>>43007713
Glory to china, china numba wan!

>>43007713
WTF I love China now???

>>43007713
the chinese bourgeoisie has good taste

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>new MLP anything
>G4 characters
I'm glad I never bothered with any G5 shit. Clearly it's entirely worthless and skippable even to Hasjew

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>>43007713
>do nothing (but make good G4 merch)
>win
How does he keep doing it bros?

>>43007713
W-westbros..? What is our response to this??

>>43007824
Th-the west... has fallen...

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>>43007824
You will buy more funko pops, piggu.

>>43007713
Why does he look like a chinese jew? Which way does the mimicry go?

>>43007838
>Why does Chairman of Bank of Hangzhou look like a chinese jew?

>>43007838
Everyone, no matter what their initial race was, will devolve into jew as soon as they step into banking job

why do the chinks get all the cool shit

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>>43007838

>>43007838
if you have a job as a banker you slowly become more jewish like the griffons in equestria

>Chinese year of the horse
Makes sense

>>43007754
G4 is timeless.

>>43007713
Why do they all have bibs?

>>43007713
>Bank of Hangzhou x My Little Pony
They're going to collaborate with everyone huh
I could only find this: https://www.equestriacn.com/2025/12/bank-of-hangzhou-card-design-contest.html
Is there more?

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>>43007713
Based master of money
Too bad the west chose trannies over ponies
Even epstein realized he was wrong about trannies, and now we all have to live on as the echo of his sentiment trickles down to the subclasses
It was a good run

>>43008163
Because those horses are about to fucking eat this year. Ponies are going to be nonstop winning.

But how does Taiwan feel about ponies?

>>43007754
Yeah I'm really looking forward to them digging up G4's corpse and raping it AGAIN! Only true fans like you want that, the very best that could happen to our girls, not at all because you're a consoomer addict or anything!

>>43008901
They don't really care.

>>43007713
Is there a video?

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>>43008242
>high quality plushies
>rewards cards with FiM mares on them
Hasbro COULD make actual bank with FiM like how Touhou is with Japan by doing these same things here in the US. Instead the best they can offer is fucking funko pops.
For once i'm jealous of China, they win this one.

>>43008242
what superpower do you get by owning a Pinkie Pie (or any other pony) card?

>>43008918
Yes.

>>43008916
>3dslop cowfag coping and seething
You LOVE to see it!!!

>>43007713
Chinese banks are dumping fiat money and investing in mares, get in before it's too late

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>>43008939
The power of FUN!

>>43007713
What the FUCK. HASBRO YOU FUCKING NIGGER GIVE US OUR MLP THEMED EVERYTHING NOWWWWWWW FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU GIVE IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>43007840
Like carcinization?

>>43008901
They had their own active pony community back in the day too. They rode the wave with the rest of the world but not this new one in China. The only thing I can remember about them right now is one of their Catholic churches ponifying their anime mascot.

will you migrate to china to get the latest pony stuff, /mlp/?

>>43009270
God no.
But would it be less expensive to get the plushies through some sort of overseas shipping service or try to have someone copy, make, then ship more locally?

>>43009327
>copy locally
Cheaper in Eastern Europe or Latin America, no in USA or the rest of EU.
>overseas shipping
It works, but you might be raped by tariffs.

God damn chinks. How do i own one of these.

>>43009270
Why? I can get anything I want from chinese websites

>>43009270
China is a fucking shithole

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>>43008916
Pretty sure the post was criticizing the fact that G5 was designed to fail from the ground up. I'm not even joking here - G5 was some Epstein tier money laundering bullshit and you know it. We should be pushing for accountability if we had any semblance of morals or principles.

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>>43008137
Yeah I guess that's kinda the point. There's gonna be tons of pony stuff popping up this year.

>>43008177
www.bilibili.com/video/BV1yS65B2EPy
Bank of Hangzhou's bilibili channel.

www.bilibili.com/video/BV1SbzPB4EDB
Also this famous hot pot chain x MLP and their AI slop ad lol.

>>43010103
I'm pretty sure girls in China don't even give a single flying fuck about g5, considering all the g4 stuff going on here.

>>43009270
I live in China and this country is an absolute hellhole. Your chances of finding a job with a workday shorter than 12 hours and without mind-boggling exploitation are about the same as Xi being democratically elected. Don't even get me started on the politics. I once got cops breaking into my home and hauling me to the police station just for making a joke about our glorious leader on QQ. Though I guess if you’re white you can still carve out a quite decent life as an English teacher simply by virtue of being white. But immigrating just for the sake of pony stuff would be retarded as fuck. Once you start earning Yuan instead of US dollars, stuff won't be so cheap anymore. Just use Temu or something.

>>43008916
BS dude they can do a real G5 with the young of this show. So the crusaders are full grown adults, flurry heart is CMC age, etc... Same art style. Fresh writers who grew up as superfans of the show so the lore and canon is all good.

You know this is the real way forward.

>>43010287
Are you actually from China as in born there? Neat.

>>43007824
We kill cheese sandwich before the infinite cuck tsukoymi kicks in

>>43010388
And how do we achieve this, my Führer?

>>43010607
oh boy, that's my favorite thing to yabba-dabba-do!

>>43010287
Thanks for all the cheap stuff, bro /)

>>43010287
Hope you're all right in china, buddy.

>>43010287
based

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>>43010287
What did China mean by this?

>>43011058
They clearly mean that Twislapping is mainstream in China.
Imagine if they make a live action MLP movie >>43009928

>>43011058
Spank twi twi for good luck