ill post here

>>220798302
hi welcome

nu-/brit/ is okay with anime and frogs it seems

We shall recycle this one, lad

watching the film 'Shooter' (2007) and wishing for a Kate Mara gf

eating a very nice curry x

mong boys

and here's my long awaited zinger:

how can i find a trans gf at falmouth international sea shanty festival 2026

nobody:
rorke:

>>220800394
dont see your band getting signed with a name like that

>>220800383
She was so hot back then. Oyrish diaspora nympho

If I win the lottery tonight I will buy some land to keep a small farm and a small forest of sorts

you have to talk to them first

>>220800394
don't post your spankbang search terms here laddy

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The fabled burrito pie

"farmer's league" has always meant that the players in the league were farmers and part-time footballers but recently i've seen people interpret it as there being one good team in the league who "farms" the rest of it which doesn't make any sense and it annoys me

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suck on THIS, rorke.

>>220800425
well if that's the case i'll just not bother

>>220800425
this is the key fact that so many lads miss

why dont gay men just have sex with trans women
they call themselves women but they dont act like women and they never look like women even after surgery so if the gays get with the trannards they could expand their dating pool

>>220800408
scrim

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAA5ClIvrFI

>>220800458
trannies are weird autists
gay men are giganormies

start with hell

think my gay french teacher fancied me in school

the elite don't want you to run through the lincoln tunnel

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>>220800443
looks good. But that edge is nice a crispy perfect for some dipping sauce

going to eat a weed gummy and get in the bath that is my plan

know a cute australian girl who has a slight brown tinge to her
I assume she must be part-abo right?

>>220800500
my spanish teacher was actually from spain and could barely understand english and would hit kids

Things woke took from us: changing man of the match in football to player of the match

>>220800534
that's called a tan mate

>>220800525
/brit/s own matthew perry

>>220800510
I don't know what happened there

>>220800458
there's no such thing as a trans person x

>>220800125
No. Neither of my brothers are fat. Neither of my parents have ever been fat. Neither of my grandads were, my nan was a bit but died at 60 and my grandma was dumpy but only got fat as an older woman. She only got diabetes 5 years after parkinsons which largely stopped her walking and she never had a driving licence.

>>220800178
Over winter I cut down my eating but didn't do enough to change my diet or nearly enough walking. In late January to late March I was on wegovy starting at 146kg and that helped cut back my eating but gave me bad nausea and I still didn't do enough incel walking. I'd say from November to April I probably lost 10kg. I do think wegovy helped but I stopped it a couple of weeks ago because I didn't want the nausea for a few weeks of busier social activity. I think after this week that i'm away from home i'll get back on it again and really put more effort into walking now its staying light out and the weather improving helps

>>220800510
not only did he die but he also lose a lot of aura which is even worse

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>>220800505
cheers x

>>220800534
what colour is her bumhole?

>>220800534
they call us wogs in australia
wogs!

mumberg asking me for birthday present ideas over a month in advance

rincoln continental

>>220800550
landed head first with the other blokes body weight on top, MMA fighters fuck up that slam all the time but they're not doing it on concrete

dutch teacher let me finger her and she shit down my arm

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>>220800460

phoneberg alarm is making a weird noise like when you had a talking toy as a kid which broke and started sounding like a demon

Watching Season 7 of The Simpsons

Blacks built Britain

talking to a girl who is so pretty i cant believe she is fully english

>>220800534
Why are you asking us like we somehow have her genetic info and family tree

>>220800573
fuck up wog

>>220800557
Tirzepatide is the best glp1

>>220800597
don't be fucking a fry-up mate

>>220800576
mate you're not still getting presents as a grown adult are you

>>220800597
get her fucking shagged pronto

>>220800596
>Blacks built
Stopped reading there

>>220800606
hey now

Anyone for scribble io?

