*flops his massive cock on the table*
how's that for conflict?
*smirks suddenly*
oh, you want to see more?
*penis immediately becomes even bigger so big it fills up the room and touches your nose*

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how much pio should i buy and how long/often do i take it, it's so expensive.

can I ask mmg a question about the behavior of a manmoder I've met

what are we the question police? who gives a fuck

I'll try again in the morning when the fembrained manmoders are awake my bad chief>>42501218

>>42501192
i put on my robe and my wizard hat

>>42501209
you’ve met manmoders irl? but just ask. either we’ll answer or we won’t, but either way it sounds more on topic than your average reply

>>42501222
I'm pretty sure she meant you don't need permission to ask questions

raping me

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>>42501209
you can ask me anything baby girl, you know that. now come here and lay on my chest, a man's chest yess that's right you're doing so well!

i could pass right now if i tried. but im too lazy. i have your dream in my grasp, and i dont even want it

assuming you look like a giga hon but i'm happy if you're happy

>>42501273
me if i could pass (i cant)

how do you stop manmoding? i started hrt at 14 and im 19 now. i feel completely stuck, i assume it's just going to be like this forever? my bf doesn't even pretend to understand

go take a creative writing class, please...

how do you stop manmoding? i started hrt at 4 and im 19 now. i feel completely stuck, i assume it's just going to be like this forever? my super straight bf doesn't even pretend to understand

sorry if you don't get ffs at 7 you're ngmi

if u dont get on hrt in the womb ur ngmi

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>>42498053 well if u didnt wrote this >>42401177 then dont bother.

>>42501315
who are you and wtf is your issue

i love filtering

>>42501315
>bc1qpdc27v9q3vr2djmca56yxc4p7yzzpfm6px282l
what does bc1qpdc27v9q3vr2djmca56yxc4p7yzzpfm6px282l mean? what's a bitcoin wallet

>>42501301
i also do this because it’s too hard to fake scroll on the phone after a while

>>42501315
why the fuck do you keep going back to find my old posts and then posting replies to them? those are both me. what the fuck is up?

>>42501322
i need to inspect it

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>>42501319
>who are you
self-hating agp
>wtf is your issue
my sphincter cant relax and a pointless mesh surgery to "fix" a prolapse which has just made the pain worse, so like i struggle to DIY.
>>42501330
saw sum posts like these ones
>>42102167
>>42425920
and i thought it would be worth trying.

>>42501347
are you just searching "crypto" in the archive and begging people for money???

>>42501347
so are you asking me for money or what? how much btc do you need?

have you not seen her last 5 posts? she needs sum money

>>42501347
>my sphincter cant relax
damn.. so you're like, really tight then? how tight? like from a medical standpoint? does it grip? do you shave?

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>>42501372
yes, because im a loser. (now with a ugly scar)
>>42501392
well, only if u feel comfortable with that, and idk, anything.
pinafag on discord if u wanna talk with me more cuz i really hate this captcha.

>medically speaking, how tight are you?

>>42501392
about tree fiddy

>>42501408
anismus, its horrible, at least before the rectopexy i was able eventually to evacuate (goatse moment), now with this i need to torture back there more, rn i barely eat and sleep ever since.

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>>42501174
i avoid everyone all the time

>>42501423
I spent a few minutes on the archive looking up your posts, is there a reason you're claiming to live in Mexico and Kazakhstan in different posts?

>>42501436
me too bocchi, me too

>>42501408
>do you shave?
yeah, sometimes helps me to relax and like it helps, barely but does.

>>42501448
the kazakhstan one i didn't made it, just copied the text from that one cuz i thought the ones i wrote myself were pretty poor made.

>>42501459
........what? what parts of your post are true then?

>>42501411
anything? you just need an arbitrary amount of bitcoin? what are you trying to afford? your posts are very suspicious. especially the conflicting information.

>>42501467
the surgery, diy and how i cant work because of this issue.

