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JEFF VS ELON, WHO WINS? - edition

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>>16956331
Interesting, let's see BO's lander
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https://x.com/ulalaunch/status/2043019415671996663
>Let's do it again!
>A week after successfully launching our fifth Atlas V rocket for Amazon Leo, ULA ground crews have begun preparing for the Leo 6 mission. We will be launching another 29 advanced broadband satellites into space for our customer using the Atlas V 551 rocket later this month.
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>>16956334
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>4 /sfg/s in the catalog
good work, men
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"Hey hey! I beg NASA for their mercy and denounce Elon for all his lies. Amen."
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>>16956332
Let's see SpaceX's hls
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>>16956332
Which one? The New Glenn booster stage that lands. The Mk1 lunar lander. The Mk2 lunar lander? They have rather a lot.
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OK. That was fun and all, but time to cut NASA's budget again.
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>>16956331
Seems a little low on inventory for weekly launches.
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>>16956348
get this: you land and reuse the same one
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>>16956344
kino
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>>16956350
Flight Test Reuse over 11 Tests
Starship: 0
Booster: 1

NB, after the new Glenn launch, they'll have one booster reuse too.
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So close
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>>16956344
very nice webm
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>>16956344
is this from Artemis I or II?
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>>16956331
Do they only post these on their discord? I don't see these on their X account, or their website.
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>>16956344
wait, capsule wobble is real? I thought it was just a artifact of KSP simulation physics
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>>16956338
is he dead? I haven't seen his account post anything since his wife died
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>>16956367
I read somewhere that he was pretty fucking depressed after that until he saw the Artemis II launch on TV, which promptly pulled him out of that depression
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Recovery team patch
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https://x.com/tszzl/status/2043031958490616299
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NASA soul.
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>>16956367
Many are saying his wife was the one who posted for him. Which may explain the silence.
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>>16956364
they used to post them on X from time to time, but pretty infrequently
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>>16956377
Not seen in this picture. The tweet dates. Why do Elon simps have to always lie? Elon didn't post about the mission until it was mostly over, and then probably because Izzy gave him a come to Jesus talk.
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>>16956384
he didn't post during the launch, he did post during the furthest point and before splashdown (and reposted different NASA livestreams)
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New picture taken from Artemis as she returned toward Earth.
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>>16956384
it says april 2nd in the picture
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>>16956385
So, exactly what I said. Elon acted like a hunt girl because he got humiliated and tried the silent treatment, until Izzy got him on the blower and told him to play ball or he was off the team.
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>>16956390
you're deranged
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ayy lmao
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>>16956391
Stop being so mean to my boyfriend!

Just say that.
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https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2043045231655030821
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>>16956395
Reid is so based
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>>16956225
https://www.nasa.gov/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/53206112789-e5e932c583-o.jpg

30 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYY4nnfxKbU
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ksxkWFrWX-M
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>>16956389
Grok? You're next at bat.

Thanks Coach! Elon Musk first posted about the success of the Artemis II mission on April 8, 2026, by replying to a photo of the Milky Way captured by the crew during their lunar flyby. In his post, he expressed optimism for the future of space exploration, stating, "One day, we will be out there, among the stars".

Think that Godspeed is giving thumbs up to another post, but my Twitter no log in postal doesn't seem to go that far back. Posts limit I guess.

If you have Twitter and feel like searching you could win this one. Play fair. Big screenshot to show exact context of that April 2 post.
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>>16956397
Is their plane on flightradar24?
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>>16956398
what's stored in the balls?
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o shit
https://x.com/TJ_Cooney/status/2043024241298125039
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>>16956406
I wonder if it's around the seperation bolt.
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>>16956399
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>>16956406
That looks surprisingly deep, but if it happened after transitioning to cooler air it's probably a nothingburger
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>>16956406
yikes.
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>>16956397
live
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>>16956407
What do I need to know before playing Kerbal?
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>>16956418
Either git gud with the default controls or install CKAN so you can play with MechJeb
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>>16956379
Good astronauts follow orders. He should be fired.
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ksp was last updated 2023?
also what ever happened with the KSP general on vg? I recall like 8 years ago some drama with snake porn? idk
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>>16956406
deboooonked
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>>16956424
the studio tried to make ksp2, but it was gay and retarded and they focused on the wrong things so nobody played it and they eventually abandoned it
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>>16956427
how can you focus on the 'wrong things'? shouldn't it have just been ksp 1 but with more shit added on?
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>>16956411
Used my portal tweets and reply tab to scroll way down all the way into April 1, in case there's a time zone thing, and still do not see that Godspeed. That also conflicts will all the press and forum posts about Elon's silence. So, dunno.

I'll open up my Twitter account later and take a look. Don't want to FUD.
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>>16956428
they tried to make it more approachable to the general audience or something like that
basically focusing on graphics and the green little faggots instead of the physics and simulation
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>>16956426
There's obvious chunk missing
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>>16956428
KSP 2 is missing features from KSP 1 and runs like shit, alongside being more jank than its predecessor. Somehow, they were gonna add colony building, interstellar travel, AND multiplayer on top of that.
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>>16956424
>ksp was last updated 2023?
last real update was 1.12 in 2021, the rest were stability patches and an easter egg for the next game
>>16956428
thing is, all the original devs that made ksp1 left after the sale to t2, and as t2 found out later, most modders can't into coding physics
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The songs they are playing in the return to Houston pre-stream MUST be made by the same guy who did the songs for Ark, there's like no fucking shot it ain't
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>>16956437
yea because he's the only person who's ever dont music in this style
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>>16956436
Luckily, we have Kitten Space Agency to look forward to as a spiritual successor. The devs are using their own custom game engine and are focusing on the technical side of things first and foremost.
https://x.com/Ahwoo_Official/status/2041576893778923959
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https://x.com/astro_reid/status/2043058823091417542
>Mission complete
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>>16956396
He wants to step on the moon, not just orbit it. I respect that sort of ass kissing.
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>>16956440
which one is his wife?
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>>16956435
I remember how excited I was when it was announced, my PC back then wasn't even good enough for the assumed specs so I finally upgraded to a new one.
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>>16956420
https://x.com/astro_reid/status/2043028781020123640
>PS- it’s hard not to love this little guy. I cant let Rise out of my sight…currently tethered to my water bottle.

its his now
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_nj6wW6Gsc
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>>16956442
His wife is soil.
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>>16956440
Wholesome
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>>16956439
yeah but the lead dev doesn't have the best track record and they already had a crashout over le big evil steam so it's better to manage expectations, nice tech demo though
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Do you ever get kinda depressed that you are not an astronaut or even working as part of this program? Kind of depressing if you think about it too long
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NSF: I actually recorded the entire live web stream from before launch all the way until splashdown (it broke mid-way so it's actually split into two streams with a substantial amount of overlap). Total file size of both files together is approximately 70GB. (In 1080p)

Only 70GB for a week of streaming seems remarkably small.
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>>16956451
Nah bro astronaut life is difficult as fuck. I wanna be a space tourist, not an astronaut
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>>16956453
Glover went around the Moon and the universe increased his anglo perks
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>>16956453
hilarious that you lose your shit the second someone doesn't treat Musk like the anti-christ
lmao
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>>16956452
consider that most of it was static shots
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The zero-G indicators in the capsule are free, you can just take them. I have 492 zero-G indicators.
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>>16956459
I'm not the anon you think I am, I was just making a joke.
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>>16956458
proof that whiteness is a mindset
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Jackie was a great CAPCOM. Jenni the backup Canadian was awful.
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it's time!
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>>16956460
Still impressive compression and on the fly.
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We just sent four people to the hecking moon more energy.
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is the audio a bit fucked up for anyone else?
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>>16956468
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>>16956473
I muted it right away as the cringe started
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>>16956473
yes
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Kek is this a sports rally? I actually appreciate the effort tho.
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>>16956469
The audience boos the Canadian flag.

Hey -- that's bush league.
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>>16956478
sorry anon you're clearly not American. That's just what we do in events like this
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>have to mention Ted Cruz
Just so fucking gay, nuke washington DC right now
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this is cringe
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>>16956478
American culture and southern hospitality makes the jew recoil
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Americans do be clapping
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I wish this was more like the daily press conferences they did during the mission
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goddamn I forgot how boring nasa's admin is
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>>16956481
he's a congressman for Houston, gotta give him a shout out
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>>16956490
she seems nice
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>>16956486
Oh God if they took questions from reporters (or if they do it here) more than half of them are going to ask
>how did you FEEL
>how are you FEELING
>tell us about the EMOTION
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Stop trying to make moonjoy happen, it's not going to happen
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>>16956481
You will love the meeting with Trump. They will stand in the oval office while Trump rambles about Iran in his chair.
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MY WIFE AEIOU YONEDA SPOTTED
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>moonjoy
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>>16956497
yea I'm not feeling the term either
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>I want to begin by thanking President Donald Trump
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I want to begin by kissing ass
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>trump cuts NASA funding in half
>have to praise him so he doesn't cut further
Humiliation ritual
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I would like to thank the american tax payers who fund NASA despite not believing in space or the moon landings.
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ENTER
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Holy cornball you didnt need the music
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kek what's with the marvel superhero music?
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>>16956503
as long as they give the money, no harm in fleecing them
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>>16956499
How about moonphoria?
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RISE
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>>16956507
GOD BLESS AMERICA
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Reid arrived with his loot
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>>16956508
that was nuTrek music if my ears heard it correctly
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America is going to claim the fucking moon
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moon is the 61st state
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These aren’t the people who went up. I can’t believe nobody else can see they’re completely different. Something happened up there.
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>>16956515
This crew is so goated I love them all
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>>16956510
I prefer moonsexual
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>>16956519
Somewhere out there Newt Gingrich is smiling down on us
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>>16956495
He might mention Biden and Obama.
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>>16956513
>gets to name a crater after his wife
>gets to keep the moon plushie
what do the others get
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These things aren’t human
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>>16956526
They get to be the first non-white, non-man and non-american to go to deep space
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>no one knows what it's like
>to be a moon man
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America is the best country in the world
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I had to turn it off, it's too much
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will the people who actually land on the moon 2 years later also be this dramatic
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uh oh atheists getting mad
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based Christ enjoyer
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>>16956535
no they'll be battle hardened stoics after having had to butcher the chinese astronauts with their bare hands
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>>16956530
kek
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cocoa skinned queens
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>>16956535
depends who they are I guess
in some sense it will be bigger than this but going back after 50 years won't hopefully happen ever again
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Thank you Victor!
CHRIST IS KING
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Dude I fucking love Victor Glover
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why do they have so many watches
what do they know
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>>16956437
They both sound like SG-1 music to me.
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dude yeah I worship a god that murdered everyone on earth except for one boat lol
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americans love to clap and give hugs
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>>16956545
they know what time it is
and it's time to walk on the moon again
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>>16956521
yea 10/10 crew choice all around, no weak links whatsoever
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stroking together
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>a crew strokes together
–Moon Tzu
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>stroking together every minute with the same purpose
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>>16956545
Ayys definitely contacted them on the dark side of the Moon.
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>>16956550
a crew is family
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>all this blackness around me
Woah you can't say that
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they seem... changed
something's out there
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took a little bit to get there, but her speech is actually pretty poignant
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YAAH
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>>16956545
I actually looked into it last week and found this
https://www.fratellowatches.com/the-watches-worn-on-the-nasa-artemis-ii-mission/
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erf's a crew
we stroke together
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>oh oh
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it'll be very funny now if they don't get up to hug after the canadian's speech
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A FUCKING LEAF
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These speeches are insanely good holy shit
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KEK
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lmao
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>>16956553
>>16956552
>>16956551
do people really not know what Crew is?
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just wait, they'll be going on all the major tv and radio programs. watch them pop up on mr beast and joe rogan.
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>>16956500
How much longer are we gonna have to keep up the sycophantic crap? Its become so grating
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>>16956571
genuinely great and fun people, they'll become lifetime household names
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>>16956560
interesting, I skimmed it, will read it later
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All four of them gave killer speeches hooooly shiiiiiiit I love this crew so fucking muuuuuuch
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There really couldn't have been a better crew for this mission, damn
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which one will join spacex after retirement?
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ok what the fuck, all these speeches have been bangers. They really are the best of the best
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>this is you
I knew it, they became a hivemind
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Hopium injected right into my veins
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>>16956507
"BAH GAWD, that's Rises' music!"
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this is our generation's apollo 8 crew bros
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>first non-human to fly around the moon
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huh what happened, I muted when the woman bureaucrat started talking
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>>16956359
artemis 1
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>>16956589
that was the other Canadian astronaut who was CAPCOM
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>>16956589
They made out passionately you missed it
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what a clear divide between a human speech and a corpo speech
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>>16956589
I turned it off at the embarrassing religious nonsense
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>>16956594
A human speech and a canadian speech
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Bruno Family must be the coolest family in America
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>>16956601
Fuck outta here, no one cares
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>>16956601
I still fail to see why that's easier than one big engine
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>>16956601
Raptor 3 is so sexy goddamn
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We just gonna go down the line of politicians now, eh?
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>>16956602
shut the fuck up bitch
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>>16956605
Gotta secure funding somehow
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>>16956603
Highest thrust and chamber pressure at the best possible thrust to weight ratio.
https://x.com/Jordanguidry6/status/2043073457487765624
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>>16956605
schmoozing is an artform
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>>16956603
much easier to mass manufacture many small engines
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>>16956605
in the words of the great Werner von Braun
>Here comes the money (here we go, money talks)
>Here comes the money
>Money, money, money, money
>Money, money, money, money, money (dolla dolla, dolla dolla)
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>>16956610
those look CLEAN
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>>16956603
combustion instability
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>>16956610
>>16956601
Design flaw, want to know what it is? xD
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>ENTER TRUMP
ENTER TRUMP
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>>16956603
if one engine breaks, the other 50 will still work
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DOMINANCE
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>>16956617
trump is busy trying to get the hornpussy open
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Awkward...
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Will you buy their books when they eventually write them, /sfg/?
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https://x.com/NASASpaceflight/status/2043075060877902230
>33 Raptor 3 engines.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhJRzQsLZGg
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>>16956623
eh. for me its surface EVA or nothing
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>>16956623
Are there any actually good books written by astronauts?
I've never bought any but do need something to read
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>>16956626
carrying the fire
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>>16956623
if I read books I'd be a scientist
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>>16956598
What if she worked on heatshield
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>>16956623
I'm waiting for the picture book, and the coloring books.
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>>16956627
>written by michael collins
neat, thanks.
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>>16956610
they don't look to be aligned evenly
I never noticed before or maybe it's a new design
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>>16956610
>>16956624
The size of the engine plume at launch will be hilarious
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>>16956406
https://x.com/SciGuySpace/status/2043076623340093456

