>>220783018
True, also how tf is a man so weak he cant just push a girl off. unless it's like some kind of amazonian jungle girl thats ripped the physics of it just don't add up

File: file.png (1.1 MB)

1.1 MB PNG

The Titanic will hit the iceberg in about five hours

>>220783013
sexo

>>220783037
i used to lose fights against my little sister because i weighed less.

>>220783013
i fucked this bitch

Men get raped every day, mentally and emotionally

Americans have big, comfy houses, and big, spacious cars. What's not to like about America?

File: file.png (679.9 KB)

679.9 KB PNG

>>220783052

Roomberg is a slob and he leaves the balcony door open all night rather than simply use one of the fans we have. And so, as a consequence of his selfish actions, the apartment became a whole ecosystem of little creatures that are always crawling and landing on me when I try and sleep. I hope he moves away or dies or something soon.

>>220783058
Mostly the 150 mile round trip commute to work

File: __artoria_pendragon_and_saber_fate_and_1_more_drawn_by_nozawa_noko__4dfd30bda3a4317990a3a3160513d35f.jpg (129.6 KB)

129.6 KB JPG

>>220783058
our big spacious heads

File: no-i-am.gif (1.5 MB)

1.5 MB GIF

>>220783057
I am the one who rapes

>>220783058
Peruvians have sexy asian looking girls. What's not to like about Peru?

File: file.png (578 KB)

578 KB PNG

Imagine if you were in an escape room and the last question asked to find out how Dasha does it!!! You would NEVER be able to leave!!!

I think like a quarter of the trans women in tranny discord servers are cis women pretending to be trans for some nefarious attention-whoring purposes. They don't even just "pass", that's literally a cis woman.

File: file.png (841.5 KB)

841.5 KB PNG

OMG

File: 1669497131408151.png (189.6 KB)

189.6 KB PNG

Brown creatures in the thread trying to start shit again. Don't you have your own jungle bunny generals where you can talk about this year's nose bone trends?

File: file.png (1.7 MB)

1.7 MB PNG

How is she even real?

File: 1711136811666505.gif (2.9 MB)

2.9 MB GIF

>>220783119
Curious post

*FilthyFrank -I've Never Seen a Vagina starts playing*

File: IMG_7789.jpg (341.7 KB)

341.7 KB JPG

Dasha is ugly

File: tumblr_52f1d7d999d822493b998e8c3e08a24b_55d1b05a_540 - pierce.gif (131.5 KB)

131.5 KB GIF

>>220783060

Made glizzys in croissant bun with asiago cheese and cheese curds

Once a fly landed on my dick while i was jerking it, i hope it was a girl fly

Niggas be saying they life a movie and what not. I always been saying my life a Youtube Poop.

For a bagel that went viral

I would have sex with any race of women so long as she had a vagina
I guess i'm kinda cosmopolitan in a sense

File: Produto_Deliciosos500g.png (295 KB)

295 KB PNG

Had some cheese crackers (?) and a glass of milk before bed

>>220783147
>we need you to come back for one last job

>>220783177
Sabrosinho delicioso aiie

>>220783052
>t. Adam Friedland

I went to kindergarten registration this morning, and when the Principal said "welcome to the class of 2039," everybody in the room gasped.

>>220783223
>everybody in the room gasped
Rude and nosey cunts

I had a dream last night that I bought a pair of $160 underwear on the internet

>>220783245
This dude thinks he's Fry from Futurama

>>220783259
Anything is possible with Trump in the White House

>>220783245
My brother asked for Lululemon undies for Christmas that shit was like 70 doll hairs

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-G9wra5H7Jk

>>220783058
>Americans have big, comfy houses, and big, spacious cars
Ha ha, yeah, we sure do...

>Notice girl grinning at me
>she says something to her friend
>now both stare and grin
Not sure if I liked them or they thought I looked funny.

>>220783268
>My brother asked for Lululemon undies for Christmas
Is he gay?

How about this humidity?

File: 1711646752275661.png (342.1 KB)

342.1 KB PNG

A lot of /cum/mers trying to force their gimmicks ITT, let's not do that.

