call me the love doctor

>>220731722
You're the love doctor

thank you threadsissy

>>220731722
hi mr love doctor

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the whole world is an economic zone

I don't wanna go to work tomorrow

I want to invent beer into my belly

>>220731746
if I didnt go to work tomorrow, it would be the third day in a row I didnt speak to another human being

>>220731767
I don't have a job

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/cum/ is senran kagura general

posted it again award

canadian twinks of /cum/ be like: "bud my butt absolutely reeks >.<"

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do the cum dance

posted posted it again award award

adding lots of things to the ol filter

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>>220731843

i'm hiding under the bed

>>220731857
boo

need the kraken to beat the kongs

We have two competing threads. Who will win?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OShigpD2ss

>>220731882
>Who will win?
The one that's actually /cum/

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a girl complimented my voice and i said "well i dont know about all that" and she told me to learn to take a compliment. as if it's a common occurrence and not something that happens once every 2 years

posted it again award (again)

>>220731913
She sounds autistic as fuck, she was trying to get with you, but didn't get the same attitude she imagined in her head

Who having horrendous indigestion rn?

>>220731917
peethiopian thread doesnt count

blaow blaow watchin niggas drop

>>220731929
i eat mandarins everyday to prevent constipation

>>220731929
ive had chronic constipation for about 2 years now. doc says i blow a gasket? i kick the bucket.

>>220731923
>she was trying to get with you
She wasn't.
>t. guy that follows up whenever this very rare thing happens

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>>220731913
social media so bad they turned being humble into a vice
what did they do to us

I wanted to do AI chat bot sex but a secondary character (my fictional mom) got into an argument and is cockblocking me

>>220731961
That could make things even hotter

Any conversation topic ideas for my date tomorrow?
She's a redditor and engineer

>>220731976
>She's a redditor and engineer
Ask her if she has her wings

>>220731961
erp with your fellow man like god intended

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/cum/....our sharkies...have been eliminated

>>220731961
>>220731984
I'll do an erp, I'll even change my namefag if you'd like for immersion purposes

>>220731985
I simply can't see the puck

>>220731961
the only option is to sex your ai mom into submission

>>220731976
In my experience, women will lead the conversation and talk about themselves if they like you. Just ask questions and seem interested.

>>220731976
ask her the following:
>from a purely engineering standpoint, what is the quickest and least painful way to stop existing?

>>220731993
watch not the puck with your eyes, but know where it WILL be

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>>220731985
next year my fren next year

>>220732010
He was so real for this

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parentstein have stopped interrogating me about the gf sitch

The American Society of Magical Negroes

>>220732028
that shit stopped when my mom asked if i was gay and i laughed in her face.

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>>220732010
I though this was Zach Hadel for a minute

>>220732010
Yeah women love rapist fags

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momberg just informed me she got two tickets to a baseball game in may

>>220732120
Are you a neet

Trump should resign. He should have resigned several times already but now he should really really resign

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>>220731701
You forgot Poland

>>220732126
no?

Statistically speaking, the largest penis on earth belongs to a Chinaman

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I've been walkin' the streets at night (yeah, yeah)
Just tryin' to get it right (a little patience)
It's hard to see with so many around (yeah, yeah)
You know I don't like bein' stuck in the crowd (could use some patience)
And the streets don't change, but maybe the names (yeah, yeah)
I ain't got time for the game 'cause I need you (gotta have more patience)

>>220732130
>t. JD Vance

>>220732144
ummmm I'm not chinese though?

>>220732143
Oh, your posting style implied it

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hell yeah im the guy in 1st btw

>>220732137
poland so easily forgotten

cant believe the democratic party just assasinated Swalwell
i mean this was carried out about as fast as the chavez job
though this one was more surreal cause this guy was gonna be our next governor
now he's not even gonna be a representative

enough politics. let's talk gock.

