know what a shit barometer is?

>>220778336
This reminds me of when trump high fived jeb bush, with cyclops being jeb

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So what do we think of the hip new band on the scene? Take it or leave it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7OIc-DBRXM

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cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>220778397
I know someone who wants to fight you

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>>220778379

What happened to the Serb?

>>220778397
It's too late for coffee. I can't drink coffee after 12pm or I'll be up all night

Who cares

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>>220778397

>>220778450
Other Balkans bullied him off this site for his dog fucking preclivities

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>>220778482
aaaaaaaaaa

>>220778502
Hope that isn't true, the dogfucking that is.

>>220778535
Slavs can't help themselves when it comes to fucking dogs it seems. Birds of a feather, as they say

>>220778389
thought it was buckethead o algo
always a new band on the scene

>>220778389
They're interesting. I'd rather listen to this than top 40 shit any day of the week

Want to be an epic cyberpunk rogue instead im just a basement dwelling creep

>>220778770
C'mon fren...
>>220778771
It's a relatively new bad but they are everywhere online in the last month.
>>220778783
It is interesting, very Anatolian sound. This particular riff has been stuck in my head for the last week.

I NEED more pain it's not enough

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>>220778841
>It's a relatively new bad but they are everywhere online in the last month.
Yeah I only heard about them recently, someone I know told me about them. Also it looks like they are in the top 10 in the UK album sales chart, pic related (this is different from the standard album chart which includes streaming these days for whatever reason)

https://www.officialcharts.com/charts/albums-sales-chart/

>>220778841
Do you have no shame?

>>220778943
Yeah it's all over my feed on youtube. Cool project, at first I though it was some guys from other bands but turns out its just some random musician, nice that people are excited for a rock band. I'm not really a fan of Geese and all the other bands that are blowing up in the last ffew years.

>>220779050
About what?

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unironically i dont know what ironic means

>>220779164
disonance between 2 contradictory things that makes something funny
but basically has just become a word to mean sacrasm/humor

>>220779187
Or when something doesnt follow in a humorous way

>>220779159
Why did you fuck the dogs? We all know what happened now

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>>220778822
I bet if you started teaching yourself mechanical skills and inventing gadgets you'd feel more cyberpunk

>>220779244
Do you now

>>220779164
if it involves iron, then it is ironic.

>>220778822
You're already cyberpunk for being incel

>>220779341
I'm not an incel. I have had sex a handful of times

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>>220779341
Nta but you're right. I feel like the cyberpunk timeline we're on is a cross between observer and psycho pass where everyone is a shut in waiting for the world to die crossed with ai compliance networks.

Gooned to a 60 year old

>>220779164
>>220779187
I always thought irony meant when something is a coincidence but with more of a distinctly "playfully negative" feel to it

Do you want to get married?

>>220779409
Post it

>>220779427
yeah

>>220779427
I'm ok with either getting married to the right person or staying single
What I won't do is settle for someone I'm not truly compatible with on a deep level.

i'll marry anyone itt

>>220779416
Irony is like something comes to pass which negates something in a way thats humorous. Like the Oedipus story, that's ironic

>>220779435
Look up Paulina Porizkova

>>220779497
Is canada that bad?

>>220779427
no

>>220779497
Hey

I LOVE HENTAI
I LOVE JERKING OFF TO NAKED ANIME GIRLS DRAWN BY FAT SWEATY JAPANESE MEN

>>220779517
>Czech
Why are they such massive whores?

>>220779560
I used to get bothered by this but I figure it's no different than realizing hot girls came out of fat sweaty men's balls

>>220779560
Yeah so what

>>220779592
Pornochio, if you will

The great debate: Is it gay to jerk off to lesbian porn?

I can't jerk off to hentai or anime. I need real pics/vids

>>220779625
no

>>220779625
No but it's trans coded
Reminder "trans lesbians" are straight men

>>220779625
yes

Posting idea: big boobs and asses

>>220779625
of course not
>>220779633
I don't feel anything if it's not a real woman, don't get how people jerk of to AI

Keep lecturing people about places you've never been to

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Lost out on being my best friend's best man at his wedding after I told him they when I would do my speech I was going to quote that priest from The Princess Bride.

