qott
completely and utterly wasted it

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brap

punchy punchy ouppy

time keeps moving faster im running out of time

Why does signalis suck I regret wasting money on this crappa

punchy punchy ouppy

>>42518966
shit myself

oh!! slight misunderstanding. This works on bottom chasers too. Especially because they too are desperate and needy. A trans top doesn't appear often so they'll bend over backwards for even the slightest chance of being cracked.

this was meant for someone but idk how to link to the old thread.

But I spent this month gaming and dieting and cooking.

now that theyre gone i miss the trips it was like having friends

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>>42518966
https://voca.ro/1btTuAFAx3YI

what if dccmoder was nomi
have you considered that
>>42518977
i lack this information so i cant chart it sry

>>42518981
i assume it was meant for little old me

sounds good nona i hate being a bottom it's great

>>42518981
zased what games and recipes? I'm playing days gone right now. It's an open world biker zombie game. It's pretty fun, but they expect me to clear a horde inside some fucking tunnels and I can't do it because I wasted all my throwables on the freaking boss

who's got the smallest pp in mmg

(you)

>>42518988
you WHAT the board????

https://strawpoll.com/05ZdzPWRQn6

>>42518989
she posted pics though. it's obviously not nomi

i'm sorry there is no way one of you fuckers is less than an inch erect

where's the afab option

Youuuuu should not be here

i have the fattest hog in mmg what do i win

there are no afabs in mmg

>>42519012
https://voca.ro/1n2miwDP4Wge

>>42519032
that's not true

why would an afab be here
surely there's better things to do like poon out and get really muscly and hairy and a deeper voice and let me suck it

>>42519051
there is no asexual general and I'm bored

>>42519061
Who's your favorite character

>>42519061
but every general is autism general

>>42519061
do you find common ground with manmoders? do you resent us? do you think we are stupid for manmoding? who passes the best? favorite tummy pics? favorite character poster?

>>42519081
yeah I think we have common ground and no I don't resent anyone

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>>42519004
oh wow we talked before. Been using humble choice for almost a year and flooded with games. Used to be a huge achievement lover but it stopped me from trying new games.

now im trying out so many good games. recently beat "nobody wants to die" an investigation game in a cyberpunk setting. The philosophy behind it reminded me about the epstein conspiracy.
Been playing "My time at sandrock" too. Very cozy game with an actually mature story.
Now for cooking i made some spaghetti out of leftover chili.

if their favourite tummy pics aren't mine i'll riot

>>42519016
not of face tho

if you dont have a pp 6in+ you arent a trvemoder

>>42519097
post tum

>>42519101
nomi graduated from blackface to blackentirebody

>>42519092
do you know any manmoders irl? whatcha up too on a saturday night?

idk if its agp or what but nothing makes me sadder than a pretty girl with a huge cock

>>42518966
shit myself
fuck fucking

>>42519121
?

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>>42519104
already did but happily

>>42519127
how is that sad or agp

>>42519140
i wish i was the pretty girl with the huge cock

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more of a belly pic really

>>42519148
oh so your dick is small...are you not a bottom

>>42519133
nomi is white, dcc posted pics and is black. if you're still confused, please ask AI

>>42519102
6.5 Just barely made it.

>>42519149
tfw get to kiss this tum

>>42519149
oh damn lia
those are cute

>>42519012
tumblrmoder bottom chaser bf reveal

>>42519155
my dick is normal i just wish it was bigger

Qott i made mental progress on getting ffs and im still keeping up with my daily responsibilities minus a few health things like brushing teeth so generally pretty good. i have a catbox cooked up but im not posting

Dont judge me. But I do use Wemod(now called Wand) its a paid cheat menu. I pay like 10-15 a month to cheat in games. there's just so many games and I cant be bothered to grind all day.Its really fun what you get to do. I only cheat in singleplayer games. Reminds me of when I was a kid and got to play with cheats that I wrote down from the website. And before you bully me for this remember that being bad at videogames is trutrans and fembrained. This is the ONLY way I can play a horror game without screaming

>>42519178
remember...it's all about how you use it. or whatever the fuck

>>42519189
>keeping up with my daily responsibilities
proud of you nona

ok

holy crap niri lets u define custom shader window animations? this is fricking awesome :DDD