>>220731961
on what? sillytavern or grok/chatgpt?
If you said ST then you're cooked and should transition soon

>>220732170
>cant believe the democratic party just assasinated Swalwell
He was a total retard who had an affair with a Chinese agent, he was a liability to the party regardless of your opinions on politics

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>>220732188
>gock

the fuck is sillytavern

>>220732130
Given how he eats he's more likely to die from heart attack than resign

>>220732198
It's a tavern where everyone drinks beer with their oenis out

>>220732202
you say that but man is more healthy than vast majority of men his age
dont even really see signs of fatigue in him

>>220732170
Kinda tired of fake political sexual scandals, where the scandal is just that someone fucked a whore or a young intern once
Do people still seriously care? Metoo died years ago

>>220732218
>man is more healthy than vast majority of men his age
You know this how
I can't imagine a fat 80 year old who eats mcdonalds everyday is in good shape

>>220732219
Infidelity is disgusting

Watch this every day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTLV3XpaJe4

>>220732219
thing is the democrats backed him for years until suddenly now
then right as the accusations came everybody they all came out with same script
this wasnt decided by people this was a decision made in the party

>>220732228
Not drinking alcohol does wonders for your health over a lifetime unironically

>>220732196
everytime some demonrat says epstein files we should ask about the fang fang files now

>>220731984
I'm too shy for that
>>220732189
Chai

>>220732240
>Not drinking alcohol does wonders for your health
You don't have to be a genius to realize replacing it with fast food and diet coke is a recipe for disaster

>>220732248
>You don't have to be a genius to realize replacing it with fast food and diet coke is a recipe for disaster
Nah it's still probably a net positive, not a big one but alcohol is probably worse than diet coke and burgers.

>>220732228
you see the amount of shit that man is doing
his engagement with the press and events
it's simply impressive for a man of that age

>>220732250
>Nah it's still probably a net positive
This has been what my generation has done down here and it has not been a net positive at all

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>you see the amount of shit that man is doing
>his engagement with the press and events
>it's simply impressive for a man of that age

>>220732257
>you see the amount of shit that man is doing
Posting on twatter all day
I doubt he's doing much of anything at all. Most major decisions are likely handled by others. An 80 year old simply does not have the cognitive capacity to make serious decisions

God has chosen you before the foundation of the world. [Romans 8:29]

God knows you intimately. [Psalm 139]

You are an heir to a kingdom, [Galatians 4:7, Romans 8:17]

Nothing can separate you from God's love, [Romans 8:38-39]

God has a purpose for you, [Ephesians 2:10]

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Now I will tell you what I've done for you
50 thousand times I hit like
Tipping, and sending, and gooning for you
And you still won't hear me

I'm folding again

I'm going under
Simping for you
I'm folding forever
I've got to break through
I'm going under

>>220732270
you cant say iran hasnt been his doing
sure he's not coming up with all the minutiae
but he was literally talking about iran in the 80's and what he's do

kek btw leafcucks you now live with a liberal majority government as of today
suck the carney cock

what about carny gock and it's a clown girl's penis

>>220732298
this may actually be a good thing. carney's policy has been cracking down on tfw's and people abusing the immigration system

drinking milk

Is it impossible for a black twink to get a white boyfriend

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>>220732273
>God has a purpose for you, [Ephesians 2:10]

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>>220732313

>>220732318
>Is it impossible for a black twink to get a white boyfriend
which of these are you

A GREAT and POWERFUL painting just posted on TRUTH!!!
Incredible. Truly incredible.
President Trump, strong and radiant, helping a sick man — a beautiful thing to see.
Surrounded by our AMAZING American symbols — the FLAG, the EAGLES, our GREAT fighter jets, the Statue of Liberty, and our HEROES.
Nobody has ever seen anything like it.
AMERICA STRONG!!!

>>220732318
Where I work we have a wedding venue part of the facility and the last marriage we had there was a gat WMBM couple.

>>220732331
5th amendment

>>220732330
you live in brampton

reading about cuba honduras and haiti
they all have these 'revolutions' against 'imperialism' then bring together the most subhuman incompetent government
what a joke that anybody takes them seriously

I believe in /cum/munism

Anyone /bitchmode/ tonite ?

