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Bros, my girlfriend has the biggest fucking boobs. They're soft, beautiful and amazing. Women are fucking great.

>>43172100
I never work

>>43172370
Does she produce milk?

chat, I have been so tired recently and trouble sleeping, could be seasonal ig...
do u have seasonal dips???

>>43172370
When are you transitioning do you can have your own?

>>43172431
I never sleep

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>>43172370
waow happy for u ngl
>>43172397
oh no, why not???

real new
>>43172365
>>43172365
>>43172365

>>43172431
Stop eating like shit
>>43172478
Troll bait is too obvious dude

I take HRT already for two years and my levels are amazing but my hair is still too fine to style properly should I just rope?

>>43172370
must be nice

seeing my cut not bleed right away bc there's too much fat/poor blood flow BECAUSE of fat is duch a negative feedback loop lol

>>43172541
Dutch is always a negative feeling

>>43172541
Cutting is so fucking cringe and malebrained

>>43172552
lol
>>43172596
since when is cutting malebrained

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This board has really aged. You used to get bullied for being even close to 30, now that's half the posters here. How did we lose touch with the youth? Where are all the young trannies going?

>>43172624
Cutting yourself and showing scars is malebrained like showing your cool scars. Useless men with nothing to fight for and pooners overcompensating. Male. Brains.

>>43172660
The oldshits left too. The board is just dead. Everyone is on TikTok or Onlyfans.

>>43172660
the average age here is 19

>>43172660
the people who used to be young when the board was new are the same old people who are posting today

>>43172669
then I wonder what's wrong with me for sticking around
>>43172680
can't because no underage allowed and also there would be more cattiness to old people like we had back in the day

>>43172680
You wish

>>43172695
You should move to mature sites like Reddit and Blueskye

i need a good set of kitchen knives what should i buy

>>43172660
They’re going to hell for killing themselves

Just laying on the bathroom floor naked sobbing hysterically thinking about him and how much I wish I could scream in his face and pound on his chest and hate him and ask what all these DL closeted grindr slobs give him that I never could and if the sex is really all that fulfilling and if he thinks any of these hinge flings would really pick up the phone at 3 am when he’s all alone and needs someone right now
I want to hate hate hate fucking hate him so bad I want to say all the disgusting awful shit I can to him I want to stab him in the heart for making me think he doesn’t care for not calling me or asking if I’m okay when he should damn well now I’m not
But I can’t hate him I can’t bring myself to do it I could never intentionally do anything to so much as make his smile falter he means too much to me
I fucking hate being like this, it’s awful. Being a girl is so fun :)
Hope everyone is ready for work in the morning

>>43172660
>>43172695
yeh but the www came out in 1993, so even the oldest of gen x would have been under 30 at that time
>radio is a kids thing
>tv is a kids thing
>video games is a kids thing
>internet is a kids thing
it's a sort of fallacious way of thinking like oh older ppl don't do it cos they moved on, but like nah they don't cos they never did until it was basically mandatory
average age of transition also went down from like late 30s in the 2010s where there is a more clear difference
nobody older is going to pay attention to boymoders quibbling about a few years today unless they're severely brainwormed beyond belief
it's not even like posting in other places is much different either, since today everywhere is trying to be a 4chan alternative or spinoff w/ all the q boomers and election tourists

>>43172695
What else would you be doing during downtime?
>>43172826
Internet is the evolutionary end stage of media
>>43172711
Why go from one dead platform to another?

>>43172737
Easter Monday is a bank holiday so no work today. Sorry you have to go through that

>>43172902
Fuck my stupid healthcare tranny life I need to get into a career that lets me work as little as possible

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>>43172680
I'm late 30's

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>>43172695
>then I wonder what's wrong with me for sticking around
I wonder whats wrong with everyone else for leaving.

Who else suffering in these the wee hours

>>43173013
Being a NightShiftHon is agonizing I just want to go home

>>43173017
Same girl i got one more hour then a 45 min drive until i can get stoned. Hang in there

>>43172894
>What else would you be doing during downtime?
getting drunk

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>>43172660
the board sucks for anyone new and lets face it the content here isnt exactly fresh or fun anymore. We are in the decay stage of 4chan i guess
>>43172680
i dont believe you
>>43172695
>then I wonder what's wrong with me for sticking around
got nothing better going on it seems, kinda bleak tbdesu

nobody here knows anything about kitchen knives?

