what beer should I drink tonight

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nth for the gyaldem

>>220798292
poo

food idea: burrito pie using tortilla wraps as my pastry and beans and that as my filling

>>220798292
poo beer

>>220798241
Yeah I’m in bromley come and find me

>>220798292
carling(poo)

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"just get it delievered"

funny thinl is i am drunk enough to actually do it

it's raining an i cba

(wrong pic initially)

remember kids, we're in the Itchy lot

>>220798310
lauren is so peng

>>220798322
Sounds a bit like tamale pie tbf. One of my dad's favorite things to make. It's not bad

>>220798339
i thought the point of the pope was you cant just ignore what he says if you dont like it
why even be catholic

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nth for the baddiedem

COME OUT YE BOKKLES AND CANS AND DRINK ME LIKE A MAN

Lads, Canslad is having cans late

>>220798377
christfreaks are retarded whats new

apu got genocided off the simpsons by woke

crazy to think the person you're arguing with also the person you're siding with in a later argument

>>220798363
corr 40p for a bag. get the sniff in

right why do i have to have a Microsoft account to install windows what the frck

>>220798388
kind of bitch that gives good rimjobs i can tell the phonetype right away

>>220798438
Cheers virgin

>>220798439
i live 2 minutes from there lmfao

>>220798407
The problem with religion is that no religion has ever been proven. God's existence has never been proven. I think it's better to believe in things which are proven to exist. Like the sun, and the Earth, and humans.

reckon i’d need at least north of £60k/year to consider neetdom, otherwise i’d go mental

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>>220798363
can't get this in cause I refuse to put any ID on just eat

>>220798388
KORRRRRRR KAIT big up her streaming again

>>220798436
Disconnect ethernet
Wait til country selection screen
Shift + F10
type OOBE\BYPASSNRO into the command prompt
Restart
Click i don't have internet
Then you can set up a local account

>>220798471
no problem shagger

>>220798114
been on the GTA Online recently, you can go to CJ's house which is pretty cool

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have to work OT on saturday, but at least fat tits exist

>>220798510
>type OOBE\BYPASSNRO into the command prompt
BRICK'D

>>220798409
The Simpsons began in 1988 when Indians immigrants in America were too foreign still to watch American tv and get offended over a harmless character. Their children and grandchildren were fully American, educated here, and became pissy complainers, like all brown Americans.

>>220798363
would rather booze starve than drink hardy's for a tenner. paid less for this bottle of Villa Maria Private Bin Sauvignon Blanc and it is fucking delicious

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>>220798368
trvke

>>220798486
no proof those exist

Rorke ans Gewehr

>>220798561
don't pretend it wasn't white americans who got offended on behalf of nonexistent indians cody

>>220798566 > >>220798572

>>220798572
why do you post trannies

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what's the verdict lads?

why are black women called ebony on no-no sites?

>>220798608
i'm overwhelmingly positive

>>220798608
trailer looked shite

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there’s hope for you lads

>>220798609
ebony means white man on black woman on no-no sites in my experience

Got the wheat beer opened
Got the google maps open

>>220798608
Demo was good, will buy I think

>>220798609
black generally means black male so i guess its to differentiate

>>220798632
Sugarmaxxing?

its weed and videogames for me tonight, was on the cans last night

>>220798632
so he grew his hair and changed angle and lighting
fascinating

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>>220798598


>>220798605
I don't

>>220798632
>johansson
>brit
Ok

>>220798593
Most lawsuits filed in such cases are brought about by jews trying to filch some coin, exploit minorities, while bashing their favorite targets again, whites. That's how American sports teams with native American themed mascots were forced to change them to something else.

>>220798632
What does the sugar actually do?