>>42501477
well, at first it was only DIY, now cuz of the surgery i need a study that its like 600 to see if the mesh is fucking me up or its sum else, like the sphincter thus its anismus.
and if u have discord would be nice cuz like i struggle to post here cuz again captcha.

mmg once again takes poop posting to new heights

thanks for reminding to have that leftover poop in the fridge

oh hell yeah I have a poop muffin I picked up from the bakery earlier sitting on the counter! I forgot about that!

i am an animal who can only think about food and shelter,

thinking about the fact that any skill needs practice…what skills have i practiced in the past several years?

jackingoff?

when's the last time you practiced admiring japanese women?

probably the last time i practiced jackingoff

admire this https://www.instagram.com/p/DUDWPcAErUE/

and then, admire this: https://www.instagram.com/p/DPVzk8AEkfV/

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>>42501490
>i asked too much
>scared them away
that's what i get for being honest.

>>42501603
dunno if that's what happened, champ

>>42501610
well, if u have discord i can show u im not lying.

>>42501616
are you going to show her your asshole

or just send 300 or less, anything helps
>>42501622
i can whore myself out, if i had never got the anismus issue i would be doing sex work to afford to DIY.

>>42501636
idk maybe try asking for money just for the diy and not a medical procedure

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>>42501643
yeah that helps too, just for the meds, i miss when i had tits.

huh? where did they go

where'd who go?

her tits? they don't disappear off hrt

oh wait good question

had a dream I was dating someone I don't like irl ;-;

>scammed by a mexican that doesn't know english or what hrt does

lol I hope no one fell for that

i'm a homosexual

old man was frowning at me so i said "good morningggg!" to him and it came out in the girlvoice

he smiled and said "ah... good morning miss :)"

do i kms

what an ally

>>42501867
>do i kms
because...you malefailed? I'm struggling to see the issue

>>42501899
did they disappear, or did you lose weight?
...or were they never very big to begin with?

i'm being initiated into the sacred mysteries, you guys want anything?

>>42501890
i feel like a tranny freak. what if he was just being nice

>>42501899
i hate to say it but
would

>>42501926
what if he wasn’t pitying you and just saw you as a woman?

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my boobs are like this

i don't feel empathy

psychopathmoder

6 am and i haven’t slept award

>>42502043
oh hey same ;-;

>>42480000
still want this?

>>42502045
what’s up nona?

>>42502047
of course

>>42502061
watchin some youtube, scrollin on my phone. tgif though, work day won't be too unbearable. you?

>>42501899
shave ur cones nona

>>42502001
bananamoder

>>42502095
i should kill you

nona's, your cones won't grow big and round if you don't get enough sleep

>>42502125
is this real?

>>42502109
god yes please

I miss cutting

i had so many dreams last night and in one of them i was a cis man and it was soo fucking lit

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today i will

i am begging you to get a quarter pounder like an adult

might touch my peabits a bit after work today

>>42502615
i had a dream i was a woman the other night it was ok

genuinely gonna die in the next 48 hours from medical negligence and police brutality
sorry i had to find out this way

>>42502791
thats gross and feels sexual desu

i was a guy in my dream and i kept being pushed into strange situations but instead of dealing with them i would start crying about my back and my hands and being a moid

>>42502806
what

https://youtu.be/es9-P1SOeHU?si=soSo5JhWkuTonxhg

FFS or Mastectomy

>>42502850
coal, song was so bad she freaking died

>>42502838
in 48 hours you'll be alive and i won't
hardly seems right

>>42502861
the somg is great, everything else she did was mid though

>>42502816
i was just walking around in it nona dont worry im not agp :)

>>42502806
Whats wrong?

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henlo hi hi hello :D
i did my injection :DDD

>>42502977
wren's wrenis

oops forgot my name soz filter kun

wait i guess that should be filter chan right idk the moonrunes

>>42502986
ミソサザイのペニス

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>>42503011
だが男だ

pill me on fatmaxxing

>>42503176
it didnt work for me because my pelvis is so small eventually the fat ran out of places to sit and went to my back and midsection

>>42502125
i had been trying to sleep since like 1 :(

gm mmg

I will have to occupy the social role of an effeminate-appearing male for the rest of my life. Do I get ffs or a mastectomy?

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https://youtu.be/ZhrUluq2URU
>>42503342
cud?

>>42503345
Cud?

>>42503342
today feels like an ffs day

>>42503353
>>42503345
cud like the stuff a cow chews on?