>>43173114
I know how to sharpen them?

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>>43173114
what do you want to know? I got autistically into them for a while

>>43173094
>lets face it the content here isnt exactly fresh or fun anymore
>got nothing better going on it seems, kinda bleak tbdesu
both of these are true and probably related

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>>43173114
most basic kitchen knife sets are fine famalam, find a set that looks nice and you're all good. just get a knife sharpener too.

Like you could buy a Hakuba 白馬 8" Damascus Steel Gyuto Chef Knife 牛刀, but it aint gonna cut your carrots any better in a day to day setting really.

>>43173094
>Isnt fun anymore
Was it supposed to be fun? I come here when I want to kms to commiserate. I dont put energy in this place when im feeling good

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>>43173157
>Was it supposed to be fun?
I'm having fun

>>43173094
feels like just a few years ago /tttt/ culture was the main cultural export of 4chan. even now, the vocabulary and some of the thinking is everywhere. so i don't get why this place is just so dead

>>43172959
Same, but I'm also small and cute so it doesn't matter

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>>43173175
>so i don't get why this place is just so dead
they made the captcha too hard so now we only get high IQ posts, normies dont post here partially because of that and also because 4chan isnt linked to their insta so if they make a cool post nobody knows its them so they cant auramax from it.

>>43173157
you are part of the problem

>>43173187
I dont respect you if you choose to be here for recreation

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>>43173157
I like it here, its fun. a whole lot better than any other social media site
>>43173175
janny issue, they completely fucked the board. especially here. drove all the regulars away

First time I got on this site moot had made the background clown themed and played horrible circus music you couldnt turn off

I like knife and I like cleaver too

>>43173175
really?? a lot of older ppl just say the vocab got replaced by invaders and tourists
not sure I have many posting board specific terms like gt, it's usually mostly reddit and sa stuff

Need a update on:
Naz
Mefmodee
Salt
Mado
Paige
Blobby
Anon

>>43173512
Bad teeth
Who
Who
Dead
Still here
Still here
Still here

I came so many times on MEF pictures...

>>43172508
Anyone?

Need an update on laf

>>43173582
worried about laf
is laf sui true?

>>43173969
It's hard to imagine she would have ever learned to shut up in life and I haven't seen her post in years but idk

>>43173833
iunno ppl swear by microneedling, otherwise if ur deficient on stuff like biotin that might help???
stuff like conditioners w/ keratin and so on are okay but don't have long lasting benefits I think?

>>43173969
he's too narcissistic to commit suicide

>>43174486
Does he still claim to be a cis man?

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>>43173969
not true. talked to them few week ago

>>43174524
sobbing

the chaser map is frozen...

obsessed with this:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/p00ta6132Bs

>>43174990
agp babytrans spotted

>>43175011
n-no

>>43175037
It's ok, better than manmoder coping. Wear what makes you happy

>>43174250
I'll just book an appointment with a dermatologist then. Fuck it

>>43172660
If you haven't been here for 5 years you're a newfag
>>43172680
Bullshit
>>43173255
What an asshole but still better than the others
>>43174944
Chasers need to stay gone for good

>>43173512
They say blobby was in the hospital and died. Salt is still around

>>43175481
I have been here for 9 years

>>43173255
Remember when moot made /pol/ play a cuckolding audio porn at full volume? He had also photoshopped himself into femdom porn and made that the pinned post. Then he left and let pol metastasize

>>43175502
I don't see you proving that any time soon

>>43175606
I probably have screenshots from 2018 threads on my hard drive somewhere. Can't be bothered to find them though, also there's people here who are older fags than that so its not even a big claim

>>43174990
It can't get more AGP

>>43175623
Then why are you still posting here?

>>43175645
Why would I stop? I'm still a tranny

What's the average shoe size here? Where do you go for bigger shoes?

>>43175671
Aren't you supposed to move on with your life?

>>43175687
I don't pass so I can't

>>43175634
https://youtube.com/shorts/fBcTCEgN1tQ?si=OtM7Vb7LgkiwuYha

even this?

>>43175698
that's really cool, but unfortunately extremely agp

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>>43175687
..not that anon, but like ....to where? Susan's place?

its nice to sit in my room and chill to music and play vidya and shitpost on 4chan after work. Cant be real like maxxing 24/7 yknow?

>>43175698
She's doing it for horny men. If you unironically see that and obsess then you're AGP. No normal women watches porn for the fashion ideas either.

