this is the thread

something deeply repulsiv the way arsewogs cry about injuries after spending 800m on "squad" players like no other club gets injuries

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>its real

>>153209722
their limp-wrists are tied as dave impotently reports posts until the wee hours

this is the thread

>retards would rather watch slopfests like Arsenal vs Inter than classic CL knockout ties like Liverpool vs Chelsea or City vs Spuds

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>Morecambe Football Club can confirm that the Club and First Team Manager Ashvir Singh Johal have mutually agreed to part ways with immediate effect.

The vitiligo Sikh has been dumped. Fucking useless manager even with the state they were in.

>>153210368
DEI going way too far

>>153210361
>foreign bandwagoner doesn't understand why people would rather see England v other country than England v England

>>153210406
cause they're fucking dumb

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>>153209955
looks like i've got the angry bitter lad on a string judging on his latest flop of a thread sinking like a stone in the catalogue, truly the Wile E Coyote to my Roadrunner

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>yid protest
>during the one match they actively celebrate losing
not much of a sacrifice

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>>153210464

>>153210368
as a former Morecambe resident, very pleased to hear this. sacked off a good man to replace him with some no talent nobody just because he shares a faith with the owner

>>153210419
>wanting to see something different is dumb
>Irish intelligence

>>153210484
Do they?

>>153210484
Absolutely vile 'army', wouldn't see this anywhere else.

>>153210484
Le small club mentality.
>I support my team... to LOSE

>>153210556
Remember Ange had to stop them from cheering when they were losing?

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aw melty in progress

remember when ange won a european trophy?

>>153210709
Then was sacked and the Yid 'Army', corrr fink dat includes you, launched no protest yeah? Then praised Arsenal Fan Frank as the best manager available LMAO!

>>153210709
finkin i booed our players when that happened
can't stand them winning matches

holy mother of aw melty

>>153209955
Draw
Arsenal
Bournemouth
Chelsea
Draw
Villa
United
Draw
City
Sunderland

>>153210522
>two English teams playing each other in a CL semi-final is no different to two English teams playing on a random Saturday afternoon in October
durrrr

>>153210758
>two teams could potentially play each other 10 times in a single season (2 league, 2 Euro KO stage, 2 LC semis, 1 FA Cup fixture, 1 Community Shield, 1 Super Cup, 1 CWC fixture)
>this is somehow not boring in the eyes of a foreign bandwagoner

Would you rather face the same team in every single instance or potentially 7 different teams instead?

David's thread flopped kek

>>153210678
This picture is Arsenal kryptonite

Is Baku nice?

I fear for Frank if he beats City
Might finally get sacked then

>>153210843
Not sure it was Dave this time. Someone was deeply upset about an OP suggesting Spurs revive their season against City... I can't fink who.......

>>153210758
3 points is 3 points whether in October or May
Every game can be a title decider anon
Sort your mentality out

>>153210847
I'll get Baku to you on that one.

>Amadou Onana:

>“Yes, I think one day I’ll make a transfer to a world-class club. That’s really a career goal. I’m 24 and I feel like I’ve matured. In the past few months, I’ve played my best football ever. Emery helped me progress even further. After my time at Everton, I was already in contact with top clubs. Ultimately, I chose Aston Villa because I thought it was the right move at the time…”

Mad how Real have conveniently been given a do over. Hopefully Mou rapes them again.

>Benfica will face Real Madrid in the Champions League play-offs just three weeks after their dramatic league phase encounter.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cgk86k8rllmo

>Jean-Philippe Mateta will not be in Crystal Palace squad this weekend.

>Negotiations with AC Milan continue after personal terms agreed.

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Do we think Liverpool can beat Newcastle this weekend? I don't want them to lose too many games because they'll sack Slot.

>>153211101
maybe try playing a full season before having delusions big man

>>153211140
Will Palace be potential relegation candidates if they lose him?