>>220800510
I'm not scared of getting into a fight. I'm scared of fighting someone who completely loses the plot and thinks they need to try and kill me over some minor drunken disagreement

fucking hell

>>220800609
What makes it the best? Purely results or the nausea issue

>>220800557
Do long walks no matter the weather, making excuses is how you get back into bad habits
I ran 3-4 times a week even when the ground was frozen over

>>220800580
you hear the one about the chinese godfather? he made them an offer the couldn't understand

>>220800623
HEY NOW NOW
SING THIS CORROSION TO ME

Comfymaxxing

>>220800615
only because mummy insists, it's not like I demand them

>>220800626
i could go

poomaxxing

>>220800510
did he died

i look and taste like the real thing

wogettes are fucking fit

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>>220800642

Pooscreamingmaxxing

>>220800401
none of your little reddit flag friends like you
they were all laughing when you had your little melty and got banned the other day

wonder if she ever thinks about me while touching herself

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L'AIMER TOUJOURS MÊME S'IL N'EST PLUS ICI

>>220800631
>someone who completely loses the plot and thinks they need to try and kill me over some minor drunken disagreement
Ktim.
I've gone absolutely caveman-tier savage when drunk and angry a few times. Thankfully I'm not that strong though so the worst I've done is split a bloke's lip open or something.
Been arrested several times for it. Haven't had any incidents like that since 2020 thoughever.

>>220800620
im trying but she lives in kent while im in devon
just doing video calls for the time being x

might play some pokemon lets go eevee in bed

My name is Rorke and it’s really nice to meet you
You’re poobalms have been recommended to me by some people

>>220800711
Isn't that the euro rorke song?

>>220800720
>im in devon
where x

rorke politely announcing himself to a new forum
leftypol immediately making bones with the old guard moderators

the point of life?
inviting your friends over, drinking wine and laughing your head off

>>220800518
it was okay and only took like 25 minutes to lash together so i'm happy
i'm thinking a breakfast burrito pie might be a winner though
some baked beans
mushrooms
quorn sausage
cheeky chilli pepper

i don't want any biomass in our country

i use brave browser now because firefox went woke

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>>220800711
J'ai la peau douce
Dans mon bain de mousse
Pas de secousses
Sismiques

>>220800772
Ian just entering without making a fuss

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>>220800751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL7I5tCwhhs
it's the i cry song

Haven’t been in a fight since I was 13 because I’m not an impulsive retard who resorts to violence over trivial nonsense

>>220800447
Delicious

>>220800783
that’s racist rorke
you’re a fucking racist

>>220800783
you say this yet you eat kebabs every weekend rorke

>>220800784
i use brave because scrolling on firefox is objectively terrible and i'm not messing around with fifteen different settings in the config to make it usable

>>220800633
I know mate. I dropped the ball over winter and hadn't really picked it up by the time I got on wegovy. I can have difficult days at work and unsociable hours that causes me to fall out of making it a habit, but it should be easier going forward with better weather. I'm going to walk every day at 11:30-12:30ish. Then shower and head to work at 2pm. Days i'm not working i'll take an evening walk as well.

Iannonce doing my fucking head in

gizza (you)

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damn what a come up

>>220800771
unironically not far from chudleigh but shant be saying more for i fear doxxing myself x

>>220800800
well done mate medal's in the post

>>220800843

>>220800708
Peng leng feet waheyy

>>220800844
only brokies would celebrate a rent decrease

>>220800632
Fewer side, yes. But ask a LLM why it's better.

gizza film rec

Got an 8:30 rez at Dorsia

>>220800445
the zoomers
they change the meaning of everything

ts no longer means this shit
now ts means this which offends me

I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what's 'it' seems weird and scary.

