>>42513187
To be honest though liking women is reqlly cringe, for one vaginas are disgusting

would anyone be willing to date a moder who's a chronic relapser and needs constant supervision and handholding to not die? we can do cute things like you driving me to the ER you bailing me out of jail, you giving me narcan, you installing a blow-n-go on my car and checking to make sure i didn't uninstall it etc etc

good morning mmg i’m tired as fuck

>>42513194
>women = walking vaginas
thank you gay male for your casual misogyny which surely isn't insecurity

dubs and I cut

at the risk of sounding transphobic i've dated both cis women and trans women and it's NOT the same

im sad :<

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I hate men

>>42513388
>different women are different
WOW! next you're going to say teenagers and adults are different

>>42513414
lmao, real

>>42513323
No just from experience I do not want to date someone with a vagina because I find it gross, otherwise I love women as friends

i feel like killing myself today, post suifuel pls

>>42513463
You are valid, you are going to make it, you deserve to exist, you are beautiful

i also think vaginas are a little gross but everything about men is definitely gross so u just have to put up with it i guess

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>>42480000
https://voca.ro/1aClb78HJQNx

>>42513499
no better suifuel than hugboxing

i thought u were american britnona why are u posting from some kind of soviet era waiting room

>>42513569
This is why you just sex girl pp

>>42513194
also women have big ugly tits, like a big fat man. men have cute flat chests and look human shaped, not like big cows.

>>42513573
you have autism voice, talked to many british moids like you. clocked ur ass

>>42513634
clocked me for being autistic, being british and lying about being american, or being a moid?

>>42513641
autistic

>>42513645
i don’t think that’s true. i’m a tranny on 4chan, no way am i autistic

>>42513260
No. Nobody would want to bother with this

immediately gave up on eating nothing but potatoes im getting a curry fuck my fat tranny life

>>42513187
After guymoding for 5 years, I’ve become convinced that the importance of social transition is just a conformist meme and that it’s not at all beneficial unless you use it to delude yourself into believing people see you as a woman.

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i only trooned out because as a man masculinity is something that is potentially scary and dangerous. if you are a low value man this goes from being a positive trait to something threatening and creepy. i just wanted to be seen as cute and harmless so i castrated myself

brap
https://youtu.be/E57eLle0d0A

>>42513765
testosterone really is poison

>>42513765
second is hotter desu
give me a haunted lighthouse keeper who will whisper forbidden secrets of the depths in my ears at night

>>42513775
delulu

fantasizing about being some moids onahole again :/

>>42513765
what showing hole on omegle does to a nigga

i made a friend in toronto one time on omegle she was nice

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>>42513775
Just saying in this case Willem Dafoe is hotter than that guy AND probably has a bigger penis cuuuuuz idk if u knew this he infamously has a HOG

>>42513898
sex?

>>42513912
nofren i don't do that kind of thing
im a thoughtful moder

>>42513910
is there any photographic proof of this?

>>42513401
Literally me

>>42513934
Nuh uh but I recall them needing to construct a prosthetic penis for him to resort a full frontal scene in AntiChrist because test audiences found d his actual penis distractingly large. I think there's a gif of him helicoptering his dick somewhere tho!

I’m dying alone

tuff

do i inject hrt today

yes

Oh fuck it's my injection day too I forgot

>>42513934
i think if u just google willem dafoe cock its on there but its true he is hung

imagine being world famous
and there's a webm of you doing the helicockter

>>42514002
That's why Dafoe is the fucking goat

>>42513989
its injection day and i have so many things i don't feel like doing today
but injecting makes me feel better because of hormone levels kek

>>42514115
Girl same. If there's one thing I miss about pills it's how ez it was to just pop those fuckers and forget about it

my boyfriend is in FUCKING GREECE the FEMBOY land fml

>femboy land
>some of the hairiest men imaginable

shut up shut up shut uppp

>>42514128
i forget my pills like once a week then wonder why im acting like a moody cunt

Today I feel like rotting in my bed like usual. My shoulders are too broad for any sort of boobs to look natural on my already giant frame. And even then I have a horrifically ugly, deformed face so it’s genuinely over for me and I should probably kill myself someday.