>>153211244
if west ham keep winning then it opens up, but seems unlikely

>>153211140
>Mid table/sometimes relegation threatened team slowly builds a really good squad and gets a good manager
>naturally develops into a good team
>wins a cup and gets into Europe
>It all collapses and their best players are poached by the bloated corpses of once good football teams that are now just mega corporations that will never fall no matter how poorly managed they are
What a shit sport

>>153210430
>Dave has mindraped you so badly that you’ve had to switch to an Irish VPN
KLENK

>>153211148
Liverpool isn't a very good team so I can see them finishing around 10th this season

>cheer your own team losing for seasons on end
>get angry when this is pointed out as being deeply, deeply odd
>sperg out until the wee small hours
You're not busy, learn what self-reflection is

>>153211261
what is the alternative, some yank draft system? players are going to go where the money and fans are
palace could try and outbid with bigger contracts but if they cant do that then what do you expect

>>153211287
i assume you are replying to something filtered, please keep the reply chain going so you also get filtered instead of this feminine vague refusing to reply thing like anyone cares about a (You)

>>153210430
This doubling-down is only telling us that retarded characterfags will switch to VPNposting and hope that nobody realises they're fucking insane.

>>153211307
In the last thread he actually legitimately pretended he was going on holiday to convince us he’s actually in Ireland and not using a VPN. He’s one of the most mentally deranged posters on /sp/, hope he gets banned again

>>153210678
Images of countless Arsenal fans flashed through Sonny's head in an instant here
>Kick it into Ortega.... kick it into his body....

>angry bitter lad cant fathom actually going on a holiday abroad
telling

>Qarabag
>Chelsea
>Spurs
Lads what if Newcastle make it to the CL final?

>>153211357
Unheralded levels of seethe

>>153210678
>>153211333
Just as I posted that:
>Nottingham Forest are exploring a deal to sign Stefan Ortega and talks are now underway with #ManCity

>posting here on your "holiday"
grim

>Arteta at Arsenal
>Carrick at Man Utd
>Xabi at Liverpool
would this be..kino?

>>153211419
just want to keep an eye on any /epl/ news and give the missus a laugh when I show her another one of your threads flopped.

>>153211437
Liverpool fans have been especially begging for Alonso since he got sacked. I don't get why, no better than Slot.

arse title charge beings this weekend.

>>153211292
there isn't really beyond admitting the game's a bit shit and the experience of supporting a lot of teams is now pretty hollow unless you're actually following them home and away for the hijinks of the days out.

>honestly guys i have a wife and we are on holiday together browsing /eplel/
this is getting embarrassing now

>>153211466
Genuinely embarrassing that you are still trying to peddle this obvious lie

>>153210368
I’m pleased about this because I don’t like muslims

Remember Fitizen in 2014 in the /trans/ threads
His gimmicks absolutely mog the shite that's posted here now under the guise of it being 'funny' and 'epic'

>his and hers matching 4chan passes
I can't breathe.

>>153211579
he was also a raging homosexual

>>153211579
bog sim his sargon

>Remember Fitizen in 2014 in the /trans/ threads
omds grandad
imagine posting here more than ten years ago and remembering it
fucking sad cunt

>>153210678
corr we garn do it agen diss weekend

>>153211635
I remember Manchester and Skrtelpower shitting up the threads
Ah a more civilised time

>>153211101
You need players with this attitude but it helps if they are smart enough not to say it out loud.

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thats tonight's tug sorted

>>153211261
Palace were only a “good team” for 1 month

>>153211762
>forgetting that run at the end of 2023/24 when Glasner was appointed

me and me bird propa love this thread xx

Just delighted the missus with a candlelit dinner in front of the /epl/ so we can laugh up the posts as they come in!

>>153211918
Likewise the Irish with Palestine

>Look darling I replied to dave with a picture of someone dunking a basketball for the hundredth time, aren’t I hilarious?!
>You’ve hardly touched your steak tartare dear
Klenked himself into a KWAB yet again. Can’t imagine how mental he’s gonna go when Poocastle beat Liverstool

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>>153211101
>Fake Onana

I sleep

>>153211357
chelsea are annoyingly good under that david brent cunt im afraid

OH ELIZABETH PASS ME THE SMELLING SALTS STARBOY HAS POSTED IN /EPL/ AGAIN

Comprehensive Dave Victory.

