Played with my penis too much it broke the skin award

>>220741925
all atheists are evil. its part of the reason why zoomer men are embracing orthodoxy and catholicism

>>220742092
Well yes but atheist men are capable of at least acting civil
Atheist women are always the types to be out of their mind banshees

>>220742129
both are sociopaths. there is no functioning person without believing in Christ and His mercy

im an incel

>>220742161
Zealot freak

My wife got fired again. That makes the 3rd one in 6 years and every job she's had in her chosen career

>>220742221
why should i accept degenerates according to you?

>>220741671
They are more superstitious but not necessarily more religious. even when they're atheists they retain a superstitious frame of mind

>>220742226
I get fired around every 5 years. My interest in the job declines around that length of time and I start to underperform.

I want to be a politician just so I can do meth fueled orgies but I am also very lame. The duality of man

>>220742285
>even when they're atheists they retain a superstitious frame of mind
In what way?

anyone want to play a game or something

>>220742381
Do you have darktide?

>>220742408
i do actually

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>drink a lot of coffee
>start feeling tired
Why does this habben to me

I think when I get old i won't seek medical treatment. I never got the point of spending insane amounts of money for a small chance to extend your life. Just let what happens happen

>>220742496
is this true??

>>220742357
Reverence for authority figures as sacred and pure and without fault
Weakness breeds superstition as a coping mechanism, and women are eternally dependent which lends itself to mythologizing

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asked momberg if I could invite someone in for a hookup and got told "absolutely not"

im screwed. its not even funny anymore

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4chan is making me angry

love bananas
love mangos
hate strawberries
simple as

>>220742576
nigga just pay for a hotel room

>>220742638
why

>>220742734
My home computer is rangebanned, i tried to do tje email verification, the captcha took 3 tries and 8 minutes then it said my cookies werent turned on but i checked my settings and they were on. I feel like its trying to drive me crazy. I just wanted to post about jiu jitsu

i don't have darktide right now but i'll download it to game with my fellow /cum/ incels

>>220742758
they been forcing random anons to do that more and more if they want to post images or even post at all

>a bloodbourne movie
Cringe

canadian twinks be like: bud you can't keep talkin' about our butts like that D;

>>220742801
I wanna find an anonymous site thats fast enough to have real time conversations but there arent too many. Ts really close to making me quit

>>220742576
You fucked up by saying hookup
You should have just said can I have a friend over and then just fugged .

>>220742758
They are randomly doing this to force people to buy passes, used to only last a week or so but seems permanent now. You need to solve 12 captchas just for the right to solve more captchas lol

>>220742854
I need to find a new website to use. Do you know any good ones?

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>>220736179
back and ready for another productive day of gooning

My head hurts. fat in my brain is giving me micro strokes probably

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>>220742879
don't leave us

I only ever cum a tiny amount.
It's like my dick is tapped dry. But I have no issues staying hard is the weird thing

>>220742823
there's some altchans, but i dont know if i'll get banned for "advertisement" most of them are dead, niche, need to learn another language, or full of pedophiles worse than this website.

captcha is cooked

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Where is everyone today? Did something drastic happen followed by a mass exodus? I didn't notice any schizos recently.

>>220742988
okay, so it's not just me. gonna have to buy an hourglass to turn over, with it going at this rate.

>>220742994
captcha is fucked up and slowed most of the website down. gachashit generals are fast as ever

>>220742994
Slow because of this >>220742988 don't have time to wait 2 minutes to post everytime

>>220742994
they did some maintenance late last night and i think they fucked something up

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>>220742994
I'm afraid to post because it's so slow people will start noticing

genuinely cant believ how many people posting wiv diss capture fing

>>220742331

corr

for me?

the late great rob ford

the archetype of the paradigmatic ideal of a canadian politician

Missav hasn't worked in like a month. It's over.

Leaving for my date in 30 minutes, bros

>>220743142
What's his name?

>>220743142
good luck

>>220743160
Beat me to it kek

If this website dies, where do anons scatter to?

>>220743171
to the winds

>>220743171
The sharty

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Me after 6 months hrt

>>220743171
i usually just text my friends or call my mom. or get hammered and put some music on. so one healthy cope for loneliness, one not. take your pick. ha

>>220743160
freak status: flying

>>220743215
Oh okay

>>220743209
she's turning into a brute from halo lol gonna get the gravity hammer from ya girl, then what? cause all the physics glitches i want.

>>220743209
AHHHH I NEED STEROIDS

>>220743236
hork hork hork

There are blonde and blue eyed women all around me I live in paradise and now that it's going to be summer it's going to be just like that scene from I served the king of england except they will all be wearing bikinis god is good jesus is king I love jesus!!!

>>220743283
Do you get black bitches as a black guy? I'm a black guy and I am literally following three hot black chicks on insta and all three of them are fucking white guys

>>220743292
>hot black chicks fucking white guys
Seems pretty standard to me

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top of head sum greatest rock n roll songs

the wanderer by dion is the goat
la bamba by ritchie valens
funnel of love by wanda jackson
train to kansas city by shangri las
be my baby by ronettes

too many brilliant songs to fink

im wheezin

>>220743283
more color in the clothes and a smile. and enjoy the possibilities you guys's hair presents!