>>220783328
No

>>220783310
My dad bought a big pot of land for our first home for 1000 pesos. 100 dollars then. That's not possible for me to do now. Everywhere went to hell.

Why haven't you engaged in incest yet?

I’m not taking my gimmicks off, I am Gimmicks O’Toole

business idea: keep pet fish in unused coffee pots instead of fish bowls.

my gimmick is anguish and pain

File: 1768655267994480.mp4 (3.7 MB)

3.7 MB MP4

I wish I born Jewish

File: 1711553643963391.gif (421.7 KB)

421.7 KB GIF

https://youtu.be/bbr60I0u2Ng
Listening to some boomer tunes about jailbait, what is /cum/ listening to tonight?

>>220783352
I have 3 brothers

>>220783373
You could bang mom

>>220783369
I wish I was born Jewish and that I could work at a bank or jewelery.

>>220783369
This the type of shiii the peethiopian posts

>>220783369
Jew looks AI-generated

>>220783371
Solange, the superior Knowles
https://youtu.be/Hy9W_mrY_Vk?]

total millennial death

>>220783401
Binz >>> that song

>>220783401
Bitch slapped Jay-Z so she's alright in my book.

File: 1715626292627924.png (697.6 KB)

697.6 KB PNG

>>220783410
Well it was nice posting with you gents, sorry I had t-

File: 319454.jpg (117 KB)

117 KB JPG

I look like this

goon mode on a stack with a mac

hello cum cums

Getting old is pointless. By the time I'm old society will have devolved into warring tribes and super elderly will be killed off, so I'd rather die before I reach old age

File: 1776387221812186[1].jpg (188.2 KB)

188.2 KB JPG

Damn took them like a year

File: 30bf5cb7-df7a-48c8-829e-b96d25d68bec.png (836.7 KB)

836.7 KB PNG

yehp

ive been playing darktide, i'm working on my zealot penances

>>220783369
Definitely A.I

>>220783371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxaM5ex1isc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJv2-_--EY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcEqU4Bmo64

>>220783449
isn't death crazy, you're getting older every day and eventually you're just gonna be forced to die and never exist again

>>220783371
I like this round bouncing toilet apu. I am currently listening to nothing but I will maybe listen to cool boomer tunes later

>>220783452
I like that one song

File: 1758240168029676.jpg (93.3 KB)

93.3 KB JPG

>>220783438
i look like this

>>220783468
I refuse to die

>>220783462
its obviously AI but thats not the point

>>220783477
I want to die right now

>>220783468
Death will be indistinguishable from never having existed at all, which is very fucking gay.

Got in a huge fight with my sister because she said she "doesn't like pizza." That's crazy, isn't it? It's like saying you don't like sandwiches, there's so many varieties that statistically you'll find at least one appealing. That was two days ago and I haven't heard from her since.

>>220783025
Very cute ad

>>220783478
>thats not the point
Which is what?

>>220783025
What does he want me to read?

I like pizza with a light amount of sauce, too much sauce ruins it

>>220783485
I hate pizza. My dad used to deliver pizza and because of the smell he never ordered it again and we weren't allowed to have it so when I had it as an adult (Dominos) it was doodoo stinky ass
10/10 best new mad

File: 1744080858644920.jpg (105.8 KB)

105.8 KB JPG

>extremely cute coworker said hi to me today
And just like that, I'm infatuated and crushing on her. There's a social event tomorrow, I'll definitely talk to there if she's there. I stalked her Instagram and I think she's single.
Literally just my type, a pale brunette with blue eyes

I actually like sbarro pizza

>>220783513
how big is her cock?

File: 1681549332373082.webm (1.9 MB)

1.9 MB WEBM

>>220783142

>>220783533
Mallrat food

>>220783498
That's fine. Everyone has preferences. But that's my point. You can get a pizza you like.