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can i get rid of the gay hair on my neck myself with like an electric razor or do i just make a stylist do it and not even bother

is the new namefag a methy bit

i'm the 7"+ btw
>>42519158
i thought dcc posted a big white ladys pics
my bad
>>42519160
:3 you're my fav
>>42519168
thx anon
>>42519233
it seems pretty nice im excited to daily drive it
a little scared gonna find out the author is a nazi or smth tho like hyprland and omarchy

big dicks, small dicks, i love ALL dicks

>>42519095
lol I have no many unplayed humble choice games. My steam list hit like 550 games. I try random ones every now and then, but it's difficult. I ended up canceling my sub so I can work through my backlog. I don't feel weird about the sunk cost and I've started hiding games I absolutely have no interest in playing. and then I drop the games I'm interested into another list I can browse whenever I'm in the mood.

I've been looking for investigation games lately after playing the Blackwell series and watching Veronica Mars so I'm gonna look into that game, I probably own it lol.

And dang I want to try sand rock, I liked my time at Portia but I'm extremely burned out on farming sims. I will try it eventually. I finished up harvestella a couple months ago and decided to take a long break. I've played so much stardew and harvest moon it's crazy...

Spaghet sounds really good desu I have no idea what to cook for dinner I'm gonna do that

im pretty sure cis women have that too nona i wouldnt worry about it cool shirt also i wanted to pick one up but i never bothered

>>42519234
woah nice weyland yutani shirt!! but yeah you could do it by yourself if you have 2 mirrors pretty easily

>>42519227
they call it the motion in the ocean

>>42519234
as you're a faggot any hair is gay hair
however shaving would do it?

>>42519239
who fucking knows, I think it's just some random super annoying guy though

>>42519123
No, I have zero friends irl since I moved. It's sad but this small town is mostly Olds and people under 20.

>>42519234
You are too pretty to be here

>>42519215
you're getting bullied

what on earth is the point of cheating at a horror game

>>42519270
You've never loaded up an infinite grenade launcher in resident evil and blasted every zombie into oblivion?

>>42519264
sorry to hear that nona :/ did you move for work?

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ffs or mastectomy? see im small overall so i can probably get a husband but how do i minmax for it

>>42518938
>qott:
I spent the month either in class or crying in my bed with the occasional drunken stupor.

>>42519270
Im very easily scared. And the feeling i get when I'm being chased in a game (regardless if its horror or not) fills me with a deep fear. I hate being chased. But Im tired of having to watch others play these games. Maybe I wont be so afraid and flinch so much and have nightmares where I feel helpless. ever since I started cheating even in my nightmares I feel no fear.

>>42519252
>>42519257
im suuuper scared ill fuck up the rest of my hair by accident :( but im kinda broke so idk when ill be able to get a trim
ive never used an electric razor before either so this could end bad
also yeah alien rox

>>42519297
shaving it will just give you moid coded neck stubble

i wish there was more alien media that went into the universe outside of the alien stuff the TWE stuff is interesting to me

>>42519296
fembrained but you could not play them

>t. quit every fnaf game because i was too scared

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LMAO

>>42519306
FUCK
>>42519307
I'd rant about how I feel exactly the same but I could expose myself so I'll refrain

>>42519297
go to a stylist then!

>>42519329
spit ur shit nona

>>42519241
>a little scared gonna find out the author is a nazi or smth tho like hyprland and omarchy
seems like there's a lot of those these days T~T
things have to be changing soon right... ppl will figure out that all this far right bs doesn't work and the pendulum will swing the other way right... right...

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this weird ass twink body has to DIE

>>42519215
You're actually a shitter, and you should be bullied.

hey paige just wanted you to know that as i'm about to slit my wrists i'll be wishing eternal suffering on your soul
hope it works! i'll be wishing extra hard

how can i stop manmoding? i don't even wear female underclothes out of shame and fear.

ugh I drank $6 worth of soda today

going to the traphouse and asking if they have fentanyl for men

>>42519336
BROKE rn
>>42519338
i can't i can't ill lose my composure and eyebrows will raise

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you will never understand the pain of being a short shoulderhon

>>42519367
are you a named character?

>>42519314
It all started years ago. I was a kid playing fnaf 2 with my best friend at his parents house. it was late at night. I was jumpscared by Chica and screamed like a girl. His parents came down to check on me. Never again. Horror movies dont scare me. Horror lets plays dont scare me. But playing a horror game has me frozen in fear.
>>42519342
People who dont use cheats on games like dark souls literally have a humiliation and masochist kink. Lore wise. Your character doesnt die.In most games your character never actually loses in the lore. You are an all-powerful being. so why shouldnt i cheat to make that a reality? I refuse to feel bad for making games more fun.