seems like berger is a bit curious as well
that doesn't really look purely like some discoloring, it looks like a whole
or then there happen to be some black coloring in spots that make it seem like there are shadows in very convenient spots
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>>16956624
are those red wires supposed to be exposed like that?
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Lets design a moon base. I'll kick things off with a critical component.
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>>16956624
What a slut without a skirt
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>>16956601
when will starship look as good as raptor v3?
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>>16956634
Well they aren't reusing it. The capsule only needs to survive reentry once
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>>16956634
>it looks like a hole
agreed
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>>16956638
If Starship needs that kind of attention across its whole hull it'll never be affordable.
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>>16956638
>when will starship look as good as raptor v3?
When Musk finally adds the fucking windows he has been promising that have been shown in renders for years
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>>16956632
yeah its new I'm pretty sure, like they were installed on the bottom of a dome
like pic is the booster from Flight 6

https://x.com/StarshipGazer/status/1849943430828523728
>Booster 13 in the air today while being removed from the launch mount after yesterday's static fire test.
>10/25/24
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>>16956636
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>>16956636
no thanks I'm not in the mood
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>>16956636
>>16956644
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https://x.com/RGVaerialphotos/status/2043077008029016498
>Booster 19 raptor engines
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https://x.com/INiallAnderson/status/2043078591114596407
>Superheavy's evolution has been quite something to watch over the years!
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>>16956648
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So why has SpaceX gotten lapped so hard? I thought this was the "go fast break shit" company?
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>>16956651
what are the little boxes in a ring
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>>16956654
Because they turned into the "go slow break shit" company instead
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>>16956652
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>>16956650
Shouldn't those pipes or wires or whatever they are be covered up? Is that something they're gonna do pre-flight?
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>>16956658
kek
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>>16956626
I've quite enjoyed Chris Hadfield's books.
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>>16956659
those are probably sensor wires for the static fire
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>>16956656
Ya but why? Just bit off more than they could chew?
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>>16956663
that's what I was thinking
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Well it’s crazy that SLS flew humans before Starship ever reached orbit
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>>16956666
>SLS flew humans
around the moon
SLS flew humans around the moon before starship reached LEO
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>>16956667
SLS flew humans around the moon before starship reached Siam.
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>>16956657
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>>16956651
Outer ring of engine bells snap off like a dandelion.
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>>16956440
love this
proud of their papa
glad he didn't die too
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>>16956376
anime
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>>16956530
Even alive, they get a junior high named after them.
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>>16956379
>>16956445
no one gets left behind
>>16956440
imagine meeting your gf's dad and it's Reid Wiseman how can you even compete
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>>16956667
Imagine telling someone that 5 years ago
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anyone else kinda bothered by their exaggerated clapping? It's ultra normie. Maybe I'm a bitter fag?
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well decks are cool
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>>16956640
Did something just fly off my gorram ship?
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>>16956685
we need this but in space. space wells.
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>>16956452
I wanted to download the stream afterwards, but it is now unavailable
do you know where I can get a recording like the one you have?
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>>16956685
what are the scribbles on the balloons for?
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>>16956691
Scribbles

They're the lines attaching them to the craft. Scribbled?
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>>16956689
The discussion at NSF was if it would be uploaded to their server for members. If they end up hosting, it might end up in their paid sub forum.
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>>16956694
Why do they look like that?
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>>16956669
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>>16956697
Spread out lines like a hand grab the balloon Then a line "arm" leads down to the capsule.
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It's n the San Diego baywstch.

NSF: Heard the double sonic boom at Point Loma. Was not loud but we heard it. Lots of people there but I think few knew what to listen for. I tried to spot the chutes with binocs but no joy. I was so happy that so many people were trying to participate.
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>>16956666
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how the hell did starlink swing that
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>>16956703
>dictatorship as bad as nk
its going to have limited availability, mostly government & military
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>>16956698
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>>16956703
>>16956704
>When the adversary relies upon you, you control the adversary.
see: Hormussy
Turkmen dicktaters would be wise to not touch starlink with a ten foot pole, but I hope the rural goat herders can get some access points.
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>>16956654
What/who has lapped SpaceX?
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>>16956626
seconding >>16956627
and also Failure is not an option by Gene Kranz, not an astronaut but still very much on subject
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Read this BBC Pidgin article out loud while doing your best impression of Sebastian from The Little Mermaid.

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/c1l9zjmgn8mo
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>>16956711
I can never read the pidgin articles without thinking of Ugandan knuckles
>do u kno de wey to de moon?
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https://x.com/NASAAdmin/status/2043099619597422721
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>>16956705
gonna need some power in this bitch. solar is for hippies.
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Active scene at Masseys.
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TURN ON NSF
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhJRzQsLZGg
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>>16956742
is it a static fire test?
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>>16956738
>>16956743
testing new tanks?
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https://x.com/davill/status/2043123361258041616
>Here we go, upending tonight.
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>>16956750
Do they have more than one yet, or is this the one that already flew once?
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>>16956750
I hope AST fails
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>>16956743
cucked
>>16956750
>upending
the hurdles men will go through to avoid using the correct term "erecting"
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some big fucking rockets flying these days
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>>16956755
BFR, you say?
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>>16956755
I fondly recall making the first Large Launch Vehicle discussion thread on this board. many years ago....
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>Normies already talking about Artemis IV
Holy shit, we are so back!
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>>16956760
wait until they learn about how m*sk is involved
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>>16956755
not big enough
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>>16956750
NSF: Hotfire with payload on top?? I thought we've learned that lesson.

Gutsy call. Let's see how that works out for them.
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>>16956757
why did elon change the name? that's the point when spacex started losing sovl
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>>16956760
artemis 3 cucks...
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>>16956768
with their first ever recovered NGS1
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https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2043132989450932694
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>>16956760
So the moon base will be like the new arctic base? Wtf do you do there? WhT do you do in the arctic one as well, for that matter. Also while im retard maxing, I want to ask about why dont they just use like slingshots and shit to fire stuff into space, like angry birds
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>>16956773
The last thing I'd want is an all-black crew.

Why is that statement different than Kelly's?
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>>16956778
https://www.usap.gov/sciencesupport/scienceplanningsummaries/2025_2026/resources/documents/2025-2026%20Science%20Planning%20Summaries.pdf
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>>16956778
yes the first base is going to be a small research outpost like Antarctica

The slingshot idea is more viable on bodies with lower gravity and little/no atmosphere like on the moon and mars.
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>April 17, 2026, 20:30~
>Live stream from the ISS "Kibo" Japanese Experiment Module

>We'll be carried up by the H3 rocket and HTV-X, and the plushie and acrylic panel have already arrived!
>Maybe we can see Earth from the window?
>Look forward to it
https://x.com/clearusui/status/2042969355500294174

I'm so proud of her.
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>>16956782
can penguins live on the moon?
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>>16956773
democracy is why that language is normalized
the cattle vote in blocs
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>>16956788
this depends on whether the moon is made of cookie or cheese
penguins are lactose intolerant
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>>16956743
so when does it blow up
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>>16956783
Okay thank you for indluging me. I wonder a lot about those wacky alternate forms of Space flight, and if any would actually be viable. Like take piccrelated for instance. The idea is that you get pulled up the track and then dropped in order to gain momentum on the return. I wonder if such a thing could if not replace jet engine launches, at least compliment them in some way
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>the gravity is so low on the moon that penguins could fly for real
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>>16956796
That is where all the dodos went after all
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r8 my napkin drawing for a lunar base (I'm a grocery store worker I am clueless retard)

basically it's a four legged spider robot with mechanics very similar to the manipulator arms of the ISS and spaceshuttle

1 - lands on the four arms, then gently detaches the spent landing module (RCS, now empty fuel tanks, main thruster)

2 - walks off to the basecamp, manoeuvres the cylindical base module in a precise position and detaches it (connects to another module like building the iss) (astronauts prebuilt the foundation that this part drops onto)

4 - the legs just walk away and shut down somewhere, maybe solar panels can recharge its batteries

If this is launched using spacex super heavy booster then I guess the width of the base modules would be like 6 meters, which isn't too bad for living space if you connect like 10 of them up together
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>>16956796
imagine giving them little oxygen tanks and having them fly around up there lol
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>>16956796
false.
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>>16956799
robot moon spiders would be wild
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>>16956799
cool
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>>16956799
Has anyone on /sfg/ decided where the best spots to set up a lunar base would be? Highlands? Lowlands? Equatorial or polar? Where are we looking at?
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Yatta!
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https://x.com/NASASpaceflight/status/1935548909805601020
Oh yeah
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>>16956813
we're not gonna make it to mars, are we?
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>>16956813
>2025
you sir are a swine
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>>16956796
Clear-dono...
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>>16956816
Elon's original presentation is nearly a decade old and we still haven't gotten to LEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7Uyfqi_TE8
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https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2043158635480768862
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>>16956812
qt3.14 moon babe
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>>16956765
bezos will win the lander race
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>>16956424
>also what ever happened with the KSP general on vg?
Trust me, you don't wanna know. It was extremely retarded.
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i wish nasa would just build its own lander. those two chucklefucks will drag their heels for years to drag out sucking up tax payer money.
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>>16956839
>build their own
And contract out to who, exactly?
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>>16956839
so you know absolutely nothing about the history of SLS or Orion I guess?
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>>16956842
Well since those two products both exist and actually work why don't they have those guys also build the lander?
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https://x.com/SpaceX/status/2043167629947424983
>Starship and Super Heavy move out to continue preflight testing
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>>16956846

>>16956845
because it took 15-20 years and about 100 billion
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>>16956847
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>>16956848
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>>16956847
what are the two external pipes for
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>>16956852
raceways? they protect cables from thermal damage.
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https://x.com/NASAAdmin/status/2043172376167256396?s=20
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>No unexpected conditions were observed. I suspect when the images are released, it will be pretty obvious the stark difference between Artemis I and Artemis II head shield performance.

>As to the question specifically, the discoloration was not liberated material. The white color observed corresponds to the compression pad area and is consistent with the local geometry, AVCOAT byproducts, and transitional heating environments. We observed this behavior in arc jet testing and expected it in this compression pad area.

https://x.com/NASAAdmin/status/2043172376167256396
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>>16956852
toilet
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>>16956857
Shoutout to Berger for putting the pressure on NASA and kind of prodding them to be the "new transparent" agency they need to be.
And shoutout to Jared for responding and following through.
Good stuff. Not sure how long many of you have been fans of space flight but back in the Shuttle era NASA was very, very transparent. Issues would be addressed to the public almost immediately. That kind of shifted, especially towards the Bolden/Bridenstine/Ballast Bill era where NASA really closed in on itself. Jared is doing a good thing here bringing NASA back to the share-test-share philosophy
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>>16956860
being transparent to stupid people is just a giant waste of time
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This mission was so kino
Call me gay and retarded but it's unironically given me back some faith in humanity. We can still do things.
The crew was absolutely fantastic, I really don't know how they can top it.
I hope Jared can pull through. we might actually make it bros

Also post future crew proposals
imagine Kim, Pettit, Pesquet, JAXA rep

>>16956860
Definitely a good thing. I didn't know NASA used to be more transparent. I don't think Berger needs to glaze Jared for it as much but it's certainly good for him to acknowledge it and also ask the questions.
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>>16956811
North of Mons Bradley would be alright, but if you need to retain heat more than dissipate it you're going to want to be at one of the poles so you can stay in sunlight. Building anywhere but the poles would be impossible if you're relying on solar power rather than nuclear.
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>>16956863
>Pettit
God imagine the photos
He's getting old though, would they even consider him for a moon mission?
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>>>/wsg/6126957
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>>16956863
is the earth always eclipsed if you're near the moon?
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>>16956861
Yeah well counterpoint: Jared isn't going on the news and spoonfeeding sensitive information to the talking heads at fox news, he's replying to literal who spitter fags and berger on twitter who are asking good questions
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>>16956863
I think Reid is on record saying he isn't done yet and would like to actually get closer and walk on the Moon. Give it to him.
Matthew Dominick for photography.
Ayu Yoneda because the "first woman and person of color" being a japanese woman would be hilarious and cause maximum seethe
I don't really care for much of the rest of the active astronaut class desu. They have the black female geologist so she is probably a guarantee (more for her degree than her skin color or reproductive organs). I'm surprised they don't have more active geologists to be honest
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>>16956773
>the last thing i would want in a death capsule is an all-white crew
based aryan senator
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zoom
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>>16956863
Pesquet is retired isnt he? And love Pettit but no way he makes it to the moon and back he is OLD
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>>16956848
am i required to drive a cybertruck if i work at spacex?
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>>16956874
KEK remilio
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>>16956878
Not mandatory, you have the option to rent one out, if you want.
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>>16956878
Nope! There is no drive at starbase
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>it is non-trivial for SpaceX and Blue Origin to integrate with Orion, which has fairly strict limits for thermal management and other issues. Even ensuring roughly equivalent cabin pressures between two vehicles is a significant task. Completing all of this within the next 12 to 18 months will be a difficult hill to climb.
aint fu ckin happenin
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>>16956876
what altitude is this? did he take it from a balloon?
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>>16956868
statistically, none of them will have any career related to aerospace
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>>16956881
if you don't give me it for free, then i will show up in my beater fartbox
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>>16956872
the black chick is going to be the next boot on the moon, isnt she?
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The Sen camera on the ISS saw the Orion reentry
https://www.sen.com/video/e1cbd8ed-1363-4a03-a806-7f37c138589e
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>>16956884
starship is so comically oversized you can just add an extra airlock at the docking port
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>>16956866
If they don't they have no heart
Maybe he has a shot at Artemis III, for the actual landings it's gotta be Dominick

>>16956872
I think all of this crew have a chance in the future if we really get the Moon base and they deserve to, too, but they're very unlikely to be on the first few landings so I tried to choose others. The backup crew probably has a chance, so instead of a JAXA rep the Canadian backup lady could also get on an early one.
>I'm surprised they don't have more active geologists to be honest
I whittled this list down to four, but for my ESA picks there'd be also Gerst (and Cristoforetti I guess), Gerst is a geophysicist and volcanologist, I think he'd be a good pick. Though I suspect the international astronauts are gonna get to stay in the cuck capsule for the first few landings and Artemis IV is probably going to be three humans and one other country again.