>>220783072
looks good for a 40yo

>>220783352
used to french kiss my sista behind the tv but i dont think that counts

What else in this thread smells similar to a tall stack of warm, buttery pancakes with plenty of syrup? Hint: It's Canadian

>>220783596
A stack of warm buttery WAFFLES

>>220783369
ye its obvi a.i. but its scaRy dat its only obvious if you familiar wiv a.i.

my sex is exclusively gay

File: 1744174992600584.jpg (31.9 KB)

31.9 KB JPG

>momberg sent me a video of a list of pick up lines I can use
I think she can tell that I'm having trouble dating

dog's gettin old anon. you gonna do the right thing when it's time ain't ya?

>>220783513
phwoar

not if i dont shag the life out of her arse first

legally consensually ofc

File: 1776374598572725.png (605.2 KB)

605.2 KB PNG

I look like this

>>220783513
Cute coworker used to enthusiastically greet me every morning. Now she barely acknowledges my presence. Don't know why.

>>220783634
You raped her

File: 1608016870854.png (89.5 KB)

89.5 KB PNG

American wypipo name they sons "Trigg" and "Hunter" and "Gunner"

>>220783634
She got tired of talking to a brick wall and now she's fucking someone with social skills

>>220783630
this is depressing

>>220783634
You didn't reciprocate and she now thinks you're an ass, hate her, or taken.

>>220783641
forgot to mention, but i'm a nigger

File: HEOvqNba4AAgPei.jpg (152.2 KB)

152.2 KB JPG

>>220783641

can't even shoot your bitch wife in the face any more

>>220783652
This is a troll

>>220783662
ok interbob

>>220783641
My aunt actually named her kid Branch

why did elon name his kid that i thought it was like a white trash or hood nigga thing to do

File: 1357742257.jpg (31.4 KB)

31.4 KB JPG

Me not working hard?
Yea right picture that with a Kodak
And better yet, go to Times Square
Take a picture of me with a Kodak
Took my life from negative to positive
And I just want y'all know that
And tonight, let's enjoy life

>>220783676
Should have gone with "Forrest"

>>220783688
He was dating white trash Grimes
Also, all white South Africans are white trash

>>220783688
Retarded made up names are no longer confined to negroes and low class Whites, everyone does it.

>>220783697
>all white South Africans are white trash
The White South Africans that aren't cucked are what Americans thnik Australians are.
They're seriously some of my favorite Europeans and easily my favorite European diaspora outside of the U.S.

>>220783697
>all white South Africans are white trash
Unironically only the Afrikaners, the British ones aren't, which is also why the Afrikaners are like 100x more based

Can still smell where i pissed all over the bathroom floor last year whenever it gets humid, i wonder if that dog smell eliminator would work or just make things worse

>>220783642
>>220783647
checks out

I'm going to give my son a classic name like Increase or Preserved

>>220783734
Ew wtf clean it!

>>220783713
>They're seriously some of my favorite Europeans
erm. afrikaaners have lived in south africa longer than whites lived in north america.

>>220783742
That doesn't sound right

>>220783739
Oh i did mop it up but apparently some got under the tile or something

>>220783641
My hillbilly cousins come up with the worst shit ever. One of their kids is named Tuffton.

>>220783691
Thanks for the inspiration Mr. Worldwide.

File: Screenshot_20260416_191036_Chrome.jpg (417.4 KB)

417.4 KB JPG

>>220783749

damn

sam

>>220783762
Haha awesome. I’m 100% sure they never played Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze so I’m not sure where they got it from.

I have never approached a girl or used a pickup line. Just seems like the kind of thing that happens in a sitcom or in a Spiderman movie, not real life

Finally talked to the hot African girl I always sit next to, went well. She perked up every time I started talking to her and she seemed a little flustered and pleasantly surprised. She broke from her friends and kept talking to me and only stopped when the professor started his lecture. Didn't get her number because the professor's a windbag but I'll definitely pop that next week given she smiled at me and said it was nice to meet me on the way out.
Also, I confirmed she's Ethiopian. My raceguessr skills are second to none.

talk tuah to me

>>220783641
White trash rednecks are not human

>>220783783
Good luck bro

>>220783783
Do you think her boobies make chocolate milk?