>>42519381
A friend I know who doesn't know what I look like browses the thread and he already suspects I post here

>>42519241
>i'm the 7"+ btw
can i suck on it a bit?

>>42519296
are there even any horror games worth playing for the story to the extent you turn off the scary stuff?

>>42519307
weyland yutari logo appears on an AA gun on firefly

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>>42519376
>using biacromial
did the bonepill fail that badly? biacromial is impossible to measure solo and you should only use bideltoid. btw should i get ffs or mastectomy given the other three graphs i posted

>>42519408
is this a joke post?

>>42519389
It doesn't matter, you're deriving the game of value and or fun by being a cheating loser.

>>42519408
Resident evil games are a good example. Dead space. Doom games.

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>>42519324
heightshits die

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>>42519421
the logo is on the ui
therefore if you want more alien media technically firefly counts

>>42519434
doom is not horror unless you're a complete pussy

>>42519437
>wider hips than basically every woman ever
shut the fuck up BRAGHON

>>42519411
i averaged out multiple measurements and bidelt is useless because i'm skinny and it varies with weight and muscle so it's a terrible measurement because i assume people of different weights were included in the study

also ffs retard

>>42519367
u fixed ur eyebrows u can do whatever u want with them now

>>42519234
mogs me

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aliem thread??????
https://voca.ro/1nmI8pzFT4Sj

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>>42519456
you can do bideltoid to bodyweight

link to the graph site pls i want more ropefuel

>>42519433
But I like cheating in games. Gives me the power fantasy. Nobody wants to get beat to death by a boss 40+ times. And im not as good at games as I used to be.
>>42519450
I have duke nukem on the n64 and still never got past the first level. Too scared to play that game even as an adult. I would have my brother play games for me because the attack dogs scared the fuck out of me in call of duty modern warfare. Plus lorewise, the doomslayer never struggles against demons. so why should you?

>>42519473
i havent seen alien earth but i know they made ice age in the alien universe so thats something

>>42519473
>be me, director
>make the allegory between colonization and alien invasion movies super duper obvious
>people still dont get it

>>42518938
>qott: you are one month into 2026 how did you spend it? you didnt waste it did you nona?
i wasted it like a dumb bitch that i am. its so over.
2025 wasn't my year, 2026 will not be my year, i'll have no year where i'll finally bloom

>>42519406
>>42519241
>lia having 7"
she aint 7" but it is suckable

>>42519479
earlier games were so much harder to beat just by virtue of pure jankiness, the last level of simpsons hit and run is near impossible to complete

>>42519481
ignore the part where I say "the meltdown" I meant continental drift lol the one with the monke
https://voca.ro/1GQ450NKDx1O
>>42519485
wut u mean madam???

>>42519032
i hope so

shit if im small generally maybe i should get ffs and manmode until hip surgeries come out. then i can be a silver fox with ptsd

>>42519476
lol killing myself

>>42519452
damn true actually
>>42519437
whats it like having a gay skeleton anon
>>42519509
liar
100" its yuge
1000"

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>>42519527
>>42519476
image didn't upload wtf

>>42519513
i feel like they totally lost their way in the remakes when they decided to make everything ipad tesla slop but then again they didnt really need to remake them anyway so who cares

what a revolting movie

>>42519509
I was playing older Capcom beat em ups. and without cheats I had to use the continue button 176 times. Literally just an excuse to have kidd funnel money from a parents wallet.

>>42519485
district 9 was fucking terrible i don't give a shit

>>42519539
youre fine you just swapped the x and the y which gives you a less linear distribution that's harder to read

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I need hip growth so fucking bad otherwise I will look actually awful except it doesn’t matter cuz my height and face and shoulders are moided

it was so bad I don't even want to log it on my letterboxd

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>>42519556
fmstl

>>42519576
your hips are a full two inches wider than mine

>>42519584
if we dated we would be two halves of a normal looking woman. not that i want to date a foid

>>42519545
You're intentionally riling me up
https://voca.ro/1dOPuMpWP409

>>42519616
prometheus is great shut the fuck up

>>42519625
now I gotta kill you sorry

nice measurements, why should I give a fuck

>>42519613
nor do i, but what would the halves be i'm retarded

romulus is great up until the corridor escape scene when it turns terrible and gets worse by the time we get the alien hunting breast milk