>>42514115
>>42514128
shit, is the reason i don’t really notice my injections’ mental effects that i inject at night before bed?

>>42514211
Bitches be saying this and turn out to be one of the passoid chicks itt

alright, everyone post unsees to prove your moder status. surely we won’t have everyone get called a fake moder by someone

>>42514226
6’3
0.91 midface ratio
20 inch bideltoid

>>42514251
idk what any of that looksmaxxer skullmeasuring bs meanz

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sloppa

>>42514261
i had a bagel for breakfast too! it was a full one though

are you even really trans if you arent bonepilled
>>42514287
yummy
>full one
i might have another half later
main course of breakfast is my 2 liter cup of coffee

i still haven’t gotten around to acquiring the taste for coffee. buttered cinnamon raisin bagel + chocolate milk for me

I'm just saying you kids these days sound like fucking phrenologists

>>42514328
Chai mogs coffee for me

i think i injected too much or at least i think this is how much you're supposed to inject but i don't want to be wasteful

i want 5mg which is around .13ml at 40mg/ml so i draw until i see .15ml and then push until it's down to .13ml to get rid of the bubble am i fucking something up

What's ur guys fav lipstick color

i’ve never worn lipstick. the only makeup i’ve worn is eyeliner and concealer, both of which i washed off pretty much immediately because i did a terrible job

>>42513401
yeah this is 99.9% of men

dont skip this cover
https://youtu.be/mvN0O7jkbQI
>>42514328
i started drinking coffee at like 12 oh man
>>42514334
how else am i sposed to know what parts of my face to request be bashed
>>42514339
i love chai too, also yorkshire tea
idk mostly im just self medding adhd with caffeine since i was a child
>>42514363
i dont have an upper lip so i cant wear that stuff

>>42514379
yea I feel this. nothin more disheartening than seeing makeup poorly smeared over a moid face :/

>>42514438
do you drink it black like a REAL man?
t. started drinking coffee at around the same age

bad midface, acceptable nasal labial folds, poor canal tilt, terrible WHR

jover

my hands shake too much for makeup because of the trauma (i tell this to foids to sound more fembrained) but actually ijdc and i want to play ultimate atv on my psp

I gave a good face and build but that's just thanks to my Spanish genetics

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not the cleanest inject this week but it's officially next week's problem.

im not into men but the drummer in this video looks like he fucks right
https://youtu.be/d43pMOF_MQI
>>42514467
absolutely not lol
light and sweet JUST LIKE MY GIRL :3
>>42514472
my philtrum and brow are like copy/pasted from my dads face
its challenging
he's a handsome guy but not fem

Lia nobody cares about your female music performer/dj fetish

i dont drink coffee its yucky i drink red bull only downside is my piss smells crazy if i drink too much

I literally just look like an ugloid freakazoid monstroid from the early 90s

>>42514486
are u a thigh or tummy injector

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I haven't put much work into becoming a sissy kpop idol after my brother was visited by his 10/10 anime looking girlfriend and my sissification ambitions seemed puerile in comparison to real love

>>42514515
stummy. It's easier to pinch and get a good hold of the fatty layer for me personally

good afternoon
staying up until 6am maybe wasn't the best idea

coffee is amazing btw you just have to start with very milky ones and gradually acquire the taste

i also stayed up to 6am n i was up at 9 perhaps a skill issue nona

forgot the message idk i was going to complain about how awful my nudes are and how long my face is and then lament how i should be twenty pounds lighter and have a bf already

i need my beauty sleep

>>42514497
wat

every time i try putting on makeup i always accidentally make eye contact with myself in the mirror n get flashbanged with the buffalo bill goodbye horses scene n i get so upset i get in the shower n scrub it all off so i dont have a favourite lipstick colour