>>220783783
No one cares faggot

File: 1776391998206394.mp4 (970.4 KB)

970.4 KB MP4

Incels rise up!

File: science-fiction-futuristic-city-5qr81x1by5cyw9rn.jpg (413.2 KB)

413.2 KB JPG

present day europe if pompey and caesar never broke their alliance

>>220783742
>afrikaaners have lived in south africa longer than whites lived in north america
If you're a European outside of Europe you're diaspora even if the place you settled was uninhabited and you're technically the native population. Same goes for other ethnic groups, i.e Indians in Mauritius or Arabs in Indonesia.

>>220783745
It's not right, Jamestown alone is almost 50 years older

File: 20220716_152700.jpg (3.9 MB)

3.9 MB JPG

>>220783801
Boring
I prefer actual present day Europe

>>220783799
kek

>>220783799
based

i'm an incel, this vexes me

>>220783779
Kek

File: cmo06gt6c1mga08o3mh9pqz1e[1].jpg (395.1 KB)

395.1 KB JPG

Laufey is coming to Fortnite :3

>>220783807
you don't believe that, since you still refer to white americans as "americans" and not europeans

>>220783833
literally who

Underwear are shockingly clean despite the farts I was ripping all day

>>220783843
The greatest jazz singer of our generation

>>220783783
Good for you. Soon you will be producing mulatto chudlings.

>>220783833
I hate you zoomers for turning every online shooter into some bullshit like this

>>220783833
Who

>>220783438
Looks like pablo picasso

>>220783799
What a faggot, they aren't in anyone's way or being too conspicuous

>>220783790
>Do you think her boobies make chocolate milk
I like to think they taste like coffee given she's Ethiopian
>>220783789
Thanks man
>>220783841
>you still refer to white americans as "americans" and not europeans
You know that there's more than just one type of White South African and that Afrikaners are only a plurality of that demographic right

your jewish friends are scared

>>220783401
Good song. Very techno with that moan sample looping and the drum machin

>>220783869
It's probably staged, but I do hate seeing people make out in public. When I get a gf there will be minimal PDA!

>>220783013
Got so mindbroken by breaking up with her Indian ex that she became an alt right migatranny
There's something magnetic between Slavic girls and South Asian guys and I cannot fathom what it is

Or was that Anna
Either way same thing

any homo thugs in

>>220783886
>miga
She's actually a groyper who is literally sexually attracted to Nick, it's bizarre

>>220783889
>any homo thugs
They're here
>>>/tv/219800866

Might be going on a train trip with parentbergs to Miami on Saturday

>>220783371
The Modern Lovers
https://youtu.be/Kc2iLAubras?si=eO9XukrJWEUcShjr

File: Screenshot_20260109_214102_Instagram.jpg (331.9 KB)

331.9 KB JPG

>>220783894
Picrel

Just watched a video of an autistic muslim quickdrawing an antique pistol and blasting a cop while handcuffed in a police station

I miss half life 2 mods. Zombie Master, Synergy, fist full of frags, no more room in hell. No game since HL2 has had as many good mods

>>220783886
>There's something magnetic between Slavic girls and South Asian guys and I cannot fathom what it is
You have it wrong, a lot of Slavoid women just like non-White men in general because they have a thirdie mindset of 'foreign men = better'. It's why they go insane from seeing instagram and want to live in Dubai.

>>220783905
The funny thing is this text also applies to Trump for both very similar and very different reasons

E-celebs are my least favorite /cum/ topic.
I CANT IMAGINE A SUBJECT LESS INTERESTING

I'm a big gay for yuo

I like playing zombie escape on css, players got very creative with the maps and bosses

>>220783916
I'm talking about slav-americans and indian-americans, idk about actual slavs and indians

>>220783909
Fistful of frags is still around and I think theres a zombie master discord that has game nights

>>220783916
>, a lot of Slavoid women just like non-White men in general because they have a thirdie mindset of 'foreign men = better'
The men are like this too. Look at any Balkan or Eastern European general on here and you'll find a surprising amount of people that thirst for Black and Mexican women even by the standards of both Europe and this board

I’m gonna make you a girl

>play game
>10 minutes to name all 50 U.S. states
>could only find 40

Sorry if you live in a blank state :(

File: IMG_7804.jpg (70.2 KB)

70.2 KB JPG

>>220783920
What about real celebs?

