First person for Finland

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>salad backwards is lettuce

>>153201887
i really really like this picture

power beats timing
power beats speed
power beats footwork

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>reminder

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>>153202035

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Post epic moggings

>>153201887
I tried to get @grok to edit this photo and replace the banana with Gane, didn't work out but it sure was a humiliation ritual for me, I need some mirror time

>>153202062
Unintentional humiliation ritual.

>>153202062
da fuc is up with doos hair in middle

>>153202062
Who’s the gremlin in the background

>>153202062
lmao pooru always wears solid black to look thinner. doo is like 275lbs

How does Diego Lopes do against the top 10 at lightweight?

>>153202146
He's a wearing a kippa

>>153202190
Who knows man.
Dont worry about that right now

>>153202146
That's a menorah

>>153202194
idk what that means but it looks like dumb b

I could beat guru in a fight

>>153202230
It's the little jewish hate jewish people wear when they are jewish

OHHHHH finna smash on some beans

Nigga eatin beans

About to heem my meng see you losers later

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dana btfo eternally

>>153202190
>Topuria
Diego gets knocked out cold
>Garth
Diego probably wins by sub
>Tsarukyan
Diego gets wrestlefucked and bludgeoned on the ground chasing meme subs
>Charles
Prob Diego by TKO
>Holloway
Max 30-27
>Paddy
Prob Diego by decision
>Hooker
Diego by sub
>Gamrot
Outpoints Diego and wins narrowly
>BSD
Coin flip. Would be an incredible fight tbqfh
>Fiziev
Outpoints Diego
>Moicano
Diego heems him

>>153202190
loses badly to ilia, arman, and max but beats the rest

>huge fight week
>ufc finally available to the general public without massive paywalls
>/heem/ is dead
Dead general
Dead sport

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Who /heem/ got since /box/ is dead and gay now

>>153202478
Hey man don't speak of the dead like that then

Benoit "God of War" Saint-Denis is THE most entertaining fighter in the Lightweight division of the UFC. Prove me wrong. Hold on: you can't.
He WILL be champion soon. He walks through everybody in the top ten. Only Tsarukyan would give him a run for his money, but BSD is a WARRIOR and is not afraid to get into a WAR. Tsarukyan isn't ready for that "smoke". Furthermore he eats Topuria based on sheer SIZE alone. Benoit Saint-Denis is a CHAMPION in the makings. Screencap this, mark my words and remember them very well.

>>153202478
Damn we had the same thought at the exact same time. Great minds B.

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Well /heem/?

>>153202552
Well, I would squish both of these jokers. In seconds.

>>153202572
Ok but who wins and how

I told you Patchy Mix was doing big things in 2026.

>>153202478
>>huge fight week
Look at the card lil bro

>>153202552
How is this even a question Teofimo can't deal with Southpaws and Shakur is better than anyone he's fought
Like he almost lost to fucking Sandor Martin lmao

>>153202640
He beat THE fucking LOMACHENKO. The guy who fights like Neo from the Matrix. Shakur stank out the arena vs Santos. Didn’t look amazing in his last fight either.

>>153202488
>>153202552
who the fuck is them niggas
this aint ufc

>>153202630
If you called me lil bro in person you’d be eating through a straw for months

imagine watching or thinkingabout boxing. they can't even heem. i'm not watching a dozen rounds of pillowfist and clinching.

>>153202552
>orthodox vs southpaw 126lb boxing
over 10.5 rounds finna be -900 lol

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what if you used your leg and foot as a strike, instead of your arm and hand?

>>153202687
lololol i was exaggerating to make a point and its literally -800 over 10.5 rounds

god boxing fucking sucks

>>153202591
Me via ultimate double squishing. Give me all the belts. I'm unstoppable.

>>153202697
Fights at the elite level can be entertaining for 12 rounds. If it’s not elite level and they aren’t brawling then it can be extremely boring. UFC has better mid tier talent.

>>153202714
hard disagree
canelo vs crawford was the peak of /box/ as a sport and it fucking sucked
theyre all too good defensively and theyre all small with pillows strapped to their hands
only heavyweight boxing is good

>hard disagree
>canelo vs crawford was the peak of /box/ as a sport and it fucking sucked
>theyre all too good defensively and theyre all small with pillows strapped to their hands
>only heavyweight boxing is good
t. Tafa brothee enjoyed

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>So what do you do for work, anon?
>Uhm, I deliver groceries on a bicycle. The pay is bad and sometimes I have to carry like 100+ lbs and cycle downhill on icy roads right next to traffic. The shit bike collapses and I fall sometimes. My colleagues are indians and blacks. If only I had listened to my mother.

