I've been there
On a boat!

This might be the last britfeel thread ever

>>83828760
looks pleasant

I wanna find some new porn of teenagers

>>83828775
It's a lake

This might be the last poo ever

This might be the lass pee ever

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>>83828760
>lass pee

>>83828816
Bollocks you've got me.

>>83828844
But he quoted the wrong post lol

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>>83828856
>A reverse mongboy.jpg

>>83828760
Those Windermere peaks look like a perfect place to cry

Right that's it, I'm starting a new Dark Souls run

Young women are beautiful things that were made to be fucked

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Have any of you lads ever woke up one morning and decided to put a 120 year old bomb up your arse?

>>83828884
Mad how I had a few teenage gf who wanted me to shag them and I just never did.
I wanted to, just had nowhere to go.
Could have all been so different.

>>83828887
I do have some WW2 medals, who knows what I could get up to with them one day.

>>83828892
Teenage girls are optimised for sex

>>83828784
well, some lakes aren't pleasant.
but that one is positively idyllic. land of my ancestors.

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>>83828760
>Lake Windymare

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-15520263/Gen-Z-intelligent-neuroscientist.html

GenZ confirmed tards by research.
It's the frontlines for you all.

>>83828948
But every white country has spent the last 15 years importing 65-85 IQ Africans and Indians.

I doubt China has had a drop in intelligence.

>>83828963
tbf its by "scientists" who are retarded outside of their field that being sociology and politics.
So he's right, but has placed it all on technology because he didn't consider low IQ immigrants.

>>83828907
Looks like just another lake to me

Me and Ebin watching a sad movie together and crying

NOT IN FRONT OF THE POISON MAN!

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chest hurts
back hurts
pop undelivered
('can't find the front door', my foot)
present undelivered
(didn't even know i was getting one)
just had choccies + coffee
feel sick tbqh

Burger here wondering what the fuck happened to this thread. Did you all go to /int/?

>>83829371
HelperLad got bullied off the site, kicked off the footy team, and his benefits cancelled.

>>83829415
>HelperLad got bullied off the site, kicked off the footy team, and his benefits cancelled.
Proof?

>>83829424
>Proof?
Do you see him posting here?

>>83829371
evil trollsters driving a wedge between everyone. it's some blase/ironic gen z stuff so tbqh i don't fully get it. but the signal/noise ratio has flipped.

of who sticks around, have a read through the last thread. actual conspiracy theory shit (could all be 100% true, it'd still be US news and not international news).

Feel sick. Almost passed out. I'm killing myself with my alcoholism.

What do you lads think of Zack Polanski and the Greens. A cult is building around him with young women.

>>83829542
He's a failed hypnotist who used to hypnotise women into getting bigger breasts, a Jewish supremacist who hates Britain, and who wants to destroy Britain and cares about the environment not one bit.

Women are retarded and shouldn't be allowed to vote. They're completely motivated by feelings and have their emotions that should go towards their baby manipulated by psychopaths into feeling sorry for people that want to rape and kill them or for inanimate objects.

>>83829542
to be honest he seems nice enough. just a bit...young/naive? like a mental teenager.

that whole drugs thing was daft. i don't buy any white British adults who say they've never drank or taken drugs (even if you're lying, the SMARTER lie is 'fine, i'll be candid: i've TRIED it, it just wasn't for me. however...')

i agree with the actual policy but i'm sick of personality and presentation being more important than beliefs/practice. going to assume someone has coined 'vibes politics' or similar by now.

>>83829595
You agree with his policies? I assume you are gay and/or a paedophile?

>>83829604
>You agree with his policies?
not his specifically, but i've agreed with the Green Party more than i'd have ever believed these past few years.

don't give a shit that he's gay. being Jewish MIGHT affect his leadership/decisions, but it comes off like he's 'proud of being Jewish' (???) rather than actually practising the religion. i'd find it weird if the leader of the Greens claimed to be a devout Catholic or a stalwart Muslim.

stopped clocks, and all that.

>>83829542
rat faCED jews are being pushed in media as desirable, look at that DUNC twink jew rat, and the flash ratboy. Jewish rats faces everywhere.
As >>83829573
said, the vote of women should be removed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w

>>83829633
Do you even know what any green policies are? It sounds like you just assume what they are because of the name of the party. Which sadly seems to be where most of their support comes from.

Zack is so proud of being ethnically Jewish that he changed his name from David Paulden, to sound more Jewish.

>>83829655
>Do you even know what any green policies are? It sounds like you just assume what they are because of the name of the party. Which sadly seems to be where most of their support comes from.

yep, i've voted Green thrice (3ice) now. local councillor is nice, actually doing shit about the fly-tipping and so on.

haven't agreed with Labour since the 2019 manifesto and even that might have been a pipe dream. Starmer has U-turned on the most basic policies, they keep purging the 'old-school Labour' types and dumping random non-local people into 'safe' northern seats.

again, i'm as surprised as anyone. it's actually the social justice and environmental policies i care the least about. how they'd actually do in government? fuck knows. i just don't trust Labour any more, and i don't agree with Reform in the longer-term.