>>42503353
>>42503418
cud like the noise laf makes when she's having an ocd spiral
just like mastectomy

and i’m supposed to know who this “laf” person is?

take well the lesson

beware those who plap traps

i took perverse pleasure in the inherent bondage and submission of repressing

can we go back to no names and no (You)s i think it made the gen better.

my cock so big bro

i post coal my nigga
https://youtu.be/WZWdGrfEY_M?si=6oJQVvgP5tzAlRt9

>>42503620
my cock so atrophied bro

my cock leaks mucus and blood if i cough too hard. essentially filled my panties with ketchup and the tip stung for a day

>>42503585
what’s wrong with (you)s? i like avoiding them when i can, but sometimes you need to specify who you’re replying to, an doing that in just words is clunky

i'm insane and God hates me and i'm trying what i can but it's so hard
https://youtu.be/1q4WTyAlIj4?si=0Kq8eKoJL3Urmgjj
the pain is unreal

>what’s wrong with (you)s?
while im not advocating a blanket ban on (You)ing i think that using (You)s freely attracts people posting for attention. but maybe im wrong im also a mentally ill petty bitch.

the ever valuable (you) must be kept rare

the only moders who dislike yous is those who dont get any

again i dont dislike them i think they attract the wrong crowd but perhaps you are correct and its just sour grapes at the end of the day. i also like how it looks without the reply links.

this is a free market economy and the mmg government will protect the rights of the cons(you)mer
you have been warned

it makes the thread less approachable for youngshits with puberty blocker brain damage

>free market
>government protection

no ethical (you) farming under crony capitalism

IM SO GAYY and ugly..

>>42503902
unprotected speech detected
agents have been directed to your location with authorization to use force

only give someone a you if you're calling them a retard or providing some kind of answer about man topics, like tools, or Tool songs. no more conversations! no more parasociality! i am raisa, hear me squeak

>>42503928
filter out all (you) posts

its honestly not that hard to follow convos without yous idk what the problem is

>>42503928
that’s a very good rule for using (you)s. i think i’ll use it starting with this reply

at least i can say it
i mean it doesn't come easy to me but when the chips are down i SAY IT.

im gya

what are my fellow foids doing

>>42503995
THAT'S IT

im yag

im yiik

>>42504004
I’m not a foid I am a man

die, doxxmoder, die

drinking vodka at work award

the doxxmoder the?

live doxxmoder, live!

drinking doxxmoder at work

who doxxes the doxxmoder

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no one who speaks german could be an evil manmoder

i’ve come here to make an announcement, doxxmoder is a bitch ass motherfucker!!! she pissed on my fucking wife!!

we finally get the concrete allegations

is neetadopters wife trans?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GggjoF4lYKU

coal, but I still want you <^3

what are ur least woke opinions personally i think southern n eastern europeans aren’t white nothing wrong with that theyre just not white theyre something else

i don’t believe you

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>>42501174
FUCK you

>what are ur least woke opinions
apply "whiteness" as a concept outside of america is a largely useless endeavor

why do you hate me so? :(

doxxmoder never doxxed anybody
britnona isn't british
tumblrmoder denies ever using tumblr
neetadopter has never adopted anyone, neet or otherwise
I fucking hate this deceitful piece of shit general

at least ouppy is an actual ouppy

at least cismoid was cis and a moid

trainmoder rides the train!

>>42504215
bnwo

if cis moid was neither of those things I would have hated him a little bit less

don’t be giving out (you)s so freely, bnwo-chan

I think this no (you)s bit is stupid but I'm a helpless follower who can't go against the established rules

my other unwoke opinion is that bnwo is a creepy pathetic fetish to have

that's a woke opinion thoughbeit

i think it’s a stupid but but i love stupid bits

what if i dont like it because im racist this is just hypothetical though im not racist then would it be unwoke

this has been stupidbitgen for the past month so I condone it honestly

what do you girlies thimnk about labubus

I think they're pretty ugly, I don't see the appeal compared to something like sanrio

i dont think about laubaus and neither should you its a dead meme

arent they just expensive zoomer cabbage patch kids

agreed, i barely thought about them at their height and think about them even less now. they seem fun enough that i don’t hate them, i just don't really care

all those fucking blind box toys are stupid and ugly as fuck and you cant even cuddle with them like plushes