>>220779681
>don't get how people jerk of to AI
I get turned on by "context" as much as I do the woman being attractive. I like story and build up in porn so for that reason a good hentai is more real to me than live action "woman fucks the plumber" type shit

Business idea: stop being an incel somehow

>>220779709
no

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>>220779560

>>220779717
>I like story and build up
You're female brained

>>220779711
He sounds like a bih anyway

>>220779718
literally impossible

>>220779709
Still seething that you live in a failed narco state huh

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>>220779625
Hmm... on one hand, there is no male present. Therefore you are jerking off to exclusively women. Which makes it not gay.

On the other hand, you are jerking off to two women having sex. Which is gay sex. It's gay to jerk off to gay sex.

We need an expert gooner to answer this.

>>220779625
Jerking off is gay if your not doing the mysterious stranger

>>220779758
I'm a sophisticated balance between both gender spectrums. You probably jerk off to "big tits" like a caveman

>>220779727
Why not?!
It's fun

it's only april and I've got multiple wasp queens flying around looking for a place to build a nest, the abandoned property next door probably has a mega nest and is spawning multiple queens
those things give me nightmares

>>220779781
>failed nacho state
so the nachos lost?

>>220779802
dunno

You know whats fucking crazy? If you don't approach women that is it, you're just an incel forever alone and your lineage dies with you, that is all it takes, it's that easy

Looking to buy a house and my dad told me to make sure I get a gararge so I don't have to worry about cleaning snow off my car, good advice.

>>220779781
Do it with California or a european country now

>>220779854
California mogs mexico

Im not a fan of cruelty and injustice

>>220779876
Who doesn't mog Mexshitco?

>>220779889
Cruelty and injustice against my enemies
Kindness and justice for my frens
Simple as

>>220779889
you sound like a woman

>>220779854
Many Americans and Canadians have ackchually visited Mexico and Europe THOUGH

everyone supports the death penalty till the glowies execute their dog

Saw a woman wearing leggings lying face down in the grass with her ass up at the park without a towel or anything. I thought she was drunk or on something but then she just got up and walked out fine. Wonder what that was about.

>>220779944
yoga?

>>220779944
Women are solar powered and the panels are located on their ass

>>220779819
Donate some sperm. Your family name might die with you but evolutionarily your genes will live on.

>>220779896
Its not terrible geographically

>>220779975
She was just lying on her face for at least 5 minutes though

>>220779933
I know I see them everyday

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>>220779980
Brazilians are American sperm ONLY

You fat fuck

Reminder to thank Yahweh for creating big boobs everyday.

Jason left because he's trans and staying here would upset him too much because he knows nobody would take his transition seriously

¿quires sexo con yo? por favor...

Maybe one day Jason will accomplish his dream of being a high school Japanese girl

>>220780066
He actually hung himself. After him mom was raped to death he realized he'd be turned out onto the streets. There was a local newspaper article about it, tragic stuff

Tobacco is probably the most overrated drug ever

You guys need to stop obsessing over Jason, he's gone, just let him go...

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Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars

Just unloaded some poop

>>220780092
It's hanged not hung nigger

Jason volunteered to join the Ukranian army then died stepping on a landmine 25 minutes after being deployed

>>220780171
Past tense is hung retard.

>>220780174
They probably saw how worthless he is and sent him and others like him out to clear the way of mines

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LET ME SEE WHAT SPRING IS LIKE ON JUPITER AND MARS

>>220780094
Cigars are really nice thougever

Can I get one of you guys to massage my thighs just below the buttocks

Slept until almost 6pm award

>>220780299
Okay

>>220780299
*raises hand*

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me

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>Captchas fucked up for days
>when it finally starts working properly I'm no longer range-banned
The ACCKKKKKS are worth it on this site

>>220780455
Pic is literally me except my lumberjack is green

Slob maxxing, no shaving + greasy hair aiming for that gross slob look

When I hear badass speakers it makes me smile. Have you ever experienced this feel?

>>220780542
Blud just heard an AI translated Hitler speech and thinks he's that nigga

>>220780516
Jason...

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>As of April 2026, 60% of Americans view Israel unfavorably, a sharp increase from 53% in 2025 and a substantial rise since 2022.
>A Pew Research Center survey reported that 28% of Americans hold a "very unfavorable" view of Israel, a figure that has nearly tripled since 2022.
Hmm... how inconvenient...