>>83829655
>ethnically Jewish
Another reason not to vote for the hypnotist

>>83829702
You are just a left wing lunatic. Greens do not care at all about the environment, pretty much the opposite. They will trash the countryside. Their main policies are being pro-Islam and teaching children that they need to have sex changes.

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>>83829752
i only care somewhat about the environment. i give way more of a shit about e.g. renationalising public services and a 'wealth tax' (whether THAT works in the longer term, fuck knows--tbqh it should never have come to this).

if all these parties suddenly popped up today, i would not vote Labour or Reform. i would vote Green with a few reservations. simple as.

>>83829792
We could tax the banks and solve all the debt problems, the less you use of their money the more tax payments to you you can claim from them.

The Greens are a mix of watermelons (Green on the outside but red on the inside; actually just socialists in fancy dress) and Kiwis (Green all through; mostly concerned about trees and endangered species more than anything).

Polanski has been so successful in raising the profile of the party that he can keep these two groups from fighting for now.

His anti-nuclear position is retarded. Wind are solar just are not cost effective right now. We have the highest electricity prices in the fucking world which makes literally fucking everything more expensive. We fucking need to bring down the cost of electricity and just blowing money on inefficient but green tech will not help that. A diverse energy sources are needed, yes. We are way too reliant on gas and the price of gas internationally skyrocketed after the Ukraine war so we got fucked.

We need nuclear, coal, oil, gas, solar, wind all competing with each other so that we are not reliant on one.

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>From the pond to the pavement, the message is clear, The smell of the vapor is the scent of our fear. You drench us in oil, you light up the dark, But a thousand wet voices will smother your spark!

>How can you burn what was born in the wet? How can you sleep when a lid is now dead? The fuel is a fever, the fire's a lie, Frogs shouldn't sizzle, and frens shouldn't die!

>No more petrol! No more pain! Give us the river! Give us the rain! No more petrol! No more pain! Give us the river! Give us the rain!

>>83830250
imagine all those froggers drenched in petrol screaming in agony as they painfully expire, phwoar

one good napalm run and all these froggoids would be gone

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"images of feelshire"
the beige buffet was feel streets favourite takeaway, serving lads, apus and spaccas with its vast array of beige foodstuffs and its famous variety of wepsis. after an apu was found dead in a little tykes coupe rioters burnt it down. Saadly. the smell of hundreds of potato smilies getting cooked in the flames tempted hungry helpers inside where they died in the blaze. the smell also caused scores of apus to start drooling which flooded the streets causing several deaths by drowning.

Apus burn nicely and their skin is very thin and permeable. On top of that once they catch alight they're often so obese they end up frying in their own fat.

>>83830312
Going to take years to rebuild it de lid. Dozens dead on Feel Street and the number is rising every day. It not right. All those tattie waffles, sweet and sour chicken balls and webab wraps gone like tears in the rain.

>vapor

uh, mods...???

>>83830334
Apus spend hours binging on American television programmes when they're not eating or loitering around.

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>>83830312
>beige foodstuffs and its famous variety of wepsis

not sure if 'Pepsis' or 'sepsis'.

apus have been known to spontaneously combust before, no idea what the big deal is

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the nice Amazon man just did a redelivery where he carried the heavy boxes up the stairs to my flat.

may have gone over my data limit seeding Sabrina the Teenage Witch on my phone out of wi-fi range.

still better than plugging in a USB cable and transferring the completed files from my PC. wires? what is this, 2005?

Might get baked tonight, you?

>>83830370
>heavy boxes

Give me a tip

>>83830331
they can rebuild the building but not the memories :(

>>83830358
both

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Don't inform the Apus yet but the son of Muammar Gaddafi has been assassinated.

>>83830545
"We came! We saw! He died! Haha!" - Hillary Clinton 2011

Having me a curry from iceland tonight, it gonna be lush x

day 9 of no jungle pussy

Have had 3 sausages, 12 chips, 1 cheese and pickle sandwich, tin of mackrel, tin of beans, two potatoes, 4 sherbert lemons, 3 coffees 5 fig rolls and 4 ginger biscuits and I'm STILL hungry.
And i've had the heating on all day.

Polyester fucking bedsheets? Nah mate, not for me. Cotton does me right, if that's gonna be alright with you de lads.

>>83830715
Are you hibernating any time soon lad?

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Din dins tonight lads. Getting a bit bored of rib eye steaks now. Mum keeps buying them.

>>83830779
how many grams that lad raw weight?