>>220798667
and he got tanned

>>220798583
Use your eyes

>>220798684
oh no anoda shoah

why yes, i am... 'arseing a poo'

>>220798697
fucking SEX off tae spaff lads this is it

>>220798700
wot if I’m blind

>>220798697
tattooed trollop

>>220798689
no clue :D

>>220798739
gp

just wanked a poo

to me, posting birds on here is both homosexual and cucked. i know you want us all to pull our willys out and stroke them. sick bastards

>>220798773
gayporn

British people are ugly and yet the most prominent actors are British
British food is disgusting even though the most famous chefs are British
Curious.

>>220798790
yep

>>220798739
You can feel the Earth, you can feel humans (yourself), and you can feel the warmth from the sun

>>220798802
>British food is disgusting even though the most famous chefs are British
im sure they exclusively cook british food

>>220798800
need to throat her cock

Is it just me or is mainstream music terrible these days

you lot excited for a green government?

>>220798800
those shelves and wicker boxes are from ikea got the exact same ones

get the slags posted
it friday

>>220798800
Isn't she a bit old to be playing nintendo

it friday
o((>ω< ))o

>>220798840
what if I got no skin

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>Wrinkle like the river, sweeten like the dew
>And as silver as the rainbow scales that shimmer purple blue
>How can beauty that is living be anything but true?

>>220798901
slags

>>220798889
I think you would be dead at that point

Language exchange partner is coming over in June with his sister, so I've got until then to de-incel myself so his attractive sister decides she fancies me
Commencing operation shagger

>>220798845
you'll never be a woman btw

>>220798901
i prefer normal tights to fishnets personally

>>220798850
>open borders
>tranny hormones for kids
>make it illegal to be a cis white male
it lush

>>220798901
when anglefrauding fails

>>220798931
what if he punches your lights out

Sunberg fucking shining right into my eyes

might have a wnak

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spot the single original band member!

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first bottle of wine didn't even touch the sides but this second is going down nicely

>>220798983
Wahey!

>>220798931
where he from

>>220798901
ugly blokes pretending to be birds is it

>>220798983
shaggers will pay

the incel fire rises

>>220798983
reckon that's a red

>>220799000
Bokkles

>>220798983
banter

people don't talk enough about how i made 4 shots in a row from the free throw line and 2 total shots from the three point line

>>220798989
Howe

>>220798846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRgHYWOtqqc

did some spring cleaning in a way that was lovely

right going to wank to michelle and her gf sucking each other off
back in 5

yeah i'm going to do proper food tonight not just slop

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>>220798901

>>220798632
longer hair looks so much better

I'm starting a band called No. We're the antithesis of Yes. We can't play our instruments and we hate music.

>>220799083
>her
>gf
those are ugly blokes pretending to be birds mate
you are a gay incel

whatever happened to girls wanting to get deep dicked? i reckon it was just a fad and it actually hurts their fannies

>>220799123
>t actually hurts their fannies
They actually like this btw

now he'll reply to himself with something about black men

just a light dicking for me thanks

yes I'm black nigga

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Doing a watch

>>220799098
Genuinely isn't that kind of the point of a lot of those bored and detached artists

>>220799139
wouldn't know personally more of an observer me

>>220799156
gp

>>220799158
Plot twist - it’s not

>>220799168
>wouldn't know personally
Well I do and you have my express permission to use my lived experience as a personal anecdote

>>220799158
bad form to put the answer in the thumbnail

you all irritate me

>>220798948
i'll do that thing where I bend over and present my bumhole as an apology

I wish everyone a wonderful evening

sometimes someone will say something smart on here and I'll be like daamn that nigga smart as hell

chicken madras for din dins get in my niggas

tenner on lucky dips this time tomorrow rodney we'll be millionaires

>>220799163
It's what liked rock music, the we're too cool and pouty to try aesthetic. Nirvana is responsible for a lot of that, but it's a misinterpretion by clueless fuck wits who can't tell that Cobain was actually talented and did try.

>>220799208
ah yes the rorke manoeuvre

>>220799098
would the antithesis be Far from the Centre or Far from the Edge?
Far from the Centre uses 2 antonyms but Far from the Edge is opposite in a geographical sense
Much to think about

>>220799185
yep it was a gp
>>220799208
don't do it ok!

