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casually dropping a masterpiece on your tenth album edition

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this one
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>>129309561
This is the thread.
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BLASTING
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BLASTING
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Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew
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This album is phenomenal. Top tier Black Metal.
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>>129309597
>>129309599
Come one, come all
To the most pointless show on Earth
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Varg's Aryan Princess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tIJCOcxUik
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>>129309755
How much Tylenol does he feed his kids?
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>>129309652
Correct.
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Kaevum Reigns supreme
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>>129309761
Shalom
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DESTRUCTION UPON A HOLY MAN WHO HAILS A JEW
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>>129309755
lmao
how can you hate this guy
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VARG IS GAY AND HAS AIDS.
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>>129309830
How can he have a daughter if he gay?
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>>129309840
Weird things happen all the time.
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>>129309856
True
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>>129309873
Ebay marketplace-core. Enjoy your pesticide-covered cotton shirt shipped straight from Mexico anon!
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I lift to aske
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how do we feel about posers wearing burzum hoodies?
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>>129309873
It looks a bit weird around the neck
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>>129309917
Posers wear Burzum merch because that's what posers do.
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>>129309926
that means even if a true fan of burzum bought burzum merch, it would be poser behavior?
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>>129309929
Honestly a great album but I haven't listened to it since it came out.
>>129309936
No but you'd look like a poser.
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Who remembers Caller of the Storm's AMA? I was there. I remember asking him a question about Blasphemy's influence with an anime reaction pic, he called me a fag and just left.
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>>129309597
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>>129309969
Is that Forster second from right?
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Is there any metal (preferably death) with rhymes like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbQv9P-Vmi8
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This album goes too hard.
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>>129310045
0 memorable riffs
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>>129310051
Why post such a defamatory claim?
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>>129310059
I have to let everyone know
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>>129310045
They should have kept the correct proportions of the artwork.
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>>129309543
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HynpKOlESU
this is metal
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>>129310177
this is mental illness
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Varg haters are gay and have aids
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>>129309599
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>>129309969
I stood beside Erik at a King Diamond show and towered over him. So CoTS is also a manlet.
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hi guys is Satanic Warmaster racist? I heard from my leftist friends that they are lowkey homophobic and transphobic, are there any alternatives with similar sound?
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>>129310391
>my leftist friends
There's your problem
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>>129309822
Varg will always be a great guy.
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is "88" Aryan Kampf 88 a nazi dogwhistle?
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>>129310080
Does that look like a square to you?
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>>129310391
If you were told SW is homophobic and transphobic why are you asking if they are racist?
Anyway, why does it matter?
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>>129310437
They cropped the album cover anyway.
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NO SOUL
NO IDENTITY
NO PEACE
NO SERENITY
DOOMED TO WALK THIS EARTH
UNTIL OUR DYING DAYS
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>>129309597
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>>129310437
They could've used part of it for the physical release rather than making the painting look like shit
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>>129310391
Satanic Warmaster is AGP-coded
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>>129310549
Werwolf is a based NES and SNES-man.
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>>129309873
Almost looks like he has the David Byrne physique.
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>>129310613
>>129309873
He looks like McVeigh.
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I need to organize files on my pc
metal for this feel
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Jute Gyte is the king
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>>129309597
>>129309599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kivg_y7osmY
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if you go to concerts, you're not metal my fucking guy. we fucking hate normalfags and concerts here
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>>129311102
Correct.
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If the band doesn't have pic related, I'm NOT interested
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Sometimes j go on a bender on metal but it rapes my ears after about 3hrs
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>>129311337
>bender
>3h
What a weakling.
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>>129309561
Not exactly
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>>129309597
Also found out last fm seems to be down. Rats.
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>>129311379
I divide it 3 hrs then like later in the day another 2
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>>129311557
Truly a binge.
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>>129309561
first imgur link the pastebin is broken
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>>129311642
Only when using imgur.
https://rimgo.bcow.xyz/a/I4V7E
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>>129311674
not clicking this, cia nigger
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>>129310649
>Timmy won't do shit...
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>>129311682
Yet you clicked an imgur link, kek.
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>>129310421
Dogwhistle? No that's a full on siren
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If you go to concerts and support your favorite bands, you're fucking based. We love fans that keep the scene going.
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>>129309597
I don't think I'm going to listen any further into their discography
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>>129311847
Correct.
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>>129311847
Incorrect. Go back to shreddit. Oh, wait
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>>129311102
Correct and based
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wtf is a shreddit?
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I’m a huge pop music fan. I love my esoteric folk and my ambient collage and my digital hardcore, but when I need to just put something on while I’m cleaning or whatever you’re gonna catch me on that Sabrina Carpenter grind. On that Charli XCX grind. On that Maude Latour grind.
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>>129311899
Communion is the heaviest symphonic metal album of all time though
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>>129312033
adding more and more symphonic parts is why I don't want to listen any further
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>mid riffs
>Ass vocals
> Not heavy enough to justify lack of melody.
>Songs too long