>>16956877
>Pesquet
Nothing in his wiki article says he's retired so I thought he'd be an option.
>he is OLD
it would be so kino though
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>>16956796
>>16956800
Imagine a fully pressurized PenguinDome where they can swim and fly to their hearts' content, and then the moon jannies have to collect the penguin shit for nitrogenous fertilizer.
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>>16956891
kino
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>>16956510
It's alright. But I prefer the term "selenic thrill"
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>>16956651
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>>16956911
damn elon is smart.
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>>16956911
made with quantumcomposite metamaterials
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>>16956911
>>16956911
what did all of the stuff on v1 even do?
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>>16956920
It's all sensors and propellant plumbing.
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>>16956911
pc vs apple lol
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>>16956379
I still can't tell the difference between Wiseman and Hansen. This is the real reason why you need the diversity, so you can quickly refer to the crew:
>The white male
>The woman
>The black
>The Canadian
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>>16956927
Linux, Windows, Apple
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>>16956920
Redirects gasses, directs fluids, opens and closes valves, reads off sensor data, feeds it into the engine controllers, etc.
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>>16956928
>still can't tell the difference between Wiseman and Hansen
You are faceblind
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>>16956929
(they're all running embedded Linux)
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Hello again /sfg/, did you watch Artemis 2?
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>>16956937
Hell yeah
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artemis IV should consist of three geologists and one from III.
if you disagree, explain.
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>>16956938
>ours
...for all mankind, right?
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>>16956937
I actually got ordered to stop working early and watch it.
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>>16956940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzjNCVXLtwo
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>>16956937
I FELT that shit bro
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>>16956941
Thats awesome
>>16956943
Same
>>16956938
SOON
O
O
N
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>>16956937
I was getting a haircut and they had the splashdown playing on the TV in the background
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>>16956939
It should consist of a welder, plumber, electrician, and pilot from 3
get started on that moon base ASAP
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>>16956950
Good way to keep your attention on the splashfown and not on shitposting
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>>16956928
https://animethemes.moe/anime/last_period_owarinaki_rasen_no_monogatari/ED1-NCBD1080
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>>16956937
No, I lived it.
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>>16956956
Very nice
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>>16956957
By lived it I mean shitposted here all week. I didn't even go outside to look up.
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mars plans cancelled https://scienceaim.com/universe-expected-to-decay-in-1078-years-much-sooner-than-previously-thought/
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>>16956939
Only 2. Because only 2 will land. One of those who keep orbiting the Moon should be a physicist and do science related to radiation and the Sun and the other should be a doctor to collect health data.
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>>16956960
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>>16956960
The link has decayed
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>>16956963
https://scienceaim.com/universe-expected-to-decay-in-1078-years-much-sooner-than-previously-thought/

superscript fuckery
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Popular cultural breakout

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FOI8vLhRzkE
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god damnit, 4chan why do you not support superscript.
here just have the goddamn paper instead of the ai slop site https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/1475-7516/2025/05/023
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>>16956965
>a fucking leaf
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>>16956960
>>16956966
tl;dr, then: stellar remnants like Neutron Stars are susceptible to the same evaporation processes as black holes, and it leaves them with similar life times. If the universe is cyclical, there could still be stellar remnants out there, but only if the cycle rate is less than 10^68 years.
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ok canada had their turn, who next in the artemis accords should be allowed on III?
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>>16956969
Artemis III is going to be a Low Earth Orbit mission.
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Grok, help her out.

Okie Dokie! A new study published in the Journal of Cosmology and Astroparticle Physics by three researchers at Radboud University in the Netherlands has dramatically revised our estimate of when the last objects in the universe will cease to exist.

That is a 1 followed by 78 zeros.

It sounds incomprehensibly long, and it is.

But it is also vastly shorter than the previous estimate which is a 1 followed by 1,100 zeros.
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>>16956972
it's literally just regurgitating the first couple lines of the AI site's summary

>>16956971
yes I know, but of the 4 crew which country should be represented besides US
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>>16956972
how do we overcome this
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>>16956972
what happens one minute after 11:59 PM on new year's eve 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?
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we must fund a Sedna lander for 2070. it won't be back for a long time. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedna_(dwarf_planet)
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NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman
I am hesitant to get ahead of a proper data review, but I understand the space community’s curiosity, especially when imagery can give the impression of a problem.

As you would expect, engineers were eager to inspect the heat shield, starting with diver imagery shortly after splashdown and continuing with the review aboard the ship. No unexpected conditions were observed. I suspect when the images are released, it will be pretty obvious the stark difference between Artemis I and Artemis II head shield performance.

As to the question specifically, the discoloration was not liberated material. The white color observed corresponds to the compression pad area and is consistent with the local geometry, AVCOAT byproducts, and transitional heating environments. We observed this behavior in arc jet testing and expected it in this compression pad area.

We will complete a full data review across all systems, including the thermal protection system, and make the results publicly available.

Now our three astronauts are home safe.

Weren't the four astronauts?

No! Three. No more questions.
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>>16956973
If I had munged a link three times straight, I wouldn't throw shade at Grok.
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>Static fires soon
I want it to explode
I want Elon Musk to succeed
I want that it works
I want Elon Musk to fail
I am not bipolar.
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>>16956978
not my fault 4chan sanitizes string entry
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anyone else remember the drama regarding Ceres's bright spot as the dawn spacecraft got closer and closer? fun times
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>>16956981
Yesss thanks for the reminder
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>>16956981
Ceres is real? I thought Ceres is just a fictional planet in The Expanse.
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>>16956965
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>>16956965
Lock the doors.
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>>16956976
w-who's gonna land on it
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Oh no no no redditsisters.

First Victor Glover refuses to say anything about his skin colour, then there were the sayings about God while in space, now this. We just can't stop losing.
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>>16956965
Is SNL still relevant enough to qualify as pop culture?
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>>16956976
>Sedna will come to perihelion around July 2076
hahahahaha oh my god america is truly the only planet
trump is going to land on sedna (no one will know what this is or why) for the tricentennial
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>>16956941
I'm still pissed I missed the last Shittle launch because I was in physics class.
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>>16956879
>remilio
What does this mean?
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AIII is not happening until 2028.
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>>16956750

Did they fix their low thrust issue?
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>>16956990
Optimism is so very fragile isn’t it? One man’s hopium is another man’s doomsday scenario.
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>>16956993
Back in 2003 I set my VCR to record Columbia's launch because I had a class.
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>>16957007
d-did you get it on tape?
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>>16956983
the fictional part is making it spin to create artifical gravity by centrifugal force
I wonder who came up with the idea
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>>16957013
"if it's not broken don't fix it"
grok translate that in russian
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>>16957013
>it's been a long road
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>>16957011
I did. I actually watched it later that day and still have the tape somewhere.
Needless to say, I saw the re-entry on the news.
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>>16957023
based boomer
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>>16956366
it self-stabilizes aerodynamically, that's what it looks like - damped oscillation
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>>16956664
SpaceX is experiencing regression to the mean as it keeps growing headcount
efficient rocket engines are hard to make, SpaceX engineering as a group is not competent enough anymore to understand that efficiency scales with size and reliability scales inversely with number of parts
they should have somewhere between 4 and 9 engines on the booster, they have 33 with the attendant thermodynamic, gas dynamic and reliability issues
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>>16957031
If it was only reusable booster, starship would be flying for years already. Reusable 2nd stage is entirely different beast.
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>>16957013
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775986815091059.webm" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775986815091059.webm
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>>16957031
everyone probably wants to work at blue origin
>do nothing
>get paid alot

why even work at spacex?
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>>16957037
People tend to be happier when their work means more to them than just a wage.
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>>16957036
kino
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>>16956634
Looks good to me
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>>16956397
Watching this nowand its really cool to see the entire room so full of energy and hyping it up. Never seen a press conference so positive.

Spacebros, it feels so good to be winning.
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>>16957016
Probably the authors. In reality Ceres is too light and fluffy to hold together if spun up.
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>>16957034
Why is a martian colony grade starship inherently attached to the superheavy booster? And why are we sending a rocket powered by methalox engines to a celestial body with scant carbon and a merely hypothetical amount of hydrogen and oxygen frozen in the shadows?
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>>16957031
as i understand it the first stage engines are fine the problem is with the raptor vacs
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>>16957053
>And why are we sending a rocket powered by methalox engines to a celestial body with scant carbon and a merely hypothetical amount of hydrogen and oxygen frozen in the shadows?
Because we can refuel it in LEO with enough dV to go to LLO, dock with Orion, land, ascend back to LLO, and dock with Orion again. Eventually we could use something like an NEP tug to push filled Starship depots to LLO and reuse the moonships.
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>>16957043
>work means more
more what? explosions? LEO constellations? Elaborate.
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>>16956927
Apple is really a raptor 1 that with some marketing tricks and lies tries to sell itself as a raptor 3
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>>16957016
The obvious solution for settling Ceres is spinhabs inside big voids carved out of the interior but then your belters grow up in one gee and aren’t physically puny underdogs
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>>16957002
i guess we'll find out soon
>>
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https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2043196054519398909
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>>16957098
why did some of the debris change direction to move back towards the rocket instead of away?
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>>16957100
I think those ones are from Orion
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>>16957095
how much less
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https://x.com/Flight2Starship/status/2043309844577308686
>Booster 19’s grid fins have been tested.
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>>16957037
BO workers do not get paid a lot in fact
there were a bunch of stock options that expired worthless a while ago because they were contingent upon the company going public or something retarded
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>>16957138
Now do the same while loaded
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>>16956839
>chucklefucks
holy reddit
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>>16951033
You can see when the vax hit
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New Glenn is already launching commercial payloads, where is Starship?
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>>16957165
getting developed to enable the next step change in cost reduction
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>SpaceX conducts preflight Booster 19 testing on Pad 2
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>>16957167
two more weeks?
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>>16957037
i drove past the blorigin factory yesterday (saturday) and the parking lot was full
for comparison, the airbus building down the road had like 1 car parked outside
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>>16957036
KNHO
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>>16957169
two more months.
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>>16957050
that and the necessary amount of energy would be ludicrous anyway
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>>16957165
If new Glenn can lap starship, it actually might be a sign that SpaceX's monopoly is crashing
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>>16957013
STS-1 was 45 years ago today
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>>16957198
You never answered when you asserted SpaceX had been lapped and weee asked by whom.
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>>16956876

ISS capture of Artemis II re-entry? Can anyone confirm?
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>>16957198
step by step, ferociously
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>>16957168
inb4 it explodes
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Anyone know if these are real?
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>>16957221
well, where did you find it?
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>>16957226

A link posted earlier in this thread to an X post. Supposedly a view from the ISS but I can't find any corroboration
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>>16957227
these two are from station:
https://x.com/Astro_ChrisW/status/2042776054520017214

yours is probably, can't find the tweet tho. check the other 3 American astronauts on stations accounts?
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>>16957195
They have the magic Epstein Files Torch Drive so the dV/impulse cost isn't the issue in that universe.
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>>16957221
hmm yeah that one isn't maybe (or I just can't find it on any of the agency flikr feeds), these two are real at least >>16957229
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>>16957169
Four to six weeks. Eight tops. Certainly no more than ten.
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>>16956850
I like the logo change. I don't want to hear any of you calling it SpaceX from now on. It's simply X now.
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>>16957167
Getting developed! That's better than working!

Elon promised last year that by last month, Starship would have reached orbit, would be fully reusable and launching weekly.

Yet, here we are. Still no orbit and six months between launches of a ship with a 50% catastrophic failure rate.
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>>16957249
X‾
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>>16957251
meant for >>16957247
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>>16957247
I thought X was NuTwitter
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>>16957034
SpaceX has reused one Starship booster exactly once over eleven flight tests. Don't pimp that as "reusable".
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>>16957259
because they keep changing the design and want to test the changes...
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>Normies are calling it "Artemis 11" because they don't understand roman numerals
Is there any hope?
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>>16957257
doesnt he want everything under the x umbrella
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>>16957263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEGwKTQrqmQ
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>>16957263
I haven't seen that even once
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Has SENPAI become too much of a woke commie propaganda?
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>>16957266
I am seeing it on tiktok and instagram reels
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>>16957263
Kek
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to be fair
is is ii (uppercase)
or LL (lowercase)
or || (pipes)
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Artemis aye aye
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>>16957268
I don't watch those because I am not a teenage girl.
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>>16957260
It's good that Starslip keeps exploding! Better!

Returning to Earth in a cloud of incandescent fragments and reusable are contradictory.
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>>16957268
>I keep looking into public toilets and seeing shit!
Ok, maybe spend less time looking at that idk
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>>16957264
Just. Elon takes daily injections of animal tranquilizers and has pan fried his brain. So he's become obsessed with the symbol X.
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https://x.com/AstroVicGlover/status/2043367806817673502/
>Home, again! Mission complete. I hope we glorified God, humanity, our families and our terrific teams a @NASA and @csa_asc. Time to share the good news!
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>>16957279
damn they have a good family dentist
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>>16957279
Why does his hat already look 50 years worn
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>>16957279
what is happening
https://x.com/RT_com/status/2043315474377654455
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>>16957279
Second from right is a carbon copy of Vic, same teeth and everything
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>>16957284
>Science and religion do not in any way exclude each other, but only complement each other
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>>16957283
It's made to mimic the style of the Apollo caps and salt air beats the shit out of cloth.
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>>16957288
to lie is a core aspect of the russian condiiton.
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>>16957288
Both governments are trying to keep Americans Christian because the alternative this time is hyperracist technopaganism and not fedora tipping "Atheist+" libtards.
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>>16957268
>I am seeing it on tiktok and instagram reels
De-rot your media intake
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>>16957268
children on /sfg/
kek
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>>16957288
schizo occultist
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>>16957293
This guy knows what's up
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>>16957263
>>16957268
Normies are ignorant cattle. Just be glad the social media algorithms don't have them rioting in the streets over NASA's non-existent budget because they were convinced space is fake.
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>>16956911
Real working rocket engines for real working rockets. That's the Blue Origin promise.
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For journalists deceiving is like breathing.
Deception for clicks.
Gas Journalists
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Thank you Jeff, for giving mankind the stars!
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>>16957168
stream starting
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>>16957315
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>>16957308
THESE GUYS ARE SO JEALOUS OF SPACEX AND IT'S PALPABLE.
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>>16957316
why did soviet launch sites need massive lightning towers around a pad but here they just stick one on the launch tower itself?
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>>16957318
God hates communism so you need to take much more precaution when launchig from the Soviet Union.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFI-SqnvQK8
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>>16957317
lol I think those are just a bunch of space fans
the black woman in the middle was on Inspiration4 (if I'm not completely faceblind)
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>>16957318
communists are collectivist by nature
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>>16957320
I remember a few years ago when greedy old jews were openly saying that SpaceX would soon IPO, and wall to wall MUSKovites would call it fake news.
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Trust Musk.
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For the anon interested in getting the 70 GB A2 stream backup. Found the post. If NSF doesn't publicly host the file, you can sign up for a free tier account and -- I think -- IM that member and see if he'd put up a torrent you could grab.
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its happening
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>>16957328
no sf, ight
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>>16957288
>scientifically-illitterate fagtheists still pretending that Bruno was a scientist
lmao
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To become a success, listen to those who have succeeded.
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>>16957334
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>>16957330
it might happen
could be just a tank filling test, could be spin prime or could be a full static fire
or did they say its not going to be a static fire? I muted the stream
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really venting
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>>16957332
Certainly more of a scientist than you:

During his college career, Bruno was an astronomer’s assistant at the Lick Observatory where he focused on collecting spectra from distant galaxies using the Coude telescope in order to measure their rotation.