I'm Jewish and I'm not scared. Should I be?

File: 1711390161020919.jpg (40.9 KB)

40.9 KB JPG

>>220783930
Oh, ok. Carry on then, idk about any of that.

File: IMG_8111.jpg (165.2 KB)

165.2 KB JPG

>>220783940
Captcha was so fucking annoying I forgot pic

>>220783954
i see my state :)

File: 1757851064718.mp4 (3.8 MB)

3.8 MB MP4

>>220783058
>Peruvians claiming to suffer
Let me guess you "NEED" more?

>>220783954
>being able to name Missouri, Arkansas, and Iowa but not North & South Carolina or Massachussets
Crazy toothpaste moment

Did anyone order diarrhea?

>>220783954
Montana, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Indiana, Kentucky, North Carolina, South Carolina, Colorado, Massachusetts

>>220783954
>didn't name Kentucky, Montana, the Carolinas, or Colorado
>got Vermont, New Hampshire, Maryland, Connecticut, and Arkansas
WTF
BTW you got AZ but didn't get MN, so I'm 50/50

Yes I'll come back to you no I won't ask where you run. UNDER THE SUN

>>220784017
Good song

I got all 50 states. But if I couldn’t see the map, then I probably would have forgotten some. Like some of those small eastern states. What even happens in Vermont or Delaware? Nobody knows.

>>220784017
So don't delay, act now, supplies are running out
Allow if you're still alive, six to eight years to arrive
And if you follow, there may be a tomorrow
But if the offer's shunned
You might as well be walking on the SUN

>>220784027
>What even happens in Vermont or Delaware?
Delaware is a corporate tax haven and has a huge Air Force base, idk about Vermont I never went there.

>>220784027
In Delaware the gas stations have port a pottys instead of real bathrooms

>>220783954
California, Texas, Florida, and New York (if NYC was called something else I'd bet most non-Americans couldn't find the state it's in) Are the only states I would expect most euros to know where they are on game like this

File: Newhart_(title_card).png (183.9 KB)

183.9 KB PNG

>>220784027
>What even happens in Vermont
It's a vacationland for old money New Yorkers. They even made a show about it in the 80s, picrel.

>>220783975
He has a better chair than me.

>>220784027
Delaware is where a lot of companies pretend they're headquartered out of, and Vermont makes cheese, maple syrup, and where Bernie Sanders is a senator

>>220784069
Was that a show with Bob Newhart? Or is the name a coincidence?

>>220784095
>Was that a show with Bob Newhart?
Yes, and it was megakino. I'd argue it's even comfier than the original Bob Newhart show despite not being as good, though it was quality until about season 5 when it became about another pair of characters who were Flanderized to hell and took the show away from its namesake.
The theme song is probably the most relaxing, comforting music I've ever heard for an old show. It's the audial version of warm milk.
https://youtu.be/OsP-dLguOMk?

File: Untitled.jpg (44.5 KB)

44.5 KB JPG

This is how chinese I am

Holy crap Lois, look! It's Sneakers O'Toole!

File: 1767038524398.png (153.6 KB)

153.6 KB PNG

>See WMAF couple on social media
>comment section full of Indians seething
Such a bizarre country, imagine not having running water or toilets but screeching on social media about stuff like that

>>220784116
How is it possible that you have seen so much Bob Newhart? Are you 1000 years old?that is some nice theme music though. I love the theme music for Taxi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DL8SGEyhZE

just watched surfer dude (2008)
bad movie alarm

What did the five fingers say to the face?

Elizabeth Taylor! Do you think it's forever?

File: 672007117_1292554859732781_4634032129761706773_n.jpg (89.4 KB)

89.4 KB JPG

Lol this is what zogbots are being forced to eat in the middle east rn

File: 1765807342351833.png (538 KB)

538 KB PNG

>>220783940
>>220783954
If you're not from one of these, you don't exist for me.