Why do people rate this band so highly? Why are they known as one of the essentials? I fucking hate them.
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>>129312009
R/metalheads
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>>129312033
adding more and more symphonic parts is why I continued listening
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>>129312048
one good album: the band
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>>129310549
We are done with your libel and defamation of /metal/ icons.
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>>129312057
Even that album I can't stand.
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>>129312053
t. a gay bitch
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We love concerts here. Shut-in incels can blow nigger dick
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>>129312095
forgot your meme arrow newfag therefore you are identifying as the gay bitch kek get fucking rekt
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>>129312129
Correct.
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>>129312129
go listen to nightwish you homo
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>>129312051
Incorrect. It's r/metal
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>>129312103
Correct.
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>>129312175
Incorrect.
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>>129312198
No, it is.
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More of an r/MetalForTheMasses kinda guy
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>>129312103
>watching through your phone
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>>129312216
Incorrect.
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>>129312259
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>>129312103
>literal baldie
I repeat, concerts are for retarded normalniggers.
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>racist incels too afraid to leave the house
lol
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>>129312103
also, mutt's law
>>129312434
ad hominem
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Awful thread
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>>129312434
How can I be racist when you claim we are all one race?
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>>129312434
nigger there's no good gigs in January and there's too much snow to be worth going to the ones I'm on the fence about besides
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Smells like bitch nigga in here
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>>129312855
open your window
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>>129312868
Still smells like bitch nigga in here
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Cranked up to 11!!
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>>129312868
Lmao gottem
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>>129312482
retard
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>>129313202
Not really lmao. You smell like a bitch nigga
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>>129313239
We don't sign our own posts here
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stop using the n word
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>>129309873
That guy doesn't even look white.
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I wanna marry Varg's aryan daughter
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>>129312606
Correct.
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>>129313257
>no u
Common bitch nigga response LOL. Brah its time to do your laundry, wash that bitch nigga stink out!!
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>>129313356
You can't wash it off, it'll be on him forever
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>>129313356
>>129313390
Ironic posts
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I wish I was a popular metal artist
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Trve Black Metal is catharsis
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Although now it reeks of bitch nigga
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>>129313461
for what? what would you like to do besides metal?
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>>129313536
I have no idea I'm an amateur metal musician I wish I had some recognition
>what would you like to do besides metal?
nothing really, I just wish people would admire me/respect me kek.
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>>129313559
instead im shitposting on an anonymous metal general. tfw we'll never be well known
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>>129309597
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suck & fuck metal
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>>129313689
chuck suck 'n' fuck
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>>129313707
But Chuck did give the best head in all metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a red cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deepthroat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would always signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.

We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender and heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring him to mind. The sound of "heavy" metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of cum. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.

To say Chuck was gay, is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite though. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck, you are king of the world."