ELIZABETH OUR STARBOY'S HAMMY'S ARE HANGING OFF THE BLIMMIN' BONE OH MY DAYS

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>Alexis macallisters brother is called Kevin

>dave
that's a name I haven't heard in a long, long time

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Where's Arsenal?

>>153212221
My wife loves his posts.

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>>153212217
Just found out his mum died today too

>>153212265
rip and F

>>153212246
Old bastard Modric, United, Sandcastle and Palace.. yeah I don't rate this stat

Another Dave thread flopped kekola

Canada is funny, mindbreaks a lot of the troons in here
Slop six customers in tears

>>153212328
>>153212339
Calm down Canadacuck

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>>153212354
Not your gay schizofag bf, take your meds

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tottenham hotspur football club ladies and gentlemen, tremendous establishment, diehard fans.

>>153211584
Kek

we don't normally break ranks like this, but we hope our leader of the Canadian Posting Collective of nine (formerly 10) is enjoying his holiday abroad in Ireland (formerly the UK) and he can take the rest of the week off while the rest of us pick up the slack

>>153212413
If they were cheering on this
>>153210678
then why would things be different when they have nothing to play for

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Liversissy has been having a proper melty since the based mods started clamping down on his off topic posting.


Can't wait for this weekend of Premier league football. I think the top 3 will all drop points. Nobody looks like they want to win this season.

>>153212529
what's it like to impotently report posts for hours on end everyday only to be continually pulled on a string my a man on holiday?

>>153212529
Have you bet on the top 3 to drop points or do you recognise your own delusion?

>>153212493
Heh got them bubblin with this one

>>153212529
Can't wait for you game-raisers to drop points vs Fulham.

>>153211140
>>153211244
Glasner must be livid

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Hasidic David thinks his Manure are gonna win the Prem this season under Carrick, I'm howling

>>153212584
The players didn’t force their way out until he got to 6 months left on his deal and wouldn’t renew. It’s his fault.

>>153212529
Rattled em

>>153212413
Unreal that such a spectacle is allowed to happen with such little scrutiny. Unseen elsewhere in world football. The YA is such an odd fanbase

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The mods do be based
Excited to see Manure get thrashed by Marco Silva's Bobb and Wilson this weekend

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Why can't teams like Arsenal, City, and Liverpool score kino goals amd llay entertaining football?

the missus thinks i'm bloody Nostradamus, I told her that when his angry bitter thread sank like a stone in the catalague (aka yet another flop), he would be spamming all evening. Anyway she's coming back from powdering up maybe I'll update you lads tomorrow

many of you would benefit from just closing this tab right now

>>153212744
No soul like the proper red and blue teams.

>>153212744
Arteta is a football terrorist

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>>153212782

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>>153212744
>llay
Good morning Rakesh!
Why can't bloody United be doing the bitch snubbing to the others football club sarrr

>>153212744
stats say it's better to play the ball into the box
blooters are a thing of the past

>>153212744
What a fucking goal

>>153212752
Kek based

>>153212546
That was a very quick holiday, you’ve been there and back in a day?

>>153212752
>still pretending to have a wife and be on holiday after being outed as a VPN nonce
KLENK

>>153212744
who scored that? wirtz?

>>153212992
thread's moving at a breakneck speed, guess I can't expect you to have seen every post >>153212493

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Liversissy exposed as a samefag and a VPN nonce.

Are we Slot in or Slot OUT? I think he's doing a great job at Liverpool honestly. He did factually win the league for the 2nd time in 35 years.

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Kino goals should make a comeback

>>153213103
Yes I saw the post where you switched your VPN from Ireland to Canada to talk about yourself, again.

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>>153212744
Screamer
>>153212529
Worldie
>>153213139
Decent

Slot IN, he won the league while Massive Man United finished *checks notes* 15th.

