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Do NOT, under any circumstances fuck a bat pony.
They are vile, horny creatures that will have dozens of your foals. Your entire neighborhood will be overrun with little bat foals if you entertain the idea.
Keep your windows and doors locked, and do NOT leave any fruit out where they can see it. They WILL break into your house to try and claim you as their husband.
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>>42946332
It's okay. I already have a non-bat waifu.
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>enbattens your floofer
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>>42946332
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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>>42947148
Sounds the local bat fanatic to me.
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>>42946332
>claim you as their husband
Only if she lets me suck on her teats.
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Average bat mare after breaking in your house.
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>>42948290
It would make more sense for her to wear the sword with the hilt tilting forwards. Makes it easier for her to 'grab' it.
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>>42946543
>Umbrella
Kek.
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>>42946332
Oh no. How terrible.
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batple
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Instructions unclear, bat fucked.
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>>42950782
>Couldn't pull out a drive way
I don't know what this is referring to.
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>>42950755
>hfw Nonny thinks he won't fuck her
>Keekeekee
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>>42951913
Gooning to this
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>Double trips
Holy shit checked.
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i genuinely thought this shit was stickied for a second
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>>42953063
It wouldn't change a thing.
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>>42949476
Does Flutterbat count? She isn't a proper bat pony but a magic mishap.
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>>42953055
>marefair fag is a retard posting offtopic bullshit
Why are all of them like this?
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>>42954009
I think Flutterbat counts.
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>>42954581
Even though she can't even speak and stuff?
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>>42946332
Bat poni can paralyze you with their sonic screening. They use this ability for procreating.
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>>42954936
Yeah.
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>>42955411
How can she fuck you when you and your dick are paralyzed?
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>>42948861
You do realize ALL the kids will be bat ponies, right?
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>>42956557
Could it become any better?
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>>42952139
Because of the pattern?
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>>42946332
Why can't we fuck one?
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>>42957427
>we
Luna, please.
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>>42957427
It's bad for humanity. Bat ponies cannot produce human offspring, but can still produce foals with you. Bat ponies breed out of control when mating with non-ponies, easily having 6+ foals minimum.

One or two bats in town isn't that bad, but if just a couple get adopted as wives, then next generation there will be dozens of bat ponies. Worse, they will be raised among humans, giving the fillies the opportunity to become the 'childhood best friend' of the next generation of human boys, almost ensuring they will breed too.

Before long, the population of the area will become mostly, if not entirely bat ponies.
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>>42958257
I fail to see the problem here kekekekekekeke
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>>42958261
Imagine going to your grandaughter's school and seeing ZERO human children in the entire class. You wife meanwhile has the smuggest look ever on her face at the sight... and you finally realize the ramifications of your actions.

Humans are already loosing the will to breed without bat ponies thrown into the mix. Something so horrible could happen in just 2 generations.
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>>42958283
I for one, think more humans should get with bat ponies kekekekekekekekekeke
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I'm not even against the idea. But man, the roleplaying goes a little schizo here.
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>>42958327
Enjoy your 0 kids with your non-existent human wife
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>>42958257
It's not illegal to kill bats to prevent them from spreading like a plague though? So what's the problem? You can even fuck it and then blow its head off, win-win situation
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>>42958336
I think you misread what I said.
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>she was going to ambush you, but you were at work too long and she dozed off
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>>42958578
qt
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>>42958645
just like me fr fr no cap
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>>42958257
I am such a rizzless unfuckable dysgenic mutant chudcel freak of nature that not even the bat mares want to talk to me.
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What if I just wanna cuddle a bat
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>>42959713
It's cold and I wish I had a cuddly bat
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>>42960414
I heard bat wings are pretty cold though.
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>>42962227
They should have blood flowing in them, though. And neither bats nor horses are cold-blooded.
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Needs to be about 20% batter
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>>42963024
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>>42963975
That's a predator on the hunt.
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>Page 7 in an hour
Huh.
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>>42958257
>the area will become mostly, if not entirely bat ponies
What about other pony tribes?
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bat ponies is such a dumb name, shouldn't they be called Thestrals?
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>>42965825
That's even dumber, just a Harry Potter ref that has nothing to do with them.
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>>42965825
Nah, they're leatherbacks.
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>>42965255
They mostly stay in Equestria. Bat ponies are degenerates who will fuck non-ponies while the other tribes almost never will.

