>>220758676
fuck you

>>220758676
She's so hot

ni haody yall

submit to Rome

>>220758685
>>220758687
>>220758692
did you guys all go to the moon with donald blump or what

https://youtu.be/cq8k-ZbsXDI
Chart topping singles were actually good, once upon a time

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>>220758671
>>220758682

>>220758685
Taylor is like twice her age and 10x as hot.

Oh cool, no more countries.

>>220758711
Just like that song by John Lemon

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>mfw I can't tell which of you are Canadian

New country unlocked

>>220758707
Taytay is all makeup

>>220758731
Mysterious niggas

>>220758725
im definitely not a leaf

IMAGINE ALL THE PEOPLE

4chan is dying and the people running it don't seem to care

>>220758707
Nah, Sabrina is cuter. She has a prettier face and nicer hair.

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>>220758733
Sooooooooooo ?
>>220758744
You are a jeet however. India flags could be anywhere !

This is the first step of the Human Instrumentality Project. The eradication of all borders and lines between us until we are all united as one in the primordial slurry.

>>220758754
Tell Elon Musk, maybe he'll buy it

We in the US love to be gay and have gay sex
I'm John Connor from New Orleans municipality

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>>220758755
Sabrina doesn't have dozens of hits.

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>>220758758
ackshually im sentinelese

>>220758683
you should be so lucky.
>>220758674
>I need some time to breathe without any pressure
the best advice i could give there, is separate what pressures are life's, and what pressures you're putting on yourself. stress is like a magnifying glass. when your brain is boiling in the pot, dropping a plate and having it break is a crisis that nearly brings you to yelling or tears. it's one of the coolest thing about young people, they're big on therapy and mental health and man i envy that. as someone who could have desperately used it... thirty years ago, ha. the good news, is that you can turn the lense dial back. i promise. you can step back from "i can't do this another day.", to "another day, and we'll just see if i can do it." and the even better news is, once you relax some, you'll find those people whom you care about. and hopefully, they care about you, too. how i do. Lord knows we all need to care a little more for each other.

>>220758760
4chan needs more bots and indians

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She's perfect.

>>220758771
Sabrina dates short kings while Taylor dates tall gorillas

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FIX IT, HIRO

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>>220758788
I kinda don't care.

>>220758707
I actually like taylor's bodysuits, fite me

uh, i was BORN in question mark. buncha posers

>>220758754
After years of doing it for free, they’re sick of the pay not keeping up with inflation. The median janny wage has only gone up 3% in the last decade, meanwhile inflation is compounding resulting in exponential losses

>>220758778
Your advice seems good. I think a lot of the stresses and pressures definitely come from myself. That fucker in the mirror remains my greatest adversary.

we americans are a bunch doo doo heads canada is sooo much better than us

>>220758796
tranny btw

As a Canadian I'd like to say that I love gock

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I have all 3 Bina Fortnite skins

this shitass website could be remade in a weekend by an elite group of indian programmers in bangalore
why are the 4chin admins so retarded

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>>220758797
Fellow Taylor brother.

>>220758792
Hairy Dressedin????

>>220758792
This guy got arrested, it happened in the Bay Area

>>220758803
see? did it again. that good person in the mirror is the best friend you'll ever have. if you treat them well.

my one and only chance to post on /int/ under a flag that's not american

Bartleby Montclair of Dresden

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>>220758812

My parents immigrated to question mark before the quartz acolyte war

>>220758815
When I heard him say that I lost my shit.

>>220758849
lol

How much is a cubit

>>220758860
Is that the quantum computing version of a bit

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>>220758813
good pic

Finally we have a song of the Summer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzGw9LOZhDA

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cool website guys, great stuff

Yall motherfuckers don't know SHIT about quantum physics

neekeri neekeri neekeri
neekeri neekeri desu

Those Harry Dresden books suck major shit btw I read the first one started on the second one and was just done at that point

>>220758838
He’s plotting to sabotage me so I’m gonna headbutt him as hard as I can.

I'm an illegal immigrant, I'm from Mexico

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>>220758867
1mb< hi res images of Taylor preferred

wow, really cool guys, I open /cum/ and the whole thread is just an alien samefagging from his quantum computer array

>>220758876
I fucked ur moms electron hole

>>220758905
neekeri

>>220758905
Do you know me from somewhere? I'm actually kinda famous

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Mormon love is mormon life, one day I hope for a mormon wife.