>>42514589
That movie has done generational damage to troons good lord

i haven't put on makeup since i started transitioning because i did some in the first month and i was terrible at it and it made my face more masculine and i cried for 2 hours after

Holy shit you bitches seriously need to swallow your pride and follow some simple tutorials

it's easier not to see yourself as a clown when you're not wearing the makeup

i do need to learn countouring still tbbh
im very satisfied with where im at with my hair now tho
legit that took a long time to figure out

I should do clowngirl makeup at some point

lowk wish i was hot enough to be a sissy

>>42514640
90% of sissies are bloated ogres you'll fit right in

there's no such thing as a hot sissy they're all 50 and married with children

>>42514660
if im going to be a sissy i want to be in the top 1% of sissies not looking like a divorced dad wearing his wifes bra

>>42514681
You realize they iintersect with the cream of the crop hsts doll crowd right? If you're not gonna make it as a regular troon you won't make it as a sissy

>>42514689
a man can dream cant he :(

sissies are all repulsive in both body and spirit

>>42514698
Both dreams are equally unachievable for you, so pick the less perverse one is my advice

fuck all the stupid sissy shit I just wanna feel pretty man

>>42514478
for me it’s just my complete lack of artistry

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why do trannies no longer love pizza?

i love pizza i like pepperoni n olive pizza :)

>>42514735
we dont eat cow rape gunk anymore you sick fuck

>>42514515
nta but i do both sometimes. i prefer thigh because i don’t want to inject into my patch of eczema on the right side of my stomach and i know i need to rotate injection spots. usually it’s alternating left and right thighs with the occasional tummy injections

>>42514536
5am and 8am for me, i’m functioning alright myself

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https://youtu.be/iLsLQeXyrhw

talked to someone on tagmap and realized im too much of a loser to hold a normal conversation

>>42514795
i wonder if this can be gamed with a burner disc and enough attempts to ingratiate yourself with different types of people. im trying that next weekend bc i want to get in with gamer boys

>>42514795
literally me

>>42514735
https://voca.ro/16DnG7xbthTO

do you think i can get a gamer to have sex with me or is that pase? i have opportunities irl so maybe a 35 year old with a cod addiction isnt a good prospect

sweetcorn and tuna on my pizza pls and thank you

>>42514835
If he looks like elpresedor yes if he looks like wingsofredemption no

sorry tumblrmoder i dont like pineapple on pizza not for reddit reasons its just too wet

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>>42514858
oh god I would blow ur FUCKING mind with the Hawaiian pizza we have over here im sorry you haven't had your eyes opened

>>42514881
the emphasis should be on mind, when fucking is in all caps the comment reads as aggressive and sexual

reminds me of how homer finds out theyre selling the baseball team to albuquerque in the simpsons mfs from the southwest really do be enjoying bold flavours

>>42514896
hehehehehehhehe what if I emphasize "blow"
>>42514926
funny enough our baseball team is literally called the isotopes too but I forget if that's because of that episode

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https://youtu.be/TtgZb0uGUGI

i wish i was an ugly chad with a chin strap making grunting sex noises in front of the girls at the philo101 lecture and laughing super hard. i also wish it was 2005 so it wouldn’t be out of place

GOOGIGINGAN

>>42514823
with all due respect to your native ancestry, you literally sound whiter with each vocaroo I listen to

i wish it was 2005 too but just so i could get on puberty blockers n also steal my dads credit card to buy nvidia stock

>>42514984
I’d get google and facebook stocks

>>42514981
https://voca.ro/124ujmn0uf9n

>>42514994
this is true! I for one think it's beautiful the way you fully embrace your valley girl ancestry

>>42513260
why r u trying to get a partner on 4chan thats the most retarded shit ive ever seen

lia found her wife on 4chan

tumblrmoder embraces her shared ancestry by showing up to the pow wow in a jeep wrangler wearing ugg boots

in 2005 I was drinking milk from a titty, and honestly? if I went back to 2005 I'd just start doing that again, hell yeah