Now, make up some fake experience so you can say you're a real scientist honest!
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>>16957333
kek
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I'm something of a scientist myself
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Salvatore "Big Tory" Bruno

Oh, he's a made man.
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>>16957334
>>16957337
https://x.com/ShorealoneFilms/status/2043372714132722167
https://x.com/ShorealoneFilms/status/2043372827190112613
https://x.com/ShorealoneFilms/status/2043373128055992347
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why is NSF talking about horses
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>>16957330
they already tested filling up the tank a few weeks ago. i think they're gonna do a spin prime first with all 33 engines before doing a full static fire
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>>16957348
They already have this thing on display somewhere?
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>>16957352
it is the sacrifice to prevent Discovery from being chopped up
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https://x.com/blind_via/status/2042759966822666364
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>>16957367
that's neat
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>>16957366
that guy posts on /sci/
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>>16957366
Answer: Saarship can't handle high peak heating. It has a terrible heat shield BARELY capable of withstanding LEO entry. Starships returning from higher energies than LEO is pure fiction.
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>>16957374
this tranny is going to be on suicide watch when Starship becomes operational
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>>16957379
why are they making fun of indians then? that's not very #woke of them
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>>16957379
2 more weeks to 2 more weeks
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>>16957380
autogynephiliac that got ass ravaged by Musk saying trannies are mentally ill actually
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>>16957036
Why didn't they ever land on the Moon? Were they stupid?
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https://x.com/RNCResearch/status/2043006874946068604

Mark Kelly

What happened to him?
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>>16957397
>spin prime
LAAAAAMMMEE
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>>16957391
Getting into politics requires selling your soul to satan
No exceptions
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Musk said 4 to 6 weeks approximately 4 to 6 weeks before he said 4 to 6 weeks most recently. I expect that at the end of thismonth we will have roughly 4 to 6 weeks to go until the next failure in testing.
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>>16957379
this tranny is going to be on suicide watch when Starship fails to reach orbit next year.
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>>16957399
i get that they are taking things slow, but it feels like they're being TOO cautious. this flight is just another suborbital test. there's no reason for them to fret over it so much.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL9JUeOdA6I
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>>16956390
>mentally ill EDS fanfiction gets directly debunked by musk just posting about artemis casually
>has to try and force it anyway
musk is an egotist but you have deepseated mental illness.
>inb4 n-no it's you who is obsessed! y-you love elon because i said you do!
i'm not, thank you for playing.
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>>16957408
everything they are testing is new nigga
new launch pad, new engines, new booster, new ship
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why wouldn't starship work?
they're just tweaking plumbing and structure.
we have 11 flights before this showing that the ship re-entry works, re light works, starlink deployment works, re-using first stage works, hot stage works. landing first stage works, precise landing of 2nd stage works.

if it takes to flight 13 versus 16 for it to be 'ready' who the hell cares
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>>16957412
I keep seeing anons make this excuse but were they this slow when v1 and v2 were equally as new
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Dr. Yi steadied her breath as the dust of the red planet swirled around the landing craft, a crimson storm bowing to her arrival. The engines fell silent, and for a moment, the vast red planet seemed to hold itself in anticipation. Then, with deliberate resolve, she stepped onto the rust-colored soil,her boot imprinting not just the ground, but history itself. The planet stretched endlessly before her, a frontier no longer distant but claimed through courage, discipline, and vision. Behind her visor, her eyes burned with quiet determination; she carried with her the strength and ambition, a force that had propelled her across the void. The radio cracked with booming voice as she rammed the flag pole into the ground: "Women once held up half the sky, today they haved reached beyond it and claimed the stars."
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>>16957417
thank you anongpt
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>>16957417
is she single?
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>>16957416
v1 launch took a pretty long time even after the infrastructure was there in some form
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>>16957013
Neat. I always remember the date because I got this little knick-knack from my grandad when he died. clearly Russian (the smoke says mir) and I assume contemporary.
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>>16956667
if you want to pedantic, sure, but considering the speeds involved, it hardly makes a difference. seems more like something you'd obsess over if you have serious EDS.
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>>16957415
they're just tweaking plumbing and structure! Mere tweaks!

Since you obviously don't know what you're talking by about, v3 is a major revision, perhaps you should sit out this discussion and just listen.
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>>16957379
sounds like a win-win situation
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I might start working at an observatory soon as a technician. any tips?
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>>16957427
Going around the Moon, ballistic arc to the South Indian Ocean. Pretty much exactly the same thing.
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is v3 20 tons to orbit?
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>>16957432
seethe tranny, it is at least 31
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I just found a recording of Endeavour on the carrier flying over my school on my PS Vita
Yes, I used my Vita as a camera unironically as a kid...
Anyway, it made me realize that my current outlook about human spaceflight is the most optimistic it's ever been. Seeing America tear down their crewed spaceflight program during my formative years really put a damper on that for a while.
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>>16957416
I don't think you understand that time and their launch infrastructure is no longer something they can afford to lose. They need to get this vehicle flying and operational, now. No more performance tweaking, that has to take a backseat in priority. Artemis III is just around the corner, they need to launch their upgraded Starlink sats for cashflow, and they need to get the depots/orbital refueling working.

They are going to have to settle with the performance Starship is currently capable of outputting, and will improve upon it, when time is no longer against them.
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>>16956911
why does this company make midwits so angry and contrarian?
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>>16956929
left: windows
middle: apple
right: linux
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>>16957437
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could raptor run off of propane in a pinch?
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>>16957279
>>16957284
rathiests are getting JETTISONED
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>>16957284
the russian church is a godless abomination run by the mafia, they are the literal definition of heretics.
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>>16957436
V3 looks a lot more polished so far both in a literal sense and in plumbing, engines, etc.
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>>16957431
>if i intentionally misrepresent your argument i win!
no.
>going to LEO
>near-LEO speed suborbital arc to the south indian ocean
effectively the same thing from a delta-v standpoint, i understand that being reminded of this makes certain groups of people irrationally angry for some reason, but that will not stop it from being true.
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>>16957430
to a great job with a good attitude. be all you can be.
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um actually starship isn't operational until it lands humans on mars because that's what it is intended to do
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>>16957451
the goalpost for starship haters will continue to move further and futher away as the program becomes more and more succesful.
i remember the era where all the naysayers were claiming
>umm actually it will literally never work because using more than 9 rocket engines on a 1st stage is impossible and it will instantly crash actually, just look at N1!
starship could fill up an orbital depot and hit 20x succesful first and second stage re-uses and they'd move the goalpost again. feels like it's more of an emotional response towards elon than anything else, i don't like him either but my IQ is high enough that i can keep technical opinions and judgements of character seperate.
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>>16957454
I member when people thought it would be impossible to fuel because it would take too many trucks or something
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>>16957447
From a Delta Vee standpoint they're the same thing!!!

Grok, is she right.

Obviously not. What a silly little miss.

A trip around the Moon requires 12,000–13,000+ m/s (launch to orbit + 3.2 km/s injection), whereas a ballistic arc from Texas to the Indian Ocean (sub-orbital) requires only 1.5–3 km/s
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>>16957451
Asking for orbit and fuel transfer isn't that big of an ask bro
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>>16957447
never stop reminding them
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>>16957451
no, SpaceX needs to build a hyperloop that circumnavigates Mars by 2050 and have 1 million people living there or otherwise Musk is a scammer
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it's a failure until the light of consciousness goes beyond our solar system
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>>16957459
Yes, everyone is being so unfair to your boyfriend Elon. Meanwhile, 10 to 20 years of development, depending on how you count. And Starslip still has a demonstrated 50% catastrophic failure rate and hasn't gone further than a ballistic arc to Ceylon with zero cargo.
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https://x.com/ShorealoneFilms/status/2043372827190112613
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is it really still 9 meters? or is it like 9.03 or something?
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>>16957462
>H-HE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND!
he's not, you're so bad at arguing that constantly accusing everyone who's bullying you of being an elon fanboy when they're not is your only recourse, you have lost the argument.
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cool trivia for the day https://aerospaceweb.org/question/history/q0198b.shtml
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>>16957456
damn didn't expect my post to generate such immense seethe right of the bat.

you gonna dilate to calm down now?
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>>16957456
>grok is so retarded it isn't capable of understanding the difference between a near orbital velocity trajectory and a LEO trajectory and just defaults to the moon instead
either that or the poster is a facetious retard and intentionally asked for a comparison to a lunar trajectory when that wasn't even the argument being presented.

>whereas a balllistic arc requires only 1.5-3 km/s
also a wrong comparison starship wasn't in a ballistic arc, it was going near orbital velocity, pretty much the only thing it didn't do was a circularisation burn.

i honestly feel bad for people like this who let their obsessions drive themselves out of reality like this, AI is only making it worse by catering to their delusions.
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Are all the Tier 1 Muskrats extinct?
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>>16957470
No -- you!

Always a snappy comeback. Well, it's mid April. No Flight 12 until May and plenty of of things to go wrong. Let's see how this works out for you. Hasn't so far, but maybe next time.
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Why is this faggot still allowed internet access?
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>>16957472
The data destroyed my argument, so I'll say he's seething and I'll win!

No, doesn't work like that. Data is the Queen of Spades in this game.
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>>16957476
>n-no u
that is what you keep doing, yes, very mentally ill behaviour, you need to take your medication.
>always a snappy comeback
i'm not the one who sounds like a woman on her period, anon, that's you.

why do you spend every waking moment obsessing over elon musk, wouldn't you like to discuss his companies for a change? this is an aerospace thread not a "musk lives rent free in my head every day" thread.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXYlFuWEuKI
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>>16957479
>the data destroyed my argument
it didn't do that
don't forget to actually greentext next time, you were so angry you forgot to do so.


>spacex suborbital tests: near orbital
>IFT-4 (June 6, 2024): Similar to IFT-3, the upper stage reached over 26,000 km/h (approx. 7.3–7.4 km/s) and successfully completed its mission profile before reentry
>orbital velocity: 7.8 km/s

no matter how hard you dilate, it will never change, the reality is immutable. data is indeed the queen of spades, and she makes you seethe incessantly, which is why you try to misrepresent her constantly.
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>>16957478
Because Sheikh Mamdani hasn't mandated throwing all the queers in New York off the top of the Empire State Building yet.
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what is it about spacex that causes such immense anger and denial of reality, are their efforts to improve spaceflight simply that aggravating to contrarians who want to see everything fail?
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>>16957475
Most of them are in clinics by now because of their mentally ill delusions.
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>>16957475
by muskrat, you mean all the mentally ill contrarians try to invoke failure of his companies through shamanistic online mantra's right?
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>>16957484
When do YOU think SpaceX will go to Mars?
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>>16957486
Elon told them it was cool to do drugs, so they did and destroyed their lives. Now most Muskbats have OD'd or been institutionalised.
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>>16957487
That's not why we have an asteroid belt. Jupiter shepherds a lot of asteroids into those orbits, but the main belt itself is thought to have been formed by a planetary collision that completely obliterated a couple of decently large bodies early in the solar system's formation. The asteroid 16 Psyche is thought to be the iron rich core of one of them.
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That return event (aboard the ship?) was just maudlin, kumbaya bollocks. Complete contrast to the Apollo days.
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>>16957366
If that was possible it should take 20 hours
you wouldn't even need tiles
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>>16957374
source: deranged fantasies caused by derangement syndrome

in reality you just glide slightly longer in the high atmosphere which keeps peak heating down anyway
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9Z0Hn8-DQvw
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>>16957487
According to the Nice model Jupiter and Saturn are why the asteroids hit us though
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>>16957502
how nice of them
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>>16957493
Collisions weren't rare in that era.
The real problem is why it didn't form a planet and models point the finger at jupiter.
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Just wanted to say thank you all for your enthusiasm. Been following these threads since the launch. As someone who works on Orion, the general public’s reaction has been wonderful. It’s made the years of work worth while. Inspiration is a two way street. Now I want to work even harder on Artemis 3!
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>>16957488
the rating system is from 1 to 5, with 1 as superfan and 5 as this guy >>16957489
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>>16957505
ganbatte anon-san.
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>>16957487
>protects the inner planets
I thought based on recent research it can just as likely slingshot things towards the inner planets as it is to protect them.

https://ui.adsabs.harvard.edu/abs/2008epsc.conf..785H/abstract
>It was immediately obvious, however, that the old idea that Jupiter shields us from impacts no longer holds

Actually this is fucking ancient and the account you're following is some fucking shitter.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xTLEDWNLpM

ship getting tested as well
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>>16957494
I swear there was a hostile takeover of sorts in NASA shortly following Apollo. The guys who ran the Space Shuttle STS program created the mediocrity of NASA today. It reminds me of how Halo totally fell off when 343 took over, becuase they never really knew why Halo was good, and insofar as they did know they actively disliked those aspects. Similarly, the new blood in NASA following Apollo hated the military culture of the organization, and strived to make spaceflight as boring as a commute to the office. Old NASA had the kind of attitude that fighter pilots during the Korean war had. Everyone knew the danger, but the task must be done. New NASA saw but didn't understand this culture, and adopted a cavalier facade. Insofar as they understood the culture they wanted to purge the military elements, including in the crews of the missions. Then they were totally shocked when challenger exploded, and because they had become a safe for work office culture rather than a military organization they immediately became so risk intolerant that the entire STS program was crippled and impossible to fix.
We will never conquor the universe unless we look to space with the same tenacity and willingness to die in the pursuit of that goal that soldiers did in the first world war.
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>>16957507
so basically tier-3 is normal people, tier-5 is elon derangement syndrome, and tier-1 are the people that claim trump and musk are ordained by god to rule the united states.
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>>16957502
Source for this gif? Howon earth would they knowanyhting about individual impacts that long ago?
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>>16957514
yes
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>>16957513
well said
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>>16957505
Glad to hear it's been good for your team's morale. Keep up the good work; all quirks aside, it sounds like you guys have built a damn good spacecraft.
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>>16957516
I made it up
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>>16957334
>>16957337
heat shield bros... the fuck is this? I thought Lockmart had NO idea what they're doing and that oldspace has failed
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>>16957521
those pictures are clearly AI generated
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>>16957521
nobody said oldspace had failed at doing oldspace things at oldspace cadence and oldspace cost, they're just not meaningfully pushing any technology forward, which will mean they get left behind by the new players as their systems come online.
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>>16957516
https://www.nature.com/articles/nature13539