>>42519616
making it so the alien pilot from the first movie was just a spacesuit is such bullshit too shitting all over Geiger's amazing designs purely so u can cram in ur god is an alien plot plus the mystery of where the xenos came from is part of it theres no need to expand on it FUCK

>>42519594
I’m 6’3 tho like my hips need to be broader in general

romulus is abysmal except for the alien blowjob

>>42519646
i assumed you have passing hips but i realize youre not super tall and thicc

my new kirarich glitter highlighters are so nice

>>42519675
be the judge
>>42519675

>>42519692
twice?

>>42519675
>>42519692
i am ultra retarded and replied to your post twice instead of my earlier one shoot me
>>42519134

>>42519657
I will kill ridley Scott
https://voca.ro/1olXLgXKTnI2

>>42519290
>mogs me
get the ffs!!

>>42519479
Wouldn't the power fantasy be more enjoyable if you worked to achieve it?

>>42519704
if frankenstein was real we would have a great life

>>42519340
you are in the female range! farther from the male range than average!!

>>42519705
scott once said in an interview that ne never reads any critiques of his work other than his own n i feel like thats most evident with how dumb the latter alien movies are n honestly the rest of his later work too

height x UB is the only measure that matters

>>42519705
You're cute when you're mad

>>42519411
unless i’m mistreating the graphs, you’re in the female range in 2 of them and right in the middle of the ranges in another. ffs. obviously

>>42519739
bideltoid x hips is the only measurement that matters

>>42519719
who's brain would we put in a jar
i don't think i could handle sharing a body

>>42519539
can you read a graph? you’re in the female range you dweeb

>>42519736
https://voca.ro/1icfVISUT3xn

>>42519710
lily i dont have the time or patience to get good at a game. Humble is going to force feed me 6+ games in a few days and I need to keep a steady pace on beating these games. Its like... skipping filler. Some of these games literally want to waste your time. like ubisoft. but with cheats games like assassins creed plays like the older versions. no longer must you fight damage sponges when you can ohko enemies like you used to be able to.

>>42519767
see >>42519584
i'm at a weight uncommon in men, still moided

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>>42519754
aigmi

>>42519741
hmm okay

>>42519780
You sound like a dork

what if instead of a xenomorph creating humanity, ridley scott made a movie about yakub created white people

>>42519770
i honestly think its the rise of cgi that caused so many duds the same thing happened with romero he went from the amazing practical effects in the earlier dead movies n his other works to the absolute worst dogshit, i maintain that romero has made both the best and worst zombie movies. aliens is my favourite too i love the marines so much they immediately fold like wet cardboard against anything that isnt an angry colonist with a hunting rifle lmao

>>42519795
>gigantic hips for your shoulders
bait

>>42519649
lmao the baby ruined it
i could cope with the other stuff

this thread is lowk a filler episode

>>42519780
if you use cheats to get through "filler games" why not just, idk, not play them and instead put your time into getting good at something thats top tier?

im drunk rn halo mmg so y'all want to kys too

>>42519826
whats ur favourite alien movie nona :)

>>42519826
what would ideally happen in a thread to make it interesting

>>42519839
aliens

>>42519814
Aliens is so fucking good its insane THANK you Cameron for creating literally the only good sequel in this whole franchise
Also yeah ridley Scott loves jerking off to cgi which is why he just couldn't help himself with the futuretech in prometheus and its tumerous sequel

i can't drink anymore because i gave myself alcoholic kindling so now it just makes me rapidly ill and physically dependent with just a few days. guess i'm going back to opioids or something idk

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ALSO
https://voca.ro/1eBIiGu3iqbw

pooping

>>42519843
dick pix

>>42519829
i’m high. we should combine into one crossfademoder

>>42519829
nope we're watching langoliers

>>42519855
cameron made some bangers but now hes just obsessed with making dances with wolves with his epic oc aliens that he definitely jerks off to
>>42519871
literally nobody except me you n eyebrowmoder would watch it but i would kill for a show set on earth delving deeper into the politics of it!!! some kind of sci fi house of cards type thing crossed with x files undertones since there are evil fucked up aliens out there!!!!