>>83830789
No idea. They are always good cuts from the butcher we go to.

>>83830779
corr enjoy blad x

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>well-done
you'd think after so many rib eye steaks, you'd develop some taste.

Apparently Bethesda are going to announce a fallout 3 remaster tonight I hope so, the original is absolutely fucked to play on modern hardware it's so broken and buggy.

>>83830848
Well done? Excuse me. Not in my house it was cooked medium rare.

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>birthday present from mate A

corrrr

>>83830875
What did mate B get you?

>>83830895
sleep apnoea machine.
i wish.

>>83830875
I'd be like ahahahahhaa you can keep this poisonous polyester fucking death trap """mate""" ahahahah then throw it right back at his miserable face

>>83830912
i trust the fine folks over at Suzhou Caiyang Electric Warmer Technologies Co. Ltd.

>>83830733
no, i usually do a week long hibernation around the middle of november i just eat and stay in bed for a week but the last few years it go later and then there wasnt one this year, I went to coop just no and got a suasage roll and creme egg, polished both those off and feel slightly saited.
I am entering a trough phase of Tesosterone this week, might be it, eating like a pre menstural woman :/

>>83830875
lush, put it on all night setting about 3 hours before bed switch it off when you get in, amazing sleep if you leave it on "all night" all night, costs like 12p for 8 hours of leccy.

Me? Cotton bedsheets all the way. All natural material, cool in the summer, warm in the winter. No electric needed, no fucking polyester to poison the air and strangle your body as you sleep.

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That retro ghetto guy is going for the full SNES set. Good luck. Mega man X3 alone is over 3 grand. SNES prices today are insane there's no way I would be collecting for that system in 2026.
https://youtu.be/78ftWrBquTc?si=iqUBVyaW8i2sOHVy

Jungle Bumsesh

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>>83831094
is this all driven by speculators or something, rather than people who actually play the games?

i remember picrel going for 50+ quid at the time because it was a 'cult' game. i got lucky finding it for RRP in a random shop. but over time it's become cheaper rather than more rare and exclusive (maybe because it was released for other systems).

same shit with the gold Wind Waker. 'it's a limited edition collector's item!!!' nah m8 everyone had it.

Didn't realise Vinegar Syndrome had an entire site for pornos. Apparently they used to sell them on their main site too? Mad.

>>83831157
That's been ported to modern consoles too. I don't really see the benefit with physical games me, especially the modern ones that are just download codes in a box.

>>83831171
it's probably some kino reference, but their logo looks like it's a porn company tbqh.

>>83831157
I think as time goes on the more expensive games just keep getting more expensive as collectors are hoarding their copies. It's like a domino effect where one person lists it at 100 and then another lists it at 110 and then another at 120 and over time it just keeps creeping up.

>>83831197
Well they got their start selling trashy exploitation and porno. When they started expanding and licensing more mainstream titles they started selling the classic porn with a different name. Probably a condition to get more prestigious titles to sell.

>>83831202
>>83831157
>>83831094
I remember about 15 years ago I got a PS1 on eBay bundled with like 50 odd games for less than 50 quid. Decent games too like Rayman, GTA, Tomb Raider, Ape Escape etc.
No chance of that now.

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this one is for my wee pal lollers

>>83831094
seems like he spends a few hundred on games every week wonder what kind of job he has

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Phwaor gotten up me X

Quite recuperating was it not

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>>83831180
games are ultimately ROMs/data, but i can understand people who want something tangible or they like collecting things. PlayStation actually ruined the magic a bit. just CDs in jewel cases, you COULD copy those.

for me it's whether the item itself has value to someone. e.g. picrel is just cardboard but it WAS from a game people actually play, then people were willing to pay for the rarer cards. Beanie Babies or (new) Pokemon cards, it's 'investors' trying to dupe each other into thinking they'll be valuable some day.

SSM got bullied off YouTubes. It not right.

>>83831239
Probably construction or he has his own business if he's spending hundreds on games like he does.

>>83831247
Almost 3 months now! Not right!

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>>83831247
He walk off Swanage pier. It's over.

>>83831268
Not right what they did to him. He just wanted to share his life with the world.

>>83831268
Wonder how much weight he as put on.

Perhaps Mark had been sectioned like when Timmy first went dark.

>>83831202
Tales of Symphonia is a weird one because the reverse happened. it's 30 quid on eBay now. it WAS going for 60-80 quid second-hand on eBay when it was new (and games were 40 quid full price). just word-of-mouth about how it was a cool game, hard to find in the UK.

>>83831213
my mam gave away our Mega Drive + all the games to a friend at work. irritated teenage-me but it WAS just gathering dust in a cupboard. 2000s, so they weren't really 'retro' yet, just old. 'Mega Drive games - 50p each' at a car boot sale.