>>220800884
high and low
koyanisquaatsi

need a clue

>>220800871
true. i ask for an increase every month to keep me grinding

desu maybe I should be in an asylum cause I'm getting much worse

>>220800458
gays hate ugly they want nothing to do with trannies
gays would shag women they just hate vaginas too much to do it

>>220800884
a lad on here rec'd edge of tomorrow for me recently and i enjoyed it so that

got an 8.30 res at poundtown

>>220800923
fucking asylum seeker

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nth for the baddiedem

>>220800884
end of watch (2012)

>>220800923
or you could take a break from the spice
maybe

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>>220800884

>>220800923
you will be okay
it will all be okay

tell you what i might some classic csgo matches
esl one katowice 2015 final fnatic vs nip is calling to me

I genuinely don't think I know what my shoe size is

it's not even spice

>>220800884
mario galaxy movie

>>220800944
any of her arsehole

>>220800800
ive been fighting every day of my life. the fight to survive round after round day after day but im still here

>>220800884
mario film

>>220800923
or you could take a break from the it's not even spice
maybe

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>>220800923

>>220800970
im a 7, sometimes a 7.5

time to run the ol' batharoonie

>>220800970
i thought i was size 10 for like 15 years but i recently bought some 9 1/2s and they fit wway better

Checking the Cineworld website every day to see if they’ve opened ticket sales for The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act

>>220800884
Society (1989)

Got a 2:2 from the University of Life

>>220800944
wish she filmed better OF content it's really a waste of her looks

>>220800994
hmmmmm
maybe

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>>220800982
yh but I've not saved any misel'

>>220800995
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.4810819,-2.2362964,3a,75y,174.35h,98.74t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1suV0HSuBRihuQkT4dPf5wUA!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fcb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile%26w%3D900%26h%3D600%26pitch%3D-8.735969701049328%26panoid%3DuV0HSuBRihuQkT4dPf5wUA%26yaw%3D174.34524057572847!7i13312!8i6656?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDQxNC4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

really scary that there are two other devon posters here

hard to go wrong with sauvignon blanc

>>220800708
based Labyrinth enjoyer

>>220800850
i could be at your house in less than 25 minutes x

>>220800970
I'm an 11 but buy 11.5 or even a 12 depending on brand.

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>>220801037

>>220801045
>>220801054
meet up in torquay and ride the ferris wheel? x

>>220801050
for me it's an aggressively dry chardonnay

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ctZ0MuCFuk

>>220801078
don't want to get bummed sorry x

Is drinking milk good before bedtime?

Moved out of my flatshare with the Nigerians. Will greatly miss them talking loudly at 3AM and cooking food that smells like literal vomit

any kent posters in?

sucking down a garter snake like a giant noodle

>>220801098
if you're nordic stock it's fine
if you're roman then no

The last time England try to get rid of unruly migrants, it did so by killing all the Danes and then provoked the king of Denmark to invade England, kill many of its people, rape many of it women and then take over half the country

That doesn't really bode well for rorke does it?

>>220801109
haiii

>>220801100
when i was at uni i lived in a house with this indian retard who would scream at 3 in the morning as well
don't know why they do that

>>220801045
At one point there were three Exeter students here all at the same time

Er, lads, Elon's AI stopped helping me hack games to cheat online

/brit/ meetup at the union rooms :)?

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>>220801098
2 schools of thought

>>220801123
want to come maidstone harvester with me or play on the beach at margate

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>>220801015
its what he would've wanted drowning in his own blood as his son stands over him

first dibs on your arsehole

>>220801094
she's living her best life :3

>>220801078
sorry i'm a horrible ugly incel x

either you're in or you're out

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>>220801109
Medway mug here

>flatshare
holy grimoli

>>220801173
ktim

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>>220801030
if she were a wee bit lenger in another life she would've ben pickled up by an insta model agency

>>220801152
okay

>>220801129
Reckon it’s got something to do with time zones mixed with thirdies inability to be considerate of others

Need to wank but the thought of it disgusts me ngl

>>220801182
up the medway posse

>>220801182
Bit too local for my liking

>>220801098
drinking milk is never good

>>220801186
find this foid's mannerisms deeply unattractive

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the vibe

>>220801129
browns are low IQ and incompatible with western values

new zesty jesus video lads

>>220801193
I can castrate you. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ?