>>42519808
you are.. not wrong. I am a lore nerd for games like dragonage, elder scrolls, guild wars 2, and isorpgs.
>>42519828
I love far cry games tho. im a simple person. I couldn't beat batman arkham city because im deadass stupid. really considering dropping it but im stubborn. So many good games I want to play but don't because im not good at them. Played hotline Miami 1 and 2 legit. And I legitimately never want to touch that game again with how much I suffered. Why struggle over something nobody else cares that I do? Nobody cares if I beat a game on its hardest difficulty using cheats. I just want to chill on the couch doing drugs. only games I have to play legit are indie games because they havent created a cheat menu.

>>42519883
dubs and i’ll do it just for you

when you watch aliens you have to do directors cut because it adds in the scene of ripley finding out her daughter is dead. Adding a ton of reason behind her bonding so strongly with newt as a surrogate daughter

>>42519829
I do yeah

>>42519902
rollan

>>42519898
wait wait wait. what if eyebrowmoder is tumblr moder

post your 4 favorite movies

>>42519898
https://voca.ro/1nzG55mqBSSb

do they have a surgery where they just split your dick down the middle and separate into two skinnier dicks? that's what i want.

>>42519947
what if all three of them are me n ive just been talking to myself about the alien movies for the past hour

>>42519958
that's a pretty good game theory plus nobody has seen me or eyebrow girl in the same voice chat...
OMG I GET MY OWN TRAINMODER CONSPIRACY NOW

>>42519829
yup

>>42519956
im pretty sure you can get this at like a body mod shop actually

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>>42519954
i mean theres so much left unexplored the universe is so rich!!! what does a stand up fight or a bug hunt mean in aliens do the marines get sent out hunting for aliens a lot?? do they have conflict with separatists or the UPP?? its so frustrating pic related kinda

>>42519970
i think this means you have to post your eyebrows in a train now

>>42518938
>qott: you are one month into 2026 how did you spend it? you didnt waste it did you nona?
i got maybe 1/3rd of what i wanted to accomplish this month down
better than 0 but i'm falling behind

>>42519979
https://voca.ro/1ktq3vmLuCNH
>>42519992
just cuz ur a wheel doenst mean u get the grease u gotta squeak

you will all regret this

>>42520003
already do

>>42520002
getting srs at arcturan

>>42520002
i think any kind of other aliens in the universe are at most halo pre covenant where its just non sapient animals i came to the same conclusion about acturia but thats just because they make the exact same joke in the doom movie but with mars

>>42519952
Jacob's Ladder
Chronicle
sinners
get out

honorable mentions:
Fist of the north star
A Serbian movie
Akira

>>42520045
chronicle is shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

>>42519952
Bringing out the Dead
Leaving Las Vegas
Wild at Heart
Con Air

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>>42520024
>>42520024
exactlyyy like the marines went into that op acting like it was just another small rebel force to put down and gor blindsided by the xenon cuz they have zero experience fighting hostile aliens its the whole point of the flick but secondary media loves clogging the lore with stupid bs
as far as im concerned, besides the xenomorph and the space jockey, human civilization has very few lifeforms logged, and any they do is wither noncomplex (i.e. microbial) or totally unremarkable like small basal animals or something

>>42519952
top secret
hot fuzz
lord of the rings trilogy (if only one then fellowship)
wickerman 1973

>>42520084
i think a lot of people assume that all the cm are like the squad in aliens but i cant help but think theyre just the tardsquad sent out on useless missions none of them pay attention to orders like in the reactor building when half of them have stashed guns n gorman is the most incompetent guy in the world

>>42519952
the end of evangelion
kiki’s delivery service
who framed roger rabbit
i saw the tv glow

>i saw the tv glow
real or bait

real. i’m sorry

>>42520133
coal

sitting on the toilet ripping the hair out of my asscrack

>>42520126
They're just a squad of do-nothings who's contracts are almost up that was my vibe lol. In the novelization Hudson has a "two-weeks till retirement" moment where he laments his future as a bar owner being dashed: "frickin' recruiters!"
They're 100% who USCM felt they could spare to appease WeYu, not the shining exemplar of the core. But then again, maybe Weyland Yutani made sure they got such a group because it gives Burke more leeway to fuck around behind the scenes and secure a sample

>>42520151
would you like it better if i squeezed in lilo and stitch somewhere?