Getting stoned gonna eat soon. Thinking of finishing off the Indo mie ramen.

>>220758754
Idk what I’ll do if this shit goes ded

>>220758919
This flag is Turkish or Brazilian, I bet

>>220758919
I'm going to become a Mormon because of all the blondes in Utah

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>>220758876
quantum is why theres schrodingers cats in the spiderverse

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>>220758787
I want to suck her toes

I haven’t checked if the AI has falsely accused me of plagiarism in a while

>>220758919
>>220758942
>satisfying your lust in exchange for going to hell
What profiteth you to gain the world but lose his soul, brother?

>>220758919
Imagine breaking in her tight asshole

t swift is surf rock

wait wtf happened to the flags

>>220758937
Yes

>>220758961
Always has been

>>220758944
It was pretty based when he pointed out Ken Griffin’s apartment in that vid

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What an angel.

>>220758908
you missed a perfect double slit experiment joke

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Rock out with your gock out.

>>220758999
calm down, ale

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>>220758961

>>220758984
Property of the gorilla known as Travis Kelce

>>220759011
https://youtu.be/2OO9t-iH6kE?t=25
ahh i forgot to link the video im killing myself sorry guys ill make it up to you im canadian by the way so i can kill myself with the governments help thank the king

you guys now can't tell where I'm from
LOL

>>220758995
Im not an asian fetisher

>>220759035
Oh hell naw this is one of those weird Europeans isn't it

why are h4xx0rs obsessed with this place, is it because they’re not skilled enough to take down twitter

>>220758961
nothing, we all collapsed into a singularity. no flags, only man. or maybe this site is run by a goober with discord stooge incompetents and they're too busy comparing male incontinence-wear to realize this shit is fucked and has been for a couple days.

>>220759024
/cum/ needs to become Diamond Dogs once 4chan dies.

>>220758999
My pp poker face

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Mmmmmmmmmmmm sex

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As a proud American patriot from the state of Massachusetts I say we should send 1 trillion to Brazil and give them all green cards and also implement mandatory Portuguese classes

>>220759067
veto'ed.

I am a reptilian from beyond the ice wall and i hereby declare that BBC is king

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I love this woman!

Taylor Swift used to be hot but she’s bogged and walled now. But hey, at least her music still sucks.

the flags are back!

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where's

>>220759086
>>220759090
>>220759092
Little leaf burst here

>>220759067
Go back to ireland potato chucker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxOhk4Lk9aE

>>220759084
quintessential american post

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fuck the flags are back, I didn't get to post with le epic one
https://youtu.be/Ac6w-9jWLsc

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>>220759090
She's honestly sexier than ever IMO.

FANCY IS A FREQUENCY A MIND OF DELUSION PHILOSOPHY I KINDA KNOW NOTHING LIKE SOCRATES

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>>220759059
That sounds pretty good honestly. I'd be up for it. A heaven for soldiers.

my hobbies include masturbating, lying, and shitposting

>>220759128
I dont do any of those things

>>220759128
jason...

>>220759086
nice pits

What if Lamborghini was called Macaroni and we all ate a big bowl of Macaroni except it was called Lamborghini? And now, it’s time for me to die. Good night! Good night! Fuck! I’m so gay. Nobody will ever hire me or make me their husband and my dad is really disappointed in me and my mom too.

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I told momberg I want to make out with jason and she said he looks mental

>>220759162
This didn't happen.

>>220759042
>36 years old
wtf, I thought she was around much longer. I assumed she was in her mid 40s with all the bullshit songs she released last decade

>>220759174
taylor swift != britney spears

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I will admit however that the quality of her music has gone downhill over the last few album cycles. Midnights was the last one where I liked it overall. Tortured Poets was a horribly bloated mess but it did have a few really good songs on it ("Florida" & "My Boy Only Breaks His Favourite Toys" being my two favourites). Life of a Showgirl had four songs on it I like. "Ophelia" is a major hit for a reason, it's a fantastically written and arranged song and it'll stand among her hallmark prime AAA classic songs like "You Belong With Me," "Love Story," "Shake It Off," & "Look What You Made Me Do." Most of the new album was garbage however but overall it's a lot more tolerable than Tortured Poets.