Bats are a tiny minority in Equestria who live on the edges of society, but Earth has prime breeding conditions for them. So hypothetically they'll eventually become the most populace type of ponies, becoming the dominant species on Earth, even if they're still a small minority in Equestria.
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>>42965830
If you kill a pony, you will get cursed and die in misery.
So don't be an abusenigger, if you don't want to suffer a severe IQ dip and have your head break in pieces.
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>>42965830
Probably.
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>>42965825
>Thestralia
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>>42966986
>2. Discover
where's "1."?
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>>42965521
She doesn't look so pleased.
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>>42946332
Total Chiropterran death.
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>>42968274
Sorry, bro, but your species is the one going extinct. Humanity can't possibly survive this.
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>>42968319
I wasn't talking about batponies in general, just Chiropterrans.
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>>42968339
Well I regret to inform you that the bat pony population is going to explode from 10 thousand to 10 billion.

That's a lot of screeching.
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>>42968339
Where's the difference?
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>>42968353
Humans are big old dummies. They need a bat wife to tell them what's what.
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>>42968348
So what? My problem is with the Chiropterrans, not the batponies.
>>42968353
Chiropterra is basically ISIS.
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>>42968468
>Chiropterra is basically ISIS.
Oh that's a EaW thing. Okay.
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>>42968501
Yeah. It's high-effort, but it's just basegame HOI4 in the MLP setting.
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>>42946332
What does bat pony milk taste like? Asking for a friend.
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Bat bump.
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>>42968914
Leatherbacks go up.
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>>42969185
>x+x+x=90
>x+x+y=140
>y-2z=5
>z+y+x=?
3x=90
x=30
30+30+y=140
60+y=140
y=140-60
y=80
80-2z=5
80=5+2z
75=2z
37.5=z
z=37.5
37.5+80+30=147.5
Bat has 147.5 mangoes.
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>>42968626
Strong mango undertaste.
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>>42970064
Unf.
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>>42970447
what is happening here?
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>>42971169
>69
Pone is afraid of that the tsundere & lewd Lunabat will do
Meanwhile this bat in stockings is creating boners
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>>42971627
AAAWWOOOOOOOOGGAAAAAAA
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Socksual bat
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>>42946918
The kirin is also a bat
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>>42972345
Kek, did you throw your bat headcanon into the comment section?
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>>42973457
Batties like to sleep on tree branches
...or in this case, sl-eee-p
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>>42973917
Where's the BEEF?!!
It's between Wendy's buns.
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>>42973136
welp i wanted to rape her as an ape self and imagined how she was mad and crying about it, maybe i'll draw something later
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>>42974589
need to cuddle the fat bat
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who are the five or ten most popular bat ponies nowadays
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>>42946332
Have a couple British school bats I just drew.
>>42974625
Echo is eternal, Lucky Roll is probably up there, and I wouldn't really know many others who'd contend.
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>>42974650
News Flash has been on a rise. There’s also that Flower pony from that animation, but the pilot kinda ruined her
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>>42974625
Definitely Lucky Roll as one of them.
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>>42968356
I wish I had a smart bat wife to tell me all the true facts about things and stuff
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>>42974650
Thanks.
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>>42974625
Lucky Roll's the current waifu of the year. I still remember when this fat bitch was up there.
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>>42975277
I never understood the hype for her. She isn't terrible, but the fat is a major turnoff.
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>>42974650
So if I will draw my bat OC every single day will she become eternal?
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>>42975948
That's a big fucking head for a such small body.
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That's a tiny penis for such a fat body, >>42976015
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>>42975605
Possibly. You'll have to make her prominent enough that people like her.
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>>42976072
I'll crush you with my BIG FAT body. FEAR me, sissy.
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>FEAR me, sissy
>>42976184 the crushed sissy fears the bats laughing at his tiny penis
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>>42976222
>fat
>short
>small dick
>ugly
>broke
>retarded
It never even began for me bros I never had a chance
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>>42976222
F-fuck... I have to come back stronger for the sumo rematch...
Next time, you're going to get CRUSHED for sure, faggot!
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Let's see if /dfb/ hivemind can produce a decent bat.
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>>42978096
long mane
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>>42978495
F A T T O B A T T O
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Bonk bats.
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>bonk being the slang term for sex
Love Bites fucks >>42979007
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>>42979106
I want her to love bite me heheheh
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>>42979162
>her
kekekek
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Happy bat
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>>42979187
A stallion is fine too.
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>>42979911 does boy bats up the bum
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>>42980000
I never said anything about anal.
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>>42980000
Quads confirm, >>42979911 zesty as hell, nigga
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>>42980019
Even zestier: >>42980011 is a trap bat's bottom bitch by being done up the bum by Love Bites
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Okay, now it's getting a touch too gay in here.
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>>42980077
checked
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>>42980077
>it's getting a touch too gay in here
You can ask >>42979162 >>42979911 about that
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>>42979187
>draw a mare, call hera stallion
This is now a mare for me, fuck the creator's intentions, he deserves to get cucked for being gay.
Littlepip is bi btw.
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>>42980856
>This is now a mare for me
You're still not beating the homo allegations.
You're Love Bites' bottom bitch that takes femboy bat dick up the butt.
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>>42980893
cope lol
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>>42980856
>Littlepip is bi btw.
I don't know any bat with that name.
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EEEEEEEEEEE
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Are bats keeping me unable to sleep?
Why are bats so sexy and cute?
Do I have bat aids?
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>>42981676
Here's an adventure bat
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>>42981346
>NO U
coap
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>>42980893
Nah, anal sucks.
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>>42982439
Hot bat.
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>>42983629
>bat weebs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b0WWoTtxB4
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>>42984151
>violin mark
Can she play instruments by making them vibrate with her shouts?
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>>42984234
Yes but the only note she can play is E
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>>42984536
So she's a real one trick pony.
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Batty up.
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>>42985810
The mad batter.
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>>42986312
What's the deal? I thought bats like this.
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>>42986895
What happens if you gently ruffle this bat's mane?
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>>42989971
Would impregnate
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Bat has heart eyes
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>>42990232
The hoomin is in danger
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>>42990597
And that's a good thing!
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>>42990597
Oh no... another one is going to fall into clutches of a life with a cute mare wife who took over his house... humanity have fallen...
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>>42990772
Billions must eeeee
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>>42991745
Damn, that's a sexy pair of wings.
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>>42992522
You shouldn't date her.
That's a very sketchy mare.
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>>42992795
The view is nice, I'm not sure what the ufufu is meant to convey though.
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>>42994179
Legg bat
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>>42993766
Laughing in weebspeak.
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>>42992795
SEXO
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Can you swallow it all?
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>>42994604
Bats are very sexual in stockings
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>>42994787
That's a nice wing pattern. Is there a specific reason why it is shaped like this?
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>>42994656
Bats are very sexual 24/7.
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>>42995238
who is she?
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>>42996051
Paint Splotch.
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>>42996197
Can you give us a tldr on her?
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>>42996051
>>42996599
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>>42996599
is bap
likes froot
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>>42998269
Would.
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>>42999490
HELLO!
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>>42999850
based bat triggering Italian food autists.
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>>42999850
>Panne
Based chips bat triggering Mutt food autists
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>>42999850
That's a damn shame.

