IGGS

mason cox! go magpies!

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>"AFL star"
Ive played as many AFL games as this "star" has.
The media will use the word "star" for literally anyone.

peel thunder backup ruckman mason cocks

>>153202986
achievable natty?

I don’t like the AFL or Australian football anymore (soccerchad) but I’ll still post here because I like you lot and I have nowhere else to go

>>153203267
lol

>>153203267
ss+gomad

Any updates on Jules Neale today? Not seen anything in the last 24 hours

>>153202225
basado

>>153202986
mental illness

>>153203780
many are saying i have this and should watch /nrl/

>>153203780
Which part?

>>153203983
the steroid and body builder fixation

Told you gyms are for mentally ill faggots

>>153204037
there is nothing wrong with self improvement
when it becomes ALL they do and start a cycle then it should be treated as a mental illness

sex gifs

>>153202986
From 7news "Drafted by Port Adelaide in 2010 but delisted a year later without playing a senior game, Hay went on to play more than 300 local matches across several South Australian clubs."

He was a rookie 16 years ago, the absolute of the daily fail

>>153203780
>>153203997
When did you become a registered psychologist/psychiatrist?

>>153204413
yesterday

>>153204401
Sorry mate he's an afl star. Says so in the headline

>>153203997
if it's okay for blokes to troon out it should be equally ok for blokes to roid out and become gigachad. it's all just a spectrum, right?

>>153205341
both are mental illnesses

>>153205341
no chud because transitioning ia gender affirming, men wanting to be masculine is toxic
you don't hate all womyn do you

>>153205393
die mickhead

>>153205393
based mick

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>this is squiggle's mighty auto predictor
>farton above 15th
>dogs 3rd
>melb that high
retarded

>>153204367
this but gilfs

At my lowest point. Family hates me, lost my job, in debt, coping mechanisms all involve drink and drugs. Can’t see a way out.

maybe stop being a drunken junkie

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>>153205690
You get wise, you go to church

>Multiple reports show that the U.S. experienced negative net migration in 2025 for the first time since the 1970s.
would be nice

>>153205690
it will all be over soon

>>153206313
and youse blokes give trump shit

nock doocos

lochoo noolo

>>153206313
soon lad
even normies are seething at our immigration rate now
tick tock jeets

where has the year gone

>>153206979
glass pipe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NogSLJJ6_XE
KINGY IS BACK

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gonna be barking up the wrong tree later if anyone wants to join me

>>153207171
ill be seeing a man about a dog

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>NOOOOOOOOO OPENING ROUND SUCKS
>football hasnt started until richmond v carlton

why is afl so quiet today

just want to beat the shit out of someone

>>153207354
my arsehole is ready

>qlders complain about Vic weather
>first AFL games for the 2025 in Brisbane couldn't be played in Brisbane because of a literal hurricane

>>153207380
the weather was fine
the rescheduled game was unironically played in 10x worse conditions

>rains after being sunny
>WHOA HAHA THAT WACKY MELBOURNE FOUR SEASONS IN ONE DAY XD NO WHERE ELSE IS LIKE THIS LMAO

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albros...

>hurricane
foy

>>153207416
careful you'll make the viccoids seethe

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>im a girl that likes footy and thats my whole schtick im so quirky xd

>>153207450
classic single mother with tats piercings iggs fan

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yeah i like footy

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>>153207461
*sucks your dick*

white people fucking SUCK

>>153207884
this, they are their own worst enemy

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gf

Can we get a current status on the cats?

>>153207922
training the house down

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>>153207884
so true

>>153204037
In some cases yes, but you are on 4chan which in all cases is for mentally ill faggots

>>153207914
that's a man

>>153207982
well fuck my arse and call me a bitch

are there any gay conversion therapy camps in australia?

>>153207998
no but collingwood magpies football club has straight conversion therapy

New
>>153208010
>>153208010
>>153208010

I will never play supercoach so STOP ASKING

iggs

suck

>>153208216
he's a knitter

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now that the dust has settled, was it homoerotic?

>>153208427
We wacked his dick so he went with the old oil check. Very zesty stuff. I think it's the nrl influence on both clubs.

>>153208585
>We wacked his dick so he went with the old oil check. Very zesty stuff. I think it's the nrl influence on both clubs.
He* wacked....
We didn't unfortunately.