>>153202770
vastly prefer watching a sloppy 4 minutes followed by a knockout than 36 minutes of tapping that ends in a controversial decision

>>153202730
Canelo and Crawford were both old and far past their best that wasn’t the peak of boxing. Bivol and Beterbiev fights were probably the best fights in the last few years.

why did they erase the video of masvidal pulling a charizard from the internet?

ITS UP

YouTube.com

>>153202793
>36 minutes of tapping that ends in a controversial decision
This. Every big boxing fight…the judges score the contest
>115-113 Golovkin
>114-114
>118-110 Canelo

>>153202793
What you'll actually get is two fat fucks gassing out in a round and then one of them giving up

>>153202833
yes
give me hokit vs freeman over stevenson vs lopez
no fucking contest

>>153202826
At least the vast majority of the time you don’t have women on the card at all unlike mma

>>153202808
>Bivol and Beterbiev fights were probably the best fights in the last few years.
Truly. Thise were two phenomenal fights.

>>153202848
yet still the 5 fight card takes 6 hours

>>153202843
Don’t be ridiculous

>>153202478
except for the finnish posters we have lives b

I'm gonna be real when a card has a heavyweight main event I just fucking skip it
The one time I watched one in the last 3 years was Aspinall vs Gane lmao

>>153202478
with few exceptions we are all ranked ufc fighters, many of us booked for 325

>>153202870
i will watch every shitty ufc fight this weekend
i will not watch the “huge” boxing match featuring 36 minutes of manlets tapping
boxing fucking sucks unless its heavyweights

Conor McGregor is essentially Nelly Furtado

>>153202861
Because most fights on an mma card are 15 minutes long max and can often be inconclusive as to who actually won.

Going to weasel out of training today and there is nothing you can do to stop me

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TRVKE

>>153202897
If you are going to watch any boxing fight this year it should be this one. And I know Shakur can be a boring faggot, but this has the potential to be an all time hate watch for either side losing. The chimp out will be spectacular.

Gonna let you guys in on a little secret…

Ruffy is not good

Javier Mendez is essentially Rick Rubin

>>153202908
>Brandin Allen
Does he take it as a compliment or insult

>>153202915
i respect boxing for the skill involved
shit just aint for me
would rather watch golf

>>153202908
He can’t spell the Muslim names lol

Tatiana Taurus

>>153202908
>>153202928
Ali doesn’t actually tweet it’s all Garth

>>153202917
But he's training with volk now tho surely that'll make him better

>>153202927
Well if you’re a combat sports fan I would say it’s important to at least dip your toe from time to time. I agree about the heavyweights and it’s a shame there hasn’t really been much going on there recently. Hopefully some big match ups this year.

I treat heavyweights like WMMA

>>153202981
They need Ngannou back so bad. Just for the Aspinall fight and thats it

>>153202908
maycee brapper got mindbroken into titty implants and I reckon we'll be getting asshole behind thong by august. there is no way ali, just no way.

>>153202993
nta but what they need back is roids

>>153203007
Surely they’re all on it anyway

>>153203012
I swear they had cut daukaus

>>153203012
damn... dan hooker looks like THAT?!?!

im gonna do it since no one else will.

CAN HOOKER

>>153202552
Both these guys would get tapped out by CM Punk in one night.

Dana should have won the Nobel peace prize

>>153203029
Daukaus stepped in on short notice against Demolidor in China

>>153203165
Oh I dee

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meng time

Heading to bj practice see you fags later

more like manel gape

>>153203215
Bro come back you forgot the other j

>>153203029
They did
He came back and he’s 2-0 with two KO’s since

hoping my girl will let my meng in her schaubhole this weekend

>>153203007
theyre all still roiding lmao

BUH BUH BUH DANEH GIB ME SEX

Dana owes me a refund for my years of PPV loyalty for this stab in the back

Dana White PPV forgiveness

Dana the Cameroonian cumslut

We don't slander Dana here newfags fuck off back to sheerdog

Gayna

El Dana, yifty yees ese

Natalia Silva tho

>>153203521
Street beefs

dana whites puckered browneye starfished in front of me. simple as

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>>153203636
thunderous hapsplosion b

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>>153203521

>>153203521
this is where ilia belongs desu

>>153203521
holy fucking kwabola

Does volk only know how to make burgers what a fucking short order cook

>>153203680
He can make guacamole too

>>153203680
he has good leg kicks

Will our girl sanko be filling in for Joseph

How's that Lopez-Lopes parlay looking

>>153203705
I'll be filling her in if you catch my drift.