>>43175693
>>43175732
Just live a real life and watch Netflix when you're bored or some shit. Post on Twitter or Instagram instead.

>>43175726
y'know, i edont even care if its AGP. fight me irl outside tesco!

https://youtube.com/shorts/ysta8VdgM5c?si=lOYJ3WQrO9a-EQ1Y

>>43175752
But I like it better here. I like that I don't have a name profile that all my posts are associated with

>>43175752
>and watch Netflix
i can do this and 4chan at the same time. My attention span is too nuked to just watch netflix in isolation anyway.

>>43175760
These are all cool outfits, but they'll only work if you can pull them off and also definitely an everyday thing. If you're hot you could wear them to like a rave or something though

>almost 2 weeks since my last injection
i think im just going to toss all of my hrt

>>43175767
>>43175780
Millennials fried on meth stop using youngshit websites challenge impossible

>>43175810
I'm a zoomer and most people on here are older than me at this point lol. I was just posting when underage b&

>>43175802
just get back into the rhythm of doing it again, just two weeks is not the end of the world in the grand scheme of things...really depends on how long you've been on e but still, just commit to it. i've like been skipping weeks here and there but out of ~2.5 years it really doesn't have much of an impact

>>43174990
>>43175760
those are some interesting outfits anon, have u ever heard of a trip called kayla???
>>43175752
this is normal in 2026 lmao
stopped being a secret club a long long long long time ago...

>>43175836
4 years in july. i know theres very little effects in skipping a week or two
im just too dysphoric and im pretty sure i have the estrogen resistant gene

>>43175837
It might actually be Kayla

>>43175975
Kayla is hsts though

>>43175880
i stopped for like a month or so when i had jaw surgery and it really didn't change much, but you should just try to stop being so negative about it and realize there's no going back and to just move on from it

>>43175837
>kayla
Frequent SRS haver and Nemesis of Aiden?

>>43176007
its not reverse dysphoria, its dysphoria over it not working

>>43176016
do you think you can pass as male at this point?

>>43176016
you're just being so vague, like what hasn't happened that you were expecting...while hrt definitely differs based on genes, if you aren't doing what you need to do to maximize it's effects then obviously you'll feel that way

>>43175802
don't really know u or what u take, but if u dispose of it then u should probably not flush it, apparently ppl flushing old meds is a problem
like u might be turning the frogs gay or something tbqh
>>43175975
really?? does kayla still post or is it just ppl pretending?
>>43176011
lmao
where has lalalily been lately anyways???
>>43176016
what would have needed to happen for it to 'work' tho??
like obviously it did something, so the other stuff might be fixable too

>>43176054
>where has lalalily been lately anyways???
Ive seen them about on the board earlier this year i think? they seemed fine. Still doing paramedic stuff as far as I can tell.

>>43176029
absolutely lmao
>>43176054
fat distribution

>>43176054
lily now posts as ayden and is doing some weird mtftm larp altho they once larped as ftmtf because intersex so i guess its not ftmtftm

>>43176066
yeh posting before but not for like weeks or months now iunno
>>43176154
ah... can't u get like fat graft surgeries as a last option???

>>43175802
Don't do that

Ayden annoys the ever living shit out of me.

>>43176154
>fat distribution
are you putting in the proper work for that though (e.g. eating for gaining weight and sleeping for growth hormones)

>>43176038
First time poster?

>>43176264
ok kayla

>>43176278
idk i made the mistake of starting hrt as a fat chud and keeping the weight on for too long so now im at a healthy bmi but still have a bunch of fat around my stomach+loose skin so i dont know whether i should eat more or go down to like 100 lbs

>>43176323
also my boobs would have been bigger by now if i was a candidate for genetic growth

>>43176328
Just get a ba?

>>43176317
Found Ayden anon.

>>43176420
pointless, they were only going to give me 200cc's bc i have such little tissue

>>43176328
who did your ffs/what procedures did you get done?

>>43176439
ed gein, full botchification

>>43176473
wait isn't that like...

>>43176473
Fuck you

Why is there another thread with an autist talking to himself?