>>220759174
Zamn im only 8 years younger than her crusty ass

>>220759128
>lying
I cannot stand dishonesty

>>220759174
lazy ass zoomer, good musicians can put out an annoyingly large body of work.

>>220759192
I respect effort posts, but me personally I am not going to put in the effort to read this post

>>220759174
>assumed she was in her mid 40s with all the bullshit songs she released last decade
this is a better burn than maybe you even intended. "all that terrible music, i assumed she was in her sixties, at least. you're telling me she made that much trash in just TWENTY years?" hahaha. ahh, well. i kid, taylor, i kid. we named your cat. and your pet, too! ;D

>>220759128
Make a dating profile with that as your bio

>>220759158
泣かないで

>>220759125
so do you self insert as the girl in these pic or

>>220759195
i can’t stand when you rail me in the ass

>>220759217
It's the guy from Project Hail Mary!

>>220759208
I will try

My whole life I’ve only ever wanted to boink a girl the same age as me

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>>220759162
Sometimes I try to tell my mum shit about 4chan and she just nods at me and goes "ok anon (y)"

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day 58 of no porn no fap. lord have mercy. please let me last another month

I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!

Taylor Swift is more talented than Shitney Beers

>>220759228
I cannot imagine ever sharing anything about this place with my mother, that's weird

>>220759231
do it give in to your weakness

>>220759236
It's really more for my own entertainment and to get that exact reaction out of her lol

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Me asf as fuck

it’s raining outside, tornado watch is over

>>220759262
well, how bad could it suck if it got three sequels?

The only stuff I show my mom from 4chan is the occasional cute or funny animal pic/vid. She loves cute animal stuff.

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>>220759158
it's gonna be alright.
>>220759208
何があっても絶望する理由はない
>>220759210
no i just like the images so i post them. walls of text are visually uninteresting. when other people post images it makes me happy too.
>>220759224
when you get older you get the whole new world of women younger than you too. most prefer being a bit younger

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Listening to Sonic Youth right now

>>220759282
NO FUCK OFF

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>>220759282

>>220759218
liar

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theyre calling you gay how do you respond

Imagine a woman with really big natural boobs was standing still and you ran into her at full speed, I mean you’re flying at a full sprint and she’s standing still not paying attention and you just fucking SLAM into her shoulder-to-chest. That would be so fucked.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLDjBZKDnVk

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>>220759302
she moves like hell!
>>220759301
no thanks!

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If you don't like any of this, then you're a faggot.

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>>220759314
yeah I'm bi so what

>>220759314
wtf is wrong with they arm

>newtroon personality is already back
Grim

imagine being a freak in a wheelchair and getting mad and rolling away from someone hahaha

Why do people have toothpicks in their mouth? Is it JUST because it looks cool?

>>220758731
Riddlerstan

>>220758676
what the fuck is happening

>>220759336
homosexual dogwhistle

>>220759336
if you don’t get your teeth cleaned regularly they’re very useful.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MRx4LpYbQ4

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some joker just sent me an offer of $120 on something thats worth $300+

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>>220759314
>"Sorry, but that is not true. In fact, I'm going to fucking rape you."

Patrick Bateman had such a pedestrian taste in music

>>220759359
tell him "no low ballers" and emphasize that you "know what you got"

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>>220759331
they are japanese
>>220759334
people in wheelchairs are generally pretty cool and friendly.
>>220759336
toothpicks are pretty nice. you can make your gums feel clean and help with the times after a meal

Oh, you wanna hire me to work at your company? You want me to be a team member worker employee at your company? Work in the company office for your company?

Okay, sure :)

But have you considered this?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EyyzJWExQM

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>>220759359

>>220759363
he did, but he'd imagine killing you for saying so.

>>220759363
pop is top.

>>220759314
そうそうそうそうねね

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_pqu-38z6s

>>220759251
please no. it's been hard

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never forget

>>220759418
guess you’re not cool then

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>>220759418
do it

>>220759430
oooh some niggas died boo hoo

>>220759439
DEW IT

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>>220759449
SUBMIT TO THE DEW

>>220758847
I sooooo would!