>>220780571
It was Crosby stills and nash coming out of Klipschs actually kek

I am out of weed and I am not buying more. I’m gonna try to be a real boy for a little while instead of a ghost inside a dream.

>>220780645
Jews really dropped the ball these last couple years

Bet I have more microplastics in my balls than all of you

Arabs act quite Jewy tbhdesuyo

>>220780701
Hmmm maybe. Let’s taste each other’s cum to find out for sure. Let’s have gay sex and cum tasting to taste each other’s cum from the sex.

>>220780716
Canadian Jason. Jáson.

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Serbians look like Disney princes

>>220780779
>Jáson.
What am I? Fucking French? I guess that makes sense actually. The French are pretty gay.

>urgently hiring
>often responds in two days
then somehow when i apply I get no response in months, not so "urgent" is it then

>>220780826
Luka is Slovenian

>>220780826
I think eastern europeans look vaguely sinister somehow

I have been irrevocably damaged by feminist propaganda.
I've been told all my life that women are just as good as men, and now I have it set in my soul that I won't date a woman who can't improve on my life in some capacity.

/cum/ high-school AU

Caseoh's not liking this Subliminal game

>>220780902
I hope I get to be a chad jock this time around.

>>220780886
This. I used to think all Eastern Europeans were jewish and jewish people were a significant portion of the populations comparable to xtians and muslims

>>220780959
I'm going to hang you on the flag pole by your underwear

Three cans of sodie pops down the gullet

>>220781004
Not my tighty whities!

cant trust people desu

deluding myself into thinking i might have rabies again

Reading a thought provoking academic paper on how LLM reproduce White racial hierarchies. Glad tax payer money goes to this

Where's Lattrell Shaequon Bartulomus and his amazing amazon screenshotting abilities?

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I'm the prettiest girl in /cum/

>>220781057
we better import more jeets and sudaca so they can impose their own caste systems right below the kikes who live here

Pretty sure you only need 10% of the population to get whatever you want rolling, but it's probably 9% or 8% with how strong brainrot is these days

eating the poedin

>>220781125
Where you get these numbers?

>>220781152
up his arse

>>220781152
We made them up

im diabetesmaxxing my insulin gains

>>220781006
That's a lot of sugar

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>>220780194
Idiot. It has a different conjugation when it's a person being hanged.

I have 14 boxes of cereal

How old were you when you stopped sleeping with a stuffed animal(s) in your bed?

>>220781232
69

>>220781232
23

>>220781232
if you did that at any point you're gay

>>220781232
i try to repress all my memories of childhood because i was terribly unhappy

>>220781091
Hnnnnng

>>220781232
Some age yet to come

>>220781270
*Hugs*

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Cameron Winters is dating my whyfoo

>>220781232
You leave Tim the Snorlax alone cunt!

>>220781302
i'm uncomfortable being touched

>>220781314
What the hell I have a pokemon plushie too

>>220781314
Snorlax is like 1000 lbs so I’ll never be able to move him anyway.

I don't think momberg is making food tonight

>>220781331
maybe i can rape you to get you over your fears

>>220781346
Motherstein made roast and potatoes tonight but I'm not really hungy

What do you order from Starbucks?

>>220781346
You must hunt raccoons like your forefathers

>>220781354
you're too much of an effete little macaque to rape me

>>220778389
theyre intresting but like not intresting enuff to follow

like theres nuffink unique here

its just microtonal king gizzard lizard mixed with khruainghbin and beyond the novelty of the weird guitar sound, microtones, loop pedals and chaotic riddims its actually very one-dimensional emotionless music

so yeh its nice to see put on once in a while

but its like not good enuff to be a proper fing i actually properly like

>>220781370
I have never ordered from Goybucks. I did wait inside one at an airport once thougheverbeit

>>220781370
I like chai but there's like a 70% chance they fuck it up and it just tastes like slightly flavored milk

>>220781370
Coffee Frappuccino

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pork was on sale so i bought some carrots, green onions, yams, celery, mushrooms, and onions to try to make a stew out of it. havent tried this combination of ingredients before so i hope it ends up okay. everything is so expensive, even making your meals from raw produce should be enough food for at least a couple days if we make sure to eat it with rice but it was still 60$ for groceries with a couple other things like bread and a rotisserie chicken
its getting crazy out there.