>>153213134
I'd have to say SlotIN la'. I'd dread to think of what would happen to ar Konate and Isa if he was sacked...

>>153213134
>just wanted a 6 in 2024
>just wanted a CB in 2025
he got neither, has won the league and qualified for the last 16 of the CL and will get top 4 in the PL so no reason to sack him unless there was someone who could clearly do better, which there isn't

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Some mad blooters this season

>>153213183
He spent £500M in the summer and is on track to qualify for the Europa League

Can we have a top 4 check before gameweek 24 begins?

Dave you're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!

>>153213183
Carrick is gonna win the league with United so yes there is someone bette.but he's ours. :-)

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>>153213201
Of course! Here are the best teams in England :)

>>153213187
I’m hoping Rogers goes through a rough patch soon so I can start calling him Morgan Todgers

>>153213187
I thought Lammens was good?

>>153213212
>cutting off 5th to hide Liverpool

>>153212246
/epl/ told me Bruno G is just a shinkicker though

>>153213187
Villa have scored 13 league blooters

>>153213238
Anon...

>>153213235
He's the next Peter Schmeichel but he doesn't keep clean sheets

>>153212529
Balon Dorgu

liverpool are such an embarrassing little club

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>>153213277
>the Transpions W- ACK!

>>153213294
Little Leicester won the league more recently than United?

>>153213303
They also have more legitimate titles than Liverpool

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>>153213280
how's he supposed to be the next schmaggle

>>153213235
Not being watching many games then. He doesn’t have the Onana bozo gene but he’s average.

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>>153213294
feels mad that chelsea haven't won in that long
>Pochettino was manager in 2023-24
I literally don't remember this at all

>>153213313
More legitimate titles than COVIDpool and Webb United? I guess Leicester aren't so little after all!

>>153213341
onana's kept more clean sheets than him, safe to say the next schmeichel is a flop

>>153213339
Jesus, that is aggressively mid

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Bangers and Mash

>>153210368
>piebald pajeet sent packing

do not watch the royal rumble tomorrow, riyadh has notoriously poor handicap accommodations at their arenas and should not get your business

>>153213543
Wrestling doesn't have the sovl that it used to when Vince was there and especially during the Attitude Era which was PEAK

>>153212744
This is moment that broke Liversissy

>>153213543
Watched SmackDown today
Shall be watching Bron Breakker enter #1 at the Royal Rumble while the Newcastle match is on

>>153213072
>wirtz
>scoring

Uhm

>>153213454
call him up

>>153213727
Bet you call up a lot of fellas dont you ya little tart

>>153213744
Yeah I do, I'm scrolling GRINDR rn in my de Ligt signed shirt

0800-RATTLED
I think Mantroony is vexxed this ebening (reference to football manager Unai Emery)

>>153213820
>vexxed

>>153213313
Klenk

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Four! Four point gap!
Ah ah aaaah!

>>153213820
Yup
>>153213928
Kekkkk

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>>153213928
>THE WHAT AND POTATOES???

>What cannot be disputed is that we're in the era of Toxic Tottenham. An era of a broken relationship between club and fans. Indeed, Daily Mail Sport understands it has deteriorated to such an extent that at recent away matches, senior officials have been intentionally kept away from fans on their way in and out amid a heightened security operation. It really is that bad.
>At a home fixture with Aston Villa in October, two fans traded punches in the stands. After the home loss to West Ham, there was the unlikely sight of Oxford United legend Steve Perryman acting as peacemaker when an angry supporter confronted Vivienne Lewis in a corporate area, telling her to sack Frank and ‘sell-up’.
HOWLING how the media sat on this for months on end for their beloved little Y-d FC

>>153212744
Kino

If you’re booing your team off after a narrow defeat when they are top of the league, your fans are clearly a joke. Disgusting behaviour from l'Arse.

>>153214100
>Vivienne Lewis
dint know who dat is
shes the product of joe lewis semen

>>153214315
MtF?