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>>220759430

>>220759011
are you the same guy who's always posting pictures of that eyepatch lady in the Friday threads on /v/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2Hm9en3gAk

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>>220759469

I've never heard a Taylor Swift song before

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>>220759470
nope. im not anybody

>>220759478
>GG Allin
People actually listen to his music? I thought he was only famous for his live shows where he would throw poop at the audience

>>220758847
>>220759465
Going to apply this theory to reality tomorrow.
Wish me luck bros.

>>220759498
i found out recently that she sings the “If i was a man i’d be the man” song.

>>220759504
>People actually listen to his music
Think of it like Pink Guy or Wesley Willis and you'll understand the appeal

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Aggronbros...

>>220759498
Not gonna lie I always am happy when Love Story comes on in the club

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>>220759504
the music he made before going crazy was good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR7Njv5-GtA

>>220759469
You can tell this pic is super old cause 12 pack of coke now is like $7-8

I'm so fucking tired of nigger "culture"

>>220759534
What are you gonna do about it?

>>220759534
>I'm so fucking tired of nigger "culture"
You say that but I guarantee you'll be missing it when this country is completely Latinized

Well he was only 5'3 but girls could not resist the stare

>>220759500
you have a USA flag but that other anon said he was Canadian

>>220759540
bitch about it anonymously on 4chan or behind a tranime profile picture on twitter like a cowardly incel

One thing I've learned from watching way too much t.v old and new is that writers are some of the laziest bastards out there endlessly recycling the same plots and copying each other

boomer media just found out about looksmaxxing and the manosphere thanks to clavicular
time to move on chuds

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>>220759541
Mexicans are way better than blacks

>>220759551
Unc still watches TV.

I'm a white nerd but I do the nigger-shuffle/jaunt to boost my street cred.
I also wear a large golden chain that says BossMan on it

>>220759534
White boy can’t handle the sass!!

>>220759558
where'd you get the chain? i want one.

Should I even bother catching up on The Boys? I never watched Season 4.

>>220759555
Not live t.v. I mean t.v shows in general

>>220759558
>also wear a large golden chain that says BossMan on it
either cringe or Jewish.

phoneberg is very slow right now

>>220759565
>Should I even bother catching up on The Boys?
Fuck no, it's terrible

>>220759568
Shut yo ahh up fool, we don't play that way here on /cum/ say that to my face motherfucker!

>>220759558
Yasss

https://youtu.be/qE0PJ0GGknU

>>220759534
u mad whitey?

>>220758869
fk thots on this jam >>220759590

>>220759584
restart it

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>>220759545
i was pretending to be canadian because the flags were hidden.
>>220759552
ive heard normies like debating looksmaxxing. i think its unironically bringing people to realize the points incels were making 10 years ago about how unapproachable it feels to have a normal dating life for many guys. it will still somehow get weaponized against men i bet.
>>220759565
i think season 4 is the new season that just came out. idk season 1 was the only good one

4chan dying isn’t good enough. I want the whole internet for the whole world to be switched OFF. Get rid of it all! Fuck everything, I hate life.

Kinda want some alchy tonig

>>220759605
I'm having smirnoff

>>220759609
>>220759605
Bum behavior, it's Wednesday

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>passes pay for this

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>>220759614

>>220759597
Very gross

>>220759618
>swapped servers
How?

>52% of Zoomers are in gambling debt from Draftkings and Polymarket
More young men in the U.S are addicted to gambling than they are reading or having sex. Not Gambling automatically makes you better than more than half of other Zoomers.
grim

>>220759614
>oh, it's day of the week, i can't do what i want
i bet you wait 'til after 5pm too.

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>>220759619

>>220759636
What the fuck, no way that's true

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>>220759636
yeah but gambling is a sports thing so the other halfs gay

>>220759636
There are only two industries left: gambling and fraud.

>>220759636
I call bullshit

back in my day you had to go down to the horsetrack if you wanted to gamble on sports.