>>220781313
fuck off

no way

like im convinced

sum celebs say to they dating but its relly just like a psyop to get more like media presence

like remember when sabrina carpenter and fucking whats his name wrre dating

barry keoghan

>>220781370
I'm too socially low and poor for those places, I gave them a go when I was younger to feel better about myself, but as I got older I started cringing at myself for bitting into the image.

>>220781370
Pup cup! *starts barking*

>>220781417
odd, i bought the usual milk, eggs, and chicken today and it was all on sale for below the usual price.

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corr gud post brekkenburgh pooberg dat was

>>220781376
huntin alyssa liu's asshole and executin' the inseminationberg (inna legally consensual manner)

I want to be a burden and net negative to society

>>220781475
dude thats my girlfroend your talking about

>>220781444
>barry keoghan
He's kinda cute no homo

>>220781481
this fella wants to be brown

>>220781377
Got 'im

>>220781232
never did as far as I know

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>>220781456
its probably because i live out of the way and my area might be more susceptible to fuel costs. That or the super market has a monopoly and is gouging.

>>220781370
i only go to tim horton's

it isnt very likely that i would get rabies inside my apartment but symptoms can take months to appear and by then you're already dead

The only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing

>>220781635
and shutting the fuck up

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>>220781611
it's going to be alright
>>220781635
thats pleb shit. socrates was great but aristotle was the greatest mind of all time and understood much.

I am very fond of women's sexy bodies
Not so fond of their opinions and thoughts

>>220781635
I know a few things.

The government must be destroyed by any means necessary

>>220781405
you've said this before

There's this squat goblin faced mexican at work who wears the same clothes every day. Today he had this edge tab open on his second monitor with a red skull and black background and a quote that said
>The latin phrase momento mori means "remember you will die" and is a reminder of human mortality...
ect. I didn't read the whole thing. I just thought it was funny as shit that he had it up and clearly wanted people walking by to see it and think how badass he is

>>220781783
You wouldn't say any of this to his face whiny pussy cumskin sit your ass down

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CExygD1iEu0

I must be the only person in Canada who doesn't like camping

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>>220781783
i bought that death clock vsauce sold in his video like a year ago and i still havent gotten it. what the fuck, michael?

>>220781838
You're the only person in the world who's interested

>>220781838
Probably not, camping kinda sucks

I want to go camping

Mom called the Nintendo 64 a Nintendo 69

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Had weird sex dreams again award

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>>220781868
imagine if instead of camping you had an empty room and brought furniture to hang out with and you stayed in there gaming for multiple days

I don't like rod stewart

Evens and I break my alcohol fast and wet my whistle tonight
Odds I carry on

>>220781928
EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY DON'T IT

I dream about animalistic sex with a slim black girl but then wake up and remember they're all obese cows in the usa

>>220781978
some of the african girls you see in the netherlands got you thinking things

>>220781978
sad frog

>>220781978
OMG just like Olandria

One of my favorite xitter shitposter got doxxed

>>220782028
brown status?

Had 2 breakfast essentials and 2 peppermint patties for dinner

Why people in the United States, Mexico and Canada can speak English fluently, hold decent conversations in Spanish or at least have a working knowledge of the language, but no one seems to know more than a few words in French? Is like no one bothers to learn French these days.

>>220782042
Even worse he's a ginger

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>>220781978
my 3 black sisters are all slim and black thoughevermuch?

>>220782050
only the spics can speak spanish.
no one speaks french b/c there is no economic utility or decent media in it

>>220782073
why are you black?

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>>220782067
whats wrong with being a ginger?

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why is everything so grim?

Crash bandicoot was a good game

>>220782073
can you hook a white boy up

>>220782050
Weird to lump in Canada with Spanish speakers. Not many people can speak it here. You are far likelier to meet a Francophone than a Spanish speaker. But why would Americans or Mexicans need to learn French? It's no longer the ultimate language of culture and there's no major institutions that need French. We Canadians are still taught French to at least an elementary level because the Quebecois stipulated it as part of the country's cultural fabric to join the country.