>>220799236
more leftypol coded I'd say, he loves a good bumming

All the redditflag tranny spammers here tonight then?

>>220799220
for example?

it's not gambling it's a prediction market

cant see the gp gimmick taking off since it comes off as gay porn not good post

>>220799259
i give it an hour before we see the first picture of Ariana Grande

Noted paedophile yet inarguable musical expert John Peel hated Yes

>>220799279
its not a gimmick

>>220799265
It's not your post, honey

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wee jobbie cat

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>Those excellent glasses you like are going back in style
>Very many thanks

>>220799282
He deleted all his images so now this one >>220799306
(east ridings) posts them sometimes

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looks like i was right again

>Police investigating the rape of a woman by several men outside a church in Epsom say they have "not found any evidence" that the offence took place as initially reported.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyxp4q5k93o

>>220799286
also gave the floyd their biggest early radio support
incontrovertible, there's no need for the jury to retire

>>220799279
Could also mean good poo or general practitioner

>>220799282
he's already posted this evening

>>220799158
i feel like it’s not

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>>220799244
I'm a musician not a linguistics wonk

>>220799286
>musical expert John Peel
I remember listening to a bootleg recording of him playing Sgt. Pepper's a week before its release as John Lennon gave the pirate stations an advance vinyl and he was in floods of tears playing it. Floods! Tears!

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>>220799308
Lynchian

>>220798802
only british women are ugly

bought the renault clio, she’s alri
cheap little box on wheels perfect for my short commute (i literally don’t want to drive outside of it)

>>220799319
sup peekie

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>>220799360
>It's happening again
>I understand

i actually don't know what redditflag is and i've been too scared to ask

get the fags exterminated

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>>220799308
>>220799360
right well the ESTABLISHED timpeaks.webm has been posted for years but here it is again with my 4chanX random filename setting on

>>220799339
>as initially reported.

>>220799370
Horsebjorg update?

>>220799370
i also have a Clio

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most british couples look like this

>>220799234
I actually fully agree personally I love high commitment and yes Cobain definitely has commitment. But tbf I think these days bored and detached isn't so big in rock compared to rap

the redditflag to tranny pipeline

>>220799412
missus went with one on a jump competition and it went well so i’ve heard

Mental how the Jews genuinely just want good things for British people, the white race, and the West, and they get hated for it.

dont know what redditflags are. dont care

>>220799403
tim used to be asian?

>>220798901
here they are. the gay lads as it were

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>>220799226
remember the Just Eat chicken madras advert that featured interracial cuckoldry? They must have thought that would help them sell Just Eat chicken madras I mean why else would it be in the advert?

>>220799434
you know what it is
errythang i do, i do it biiig

>>220799414
nice little cars aren’t they

>>220799456
detecting some insincerity in this post

>>220799477
>remember the Just Eat chicken madras advert that featured interracial cuckoldry?
fucking no nigga

>>220799488
yea

get the adverts seethed at rorke

>>220799479
Gay black fellow gay black fellow gay black fellow

suspect is HATLESS

>>220799370
I learned how to drive in a clio they're decent little runners

There are more things there, than there are actual things you can see with your eyes

>>220799499
well I helpfully attached a webm of it for just this occasion

>>220799343
>also gave the floyd their biggest early radio support
Ok well as a PF expert I can't even dispute this. Top Gear (not that one), 1st October 1967, also Peel's first ever appearance on it
A rare recording, and that includes bootlegs, of Reaction in G

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEhLsYpc4kE


And for Canslad?
Never trust the women

>>220799546
don't be snide

hitler was goyimmaxxing and mogging jews

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OH MY GOD IT HAPPEND

>>220799427
Rap as a genre stopped being interesting or creative a long time ago. It's the equivalent of jazz by the time it reached the 70s, and jazz artists were taking loads of drugs and farting into their instruments making 20 minute abstract mong outs instead of creating music. Jazz rock fusion artists were making masterpieces however during the 70s.