(If you have a Nature subscription)
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>>16957484
It's a mix of people who lost obscene amounts of money shorting Tesla stock, and Communists. The Communists come in several flavors:
>"waah space exploration should be done by the government"
>"waah Elon is a mean stinky chud"
>"waah we should be spending that money on Somali learing centers"
>"waah why couldn't the Soviets have beaten NASA to the moon"
>Chinese Communist Party members
>Jeff
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>>16957531
>chinese party members
alongside those, you also have similar but distinct people who simply want the US and the west by extension to fail, even though they live in the US. they have become sour and contrarian, the grass looks greener on the other side and china tries to present itself as a utopia to the outside world.
to these people, and the aforementioned literal wumao's and communist party members, spacex is the greatest threat/competition that the US currently has to offer to chinese expansion into space, so it makes sense that all of their propaganda efforts are focused on discrediting that in particular.
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>>16957531
Is your picrel cannibalism?
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>>16957537
No, iguanas have more empathy.
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SLS worked, Orion worked, heatshield worked. Apologize to NASA.
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>>16957513
I feel like declaring victory in the space race and the progression of the Cold War had a lot to do with that.
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>>16957513
It was the result of many different things. Budget cuts, Space Shuttle being poorly thought out and designed, fear of losing astronauts, old guard moving on after Apollo. NASA had a rise and fall that is practically unparalleled.
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>>16957054
>the first stage engines are fine
the fuel efficiency is not there
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>>16957114
sshhh, no questions only dreams now
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>>16957548
I apologize, but it was supposed to launch in 2017/2018 and so once Starship starts working (even if it, too, is delayed and takes a long time) I will retract my NASA apology and go back to saying SLS is a shit bloated jobs program that is no longer required
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>>16957556
Reusing shittle parts is the only reason you just had people flying to the moon. Starship is years away from anything beyond LEO.
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>>16957484
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2043460626119586163
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>>16957558
Okay bad news: Starship is a few years away from getting it done. Worst news: SLS had 20 years to do the same thing and only just got a ‘mission accomplished’
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>>16957561
>nasa delays = bad
>starship delays and musks nonstop bullshit = good

ok
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>>16957562
More like 4 years of delay bad, 20 years of delays inexcusable
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>>16957560
Member Musk’s Melty?
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>>16957563
its way more than 4 years lol. and if youre rolling constellation and artemis together than you better do the same for all the random mars vehicles spacex was going to be launching by now
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>>16957563
20 year delays + massive cost overruns + not progressing technology at all
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>>16957487
The Trojans and Greeks are not part of the asteroid belt.
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>>16957565
its actually zero delays, SpaceX hasn't been the long pole yet
it might be for Artemis 3, but we don't know that yet
Musk having some unfunded random ideas that then get discarded or changed aren't part of the program and can be safely ignored
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>>16957565
Why would I do that? I’m arguing in bad faith here because SLS is gay while Starship is based
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>>16957564
I'm convinced he did that because he accidentally began to Believe® in The System®, and the aforementioned melty was him going through the five stages of grief. Eventually he returned to baseline, but that reentry was pretty rough.
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>>16957571
Kek true
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>>16957560
Rare Musk introspection?
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>>16957568
>SpaceX hasn't been the long pole
You are high as hell.
The entire reason why Artemis has taken so long between flight 1 and 2 is that everybody knows there is zero prospect of the HLS being made ready any time soon, so why rush anything and then have a gigantic delay between Artemis 2 and 3?
Even with Artemis taking the slow walk like a 90 year old escaping a care home, there is still no prospect of Starship HLS being read within the next 3 years. That is the sole reason why Artemis 3 has been changed into an orbital rendevouz, since docking with a boilerplate HLS in LEO is far more realistic than the fully functional Staarship HLS landing on the moon any time in this decade.
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speed it the fuck up. elons going to be dead before starship goes orbital
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>>16957577
Holy cope, are you just trolling for (you)s or are you actually this disingenuous?
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SO what happens first?
>Starship Orbit
>Artemis 4
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>>16957577
lmao sure dude, that is why SLS has been slow as shit and over budget
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>>16957582
so slow as shit and over budget that it has flown 2 lunar missions while Starship has not even been to LEO once.
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>>16957583
yes
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>>16957583
>7.4 km/s
>7.8 km/s
I’ll keep reminding you since it mindbreaks you so hard for no reason at all.
>waaaah this revolutionary launch vehicle that is doing everything differently and actually pushing technology forward is harder to do than just recreating an apollo capsule!
Even if starship is fully operational 5 years from now, it will still be a massive leap forward and a huge success, while SLS and orion will remain as ghosts of the past, 60’s designs rebuilt with 2010’s mindset and doomed to be never reach more than like 10 flights.
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>>16957571
exactly
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>>16957587
I still think we will never see SLS fly again.
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>>16957589
isn't the stack already basically read? especially if they skip the upper stage for artemis 3
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>>16957590
ML2 is 98% done and we are scrapping that.
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>>16957591
the pork must flow, what would replace SLS in the short term?
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>>16957589
The next core stage is almost delivered and then they start stacking it. You will see ATLEAST one more SLS fly. Beyond that it depends entirely on whether SpaceX can make a functioning rocket.
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>>16957587
But Elon promised Starslip would be fully operational right now? Fully reusable with weekly launches. Are you saying Elon lied?
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>>16957587
>Even if starship is fully operational 5 years from now
you know its grim when people are moving the goalposts years in advance lol
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>>16957560
I'm so great. You're just envious.

Really going to enjoy seee this narcotic swilling tool going to federal prison. Probably have to wait until the Democrats take the White House after 2028 so Trump doesn't just issue another corrupt pardon to a financial donor. We'll wait.
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>>16957589
I think Jared wants to do Sharty III as fast as possible i.e. next year and offloading Orion to some other commercial vehicle would just take too long to ready up versus going with the next SLS that can do it next year.
SLS will for sure be used for Artemis III and the landing mission IV.
V and beyond is where it starts to get hazy I think. They can talk about killing it after they get through the next two missions
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>>16957591
With Eurostage cancelled ML2 has no purpose. And Bechtel could easily pad another billion on the bill to finish the last 2%.
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What was he thinking in this moment?
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>>16957600
It's simply astonishing no one went to jail after that OIG report on the cost overruns
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>>16957601
>Holy shit I love my job
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>>16957601
>hell yeah
>look at this thing
>we actually did it

>>16957604
Scamming taxpayers is never punished, but only rewarded. Elon wanted to end the scams and the entire US government told him to go fuck himself.
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>>16957604
Boeing took the money for that NASA space mini van or whatever that program was, refused to deliver anything because they'd lose money, then not only didn't NASA take them to court, NASA let them keep the money. Just shameless.
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Wow reid was shaking when he took the earthjoy photos. Fascinating, and human
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>>16957437
Imagine you spend your entire life working in the field of rocketry, specifically rocket engine engineering and design. You belong to a company with institutional knowledge stretching as far back as NASA existed. Or, at a minimum, is largely staffed by greybeards who were from early Shuttle. You should in theory be so close to your competitors in what it is you produce that the actual selection process for your shared customer base comes down to who can schmooze and booze better than the other guys. Not who has the better tech because you're functionally all equal. Then there is this one company, this one group of assholes, who you look at as being run by a retard that made the most advanced rocket engine ever produced, not once, but three times and it's the same engine competing against itself.

I think it was Berger who coined that term. SpaceX isn't competing against the rest of the launch market, they are competing against themselves. Everyone else just has to live in that world and seethe knowing they'll never approach that level of greatness in the very same field they went to school for, studied for years for, interned for, learned on the job for decades, and still they can only dream of producing something like Raptor v1, Raptor v3 is alien technology, transparent aluminum from the future, etc.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvgyywYc6dg
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>people actually think starship will ever fly
blue origin will land on the moon before starship can reliably get to leo.
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>>16957614
wtf is earthjoy
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>>16957622
Mate it has flown twelve times
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>>16957618
And the engine still exploded during testing this week. Which doesn't seem "alien time traveler level technology". Seems exactly the crap a factory turns out when the boss if off getting wasted and chasing after other things.
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A Moon colony was promised to me 3000 years ago.
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>>16957624
Total launches 11
"Success" 6
Failures 5
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>>16956872
>I'm surprised they don't have more active geologists to be honest
I browse /sci/ and I'm biased toward more scientists on the moon but pragmatically, I see lunar geology as a reeeeeally big stretch to anything important for humanity. They're not going to discover the next civilization-wrecking solar flare that hasn't happened yet from moon rocks. Anything they do discover will not be relevant within the remaining shelf life of humanity.
I will consoom the science reports when they come out from Artemis. The flyby observations were nice but they were overlapping with information we had 55 years ago. I love lunar geography. I don't understand enough geology. That's the only ology you can describe a lifeless rock with until lunar geopolitics become necessary.
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>>16957632
I can barely remember how to do strike and dip
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>>16957623
some tranny buzzword of the week. same transvestites who say starship is on track.
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>>16957624
there has notbeen a single operational starship launch. just launches of shitty completely non functional prototypes, where actually making it to the sea is an achievement. The houthis in Yemen have more reliable ballistic rockets than Starship.
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>>16957632
Maybe it would help if you understood that the moon and the samples returned from it is how the timeline of events in the rest of the solar system is determined
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Alright so at what point in the Starship program does everyone calm down and stop acting like they've lost their heads? What will it take to appease you?
Orbit? Fuel transfer? Being ready in time for a successful Artemis III earth orbit checkout? Lunar demo?
You have faced a year and a half of delays and suddenly you act like retards
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>>16957642
useful mass to orbit
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>>16957642
If musk was still living at starbase and running the place like a slave shop I’d be fine. It doesn’t help that he’s just focused on the IPO and he got oneshotted by grok making gay little funko pop character videos. Hes checked out. Or at least that is the current vibe
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm8wRjD3xVA
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>>16957638
Comparing Elon to a Houthi. Oh snap!
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>>16957640
I understand superposition. I understand that a timeline of events in the rest of the solar system is on time scales far too cosmic to have any effect on our decisions because I pray we aren't around that long. I will not flatten the curve and wear the mask based off a moon rock


At best the events would make it into the next edition of a science textbook. If schools use books anymore.
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NSF: So that's it for today's testing:

Booster 19: Static Fire fuel loading levels, Spin prime and deluge test (upper plate only)

Ship 39: Static Fire fuel loading levels, Spin Prime, and deluge test.
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>>16957642
Heatshield intact, ship still structurally sound, no melt-through. Then catch. I think..hope.. the latter will be the SpaceX's triumphant redemption moment - their control guys are wizards.
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Isaacman:
>our five astronauts are home and safe
>weren't there four?
>Good question! No, five.
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>>16957649
>nothingberger
i sleep
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>>16957642
fuel transfer. the ship might as well not exist without that capability
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>>16957096
>the long shadow
Is that the launch plume's?
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>>16957652
No tanks or COPV exploded during a partial test. That a nice change.
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Question, why doesn’t starship dive into entry interface front first? It would save a tremendous amount of weight in heat tiles and make the trip safer?
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>>16957666
because that wouldn't generate the necessary drag to slow down
it would probably just accelerate even faster towards the earth if it goes in nose-down
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You are Alan Bean. You point the expensive color television camera directly at the Sun and fucking break it almost immediately. Why did you do this?
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NASA gonna have a moonbase before Musk even has a single functioning Starship
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>>16956994
some cringe crypto thing
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>>16957631
More flights so far than SLS will get before retirement.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUfKtg1qbYk
Some local station did an interview with Gene Kranz. He seems pretty damn sharp for 92.
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>>16957666
For the same reason the shuttle didn't.
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>>16957659
Yeah probably
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>>16957670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZkTyEe7DfY

it was a prank bro
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imagine if we run into advanced alien species and they too use x86
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>>16957671
NASA has been watching Alex Jones motivational clips at their weekly meetings. They cannot be stopped. They will not be stopped.
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>>16957695
it has been a hot decade since I've watch ed this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZE5peUfWQ
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I had a weird dream. A friend and me decided to build a Mercury probe but there was a girl who constantly annoyed us, so I threw sand in her food which made her mad. Later her house burned down and she asked to sleep in my house but I imagined it as very annoying so I said no and she got so mad that I feared she will destroy our Mercury exploration plan.
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>>16957706
had you raped her she would have left you and your probe alone
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Anon who's tracking the remaining Apollo era astronauts, could you post the current chart for the occasion? I want to see who's still around.
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>>16957713
& is stamp anon still alive
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>>16957484
I just think Elon is retarded faggot. Hope we can all agree on that at least
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we have the first official render of the moonbase from the WH.
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did spacex do the engine test yet or is that delayed for tomorrow?
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>>16957719
something we can all strive to be one day, perhaps
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>>16957725
where?
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>>16957728
it's on truth social
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>>16957729
>a shitpost
I don't know why I expected anything else.
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>>16957730
look, it's covered in MLI for insulation
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>>16957726
They did a spin prime today, static fire tomorrow.
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>>16957333
I thought he died
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>>16957730
just don't open the window
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>>16957671
why are you guys trying to sell the narrative that it's a competition between nasa and spacex
nasa doesn't have a moon lander and is relying on spacex or bo for that
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how long is it usually between a spin prime and a static fire?
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>>16957776
If everything goes well? A day. If everything goes less than well, as long as it takes to fix whatever broke.
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>>16957681
Senility is not an option
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>>16957594
i’m pretty sure “i think we can” is not “i promise and swear on my heart, little anon, that i will hit your goalpost at this time”.
You’ve created this image in your head that he swore something to you in a blood oath, complications arise, deadlines slip, if you want to use that as an excuse to feed your EDS, go right ahead.
>>16957595
>moving the goalpost
More like, there is no goalpost, you are the ones who obsess over it, all the engineers working at spacex just want to get it done period, sooner rather than later but doing it at all is the challenge because it’s extremely difficult.
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>>16957713
Ironically he didn't make it lol
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>>16957594
>Elon promised
Who cares
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>>16957618
Quality kino post, the first seethe response is indicative of the very thing you were describing. spacex being willing to take higher risks of damage during engine testing and pushing their engines to the limit because they’re churning them out so fast that they consider them obsolete already is a mindbreak for the average rocket engineer working at other companies.
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>>16957631
Reminder
>starship test velocity: 7.4 km/s
>orbital velocity: 7.8 km/s
Starship is orbital and the extremely cautious modern NASA mentality is the only reason they’re not allowed to circularize until they’ve done extensive deorbit burn tests.
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>>16957634
Cuckoldry is disgusting and evil so no.
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>>16957799
b-but it exploded! it was a f-failure!
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>>16957643
It already has that, the people who keep fantasizing starship has no LEO payload have no sources and are mentally ill.
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>>16957719
I think he is an autistic and egotistical faggot, not the same thing, even if you dislike him, i think it pays to not underestimate him.
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how much rocket science does elon actually know?
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>>16957815
probably more than anyone here
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>>16957815
Mueller said a lot. I trust Mueller over some simpering faggot or tranny on Xitter who wants to claim otherwise given, y'know, he designed the most reliable rocket engine ever made.
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>>16957818
>he designed the most reliable rocket engine ever made
did he actually? i don't know how much stuff he has done and what he just repeats from people working at his companies
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>>16957820
Mueller did, Anon, Mueller. Mueller said Elon knows what he's talking about. Mueller made the most reliable rocket engine of all time, therefore I trust Mueller's judgement of Musk.
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>>16957822
oh ok
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>>16957815
He learned a lot as he built the company, he had very basic gaps in his knowledge in the early falcon 1 days, but he definetly built up significant engineering knowledge over the years.
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>>16957815
He's probably picked up a lot of it over the years by being the ceo of the most successful space company. Don't be surprised, a lot of entrepreneurs aren't really technical. Their talents lie in how to manage and organize other smart technical people.
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>>16957829
his cars and rockets aren't so bad though really are they champ
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>>16957834
death is so tragic. Can't believe it happens to everyone, and in Armstrong's case to serious medical malpractice no less. I used to randomly start crying when I ws a kid because of death.
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>>16957829
>I happen a know a lot about software
just as the legacy car and rocket companies happened to know a lot about cars and rockets
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Many people who have worked for musk, many of whom don’t necessarily have a positive relationship with him, still praise his engineering skills regardless, mueller is just one amongst many. I really don’t know what level of mental gymnastics it takes to ignore all of that anecdotal evidence or pretend all of them are being blackmailed, many of them have zero connections to his companies anymore.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTqPlw_BBLQ
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>>16957805
Payload delivered to orbit over eleven flights: Zero
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>>16957850
No doubt Musk is a good intuitive decision maker in the same vain as Hitler. Like Hitler though, he made a string of good calls and then develops a sort of god complex and begins making bad calls without listening to feedback or learning from his mistakes.
It is also a violation of contract for Mueller to say anything which could be construed as disparaging toward SpaceX, so it is impossible for him to be critical. He has a vested interest because he owns millions of dollars of SpaceX stock which could be taken from him if he goes mask off. Ultimately it's best to watchwhat people do and not what they say. Mueller was a key archetect of Falcon and Starlink, and then quit over Starship. His company Impulse space is designed to not rely on Starship at all, which doesn't inspire confidence in how sucessful he truly beleives Starship will be.
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>>16957862
archetypical example of Elon Derangement Syndrome
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>>16957873
I think Elon is a great man of history like Hitler. Comparing him to Hitler is not supposed to be a bad thing, it's just an apt comparison. I don't view Hitler as the devil incarnate like most still do. They are very similar people, Hitler had aspergers and switch up to demon mode just like elon (maybe bpd). Both fostered immense cults of personality and were intutive commanders who shook the world with their decisions, but their egos grew with every success.
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>>16957841
they killed him so he wouldn't spill the beans on his deathbed
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>>16957877
hitler was a politician, basically nothing like Musk
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>>16957885
I wish Hitler had cared half as much about rocketry as he did about expanding local living space.
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>>16957886
He cared enough. He knew he needed to realistically cancel the program as it was a vampire on resources, that were growing extremely scarce. But von Braun marched in and pleaded his case an Hitler said okay you have made your point, the rocketry shall continue
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>>16957862
Why is ultraman on this? lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aztkPmR5ekU

igniter test happened apparently
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>>16957898
static fire NOWWWW
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>>16957902
Nope. Gotta wait 2 more weeks. Then rollback. Then 2 more weeks. Then roll to pad for more tests. Then rollback back to giga bay. Then 2 more weeks. Then roll to pad. Figure out B19 has a critical design flaw and rebuild a new booster from scratch in 6 weeks. Then do the above again. Then, right as B19.5 is about to be finished, rupture a COPV at masseys so they have to spend 8 weeks making a new masseys. Use the funds accumulated from the nearest Grok datacenter ($0,000,000) to pay for it.