>>220782104
people don't find meaning in life, are too poor and/or badly socialized to be distracted by having kids, the surrogate activities people know about are getting worse, and social cohesion is getting worse b/c of diversity

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Jason and Brian are characters I have retired. I have about 5 more /cum/ personalities

>>220778389
Mogged by what Quebec's own people were doing 50 years earlier. No stupid gimmicks here either, just pure beauty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Yu0ZXXamdI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nKy5pX4VLk

>>220782099
predominantly sub-saharan african ancestors
>>220782137
they're taken i think. they also don't really like white people

>>220782050
French is one of the basic bitch common languages even schools in the deep south offer but once you realize nobody is impressed by it and it has no utility most people just let it lapse

wound up licking my own shit again off my fingers.

I am working towards obtaining my PhD in Jeetology, and have decided for my thesis to be on studying the phenomenon of jeets all wearing light blue button up shirts and grey pants

>>220782085
I mean, Quebec is there, but what I mean, outside of Quebec, people would rather learn English, Spanish or even Portuguese before French. They don't know anything of the language besides oui or bonjour or monsieur. They can't even hold a conversation like they could with English or Spanish.

>>220782139
That's kind of what I mean. You get taught French because Quebec and Ontario entered in negotiations to ultimately hold Canada together, and that means learning basic French.

But outside of Ontario, the rest of Canada would rather learn another language than improving their French and becoming fluent on it.

Since knowing French alongside English is a requisite for going into government positions, wouldn't that mean that people from Quebec would have far more representation and influence in the Canadian government despite their population size?

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>>220782186
That's DISGUSTING

>>220782173
>they also don't really like white people
thats because they haven't experienced BWC, something I can provide

>>220779644
lesbians are natural and beautiful. faggotry and troons are not. it is proven that lesbianism is a natural beautiful thing that happens within women. faggotry and troons are disgusting

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Dasha Nekrasova has been named as one of the 100 most influential people of 2026 by TIME Magazine.

>>220782227
She needs to stop being mentally ill and imploding, and release another banger. Midwest Princess is still the best pop album I've ever heard

Does anyone else hate ai?

>>220782217
Why do you care about this so much? Nobody speaks French here except for some boomers in Louisiana. Why would we learn it?

>>220782253
I don't have AI itself, but I'm really sick of seeing it everywhere

>>220782267
>Nobody speaks French here except for some boomers in Louisiana
And Vermont

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>>220782202
I'm striving towards a PhD in Wopology myself and my thesis is similar, why Italian-American men over the age of 40 wear the same vertically striped bowling shirt

Play with my pussy not with my emotions

>>220782280
It's obnoxious. I fear the antichrist is going to be AI

>>220781916
You know that thing can destroy a portapotty

>>220782050
>hold decent conversations in Spanish
No one does that other than illegal immigrants

>>220782304
I think this because Sam Altman is a j-word

For dinner, I had rice and beans with ground beef, sausage, an egg, and a tomato and lettuce salad, plus a glass of water

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pictured: (you) bouncing up and down on my fat hard cock

My ebay auction has gone up to $300 hype!!!!

>>220782354
Bodybuilder ahh meal

>>220782267
>>220782288
It's just that the importance between languages in Europe and America has been kept for everyone except French.

Spanish is important in Spain and Latin America
English is important in the UK and the US
Portuguese is important in Portugal and Brazil
French is important in France but that's it. Quebec is more of a small outpost than a full user of the French language, and it's not even an independent country.

Important: Is widely spoken and taught, has influence with their neighbors.

It's like France somehow missed on something that England, Spain and Portugal did well.

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>>220782364

>>220782364
Did you buy the Lady Gaga vinyl?

>>220782301
You have neither

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>nightmares
>wake up
>irl nightmares
aaaaaaaaaaa

i tell you, post nasal drip fucking sucks. because my septum is so deviated, my right sinus always has this sluggish little bit of slime running down my throat, and the worst part is it triggers my gag reflex when it gets bad. so i'll have to stop mid-conversation and wretch a little, then snort a little water up my right nostril. people are always like, "dude, are you gonna throw up??" and step away from me, and i have to explain, 'no, no, it's not my stomach, i just have tiny narrow right nostile snot chokin' me.' pff awful.

