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>Motorcycle tips and tricks and secrets
>Motorcycle dating advice, forever alone
>new better greentexts in progress
>personal attacks based on brand preferences
>reincarnate me in Japan next time please
>ADV bike adventures
>scooters don't count
>gnanon was a pedo
>motorcycle thots
>never buy Chinese motorcycles


links
>https://www.4chan.org/feedback" target="_blank">https://www.4chan.org/feedback
>http://cycle-ergo.com
>http://a2bikes.co.uk/
>https://www.crash.org.au/
>https://sharp.dft.gov.uk/

optional viewing
>Twist of the Wrist 2
https://youtu.be/ClmFaHuJUDU?si=2gQ6F36exziW7hjV [Embed]

>bak
https://www.miruro.tv/watch/21197/bakuon?ep=1


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Luv me Ural simple as
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>another corrupt muli cylinder 125+cc thread
BAD THREAD
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>>28965972
Rate my bike.
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>>28965984
2/10
youre not a vibe
get is cleaned
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>>28965972
7 hours of seat time today and it ended in lafayette coney dogs so all is good in the world.
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>tfw trying to bleed my front brakes

>filled reservoir and pumped brake lever (just a little bit of travel like all the videos say) for over an hour
>tried a reverse bleed but it leaked from the threads at the nipple
>tried taking off the caliper banjo and it seemed promising but after pumping for over an hour I gave up
>tried a gravity bleed but I forgot about it and the reservoir went dry

I'm going to try the reverse bleed again, this time with liquid thread sealant on the nipple threads, and if that doesn't work I don't know what to do.
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>>28966019
>filtered by brakes
>on a bike
kekkin
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>over an hour
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I am happy to say the tdub loves its new chain, brake lever and bash plate. idk why they made the oem brake lever so goddamn tight a fit that i thought i was gonna break the cable but it is what it is. and my rtv seal repair of the ripped gasket didnt leak so im happy about that
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>>28966028
Bleeding the old magura brakes on moto guzzis and bmws was an overnight operation.
Then again you just filled the reservoir, ziptied the lever to the handlebar and left it there.
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>>28965984
NEAT/10
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i have one of those shitty two-stroke bike kits and the chain tensioner broke. w2c something more advanced for more dynamic tensioning so the shift from load at the bottom of the drive sproket under pedaling to start it shifting to the top under actually driving the wheel doesnt make it all explode in my clutch case
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>>28966039
>doesnt understand hydraulics
>bro let me tell you about how it takes a whole day and a pack of zip ties to do brakes
dude what the fuck are you smoking why do you wrenchlets larp like this its so crazy to me
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>>28965984
THIS CHUNK OF THE SKY DOESN'T SIT WELL WITH ME
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picture this
>youre a mechanic at a bike shop
>customer brings in whatever and needs his brakes bled
>boss tells wrenchlet customer itll be 200$ (100$/hr shop rate literally unheard of in 2026 its all 120-160hr but you find one for 100$/hr)
>book time pays .5hrs MAX
>boss brings you the work order and you tell him no sir this is a 24hr operation
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28966053
>things that never happen
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>>28965576
Replied in the old thread by mistake. Thank you.
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>>28966041
Kill yourself.
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>>28966077
why tho
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I can’t enjoy day time rides anymore.
Everyone is awake and everyone is somehow on their way to somewhere.
Traffic on streets = jammed
Traffic on highways = jammed cus 1 accident and 1000 retards going slow looking at it.
Night ride pill is the only way to ride for me now.
Open roads, no cars, beautiful crisp air, high definition line of sight due to reduced pollution and sun heat.
recently installed my old tiger’s fog lights on and its perfect now. Never going back
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>>28966082
>advdad cant filter
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>>28966082
All of that is why I will only looking at big bikes like the one you have but will not own one, even me who has a KTM 390 ADV is somewhat difficult to deal with traffic, lucky on my end that filtering is completely legal, so as soon as I go home back from wage I laugh my ass off looking at the big ass line knowing I just saved 20 mins on just that one red light alone for not going on the cagie.