We are going to get to orbit by 2030 bros, I have never been so excited for spaceflight.
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>>16957577
we only have the massive Starship-based lander because nobody else submitted a more reasonable bid. It would have been useful if one of the big contractors had simply said "fuck, it worked before, let's just do the Apollo lander again" at least as a reference proposal.
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Hey

Basically I'm just gonna not get down about Starship

I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGH I know.... I know....

It's just that I'm not gonna get down about it is all

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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>>16957910
We have a starship based lander because people are tired of landing in ze pod. Did you see the Artemis reentry footage? So comfy…
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>>16957910
ther were other options given anon. starship was chosen. deal with it. protests about that decision recently meant that a different, more Apollo LM-like, option from BO has now received a contract too.
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>>16957912
>I don't care about spaceflight
We know.
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>>16957833
I've heard a lot of people complain about Tesla's build quality. And I personally dislike its "no buttons, one big touch screen" approach.
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>>16957910
> just do the Apollo lander again
If you are serious about a moon base you need something way better than that
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>>16957921
i do like buttons i'll admit.
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>>16957912
>I'm just gonna not get down about Starship
Starship is already down. That's the problem, it needs to get up
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Starship isn't that vital now that New Glenn 9x4 is in development.
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>>16957926
you know which company gets the most up in the whole world?
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>>16957921
the build quality was a problem when they started (and with new products/lines for some time), but generally speaking it hasn't been a problem for years
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>>16957762
>menstrual products and blood flapping in the wind
That hotel room is going to look like a murder scene when the typhoon leaves.
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https://x.com/Amazonleo/status/2043696966383579586
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>>16957651
I knew it! They rescued Luna!
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>>16957912
>i am retarded
we know.
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>>16957931
most what up? Junk?
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>>16957941
>junk
revolutionary internet constellation that has had major geopolitical consequences because of it's sheer power is junk?
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>>16957941
everything
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>>16957944
Yes. I'm glad we're on the same page.
>>16957945
he has not put most humans up. Typical EDS delusion.
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>>16957931
>starship flights
11
>starships to orbit
0
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>>16957948
>spacex got the most starships up
what a self own keke
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>>16957941
whatever they want

>>16957948
i wonder when you retards will get tired of this faggy meme argument. not soon enough unfortunately.
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>>16957948
>>starship flights
>11
More flights so far than SLS will ever have.
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>>16957920
>>16957940
>i'm a whiny baby suffering from EDS
everyone knows
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>>16957954
yeah and I've flown more estes kits than both of them combined. doesn't mean much when neither my cardboard toys or starship are delivery payloads and SLS sent men* to the moon.
*and a woman and a canadian
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>>16957953
>whatever they want
why does spacex only want to put up junk?
>i wonder when you retards will get tired of pointing out facts that make me seethe
Never.
>>16957954
also less orbits than SLS will ever have.
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>>16957956
>>16957958
he mad
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>>16957954
SLS at least accomplished something after years of building and testing.

2 more design revisions
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>>16957961
oops meant
>>16957954
>>16957955
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>>16957834
Soviet cosmonauts Georgy Beregovoy and Pavel Popovich present a hunting rifle as a gift to Neil Armstrong. June 1, 1970.
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https://x.com/blueorigin/status/2043722499456672217
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>>16957971
wait, are they reflying it? that's surprisingly fast for blorg
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https://x.com/CSI_Starbase/status/2043724017174208890
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>>16957972
they are switching from RnD mode into actually doing stuff mode (or did so a few years ago when the old CEO got kicked off and bezos brought in a exec from Amazon as CEO)
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>>16957974
>just one more version bro
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>>16957946
It isn’t though, your mental illness is showing again.
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>>16957885
The label is different but that doesn't matter. Hitler was the leader and figurehead of a movement and then a country, Musk was the leader and figurehead of a few small companies and now a business empire. The two shared many traits which made each sucessful.
>>16957886
Would have been nice.
If he had just not invaded Poland then we could have had a space race between many European powers at once. The scramble for Africa but in space. It would have been so good, Britain, France, Germany, all with their own manned spaceflight programs along with the USSR and USA.
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>>16957948
>7.4 km/s
>7.8 km/s
Why does this mindbreak you so hard? Did you just never play KSP or something?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdwQMypGYsc
Cygnus on approach to ISS, currently 230m out and it's too dark to see anything
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>>16957979
strange isn't it. this same meme over and over again, all day, day after day. its not normal at all.
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>>16957954
You really shouldn't count "flights" that explode in mid air as flights. 6 actually flights so far, and that's if we're an easy grader.
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>>16957910
SpaceX could have 100% built the Artemis lander by now if it was Dragon and Falcon derived tech. They could have done it within the 3 billion budget too. I understand why Elon said fuck that and only offered Starship, but he has definitely jeopardised the Artemis timeline by doing so. Yeah the other companies are trash, but that is no excuse for SpaceX to offer nonsense proposals.
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>>16957505
tongue my anus
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>>16957984
a MVP lander would have been nonsense
the point is to build a base, not boots on ground
if that takes a bit more time, who cares
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>>16957982
You really shouldn't suck dicks but then I can't tell you how to live your life anon
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>>16957910
Translated. Elon submitted a low ball bid with unrealistic performance and sched. That has been demonstrated by the failures of the Starslip program.

The real scandal is why NASA gave them the contract. Government doesn't have to take the low bid if it's a bad bid. Hopefully a hearing in the next Congress finds out.
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>>16957986
Yes, even if a fleet of Saturn Vs materialised tomorrow they would be inadequate to build a base. Without orbital refuelling it cannot be done.
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>>16957980
Cygnus is now visible
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>>16957986
Zero payload to the moon and astronauts rolling out of the coin slot door to plunge to the surface is going to build a base.
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>>16957986
>the point is to build a base
people say that but there are zero plans to actually build a base. The primary goal of Artemis is to land on the moon and repeat Apollo, before China.
Base building probably wont happen and is secondary. Since SpaceX was developing Starship anyway, how about build a cheap little lander for the first missions and then once Starship is ready some time in the early 2030s start using that. SpaceX would not be losing resources from Starship because Dragon and Falcon are completely separate systems and teams from Starship. Starship will need a near perfectly flat and ideally prepared landing zone or it will definitely tip over, smaller more sensible landers could be used to prepare the base buuilding site.
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>>16957990
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>>16957993
doing too many things once runs the risk of not accomplishing anything, excellent engineers and Musks focus are a limited resource
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>>16957995
And one thing Musk is famous for, is focus and not getting distracted by new shiny pretty!
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Wasted in n Europeans.

https://www.space.com/astronomy/asteroids/god-of-chaos-asteroid-apophis-will-blaze-across-the-sky-on-april-13-2029-heres-why-this-once-in-a-lifetime-event-is-worth-traveling-for
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>>16957988
this. i dont understand how anyone still takes anything elon says seriously. the guy is an rich retard pretending to be an engineer.
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>>16957997
nonono you don't get it! if he's not focused it means it's all according to plan! That's why we're gonna be halfway through the year without a single starship explosions. Oops I meant launch.
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>>16957995
>Musks focus
well he hasnt been focused on anything SpaceX for a long time, so we arent missing out on much.
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>>16958004
or Starship is mostly solved at this point and that is why Musk has shifted to its applications (orbital datacenters) and other more pressing matters
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>>16958005
It's not really solved until they do an orbital flight and get a depot/tanker cycle going.
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>>16958006
no, at that point they demonstrate its solved but they might very well have enough data at this point to be confident they have it
orbital flight was never a problem however much the retard here (maybe including you?) thinks it is (or pretends to think? I don't know anymore) and moving fluid from a tank to another was already tested with starship on one of the flights
if the method they use is "easy" and expected to work at larger scale, then the thing that remains is rendevouzing the tanker and depot, but that is also something that SpaceX has plenty of experience with from Dragon
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>>16958005
Starship is mostly solved
Starship immediately explodes
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>>16958009
moving fluid from a tank to another was already tested

If it's not moved to or from Depot or another ship, they haven't demonstrated refuelling.

Now, post "that's not important! " and we'll move the discussion along.
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>>16958009
>orbital flight was never a problem
the difference between an orbital and a suborbital flight is not just the dV. Try to figure out what it is, that's your homework for today.
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https://x.com/FireflySpace/status/2043705849202327691
>Eclipse is getting a fresh look! Firefly and Northrop Grumman are redefining what's possible in medium-lift launch, and this game-changing rocket deserves a livery that matches.
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/sfg/ is in recline.
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>>16958005
Ah yes, just what humanity needs to focus on right now. AIslop in space.
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>>16958026
hell yeah we reclining
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https://x.com/JeffBezos/status/2043744899678515256
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>>16958017
Orbtal flights are not necessary. If Starship just did suborbital flights for its entire careerit would still be sucessful. It could just emit a 3rd stage for circularisation.
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https://x.com/SpaceflightNow/status/2043741482117370171
>Contact and capture of the Cygnus spacecraft with Canadarm2 on the International Space Station at 12:19 pm CT (1:19 pm ET / 1719 UTC) as the ISS was flying just off the southwest tip of the African continent.
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>>16958028
this but unironically
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>>16958030

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2043751838231716171
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>>16958039
>inb4 SEETHING
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>>16957988
Reminder that pretending to be retarded for attention is something that neglected children do. You are intentionally pretending to be a retard with nonsensical opinions because you were neglected.
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>>16958039
SEETHING
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>>16958046
>he's projecting his childhood trauma again
seek psychological help mate
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>>16958047
According to the rules you now lose izzat
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>>16957999
See >>16957850
The fact that someone can be both an egotistical asshole and a good engineer at the same time is really hard for you to understand, isn’t it?
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>>16958017
>7.4 km/s
>7.8 km/s
That’s your homework for today.
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>>16958048
>n-no u
You are pretending to be retarded online because you are extremely desperate for attention. This why you keep lying, why you keep misrepresenting wrguments, why you’re so passive-aggressive, you pretend to be retarded like this because you want to fill a crater in your soul, you never learned how to communicate with people normally and gain positive attention, so you seek it in negative form.
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>>16958052
holy melty, go take deep breaths bro. I'm not even the anon you're butthurt about.
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>>16958039
I hate this idiot. Elon deserves this praise.
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>>16957988
Truth. It's obvious that Elon's bid was playing by different rules to theothers and that's why it seemed better. Elon's bid was total fiction while the others had a semblance of reality so looked more bleak. But in reality the national team lander would be ready within the next 2 years if it had been selected. Meanwhile, starship is going to get beaten out by the BO lander.
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>>16958053
>i-it’s not me!
Sure it is, anon.
Anyway, pointing out mentally ill, irony-poisoned attention-seeking behaviour does not in any way indicate i am having a melty, it indicates that i’m observing someone else’s.
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he uses infantile baby-speak
he's been seething about spacex daily for well over a year now.
Pic related. It's not the oldest but sharing your EDS on christmas is just fucking sad lmao.
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I'm observing how mad muskrats have gotten lately. Must be the pent up humiliation.
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>>16958061
Christmas and New Years lmao, he's clearly some wagie seething on every single day off he has.
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>>16958056
No, elon’s bid was actually the only one following the rules, but being a newfag, you roobably don’t know this.
The alpaca was literally negative mass, AKA it had negative payload, so a physically impossible design.
Blue origin’s lander has numerous design flaws and more importantly, they intentionally and KNOWINGLY bid above what they knew NASA’s budget for HLS to be, hoping to get gibs. When nas went with the only reasonable proposal, and at the time the only one with any hardware work done: spacex. Blue threw a hissyfit and managed to force congress to give the HLS program enough money for a second lander through a round of lobbying and crybullying.