>we

2026 is Jacob Van Rouyens year

the wrong tree i had planned to bark up has been postponed as i just got home and cbf
sorry wrong tree barkbros

all bark no bite

ill take that

any woodmen in? big fan of spotted gum me. all aussie hardwoods really.

yep its wood

how good is water

>>153208841
yeah i bet you love hard wood ya big poof

>>153209210
prefer pepsi max personally

lol

cunt off spastics
reminder footy was invented in SA and the SANFL is older than the VFL (now AFL), viccoids will cope

SA is the weak link in afl State that has achieved the least in the afl. We should swap them out for Tasmania and NT. Also YFO.

not a yank just on holiday in the us mate
go port

Yep picked it a port supporter that has comprehension issues. Let me spell it out for you dummy. Yank Flags Out doesn't mean U.S. Citizens out. It means if you have a Yank Flag you have to get Out. Understand now, bozo?

my tinea is back

faggots

>>153211527
cunt off spastic

Might watch home alone tonight

>>153213793
are you then?

Was just thinking about Nick Daicos a bit...

>>153208427
Just a little japanese prank

>>153213793
Its not Christmas time mate.

>>153214080
The mumza died this morning, do it for her

morning gents

Good morning alf

morning fellas and fellbs

Can’t believe djok won, I turned it off after 2 games

>>153214475
Do u think bro is powered by spite due to his hatred of the vaxxie herd?

djokovic is a soft little faggot serb pole smoker for seething at chompers for the mildest joke ever that wasn't even funny. fuck him and fuck fagracket.

CHOMPERSS IS OVER RATED

>>153214511
t. Croat

>>153214675
the closest thing i am to balkan is italian im afraid but no matter how you look at it djoker is a little bitch

>>153214511
Shut up, faggot.

>>153214902
cry more poofracket cock sucker

>>153212810
based
>>153213343
cringe
>>153213705
cringe

>>153212810
you only get tinea from standing in other people's piss

2 weeks till footo

>>153215223
Pog

>gf was four months ago
Holy shit time flies when your life has completely fucking gone to shit

ive never had a gf

just remembered how both selwood twins offed themselves

>>153215368
want to talk about it?

>>153215729
fuck off mate it's not r u ok? day

>>153202986
How loosely do they use the word rape these days? Was the women held down and penetrated? Just curious, pretty bad if that was the case, or do they just say rape for any unwanted sexual attention these days.

>kaszakhstan womens tennis player to accept trophy: big pause looks around 'ARE WE IN CHINA?"

HUGE BOOOOOS awk clapping

lol

>>153215618
2006 20 year reunion will take a sad note

>>153216134
thats anti-semitic hate speech

I am never masturbating again.

>>153216134
Get over it

>Police visit Melbourne star Steven May’s home over behaviour concerns
steven may be in trouble

>>153216454
just going by to welfare check his emerging leadership qualities. he already had that black eye.
no, that wasn'r a joke.
no, it was not questioning his aboriginality. noone would question that.
no that was not a comment on percieved aggression shown by indigenous australians.
nor was it comment on alcohol abuse within sections of the indigenous community.
this press conference is over.

holy fucking shit VICPOL's mask is off.

micktranny is sperging big time

fuck off cunt

wish i had my aussie flag desu lads
where the fuck is the tipping comp? i forget about fantasy after a few rounds, tipping is more fun as well

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just a little slice of heaven :)

>>153216190
meant for
>>153216426

>>153216454
no but steven misbehave iykwim haha

>>153216677
only $850k and just 50 minutes from the city straight down the freeway? fuck yeah, sign the papers now!

>>153216677
Indians live here

>>153216677
dunno why we're allergic to two story houses. two story house would cut the footprint in half and give you some semblance of a backyard - and even more if you stack the house on top of the garage

you'd still hear your neighbour grunting out a poo while you're peacefully laying in bed but not much you can do about that

Wish I was a bogan dimwit I would be so much happier I bet

I’m enjoying WFH

I fucked up again lads. All I will say is that if give the devil an inch, he'll take a mile.

>>153216958
Its not the "devil", its your conscious choices

>>153216963
the first part yes but after that I do shit that I never indented to almost like it was all out of my control.