>>153214315
Corr are Abi is officially a Premier League las

>>153214315
luverly as always are abi is, shes going to the moon! xx

>>153214315
rancid thots

>>153209955
>SATURDAY
Brighton & Hove Albion 1-0 Everton
Chelsea 1-1 West Ham United
Leeds United 2-0 Arsenal
Liverpool 2-1 Newcastle United
Wolverhampton Wanderers 1-3 Bournemouth

>SUNDAY
Aston Villa 0-1 Brentford
Manchester United 3-0 Fulham
Nottingham Forest 0-1 Crystal Palace
Tottenham Hotspur 2-6 Manchester City

>MONDAY
Sunderland 4-2 Burnley

>>153214315
Is Abi an official pundit for the Premier League now? Or just the club?

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Did he learn everything he knows about team talks from six years of being coached by Moyes?

>>153214574
All wrong btw

>>153214624
>Edison invented the lightbulb
fucking iberian berk get out of my club

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>>153214667
>AS I TOLD YE BEFORE WATFORD AWAY IN 2005 IT WAS ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL YE BASQUE BASTID

>>153214667
>Edison invented the lightbulb
Also not a fan of that myth

>>153214667
>>153214694
we won get over it

>>153214601
Built for Dorgu

>>153214601
humina humina

>he didn't check Trivago

>hebrew david posts his bbc fantasy and it killed the general
Grim

Hope Brighton get turned over tomorrow, 3-2 I reckon

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>be me
>liverpool fc lifelong
>see this
>shit my knickers

They're back...

>>153211559
>sikh
>muslim

>>153213339
amorim's fault

>>153216112
You wear knickers Dave? Always knew you were a bit off

>>153216112
Liversissy do be like that

>>153214315
Christ what a fivehead on the one on the left
anyway COYS and FRANK OUT

Not a fan of the blatant ban evasion itt. The jannies should do something about it.

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well said pep

I had a dream that white people and scouse people could live in harmony

No need for that to be deleted, it was a relevant image of a /sp/orting individual

>>153216965
well since you're jewish david, why don't you ring up your uncles and ask them if the WEF can sort your dreams out yeah? big win for aston villa fc

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>another sunday match for man united

Is Mateta good?
+30m for a 28yo sounds like a scam

>>153216804
can't wait to see simon jordan and jim white reflect on this.
i believe they will use passive aggressive language for 12 minutes about how we should keep politics out of football

>>153216804
look at him in his gay little libtard scarf

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somehow it doesn't appear in his twitter and the athletic webpage
fuck this the system keeps saying the facebook link is a spam but it's true

> BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein set up two business meetings with Todd Boehly in 2011 — almost three years after the financier had been imprisoned in a Florida jail for sex offences. There is no suggestion in the emails that Boehly’s engagements with Epstein extended beyond business and no suggestion of any involvement by Boehly with any of Epstein’s sex-related crimes or activities.

>>153218297
>dear jeffrey, do you like black men

>>153218297
its always the people (and the club) you most expect

>>153218297
Nonce club rent boys

No lunch time kick-off? Uhh

>>153218440
Should have been Liverpool v Newcastle, but had to be pushed back because the Premier League says you cannot have two games within 60 hours of each other (Liverpool & Newcastle played on Wednesday).

>>153218471
Bollocks. They did it all the time with Kloppo.

>>153218583
Different rules now.

Why no midday game? What am I supposed to do with time

>>153218654
jorkin it

>>153218654
have a nap

>Stefan Ortega to Nottingham Forest, here we go! Verbal agreement in place for the goalkeeper.

>>153218654
do several large poos

>>153218654
there are plenty of midday games outside your shitty league mate
talking of which where is the early EFL thread

>>153218837
Make it yourself m8

>>153218837
>>153218846
Looks like you just did, well done on taking responsibility for once

>>153218471
>>153218610
and nobody notified the broadcasters when they were making the fixtures?

how many posts does an EFL 12.30 matches thread get on this dead board

>>153218869
Fuck all. But that sperg has tantrums every weekend if the thread is not made.