>>220784174
semen

>>220784180
That shit bussin' yall be knowin them otha militaries n' shit be putting beans on toast and shit no seasonin or nun

>>220784183
Why do you love the midwest so much? The s.w is probably the most similar to Mexico

>>220784180
If it were a square pizza it would be what we were given in hike school

>>220783996
From a European point of view, there is no reason to think about Minnesota desu, we just never hear about it

>no TV show named "Minnesota Five-0"
>no song that goes "Sweet Home, Minnesota"
>no iconic slogan like "Don’t Mess With Minnesota"
>no Wall Street, no Silicon Valley
>doesn’t sound funny like Alabama

RIP Minnesotans, no one even knows your capital…

>>220784160
>How is it possible that you have seen so much Bob Newhart?
I grew up in the Midwest and was raised by a Mother who was raised by the tv given she had an absent Father. As a result I was always interested in her weird, esoteric, Seth MacFarlane-esque encyclopediac knowledge of 50s-90s tv, and so I watched all those types of shows with her because I was interested in them.
And of course a lot of them were very good.

>>220784197
>Why do you love the midwest so much?
CIA TV propaganda. Also I couldn't spell Louisiana and Mississippi.

>>220784203
That's where Saint Floyd of Fentanyl died... the EU literally held a minute of silence for him

My dad just walked in on me and asked me if I was throwing up

>>220784203
>>no TV show named "Minnesota Five-0"
There's Fargo

>>220784203
>there is no reason to think about Minnesota desu
Bob Dylan? Prince? Coen Brothers? George Floyd?
I assume you of all know of these things but don't know that they're Minnesota-specific.

>>220784225
>Fargo
Fargo's in North Dakota retard

sneakers o'gock

>>220784223
why would he ask you that

>>220784239
I was referring to the movie and t.v show, not the city. The movie is set in Minnesota

Fargo is so kino, I loved the 1st and 2nd seasons, the 3rd is okay so far

>>220784239
The movie is partly in Minnesota THOUGH

>>220784252
He said he heard me throwing up and I had no idea what he was talking about

had a dream where all the women on the planet suddenly revealed they were just holding back this whole time and after a global bloodbath they cemented their dominance by making the survivors buy them nice watches

>>220784260
I think it is kind of overrated. A lot of the dialogue is kinda cringe. The movie is better

>>220784274
The movie is pure kino, but season 2 really had some kino moments

I want to be unemployed for life if possible

here's some boring information about my life please rape me with it

>>220784287
no

>>220784282
I didn't like season 2. I hate when characters would launch into some long winded monologue refrencing random bible passages. Just made me roll my eyes desu

>>220784255
>>220784263
Yeah but a Euro or other foreigner would presume a movie or show called Fargo is about said city in ND, not MN

>>220784284
*grants your wish and makes you a hobo for the rest of your life*

>>220784284
I want to be "employed" like politicians who do nothing but engage in hedonistic meth orgies and shit talk about on twitter do

File: vent.jpg (58.2 KB)

58.2 KB JPG

>>220784287

>>220784291
I know what you mean, I'm watching season 3 rn now and the bong actor has a bunch of quotes/storys he goes on and on about every episode. I can still enjoy the show though, and some even add to the show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsRRsDxCt5U

>>220784301
For me my power fantasy is being a member of the Epstein class

>>220784215
Yeah I bet they were. Certainly there were wildly different from tv shows today.

File: 1774019373275601.jpg (138.2 KB)

138.2 KB JPG

Brushing my teeth soon

>>220784360
lol

>>220784328
>Yeah I bet they were
I'm watching a gritty cop series from the 70s called Kojak right now and it's the only tv show I can think of where F. Murray Abraham, Sylvester Stallone, John Hillerman, Christopher Walken, Leslie Nielsen, Edward James Olmos, Harvey Keitel, and James Woods were all in one place.
Boomers have no fucking clue how good they had it.

File: 651055468_18089495975125866_6586651773378690947_n.jpg (106.8 KB)

106.8 KB JPG

Although she does indeed have enormous tits, I do not believe Annie Hawkins-Turner's claim to having the world's largest natural breasts, for which she appears in the Guinness Book of World Records.