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they got him x

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Glad my name isn't in the Seaside FILES

>>83831364
But it is in the Marie Healy files though.

"A few cuts here and a few cuts there, that will get me to where I want to be" - Mark Edwards commenting on committing benefit fraud.

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is that lad who wants me to die kicking about?

can't make any promises, but i just rescued this energy drink from the freezer before it exploded. who knows what will happen now.

>>83831247
funny af best thing to happen in ages lad

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The Apu's choccy egg has been ordered. Been really looking after my lid since that petrol wurder the other day. Some sick hateful fucks out on Feel Street nowadays.

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he down to his last item he got nothing left

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CAN UPDATE

>>83831461
Fucking come back to youtube you fat bastard uploaf nao reee

>>83831461
The trolls have won hes skint and disgraced. He was on top rate this and top rate that

>>83831448
coor how much that set you back lad

>>83831448
little does he know they've all been laced with hallucinogens and he's about to have a really bad trip

they can't legally call it 'chocolate' any more, they have to say it's 'chocolatey' baka

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>>83831505
ermmm, lid?

>>83831448
I'd eat that in one sitting or vomit trying

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>>83831549
we don't know where that arrow is pointing on the Z axis.

>>83831559
It's fucking hollow mate, wouldn't take much to scoff it.

Imagine the shitstorm if Prince Andrew off'd himself over this Epstein business. He's basically fucked his life forever. The Royal Family have already thrown him under the bus.

Imagine the shitstorm if Baldrew off'd himself over this Epstein business. He's basically fucked his life forever. The noncenest have already thrown him under the bus.

It's almost like they released the Epstein files as a humiliation ritual. "Look goyim, we do nonce and murder kids and you can do nothing about it". And they're right, the normies cared more about whether Ngubu signed for Norf or Souf FC yesterday.

>>83831632
>humiliation ritual
can't take anyone who says shit like this seriously

>>83831601
realistically, what consequences would he even face? 'his reputation is in tatters' isn't the same as going to prison.

i doubt he feels guilt over shagging a 17-year-old, because that's normal here. her own suicide was decades later, because of her declining physical and mental health (as far as we all know).

>>83831653
He'll probably fuck off to a nice little Caribbean island and bunker down for the rest of his life. Nice for some eh.

when will they release the uncle wearl files

>>83831741
we already know the frogger is guilty as sin but can't be extradited from cambodia. heard he spends his days with young apus on his yacht and taking his vintage rolls royce to phnom penh to buy phallic shaped foodstuffs

>>83831724
i mean in all fairness what's the actual crime? whatever you think morally, innocent-until-proven-guilty SHOULD become our standard again. he's a hilariously terrible liar (and it made for some of the best television in years) but what do people actually want when someone's just a bit 'icky'?

he's lost his royal titles because of 'optics' rather than legal proceedings. wealthy people can and do go legitimately broke, but yeah, i doubt he'll ever be hurting for money. definitely not day-to-day needs like us mere mortals.

it's possible i've missed something, i haven't kept up with every last detail here.

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the bloke who invented Sonic the Hedgehog might be going to prison. some truly terrible crimes.

>>83831854
>he bloke who invented Sonic
>some truly terrible crimes.
speeding? gotta go fast after all

saw two young men balaclavas riding bicycles on my way home, they were obviously up to no good

>>83831879
nah lad Sonic 06 LOL

but gamer jokes aside, insider trading.

Tuppence and bum

My cock sliding in and out of a hairy tuppence

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We all existing in life, are we not X

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>call up Waterstones
>order four blank exercise books + 'The Wisdom of Soundspacker'
>receive five blank exercise books
>mfw

>>83832123
I'm existing and that's about it

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two sennas down the hatch, before i dig into these Slimfast meal bars.

release the chat logs you bald bastard

one shandy bass please

>he's STILL posting about Andrew even though he hasn't posted here in years

seethemong really is a pathetic loser

Comfy one tonight before bedge
https://youtu.be/Tx3bIE92Yds

It not right what prince andrew did to those kids

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After a hard day's dossing, just got enough energy to get back to base, get fed a kitkat, then log off.

>>83832528
>living in whatever apocalypse/survival game this is
>forget whether you parked your car in abandoned factory #2 or #3

fug.

>>83832560
Dude, where's my factory

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are we at the point where these dedicated GPS devices are essential survivalist kit? if zombies took over or there was a power outage, i MIGHT know where i can lift a radio and a compass.

but i only know one lad who actually has one of these GPS thingies. and that's just here on /britfeel/, not actually IRL.

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>Chudbarak
Just what exactly was meant by this

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Midnite lunchington digesting rn X

Phwoar

>>83832614
I wonder if he still enjoys a wander? Hope he's out there enjoying himself.