>>153203521
incredible technique

>>153203521
yeah none of these guys have any chance at beating ilya

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I really love dropping heem parlance in other threads and see them struggling to understand. It makes me feel superior.

I'm currently mid villain arc so don't fucking mess with me unless you want to get heemed stiff

>>153203551
cookie monster 2.0

>>153203777
I don't know if you call everyone daddies and start talking about street beefs they would think you're gay

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>>153203777
Checked

daddiego will beat vaginovski this sataday nite

Volk looks more Mexican than Diego

volk has bugs in his eyes

Volk has posted video of him making fresh guacamole. Can Diego say the same?

Volls woife is his husband

>>153203858
Who's voll

honestly? and i'm just being honest here. most of volk's kicks look like performative taps that you could smack right out of the air. fuck that fucking piece of shit. but i could be wrong.

i mean volks wheres the lie?

Volks only path to victory is if he sneaks in that reddit brick

eating that volk burger

>>153203866
I think you're wrong

I’ve been watching UFC with my GF and her dad like once or twice a month for over a year now and I CANNOT understand why anyone likes this or what you guys enjoy about it. Who gives a FUCK about these fights. The fighters aren’t me. Why do I care if they win or lose. Is this just all about gambling?

>>153203866
why don't you do it then bitch huh huh huh fucKNING BITCH

i'm sorry man. i just get really passionate about strikes and particularly kicks. the idea of throwing strikes purely for the judges is so disgusting to me. it's like a mockery of the sport. it's basically scripted at that point. i know volk has giant tree trunk legs so maybe they're just heavy enough to hurt even with a tap. hopefully that's the case. kicks should always do damage.

Volk sucks.

hearing street level chatter that BSD has another staph infection... going to be a repeat of the poirier fight

street level cain

if volk doesn't fly to my house and kick me a few times to prove they do damage, i don't think i can even watch ufc 325 volkanovski vs lopes. all things considered i think this is reasonable. you have 48+ hours motherfucker. you have time. i know you lurk here.

BSD looks like he's 40 and a virgin

BSDDS

gaethje ended le staph meme and used his free eye poke, champ shit only

How does gaethe know two men can rape him if one holds him down

>>153202035
damn still looks great for 44. seems like every other retired fighter starts to let themselves go almost immediately

>>153204002
It's called HGH cazzie

>>153204034
HGH isnt a cheat code my dyel friend. look at rogan's physique on HGH and spot the difference

>>153203990
DC lost the battle but he won the war.

>>153204034
roids or no roids, youd still have to work out

how would mr incredible do in the ufc heavyweight division?

Dude Game of Thrones is like anime for white people duuuudeee

I'm essentially Jamie Lanister

>>153202190
young, hungry, no dramas
can see him knocking volk out and making a few defences, he improves every fight
too respectful though, needs to save the nice guy stuff for after the fight plays into volks hands

>>153204102
u fuckin siblings

In a "drink a lot of beer while watching
Arrogant Rookies get schooled by Maverick | Top Gun 2 LEGENDARY "Basic Fighter Maneuvers" Scene" mood

*casts Wingardium Leviosa in the thread*

alexander volkanovski has become the oldest man

>>153204102
you're missing a hand?

>>153204312
He fucks his sister and has tried to kill at least one child.

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im essentially nothing

>>153204425
chullachaqui ass nigga

if you can't handle the blood then get out of the cage, son

>>153204425
Frankie looks like such a stereotypical new Jerseyian

ortega pulled out

LOW T CITY BAYBAY

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>>153204582
>ortega pulled out
of ur mum heyoooo

those beans are heeming my schaubhole

Jiri Prochazka vs

Alex Pereira 6

just introduced Jiri to beans

beans vs Prochazka 2

ayo dis nga eatin beanz

Jiri Barta

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fight week and this is what yall got? some corny ass jokes? come on man

chewing on the bars of my enclosure

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me vs bean haters

>>153204842
Hey man just chill a little bit, eat some nasi lemak, have a cup of teh tarik and just enjoy life some alright

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>>153204873
yeah alright ill do that, thanks

>>153204888
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>153204888
Kind of an analgy for the current global climate. Food for thought.

>>153204888
the spirit of chinggis khan heemed dat y boi

>>153204888
Excuse me, good sirs, but can someone explain to an un-educated Dalit what was the cause of this knock out? Thank you in advance.