I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.
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>>129313741
the chuckster wasn't gay
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>>129313840
>.webm
not true
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Thank you for the cliquespam
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>>129313861
Inches from achieving full trans cat obsession mode
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>>129312434
Yeah, it's just socially anxious bitter losers acting superior on the internet while the reality is they're neurotic fags too scared to go to a show, as if anyone at a metal concert gives a fuck you're there alone
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>>129314054
>projection
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>>129313466
why did you post pop punk
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>>129313861
that’s the chad corner
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Holy basado
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>>129309597
Never liked CORE shit before this
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Symbolicance
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>>129313466
HEIL
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Where'd all the good posters go? This thread is shit
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>>129314192
The spam, autism, and lusting after children was repellent
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>>129314105
Pop punk is fun
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Dead internet theory is true in that weird motherfuckers make people leave places that would have been decent forums for discussion
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I stumbled upon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-d6pD5KDQY
I really like it.
I checked the metal archives and there are no bands in the similar artists, same for the other links.
Every time I try to branch out and look at doom and/or stoner and/or desert I just wish I was listening to the other song.
I will probably not find anything else I like as much as this.
Thank you for reading my epic blog.
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Phil Tougay ruined Worm
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>>129314198
>spam, autism, and lusting after children
that's nbsmcels for ya
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>>129314347
Rodents are known to have such an effect as well
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great
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>>129314543
Sounds like you should call pest control
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i listen to lamb of god while delivering packages for amazon
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>>129315021
Get back to work, wagie
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do you guys like this guitar design im going to build?
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>>129309597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rR-wqxRjIg
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>>129315021
i listen to lamb of god while ordering shit from amazon with free gov't gibs so shut up and deliver my shit
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>>129313171
why do these fags have to make their band name so fucking illegible its a major pain in the dick deciphering these cookie monster bands album pictures to look up
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>>129315089
im glad i was able to decipher the cliche spoopy font
this band is pretty cool for a retarded death metal band
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>>129309597
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>>129315120
Why's he sleeping with his hat on still
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>>129315089
>why do these fags have to make their band name so fucking illegible its a major pain in the dick deciphering these cookie monster bands album pictures to look up
That one is pretty easy to read though anon
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>>129315135
no, it's literally impossible
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>>129315165
>literally
I'm sure the people who wrote the title could read it
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>>129315058
Looks pretty cool.
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>>129315089
What is reverse image search?
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>>129315058
Not really, no
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https://youtu.be/I1uJw3Fec_Y?si=vEGXaJDoHG4B25M9
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Ur mom just roke up
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>>129315380
We the metal community do not accept such creatures
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>>129315665
This but for other "creatures"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49ZxQ0d0s1U
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>>129314337
Sure, but its grating after awhile
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>>129314145
Didn't like them back in the day. More into Converge honestly. Or 80s noise punk like Flipper and early Butthole Surfers. Anything that didn’t sound like hoe scaring nonsense i steered clear of. Anything to keep people away from me was my bread & butter.
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>>129312057
Nah Pleasures Of The Flesh and Fabulous Disaster beg to differ (Prong)
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>>129309599
Drowning the Light kinda night.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHQSW9CONks
more metal than whatever trendy shit you fucks are into
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>>129315880
Definitely not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
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>>129315880
We hate this here.

>>129315900
We love this here.
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Why didn't anyone ever say this one was actually good?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gnK2b6gMEA
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>>129315973
it's not
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>>129309597
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>>129316038
3.43 / 5.0 from 4,103 ratings
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>>129316046
When I'm Gone is a great song.
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>>129315973
Not metal.
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>>129316069
Nu-metal is still metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQggDNA7Jfw
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Thought this black lady was fine af and then the resolution finished loading
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>>129316108
Not metal.
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>>129316130
Purple man
Smoking weed
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>>129309597
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https://youtu.be/5EcAceh8XXI