I think cabbage patch kids are maybe 15% uglier but still assert that labubus are not appealing to look at

consumerism is gay

>>42504004
don't call them foids bro

YOU'RE gay, leave consumerism out of it

got in another argument w mom about 9/11 cause she was NSA during the war on terror

anyways tgif amirite anon

imagine your mom bringing up what kind of porn you look at and you cant even do anything to hide it because she's literally a glowie

who do u think did 9/11 nona

I wish my mom was a glowie instead of a welfare parasite, fuck you mom

i think 9/11 was just al qaeda, i just also think it was america’s fault

>>42504428
her clearance wasn't THAT HIGH thankfully since i would need to kill myself from shame if it was like that

i think this also america lowkey got what it deserved

I do not care for sand people, really

- obi wan kenobi

repping is for cowards

wtf is going on in here

what other conspiracy theories do u believe in nonas i think the cia did cover up the jfk assassination not because they did it but because they botched the investigation n let oswald get that close with a gun

who ready for full frontal friday?

bait aside it was the saudis with coordination from mossad and the trilateral commission

our new gimmick for this thread, tomorrow we'll pick a new one

normal things are occurring nona just an average day in mmg

>>42504497
passive protest of acc(you)mulation

is the gimmick the lack of (you)s or the conspiracy stuff?

i want femboys to die

the lack of (you)s, we can do conspiracygen for the next gimmick

even if they wear cow bikinis?

nope, no more trips

>>42504500
lyndon johnson and HW did it to confirm theur pact with the prince of this world

I just don't think the triptards should be involved in an anti (you) movement

>>42504527
test this by posting your cowkini

im feeling very visibly trans today and i saw a boymoder with really huge long agp curls so i decided to go back inside and not look at anybody. i need ffs and to be thin so it’s not embarrassing to be clocked as a dude on estrogen

no cowkini today. it’s full frontal friday

>no more trips
>no more names
>no more (You)s
this is the golden path that will bring mmg into the glorious future and usher in a 1000 year reign

i hope people think im just a guy into metal or something instead of a manmoder when they see my long agp curls n big hoodie

raisaa wills it!

damn im pawged up and beautiful today, but im sorry that happened

no one knows what a fucking manmoder is

how are AGP curls real like do flat irons just not exist in truemoderville

I'm getting seriously cute this could be a problem for my mode

i think my short hair adds a lot of plausible deniability but i do NOT ever want to be clocked as an UGLY troon, clocky is fine, mannish is fine, moder is fine, whatever, but a fat troon with dry skin and bad fashion and presenting as a male? Not a good look /b/ros i can tell you that

i also look like a metalhead instead of a woman. which sucks because metal isn’t even my preferred rock subgenre!

the agp curls meme is thinly veiled antisemitism which is based being that i am a racist

>>42504573
gotta get that airwrap

I don't think it's antisemitic to say jewish people are ugly. being ugly doesn't make you a lesser race, it's purely aesthetic

>>42504601
jews can be really hot youre literally antisemitic

>>42504558
literally who?

a (you) and it's for jew tears? yiiikes, kinda cringe...

i have agp curls and afaik 0 jewish ancestry. just italian, irish, and english. and i keep them because i’m utterly terrified of heat damage

is it antisemitic to say i like their big noses

"jews can be really hot" - Ishmael Shmeckellheimmer

nona doesnt know about khazar milkers

i’m a goy so i really can’t say. i can say that i also like big noses. my ex was really insecure about having a big nose but i thought it was the cutest

what jewish male actors should troon out

gonna get high as fuck and watch wicked later

big noses are god’s gift to man and it sucks so bad that so many schnoz troons dont realize that the nose is all cartilage and will become FEMININE with hrt no matter what so it should never be touched ever. i really am firmly of the belief that rhinoplasty is a satanic ritual

that’s awesome

im too malebrained to ever watch wicked without dying from embarrassment. chat am i cooked?

my issue with my nose isnt the cartilage its the giant bumpy chunk of bone the cartilage is attached to

100% cooked though they fucked up defying gravity by interrupting it with constant bullshit

its literally a popular movie just be a faggot and watch

yeah a little

have you girls seen the devil wears prada its like american psycho but for women

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I like my big nose I just wish I was hotter in general

the fact that my boyfriend's dick is bigger than mine fills me with a weird primal frustration that makes the sex better

i feel like i’m pretty malebrained with the shit i watch but i watched wicked 4, which doesn’t bode well for you

NOT going to say it. but rest assured...... i am thinking it :)

just saying it ain't all that bad tbdesu I just find it really odd that Ariana Grande gets to be transracial and nobody bats an eye that bitch was NOT white last I checked

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01660679.pdf

i wish my gf had a dick and it was bigger than mine

gocking you

what are you thinking and not saying, crypticnona?