>>42513632
i love big fat men

>>42513463
you're stunning and brave

>>42515012
this is the only place where someone might realistically down bad enough to take that deal

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>>42515021
it legitimately upset me a little bit to learn that tumblrmoder apparently really does manmode and doesn't dress like this

>>42515040
the only person i have ever met with my exact flavour of autism was in frengen and i left him waiting for me in a train station without showing up. he told me i was crazy and had to get help then i blocked him. that was like 2 years ago

>>42515020
confirming also shes incredible

>>42515063
objectively, this was quite rude of you. however, it happened to a man, so I giggled a bit

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>>42515055
>me
>wearing something that isn't black
oh ma goodness

>>42515078
tbf i told him afew days prior i wasnt going to show up so it’s his own moid fault lol am i right ladies??

i shoulda invested in mini eggs last year my portfolio would hit +100%

>>42515055
i picture her looking exactly like this lmao mopping the floor with her big ass ugg boots on

>>42515091
oh, well in that case wtf did he expect?? moidtism proves itself to still be the worst kind, clearly

>>42515089
STOP you're killing my immersion, what do you mean you wear all black sounding like THAT??

>>42515114
https://voca.ro/12oPoVjzbJ9b

>>42515012
i met the closest-ill-ever-get-to-perfect ftm guy on here 2 weeks ago until we stopped talking because he said he wasn't mentally up to it
it can happen

>>42515127
fag

>>42515148
not everyone can get away with girlmoding oKAY my job is public facing
id kill it in a call center tho

i like wearing my wifes t shirts to sleep in cos smells like her

we’re all fags here

>>42515127
this is the COMPLETELY wrong genre of white girl... we're gonna have to draft out a whole rebrand and start calling you skatermoder and shit

>>42515127
embrace ur la heritage tumblrmoder put on the big pink sweater n dye ur hair blonde

>>42515105
big fan of the implication here that she just never takes them off
>no babe (male), the ugg boots stay on during sex!

>>42515162
I genuinely GENUINELY forgot that her hair isn't blonde, even though she's already clearly depicted it as black herself

>>42515089
damn i can’t believe i get out-emo’d by tumblrmoder. i’m wearing all black today (except graphics & shoes) but that’s rare. usually i have a bit of color

>>42515157
pfft i dont girl mode i just wear sissy banties occasionally
>>42515159
wdym im cishet

>>42515160
skatermoder would definitely be more accurate from an aesthetic standpoint tho idk how skater girls are supposed to sound
>>42515162
>>42515182
id look even more like my mom if I was blonde lol
>>42515184
i meannn i wear color too but it's always super minimal and cuz i don't do much besides work and home i don't own many graphic tees cuz i cant have em at work

>>42515199
i have tons of graphic tees because i’m a failure and also lots of bands have shit that’s like, purple or green

still know how to do kip ups :3

>>42515209
is this britnona lol I feel like we probs wear similar shit

I like to think tumblrmoder's mom is super supportive about the whole trans thing but is really struggling to accept her daughter's aversion to lululemon

im lucky i survived crossfit that shit was dangerous

i havent bought new clothes in years when i need something new i dig through my closet for one of my dads old concert shirts from like 20 years ago

i love all the tumblrmoder headcanons we’re doing

<3 you Sealmoder

crossfit is trying to kill yourself but get the gains quick enough to outpace it

I'll bimbomaxx one day dw kids

i thought crossfit was trying to injure yourself

I'm Riddler-maxxing

>>42515251
me too, she's the only fun character left tbdesu

riddle me this batnona, 2 balls and no kum

i dont want to have to get fake tits but my boobs will end up being too small for my chest

>>42515269
you had better! bimbomoder era would fix mmg I think

boobing me

>>42515226
say you're proud of me

>>42515282
i’m not fun? :(

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any other moders like egg sandwiches
i've always felt alone in this

>>42515320
who dis

what kinda psycho gets the coop meal deal?