>>153218869
maybe 20 or 30 if they're lucky
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/k_Zz0_Gu2mNEvnpdjv8hvw/

>>153218861
I don't see why they wouldn't have done.

what's an EFL?

>>153218892
Fuck's sake, that's the leaf on his shit proxy.

>>153218904
eire fags LEAVE

>>153218917
kek done him
>>153218904
been done

>>153218859
i dont have time to make threads
glad someone cares though

When was the last time city won away at spurs? Weren't they on a 5 loss streak or something even when ange was there

>>153218931
>i dont have time to make threads
you made that one though so you're just lying as usual

>>153218932
are we going to hear endless conspiracies when arsenal bottle it to city by a couple of points is that it

>There was a heated clash in the dressing room after the loss to Bournemouth involving Virgil van Dijk and Curtis Jones with Arne Slot.

>Curtis and Virgil questioned the tactics and effort. While Van Dijk stayed calm, Curtis lost his temper, which did not go down well with the manager.

>As a result, Curtis Jones was dropped from the squad against Qarabag and is now linked with a loan move to Inter.

>This isn’t the first incident either — Robertson, Mac Allister and Salah have also had bust-ups with Slot this season.

>>153218938
I think spurs will win so no

>>153218934
I don't make threads, kid.
Take your meds and have a nice day

>>153218951
Sure you don't
Keep on gaslighting

>>153218945
If this happens I will officially be done with that bald fraud taking credit for lucking the league with Klopp's team

My spurs…

>Such was Paqueta's desire to rejoin his boyhood club that he claims he brushed aside the advances for two Premier League big beasts, telling Flamengo TV on Thursday: "Tottenham called, Chelsea called"
ChelSNUB confirmed and yet another snubbing of Spurs too!

>>153219010
bold move desu since he's still in his prime, but then again brazil NT doesnt mind to call up the players from their local league even though that league is proper shit.

>>153218912
kek false but I understand the confusion

>>153218985
>captain in terrible form who is also stinking up the place acting like a child complaining in front of the team
>transfer committee giving up once Guehi didn’t sign
the problems aren’t all on Slot

>>153217113
David doesn't like girls in bikinis

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Women on Football Twitter

>>153219553
True. He can only get off from liversissy in one and vice versa

>>153219564
Don’t mind it when they’re attractive like Abi but she’s blocked me now

>>153219585
what did you do?

>>153219588
nosey

Aged 27 years and 17 days, Declan Rice is the fifth youngest player to reach 300 Premier League appearances after Wayne Rooney (26y 58d), James Milner (26y 117d), Gareth Barry (26y 247d) and Raheem Sterling (26y 348d).

>>153219638
Congrats to him joining such an elite statistic among extremely successful players winning many trophies

We're all watching Everton right lads?

>>153219638
Interesting that they are all english/irish even though academies are filled to the brim with JF's, does this mean that british players are still given priority treatment in terms of getting opportunities

>>153219739
puzzling post.

>>153219739
The JFs usually retire early because of questionable birth dates

>>153219739
throw another waffle on the barbie lad

>>153219638
Kane couldn't handle the league any further

I guess ibp is on holiday

Arsenal are just too good

THese bastards keep cheating on their corners

frank out on his ars if spurs win tomoz

transfer window so silent no one complains why there's barely anything done even though the window will be closed in 2 days

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an 8pm saturday kick off is infinitely better than the 12.30 time slot

>>153219135
>in his prime
He's been shit and injured for a bit now and the gambling problems dont help.
>proper shit
The few Brasileirao players that went have been decent and better than most of the EPL players they bring over. The Newcastle duo and Martinelli have been ass, the only ones who delivered so far have been Estevao and maybe Cunha.
Flamengo is also just spending money for the sake of spending money.