>>220732352
the majority of the ridings in brapton voted for carney

>>220732346
>5th amendment
Regardless if you're either I feel like you'd have a relatively easy time finding somebody that'd be down

>>220732353
cuba was worse before the revolution

i live in crampton

>>220732337
Kek

>>220732353
Seething Gusano scum

>>220732393
Find them where though?

bout to go sucko mode

Ate the edibles that make you chinese and retarded

>>220732388
brown hands

>>220732421
how about gucci mode?

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How it feels to be alive

So many old fables and stories center around women stealing the energy/lifeforce of men. you know sex with woman is like a kind of death, o algo

>>220732416
>Find them where though?
If you're a Black twink go to literally any White area with a a macho gay subculture, especially New England or the Midwest. If you're cute but not too zesty and desperate you'll soon find a massa willing to break you.
If you're White then just go to Atlanta, Miami, or New Orleans.

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>>220732442

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>>220732446
Semen goes into a woman and creates life
Therefore sex with a woman takes life from the man since the life has to come from somewhere. It makes sense

oh, we're here? whoopsie. well, my sentiment stands. moosey can wear all the makeup he likes.

>>220732442
>pic
I wish I was back in Minnesota so bad so I could have this, closest I get to that here is catching a whiff of the oleanders

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momberg said the lego budget is $120

>>220732484
>the lego budget
how old are you

>>220732484
shortfag

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>>220732404
UH OH! We got a homo here, ladies and gentlemen!

uncs be like
i live in grampton

>>220732496
25 years ancient
>>220732497
hi

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>>220732484
based momberg
which one are you gonna get?

lightbulbs be like
i live in lampton

niggas be like "I live in Bomtpon"
https://youtu.be/c4IhW_ySpEY?

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>>220732480
Sorry. Im sorta yearning to live in the country too. I live in the mountains and you cant really farm here but id like to save up money and grow my own food and maybe be able to afford a phone and dishwasher with the excess. For now though im sort of doing something else with my life so its only a fascination. Im hoping to be able to rent a big garden at least maybe and grow food for myself there and get more skilled at farming then i can maybe save up and become a hermit when im in my 30s

dale ditler dumped diarrhea down donal droump’s dungarees

water be like
i live in dampton

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may hairfta digi-djibouti a bitch before embarkin' on the udder stuff

propa eracerbatin' diss

dr. poostein-von-brappenschloche cannae be hostagicized much longer

homeless niggas be like
i live in campton

I live in Wobufett!!

Haha like the pokemon Wonufett!!!

skateboarders be like
i live in rampton

>>220732535
are you a virgin shortfag?

winners be like
i live in champton

goths be like
i live in vampton

gypsies be like
i live in trampton

Dogberg's sisters were adopted so now that he's alone he gets bored and doesn't sleep until late.

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>>220732535
>25 years ancient
grim
>>220732549
>Im sorta yearning to live in the country too
It's not even the country though that'd be nice too. I just want a nice, small community in a temperate or continental climate like the one I grew up in.
>mountains
Where at?
>Im hoping to be able to rent a big garden at least maybe and grow food for myself there and get more skilled at farming then i can maybe save up and become a hermit when im in my 30s
Do you have a good job or rich parents by chance?

I miss girls butts. The worst part of being a smelly neet incel chud is the lack of girls butts.

canadian garbage be like
i live in brampton

electricity be like
i live in ampton

somebody shoot this leaf

gocks be like
i live in idk somewhere i just wanted to post about gock

>>220732623
You could squeeze my butt anon. It’s sorta like a girl’s butt >_<

laundry be like
i live in hampton

>>220732623
>I miss girls butts
I'm this way but with tits.
I've never had sex ortouched a girl's ass beyond brushing against them accidentally but I've deeply and tenderly felt tits. It's almost worse having done so than have never having felt them so I don't know what I'm missing.

umbrellas be like
i live in gampton

metalheads be like
i live in slampton

I love butts. But I also love breasts, they don't have to be naked breasts as long as they're well shaped and firm.

moths be like
i live in lampton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igILhbNWvlk

>>220732628
Someday a real rake will come and rake all this scum off the /cum/

why is this leaf spamming?

tools be like
i live in clampton

>>220732622
>I just want a nice, small community in a temperate or continental climate like the one I grew up in
That place looks very nice and green. Places that are nice and green are nice. Do you think youll move back?
>Where at?
In the western usa. I dont like to talk about the specific location too much. The world is a lot smaller than people give it credit for.
The captcha is giving a lot of trouble. Sorry for the late reply

Aye cuh

males be like
i live in mancouver

george michael be like
i live in whampton

>>220732669
he lives in spamton

I am unironically good at sex, I could be a porno star.

