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How long did it take (You) to realize that anubises (or is it anubi?) are the best monster girls to exist?
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>>50642716
Cats are better in every respect, especially the purple ones that are prone to hijinks and shenanigans.
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>>50642722
>Cats
>Fish breath
No thanks.
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>>50642724
Incredibly rude of you. Katz are love
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Game update when?
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alt thread: https://capybarachan.org/mg/res/72809.html
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>>50642741
It is undeniable that the total radio silence is unjustifiable to even his greatest fans(us)
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>>50642909
But an ad, cheapass.

Advertising like this is against the rules
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What's the best way to shut her up other than lewding her?
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I love Ratatoskrs' big fluffy mofu.
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>>50643297
Jam an ice pick into your own ear drums.
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>>50643380
i just came here to post about how i wanna kiss ratas and you post about their fluffy tails. we are on the same wavelength brother
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>>50643297
>a girl that talks all the time to an antisocial nerd
The ideal girl for any anon?
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>>50593045
Contest entries
>>50640220
poll for voting
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>>50643422
One-sided conversations are a drag though.

>>50643387
I don't think that would stop her from talking. Instead, you're just gonna give yourself a bad earache.
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>>50643434
Should I vote if I never read any of the stories?
I'm tempted to.
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>>50643434
Remember to check the OP, you're accidentally posting in the /trash/ raider thread.
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>>50643434
I forgot about this. It didn't get much mentions outside of the very start.
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>>50643380
That tail is absurdly large.
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>>50643661
Pests here tried really hard to memoryhole it because it reminds them that real /mgt /moved and all they have is an empty shell.
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>>50643651
This is the only thread?
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>>50643749
There was another one but it got deleted, might as well stop the two thread policy
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>>50643738
But it was posted here. Almost all the writers posted in both threads.
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>>50642716
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>>50643792
>Almost all the writers posted in both threads.
There were three writefags who posted in these threads in the last few months, one of them even said he got bamboozled and meant to post in the non-vandalized thread.
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>>50643815
>Pic
That's the inspiration behind my "been thinkin' 'bout thos' sandworms" posts I've been making for years
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>>50643815
i like beans, even if it makes like shit and inconvenient for my poor crippled monster wife.
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>>50643863
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>>50643906
>>50643863
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>>50643906
>>50643909
Anubi are too good for this world.
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>Rata-chan when she remembers where she stored her nuts after losing track of her 19 other stashes
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>>50643753
Total /mgt/ victory. Capycucks on suicide watch
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Beezles are the most underrated girl in MGE
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>>50642711
Reminder that this isn't /mgt/ and the OP is vandalized by the same /trash/ subhumans who've been raiding us for 3 years straight.

The real /mgt/ doesn't link to Whorebortion Pozzers and the real /mgt/'s links are all MGE specific without needing to say it.

Somebody make a real /mgt/ (Monster Girl Thread) because this one is a /tacrg/ (/trash/ Abortion Child Rapist General)
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>>50644384
You don't pay the monster girl to have sex with you, you pay her to leave afterwards. A crucial distinction from the mge where you don't pay, and where does that leave you?
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>>50644384
They did, and the mods deleted it. No more dual threads now.
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>>50644384
Mods deleted the other thread because this artificial split is stupid. Just post about what you want to post about (which is hopefully monster girls) and shut the fuck up about it
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>>50644446
She needs a bigger shirt
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>>50642711
That exposed anubis belly activates my brain in many ways
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>>50644469
The mamono will always grow to fill out her available shirt space.
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>>50644405
>>50644432
>just give up and use my hijacked /trash/ leech thread
>the split is totally artificial dude
>just talk about hecking monsters girls
Vandalized thread with cucked slop that every MGE fan hates in the OP. Nobody except the subhuman vermin from the discord server that keeps making these vandalized threads wants to use it.
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>>50644432
>artificial split
But you are the one doing an artificial split, if having those stupid links added to the OP was so unimportant, you'd have merged into the unchanged thread the first time the vandalized one expired.
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>>50644586
>>50644587
I don't make any threads here, I'm mostly on capy. Stop replying to me with your offtopic nonsense already, I don't give a fuck about this pissing contest.
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>>50644595
Yeah sure you are, I'm sure the people who went there totally want to come over here to suck off Mick and co's diseased micropenises like you're doing. And you care so little about "offtopic nonsense" that you just keep playing defense for parasites who've been doing nothing but spamming offtopic nonsense for 3 years.