Can you take HHL back please
He's pretending to be soundspacker and talking to himself on /brit/

>>83832123
Wish I was kill no cap

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>>83832867
can yous start linking these posts? some lads will complain its irrelevant. me? i just cba to trawl through the thread. cheers x

>>83833040
>>>/int/218980323
>>>/int/218980657
>>>/int/218980334
>>>/int/218980850
>>>/int/218980862
>>>/int/218980923
>>>/int/218981005
>corr
>finkin wiv me and hhl at the wheel
>diss is now a /britfeel/ womf general

2nd spaffington for tonite X

Phwoar

>>83833078
that HAS to be a 'false flag' or even, hopefully, just a joke?

if that's actually HHL, and it's not a joke, he got the syntax/cadence all wrong.

he'll just come back here anyway. he always does.

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>Sabrina, you farted in class? well, all teenagers do embarrassing things. just wait through it, kids will forget and they'll move on :)

wonder if they're allowed to show this one in repeats. that's terrible/harmful life advice in the era of smartphones.

For me, it's farting

Sabrina the teenage bitch

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they banned this episode of Peppa Pig in Australia, for telling kids that spiders can be frens.

That announcement Bethesda was going to make was a gay 3D tour of the lucky 38 casino not the fallout 3 remake. Fuck off. I can already see the lucky 38 casino in champ in FNV. What a load of shite that was. Incompetent cunts. It's going to be the 2030s when we get a new fallout game, mong spastic Todd Howard needs to swallow his pride and let other studios make fallout games because the way Bethesda are doing them it takes over a decade to do it. Shite.

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You wish you had his lifestyle wagies fucking prime females for decades. Get back to your shit deadend job and slave for mr shekelstein. At least I'm a fucking NEET. I'll never work again.

>>83833455
You could be fucking prime females if you had a job

>>83833467
Nope it's not like that at all if you're genetically unattractive to females. Only lots and lots of money will sway the female.

>>83833473
You're not genetically unattractive though just lazy

>>83833492
How the fuck would you know fucking retard. Normie NPC mongs don't believe unattractive people exist now lol.

>>83833511
Lol touched a nerve, did I? Get a job, mong.

>>83833526
Mongboy thinks working in Poundland at 36 will result in pussy. Can tell you were in the special class in school.

>>83833545
Poundland doesn't operate in Turkey

>>83833553
Your fat mother operates in Turkey getting shit on for money

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Fucking sucks life has to be so grim and lonely for many british men. I wish I could have cute slavic girl.

>>83833601
>pierced face tattooed used goods
>cute

>>83833601
Get a job in belgrade. That city has a great night life scene.

if your so intelligant just use youre intelligants to get a gf lol

The only named mong left here is Turkmong because he cannot post on /brit/ because of the flags LOL

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>>83833608
Not a real tattoo. Piercings are removable so that shouldn't be a big concern.

>>83833610
I can't afford to move anywhere. It's impossible for me to get a passport.

>>83833679
I'm not Turkish lad. I'm a British loser neet up all night again hating my shit life.

>>83833703
Hop over to /brit/ and post something ruthmongy then link the post here. You won't.

>>83833708
/r9k/ has been my go to for a long time lad. I don't really use the other boards other than /g/.

>>83833719
Lying little rat.

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>>83833719
So? You can go there now and make 1 post. Go on Mehmet let's see it.

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Shall be doing the other chore real quick now X

psst don't worry RM, got you covered ;)

>>83833825
sorry i was stroppy with you for not revealing your dream a couple of weeks ago.
you posted that other dream earlier. you didn't HAVE to but you did, and IMO that makes you a top bloke.

>>83833834
He is probably the most British lad here to be honest. This whole Turkish thing is just some mong's fantasy.

>>83833896
So why does he refuse to prove it?

>>83833911
People don't have to prove anything to strangers on the internet lad. Just accept people may actually be telling the truth. Mongboy.

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>>83833896
Nobody here believes you're British turkmong. Don't know why you still bother lying at this point.

>>83833943
As if I would travel to Turkey just to make a post like that. You are deluded. I'm a British man up all night because I'm a loser NEET with nothing going for me.

>>83833947
>I'm a British man
You're not

we just have to trust his word, we have no other choice

>>83834007
i agree. he says he's the "most British". some people would say humility is a British trait, but you're also forgetting he doesn't have a passport.

i'm in the same boat, and lads often react like it's bizarre. but think about it: why would i have a passport? so i can LEAVE the country?

(only reason it's a problem is getting IDed even in my 30s. maybe voter ID in the future.)

tl;dr: valid passport-owners call others "non-British", fail to realise irony.

Turkish until you prove otherwise. Simple as that fez boy.

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>>83834058
>Proof you're
Another foreign mong ffs

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>he deleted it
Hahahahahahahaha mongboy

corr me pinched nerve in me elbow hurts more than usual this morning, in agony big time, it wednesday

Little brown Turkish cockroach

Long necked mackem spacker

Big hairy jungle pussy

going to bed soon me. wagies god bless them. don't know how they manage not just being able to sleep whenever.