>>220743283
you look good

>>220743306
bad advice, his current vibe is fine

>>220743306
Yeah, I might need new clothes. 90% of what I wear is black or white, I don’t really have any vibrant colors.

And yeah, I’m hoping my hair gets long enough for me to do cooler styles with it soon.

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>>220743310
Thanks bro

I can't decide whether the mets or the yankees are more pathetic.

bill nye the science guy

>>220743343
I respect you for sitting through a five minute captcha to post this

>>220743343
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

/cum/ is dead. here's why that's a good thing

this is the final nail in the cum coffin

>>220743427
Good. Don't come back.

>>220743343
My sex junk
Is so oh oh oh

Sometimes I think about getting into some interesting hard career, but then the more i look into all the stuff i'd have to do i quickly lose interest and enthusiasm

>>220743427
oh please. /cum/ is like a lich. the death surrounding us only sustains us. this captcha will remind how quick and frivolous it usually is, and they're be a birth of bloody, wet energy soon.

>>220743292
the fear of accidentally inseminating a black girl is enough to make me never want to fuck one, even if some are relatively hot. don't want mixed race kids

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I LOVE CHAPPELL

is /cum/ pro zionism?

might hit a cheeky goon real quick if you guys don't mind

>>220743486
That's pretty poetic. Hey, any chance you're female + like to dress like a clown?

>>220743505
>goon
>quick
Technically not gooning

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>>220743507
close, i'm a gross alcoholic who looks like rasputin.

>>220743504
Yes it's for the best to contain all the j-oids in one region. A camp of concentration if you will

>>220743519
Rasputin had lots of sex he wasn't an incel like you or me

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>>220743519
Unlucky

>>220743527
well i'm not a clown girl, but i'm not an incel either. ladies seem to sense reckless, quasi-mystical dick, apparently. i think they just put up with the beard and booze-breath haha

>>220743484
Become a gangbanger or drug mule, lots of entry level openings people die every day

im an incel and volcel

to goon has been a thought on my mind

I need constant stimulation of every single sensory organ. refreshing /cum/ nonstop to stimulate the mind-berg searching for (you)s while putting snacks into my mouth-point, and drinking beer and refreshing my phone for notifications and possibly touching the penis at the same time. there cannot be a single moment without stimulation.

Ate some cabbage rolls, now fartin'

>>220743484
learn to cook, if you haven't. you'll either excel, and make a career out of it, or just do fine, and you'll never want for a fine meal again.

>>220743571
Unironically you need to start meditating

>>220743576
I have worked in kitchens before & was pretty good at it. It's a shit ""career""

Damn this thread is still up since midnight. Slow as fuck, fucked up fuckin shitty captchas. I don't want 4chinz to die out, bros.

>>220743581
What even is meditation? From what I've seen you just zone the fuck out, but without drugs. What is it? and how do you do it and for what purpose?
Serious question.

if bugs were huge i think they would be good to eat, if you could get only the juicy meat which bugs dont have a lot of

>>220743584
oh i don't doubt it. but you can make a good dinner for yourself! you'd be surprised how many 'pop-tarts and hotpockets' are surviving off that. i had a coworker who was a bit of a weeb. so he was always on about ramen or asian market snacks. then he had kind of health episode that luckily cleared up. but he was on more of a strict diet after, and he was like, "it's weird, ever since then, i don't get diarrhea anymore!", and i had to stifle a laugh. like, yeah! of course you don't get diarrhea anymore, you quit having sodium soup for breakfast lunch and dinner! haha. ahh well, i was just glad the silly goober was okay. he got me into abara, so he had good taste, at least. maybe even in the ramen, but i'll pass on that.

I forgot someone wanted to play darktide earlier and now I feel bad for asking

>>220743581
I need more beer

>>220743591
That's a weighted question and would warrant an essay-length reply. In short, the two main types of meditation are concentration and mindfulness. For this circumstance I'd recommend mindfulness. Just rest your awareness on where you're observing from. It's more a vague quality than a specific sensation that you have to get the feel of.

they're trying so hard to rape us

>meditation
>mindfulness
I am quitting this gay ass thread it has become a koolaid-drinking tutorial for fags

>>220743591
so scams will try to sell you books or methods. here's all it is, literally all: sit still, and let your mind wander. that's it. that's all it is. you won't levitate, there's no big halo-behind-the-head enlightenment moment. meditation is a greek word, actually. and all it means is contemplation. now, if this sounds like i'm devaluing the practice, i'm not. at all. but people who want your money complicate a practice that is meant to UN-complicate things. you pause. let the tool that is your brain unplug for a moment, breathe, and listen. you can do it now. stop reading this. unfocus your eyes, pause, listen to the small sounds around you, and breathe. you don't even have to breathe deeply, although it helps. just let your body exist, and take your brain out for a little. and the cool thing is, once you start practicing this, you can kind of do it whenever. you could be getting screamed at by someone and then you just kind of say, "no thanks, no anger today."

>>220743644
/cum/ is dead it has literally become reddit the fags here are talking about meditation of all things I mean go get laid go have sexxx FUCK!!!

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220743650
Didn't read, fag

>>220743654
Meditate to last longer when porking tortas.

>>220743654
fuck off leo