>>220801094
whats that wall hanging? What kind of woman is this? She sends mixed signals

Right, so get the scribbl.io game running then you lazy cunts

remember when we all toiled in offices? what was that about

>>220801261
thought that lad was getting one going as he did say
whats going on with that
its a fucking new baking situation

Long live the king.

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Well rorke?

ATTENTION MEDWAY POSTERS:
We will be having a meet-up in The Pentagon on Sunday. Please bring snacks and treats.

thinking about all the women i want to sit on my face

bath unironically takes 40 mins to fill
take the piss

>>220801289
i thought you was dead

>>220801261
good post
i will make one at 8pm if a few more people are interestesd

>>220801312
meet up top, is it still dead up there? Might be able to sneak into an empty unit

>>220801344
well it's a big city

Why does no one say spliff anymore

>>220801229
do you just post these because you enjoy people ridiculing you and calling you a sad pathetic runt, is that it?

Name him.

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>>220801363

>>220801362
Since the toy shop shut down it’s near empty unless the Chinese herbal shop and greasy spoon near the stairs are still open. It’s creepy in there. Don’t like.

>>220801366
everyone grew up

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>>220801330
same

I like the noun kecks
it sounds like doused with urine

>>220801366
because a spliff implies tobacco and nobody can afford that shit anymore

Is boss-eyed a slur now? Said it in front of my coworkers yesterday and they looked at me like I just screamed the nigger word

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>>220801363

>>220801292
they were the ones who fucking reported it

Maybe don't go running to the press and asking for witnesses if there's no physical evidence a woman was gang raped

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>>220801363
come on now

>>220801363
for you

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>>220801363

>>220801405
anything we said 15 years ago is a slur. we used to sing songs about getting retarded now you're ostrasised for using the word

really wasnt that funny or witty at all
a dire indictment of the intelligence levels of /brit/

>>220801405
Which word? Excuse me

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>>220801363
>>220801363

>>220801404
true facts. weed mong m8 left me a little bit of bud last time i saw him so i went to a shop for skins and baccy and ended up spending over £20

>>220801366
the half swiss lass at toil still says this because shes a bit behind the times

>>220801330
i wonder if attractive women know that every time we're looking at them (and often when we're not) we're thinking about them sitting on our faces

The saxon fella.

>>220801363
ROARING

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doing a learn

>>220801229
hope youre posting this in the hopes that /brit/ makes fun of you and you get the help you need :-/

they're shutting down the asylum hotels and housing them in HMOs now
rental crisis gets worse and thousands of potential rapists go completely unsupervised
this country's DONE

>>220801363
good one

egypt bot returned

Thinking about the Sixth Form oneitis again

>>220801478
gaffer baby

are you old enough for there to be a physical photo in a photo album of you as a baby drinking lager from a plastic pint pot on a hot British summer day?

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>7 exes by 22
why was he into her

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thinking about the lib dems again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwDsL3pk-lU

come to the realisation that light haired birds arent all that because unless they fake tan they often look ill

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hourly ghostie update
redeem your unclaimed (You)s now

>>220801524
still meet mine once or twice a year, she's married with 2 kids now and is still sorta attractive but not really

drinking holsten pils

>>220801529
yes

>>220801541
Get my cock up the wahey

https://youtu.be/78Y-1plYJuQ

>>220801505
Guess who's my father. He is meaningless.

>>220801564
which mental illness causes this?

>>220801554
dark hair with green eyes is the peak combination

>>220801564
fucks sake unban the lad all he did was make some obscenely early news

>>220801564
sup ghostie

>>220801566
Would actually rather die than orbit a crush who’s now happily married with children

>>220801513
There was a coach hire boss asking on Linkedin if anyone wanted to invest in his business.