>>153216958
>if give the devil an inch, he'll take a mile.
you're talking about your arsehole aren't you

>>153216976
>I never indented to almost like it was all out of my control.
That's a lie and you know it, its an excuse to justify your actions and to excuse taking responsibility for what YOU choose to do

>>153217005
nah I lost like a bunch of money gambling again
>>153217009
kek relax bro it was just an old saying that I thought sounded cool, it's not that deep but in the moment I wasn't thinking and that is why looking back on it it's almost as if I have no real recollection of making ""conscious choices""

donno about you cunce but i dinkum have an angel and devil over each shoulder and they both like to whisper in me ear telling me what to do and say

>>153216905
wish you'd fuck off so I could be happier you sad depressing loser fuck.

just wish i was with her

>>153217071
I can send her now iyw but make her brush herwipe her self, brush her teeth and gargle A LOT before you kiss her

>>153217071
just send her a dick snap, honestly nothing to lose but everything to gain.

>>153217093
cool, she can send you a pic of mine. want it in her mout?

>>153215960
She's actually Russian. A Kazakh billionaire who loves tennis started a tennis federation and invested a quarter of a billion into the development of the sport in Kazakhstan over 20 years. Russia were dumb and didn't invest in her, despite being a talented youngster, and in 2018 she took up the KTF's offer to bankroll her and give her citizenship.

>>153217093
>nothing to lose but everything to gain.
hmmm, unsolicited dick pic
you'll gain a suspended sentence and a somfy spot on the sex offenders register for 10 years.

>>153217036
>I wasn't thinking and that is why looking back on it it's almost as if I have no real recollection of making ""conscious choices""
This is complete nonsense, its a lie you tell yourself to justify your actions, "oh woe is me, I can't control myself".

If that is the case and you genuinely can't control yourself, what treatment are you getting for this condition exactly?

>>153217103
I made that post and I speak for everyone ever when I say we don't fucken care nerd

>>153217114
yeah you're probably right

>>153217114
I just blame the jews, make memes, wank, hang out here. its easier that way.

>>153217123
You don't speak for me, I care

>>153217123
Don't care that you don't care, I will keep informing people.

>>153217111
that's only if you're ugly

>>153217123
I found it interesting.

>>153217093
Jonathon Patton over here.

>>153217138
I feel confident in his imminent court date. if he was handsome, they'd have at least boned by now and he'd have gotten it out of his system.

>>153217141
bet you can't find your dick under your gut though.

>>153217151
Not fat, madboy.

>>153217157
not mad, fatboy.

>>153217161
You sure seem mad which can be plainly seen unlike your fantasy that I’m fat.

>>153217123
holy based

>>153217123
>>153217186
Both me btw

>>153217198
We can tell.

>>153217174
you fatties are like a jew with an expired 50% off coupon: fat and jewish

>>153217211
>you’re fat because you disagreed with me
>you’re also jewish for the same reason
Literal schizo.

>>153217218
it's a joke not a cock, don't take it so hard lmao

>>153216677
Whenever I have a job in these new suburbs the whole entire place smells of curry

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>A Melbourne homeowner’s “jaw-dropping” discovery of a sliced energy drink can being used to “repair” a buried plumbing leak has sparked fresh warnings over Australia’s crumbling trade standards
todays edition of fuckhead tradies

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Holy SOVL

>>153217299
I've made many mistakes in my life, but by far my biggest regret was not getting the most out of mw3, particularly max prestige.

>>153217306
I got 12th and then grinded gold guns even though barely any of my friends played it after launch, there’s some Aussie guys running decent hacked lobbies at the moment which is cool

>>153217299
The poor mans Counter Strike.

>>153216134
look at this 'free thinker' lmao

>>153217299
only the top row is soul the rest are commercialised trash.

sorry about your shit opinion lad. hope you get treatment for it

>>153217329
Cringe and non zombies pilled

>>153217329
Why are you so angry?

>>153217329
based and true

>>153217299
>>153217329
cod4 is the only good one there
cod5 is just cod4 with a ww2 skin and cod zombies
mw2 is trash and the beginning of the end, especially on pc

>gaymes
grow up

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>>153217351

halo > cod

>>153217335
why are you a thin skinned faggot?

Friend called me at mid day and I just couldn’t be fucked calling him back so I didn’t, maybe I’m a bad friend and I’ll end up with no friends but I’d rather just do my own thing

one day left of normies pretending to be passionate tennis followers
whats next up for them

>Shooty mcpewpews
Grow up

adding it to the list

>60 fps
throw up

>>153217351
>>153217329
SO true

Mw2 was my favourite

remember that poster who ghosted all his friends and then blames them for moving on with their lives without him kek

Remember bikecunt? And toycunt? And dollcunt?

>>153217412
Wasn't there like some poster that insisted his mates had to call him and check up on him and he shouldn't be the one to initiate a chat or hang out with them when he was lonely?