Makes perfect sense fellow totally genuine /mgt/ regular, no contradictions here at all.
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>>50644587
Kinda crazy these happened within seconds of each other.
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I wish there was monster girl sci fi.
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>>50644698
Sandworms in space! Spaceworms!
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>>50644698
Didn't Endfield just come out?
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>>50644735
i avoid gachas because I know I'll get addicted.
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>>50644735
Hypergryph's designs are so normalfag it hurts.
>Horse girls are just humans with horse ears and tail
>Snake girls are just humans with a snake growing out of their ass
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>>50644893
There's ZZZ for the likes of you
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>>50644989
ZZZ is a lot more adventurous with designs than any other gacha, it's great. Still won't play it.
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>Modern p'orcs
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>>50644921
I want to play with her toes.
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>>50645231
Would you kiss them though?
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>>50645273
The one in the direct center with white hair and a deadpan expression on her face. She's my spirit elf. I can tell just by looking at her.
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>>50645290
Good choice.
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>>50645236
All sorts of foot things, all sorts.
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Give me the fluff. I need it now!
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>>50643669
It is a MEDIUM tail. You need a tail with some HEFT.
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FRACTAL FUTANARI
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>>50645697
Go to bed, Losenis.
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>>50645700
INFINITE DICKS IN INFINITE COMBINATIONS
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>>50645273
Too many half-breeds.
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>>50645921
You're a half-breed
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>>50645921
>>50645955
You're both half-breeds. Now... kiss!
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>>50644384
Cry about it~
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>>50645921
Human boys can't resist the elf pussy.
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On my way to steal as many ratas as possible from the nearest park
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What we need is to do a power ranking of every mo-ma-no.
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Imagine... a monster girl in your arms Then you push her away rejecting her advances, she becomes devastated as you call her a filthy creature, more animal than man, a soulless husk bound by wothless desires undeserving of love. and she cries the whole time
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>>50646722
Sandworm >>> power gap >>> holsts, kikis, jabberwocks, anubis, lamias (all types) >>> powergap >>> baphos, dormice, ratas, p'orcs, trolls, sallys, minos, centaurs (all types), danukis, black harpies >>> powergap >>> pretty much everything else >>> powergap >>> siths, slimes, fungus, alps.