Hfw this music is shit
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>>129316066
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>>129316233
Not metal.
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>>129316277
Thank God for that
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>>129309906
You should aske yourself why you're listening to such terrible music
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Personally I lift to whatever music I'm listening to at the moment. Probably not metal
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Heavy metal maniac. Because she's heavy lmao
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Livestreaming my wife's birth on Twitch in a few hours what should I blast for the stream lads
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>>129316473
nice, saved
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>>129316513
plz save my frog one too fren
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what are some albums with weird production? i like metal albums that have production that is a bit out of the ordinary, not the standard stuff
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>>129316589
High IQ production right here.
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>>129316523
already did last time I saw it
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>>129315973
BRR BRR DENG BRRR BRR DENG
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>>129316589
>funeral doom utterly submerged in a bassy drone
>weirdly thin guitar tone, yet not the typical "we recorded everything on a dictation device" necro BM production
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>>129309597
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https://youtu.be/XYvTDBeXkFw?si=LJK0apjI27y_JzKT
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sup uncs
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>>129309597
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How do genZ tiktokers justify listening to shit like Crowbar when they're so closely associated with Mr WHITE WINE himself?
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>>129316732
Death metal is unc-core
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>>129316732
good morning sir
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Is Blackbraid that good? Most viewed music video on BMP, but I don't see anything remarkable about it, sounds alright but that's it
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>>129316762
correct
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>>129316776
if black metal is popular then it probably sucks
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>>129316856
Agreed, Burzum is shit
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Metallica is stale boomer shit now, but their Live Shit: Binge & Purge concert from 1989 is a GOAT. The way they performed To Live is to Die was a great homage to Burton.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfl_TmcEW-M
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>>129317040
>now
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>>129317047
For at least 25 years.
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>>129309822
People probably thought he brainwashed his kids into only liking stuff he likes but she prefers Harry Potter to Tolkien and is into Taylor Swift. Seems like their household is kind of liberal in a way.
You are an abusive asshole if you try to make your kids into carbon copies of yourself. You should allow your kids to have an open mind and develop their own taste. At face value it seems like Varg actually does that.
I like that he does not seem to take himself too seriously. I think he likes to troll all the trve kvlt morons a lot. Thats probably why he started making AI content. Just to pull their legs.
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>>129317040
This concert footage made me pick up electric guitar.
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>>129317323
I was into both Tolkien and Harry Potter as a kid. I still like the first three Potter books (the third is my favorite). Can not stand the Potter movies. I am really not into Tolkien at all anymore. I prefer all the stuff he ripped off now or his predecessors like E.R. Eddison.
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you do realize metal is for children...right?
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>>129309597
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>>129317482
Sounds like wishful thinking, groomer. There are no children here.
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>>129309597
exodus - tempo of the damned
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>>129317482
So are vidya and animu but they are still fun
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>>129317482
t. 22 year old who still cares about how others perceive his taste in music.

When you finish growing up you will stop caring.
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>>129317482
Everything you liked when you were ten years old IS in fact STILL cool.
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>>129317564
my man
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>>129316589
Lo-fi power metal
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>>129309599
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Are all Finnish metal guys insufferable faggots or is it just Rauta?
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BLACK STAR BLACK STAR I GOT NO REASON AT ALL TO DOUBT YOU MOTHER
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WE'RE GONNA PISS ALL OVER YOUR TOWN
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>>129316449
You married a fetus? No way that's legal - at least not in the West.
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>>129319753
>a fetus
It's called a spinster in the middle east
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they're laughing at us in the classical general
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Metal music is the only true living descendant of classical music as it is the martiage of Wagnerian composition and the Hitleric spirit.
Modern “classical” is a cheap imitation
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>>129319753
Weird schizo freak way of interpreting what is otherwise a funny post
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>>129319827
go forth and defend your honor as a true metalhead!
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>>129319827
Seems they are laughing at that loser Kektor rather than at /metal/.
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>>129319859
Learn English, retard.
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>>129309609
i was thinking that this lacked in melody but then i got to the last 2 tracks, which blew me away
shit you not, i was listening to the second half of track 6 and right when it cuts to silence and back in, its exactly what i wanted to happen but it caught me so off guard and i was on my feet, great stuff thanks anon
ill listen again because the first half of the record wasnt good
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>>129309936
non-poser burzum fans iron their button shirts
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>129320103
Weird schizo
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>>129319827
Classical music "discussion" is pointless and boring
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>>129316776
PANF mogs
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>>129309599
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Found a gem in YouTube comment section