>look at sabby! drawing on her teams faces! haha they are just toys for her to amuse her between macthes haha
weirdt hing to say considering her ex coach/bf killed himself less than a year ago

isn't it weird how hostile and negative toward you your friends become when you tell them that your doing your best to stop watching porn.

>>153217432
shalom

>>153217432
or worse they straight up won't believe you while sniggering with each other

>>153217421
Sounds like me but I don't have any mates.

Imagine calling another man your 'mate'. Bit gay.

Is it just me or do all the MCs of these news and sports coverage programs all have blue or green eyes? On channel 9 for the tennis there is no such brown-eyed commentator in the box, and I can't think of one for channel 7 during the footo. Fox has Gaz, Jase, etc but very peculiar

>>153217488
cool it

how the fuck did essendon get Peter Wright for absolutely nothing

who?

>>153217521
Dew didn't rate him. It's how the Lions got Lyons for literally nothing.

>>153217543
dew was fucking fat in the head

peeturd shite

christian pootractor

pooley peed

whoredan de pooey

nick daicos

>>153217682
wtf why does it say seagull i said seagull desu

Cat status?

i already bullied you out of this general mate

>>153217579
Dew is fucking fat everywhere.

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NDIS

i'm going to create a list ranking every footy player i've seen from best to worst

1. mac andrew
2. chol
3. aliir
4. jiath

I ran 7km in 42 minutes today

oh look at me im a white person amongst a bunch of asian people in an east asian country look at me look at me i bet these asian people never see whites in their country lol im so superior and so interesting oh and look i can speak their language look how shocked they are im so smart im the main character XDD i go for asian women because im a complete loser!!

>>153217868
check out craig mottram over here

>>153217868
Good man, this will be 7km in 35 mins with enough running

>>153217874
I look like this and say this.

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I'm about to do something I won't regret

>>153217997
crisp one day no wank guy

>>153217929
Cheers mate that's the goal. Never liked running previously but I'm enjoying it now

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>>153217682

>>153217868
I did a 5k in 22 minutes last summer but idk how accurate samsung health metrics are. but i run in the boonies and i feel like it adds to the difficulty so i still felt good about it

always hated running tho

Saturday night

Every night is Saturday night for me. I'm literally living the dream

>>153217874
post tits

Another day gone

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>>153218895
A new one just begun

who up munchin dey jaw

>>153218265
how fast is the local town rapist?

I finally figured out where the roach nest must be. The dishwasher has a layer of yellowish gunk under it from probably a decade of never being cleaned.

>>153219067
i'm a rural yokel

>>153219119
how fast are you, town rapist?

>>153219124
i reckon i'd cut it in the afl

What are the player's average speeds when they do their 5km and 10km runs during training? Genuinely curious

>>153219131
they do 2kms in about 6-7 mins don't they? so 5kms would be around 15-17 and 10kms would be around 30-33 I assume

>>153219112
>I finally figured out where the roach nest must be
yeah they moved out to dingley

cunt off spastic

just feel so sad all the time

carn pear

Lachie Neale!

LACHIE NEALE!!!

bake a newie

peter thiel

Any man in

no-one cares about your south african vpn mickhead

>>153220377
LACHY NEALE YOU STAR

There’s a maggie outside my window doing the most sovlful warble

>>153222222

>>153219172
Fuark that's elite

Runningsperg

who prepping they timber deck off

ch9 has a surfing show on with hot chicks

prefer hot dicks iykwim haha

>>153225253
sorry, the maths is pretty average there. obviously they are not going to match their pace over 2kms with 5 and 10kms.
I'd say around 18 minutes for 5kms and 38 minutes for 10kms, as an assumption based on the 2km times they put up.

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>>153225640

We watching the tennis tonight boys?

no

there will be some racket and ball play happening in my bed tonight iykwim haha

>kayo going up to $46 a month
Fuark

22 degrees in Melbourne, peak comfy today. Would be great weather to see a footy game

>>153226091
whoa thats crazy it was like 45c the other day
that wacky melbourne weather again hahaha

>that seething sarcastic response
lol, lmao

Good morning alf

>>153226162
Morning sleepy head

>>153226091
the humidity the other day was horrible

its not the heat its the humidity

Gil and Dil are in the Eptein files agreed to make AFL more gay for cash payments

stroking my deck with a deck brush

smellbum sucks
poofracket sucks
go port

dont forget when your done stroking the deck to hose off

>tfw no neighbour to stroke off and admire our decks togethere

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>GMHBA currently is a dirt bowl
Uhh cattersbros??