There's no need to debate this any further. I am correct.
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You are now imagining goth mommy spider.
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>>50646925
I'm scared of spiders
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>>50646935
Then you're in for a real treat with many feargasms in your future!
Don't worry. She'll treat you well.
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>>50646941
>feargasms
Not sure how to feel about this but the idea of a monster girl that orgasms through spooking is pretty funny.
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>>50646925
We had a writefag back in the day who published printed books about spider mommy dommies
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>>50646958
You and your blackedfaggot /trash/ friends posting in this hijacked thread don't belong to that "we"
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Wake up anons, the portals are opening!
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>>50647067
Don't make me get the flamethrower again.
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>>50647067
Nope, too moist for me, I could handle a realistic monster but she needs to be fluffy and smell of charcoal.
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>>50647067
I fucking wood
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>>50647270
>Potato alraune
>Lives mostly underground
>Pulls you down into her potato tunnels
>Roots grab at you
>Dumber than a sack of bricks
>Very kind and well-endowed
I just shudder to think what an onion alraune would be like.
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>>50647276
What the fuck is a potato tunnel?
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>>50647341
You'll find out when you marry her.
Potatoes are tubers.
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Just wanted to let you know someone here will Alp and we need to point and laugh at him when it happens.
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>>50647431
I will call her the thread wife.
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>>50647431
That would just get you last place in the bussy queue.
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>>50647431
I will bully her everyday. With love of course!
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I want arrange a tournament where every Monster Girl has to fight for my hand in marriage.
Then tell them a coo pro tip: I cannot be defeated.
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>>50647682
Two tails, twice the pulling.
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>>50647680
Never said they had to fight you for it. You just get carried away like spoils afterwards.
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>>50646958
WHAT!?!?!? Tell me more! My body requires mommy dommy spider bites TO LIVE.
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>>50647684
One tail is the decoy, and if you pull, it just falls off, allowing the nekomata to flee.
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I want tell cheshire she's very cringe and unfunny. Then once she's in tears I strike her, and rub her big ears and cuddle up to her calling her my cringey cat. Unkown if she will be crying tears of joy or sadness durring the whole ordeal.
Never let the cat make a fool of you, make a fool of her.
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>>50647867
>Implying she won't switch her tactics and do more and more cruel pranks to you
Remember, it's incredibly difficult to desmug a cheshire cat. And, it's even illegal to do so in the Cat Kingdom.
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Why would anyone want to DE-smug a mamono?
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>>50647879
>That tummy is unprotected
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>>50647879
>Walk up to her
>Grab a hand full off her tummy
>"wow, you sure like to eat. Huh?"
Let's see how smug she is now!
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I hate smug mamono so I threaten them that I'll kiss them unless they unsmug, but as soon as I get kiss them they get smugger.
Please help me deal with this! Do I just keep kissing?
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>>50647879
Stuff her full of delicious food
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>>50647956
You cracked the code, champ. You just gotta double down.
You can trust me. I'm a certified guidekot.
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>>50647963
I won't stop smooching until I smooch out the smug you stupid kot!!
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>>50647961
Voluptuous mamono hands typed this post.
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>>50647985
Nah I'm more of a fat-bellyfucker
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*plap plap plap*
>the noise made when a slap my hand on mamono belly
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>>50647919
Do not use this tactic on a sandworm! It does not work! Now I'm stuck in her mouth, and her smugness has multiplied ten fold!!!
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I start thinking about kobolds and hellhounds and even werewolves, and I think, yeah they'd make good wives, but then I remember, anubises exist, and they're better than all the other canines. So I just go back to them.
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>>50648074
Might as well be crippled with such paws, no thumbs? Dumb dog wouldn't be able to open a door, what a dumb dork!
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>>50648100
She magics them away to hide her power level.
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>>50648103
She's still a dork
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>>50648183
She's gonna be a momma dork
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>Be Humble relic Hunter from Indiana
>Signature Bullwhip and a desire to see artifacts where they belong, in a museum
>Got portaled to some sandbox, there is pyramids and all that jazz but sand dog women everywhere
>Rizz up the strongfatt anubite guard lady
>She quickly falls prey to that midwestern charm
>Jackpot you think
>She's lying in her barrack like melted butter after the deed
>Time to go return some relics to their rightful homes
>Exit the barrack and pow right into a high priestess sandwans tits
>She is very upset
>Black bag on head chilling in dungeon not knowing if day or night nor how many days have passed
>Get marched up somewhere can tell you are outside it's hot as balls
>Sandwans screeching in unintelligable babble
>Get pushed down to knees
>More sandwan babble
>Bag removed from head
>Priestess and Guardwan from before standing before a large congregation, still not sure if you are gonna get harmed but the Guard wan is wearing a pretty white dress and oiled all over
>Priestess looks at you very sternly
>Turns out this guard was her sister you essentially stole something from a royal family
>You are sentenced to marriage for your crimes, no more relic hunting because you found the greatest treasure of all
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What mamono are most likely to become LEMON STEALING WHORES?
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>>50648285
Cheshire
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Are you sure they are trustworthy?
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>>50648214
You forgot
>sleep on belly
Followed by
>sleep on pregnant belly

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