Also someone take the ozempic away from that woman she's gonna get blown away by the wind

ariana grande is a different race every time i see her

gock this gock that why do we never talk about gussy?

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>>42504731
lol

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>>42504747
GIRLPUSSY?!?!?!

>>42504753
egg_irl type shi

>>42504753
tumblrmoder please

>>42504753
cringe

gussy (guy pussy)
gock (guy cock)

mock (man cock)

(You)

i successfully overcame the (you) ban by being cringe. nice

You gotta me mocking me

you gotta me mocking be

docking me

Clocking me?

you gotta be gocking me

schlocking you

reblogging you

you gotta be wok-ing me (i am frying rice)

flogging you~

okay seriously are you mocking me right now though? Or is it a meme now

just finished a big plate of poop and washed it down with a tall glass of poop

memeing me

its a meme atp. i hold no ill will towards you nona. get the ffs tho

nobody knows or cares who you are you paranoid schizo freak

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manmoders

i mean, we know it’s mastectomy-moder, and if you’re particularly jobless about it, you may know some more lore that she’s shared

she's not a fucking freak DON'T SAY THAT TO HER

i know what an asshole

dan and phil are not trans, they’re just gay

>>(you)
I don’t know who that nona is but I do care about them actually

All youtubers are gay pedophiles

i care about all (You) moders <3

i care about all moders <3 except the ones i dont like (u know who u are)

wait a minute, lia still hasn’t posted her leaderboard for last thread!

literally who

I know you like me though

she uses a trip. this isn’t even a stupid character you need to know some lore for to know her name. literally read replies and you’ll find her

youre right i do like u nona :)

>>42504885
who?

>yous stop
>lia sparsely posting
moderbros....

selective moder liker surely hates me

same

who don't you like and why? and if you don't answer we all know who you mean

>got a (you) from someone ignoring the thread wide stupid bit to do her own, independent stupid bit

is it me?

touching (you) inappropriately

she doesn’t like me because i’m ugly and annoying

just get a new fp

im so fat though actually

try being hot and interesting

I tried that and it seems to work

who needs a new fp?

yes, we know, doxxmoder. now get on with the sui.

im pretty fat too desu

Fuck I love my boyfriend so muchhh FUCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFz3zWgHQOE

im so cold i cant feel my feet. what should i do about this moders

put on socks?

you could put them in my mouth, if you want..

i can't feel my soul anymore it's slipping out of my body i'm evil i'm evil

brother ewww

sometimes my wife puts her cold feet on my back

i’m not sure i ever had a soul

head of product at my company looks like a fucking gorgeous trans woman

doxxmoder hater you're so active today, friday energy?

I wish I could be a gorgeous trans woman but I’m a demonic evil moided honbeast

just admit you're going into psychosis due to the powerful friday energy

the first one told me doxxmoder stopped posting on weekdays, so maybe she’s trying to match doxxmoder’s schedule to maximize hating

I'm gorgeous but my job isn't as high paying as that :(

>>42505003
>>42505006
>>42505012
>>42505014
>>42505015
>>42505019
>>42505021
You

I'm ugly and get paid more than I ever thought I would in my lifetime

hating doxxmoder is unensouled behavior

she needs to try to get a life

I've posted about him twice. get a fucking grip, schizos

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i would be fine with myself if my back was a little smaller, or my pelvis a little larger. whichever

you'll be killed for mass replying like that

unfortch craycray

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chadmoding

does anyone else think lia is kind of hot or is that just me

36 is still young r-right?

be strong men resist the urge

>>42505080
yes chuddy

I’d be fine if I wasn’t 6’3 and didn’t have a long face and didn’t have broad shoulders and didn’t have a small pelvis and didn’t have male hands and didn’t have male feet and didn’t have a male back and didn’t have a male brow and didn’t have a male chin and didn’t have a male nose and didn’t have a male throat and didn’t have a male soul

36 is charizard age, im sorry :(

>>42505080
no it's ancient I'm making funeral arrangements now

>>42505082
I'm not the only one...

mogs me so badly i want to kms

did you need an ego boost that much

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>>42505085