>>153204732
Holyl fuck

Woke up this morning
Got myself a gun

gun means penis

>>153204981
I think he turned his button off

>>153205102
Nah fuck that

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>>153205126

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>>153205138

>>153205138
imagine if The Big Guy cared about mma

>>153205138
>cryback

>>153205138
UFC is so gay. Ryback would kill everyoen

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Ryback with former UFC welterweight CM Punk

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You guys are SO funny. Holy shit how are you so funny??
Came here to talk MMA and here I am holding my sides because I’m laughing so hard

153203911
153203924
153203949
samefag
good on /heem/ for providing zero (you)s

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>>153205282
you finna know it !!!

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Casuals gtfo my heem sub

>>153205326
Bodybuilders can’t fight
Kick them in the knee and they’re crippled
Or just jog in circles for 30 seconds and they gas out

>>153205326
If you asked a random person who would win, I think they would ask if either of them are trained in martial arts.
ufc1 was a paradigm shift moment where before of which people expected the bigger muscle guy to win. but after, people expect whoever trains ufc to win

>>153205308
now two people itt know you're a schizo, i fear

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>trains UFC

WE. ARE. LIIIIVE

https://www.youtube.com/live/IPLr0GZRXKw

>>153205381
>weigh ins 48 hours before the main event
What the fuck is this scheduling

>>153205381
Nice keylogger faggot

chris benoit saint dennis the menace

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nah fuck JewFC
RIZIN global run starts now
Sakakibara finna overthrow Ari's Empire

>>153205399
?

>>153205416
schizophrenia
don’t worry about the leaf

Volkschwitz looking rough

Last time I was 145 pounds was in high school I would starch these dudes

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god give me every

>no wmma on the card
>no sanko
if you watch these weigh ins you're gay

Yizha has made weight (145.5)

Jacob Malkoun has made weight (185.4)

Tai Tuivasa has come in 500kg over the weight limit

>>153205485
Seems unlikely that would make him 630kg which is very large for a human

>>153205497
island gigantism b, look it up.

bsd finna destroy hooker
sorry kiwis!

some fighters are denser than others

had no idea elekana was a burger
thought he was from down under

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The Balkans have the best fighters in the world and the biggest cocks
Sorry everyone else you're 2nd place

>>153205543
Only one bill what a cheap cunt

no one who boils burgers has a huge cock

He's not actually slovenian

how many grams of protein should tai tuivasa consume per hour?

>>153205694
Clearly AI Jiri didn’t have this hairstyle when they fought

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>lying on the internet

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Watcha eatan brehs?

>>153205746
yes he did retard

>Tai Tuivasa (265.5)
That fat fuck is getting heemed again. Had to cut to make the HW limit

>>153205780
Is that raw salmon
Seems like a waste to put that on a bagel. The thickness would clash with the delicate salmon texture

>>153205797
it's lox bappa

Out of a shoe?!?

Tai Tuivasa put Gane on his arse

arman lost to gayrot lmao

>>153205780
lox bagel b?taste

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>>153205838

>>153205849
wydm? aint no shame in losing to GOATrot

>>153205543
fucking wogs

>>153205849
only unanimously

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australia's only champ is a slav lol

gaethje vs pimblett 2
https://youtu.be/qW7H9XQvGFg

Malaysia's only fighter slobs on BWC

>>153205878
I wish we had as many great fighters as malaysia :-(

>>153205878
Australians are too smart to fight and get brain damage. The average Australian likes theoretical physics and philosophy not fighting like a animal

>>153205902
what about jack smega nigga

Yuo guys remember that band Phoenix? Man

>>153205930
only that one song

>>153205896
please stop thinking about white people's penis
>>153205901
ikr, you'll get there at some point
>>153205914
a wog, a wonk-nosed wog at that

>>153205942
>please stop thinking about white people's penis
Tell that to Jihin

>>153205948
woman thought about penis, wow more news at 12

>>153205953
She does more than just think about it

>>153205986
so do you apparently

When the fuck is Khamzat going to defend his belt?

can dan hooker?