Poor, silly, stupid bat.
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The bap is thoroughly fruited
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>>43000317
is she gonna eat it?
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>>42998269
Can't tell if that's a scrunchy face or if she needs some moisturizer for those wrinkles.
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>>42999850
>Breaks the pasta
>Pours milk first then cereal
>Puts ketchup on hot dogs
>Eats pizza and french fries with a fork
>Teaches the kids this is the right way to do something.
"This will be the new normal soon."
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>>43001690
Everyone thinks letting bats breed out of control is fine until they start corrupting your culture.
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>>43001690
literally nothing wrong with any of this
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>>43001701
>bats breed out of control is fine until they start corrupting your culture
literally nothing wrong with any of this
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>>43002130
>a culture that is already eroded beyond repair
vs.
>a bat mare you can rail and found a family with
The choice is not so hard.
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>>43003253
Wait, did she slice a whole melon with her wings?
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>>43003624
Bap is well trained. Fruit Ninja is part of batschool's curriculum.
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>>43004557
Watch your fingers when you're close to a bat.
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>54 minutes to p10
Fucks sake
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>>43005396
This is getting retarded.
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>>42999850
Always was, but now they're gone completely.
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>>43005730
I like warm-colored baps
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>>43004985
Spelling isn't her strong suit, eh?
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Take another bat from me.
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>>43006777
trips of shroom
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>>43006334
And what happens then?
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>>43007305
>rape
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>>43006777
>Poisonous lookalikes
Damn bats trying to get me killed
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Sleepy bap
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>>43007706
No, she swoops in to rescue you, thereby becoming your hero.
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>Immediately after bat ponies become 51% of the poplation
Saturday is now Baturday
E is now the first letter of the alphabet
Christmas is now Batmas

And you just gotta deal with it.
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>>43008310
That wing-thumb cake hold is so cute.
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Her smug aura mocks me
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>>43009347
Breeding hips.
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>>43008200
Doesn't matter, have cute bat.
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Wannamangos will deal with this pesky batpony plague

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