>>83834288
aye it's crazy. lads earlier were telling incontinence-anon there'll be SOME job he can do where pissing himself is fine, but what is that?

there might be some freelance work where you can sleep whenever, but what about deadlines?

discussing this with a friend right now. she's about to finish her night shift, she's taking the day off from her second job, and that still gives her less than a full night's sleep today because her workmates have organised some outing in the afternoon.

some people surely just function with all this nonsense. mad.

>>83834323
The mind of a wagie is corrupted by greed by Jews laddy.
Get her away from TV and social media and she'll start to think properly. As is she's mindfucked currently.

>>83834330
i don't know how she has ANY free time. but she just reads science-fiction books and plays the same games over and over (mostly Slay the Spire).

it's nice having someone else behind/disconnected from pop culture and social media. although she's gotten into that Jordan Peterson fella.

curse of being a NEET is you might technically have loads of free time, but actual YEARS start to fly by.

fuck me i've had too much caffeine.

might take a diazepam and see if i can sleep. won't be trying the electric blanket yet, don't want polyester poisoning.

>>83834362
got any pics of her arse?

>>83834389
i don't. do you have any pics of YOUR arse?

>>83834401
I do, but i don't have a vagina.

>>83834427
>but i don't have a vagina
Proof?

>>83834436
Proof that you have proof that my proof would prove my proof was a verifiable proof?

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i just realised i don't have any pictures of MY arse, for posteriority.
my bum has already been the nicest it could ever have been, yet i have no evidence.

>>83834438
Uuuuhm what? I don't understand

>>83834452
i don't know his standards, but i'll accept a GCSE in biology and your most recent eye test/prescription.

>>83834452
I'll put it simply, you havent proved to me that my proof would be accepted as proof. The way for you to fix this is to post your address, I will visit, show you my taint and then the proof that I don't have a vag will have been proven!
How invested are you in this???
I don't have a railcard.

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i posted a video including my hand/arm earlier. for all anyone knows, that could have been an ethnically-Turkish hand, altered to 'high blood pressure Caucasian' through AI magicks.

>>83833934
Mongboy? Im not the one that's spent hundreds of hours on the internet pretending to be white for 3 years. Your skin is the colour of shit go and fuck yourself you little brown cockroach.

my skin is the colour of an earthworm.

"gammon" is a racial slur.

Ooh some Boards of Canada on the internet radio... (Happy Cycling) that's nice.

>>83834565
cor quite like these.

thank you based David Firth for introducing me to a cool band.

get some Lustmord on if you like your ambient music 2spooky. like a Satanic Brian Eno.

Salad fingers was the creepiest shit. D:

where is crossy? havent seen him in a while

speaking of Crossy, Lent is a fortnight away.

i remember the Lentposting like it just happened. what the hell.

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hmm, nothing in the lorechives for 'lent ket' or 'lent ketamine'. that means i didn't try giving it up (i WOULD have posted about it). might try this year.

what are you giving up for Lent, /britfeel/?

>>83834711
Went to Leeds Castle in Kent once me

>>83834669
The great personality exodus happened when HHL got doxed hard, all of them left in case it happened to them.

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Ruh roh innit X

Verily

>>83834450
Best take some snaps now lad, it's only going one way

>>83834732
These things will be more expensive than human soldiers, so I can't see it happening for a while.
Maybe small, rich states will want them. Qatar or something similar.

>>83834732
There's no way a draft would happen in the western world. Militaries would have to depend on AI robots and drones to do the killing. Imagine in the UK drafting millions of Muslim men who hate the country they live in to fight and die for the UK? Not going to happen lol, in fact it would be a major risk.

they want us stressed, overworked, tired, toiling yourself into early coronary disease

epstein referring to us as goycattle in the emails, but we aren't allowed to think that they're all doing it behind closed doors

>>83834743
Not to mention they would never ever fight against another muslim country.
We might get a few draftwogs if we went to war with Israel, but that's it.

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>The great personality exodus

>>83834744
Reading the Epstine files made me feel demoralised as a human, it's in their holy books (the Talmud) Jews have been referring to us as goys since 300AD

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SEASIDEZOMBOID time isn't it?

After raiding the local schoolhouse for dinners to last the next few weeks, Seaside has decided to make his way to the local shops. Unfortunately the whole place is absolutely crawling with deranged crackheads. He kill one after the other with his Beretta handgun. He emptied one clip and is down to two more. Seaside is quite desensitised now. He seen lots of horrible things happen to Wareham. No police or armed forces to help. Helen is dead. He feel truly hopeless when the realisation that everyone is now a crackhead.