>>220732706
can you make me cum?

>>220732706
did your boyfriend tell you that?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vKXrGWJST4

4chancouver

>>220732655
>they don't have to be naked breasts
I've never seen a woman naked irl, let alone in an intimate setting. I've only felt tits once on a cold October night in my car during an intimate makeout session with my oneitis.

>>220732536
i dont know yet theres an announcement being made on the 16th so im waiting till then
>>220732570
yeah

>>220732655
Good post

>>220732730
were you homeschooled?

Smoking hash.

dont be racist on on 4chancouver or the jancouver citizens will send you to bancouver

Eleven minutes after midnight, the United States de facto recognised the State of Israel.[27] This was followed by Iran (which had voted against the UN partition plan), Guatemala, Iceland, Nicaragua, Romania, and Uruguay. The Soviet Union was the first nation to fully recognise Israel de jure on 17 May 1948,[28] followed by Poland, Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia, Ireland, and South Africa.[citation needed] The United States extended official recognition after the first Israeli election, as Truman had promised on 31 January 1949.[29] By virtue of General Assembly Resolution 273 (III), Israel was admitted to membership in the United Nations on 11 May 1949.[

>>220732730
a lego announcement?

>>220732723
i touched a stripper's tits once, but so did all the mf's that came along to the strip club

Beer in small amounts is good for you actually. A beer or two a day is healthy. Especially on a hot day because it quenches thirst

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>>220732723
hate to break it to you

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>>220732737
only for a few grades
>>220732754

what do i think about the news in hungary

>>220732771
im not hungry THO

>>220732771
rightoid salt mine

>>220732771
they announced a new type of goulash?

what do i think about the clowns in fungary

>>220732768
>May the 4th be with you
dude one of my hs teachers straight up put up her phone on the projector showing a yoda may 4th meme without saying a word. Everybody just went "bruhhhhhhh"

>>220732771
i think gay parades and more migrants for hungary is a good thing for democracy

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>>220732771
Dont worry, be happy now

what do i think about the sneakers in rungary

I love being moderately drunk and euphoric, but it makes you FAT. I'm just like my old work manager, white alcoholic nigga a few years older than me and got fat because of alcohol.

>>220732788
you have to be 18+ to post in this webzone

>>220732768
have you ever been asked out?

hungary for gock amirite

what do i think about the bread in bungary

>>220732798
tough to tie in rungary.

>>220732685
>That place looks very nice and green.
It's a little farm town called Loretto, 25 miles away from Minneapolis. It's the furtherst possible spot you can see the skyline of Minneapolis, and I'd drive past it and bike through it all the time growing up. It's probably the place I best think encapsulates the idyllic image of the Midwest, right down to the pristinely maintained, sweeping baseball field in surrounded by corn that forms the heart of the community. It's one of the happiest places for me, a fleetingly rare glimpse of distilled Americana.
>Do you think youll move back?
I absolutely will when I go for my master's. I'll get a place in MN with a friend of mine up there. IDGAF about my family's Stockholm syndrome with this place but I fucking hate Arizona and everything about it, the only leg up it has over MN is the people being better but that means jack shit to me given I've always been a loner.
>In the western usa
Gotcha.
Desert or not desert?

>>220732802
>it makes you FAT.
Haven't experienced this and i drink a lot. Just eat less fattie

surf hungary

hungock (hung + gock)

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>>220732804
no

Kinda want to buy a Nintendo 3ds XL to jailbreak.