>>43176473
so which surgeon and procedures fr? i get you're upset but itd be nice to help others not get bogged

grace can you go be botched somewhere else? like anywhere else is fine, ur just making it really gross and uncanny in here u know? thx dawg

>>43176505
?
>>43176511
idk ive said it multiple times u know what ive had done

>>43176539
not a surgeon issue so you'll be fine

>>43176549
>idk ive said it multiple times u know what ive had done
not that anon but some of us dont live in thread

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Posting here because I don't want to start a new thread to vent and don't want to post in /mmg/ because those guys are too fucking depressing
>be me 32yo manmoder
>have a "straight" coworker who may or may not have a crush on me (I might have sucked his dick a few months ago but that's a story for another time)
>hung out with him after work last week
>I have 0 friends so this is a milestone accomplishment for me: social interaction outside of work after the age of 30 [achievement unlocked]
>make plans to hang out this past weekend
>excited, was planning on coming out to him to an extent
>canceled other plans to make time
>day of
>he hmu in the morning to ask if I wanted to go see the new Mario movie (was this his closeted way of asking me on a date?)
>don't confirm but also don't shoot him down over it, was mostly just looking for ward to playing some more super smash bros
>time rolls around to when we had planned to meet up
>"Hey anon, when you want me to come pick you up to chill?"
>no response
>hit him up once or twice more that afternoon but I've been completely ghosted
>...
>come into work today
>ask him what happened with Saturday
>"I was out" -walks away
>...
>later on tell him I'd be down to go see the movie with him sometime
>he suggests two days this week when I'm working in the evening
>seems to take it as an offense when I say I can't do it those days
>avoids me rest of the day

What did he mean by this? Can someone who's dealt with "straight" guys who are like this help me here? I get the feeling he kinda wants to fuck me but is too terrified of being seen as gay or whatever. We have made plans and I've been ghosted by him before but this time felt extra painful because it seemed like we hit it off really well when we hung out last week.

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Why do all my theymab and sneedhon friends get to be happy while I'm not

>>43176535
That's just Paige at least it has been nice without all the racist and transphobia shit.

>>43176572
okay but anon knows what ive had done

>>43176602
why are you so fucking obtuse

>>43176605
because im miserable

pig can you chill out. go get a donut or somethin big guy and relax a lil bit

>>43176602
Just be serious and everyone else will take you more seriously. Right now you're acting like it's a funny joke and you think you're pranking us.

>>43176593
Have you tried an iced coffee from dunkin?

>>43176665
why would i care about "anon" taking me seriously lol

grace y r u grumpy grouchy today? take a break maybee

>>43176754
psychosis and boiling point issue tired of hurting etc
but u right though

>>43176589
He's confused about his sexuality. Fucking you once is one thing, to keep seeing you is another

wish pedro would stop harassing me in the drawing thread :(
he's so mean and obsessed

>>43176600
not me, I've been busy all day plus I'm not racist or transphobic

>>43176850
>plus I'm not racist or transphobic
well

>>43176850
big blood you are extremely racist and horribly transphobic. you sit here all day harassing trannies

>>43176884
not moreso than the average person at least. I've never hurt anyone legally speaking

>>43176939
I literally do not, I very rarely post in mtfg
I've been posting a bit more in the last few days bc the thread is a bit active, but otherwise I've easily gone weeks without posting itt

>>43176942
paige the average person is not racist and racism is still racism
and you are absolutely more transphobic than a republican chud ishgiusdhfg

>>43176942
you are a literally cognitohazard to everyone in this thread because you constantly spew hatred and call us rapists and pedophiles and men. Literally no one causes more damage than you

>>43176976
ok well then I'm not racist either, I don't do things racist people do. I don't harass anyone or use slurs or shit like that, at most I just politely avoid people which is honestly probably better for them than having to interact with an ugly tranny like me
and Republicans are transphobic for the wrong reasons

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>>43176773
>>43176589
We never had sex. The weird possible blowjob thing could easily be me being paranoid but too many things lined up that make me sus
>about 6 months ago talk to a guy on grindr for my weekly stress relief blowjob
>says he's nervous and DL, first time with a trans
>asks if he can wear a mask and wear a condom, I say sure as long as long as he doesn't murder me
>guy comes over via uber
>comes inside, doesn't say one single word the entire time from the moment he came through the door to when he walked out it
>covered head to toe wearing a balaclava
>suck his dick, he leaves
>time goes by
>it was such a strange experience that I think about it more and more, details start emerging from the memory:
>guy had a similar build to coworker
>same complexion
>coworker also wore a balaclava since he has to take the bus to work and it was winter
>coworker later mentions in an unprompted way that he lost his balaclava and had to get a new one that same week I met Mr. Silent
>not saying a single word (not even an "I'm cumming")
>when coworker came over to my place last week he paused just a beat longer when in the room I sucked Mr. Silent