>>153226645
woulndt mind giving you some GHB and playing in your dirt bowl iykwim haha

>>153226696
I know what you mean, and it's a bit gay.

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>>153226573
>FTW!
>thank you good sir

>>153226645
the cats shit it up on grand final day so bad they made their ground a big litter box

>>153226573
might need to correct the record on this one

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>>153226645
sus

>>153225609
I need to do this including punch the nail heads and total sanding

just waiting for a mate

>Indian neighbours cooking up some spiceslop

Save me a bowl.

>muh ball

hate indians so fucking much

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happy birthday haul

vocalised: 2 (parents)
message: 1 (gran)
facebook wall: 1 (coworker)

>>153229420
KEK pathetic loser

>>153229420
happy birthday anon

>>153229420
Happy birthday mate

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>>153226573
Do not believe his lies

God I love getting my massive cock sucked by beautiful women

>>153229784
based winner, not a fucken loser dweeb like >>153229420

>>153229784
crisp nick daicos

>>153226645
krusty demons of dirt?

>>153229784
Things never said by Darcy Moore

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>richmonds 2026 list

Literally is there a single thing better on earth than the anticipation of the impending footy season that sweeps through the country in february?

this is genuinely the most brutal stretch until footy returns, i hate tennis so there's nothing to watch in australian sports and internationally it's only basketball, one more nfl game, and wogball which i couldn't give less of a fuck about. my porties were fucking terrible so i legitimately was happy the footy was over but now i am waiting for it to start again. josh carr will save us port bros.

>>153230270
Its either going to be a season that surprises people and port play finals, or completely shit the bed and finish bottom 4

>>153229420
can't really expect people to care after you abandon them all

>>153229784
ew

moi toigs will surprise a few teams this season, watch this space

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Business idea: a 2nd opening round for the teams that don't play during opening rounds

>>153229420
Happy birthday pal

Based spainos
https://youtu.be/-q872-ZXc78?si=KPQfoh9Dd9-GiaW9

neale to brownlow is literally free money at this point

>>153231783
eleni will never give him 3 votes as women are seething over what he did

>>153231798
No but razor may

already looking forward to a comfy winter's evening rugged up at optus watching my iggs get belted by 100

>>153231810
yeah harley will be playing well to show off to his vic club suitors

>>153231810
and you will be able to do so with a dozen full strength beers now

>Full-strength beer will soon be served at Optus Stadium for everyday footy fans in a major alcohol policy change at WA’s premier sporting venue.

>From March 21, when Fremantle takes on Melbourne in Round 2 of the AFL regular season, it won’t be just fans in corporate boxes who will have the option of drinking full-strength beer - anyone with a general admission ticket will also be able to buy the stronger brew.

>>153231823
fucking oath that's great news, will definitely help numb the pain

still bringing me own vodka

AND plastic cups instead of the godawful paper ones best news I've heard all week

wake me up when I can bring my own esky

can't wait to pay $25 for a schooey of "full strength" macro pisswater!

looks like mick got himself a german vpn now

>>153231878
in for the long nap I see

>feels like 8.1

based melbourne

>feels like 8.1
based my missus with her bull

>>153231783
the brownlow has been rigged since 2021, I wouldn't go anywhere near betting on it

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>>153231971

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What did they mean by this?

what do you mean by it?

newcastle is a great city but i couldn't live there because there's no footy presence at all. the fucking a-league is more popular than afl there.

>>153232149
fuck up glowie

hmm they have internet on computers nao

>>153231978
>youi lions

>>153232330
huh

>>153231217
Then it wouldnt be opening round it would just be round 1. The whole point of opening round is to play exclusively in QLD and NSW to get them excited for footy and have something exclusive for them while NRL is fucking about in Las Vegas.

At least that was originally the idea until Collingwood bitched that they didnt want to travel so rather than replace Collingwood with a team who would be fine to travel they gave them a game at MCG instead defeating the whole purpose

>>153232849
opening round is fucking ridiculous and you are a complete idiot if you are justifying it
fuck growing the game, it will grow organically if you stop fucking with it and even if it doesn't, at least it will benefit actual fans instead of bandwagoners

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>>153232887
Growing the game next in Bharat (India) please saar!!!!!

>>153232170
this is true in all australian cities

>>153232925
i can tell the photographer is female as they all have the look of rape in their eyes

>>153232925
What is the building in the background?

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>>153232991