>>220732771
>what do i think about the news in hungary
Be happy the Boomercons are gone so we have an opportunity for the real chuds to rise to power next time around

what about sneakers o'toole but he's got a big fat gock

>>220732819
chat is this real

>>220732771
You don't need to think anything about a country that's not your own. whatever you think about it doesn't matter because it's not your cunt

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more like
"that yolk isnt over-easy anymore"

piece of SHIT server

>>220732825
have you left your state?

>>220732803
This was agessss ago.

sznikersz ortűl was a proud hungarian jogger

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bunch of fruity niggas in here tonight that need they ass beat. keep that fag shit outta here homie don't play dat

>>220732765
>pic
I had no idea KHHV came from a manga kek, thought that was just old /b/ lore
>>220732826
Breaking my 3DS XL in a fit of tard rage in 2015 is one of my greatest mistakes.
I was a very, very angry and sad kid.

>>220732818
It does give your a belly. And I run most days of the week, even when drunk.

>>220732846
only 3 times momberg says she wants to move though

>>220732860
>thought that was just old /b/ lore
it is, ai's just retarded

>>220732853
>bunch of fruity niggas in here tonight
Apart from that one Canadian and that one American tranny this is actually the least fruity /cum/ we've had in a hot minute

>>220732867
>momberg says she wants to move
And what do you want? You aren't a child, take control of your life

>>220732723
fakecel alarm

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>>220732802
Relatable but alcohol is so expensive my conscience doesnt allow me to buy it often. It just isnt worth doing all the time i think
>>220732817
>It's probably the place I best think encapsulates the idyllic image of the Midwest, right down to the pristinely maintained, sweeping baseball field in surrounded by corn that forms the heart of the community.
You make it sound amazing. I hipe you can find a place there again someday.
>I absolutely will when I go for my master's
Good luck getting your masters. Let's both try our best to excel. Arizona was pretty when i visited but i know the environment would eat at me. In mn you can really spread your wings i bet.
>Desert or not desert?
Not desert

>>220732874
i want to leave this state too anyway its would be impossible for me to survive here on my own

Hold on to the nights
Hold on to the memories
I wish that I could give you something more
That I could be yours

>>220732870
you are literally a namefag

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>>220732870
my guy, niggas STEADY talm'bout "gock" and you sayin this the least fruity /cum/ we've had in a minute the fuck is you on? crusty ass fuck outta here

my old roomate once caught me smoking weed at 6 am before taking the train to go work at the clothing store and he said it was fucked up, i guess he was right.

gock isn't gay thobeit, it's a girl's penis

>>220732912
>niggas STEADY talm'bout "gock"
It's literally one tranny and one other tranny and they've been at it with shitty spam for weeks now. Everything else itt apart from that one fruity nigga earlier who wanted advice on getting buck broken this thread has been very good by recent /cum/ standards.

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should i play more halo or go to sleep

mmm... gock... *gluck gluck gluck*

My knee hurts
ouchie
*moans like an anime girl*

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>>220732940
shleep

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corr might dl grindr and see if I can get my dick sucked to lose my virginity at 22
if that doesn't work I don't think ill hire a whore, ill just take the fucking powers at that point
shoot me in the head

Listening to a Philip K Dick story right now.
https://youtu.be/TrRHonZQn7Q
Enjoi mi frens.

>>220732951
Philip K Gock

>>220732940
Kek at the pic. I miss playing halo 3 split screen with my lame ass cousins.

>>220732946
sleepers be like
i live in bedmonton

namefags be like "yeah it's those other people that are gay and obnoxious" lmao

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>>220732946
evens shleep
odds halo

the numbers shall decide my fate

kek deez nibbas dont even know who gock wan is

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>>220732978

>>220732989
fruity ass nigga

>>220732936
I dont think any of my posts have been spammy. I thought you were conversing with me because you liked the conversation. Please dont do it if its just tedious.