Problem for me is that now winter time comes soon unlike most who post here, and mornings are excessively foggy until noon, so I am more and more forced on using the damn old cage.
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>>28966082
Lonely
Rider
Night
Club
>on a cub?
Desu, possibly, desu
Desu desu desu
>DESUposting hours?
Yes
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>>28966114
>posting lonely rider feel club feel night club shooms
Remember to also give em the tape
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>>28965984
>white and red honda
perfect/10
>>28966119
>almost june
>”winter is soon”
what would a motorcycle on Bizarro world look like? I am thinking 2 wheels parallel like a big segway but with a motorcycle seat and frame
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>>28966131
>what would a motorcycle on Bizarro world look like?
Its like a Kangaroo land motorcycle, but its also winter here.
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>tfw you break into fingolia ural anon's medicine cabinet to tikki some time machibe pills beforr he noticed your out of funds
Perkele
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>>28966044
Whatever you say, the brakes of my bike work like intended
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>Got a used stripple 2013 for 4k on a whim
>Love it
>want to sell it to get the new model
I get why Yamminewb swears by the daytona, this bike is lovely
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>trying to finish off the last bit of my Road 6
>mf'er is squared off; bald and inverted in the center of the tread
>despite this, tendies non-existent
>want it to just be over but also kind of impressed
>Road 6 really is goated but they're so damn expensive that I didn't go with them again
>Mfw
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>>28966165
Pistäppähä ne ketipinorit takaasi tupihin, tai notta ristus poka rupiaa rasat pärkyämähän nii maan perkeleesti.
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Dual sporin
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>>28966119
What apart of upside down hell do you live in?
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Some lunatic figured out how to disable the traction control on his maxiscooter and accidentally did some donuts on this nice wooden decking. Somebody call a cop!
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>>28966219
This one is making the local facebook page for the next 3 weeks
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>>28966221
GSP will run your ass over right? That's based if people are still trying to outrun them knowing full well it's a fucking PVP enabled zone lol
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>>28966227
Police departments tend to only upload videos in which they successfully capture the suspect.
But I agree, it's cool to have like, 3? states in which bikers still have the balls to run despite being chased by maniacs with a badge.
GSP, ASP, and FHP.
Fuck the police, and Godbless if you're able to run from one of those state cops.
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>>28966227
>Blocks your path
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>>28966232
Apparently caltrops that are hollo are better because they let all the air out quicker.
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>>28966232
I want to rig my bike up so that it drops (old used) oil behind me and I'd dump the oil on a bend and watch the chasing cops lose control on that bend and crash into a tree.
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heh I ride my cub every day lately i got watch tanline on my wrist
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My biku has been in the shop since march and i want to die
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>>28966277
What the hell are they waiting on?
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>>28966293
For him to pay the bill
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>>28966231
A highly patrician meme choice.
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went out yesterday and got me a pipercross px500 air filter which I'm going to try to cram into my gsx1100g
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'peds
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>>28966368
Post again when she isn't poorly.
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'duro
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>>28966371
still rips
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>>28966374
Give it some.
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Daytona sounds much like gaytona so I don't like it.
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>>28966395
Try a Triumph triple. If you don't like it then you'll have to stick to be a moms car riding wannabe Harley owner.
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>>28965984
Is there even a point in getting an enduro if you live in Europe? Most roads here are paved, even those leading to the smallest villages, and there are very few opportunities for actual offroad. It's not even legal to enter forests, unless it's clearly mark, because we have so few of them.
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>>28966403
Oops, didn't mean to tag anyone
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I need some technical advice from the motorcycle community.

Every season, my leather suit seems to get tighter. Same suit, same hanger, same closet. Yet somehow, when spring comes around, it has clearly shrunk another 3 percent in the torso and 7 percent around the stomach.

I have considered all possible explanations:

- The leather is shrinking in storage

- The air in my hallway has become denser

- Dainese has installed remote firmware updates

- My base layer has gained mass

- The suit is slowly turning into a MotoGP spec compression garment

- Or, worst case scenario, I may have personally become more aerodynamic in the wrong direction...

The weird part is that once I’m on the bike, it feels pretty good. But standing in front of the mirror, I look like a budget Batman who just discovered kebab, pizza and winter depression.

Anyone else have this issue where your leathers fit perfectly one season, then the next season they require a full warmup routine, a prayer, and someone to help zip you up?