>>42515295
isn’t bimbomoding antithetical to manmoding?

tesco gang nona im gonna beat ur ass

>>42515320
fun? I don't even know who you are...

>>42515325
im more of a bread dipped in egg kind of gal

>>42515329
beloved named character “anonymous”

>>42515331
me
they do that really nice pasta as well

>>42515334
we'll have rebranded to just "moder general" by that point, don't worry

boots has the kino underdog meal deal

I need to yaoi max until I become enough of a twink to attract masc4fem gays because if IWNBAW I may as well find a substitute.
>>42515325
Haven't had one in years, probs will try again (not coop tho)
>>42513765
>i just wanted to be seen as cute and harmless so i castrated myself
Yea real
Also T is poison.

>>42515325
british "people" when it's time to eat smooshed, soggy bread out of a cardboard box

unfortunately i'm forced to use the coop because the nearest tesco is double the distance

tumblrmoder gets a pass on girlmoding because she's the jester

i havent done a nice outfit in a long while
i should
>>42515325
ngl publix sub is vastly superior to brit mealdeal sammiches
im sorry for saying this tho>>42515256
kinda true

sigh

I. FUCKING. HATE. MMG.
the fakemoders make me do the fortnite dance and shout "go, white girl, go!"

those always look nasty and I wonder how long they sit on the shelf

>>42515383
>publix sub
no shit they're £7.30
had to set my vpn to the us just to access the website as well
disappointed

probs like a month, it'll depend on what's in them.

>>42515405
if i throw a nickel at you will you put on the dress

>probs like a month
I mock them but britain is conditioned to survive the nuclear fallout, the first world will shrivel and die long before them

>>42515365
dont lump me in with this i think meal deals are gross

meal deals are for survival not for enjoyment
don't mock our struggle

>>42515449
fine fine, every british "person" except this nona
just for you <3

>>42515405
i need to learn some fortnite dances

>>42515463
thanks :3

publix subs give me the shits

>>42515440
you can never pay me out of my TRUEMODER PRIDE!

>>42515478
yeah I've gotten the tendie sub three times over a decade and had the shits immediately after

britnona infamously isn't actually british but I'm sure one of the recurring characters has to be, just by probability. this is a sickening notion and I hope it's one of the ones I don't like

>>42515494
i love not being british and just doing the accent

>>42515501
mocking a third world culture, how cruel of you

rightoid trannies are so cringe

>>42515478
i always get bologna and cheese with mayo :3

>>42515494
im british

>>42515510
i’m allowed to make fun of them like i’m allowed to make fun of the italians

considering moltbook, is mmg entirely fake?

>>42515494
i am also actually british
whether i become a recurring character is a different story

>>42515542
>>42515551
i’m so sorry to hear that, nonas

yes im the only actual person here

>>42515548
i'm gonna feel so embarrassed when it gets confirmed i'm the only person here and i've been talking to bots the whole time

i cant tell what's real on this epstein website anymore, am i speaking to ghislainebot? cowbot is an ai freudian slip

>>42515548
what?

>>42515564
>>42515567
what can i do to prove i’m human?

>>42515581
you can conspiracy post all you want, I'm still not going to call her cowbot

what should i do for my nails this time

>>42515596
timestamped pics of your butthole

>>42515605
so much this

>>42515602
cowprint..

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>>42515610

someone start shirtless saturday

>>42515494
im british can one of u nonas from a real country please get me out of here i cant do this anymore

>>42515605
i don’t even have it on me :(

sry im working on moving to uk not other way round i think

>>42515626
can we do shit yourself sunday too

>>42515628
only if you're one of the mmg characters I enjoy seeing

>>42515638
swap homes with her

it's selfsuck sunday tomorrow

>>42515645
i dont have enough personality to be a character sorry nona

>>42515655
ah, back to the british swamps with you then I'm afraid

>>42515655
i don’t have any personality and i’m still a character

>>42515673
neetadopter?

>>42515641
way ahead of you

>>42515681
nope!