Following year one of his coaches is in the press bussing illegals into small Norfolk coastal towns

It seems nobody gives a shit anymore so long as they can make some money

>>220801628
bit orange

>>220801566
Mine was way out of my league. Easily regarded as the best looker in school, though not the fittest. She plumped right up after her two kids

The Green Party themselves in their internal memos estimate that their own policies, if implemented, would result in approximately 3.5-5 million immigrants a year.

>no checks of any kind on people entering the country
>work visas require only minimum wage
>no language proficiency
>unlimited family chain migration
>immediate access to all benefits
>able to vote from day one
>25,000 cash in hand if UBI enacted
>elimination of migrant deportation capability of the home office

All this while also limiting house building to 150,000 a year. Not that house numbers will be the biggest issue if we're getting roughly 4 million third worlders entering the country each year.

If the Greens gain power Britain as a nation will cease to exist.

>>220801607
I'm not "orbiting" her, and I got over the crush all the way back in highschool, she's part of a circle of friends that get together occasionally

>>220801628
bare minimum for 30 year old young men

janny said to take a poll
https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVd4DxnO
https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVd4DxnO
https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVd4DxnO

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>>220801373
>>220801510
couldn't give ney fucks what /brit/ thinks of wa posts. just enjoy posting, me x

>>220801616
>nobody gives a shit anymore so long as they can make some money
Literally how it’s always been. Rome collapsed because the rich and powerful imported hordes of violent barbarians in the hopes of making some coin

>>220801647
oh really wow thanks i haven't seen this posted before

>>220801596
for me its black hair with blue eyes but unfortunately that combination is very rare

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hey rorke, give us a proper club choon

>>220801665
no neutral 'dont know' option
poll discarded

>>220801642
it's worse for me because mine probably was in my league and even showed signs of being into me but I was too shy to make a move

>>220801647
get. them. in

>>220801665
FREE HIM

>>220801696
*smashes on deejay alice*
get us another madri

https://i.postimg.cc/L4cGmp2x/20260417-205202.jpg
King charles III...

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>>220801667
Towa...

>>220801696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTjJ2_P5P4U

Scranning the stairs

>>220801667
yes yes you don't care that's why you're always careful to remind us that you don't care

Applying to be on the new season of The Dog House

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archaeological evidence of black pussy changing rorkre

that's not king charles!

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yjk

haven't seen heathermong in a while

Can you be Sad before 10pm?

>>220801771
do NOT click this

yeah go ahead

>>220801822
Yes.

>>220801771
alri

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>>220801775
baby

>>220801787
blud asked

back from the flophouse where i had a single hit of crack and had to leave because this big black guy came in and started blabbering on about jesus
there was a cute girl today as well but she was only interested in money so she gave a guy a blowjob in front of everyone for 20 quid

>>220801849
anime fans are all nonces

do you lads trim your bum hair?

Birdseed on my mind :)

>>220801856
>t. Keir Starmer

i can finally without getting banned

GRETA THUNBERG SEX ARSE

>>220801874
only if i'm expecting visitors xxx

QUIET
a crackhead is talking

>>220801240
i am watching this video and he does not understand the pareto principal

>>220801816
got blown up by hezbollah a few weeks ago

I didn't mean to.

All about those tossed salad and scrambled eggs

A Poem - By Me
Scream.
Scream howl poo roar.
Screaming.
Howling.
Pooing.
Roaring,
Nigger.

>>220801860
after quake 3 there are no shooters anymore

>>220801874
only if I'm expecting visitors (no)

>>220801904
MERCY

>zesty jesus is the konata spammer
nooo

Bye.

im gonna keep fucking pounding you until you're reduced to atoms

>>220801941

>>220801907
one of the best endings of all time
brought a tear (of precum) to my face

>>220801891
bit gay that

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>>220801862
sybau

>>220801628
pink vag sex sex

>>220801874
used to but I didn't like the chaffing and once I got a bidet I stopped getting dingleberries so there was no need to shave anymore

>>220801564
Screaming
DTFIC is so mentally ill