>>220759645
>>220759652
https://sri.siena.edu/2026/04/13/more-than-a-quarter-of-americans-27-have-an-active-online-sports-betting-account-a-third-have-opened-an-account-at-least-once/

late capitalism is so poggers

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>>220759661
back when i was a kid we used to go down to the horsetrack and bet on our horses and try to be the won that won the most money in the day with our bets it was super fun. we'd stay and watch the races all day and i always preferred taking the 2-3 seed horse and betting for them to show. the track had a cheap buffet and wed eat roast beef all day it was aweosme.

>>220759675
>Online sports betting is growing as a facet of American life, with 27% of Americans and half of men ages 18-49 (52%) saying they have an active account with an online sportsbook such as DraftKings, Caesars, FanDuel, or BetMGM, according to a new survey of United States residents released today by the Siena Research Institute (SRI) and St. Bonaventure University’s Jandoli School of Communication.
This is the only reference I could find that has any slight resemblance to what you said

>>220759661
alright gramps, back to the nursing home with you

>>220759688
Damn are you like 90 years old

Back when I was a kid I used to catch bugs

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>>220759685
I love capitalism

>>220759688
>back when i was a kid we used to go down to the horsetrack and bet on our horses and try to be the won that won the most money in the day with our bets
Lol I had a feeling you were from Nevada

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dadberg ate half a chocolate bar then just left it on the kitchen table now its mine

>>220759709
I haven’t seen a lightning bug in years

>>220759720
*snatches it*

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>>220759720
thanks for keeping us informed

What if we had /crumb/: Canada, Romania, the US, Mexico and Brazil?

>>220759645
Idk but every second instagram video nowadays is a funny viral moment followed by a “hold up let me rainbet real quick” thing where they gamble some stupid card game or whatever while holding a second phone up to their camera
Something is going on over there in the land of the free!

>>220759614
>Bum behavior
I was drunk earlier as well

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>>220759736

The term lanklet doesn't make sense. If you lack lank then you're just a manlet

I’m really glad 4chan is anonymous. Because that way you guys can’t identify me as an anon who has been consistently annoying and retarded for a really long time. I mean, most of you guys have probably read hundreds of posts from me that made you say “god I wish this retard would just shut the fuck up.” But you’ll never know for sure how many of them came from me.

>>220759614
Who are you to judge?

dont like brazilians

>>220759761
t. lanklet

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>>220759696
no but i do have a bit of an old soul. i had a pair of goggles from one of the jockeys when he was the long shot and i put 10$ on him and he won with 15-1 odds and i asked for his autograph but i lost it now sadly from moving.
>>220759709
same. it was lots of fun. did you turn over stones to get them or get the ones out and about?
>>220759717
you don't have proof that i'm from nevada thoughly
>>220759736
us, mexico, and brazil are all top soy exporters we could call that /bum/

this is it, this is all there is, bet you didn't think it was gonna be like this but it is

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not surprising, desu

>>220759749
>every second instagram video nowadays is a funny viral moment followed by a “hold up let me rainbet real quick” thing where they gamble some stupid card game or whatever while holding a second phone up to their camera
The funniest ones to me are foreigners not understanding why there's so many videos going around over the past couple years or so of Americans across a wide array of demographics destroying their tvs after the team they're watching loses a game.
It's because they sunk $3,000 into it and they lost it all on shit that's obviously rigged.

dogberg seriously watching tv

>>220759772
>you don't have proof that i'm from nevada
I'm sorry but if you're a Zoomer who has fond memories of gambling on horses with your family that means you're from either Nevada or AZ and I know you're not from AZ

Anyone here interested in purchasing the Brooklyn bridge?

>>220759736
/cum/ offshoots never last and 4chud brazilians seem to hate americans
would never work

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>>220759787

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Norman Bates isn't too different from the average /cum/-cel really. I bet most channers could get relate to Bates: a tranny-chud with mommy issues

>>220759810
He's more handsome than any chudcel in this general

>>220759810
Ha! I don’t have mommy issues, I have daddy issues.

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>>220759797
>I'm sorry but if you're a Zoomer who has fond memories of gambling on horses with your family that means you're from either Nevada or AZ
people all around the country gamble on horses as a family. we'd gamble on poker and bridge and other stuff too and i learned to shuffle a deck when i was 8. putting a little bit up in the pursuit of money feels amazing, and i'm naturally lucky and tend to win. that isnt tied to any particular state

>>220759764
I am God

Wanna get drunk but too lazy to hit the store. This dudeweed by itself ain't it.