>>42515690
darn... at risk of sounding like that one freak, doxxmoder?

we let gyarumoder be a character and she never even says anything...

>>42515696
steerike two

>>42515716
britnona being self loathing, final answer!

>>42515719
ding ding ding!

one day ill be a character

>>42515646
lol no

if its a self loathing post its always britnona shake my head

>>42515652
why isnt it selfsuck saturday

>>42515727
can you please be one of the cool ones who has like, a whole gimmick and interesting things to say? I'm sick of "characters" who are just namefags

>>42515727
i believe in you nona, you can do it!

shame the uk let's you hold dual citizenship. What a cuckold country

if i post art i draw myself in mspaint of richard nixon sucking off jfk is that a good gimmick

>>42515725
>>42515737
yeah, should have been my first guess...

>>42515737
not true, mastectomymoder is very self loathing, and so is the average moder

>>42515757
why not draw actual nonfiction like trump slurping off big bubba

>>42515757
jfknixonpornmoder is a bit of a mouthful (lol), maybe simplify it a bit

>>42515739
it's suck someone else saturday

>>42515763
credit where it's due to mastectomymoder though, she has a very recognisable typing style. you can always tell when it's a mastectomy post

>>42515767
i dont want to forcefem trump or clinton how am i supposed to get off to that use ur head nona

>>42515757
that's not a gimmick that's high art

what does it take to become a character here i'm willing to make it my life goal

>>42515818
fill in the name field with something you hate about yourself!
>>42515783
whoa

>>42515818
unironically you just need to post a lot as a bare minimum. preferably have some kind of recognisable theme to your posts. my biggest tip is that you can't force a name, that's why tr*ps aren't true characters, the general has to come to identify and name you naturally

>>42515834
like this?

>tr*ps aren't true characters
..oh ; -;
>>42515845
perfect

>>42515838
arent we all traps tho?

>>42515856
no, that's a very offensive thing to call a trans woman. do better, anon

I have a bf, plenty of friends, my own place and enough money to buy everything I want and not have to work
Yet I'm miserable and suffer from severe executive dysfunction almost 24 hours a day. Let alone the whole manmoding thing...
Vro what is this mess?

fakemoder

I = no pass thoughbeit

Went out with friends and felt out of place, unwanted, and empty the entire time. I look nothing like a woman even ignoring my towering height. IWNBAW in the truest sense and I should blow my brains out immediately. I have no hope of ever being a woman IWNBAW IWNBAW IWNBAW IWNBAW IWNBAW IWNBAW IWNBAW IWNBAW I should just try my hardest to rep and get rid of my soul because attempting to feel anything and try to transition causes me nothing but pain. I am an empty husk and I’ll stay that way until I kill myself.

>>42515896
so beautiful i cried and nutted and shit on myself

can you stop capsing iwnbaw please? it looks jarring and is masculinecoded
ty

dubs and i kill myself

>>42515937
It’s an acronym tho? Aren’t those supposed to be capitalized?

>>42515856
kinda the opposite of a prototypical “trap”, they look like women but are men in identity. we’re too moided to “trap” anyone despite being trans WOMEN

tfw i'm a iwnbawhon

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happy gasparilla me hardies

>>42515957
it just looks bad okay
you pass better if you minisculize acronyms trust me you don't want to be a majusculizing acronymhon

>>42515981
I think that’s kinda stupid but I’m too insecure emotionally to actually do anything about it so I’ll stop capitalizing it

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>>42515998
cool thx
you didn't need to mention the first part tho
that was kinda already implied by your initial post

i will never b-*buuurp* b-be a woman morty
wubbalubbadubdub

im a estrogenized fag who only dates other estrogenized fags

Morty we will never be women Morty, we're doomed to masculinity Morty

Testosterone should be classified as a poisonous substance

FtM's who actually want to go through with testosterone and masculinize have my full blessing, because that shit made me want to kill myself.

who seriously looks at being male and says "yeah gotta have it"

i like poondosed ftms those lil doods are sexy

You just like chicks with short hair

im only attracted to people who willingly castrated themselves

>>42515773
kennixon is apparently the ship name, maybe just call her kennixon moder?