>>42520133
how tf is tv glow one of your favorite movies are you a moder

>>42519952
hellraiser
aladdin
fried green tomatoes
fight club (kinda grown out of this one but there was a time, so honorable mention)

>>42520165
yes i would actually appreciate that

i dont have a good enough memory for my top four so i wont bother. also i just boight the wrong type of weed so i guess im taking a t break because i cant smoke what i have. also my tinnitus is truly terrible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pscxa42V6g

>>42520162
i didnt even think about the burke aspect unrelated but i love how he dresses like such a douchebag lmao the vest thing he wears is a uniform for the linkedin zombies where i work

Need gym obsessed manmoder gf

>>42520169
that was my last cut, so call it a top 5. EoE is the only one definitely in the right spot, the other 4 it depends on my mood

>>42520182
coal

>>42519952
>princess mononoke
>zodiac
>platoon
>moonlight

>>42520188
what if i batted my eyelashes and asked nicely for you to like my top 5?

i’m crashing tf out rn

>>42520178
Paul Riser is soooo good in that movie I frankly love the fashion in the first two alien movies. Those shoulderpads and popped suit jacket collars are MUAH!!! and yeah his dumb vest screams "rich douche on vacation at the great lakes"

>>42520195
ew

>>42520207
and do what? Repress?

my friends signed up for letterboxed and now i have to hide my top 4 and be uber concious of my reviews because irls will now read them and i fucking have no spaces to breathe

>>42520207
i'm tryin anon sheesh

>>42520210
what if i gave you a firm handshake and said i respected your opinion even if it differs with mine?

>>42520208
they honestly cooked i mentioned it last time but i love how androgynous everyone is. im also pretty sure the big chairs in the boardroom meeting are just car seats on spinners lmao

>>42520221
im going to stop talking to you now

>>42520226
that was your last straw?

i want to slice my wrist lengthways uoi want someone to held my hand as i do it and guide the blade e

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>>42520222
OH MY GOD MY EYES WERE SO GLUED TO THE PROJECTOR SCREEN I NEVER NOTICED

what would you do if a fucking gnome just ran in here all of a sudden and started going “blblblbl”? what would you do? what would you say? would you just want to smash it with a hammer?

id let him hang

>>42520255
i know its so funny the little holes where the headrests go caught my eye n i was like huh no way it kinda works tho they look futuristic enough ive sucked the dick clean off the set design for this movie but i canot overstate enough how much i love it

leave gnomemoder alone :/

>>42520264
does the gnome mog?

isttg hate in unbelievably forced

>>42520288
The aesthetics of the first two alien films are genuinely as close to perfect as I think Sci Fi can get you could just LIVE in that bitch
u r my kindred spirit nona thank you for showing me sanity still exists among alien fans lol reddit gets real grim I've been banned from r/LV426 multiple times over this shit

driving in a car that's smoking
wish me luck it doesn't explode nonas

>>42520295
obviously the gnome is much shorter, but otherwise no, he’s more moided than anyone on this thread because gnomes are pretty moided on average and we’re all at least on e

>>42520307
most people ive spoken to about this have the same thoughts dont listen to the plebbitors ghislane maxwell was probably paying them to have bad opinions
>>42520308
nona u have to check ur head gasket

>>42520308
uh, nona, i know nothing about cars but that genuinely can’t be a good thing, you might have to call triple a or something, i don’t think it’s drivable

>>42520051
its a comfort movie. I always wanted to have superpowers.

>>42520319
p sure it's a coolant leak
not my car it's 2:30am and my friend picked me up

>>42520319
https://voca.ro/19XhekD6yZXq

>>42520333
wheres it coming from if its the pipe the gasket or maybe engine block might be cracked if its from under the bonnet coolant is hitting the hotter parts of the engine so the leak might be from a pipe?? is it malebrained to know this much about cars nonas

>>42520333
watch your temp gauge. if it gets too high pull over, it can help to keep your heat on, do not investigate where the leak is coming from until the engine has cooled and avoid excessive inhalation of the steam and/or smoke
it's fine if you're smelling it just dont be like hotboxing the cabin

>>42520345
idc what the plot is so long as sigourney is back n this time let her keep the bush im a woman of refined taste

>>42520360
I'm personally against bringing Ripley back desu. Alien 3 was rough but fine I can accept that ending and then we went into a whole area with Resurrection... I would say Amanda would be a great protag but Isolation 2 is already being made so they beat me to it

>>42520346
it's white smoke coming from the side the coolant tank is on. plus there was some coming from the cap when we pulled over
>>42520352
we're driving anyway but we'll pull over if it happens again