>>220784360
Pedo-coded

File: IMG_7245.jpg (84.5 KB)

84.5 KB JPG

>>220784228
Correct. The state (not the people inside it) has a PR problem, because if an independent country produced all these guys, everyone would be aware of it.

>pic unrelated

>>220784373
Ew

>>220784360
CWC pattern on his clothes
Its over

>>220784383
In Minnesota all their sports teams choke and lose every year

>>220784180
>2 protiens
Ya I'm not buying it

File: MNtioned.png (1002.4 KB)

1002.4 KB PNG

>>220784383
>The state (not the people inside it) has a PR problem
It has terrible PR, which is great because it's one of the best states in the country (or at least it was)

File: 1774102988629137.mp4 (3.7 MB)

3.7 MB MP4

Love this new genre of black girl

>>220784385
It's an academic matter.

>co-worker just asked me to come in to work right now to do something important she forgot to do because I live closer
Hell no!

>>220784373
Boomers still jerk off to shit like this, it's incomprehensible

>>220784430
There really needs to be a Believer-type movie about Mexican and Black Zoomer Nazis, except it should be a comedy.

I got girls in line waiting for these arms of mine

>>220784449
Boomers in particular have fucking abysmal taste in Black women (Robert De Niro being exhibit A), David Bowie and Dolph Lundgren excluded of course.

>>220784370
You are phenomenally autistic but I respect it. Those are all great actors.

shit thread

>>220784446
Why do they know where you live?

File: 1756726620418128.jpg (39.9 KB)

39.9 KB JPG

motherstein brought up the topic of marriage

>>220784472
>You are phenomenally autistic
I am but the problem is my love of politics/history and film/tv are both locked in eternal conflict so I can never focus on either, while I still also have a sex drive so I'm always distracted.
I think I'm finally working it out THOUGH.

>>220784507
We've talked about our commutes

>>220784514
did you say yes?

File: 1775616710664837.jpg (54 KB)

54 KB JPG

>>220784554
>born again's unironically idolize this behavior

peanut butter and honey sandwich for lunch tomorrow

>>220784569
i told her to stfu and never bring it up

>>220784581
I bet your farts are tasty

What if you had a gf who was hot but she was really really into you farting on her face? Would you accept it?

File: stop-it-get-some-help.gif (185.2 KB)

185.2 KB GIF

>>220784590

File: IMG_7240.jpg (289.8 KB)

289.8 KB JPG

I’m about to feast on some Mary Browns. One of the very few bonuses in living in Canada

>>220784449
Not just boomers.

>>220784662
looks like your basic chicken

>>220784662
Looks mid at best

what the hell is this fucking "processing fee" when i go to buy a movie ticket

>>220784614
>she was really really into you farting on her face
Chuck Berry's wet dream

>>220784664
>>220784667
It tastes really good, shame it's 15.99 or I would eat it more often.

Imagine taking a big poop with your wiener

>>220784662
Also the online nutrition claims it's only 452 calories. I know it's just fried chicken but that seems pretty low to me.

What if she was hot but had a cloica

>selling stuff on FB market
>put OBO
>no one ever tries to haggle
It's mostly zoomers that buy from me but damn they are so anti social. Even when they show up they don't inspect the item or check anything they just seem to want to get in and out.

Alright boys lets do this
N

I

G

O

X

>>220784744
It originally said white

^ faggots

File: IMG_7237.jpg (174.9 KB)

174.9 KB JPG

My algorithm is a finally tuned kino delivery mechanism

>>220784759
Surely a cannonball would be sufficient to take out the killdozer

>>220784770
No

Fatness is truly obscene. How do you just let that happen to yourself

>>220784770
Jamie Lannister doesn't use cannons.

NEU!
>>220784795
>>220784795
>>220784795

>>220784788
Bad habits, plus some culturally ingrained stuff. People grow up being told to eat everything on their plate. Our country is full of overly sweetened and processed stuff, portions are huge, and we're used to bigger being better