Idk. It was a very strange realization that he might have "tricked" me into sucking his cock anonymously. I get being sexually confused but I'm not out here looking for love, or even a relationship (which he knows). I have no idea how to talk to him about this either - if I'm wrong and it's just a bunch of weird coincidences I'm a creepy faggot, but if I'm right that means my coworker and friend tricked me into suckinf his dick. I wouldn't be necessarily opposed to sucking him really...but I try to keep a separation between personal life and professional life. I think that if Mr. Silent and my coworker are one in the same it would explain his hot/cold attitude towards me. And it extra sucks because I have nobody to talk to about this shit either. Feels bad, man

>>43176981
>constantly
that word isn't appropriate
>call us rapists and pedophiles and men
I only say the last one and I don't do so to be mean, it's just stating how I perceive things. there's nothing wrong with transwomen being men, I'm not saying they shouldn't be allowed to try and alleviate dysphoria

>>43176850
oh no... funny ...
can't u both just get along tho? u carry on like a married couple sometimes ngl

>>43177033
no we don't, he's like the serial cat rapist who pisses on my doorstep and shits all over the neighborhood

>>43177020
bitch you're 32, that hookup was insane. I'd tell you to have some self respect but I stopped expecting that from self proclaimed manmoders. Still, get your life together

PEDRO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

>>43177045
has she actually ever gone outside and hurt someone tho???
cos it sounds like she doesn't really leave her room, meant as kindly as possible lmao
she just seems like a shy and awkward girl that annoys u but u can't stop fighting w/ her...

>>43177022
Must have been the other 35 year old that draws like a toddler

can bluechews fix broketrannydick? i want to get a boner again sometimes

Why are chuds so bad at art? Paige just reinforces the theory

I am two centuries old

so tired of people obsessed with pooge

>>43177506
trip on mono

>>43177128
Eh I have plenty of self respect I just have a decent sex drive and have a strange sense of duty to bring coping bis and gays out of their closet by experimentation. Idgaf what they're on about, it's about me getting what I want out of it. Giving someone who's insecure a blowjob isn't exactly complete degenerate behavior anon

>>43177623
The blowjob part is fine, the balaclava and not a word spoken are weird as fuck. But you do you

>>43177623
guh, I want ya

pedro and paige should just hatefuck already tbqh they're both going to be foreveralone might well tbqh

>>43177662
Well yeah, which is why I think it was my coworker. He knew if he said anything or had his face visible the jig would be up. I wasn't really worried about actually getting assaulted...the dude took at Uber so all his movements would be recorded etc. I'm also a fairly strong person still, since my job is physical so I could defend myself if need be. I keep a knife nearby in the room I do the deed as well just as insurance too if things go south

>>43177718
No you don't, I'm criminally nonpassing

>>43177886
>I'm criminally nonpassing
not that anon but this wouldnt be an issue for me.

>>43177864
Fuck off spooge

>>43177886
pfft, I'd dick you until you passed

>>43177902
>>43177943
Thank you but I doubt it, loves

u ever have 1 of those days where ur prostate is aching to be violently bullied

>>43178098
give me a peek and I'll cream looking at ya

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>>43178114
I'm a disciple of Jesus and therefore don't have urges.

>>43178182
shame

>>43178114
no but i'm not a raging faggot who's larping a tranny because they wanted to be special despite not having dysphoria like you... so I can't really relate at all

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Why does he do what he does? What's his deal?

>>43178412
i literally said i have dysphoria what

>>43178441
hot faggot

>>43178493
you don't. you wish you did, and your certainley mentally ill enough to believe that you do, but you're really not. you were just an ugly faggot who wanted to troone out to feel special, get that minority 'woe is me' pityparty privilege. seen it before and you are so spot on with it's not even funny

>>43178534
yawn

hi gracie hru today!

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OK honest question.
I've been on E for a year and 8 months and my sexuality has slowly but surely gone all over the fuckin place. I turned bi after just over 4 months and unlocked a lot more of my submissive side. The subbiness kind of went away but the male attraction matured into more than just fictional men. Partners came and went (all long distance, bleh). Currently I have a boyfriend (again long distance) and he's great, he's romantic and sweet and nerdy in the right ways and just adorable. (I wish he would degrade me more and better but I'm still happy with him.)