>>42520377
yeah i was merely yearning but i agree im not doubting u tumblrmoder but i really think the alien mines are pretty spent but theres still a whole ass universe without xenos so i believe in u :)
>>42520385
probably fine for now buuut id get it checked out quick

>>42520396
the alien universe is NOT spent godammit!!! We've just spent all our time learning about bullshit we didn't need to know in the first place. Hence why the colony scenes in Romulus were low key the best part because we don't get to see that shit ever and it looks awesome

>>42520405
thats what im sayinggggg i think it would be impossible tho since anything made within the alien universe would have dickriders all over it screaming hrrrr where xeno where xeno this is bad!!! this was fun but i have to sleep now fuck my britcel life

>>42520421
U just don't say it's part of the alien universe im the first place and call it "soldier" hehe GOODNIGHT

manmoders. are there like applications you can fill out to find a mate? Im considering creating a dating resume. Even if my.... job makes things complicated. I have a feeling im going to be caregiving for quite a bit longer. Dating as a caregiver seems tricky. Any advice?

are you using chatgpt to post in here

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do you think the twins from the garden would pass on hrt

>>42520485
Left yes right maybe with ffs

>>42520482
me? no. This is literally how I speak. I do sometimes talk with AI but just to bounce my ideas with a virtual assistant

got home safe guys the car didn't explode

>>42520467
i don't know where you'd apply but you can make a resume anyway
>>42520485
left 100%

>>42520514
busted cars are scary af one time i drove home in one where the speedometer was stuck at 0 and it would shake violently if you went over 40

>>42520534
Im just so bad at continuing convos. but I hear this is also a good trait because I genuinely hate small talk. I do yap irl tho. Just dont yap so much with strangers. If I had the choice id only speak to my partner when its something important. but drinking alcohol always makes me talkative.

alright moders, i’m watching alien because you have been talking about th series for like an hour+

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my dating strategy was to be a big dummy loser with no degree who the cutest guy ever fell head over heels for and writes poetry about and it worked

that’s great. i will never get a boyfriend because my pelvis is small and men dont like that

idk if my pelvis is small im just damn charming hehe

>>42520581
hating small talk is fine, but it's probably best if you can hold a conversation about your interests and stuff for a while
some people think drinking is a bad trait but you're a top so it doesn't matter

>>42520467
whats your job? also aren't those called "date me docs"

I think i just need a really loud. passionate. expressive. and somewhat needy black girl. When I was young they were always the nicest to me. Id cry a lot and they'd comfort me. Ended up sitting with These african girls at the lunch table while watching the walking dead. I HAVE to repay them by having a black wife one day. Because they are so often overlooked :[. I remember this really sweet Black girl who'd liked my drawings. She drew in a more kawaii style and watched girly anime like sailor moon. She told me to keep drawing.Dont draw as much. But I shifted to cooking being my art.
>>42520645
oh.. if its something im interested in your going to be begging me to shut the hell up.

there's this cute twink i know that likes me fsr even though i'm ugly as shit
we're the same height (5'5") and i like taller guys
plus i have tits noone knows about because i malemode
why does this happen to me, how the fuck do i reject someone without seeming like a dick

>>42520651
Caregiving for my parents. Yes its a job. But now I have very little socialization among my peers.

>>42520664
how old are you? how long have you been on e?

>>42520671
24. been on e since I was 17.

>>42520655
that's a nice idea nona, even if i think explicit racial preferences are a bit strange
>oh.. if its something im interested in your going to be begging me to shut the hell up.
ideal

>>42520676
are you looking for a cis woman or a tranny?

>>42520701
Well id like kids somehow. But either.

>>42520715
do you find that black women are more accepting of trans women on average?

>>42520760
it depends on whether they are a christcuck or not. but black women tend to support leftist causes and vote Democrat

>>42520760
They 100% are because they know that there’s more to social dynamics and discrimination than sex

my caregiving job essentially makes me a live in maid so I spend my day cooking cleaning gaming and reading. love caring for people. and if she's an insecure big girl thats ok too. I love cooking good food. And specifically for women only. I have a habit of seeing beauty where others cant. I dont need some stacy. I want an actual realistic looking woman.
>>42520760
hmmm. Black women are on average more tolerant of the lgbt community. Black and brown women feel the brunt of transportation for cis women. hell even Michelle Obama isnt safe from allegations.
Id be delighted if my wife referred to me as her husband though. As for me. I dont want to be a woman. I want to look like them.

lmao oh man

I'm glad you're miserable

>>42520841
>Id be delighted if my wife referred to me as her husband though
we've seen your tits nona, there's no way you're gonna be seen as a man

>>42520841
Are you a caretaker for old people or disabled people?