>>220782455
>and the worst part is it triggers my gag reflex when it gets bad
that was me 5 months ago and i was gagging at 4 am despite eating nearly 8 hours before.

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if i go straight to the movie theater after work tomorrow, i'll get there like 45 minutes too early. but if i go home first, i'll only be able to chill at home for like 10 minutes before i have to leave again to get to the movie on time.

I had a deviated septum for like 10 years and never noticed until my allergist pointed it out

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>>220782383
The French for whatever reason did not care for their American colonies

>>220782494
Stop somewhere on the way and eat

>>220782494
What movie are you going to see?

>>220782501
fuck that. the movie ticket alone is like $15. that's enough for one night out for me.

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>>220782494

i'll deviate your septum with a knuckle sandwich

>>220782494
What movie are you gonna see? I’m not even sure what’s in theatres right now,

>>220782523
I look like this and I say this

dont you think your gf getting fucked is hot? like not in a cuck way but in a girl getting degraded way is hot

>>220782515
>>220782529
normal. same writer and star as Nobody, which is one of my favorite action movies ever. I'm not a fan of the director, but most of my complaints about his other movies come from the writing, and he's not writing this one, so hopefully it won't be a problem.

>>220782557
that's why i dress up like a stranger and rape her every few weeks

Man I've got like no one to turn to right now
So here I am again
What are you guys drinking tonight?
What's wrong with you that you're here tonight?

>>220782567
Fascinating I have literally never heard of either but it stars Bob Odenkirk

>>220782557
That seems kinda misogynistic. I don’t want my gf or wife to be degraded.

>>220782567
I still haven’t seen Nobody but I like Bob Odenkirk. I guess I should see it.

>>220781838
Every single non-White person in Canada dislikes camping

>>220782599
Me

Huge fuckin spider in between the window panes

What do I do in this situation

>>220782613
>Bob Odenkirk
Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul fan?

>>220782629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3eC35LoF4U

Did you know snakes don't actually dance to the charmers flute, the snake charmer just plays along to the snake's rhythm

>>220782629
Keep it there as a little pet and hope it doesn't escape

>>220782629
post pic

>>220782629
Spray it with window cleaner

Camping is only fun when you're a kid. After that it's a big hassle to get everything together and set up then packed in when it's time to go home. Rather just go on a day fishing trip tbqh.

>>220782690
I've never been camping my parents are city slicker sissies

>>220782690
camping is always fun

>>220782707
youre brazillian though camping is just like daily life for you

Female teachers are the reason why everything is so raped and women are going extinct now. They are soldiers of death as doctors are. Murderous boy hating envious losers. They are there to rape your childhood.

>>220782599
kek based

>>220782740
Sorry you failed algebra

i failed algebra like 3 times

How about palgebra and you learn how to make friends

>>220782629
defcon 1

I hate the sun

>>220782404
Cid vela?

>>220782796
Same. I hate how that's how we're supposed to get sleepy too because I can't sleep

I support ultra processed foods

When you get badly traumatized as a childs you become “the scared man” and then you don’t want to do anything.

Clavicular will simply be quitting meth now that his life is going bad. A notoriously easy to quit substance that most people report they can quit whenever they want

>>220782758
thought terminating cliche'd that anon to death

>>220782824
I got badly traumatized as an adult thougheverbeit

Clavicular is based.

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>>220782740
True

Make a new one, >She said: "I saw that shirt, you're in a band called Anal Cunt"
.>And she was crying...

>>220782852
Are you ok now?

>>220782824
Trauma is a pseudo science. If you aren't a bitch, you don't get trauma

>>220782854
That tard is gonna end up dead before he's 30

my ex gf would always say things like "oh my god your dick is so much better than my ex and you make me cum so much harder than he ever did" like thanks but you could say that without the ex
i wonder if shes saying the same to her new bf

>>220782902
Who wants to live past 30 anyways

>>220782894
Have some compassion

>>220782915
Compassion is a pseudo science

>>220782891
Nod really. I am an alcoholic

Women are beings that receive dick. Kind of boggles the noggin

never understood genuine sexism. not that im above making fun of women i just think the idea of genuinely hating every woman on earth is really funny