>>220759810
The actor irl died from butt AIDS

>>220759821
no ur not ur a failed DJ

>>220759814
I think he looks kinda weird

>>220759824
True. And his son is a horror movie director now,

>>220759817
>people all around the country gamble on horses as a family
My parents have memories of doing this with their parents in AZ but I never did so growing up in the Midwest because we were so poor there was never any spare cash to throw away.
>we'd gamble on poker and bridge and other stuff too and i learned to shuffle a deck when i was 8
That's rough
>putting a little bit up in the pursuit of money feels amazing
Be honest with me, are you on DraftKings or PolyMarket?

wanna get drunk but I dont have anybody to drink with and the hard stuff doesnt get me drunk for some reason

>>220758676
Would

>>220759810
He was kind of zesty

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henlo?

>>220759855
moshi moshi

guess i'll do a lil cheeky goon on my penis if you guys don't mind haha

I’m on the dudeweed and I want to drink too but I need to get some sleep tonight. I think I need to get a job probably. I have no idea what the fuck I’m doing.

>>220759736
i'd even be willing to add an 'S' and make it "/crumbs/" for sweden, but what >>220759801 said is true, they're all new coke. they never land, and fly in the face of too much tradition. sorry, it's mooses, eagles and donkeys all the way down.

>>220759843
>I never did so growing up in the Midwest because we were so poor there was never any spare cash to throw away.
thats a bummer. sorry you didnt get a chance. maybe you can do it with your kids
>That's rough
ive always been really appreciative of it. staying up till 4am listening to jim croce on a hot summer night drinking root beer and catching the mice as they skittered across the floor. A straight on the river beating a 3 of a kind, followed by laughter and the raking of chips. theyre some of the memories of my childhood i was really happy.
>Be honest with me, are you on DraftKings or PolyMarket?
i don't gamble on those i prefer games of skill. i only like the horses because it's a group thing. i lost 20$ vs my mom in wales because i bet against her in darts tho

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>I’m on the dudeweed

>>220759869
I hope you have a satisfying orgasm and lots of goo comes out of your wiener

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>>220759877
>I have no idea what the fuck I’m doing.
aint that a mood
i sorta feel like it doesnt matter how many plans you have, that feeling never really goes away.
turns out life is just a bunch of vague anxieties that never have satisfying resolutions

>>220758676
She kinda bad there

Saw someone call Geese punk rock on xitter so I guess that's enough of that gay app

>>220759886
I want you to know that every single time you post this image, it’s quoting one of my posts. And yeah, basically I am epic.

geese is surf rock

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>>220759864
canada desu?

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>And yeah, basically I am epic

I like Geese, so I’m currently bummed that I’ll just get called a bot now if I ever admit I like them.

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>>220759855
moshi moshi, herro!!! who is dis?!

when i was about 7 years old how i met your mother made a big impression on me and i wore a fedora and said swag is for boys class is for men and i got 2 of my friends to wear fedoras too and we were a fedora gang and nobody could bully us because we were very athletic

>>220759911
I did have a hat like that when I was a kid but I have never been fat.

>>220759900
epic based dudeweeder

Jerma's dog died bros...

>>220759920
I found out Cameron Winters is jewish so I don’t care anymore

>>220759933
That’s sad. I don’t watch streams but I’ve seen clips of Jerma and he seems funny. Losing a dog sucks.

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>>220759933

>>220759927
very autistic*

>>220759939
So is Spielberg but I could never hate Raiders of the Lost Ark. Identity politics makes us retarded.

if threadsissy bakes a scrumptious new i might just coom all over the underside of my desk

It’s crazy how I could easily acquire pills and injections that would cause me to grow ugly little boobies and make my penis shrink.

what the fuck, Austin matthews is younger than me?

>>220759964
Idk who that is

>>220759964
Yeah same here. I’m born in 97 so I’m the same age as McDavid. I think Matthews is a year younger.

>>220759980
Oh nvm Matthews was also 97. Just different draft years due to the cutoff. But I am older than Matthews anyway.

>>220759968
bet you cant see the puck either