>it's over 7 hours
this thing better be the second coming of jesus i stg

>>42520864
i was in the same boat, but my friend group naturally splitting apart into subgroups over time helped
i eventually bit the bullet and came out to my most progressive friend who didn't care
still don't talk about troon shit to him though so i cope with this place

im gonna go ahead and say it
dcc is giving alcoholic moid larp energy

thinking about if that clocky hot twinkhon from earlier today clocked my man mode.

>>42520889
but...ok well. theres a non 0 chance someone will one day
>>42520899
both. my mother is old and disabled. I enjoy it. get to be close to my family moreso than any of my other siblings. and sometimes she wakes me up to ramble about her dreams. Overall id say its worth it. kinda like the mom in her stead.

>>42520947
i already filtered that person but i thought we all agreed it was just cismoid

i wish i was a woman lowk

do you guys hate me?

any of you chuds know any good manga? I bought a couple volumes of Pokemon and it's good but there are literally a million volumes

>>42520947
it's definitely just an annoying creepy moid

>>42521003
yes. from what Ive gathered they deadass hate you. what did you do?

>>42519015
surprised i'm not the only post op boymoder on here

>>42521017
how is it possible you're this bored

anyone eat poop in this thread

>>42520947
i don't mind her in the slightest
the wanted to be called a husband is weird though

>>42521025
im not that guy. but im currently multitasking.

yes omg have you tried the new pee flavor they have out?

>>42521035
then I better explain how I ended up here.

fuck yesss that shit is juicy

>>42520947
i filtered as soon as a name appeared so idek what’s going on lol

>>42520947
>>42520974

>>42521056
yes please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrA2woKFtmk

gem

shocking to hear. cowbot, is that you?

>>42521095
reminds me of paramore

wouldn’t you know, i have the perfect song for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_3h3WqGfVo

>>42521081
late 16 year old me was a 4channer. was into the idea of being a femboy. so I began considering myself one. but I wasn't feminine as the other femboys I seen online.
so I browsed the board more and
saw these men becoming hot women. so I thought Id beg my mom to let me get hormones and allow me to transition. went to a therapist. lied about wanting to be a girl. I was really certain id make a good-looking woman. I was still young. had good proportions and a good face. Still identified as a gay femboy until I was 20. Then I started seeing myself as a girl for a few years. But I kept boymoding because I didn't see myself as a girl. My boobs were growing and now I couldn't go back to being a femboy. Not gonna get any surgeries and waste money. Ive always been a gooner. read a lot of hentai Manga. but something I noticed is theres a category referred to as "shemale" these beautiful women would use male pronouns and refer to themselves as guys. I really liked the idea of being just one of the guys. I just want to be a woman in appearance alone. I know shemales aren't a real thing and some find the term offensive. But idk what other word to describe it. Never thought the hormones would work that well. Considered calling myself a femboy but you dont really think "femboy" when you have large breasts. So I just find myself avoiding the gender thing entirely.

what the fuck is this slut saying

agampmaxxing is crazy sis fr

bored person baiting just ignore them

i don’t even know what they said, but cake filterers continue to win

not reading that #illiteracy

>>42521120
is what shocking to hear?

>>42521208
shocking to hear someone call one of my links gem instead of coal

>>42521169
m-t-f-t-hefab
do you pass? i don't see this working any other way, or even if you pass it's slighty weird and will probably cause some strange situations
>but I wasn't feminine as the other femboys I seen online.
because most of them are women, underage, or have godlike top 0.000001% twink genetics.
i'm surprised you're a midshit, 7 years on hrt and still here

i didnt even click the think tbdesu

>>42521233
oh lmao no that wasn't me but I'm sure it was gemmy as hell sis

>>42521169
it’s so crazy being a retard because why was i mulling over the morality of transition as a suicidal dysphoric while people like you get to literally be women because youre unabashed fetishists. im so bitter

>>42521245
now that makes sense

fmmml

what's up with theymabs and not shaving. don't they know beard always looks nasty

i hate being a beard shadowhon

they're non-binary so no, they don't usually know anything