He have a cake snack and a cup of wine in his car. Truly dark days.

>>83834754
HHL and Turkmong docking penises Corr!

>>83834761
Ruthmong is lost likely circumcised

Epstein wasn't king of the world, he was just a wealthy blackmailer. it's not much different to when Jeff Bezos or Mark Zuckerberg say stupid shit that has nothing to do with their actual companies.

why does MGM get a nice "medical" term everyone uses?
nobody calls Chinese foot binding "corrective orthopediatrics" or some shit.

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That was a tough one for Seaside. He blow 45 rounds of 9mm into crackies heads but there were still more coming, his lack of ammunition and the increasing numbers of crackheads caused him to break out into a strong panic. He book it out of there in his car and head straight back home. It's not worth over-extending or getting brave when a single crackhead could easily overpower and kill him.
He return home for some bokkles, bacon and b-movies on the telly. Try to get that stress and panic moodle down. Thank god he find the crashed cerne abbas van early.

Have to take minutes for a two hour meeting soon
Might just get the old AI to do it

didn't "dismember" that bloke. was carrying out an amputation, wasn't i?

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>Have to take minutes

>>83834732
The next Hitler will be mechanical.

>>83834823
HHL's son will be the next hitler

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>>83834812
Tell em yer dog ate yer dictaphone.

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>>83834806
i used to do this years ago, felt like speech recognition would take over before long. mostly just all our regional accents and slang keeping my job safe.

now, AI can just do it. beyond just syllables-to-words: it FIGURES out the Geordie bloke is saying "whey aye man" and not "why i man". aaaaa.

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Want to doss, but hear reports of a possible signal 23.14. This needs investigating first.

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sharp chest pains seem worse in my bed/bedroom. wonder if it's a respiratory thing.

going to move my sick bucket. tomorrow, i'll clean the sheets. day after, i'll mould spray everything. it process of elimination x

>>83834952
It's your subconcious trying to make you remember the terrible nighmares caused by your drug use, to get you to stop, it doesn't like what you are doing to it's body.
Perfectly natural explanation.

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Does Reddit know that I'm a dole dosser? A why do I keep getting these ads?

>>83834968
>Does Reddit know that I'm a dole dosser? A why do I keep getting these ads?
I can answer the 2nd question for you, it's because you don't have an adblocker.

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>>83834964
sounds folksy and superstitious compared to my rational, systemic approach.

besides, we all know the drug that makes you aware of stuff is LSD. it even gets people out of alcoholism.

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Seaside been emptying the wallets of all the crackheads. Once this all blows over he'll have the entire world on for free! He's the richest man in Wareham at the moment and he's got a big stash of scratchies for when this all blows over.
He sit amidst his piles of cash but still feels a little bit hollow. He braving himself for another attempt on thinning the hordes tomorrow.

>>83834968
did that /jp/ guy ever finish his Hikikomori Simulator or whatever he called it? graphical text adventure thing with stats.

>>83834988
If you persist in beleiving that you have no internal struggles affecting your physical health then i don't think we have much to talk about.

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Normies are either not caring that the system is run by a bunch of satanic pedos or thinking that Epstein was a Russian agent

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https://www.stack.nl/~vdz/hikki/

corrr. was ahead of its time, this.

>>83835004
Tis the former.

Hate to break it to you lads, but relying on normies to save the day will end badly.

>>83835020
Normies FUCK while you ejaculate into a beaker

>>83835045
I ejaculate into yer mum.

>OpenAI jeet golems fucking with cuckGPT 5.2 again/dumbing it down for no raisin
>Have to adjust the profile promptington again thanks to them fucking shit up left and right

ckin ell

>It demonstratively ignores the profile prompt's instructions again

Very jewish

Da joos are using da jeets to ruin da wurld

Come back Sean we miss you.

Really don't want to have to go out today lads.
*remembers he doesn't have to go out*
Phew, that was a close one.

>>83835137
I have to go out today unfortunately. Not happy about it.

>>83835137
I'm defying management by toiling from home today
Why?
Just didn't fancy the office, simple as that

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>x.com/TheNavroopSingh/status/2017685923635630322
>That infamous rothschild kike "dinner party" had human body part imitates lying around on the tables as well (fake ones just for the cameras)
>(((Lady gaga))) photographed next to (((abramovich))) feasting on a "human pie" too

They're not really hiding, it are (((they)))

>>83835144
Get yourself a nice treat whilst out.
>>83835177
Makes sense if you can do the job from home.

Schizophrenic German man posting drivel on a thread for British feelings

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>old.reddit.com/r/Truecrimesociety/comments/1qtwv2b/epstein_files_2026_was_gabriela_rico_jim%C3%A9nez/
>A (((global network))) that uses modeling agencies as fronts for exploitation

The jewlywood Neon Demon movie features overt satanic rituals and cannibalistic ritual murders as well.