TLDR: My leathers are shrinking.
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>>28966245
cute!
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>>28966434
lose weight fattie
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>>28966403
Unless you live in Scandinavia, no. I hate continental Europe as there is nowhere to be alone. We need to reduce the population massively.
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youre poor as fuck and you have a good bike. what do you do for fun in 2026 considering that everything is gay as fuck, also hate women.
>>28966368
>>28966372
nice 'kus
>>28966434
fag
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>>28966448
>what do you do for fun in 2026
you get wet and sloppy blowjobs from chubby chicks and never call them again
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>>28966450
hate women and dont want them near me
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>>28966448
I go to hobby shops on my bike.
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>>28966455
>I go to hobby shops
like what kind of hobby shops what do you do inside of them? lurk?
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>>28966457
I ogle at paints mostly.
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>>28966459
just go to the store and look at paint? man im so fucked
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>>28966461
I also buy some paints. They're like 3 bucks. Why do you have a nice bike and no money?
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>>28966019
Just get a handheld vacuum pimp.
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>>28966462
>Why do you have a nice bike and no money?
i said a good bike not a nice bike. like it runs theres no leaks and the battery is only 1 year old.
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>>28966330
Abba stands are so based
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>>28966448
Go to the gym it'll improve your mood and make women hate you less
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r8 my fabrication setup
I needed 13mm x 10mm * 2 + 14mm x 10mm *2 spacers for engine mount bolts
I don't know how long will aluminum hold, but I guess I'll have to order steel ones in the meantime
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>>28966397
Not wrong
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>>28966450
i need to pay for this
>>28966530
nice you got some riding frens
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>it's another "my bike got stolen, please keep a lookout for a black/grey ZX6R with an M4 slip on and no visible plate" appeal
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>>28966448
>hobbies
Besides motorcycles I do a lot of cosplay stuff
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that might be why my bike isn't holding a charge, also found it just didn't have a gasket on it too from the previous owner.
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>>28966551
>hi all can everyone please look out for my stolen bike. It's an unregistered old dirtbike with a straight pipe I used to pull wheelies on the street and ride thru public parks at 11pm any leads let me know thx
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>>28966434
Time machine pills: the final solution and way more side effects than ozempic
Youll lose weight mainly from miss stress
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>>28966582
that'll do it all right, gaskets arent even a big deal but retards gonna retard
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redpill me on F800R
someguy is selling 2014 with 34,000 km mileage for about 3500 usd equivalent
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>>28966599
its a mid stunt bike. theres a lot of other bikes id rather have for $3500 and with way less miles
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I'm trying to get on a bike on a 3k budget in the midwest. Realistically speaking what are my options? On cycletrader it seems like most options are a million miles away. Only one thats close that isnt a scooter or minibike is the BMW G 310R for 2.9k not sure if thats a fair price or not.
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>>28966623
Always Facebook marketplace, just sold my 2019 650 for 3.3k on there.
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>>28965889
Omg i wasn't expect this, red rebel anon.
it looks super cool thanks!
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>>28965972

https://youtu.be/_nBd9jWOhZo
Dual Sport goyim guide
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Look at this retard
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>>28966547
>nice you got some riding frens
i've had riding friends for a while but i was also working a 9-5 job that involved dealing with a lot of people every day and by the time i was done i usually didn't want to see another human being for the rest for the day. now that i work a remote job where i'm alternating between traveling for a week and then working from home for a week i have more energy to hang with people outside of work and more freedom to ride when i want.
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>>28966658
What the fuck causes this? I honestly don't get it. Why do they not want to be passed?
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>>28966662
Because everything has to be about them
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>>28966658
lmao old man begging to be knocked to the ground
>>28966662
boomer mindset. hes probably got some job where he bosses people around and cant ever turn it off
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>>28966674
>>28966682
What about in the US? I see shorts of it all the time, what exactly are their rules and why does it even exist? Makes no fucking sense at all. If I rode on the street I'd pass these cunts every single time and simple ignore them.
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>>28966688
we have them here too but people are usually more polite because we carry guns, except women because they think you wont give her the back of the hand when they act up. if you do get the rare boomer giving you shit and threatening you they fold right away when you call them on it and tell them to pull over to throw hands. its all a macho show, you can see the rider with the camera is riding something small and is probably skinny so he thought he could intimidate him. guarantee you he wouldnt say shit to a 230lb 13% bodyfat giganigga
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>>28966658
>he actually didnt waited to get the MANDATORYY CERTIFIED CERTIFIED™ permission to pass the REAL AMERICAN MC 1%er boomerwaffen
Fully deserved
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>>28966662
ITS ALL ABOUT THE RESPECT
YOU ZOOMERSHITS DONT HAVE ANY
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

FIRST RULE OF DEEBEETEE IS: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
SECOND RULE OF /DBT/ IS, YOU STFU
THIRD RULE OF HYB IS, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP UNLESS YOU ALSO HYB BACK

HOWVE
YOUVE
BEEN
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>>28966658
Damn nigga if you don't wanna get overtaken ride faster than 45.
Go beat your wife or your half caste grandkids boomer.
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>>28966688
They do the same thing here but they fold the moment they see a gun or someone someone threatens to put their geriatric ass in the dirt
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>>28966293
for some reason they cant bleed it properly
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When the wind channels in ALL helmets are so small? Like what's complicated about making a big opening for people who like ventilation? Almost like helmets are exclusively designed by people who ask their to close window in their office cause it's too cold.
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>>28966744
>When
Why, of course
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>>28966658
i wonder what he said
not to mention he isnt even an american
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>>28966662
lead poisoning
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>>28966662
I wonder if this is this unique UK harley thing?
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>>28966744
Ita louder for starters and not everyone enjoys the earplug experience
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Industrial hellscape
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>>28966757
Harleyfags are the same everywhere.

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