But lately I've been getting more back into porn with a more male focus. It never went away from my mind for long but it's very much back now. I'll self-insert as the guy sometimes. I uh... kinda want to knock a girl up. I always did before transitioning, but that had changed.

I don't feel regret for transitioning and I don't want to detransition but I feel this dysphoria about my own desires and actions and... not really shame but almost, maybe embarrassment?

Has this happened to anyone else here? Did it go away? Were you able to help it go away?

Currently I'm on 0.15 mL of 20 mg/mL e. valerate every 5 days, and 200 mg of progesterone nightly. (That's oral, I don't know a lot about other methods.) Just in case that info is wanted.

>>43178815
PORNSICK

What's up losers

>>43178785
fantastic!!!

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>>43178114
yeah

>u ever have 1 of those days
nope!

Need a nice moid to cuddle while I drift off to sleep

>>43179230
hi

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>>43179126
amazing C:

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>>43179192
It's just one of those days

A MOTHERFUCKIN CHAINSAW

>>43179410
WHAT?!

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>>43179396
Are you one of the 40 year olds?

The children arnt ska as balls anymore. They have never boo'd a yah

>>43179713
I'm 21 :p

is this the official umamichan mtfg?

this is the official unofficial thread and the other one is the unofficial official thread
no wait sorry that's backwards

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>>43179884
oh lol imagine growing up in 1999

suh niggas wuz happein

I'm 32 which is cool bc it's a power of 2

>>43180300
need elder millennial or xillennial daddy bf to nut in my zillennial bussy ugh

>>43180300
what's wrong with that I'm not old 40 isn't old

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>>43180384
I come from the previous millennia as well

>>43180466
:)

>>43180035
Not what you're talking about but made me think about Interface by Umami, y'all should watch that shit, is vurr good

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>>43180381

>>43180300
Imagine your graduating year being 2009 that must've been cool

>>43180512
grubby little orc

stop it maiq i DO NOT want to frott with you leave me and my female penis alone!! get out of here!!!!!

I was just going about my business and this guy in a fedora stopped me in the supermarket and wouldn't let me pass until I had paid him one "pearl", what did he mean by this?

>>43180557
I wish that I could have graduated in 2009 that must have been the perfect median.

nutting rn ama

>>43181080
what did you nutt too anon?

when the FUCK will my boobs grow
did i fuck my shit up by having to stop taking e for like 2 months (4 months e, 3 NHS gel, 1 EEn 4mg)

why do i have to click a button that calls me a bottom when joining a long 4chan threat i feel like it's taunting me

>>43181868
wrong board lul #kms

I fucking hate working night shift so much. Genuinely never ever take a night shift job under any circumstances. Any differential or special offers they make are not worth it in the slightest. Completely destroyed my social life and made my already shitty sleep cycle completely fucked. Even when exhausted I can manage an average of 5 hours of sleep because my rhythms are so off kilter.

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I dislike having no real time for sleep due to morning deadlines ngl
also this is the thread to post official text and images, all others are not officially text nor can they officially contain official images fr fr tbqh

How do I dose my shit + what do I supplement with so I grow an actual pair of breasts instead of puffy cylinders?

>>43182483
ppl say different things and not everybody agrees, and there is not real research on it, so ymmv is the true answer
like some will say dose higher to pregnancy levels, others say if ur starting out then start w/ pills, low dose and ramp up, then switch and at a later stage add in prog
same w/ weight cycling and stuff like that
the arguments are boring so a lot of ppl avoid them and go w/ what makes sense to them

torpedo tranny titties are awesome stick withthem

>>43182382
Hello, fellow nightshifter. Why not just sleep in until 2 or 3PM? You get a vast majority of the day. The first hour or two feels awful waking up but once you're out and about surely it can't be that bad. Does your job let you read or watch videos or such when you're on shift? I treat it as the time I'd otherwise be busy interfacing with people to be able to enjoy. Do you make sure to take a day before and after your shifts to adjust your sleep schedule if you do vary it? I use this time to practice my voice training, personally.

>>43182483
i have horrible news anon

Fyi there's a second thread because umaruchan was informed that we don’t make the mtfg thread with a trip on in case people have you filtered
she insists on doing every single thread with her name on now
and she's in her 40s btw

when i came out to my dad he told me "i wish you'd told me earlier. we could've dealt with it by now" and i was like FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
I COULD'VE HAD IT
WHY'D I REP?
NNNNGGGGHHHH

How do you fix torpedo boobs if they do happen?