ending my vengeance trilogy triple bill after the first one it was a bit boring

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SOS get me out of here NOW

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15 minute train ride. 9 miles approx. Sportsball is a racket

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>>220799605

actually can't stand watching adverts and don't understand how other people can just sit there and watch them without going insane

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why does he keep all his possessions on his tray? would he not be comfier if they were in a cupboard

I'm getting too old for this shit

my friend just saw my ex in a pub

>>220799633
'mies are barely sentient

>>220799623
>>220799630
why are you african

>>220799644
He's just playing it up for the camera

>>220799605
that ready meal you like is going to come back in style

>>220799623
$10 normally btw and when they got the event it was agreed that transport to the stadiums would be free

>>220799644
the darkos keep pinching his things
...bastards...
got to keep one eye on the pga tour open on sky sports on his puck at home and one eye on his gear

>>220799595
Fucking Hell, lad.

>waaah the goyslop tickets too expensive
don't care whinge on
it's better if things are more expensive so rowdy annoying povvos are priced out

>>220799644
timmy loves his kit laid out

>>220799595
any more p0rn of her

>>220799633
keep tabs on adverts me, usually when some sort of shift in messaging it’s through adverts and the sort
sort of a gauge on what the “culture” machine is trying to do/push

>>220799700
they're calling it the rorkiest post of all time

>>220799605
Diane it is Timothy James Byrne here on April the 17th 2026 and i am watching the Golf on Sky Sports with my excellent glasses

neighbour's got his fit daughter over

timmong raid

>>220799715
I like when they ramp up the military recruitment adverts whenever it kicks off in the middle east

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>>220799671
>>220799736

>>220799623
good

>>220799742
Get
Her
Shagged

>>220799595
thought she had a career ending injury

>>220799644
You can tell Tim is mentally-ill because he unironically buys the things he sees in the adverts he has to put up with all day

>>220799623
they can just walk there

grown ass man of 33 years of age gaining sapience

>>220798689
make you chubby and pudgy face

>>220799633
The goycattle are desensitised to it
Annoying corporate messaging is actually entertainment to NPCs, disgusting

>>220799751
recently seen an uptick in showing new parents, babies and whatnot which has been interesting
also ikea has given up and unironically did the “burgers?” ad

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was Amer right?

>>220799789
gp

>>220799772
another doctor said she's fine

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>The goycattle are desensitised to it
>Annoying corporate messaging is actually entertainment to NPCs, disgusting

>>220798363
you with the missus? Why you mixing drinks

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it lush do lods better than giving it to bookies two years off the bokkles

>>220799831
sc

mental to think that i'd have literally been locked in an asylum if I were born just 5 decades earlier

>>220799831
go away Tilde
suck Ebin's cock again

what's the most (You)s you ever got on a post?

>>220799623
Taking advantage of Europeans who don't know they can get a taxi to the massive car park 3x the size of the stadium.

>>220799831
right that man is melting someone should stop that

>>220799810
>pervert
always projection

the great replacement is real

I have a hidden disability called TMAU (FISH ODOUR SYNDROME). One day I stink of fish and another day stink of shit some people smell it and some people cant. If I never had TMAU (fish odour syndrome) I would have worked all my life never been stuck on benefits. Tmau (fish odour syndrome) is unpleasant and miss understood. In 2005 I was diagnosed by Sheffield university and one of the 5 great guys plus 1 knows some who worked at the university in 2005.