The jews are screaming at the goyim about what they (the jews) are doing

Dumb fucking goyim cattle won't/doesn't want to notice lol

if you ask me, it's aliens.

i blame rap music

>>83835185
Don't think I can, me and brother are on bad terms at the moment.

>>83835214
Totally fuckable aliens, perhaps?

I know vidya isn't to blame.

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>rumble.com/v1r6xfi-died-suddenly-trailer-movie-coming-out-at-stewpeters.com-on-nov.-21.html

Keep getting reminded of that closing quote at 4m10s by the Epkike shit too

The jewish spirit is an otherwordly evil, a demonic force. Hence why the evil shabbos goyim (((elites))) readily subscribe to it as well

>Pic rel, 8 genders in the talmud; (((Freemasons))) also worship transvestites since Lucifer is depicted/imagined as one

They make the movies, the music and vidya to distract us from those rich bastards. You're all suckers obsessed with consumerism and chasing silly pointless goals in life. Me? I'll never worl a day in my life so they won't be getting any labour from me those rich bastards.

>>83835218
You could buy a treat for both of you, or even just him.
Life's too short for family to be miffed at each other.

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This lill nigga was STDmaxxing methinks

>>83835134
No we don't. Also, put the trip back on faggot.

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>Here's your good guys that won WW2 bro

You no pussy no work losers would have been straight on the plane to Epstein's island if he invited you to start a new life.

Projectionmong methinks.

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>>83835240
It was me actually. Trying my best to keep britfeel alive by responding to people and shitposting. Doesn't seem to be working though.

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Just what exactly did she mean by this

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Where have all the Apus gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the Apus gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the Apus gone?
Burned by petrol, every one
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

my left hand hurts

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If she loves Turkey so much why is she living here in Great Britain?

>>83835253
Not him but, we're still here, still posting. Nobody will beat us.

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Cash injection dropped last night
Pub today :D :D

>>83835238
Thankfully I stopped using Windows many years ago. Dirty little man.

>>83835261
If you love Great Britain so much why do you live in Turkey?

>>83835253
why not migrate to /brit/ too

>>83835261
why does anyone critical of western countries still here? Fuck off to the niggerland if you love immigrants so much.

But they won't fuck off. They like it here, they just like to bitch

>>83835270
I don't. I'm 100% white British. There's way too many immigrants here. Sick of it.

>>83835272
everyone like to complain, its a universal human pastime

>>83835271
Goes too fast. There's like a million posts per day and it's hard to keep up with the threads and all the posts. Here it's like watching corination street you get to keep up with what's going on.

The turk trying to blend in again

>>83835276
>I'm 100% white British.
Proof?

>>83835272
Bennies and free healthcare that's why. They know they have a safety net living here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykGwCAtqE5g

Horrible stuff. This bitch ain't faking anything, no sire

She's seen these jews and their lackeys act out unspeakable, demonic horrors and has been mindbroken as a result, as any sane human would be

No wonder (((they))) whacked her right away. It was true, all of it

And the jews were doing these things all while they fed their goycattle holohoax fairy tale slop nonstop and jailed anyone speaking out against it. In fact, (((they)) are still doing these things. (((Epstein))) was a key cog in the satanic kike abuse machine, not its kingpin

>>83835267
Smelly aging dosser.

>>83835286
what are you planning to achieve with these posts?

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>WHO disappeared Gabriela

Take a fucking guess, goy

>>83835294
It's probably Sean /pol/ posting

>>83835303
Imagine Holly bouncing up and down on Sean in the cowgirl position breaking his weak pelvis

Give it a rest lad, no need to shit up the thread because you and your brother are fighting.

>>83835294
>>83835310
probably

I do enjoy how 99% of posters do not give a fuck about politics or what ever shit the global elites are up to

>Jews, you say? Not really too fond of them myself.

>>83835238
Hnnnnng cute skirt and tights

>>83835317
even if all this crazy stuff was happening its not like i could do anything about it

brit is objectively worse than womfy britfeel, too many posters and no sense of community like here, simple as

>old.reddit.com/r/coldcases/comments/1o0neop/the_vanishing_of_gabriela_rico_jim%C3%A9nez_the_elites/
>Shut it down, the filthy gentiles are noticing en masse

late night bus rides are cozy imho

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>This gentile cattle notices way too much, oy vey
>Let's crash the economy, start WW3 and chip them all via digital mark of the beast ID so they'll own nothing and be happy serving us, their superiors, the chosen people of Molech
>We will sit like an effendi and eat

Wish they'd bring back schoolgirl porn. Have to watch JAV for my fix. Those old New Sensation school uniform videos speak to my soul.

>>83835359
whats the point of these posts, please dont ignore me its rude ;_;

>>83835359
why dont you go do something about it lad?