>>43183401
and by 'dealt with it by now' he meant you two having glorious sex

>>43182708
Fuck you

>>43180512
maiqdaddy ugh ugh ugh

>>43183346
And you're in your 30s by the way and mad about irrelevant shit. She's been doing it for months before you noticed. Because you let a pedo rapist chaser make them for months before that.

>>43183581
There's absolutely not a single positive about doing that except if you're a narc who can’t stand people filtering you
Put your trip back and find something to do with your life before you're in your 50s dude

torpedo boobs are dealt with using interceptor boobs and a boob targetting system

>>43183588
Dude nobody cares or has ever cared before except narcs. It's about as endearing as your transphobic chud posts.

>narc in a nutshell

id feel sad if he wasnt so pathetic

>>43183597
Fuck you

>>43183636
hey don't go firing them at me we're in international waters...

>>43183533
Only with a ba
>>43183588
If she's 50 then why does she look younger than you? Retard

oh no he's firing!!

>>43183533
ur cooked sry anon

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if the titties are torpedos im the wilhelm gustloff

>>43183636
Can I watch?

>>43183533
I was going to say "man them" but then just remembered that's harpoons.

>>43183656
you do not look young umaruchan, you have nothing going on for you that’s exactly why, despite being more than 40 years old, you have all the time that you need to make threads as soon as they hit the bump limit with your name on even if it doesn’t bring you any kind of positive attention because it's simply the only way that you have in your life to get any attention at all
that’s extremely sad but what is even sadder is that you feel the need to take it out on others, even at your age
get help, please

>>43183717
Doesn't sound like you know anything about her Pooge

autism cringe

>>43183401
You know why

ive had sex with three men but im actually not gay because you see im a woman

>>43183950
we're trying to fill our empty hearts with cock

>>43183950
is just three whore status now? im going to start telling every guy im a virgin

>>43183968
yes

>>43182745
My shift is 8:30 pm to 6:30 am, and I have an hour long commute. Generally I try to sleep from like 9:00 am to 4:30 pm, but usually my body doesn’t let me fall asleep/wakes me up early. Usually waking up isn’t too bad, the hardest parts are not falling asleep on the drive in and the first hour of work.
It’s been fairly lax until recently. One of my coworkers (who isn’t even going to be here for much longer, she retires in August) has been bitching non-stop to management about phone use. Pair that with a few dipshits using AirPods and not listening for the phone, and now any books or phones are an automatic disciplinary action. There are a few hours with no supervisors around, but now I’m worried she’s going to snitch on me specifically (even though we’ve gotten along mostly).
Yeah, I do “reset” days to get readjusted. My schedule is weird because it work like 5 days, off 1, on 3, off 5. It’s pretty inconsistent and makes stuff harder. I think I’d like it more if it was less messy.
Voice training during those hours is kind of a great idea though, I never considered that. Definitely going to try and make better use of that time then.
The one thing I hate, more than anything, is that I work every other weekend. I could probably put up with a lot more if it wasn’t that way.

Fine how cheap can I get a BA?

I'm gonna intentionally throw away my life and refuse to do anything useful, get a partner, get a hobby, etc. because I'm mad that I was born male.

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>>43184610
go to some third world shit hole like turkey to get it done
>>43184659
very male brained plan of action

>>43182745
Hello. I simply sleep at work. I go in at 7 pm and leave at 7 am. And have a 45 min commute. I love night shift the worst part is not getting to enjoy the morning since its the best part of the day. Sometimes i drive through the country and smoke a blunt before i go to bed. I never adjust my sleep. This is the same schedule iv had since I was a teen in school it feels very natural

I want to cheat on Kopersa so bad. She's so cheatable...

Yes. But Kopersa more.

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Cool story :^)

>>43184874
negro mentality

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>>43184904
Glugg glugg glugg

>>43184904
because they're transvestic fetishists not transsexuals.

>>43184907
Little cuck.

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*plap* *plap* *plap* *plap* *plap* *plap* *plap*

>>43185785
Stop it anon

>>43182990
I didn't start yet, don't worry. I'm trying to prevent it. I'm glad I learned this could happen before beginning estrogen.