You being such a newfag that you don’t even remember this happening means you deserve infinite bullying.
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I'm observing 0/26 launches in 2026, SAD!
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>>16958061
Zoomers seriously need to get this behaviour beaten out of them IRL, bring back bullies because this kind of mal-adjusted attention-seeking is a direct result of them not being humbled in school.
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>>16958064
>The alpaca was literally negative mass, AKA it had negative payload
Nobody tell him about Starship.
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>>16958062
I’m observing how mad you’re getting from people simply observing your mentally ill behaviour.
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>>16958066
>he's STILL projecting his traumas
lmao
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>>16958067
Yes, i know you have weird fanfiction about starship not having payload, but that is not actually true, that’s fanfiction inside your head, you need to understand the difference.
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>>16958066
Some people are soothsayers who don't go with the herd, sorry you are such a sheep!
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>>16958071
>n-no u
>y-you’re projecting you’re projecting
Damn this nigga is bootyblasted, calm down kiddo.
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>>16958073
Here you can see him doing the passive-aggressive pretend-retard thing again, definite mental health issues with this kid.
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no you just don't GET IT
starship is perfectly fine elon is a genius everything is going well well well!
MAKE MARS GREAT AGAIN 2025
STOP pointing out the major design flaws, unreached milestones, untested systems! YOURE NITPICKING EDS EDS
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Why does the anti-starship guy get so angry and flood the thread with seethe the moment is metoditchka is observed and commented on?
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In a world of retards, high IQ is neurodivergence
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>>16958078
what major design flaws? you have never pointed out anything like that, only snide passive aggressive remarks and repeating "no orbit" 542 times every thread like it means anything
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>>16958078
Lmao now who is having the melty?
Quick, spam more weak-ass bait and maybe we'll all stop focusing on how much of a sperg you are.
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>>16958078
> no you just don't GET IT
starship is perfectly fine elon is a genius everything is going well well well!
MAKE MARS GREAT AGAIN 2025
STOP pointing out the major design flaws, unreached milestones, untested systems! YOURE NITPICKING EDS EDS
Who are you quoting?
Nobody said any of this, why are you quoting an imaginary caricature inside your head that doesn’t exist?
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>>16958079
It shatters his delusion that he is more clever than the posters in this thread.
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>>16958078
Remember this guy is totally calm and all the starship enjoyers are the ones who are seething according to himself lmao.
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>>16958078
You are such an idiot! Starship is not even delayed. Artemis 3 hasnt flown yet so Starship still has time.
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>>16958081
>>16958082
>>16958083
you're so right xisters! starship is perfectly functional! it only explodes every other time!
but don't worry, Elon-sama has it under control!
OCCUPY MARS 2026
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>>16958087
Stop replying to yourself.
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>>16958085
People who pretend to be retarded imagine themselves as clever geniuses when people not poisoned by irony just straight up call them retarded without caring that they “got got”
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>>16958081
>>16958082
>>16958083
>>16958087
>>16958088
>>16958089
obvious samefag sperg
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>>16958088
Uh oh, big pretend-retard zoomer melty
Yes yes anon, you’re very clever for pretending to be a passive-aggressive retard, nobody has ever done this before.
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>>16958087
Stop samefagging, you have mental illness and gotta get that shit checked out.
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who is jewing who?
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>>16958091
none of those are me dumbass
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>>16958097
There is one 1 mentally ill retard who thinks he is merely pretending to be a retard by acting like an obnoxious musk-obsessed EDSer ITT, and that it does not make him an actual retard (it does).
Everyone else is making fun of him for having a melty rn.
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>>16958081
>passive aggressive

Now accuse him of gas lighting you. Become the complete tweenage girl.
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>>16958101
>tweenage
There it is. There's the baby-talk.
He just can't help himself.
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>>16958100
>Everyone else
>it's just xerself melty samefagging
embarrassing, but cute. But embarrassing.
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>>16958064
Blue origin’s lander has numerous design flaws!

And yet, it exists. In mockup and subsystem design and test. We keep asking you to show the equivalent for Moonship, but you never do.
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>>16958091
lmaooo
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Thank you Jeff, for giving America the stars.
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>>16958088
I think I'm gonna filter "xisters" because I've never seen it used in a post that was worth reading
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>>16958101
its simply a description of how you talk, I'm not using it as some generic insult (though you should feel insulted)
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>>16958105
the system BO proposed for the additional bid they got after whining to congress differs from the original HLS bid
you probably didn't even know that?
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>>16958112
To build an affordable, sustainable presence on the Moon, we must learn to live off the land. Air Pioneer is a scalable, modular system that creates purified oxygen to reduce dependency on supplies from Earth. Using Moon-extracted oxygen for propellant, fuel cells, and breathing reduces our lunar landers’ load by many metric tons of mass. Launching less mass from Earth lowers the cost of our Moon base, fueling a future cislunar economy.

Muskonauts will have to hold their breath until they get back to Earth.
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Thank you Elon, for giving America the indians.
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>>16958114
That's it! I'm putting you in my slam book!

Tweenage girl that you are.
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>>16958114
its a term used by sharty tards
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>>16958105
Blue's current lander is not what they bid against and lost to SpaceX with

You knew this and are still lying.
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>>16958117
>Muskonauts
Okay everybody were back to his standard formula of:

[Tag someone's post]
[Generic smug reply]
[Reddit space]
[One line finisher, heh gottem]

Please respond to his bait posts normally and ignore the melty, thank you.
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lmao he really is having a full blown melty
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guys I think you seriously need to check the oxygen levels
something seems off
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NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman
With Artemis II complete, we’re preparing to roll Artemis III into the VAB. Artemis III will rendezvous with our partners in earth orbit as we continue building toward the @NASAMoonBase

Artemis 3 launches before Starship reaches orbit. No Moonship for the docking test. That's going to hurt someone.
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>>16958112
>>16958117
https://x.com/blueorigin/status/2043768091402707399
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>A3 before IFT12
the most retarded timeline
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>>16958135
use > to indicate you are quoting something please
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>>16958138
>use > to indicate you are quoting something please
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>>16958137
I would say SpaceX should launch a boilerplate moonship which is just a crudely retrofitted Starlinkship, but they can't even orbit so Artemis 3 would be very hazardous docking with a suborbital ship, probably spinning out of control too due to some looney tunes pipe explosion for the 5th time. It would be kind of like that scene in interstellar.
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>>16958112
The Blue space davit is adorb.
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>the Artemis crew are all jacked
https://youtu.be/fM4G9zXtPtg?si=AtxrNmWGRR4wv8dZ

Well fuck me man, some people really are just superior.
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>>16958136
This is the kind of stuff SpaceX should have been unveiling if they were ever truly serious about Mars. When have we ever been given concrete plans at any point for Mars?
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>>16958150
Who cares? This has nothing to do with Starship.
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>>16958150
what did he mean by this?
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>>16958150
were the apollo astronauts this ripped?
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>>16958155
>filename
Kek
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>>16958136
>>16958151
It'd be fucking hilarious if BO managed to get to Mars before they did. Or at least was pivotal in setting up much more infrastructure to make long term missions there viable.
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>>16958144
lol
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I have an important question: do you want Starship to explode at the pad? Yes or no?
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fucking newfags don't remember the comedy show that was the HLS source selection document
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I miss Alpaca-chan. I wonder what she's up to now...
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>>16958104
I could probably pick you out of a crowd irl with how obvious you are
you need to stop taking hormones
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>>16958171
These people make me sick.
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>>16958176
Not positive payload margin!
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>>16958176
Shoving a big fat slice of moist chocolate cake down her throat and adding to that ever-growing tummy to cope with the contract loss
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>>16958176
Dynetics were too honest. Meanwhile SpaceX simply gave bullshit numbers.
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>>16958209
Crazy how a dog couldn’t even begin to comprehend where she had been. Hell, a dolphin, an elephant, an octopus, a bonobo or chimp… I don’t think any species other than human can even comprehend the idea of “going to the moon”
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>>16958218
sometimes I think about how much smarter than any other animal humans are. people will say "dolphins are so smart" or "pigs are smarter than your dog" but humans are still leaps and bounds smarter than any of them. an autistic twelve year old is probably 5 steps above the smartest non human.
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>>16958218
Humans indeed are a freak of nature. The smartest of the great apes beside humans are overall more stupid than a human with downes syndrome. It's quite crazy to think about. Perhaps some types of whale get a fraction of a way to human cognition, but they will simply vanish into the dustbin of evolutionary history rather than ever develop spaceflight. Rare Earth and rare intelligence make it very possible that we are the only one in the galaxy.
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>>16958175
>>16958176
>K-12
Poor Dynetics
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>>16958224
>>16958225
/sfg/ hivemind
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJomSQoVlS8
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>>16958224
>>16958225
Sucks we only have a sample size of one (1) planet with known life, but “life” is probably already rare. Sentience very well could be basically unheard of in terms of probability. Yet we are here, so it is nonetheless at least possible within the realms of waves and matter and energy & the laws of physics/chemistry we were given
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>>16958239
We potentially have Mars too, which indicates that the condiitons for life may be fleeting. Earth not only remaining habitable but evolving over time in a direction that promoted the rise of sentience is absurd. The orbit of the moon and composition of the atmosphere have even changed broadly in lockstep with what would be needed to maintain constant surface temperature relative to the growing solar luminosity.
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Red pill me on the Viking life detection cover up
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhJRzQsLZGg

ship getting tested
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>>16957815
In addition to what Mueller has said, Zubrin has also mentioned many times that Elon really threw himself into it and learned very deeply about it.
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>>16958249
is this the static fire?
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>>16958261
no, this is Patrick
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>>16958261
maybe
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>>16958251
>Elon really threw himself into it and learned very deeply about it.
extreme doubt
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>>16958265
Tells us why. Show us why you doubt two credible people who have had confirmed contact with Elon, while you on the other hand, we don't even know if you share the same hemisphere.
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>>16958268
>two credible people
his employees btw
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>>16958269
Zubrin, do you know who that is?
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>>16958270
some guy who got caught up in the musk hype in 2018
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>>16958270
how is his 1,000,000 person mars colony going? surely this genius didnt actually believe elon when he said we'd be making regular trips to mars by 2030
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>>16958248
hold my beer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGH9EBBUZ20
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>>16958277
so this is the first time you actually hear about Zubrin? lmao
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>They seem to be doing a repeat of Booster 19's first testing campaign on the pad. 19 did a spin prime yesterday and an igniter test today which means the static fire should likely be tomorrow. There's also a chance Ship 39 could perform a static fire today since it supposedly performed a spin prime and igniter test already.
hmm
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>>16958280
if that was the first time someone heard about Zubrin they would think he is a total quack. the guy is obsessed with going to mars and latches onto the guy selling a mars colony
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>>16958284
well he is kind of a quack now but not due to the mars obsession
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>>16958285
he is more grounded on the Ukraine issue than Mars.
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>>16958277
I was so sad when these two split up. It ws like a repeat of what happened to my parents.
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>>16958270
>do you know who that is?
laundromat operator
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>>16958286
he is deranged
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>>16958289
And this is why vacuum combo washer dryers, which would use no water and less energy are common here on Earth.

Wait -- no they aren't. Why does anyone still pay attention to Zubrin?
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>>16958265
You doubt someone can learn rocket engineering just by intermittently speaking to someone who actually does it for years? Bet you want some doctor who went to medical school instead of figuring things out for yourself.
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>>16958296
you might not be aware of this but there is a difference in how easy it is to access vacuum while in space vs on earth
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>>16958298
wouldnt venting atmosphere into space everytime you want to wash your clothes be a waste of gasses?
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>>16958289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhlicgysikc
It workz
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>>16958299
nigga airlocks have been invented
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>>16958302
source?
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>>16958303
They’re made of stale briney piss!
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>>16956374
the Artemis II crew ought to pay him a visit, a passing of the baton if you will
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>>16958305
you are insufferable.
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total SLS death
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>>16958298
Grok, does what she said matter?

No. A 1.0 m3 vacuum, pulled at sea level (100kPa) will cost you 100 kj. Which costs a fraction of one cent of electricity.
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>>16958309
It’s not the energy cost it’s that vacuum chambers on earth have to be strong and well engineered for typical washload volumes
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>>16958311
And vacuum chambers in space don't have to be strong because... Wait. They do have to be strong because they refill with atmosphere. That's why air locks are rather sturdy.
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>>16958249
Am I being stupid? Can this area handle a static fire? I feel like it's not the right place for it.
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>>16958315
they like to induce loads of faults in the spacecraft through vibrational damage before launch. That's the best way to test.
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>>16958315
there is a flame trench under it (you can see it right at the start of the video below)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu16K_AMuaY
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Someone tried it:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhlicgysikc
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I just found this channel, guy is super smart anddworth watching https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhlicgysikc
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhlicgysikc
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhlicgysikc
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhlicgysikc
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https://x.com/torybruno/status/2043851599374889469
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>>16957853
>Eager changed his profile pic
NOOOOOOOOOO WHY WOULD YOU GIVE IN TO THE FOOLS
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>>16958323
he did that quite a while ago
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https://x.com/vast/status/2043860662380806583
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>>16958325
are they not getting helmets? that doesnt look like a good seal
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>>16958327
>no crotch zipper
ayy lmao
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>>16958327
That high hem does not cut a flattering figure.
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>>16958321
yung elon
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>>16958332
aint no way this is real
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>Artemis
Pffft
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>>16958322
Big Tory. Now there's a steely eyed missile man. He used to be an engineer4 on Trident. Worked his way up from the bottom to project lead engineer.
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So you just make your own vacuum before going into the vacuum anyway? so you solved nothing. Airlock is just a billion dollar earth-based vacuum-washer-dryer :/
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>>16958325
wow this is what they've been doing all this time?
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https://x.com/raz_liu/status/2043885045514150253
>According to this red banner. The CZ-10B first stage will do a full verification flight including the landing/cable barge recovery. And the naming convention different from classic Y~ to X~. May be a new naming convention to count the reused times.
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people should just invent magic forcefields that somehow block gas but let solid matter through already so we don't have to keep going through the airlock humiliation ritual
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>>16958349
>he doesn't know
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https://www.nasa.gov/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/moon-base-architecture-users-guide.pdf
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>>16958348
too much teasing, not enough launching
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>>16958289
They'd lose air every time they did this
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>>16958359
no new info.
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>>16958175
It is a dark time in /sfg/ history that some ironic shartyteen newfag doesn’t even know what went down during the original HLS selection process.
His melty was funny though, retards pretending to be retarded usually end up revealing themselves to be actual retards like that.
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>>16957969
Looks like a shotgun to me.
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>>16958341
Honestly, this still seems crazy as fuck.
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>>16958370
anon that spilled the beans on the BO internal zoom meeting here; man that was a fun day
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>>16958156
Lol, come on, man. You know that answer.
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>>16958374
I'm so glad so many of those people got fired.
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https://x.com/astro_reid/status/2043882692123501014
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>>16958385
>Greeting them with a satanic hand gesture
>They really went to the Moon and it isn't an occult fooling ritual!
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>>16958341

>Go all the way to the moon
>Bring a fucking car with you

I love the rover so much bros. I was somewhat dismayed to learn that while Artemis IV will in fact also be bringing a rover... it's a small autonomous surveyor.
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>>16958265
Argument from incredulity is invalid.
The fact that people are seriously ignoring all of the evidence that he’s at least a competent engineer because of “why i never!” feels truly goes to show that being a dick is extremely damaging to your life.
You have swaths of people jumping over themselves to deny that reality because he’s an unlikeable ass with bad social skills.
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>>16958371

Could be a double rifle. Outwardly look like your conventional SxS shotgun but with rifled barrels for shooting rifle rounds. Rifle-y.
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>>16958388
it looks so tiny here
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>>16958389
if not for the rover, there would have not been more flights after 13.
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>Hmmm I want good deals with SpaceX for my company, so I will say something nice about Elon
>Hmmm I want to be included in the Mars plans so I better say Elon is a great engineer when asked
Also remember when Elon pretended to be a top gamer?
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>>16958395
I thought the LRV was only used on Apollo 15-17? Did 14 have a rover?
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>>16958398
no they had a cuck hand-cart. but, the promise of the rover's increase of the scientific output put enough value on future missions to continue with it
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https://youtu.be/hNjI9w4Bkxs?t=810
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>>16958391
I was thinking the bore diameter looked more like a shotgun but it could be an xboxhueg rifle cartridge. If my hand is the same size as Georgy's the diameter would be roughly 0.6-0.65 inches.
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jellyfish for the starlink launch in a few bongs btw
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congress needs to mandate that a company cant be the only one launching its own satellites. starlink needs to be launched on other launchers as well. just say no to monopolies.
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congress needs a mandate to prop up losers with my tax dollars
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>>16958371
>>16958408