https://youtube.com/@efromtheinternet
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>>129320116
>i was thinking that this lacked in melody
>ill listen again because the first half of the record wasnt good
i couldn't have been more wrong..
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Castle Rat
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>>129320194
did NOT motherfucking click
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>>129320194
awesome
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>starter rats
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>>129320221
Count Ratula
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>>129319827
>valuing the opinions of gayboys and lasses The men moved to riff-based music.
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>>129320269
So women don't listen to metal then
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>>129320314
Correct
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>>129309561
https://youtu.be/x1wgD3bNLqI?si=syxi-uqQj9WpdRJm
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>>129320362
Definitely shan't be listening to any more metal than I do now then
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any hitlerian grindcore recs?
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>>129315058
I like it. 7 String, Evertune Bridge, Fishman Fluence Modern pickup? I'd do the BC Rich horns headstock.
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>>129320269
What is the Dutch genre?
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>>129320545
There was a song that went like 'Hitleeeer was a sensitive maaaan' and another 'Hitler had only one testicle'. It could be the same band - Magrudergrind, but I don't know.

https://www.last.fm/music/Magrudergrind/_/Hitler+Only+Had+One+Testicle+pt.+1
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this is the corniest shit I ever heard
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>>129320607
I assume this is a Dutch study, and that it refers to Dutch regional/folk music.
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>>129320619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9Ya01fTkIw
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DJ THROW UP SYNARCHY OF MOGGED BUCKS ON THE SET, ITS BLASTING TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9H3iFSVPiA
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>>129309597
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TV dinner rats
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>>129320837
Correct.
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Alexi Laiho
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frKCz2hokNs

give me songs with kino starts that turn generic immediately after
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SYMBOLICANCE
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>>129309597
decent album for what it is, but its hard to amaging eht guys in this band looking at this cover art a thinking "thats cool, we should use that"


2000s cgi album art is really something else
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NSDM Exists
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>>129320798
The greatest metal album of all time, legendary.
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>>129320996
Correct. hail hasjarl
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>>129320798
DJ DOGMUNCHER ON THE TRACK! \\m//
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Still waiting for the piano arrangement of Synarchy
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>>129320991
Never Stop Da Madness
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>>129320970
goofy ass goo-goo eyes
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Banging to this while I play video games and order a domino's
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>>129321034
This, but unironically. Also the Ad Nauseam piano transcription is missing from youtube now for whatever reason.
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>>129321034
This, but ironically
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>>129321209
That’s dogtube for you
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>>129321190
Hell yeah
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>>129321190
Try /trad/ for these kinds of posts
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Let loose the anger
Held back too long
My blood runs cold
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>>129321465
>>/metal/ doesn't like dopethrone
shame on you
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*cookie montser voice* PUSSY!!!!!!!!!
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>>129321190
This post gave me nostalgic vibes.
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Cookie montser
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Every Cannibal Corpse album since they kicked out Chris Barnes sounds the same
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>>129321956
He should start his own band like Megadave
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>>129321977
GOAT
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>>129322121
thats a horse
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>>129321956
Why ruin a good thing? CC and Amon Amarth nailed their sound and keep doing it well.
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we love Running Wild here
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>>129322153
One good song
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off topic edish in 3...2...1...
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If we don't have a new thread in 2 mins its gonna be a wigger slam edition
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Eye of the greyhound
Life demise
Mirelle
Oceans of time
Die alone

Those are my faves from that album, all bangers. If you dont agree your a tranny with no taste, simple as
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