>>220799846
this one

>>220799846
made a “it’s my birthday” post in /svt/ some years back and got idk how many (you)’s

>>220799862
they great replaced me

>>220799786
that is unironically illegal

the great replacement? more like the RUBBISH replacement. that'd be more fitting I think

>>220799862
of course its real
but we're now at the "yes its real but why is that a bad thing" part of the white extinction

>>220799846
I only remember it was some random post which a Dutch poster spammed in every other general stating it was my birthday (it wasn't)
Got about 70 (You)s or something like that. It was weird

Poo pee

Lot of personalities have it out for tim, badly
Wonder why

>>220799846
like 30 something but it was a GET so it's kind of cheating. Had some double digit stuff for a few jokes as well

>>220799846
posting a pic of toby's caravan

>>220799846
this one >>212463230

pie is in the oven

>>220799595
https://youtu.be/iWfwQxvPvWA

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drip

GOING TO START MY NEW GIMMICK NOW

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dead country

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wtf

>>220799945
it pie night

came home with no leccy and my phone’s at 8%, it’s over for me lads

>>220799939
gp

>>220799939
he never really recovered from this one

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>>220799934

>>220799955
even if the podium didn't say, you'd date this as 08 immediately
lad #2 was basically my fashion sense that year

>>220799965
No that does not equal 65% of support you fucking mong cunt (you who fell for it and spammed the screenshot)

>>220799965
country of bitter resentful povvos

>>220800009
>41 + 24 isn't 65
okay rorke

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>286 days agos

>>220799983
charge it at the pub and get a cheeky pint

>>220799846
this >>220649462

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>>220799970

>>220799965
explain why this is bad

Bought a doctors scale.
>140kg, 22 stone
Ffs I hate being a big fat bastid. Typical norf scum looking. I'd probably be good looking if I could drop 7 stone.

>>220799965
the greens won't send any women to prison

they'll also allow easy self ID for gender......

>>220799846
No idea but I freaked on Twitter formerly known as X when I got 900 likes on a post. Only got about 30 followers and follow even less than that.

Too much attention for my liking so I deleted it

>>220800047
nvm it just came back lol

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

>>220800076
must be your genetics

Hey we can bring back Three Lions this year lads

>30 years of hurt

>>220800119
Is this your MAL account bio

>>220799965
Seems like a slum dunk for Labour. Claw some support back from the Lib Dems, Reform, and the Greens in one swift move that will probably be meaningless.

>>220800076
Me too. I've ordered a rowing machine because I really do need to make more of an effort. Incel walks just aren't cutting it

>>220800149
jewels we made still gleaming

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have a badd ass weekend baby

>>220800058
Fucking hell that would be no more than an hours walk anywhere except yankrael.

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Me in my excellent glasses eating a Grandiosa frozen pizza

>>220799846
maybe this
>>>/sp/153323855

>>220800207
>yankrael
HOWLING

Swedish niggas love posting mentally ill niggas

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>>220800219

i'm a mentally ill nigga

>>220800251
Scr

>>220799965
Retarded nonsense since the CEO will get the money through other routes which may well be harder to tax

start doing this

>>220800219
don't punish yourself lad. Get a cheeseburger

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sup crakkkas

>>220799965
must've carried out that poll in the local spacker hospital

>>220800319
roar

>>220800304
hi spaino

>>220800356
>>220800356
>>220800356

all gone quiet have you

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https://youtu.be/cQ4zKV1-5nk

NEW
>>220798283
>>220798283
>>220798283

REUSE THIS ONE, LADS

>>220798283
>>220798283
>>220798283

>>220800125
No. Neither of my brothers are fat. Neither of my parents have ever been fat. Neither of my grandads were, my nan was a bit but died at 60 and my grandma was dumpy but only got fat as an older woman. She only got diabetes 5 years after parkinsons which largely stopped her walking and she never had a driving licence.

>>220800178
Over winter I cut down my eating but didn't do enough to change my diet or nearly enough walking. In late January to late March I was on wegovy starting at 146kg and that helped cut back my eating but gave me bad nausea and I still didn't do enough incel walking. I'd say from November to April I probably lost 10kg. I do think wegovy helped but I stopped it a couple of weeks ago because I didn't want the nausea for a few weeks of busier social activity. I think after this week that i'm away from home i'll get back on it again and really put more effort into walking now its staying light out and the weather improving helps.