After a little dig I think you're right
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>>16958414
>12 gauge
My measurement was still off, I must sudoku.
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>>16958313
An airlock is a normal part of a manned spacecraft, a vacuum chamber is not a normal domestic appliance in a home on earth with access to as much water as needed to clean clothes
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>>16958342
I respect any man who willingly walks into a hall where tens of tons of high explosive are stacked
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>>16958374
>>16958377
qrd?
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>>16958341
>>16958373
>>16958389
space rover is undisputably awesome
but desu it feels a bit... overkill?
the astronauts won't be making far trips from the lander due to safety concerns
is it really worth launching all that weight just so they can save themselves some hopping?
dunno, maybe I'm ignorant, but a car feels like a luxury more than a necessity, much as I would like it to be otherwise
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>>16958438
>>16958389
>americans hate walking so much they bring a car to the moon
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>>16958446
I’m sure the Chinese will walk everywhere on the moon, wait they won’t because ground transportation is a rational tool of exploration
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>>16958373
Apollo was insanely awesome. It is inconic to a degree that is practically magical. Like the fact they left the LEM lower stages on the moon as golden monuments to where man had once been. Incredible.
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>>16958338
>The fact we didnt get more of this kino in APollo 18 through 20
Why even live?
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Military Logistics slideshow youtuber made a video about artemis and the importance of having the ultimate high-ground.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16kLKFoAvy4
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>>16958452
more surface level garbage from perun? why even watch something like that. its made for 12 year olds.
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>>16958452
more overly detailed claptrap from perun? why even watch something like that. its made for 42 year olds.
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post videos worth watching
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>>16958462
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gWxSvjpgdrk
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>>16957829
>he says stupid shit about software ergo everything he's ever done is bad
Curiously, both Tesla and SpaceX have industry defining software
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>>16958438
sure the range from the LM was limited by what they could walk back from in case of failure, but the LRV massively increased what they could get done within the permitted area.

look at the shitshow of that hand cart they tried on 14.

anyway, it was a dream of Von Brauns so that makes it ok no matter what.
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Apollo 13 really is a crazy story, and an impressive manually calculated & piloted burn with the LM engine to try and course-correct back to Earth. Most kerbal shit ever. They had to line up with the terminator and count on their omega watches
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>>16958479
I was just reading up on it recently
the part where they pushed away the LM during separation by leaving just enough air in the airlock to act as a thruster is pure genius
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>>16958479
apollo 10 is more impressive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOsQbd8lDtg
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>>16958481
>pushed away the LM during separation by leaving just enough air in the airlock to act as a thruster
This was actually an accidental lesson from Apollo 11.
Apollo 11 LEM detatched from the command module without fully depresurising the airlock, so they got an impulse which Houston didn't know about. that's why Armstrong had to manually course correct, because the impulse set them on a course for bad terrain
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>>16958453
Simping for jewtin out of sheer contrarianism is lame, anon, he’s not giving you one of his mansions that he bought with money stolen from the russian people.
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>>16958452
>perun
Into the Trash it goes

>>16958492
shitposting on /sci/ won't save you from
bussification mykola
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>>16958446
It's because they still weigh 1000N even in 1/6 of Earth's gravity
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or poopoorun as i call him
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>>16958452
thanks for sharing, didn't know the aussie intel god was interested in spaceflight. Also kek at the seething rushit samefag.
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>>16958499
i'm not a russian, so i'm not getting bussified, i was just making fun of you for being a contrarian drone, in your anger and confusion, you confused me for a russian.
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>>16958452
Tis guyis a midwit clown not worthlistening to, though I appreciate the fact that he purchases satelite data and gives it to Ukrainian troops so they can kill ziggers
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>>16958503
random seething at perun without any actual reasoning is always amusing, i guess in a world of <60 second videos his extremely long-winded deep dives are probably beyond the attention span of most people, that and he doesn't lick putin's toes like he's a strategic mastermind and the ukraine kerfuffle is all going according to his masterplan.
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>>16958434
The "National Team" actually expected to win and had giant meltdowns when they didn't. Someone should post a screencap if they've got it.
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>>16958447
the LRV was an amazing bit of engineering.

"across the airless wilds' by Earl Swift is a great book on it. lots of interviews with guys who worked on it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf0sZZOK-fY
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>>16958518
not spaceflight btw
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>>16958512
which is the height of arrogance because they knew exactly how big the HLS budget was and yet still bid higher than that. this with a design that was already known to have flaws that would fuck with it's ability to communicate back to earth before it was even actually built.
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>>16958489
What was up with John Young shitting and ripping ass all over the Moon?
https://youtu.be/Uuv6TVv0r44
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Booster separation
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>>16958520
Damn. Maybe National Team should have just blatantly lied about the capability of their lander like SpaceX
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>>16958522
Does he link citrus fruits and flatulence? That doesn't sound right.
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>>16958522
>how long we had dat?
kek
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>>16958525
CUTE
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>>16958520
No! They gave a realistic bid! You can't do that. You have to over promise and under perform like Elon!
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>>16958531
>submit bid
>not selected
> >:(
>sue NASA
>receive "equal attention" contract
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>>16958532
it's implicit that your bid reflects what you believe you are capable of doing. If itwas just a scifi fiction contest then fair enough, but NASA didn't pitch it that way.
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>>16958512
seems like they did get what they wanted in the end though?
and it merely slowed down the entire american space program
so that wasn't exactly poetic justice
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Nice. Big space account passing complete bullshit as real. Account has SVP of Falcon and Dragon Jon Edwards following, embarrassing. I'm sure the everything app will take measures.
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>>16958525
Oh my.
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>>16958532
This anon is defending starliner in 2026
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>>16958538
Okay come on: just throwing full-fledged SRBs on the side, kind of creatively lame
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muskbros...
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Zamn!
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*nothing happens*
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ETA on next fartshit explosion?
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>>16958550
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never dying on mars
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I guess once you become a multi-millionaire / billionaire you are intrinsically fiscally responsible and count the pennies—but it’s surprising someone hasn’t just had asked Musk to launch a blue ghost type small lander to Mars. Or a venus probe with a camera. Just something small and simple on a F9
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>>16958557
I guess all the isaacman/ wang/ bezos carnival ride types would rather go to space than buy a probe.
If I had their money I’d do a venera style venus probe but I don’t so that’s that.
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>>16958557
He’s assisted planetary science plenty simply by dropping launch costs.
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>>16958561
That's not enough. He should be selflessly funding whatever project I find interesting at the moment.
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>>16958526
>maybe they should have just [EDS fanfiction]
>>16958531
>ELON ELON ELON OH HOW DOES ELON PLAY INTO THIS I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT ELON I HATE ELON SO MUCH ELON ELON ELON
why do you get so angry when other companies get outcompeted by spacex and start making up fantasies to cope? they're all companies anon, they're not anime girls that will give you a hug and affection if you support them, you're not being objective, mostly because of your extremely unhealthy obsession with one antisocial autist.
>>16958534
indeed it didn't, which is why spacex won, because they were the only realistic bid, i get that you're a newfag and you never read the HLS selection documents, but come on man, a little effort goes a long way.
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>>16958537
its easy to get fooled these days, even for savvy internet users. and its only going to get worse
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>>16958564
Elon didn't lie! He -- just didn't okay.

Moonship was already to have been finished and done an unmanned test landing on the Moon by now. The Musk grift continues until he's no longer under paid Republican protection.
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>>16958561
He’s assisted planetary science plenty!!!

How?

By the same way your bus driver assisted in your medical care. By dropping you off near the hospital!

Oh dear, poor little simp.
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The modern Prometheus Jeff Bezos continues his quest to give Mankind the stars:

Over at the Port, Blue Origin recovery vessel, Jacklyn, is departing ahead of Friday’s New Glenn launch… meanwhile, over at SLC-36, New Glenn (with its flight-proven first stage) has been venting! Static Fire today??
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When Blue Origin lands on the moon before lunar starship even flies what will be the cope?
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>>16958571
>By the same way your bus driver assisted in your medical care. By dropping you off near the hospital!
huh, I never thought about it like that.
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>>16958573
Simps will just deny it's happening. Bezos will be the first man on Mars before Starslip makes orbit, and they'll still deny.
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>>16958573
>who cares about moon mars is the goal spacex most mass to leo starship will be better when it finally goes to space in ten decades kardashev 2 new glenn is a fake hologram trust elon patriots in control miga etc etc
the usual
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>>16958527
It's right when you barely eat fruit at all and then have a lot of fiber introduced into your diet suddenly.
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Re: the NG booster reflight:

With our first refurbished booster we elected to replace all seven engines and test out a few upgrades including a thermal protection system on one of the engine nozzles. We plan to use the engines we flew for NG-2 on future flights.
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>>16958576
Just amazing that Elon declared that before he could go to Mars Twitter had to become a bank, or whatever that twisted scheme is, and simps just nodded and said of course Elon. Elon knows best.
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>The White House announced a policy for nuclear power in space. It will power robots and eventually humans on the moon, Mars, and beyond.
>The policy directs NASA and the Pentagon to develop and test low-to-mid power space reactors for use in orbit and on the lunar surface by 2028-2030. The goal is to have high-power reactors ready by the 2030s.
>NASA has 30 days to start work on a 20kW reactor, with a lunar version. The Pentagon will support this and then run its own competition.
>The policy aims to get nuclear power systems flying in space as soon as possible, learning from past failures.
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>>16958571
>Ambulance cost: $3000
>Bus fare: $3.50
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>>16958584
nuclear powered humans
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>>16958586
very based
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>>16958584
>a 20kW reactor
Weak. The French nuclear submarine power plants(K15 and K22) have anywhere from 150MW to 220MW.
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>>16958584
>The policy aims to get nuclear power systems flying in space as soon as possible, learning from past failures.
Sorry, anons but go fast and break things is NOT a good approach to nuclear engineering.
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https://x.com/SciGuySpace/status/2044120171485311351

If true, this rules out Watkins as the first DEI on the Moon, for Artemis IV.
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>>16958557
he should be putting Stalink satellites around all bodies of note in the solar system and renting out the bandwidth
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>>16958589
at least they admit NERVA and JIMO were failures. Hate when ppl use those two projects as examples of successful space nuclear engineering...
>>16958588
and it weighs 1400t
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>>16958589
Spending a billion dollars on a nuclear reactor to provide the electricity of one house worth of solar panel is pretty stupid too, but Izzy loves his nukkie wookie.
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>>16958592
>and it weighs 1400t
Send it to space in pieces.
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>>16958588
And it has an ocean to use for a heat sink.
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>>16958590
how does flying now bump you off of a 2028 flight (that will slip to 2030 or later)
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Never forget
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>>16958584
China is teaming with Russia to build a lunar nuclear power plant around 2035, I have no idea of the logistics required for this, where do you even get all that coolant water?
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>>16958600
you can probably delete russia from that plan
>where do you even get all that coolant water
in-situ, there's a ton of it in the permanently shadowed areas and underground-they're going to scout for it in a few months
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>>16958597
The date the launch is happening is late 2026, if no delay happens. Once launched, the mission duration plus the recovery period, after you return, removes you from the list of eligible astronauts because this scheduling conflicts with the training for the Artemis IV mission, which is extensive and long.
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>>16958605
Ah makes sense. Send Victor in that case, he’s /ourguy/ and the moon should remain a boys club.
If they need a lady on the moon send the JAXA astronaut. No ESA euros allowed!
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The road has been reopened after what looked to have been a test abort at the start of propellant loading meaning that's it for the day for Booster 19 testing.

Abort is better than explode. I guess.

Still waiting to see if Deathship does anything interesting.
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>>16958607
Bro, it just static fired. lmao you missed it.
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lucky NSF shot
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TheSpaceEngineer
9 months 3 weeks and 1 day later, the static fire stand is operational again

One fully reusable flight per week...
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Blorg hotfire tomorrow.
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https://www.sierraspace.com/press-releases/sierra-spaces-dream-chaser-spaceplane-successfully-completed-milestone-at-nasas-kennedy-space-center/.
>Dream Chaser has successfully completed acoustic testing at @NASA
's Kennedy Space Center's Space Systems Processing Facility.
>The spacecraft successfully withstood the intense vibrations produced from sound waves during a rocket launch as it prepares for its first flight to Low Earth Orbit (LEO).

Dreamchaser lives!!
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>>16958614
>space shittle but worse
I'm surprised they didn't scrap this lol, how long has it been?
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I heard you like ICBM.
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>>16958607
New day new you, huh?
Just try not to shit yourself any more.
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Grim
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Kim appreciates /spaceflight/
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>>16958628
Xi appreciates /sfg/
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>President Donald J. Trump signed into law S. 3971, the Small Business Innovation and Economic Security Act, which reauthorizes and reforms the Small Business Innovation Research (SBIR) and Small Business Technology Transfer (STTR) programs.
>Historically this service has funded research in space-based refueling, deployable solar arrays, novel propulsion systems, software-defined radios, and deep-space navigation
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>>16958615
I'd rather think of it as Space Shuttle, right-sized.
I'm sad it didn't remain a crewed vehicle as originally intended. Maybe someday.
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>>16958569
>elon didn’t lie
Correct, and neither did spacex
Elon is not spacex, spacex bid on the contract, elon is just one part of spacex, neither lied in their HLS selection, you need to calm down and stop seething.
>>16958571
>>16958573
>>16958575
Why is this guy so angry? I think he might be a little too obsessed with elon musk to make honest judgements.
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>>16958607
Try not to have a massive meltdown today, EDS-san
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>>16958584
>Nuclear reactors in orbit
But why?
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>>16958666
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is 4chan dying?
taking 30 sec to post.
if it dies for good, where will we all go? should we make a thread in the Russian /sfg/ board?
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>>16958674
>where will we all go?
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Bastards!
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>>16958674
they were doing some maintenance
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>>16958666
people are saying this was a 60 second static fire using all 6 engines, so starship is looking good, though superheavy is having an issue
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>>16958520

>>16958590
Isn't that the geologist lady Anon was talking about? Bit of a shame then desu

>>16958606
Aw come on, Cristoforetti would be alright.
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>person A is in atmosphere
>persons B and C are in space
>person B talks, and person C cant hear them
>person A can hear B though once the sound waves reach the atmosphere
crazy
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>>16958665
Because space vessels need [spoiler]MOAR POHWER[/spoiler].
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>>16958704
they should have won
fuck elon
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>>16958713
Blue Origin got a contract in the end anyway, stop seething.
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>>16958708
There is not a hard border between atmosphere and space.

>>16958713
>they should have won

They should have bid Blue Moon Mk2 back then instead of having been shamed into doing more than the bare minimum for a bootprint and flag mission.
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>>16958708
How do the sound waves travel from B (in space) to the atmosphere?
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did they give a reason why the booster 19 static fire was aborted
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>>16958731
it wasn't
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2 weeks?
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https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/features/2026-04-14/nasa-s-artemis-moon-mission-was-a-state-failure-and-a-human-triumph
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So, everyone refuses to post that 250th image. Cold as ice.
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>>16958737
I got you senpai
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>>16958734
It was real in my mind
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and we're back
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>>16958743
>>16958743
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>>16958625
poo origin

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