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>>220732991
goodnight

phwoar

bedmontonshire-on-pimms

>>220733017
night bud

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>>220733017
sleep well fren

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GLOCK SHOCK
RUN IT BACK NOW
KNOCKIN A COP UNCONSCIOUS

MUH STEEZE IS BALLIN' OUT

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meant to post diss erlier but dings went wacky so will post it now since still in the clip board:

"corr grapplin' dem breasticles

propa gud diss wun

de-lactatizin' the nips"

>>220733038
>>220733039
peace

gacking goff my gock rn ah fuck shit im gonna gum aahhhhhhh shiiiiiiiii im gumming im gumning rn gahhhhhhhhhhhh GUCK

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>>220732895
>You make it sound amazing
It's like what Miyazaki would think the Midwest is like, even down to a dairy farm and a red brick church being the first things you see when you come in from the South and the baseball field being the first you see coming in from the North.
>Let's both try our best to excel
Thanks, I heard you're going to grad school, good luck with that big guy.
>Arizona was pretty when i visited but i know the environment would eat at me
Nobody lives in the pretty parts of Arizona apart from richfags and Indians withering away on reservations. The parts of AZ where people live like Tucson and Phoenix are fucking awful and among the most soul-crushing places in the country and world, they're like LA minus the handful of things that give LA character but with all the Mexicans and 20 degrees hotter on average.
>Not desert
In my headcanon you're from Denver

so what if i suck a gock here and there

zoom zoom be like
i live in namefagcouver

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the sleep fairies are calling me
chau frens

>>220732950
>might dl grindr and see if I can get my dick sucked to lose my virginity at 22
God wouldn't like that and I know your parents wouldn't either

>>220733139
this lil nigga going to bedmonton

This gock thing is juvenile shock humor. Grow up.

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might get this one when it goes on sale

Been awake nigh on 24 hours now. Considering gock.

females be like
i live in galgary

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goodnight

>>220733150
gock humour

The gockmaster

everybody gone surfing
surfing hungary

i propose a daring synthesis: surf gock + AI

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if i had the money i would buy this
>>220733165
looks cool

circumstances have lead to me needing to patronize a laundromat this week. i see there is a brand new one that just opened a few months ago nearby. this is excellent. due to modern building habits, most apartments have in-suite laundry machines and the necessity for off site laundromats have dramatically fallen. the ones that are still in business are ancient, shabby, half the machines are busted, filthy, poorfag grungey locations, coin only. This one brand new burb sprawl area, squeaky clean new machines and owners who (for now) appear to give a shit.

My gf was born in 2007

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>>220733234
4k pieces is crazy

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oh shit quints approaching
gib

Why is this general so obsessed with transvestite penises

>>220733339
its just one jasonkin

>>220733339
>Why is this general so obsessed with transvestite penises
It's one pooner from Canada and an America tranny, they're both from /tttt/ and have set up shop here, especially at real nigga hours

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>>220733323
this one is even bigger

>>220733333

>>220733362
i have been on /cum/ since 2014

>>220733339
if gocks didnt want us to suck them why are they so slurpable

>>220733375
>i have been on /cum/ since 2014
You and I both know you're not the same person from 2014

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>>220733363
i want the sail barge the most its 3k pieces

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who wants to go on the fren coaster?

actual low quality thread, fuck leafs man. shit aint cool

>>220733393
i dont give a shit about qualityposting anymore its all the same shit every thread might as well have fun with it

tubular

dude fr this is so not cool. if you guys don't take this general seriously you can just leave.

>>220733400
me
>>220733422
>its all the same shit every thread might as well have fun with it
You're the one who's been spamming the same three canned phrases for at least two weeks, nigga you're why it's the same shit every thread

>>220733440
internet is srs bizness

>>220733440
serious posts only

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got a (You) in the german thread

>>220731746
society would COLLASPE

>>220733454
im on top of the food chain now

do you guys remember spinster, i wonder what her gock tasted like
i'm being serious btw, serious replies please

>>220733463
my condolences

abandon ship new thread >>220733500

WTF happened, whole joint was shut down

HELLOOOO??

>>220733674
I'll make real new, not that cringe one

Hey Peter, remember the time Sneakers O’Toole had gay sex with Big Chungus?

REAL new
>>220733737
>>220733737
>>220733737