Anyone else a man pretending to be a woman here?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Vent/s/tQa5PWJNSb
look at the shit a cisgirl can get away with
how is this even fair?
most LGBT people are at constant risk of homelessness and actual genocide yet some random ass cisgirl can trashcan her way through life and find men who will enable her and in the end she's still better off than the guys who had to deal with it all

just because she has a vagina. a single chromosome decides if your life is pure torment, debt and suffering or if you can just spread your legs into a life completely oblivious to anything bad going on and no matter how stupid and deranged they are they get away with it because of that hole, I mean chromosome, and when they fancy wearing someone else's skin we get ftmfemboys or people like paul who just take "being trans" as a fun phase to shake up the boredom of a life without any worries or consequences to their actions

maybe the chuds are right

>>43187214
>pretending to be a woman
i'm not even pretending.

Ugh

>>43187214
*sigh* yeh....

>>43187214
do u mean a man pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman?

>>43187684
No more like a man who thinks he's a woman because of mental illnesses so he pretends to live his life as a woman, albiet extremely poorly and everyone around him is weirded out and uncomfortable with it internally because they are not a convincing woman at all due to not being a woman because they are a man acting as a one

>>43187888
oh yeah that's def me

>>43187888
why spend all day here posting your mental diarrhea?

>>43187684
bag of milk ahh post

>>43187901
Does anyone still try to dispute the fact that transbians are just AGP men?

>>43188448
It's all fetish induced brain rot created by an aberrant male sexuality that is attracted to the hideous and grotesque. Blacked porn and shemale porn resides at the lowest rung of sleaze for a reason.

>>43184659
fair nuff

>>43188448
AGP straight men*

umaruchan is fpd, close friend of e*e and n*vy

>>43188530
its kirakira an old hag from a decade ago

>>43188530
knew it, frickin knew it dude!!!!

>>43188703
someone scraping the archives and assuming a personality of someone from a lost age of mtfg with nobody from those times left around that could expose them

my my what coincidences!

>>43187888
nigga u were always gonna creep out the normies no matter what u do because autism so it don't even matter

>>43188530
omg does being frens make you a personality disorder haver

>>43188986
fpd is blőbby ofc.

blobby died from cancer last year idiots

>>43189122
no that was mado

i thought i was blobby?

hello computer people

>>43188530
they type nothing like fpd though and they don't have the same interests

>>43189127
yeah blobby was his alter ego you retard

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DIE BLOBBY DIE

wait blobby is mado is fpd? who is fpd?

>>43189247
mogs me

>>43189100
wasnt fpd snew

blobby is kalis whos mado whos lia whos navy whos paige whos fpd whos mono whos potc
keep up

the people you're mixing together here are like oil and water fr
i find it thuper difficult to blieb umaru is snew

>>43189300
>whos potc
shudder

>>43189285
no fpd is a pooner

>>43189161
you're mado

Mono Won tho

what was the prize

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wait... who am I even...
do I even exist???
am I even real... does hrt even work???
when u really think about it we don't really know anything tbqh fr fr...

tbf only person who ever won a prize here was mado tbqh. all he had to do was sperg post a lot out about muh sociaizism muh communism and lia was like damn ur so right dewd here have my $3,000 pc because ur so cool n right dewd

wdym 'my' pc kek do you think i like unplugged the one i was using and mailed it over there

>>43189556
you like eggs right? that's real.

egg appreciation is mandatory

>>43189860
Looking at Mado's steam profile from time to time always made me laugh. That faggot loser would play ONLY the most malebrain games of all time like Arma, hell let loose. Not a single cis female has ever touched milsim shooters seriously, so fitting for him.

reel gaymers play overwatch

UHHHHH DUDE PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO LIKE EGGS BRO WOW CONTROL YOUR EGO BRO YOU'RE SO INSECURE ALWAYS DEFENDING EVERYTHING YOU LIKE IT'S TEXTBOOK WEIRD BRO I HAVE A DEGREE IN PSYCHOLOGY I WOULD KNOW

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>>43189880
eggs like chocolate eggs???
I'm just saying u know.. why would a trip from a long time ago ever post again??? especially one that is verifiably dead? esp if anons said it was due to a brain tumor...
like u don't come back from that... dead ppl aren't supposed to be posting again...
it just makes no sense yeh... cos then the old info isn't true either...
wait... unless anons just make stuff up as they go ...
... b-b-b-but.... that would be even worse!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWhH2w6jCZg

u got a squad for overwatch gaymin lia

>>43189533
at the very least she got her navy back