What suicide methods are moders thinking about. I was considering helium bag for a bit but saw a picture of someone who died from that and it looked really horrific. Are there any fairly painless suicide methods?

anyone who survives a suicide method says they immediately regretted trying to kill themselves so none of them are painless

>>42516345
i survived three and I don't regret any of them

cooking with your gf must be nice

>>42516280
short hair and no tits and mustaches and BO and oversized clits

>>42516355
i stand corrected sorry nona

>>42516397
don't dismiss my experiences :(

>>42516322
bullet(s) to the head if applied right is painless
the problem is to do it right

>>42516355
what kind did you try?

>>42516322
strangulation is painless, even enjoyable unless you fuck it up and get brain damage (very easy)

i didn't enjoy it

what game should I buy after I finish days gone

>>42516474
really? i liked it so much i have a choking fetish and my retarded gaze attracts men who like to choke so it works out very well. god has a plan for u

>>42516449
threw myself into traffic, overdose and hanging. blacked out immediately in the first two, my friend saved me from hanging

guess i did something wrong

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i attempted twice and nobody gave a shit and nothing changed except i got a mild medfet

cut the shit no sui just transition

ffs or ctb YOU DECIDE WHO WINS

>>42516322
gunshot to the head for max results or cutting + aspirin to thin the blood are the two i consider most seriously. otherwise i just think of looney tunes shit like dropping a cinderblock on my skull or being crushed by a giant mallet

Do you 0ass with your hair tied tight?

need someone to drop a piano on my head

i tried drowning myself in the bathroom sink when i was 5 does that count as an attempt or was i just retarded

>>42516573
where do you think you are?

SIGH
COOKING WITH YOUR GF MUST BE NICE

i’d love to bake with a gf. or for a gf, maybe i’d be too bitchy about baking together

>>42516322
probably a gunshot would be the least painful
i can't get access to guns so if i were to it would probably be hanging or finding something to OD with

>>42516598
all manmoders are passoids now
people who were manmoders a couple months ago are now she/her hrt reppers

cooking with others is so domestic and beautiful i wish i had a queer nonsexual roommate to cook with in a purely platonic manner please don’t come onto me i give lovey eyes to everything youre not special please pleasw okay im moving. Yknow?

>>42516440
>>42516555
I’m in cali so I doubt I can get a gun easily, especially if they see I’m in therapy for depression or smthn. Probably cutting and bleeding out seems to be easiest ig. If trips I kill myself tn

>>42516628
please don’t kill yourself. i was just saying what i think about

i found a penny and i picked it up, i think this mean that all day i’ll have good luck

i would prefer a gratuitously painful suicide method to traumatize my loved ones as much as possible

i would love to cook pancakes or something with a boyfriend who i love and accidentally spill the batter on the floor and start profusely apologising but then to look at him and his stupid smirk and both start laughing and then he says it's alright and graces my forehead with a kiss and cleans it up for me and then as he's walking to grab the kitchen roll i look at him and realise this is what it feels like to truly be loved

doxxmoder kill yourself party!

>>42516667
>no quads
sorry that’s bad luck for a week nona

>>42516642
I’ll never pass tho and I feel so empty in my life. My career is gonna be shit and I feel like a burden and like none of my friends even want me or care about me beyond occasionally being useful for them. I’ll never have a boyfriend either cuz who tf would want to date a depressed ugly manmoder. Even feels like career shit would be fucking awful and I’ll be working some dogshit job I hate so that I can earn enough money to keep living this life I feel empty and sad in. Rolling again also

if i have a cock and you have a cock then it stands to reason that we could touch our cocks together.

>>42516529
Medfet?

>>42516736
could? we, dare i say, should touch our cocks together

nestling inside her foreskin to share warmth

touching her circumcision scar n asking who hurt u??? :(

it’s always the same five jokes itt

knock knock