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been here 400 million years cunt

>>153206040
Nah, fuck that

>>153205939
That whole album was good b

tai tuivasa is a horrifically obese lightweight

Why can muay thai fighters have careers that last hundreds of fights beginning when they're kids, but the top MMA fighters only usually take one or two fights a year?

just how shit are mma fighters

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dude did a towel trick and got caught

We're going down, down in an earlier round, and sugar we're going down swinging

Is our dragon ball z bro kai kara kino on this banger

>>153206170
Kai Kara Krillen

>>153206096
Lmao @ when they said >122.25 official weight
What a fuckin tard

>>153206253
Meant for
>>153206133

>>153206133
White Maoris like this guy and KKF seem like the most annoying people on earth. Constant identity crisis and they make it everyone else’s problem

>>153206133
>ask for the screen cuz ur barely gonna make 126
>weigh 122
hahahaha

>>153206278
same thing with white "aboriginals" in Oz

cheating on the scale is not the maori way

I wish I was a native south Pacific Islander

>>153206300
I watched Alone: Australia and it was fucking comical how every white contestant had a story about being 1/16 abo or some shit

>>153206300
I watched Alone Australia and every white contestant had some sob story about being a fraction aborigine. It’s like a fetish

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>>153206332
>>153206348

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>>153206332
>>153206348
heard you the first time though

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volk can not ski

>>153206387
ngl a nigga looking hella wonked rn

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volk can skiezdemir

conspiracy: volk is actually tall but hunches 6+ inches at all times

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>>153206417
hmm kinda like sasori, whomsts is actually really pretty but takes the form of this weird hunched over ugly guy

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>UP for 10 hours
>83 views
Oh dear... Poor dana...

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>hmm kinda like sasori, whomsts is actually really pretty but takes the form of this weird hunched over ugly guy

We don't post selfies here

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>>153206495
But we do post pictures of ugly freaks.

WTF!??!?!? They cut Patchy Mix? wow the potential......

gane is naruto

Nigger heil Adolf Hitler kike

>>153206432
>>153206488
Did you post that just so you could soi yourself?

Born to a Jewish family,[4] Emanuel was raised in suburban Wilmette, Illinois. Emanuel is the brother of former mayor of Chicago, Presidential Chief of Staff and U.S. Ambassador to Japan Rahm Emanuel, American oncologist and bioethicist Ezekiel Emanuel, and sister Shoshana Emanuel (who was adopted). His father, Jerusalem-born Benjamin M. Emanuel, was a pediatrician who was active in the Irgun in Mandatory Palestine.[5][6] His mother, Marsha Emanuel (née Smulevitz), was a civil rights activist, and the one-time owner of a Chicago-area rock and roll club.[7] During his third grade at school, Ari was diagnosed with ADHD and dyslexia.[8] To supplement instruction at school, his mother spent many hours helping him to learn to read. She hired tutors and private instructors to give him private reading lessons at home.[7][9] Emanuel attended New Trier High School and graduated from Macalester College in 1983.[7][1]

>>153206508
Being an ugly freak doesn't bypass the no selfie rule. Delete.

Ari Emanuel's father, Benjamin M. Emanuel, was a senior member of Irgun, a paramilitary terrorist organization that would provide the foundations for Mossad. He was their acting correspondent in Chicago.
Coincidentally his wife was also a active member of the local civil rights movement.
Also coincidental hoe each and every one of his sons would see positions of significant influence in the american government and american culture in general

Having re-watched it a few times, I can say with confidence that Paddy won, by a lot.

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Heroes! Beautiful smiles

Aridaddy won

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Ari is just a lapdog, the people who control the UFC and Zuffa don't paint a target on their heads, it's like how people who run the world aren't the politicians you vote for, Gane talked about this.

>>153206899
somehow I dont believe that a jew on the top of an org is a lapdog

>>153207060
quiet moloch

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WHAT'S IN THE BOX

>>153207060
A CEO isn't a top guy, they are just lapdogs, the CEO of google is some indian, do you genuinely believe the google shot caller is some pajeet?

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real niggas (like me) watch ufc: incorporated auto dubbed from brazilian to AI english

nibbas me like "hey guys! rate my food!"
and it's just keto, pufa, and greens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgMzX6xIE8Q

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danghteru?

>>153207471
thought the lil girl was rose

>>153205413
When PRIDE did this they folded in a year, of course there was Yakuza corruption involved (as if it isn't now kek) but I hope it goes well

>>153205828
Lox is salmon bro

>>153207510
Holy mog
Diego Poopze looks like a corpse next to Aleksander the Great

>>153207504
Damn he looks diced! Someone get this dude an oiled up brick and some beef!

>>153207471
These are some real bottom of the barrel stats

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>>153207612
he shaved for the 314 weighings but not this 325

>>153207772
Oh dear.....i fear that high test. hairy Volk might actually decapitate Diego

>>153207612
Beef is carcinogenic

>>153207772
giant dick on the left