>>153220217
Seething

there are literally 6 teams on 33pts right now

>>153218654
Hope you used your wank time productively

>>153220708
figuratively speaking, of course

>>153220720
8th to 13th all on 33pts

>>153220767
figuratively true

>>153220780
literally true

>>153220797
figuratively speaking

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>>153220217
no need for all that seeth hans, not good for ya

>homo albion
wew laddy

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>153220556
now imagine the juxtaposition of a 7:30am kickoff and a comfy /3pm/ kickoff

death stranding larsen is really gonna get relegated lmao

City lost tomorrow and its over

Finkin Frank's team talk tomorrow vs Man City should be "lads its Tottenham".

Pressure back on City/Villa

>Newcastle bottom half and below Sunderland soon
KWAB

Osama Bin Arteta with another one

The massive protest (over 30 people have expressed an interest in attending) tomorrow will give Spurs the boost it needs to lose to City

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Liversissy FUMING because Arsenal won again

Arsenal winning the league is the best thing to happen in a long time.

>>153221015
next we need Newcastle, Villa, Tottenham or Man Utd to win it

imagine gooning this hard over a leeds win kek

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up the cherries

Don't celebrate wins!!! Celebrate losses and get your manager furious at you for doing so!

Four goals, Arsenal? Four? That's insane.

>>153221015
>Arsenal winning the league

kek

Jamie O'Hara on talkSPORT from 5:30 most probably a few of his kind calling in begging to lose tomorrow

>>153221026
1 win in 4 what do you expect

>>153219638
>3 of them were completely finished by 30

>>153221045
7pts clear and City are away to Tottnum

BREAKING: Alexander Isak is reportedly reconsidering his future and now wants to leave Newcastle this summer. His preferred destination is Arsenal, where he believes Mikel Arteta’s ambition aligns more closely with his own — something he reportedly feels is lacking under Arne Slot.Arsenal are also said to be exploring a swap deal involving Leandro Trossard and Rio Ngumoha.Meanwhile, reports from Spain claim Andrea Berta has played a key role in convincing Vinícius Jr. to join the North London club this summer, while also securing a pre-agreement with Julián Álvarez.

(Source: Fichajes)

>>153221062
just Rooney and Sterlel

>>153221063
>7pts clear

MAJOR KEK

>hasidic david is aw
KEK I'm HOWLING, red clubs are banter clubs

Is the Finker really calling others Jews?

>>153221081
Yeah probably wasnt sure on Barry

>>153221063
In January

>>153221093
yeah i'm laughing at shitty too

Really though it is mental that there's a club called Tottenham Hotspur which actively wishes to lose multple matches throughout every season

>>153221058
>Jamie O'Hara on talkSPORT from 5:30
oh ni--
>and Rory Jennings
fuck sake

>>153210678
this image is just too powerful
it has been causing seethe for DAYS lmao

>>153221111
does it matter? we're gonna gonna get Europe next season unless we win the CL so we might as well just flop against City

Where are the highlights? Is there some stupid rule about 3pm blackout for highlights too?

Choking? In Jan we played 9, won 6, drew 2 and lost 1. Doesn't feel like it to me

Mick having another melty?

german ref just proposed to his boyfriend on the side of the pitch before a game lol

>>153221196
unironically disgusting

the Y** army greatest celebrations coincide with tottenham losing football matches, really gets the noggin joggin when you THINK about it

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EHHHHYYUHHHH WEEEAVBWUHH MAEHHHUNIIII TEH TED TED MEHHHUNITED ALOEEENE

collective gooner melty over a picture posted days ago

>>153221115
Cundy never does it if Chelsea are playing, in fact he often doesn't go in at all if Chelsea have played that day

leeds beat chelsea and drew to liverpool at elland road btw

/epl/ is now arab gooners complaining about imaginary jews
mental

>>153221274
>drew to liverpool at elland road
This match was hilarious
2-0 Liverpool until the 72nd minute, completely ballsed it up

>sp*rs would rather lose than win
Absolutely pathetic club and supporters

>>153221075
Daily Mail had an article yesterday plainly stating it as the worst move in PL history, regrets on all sides including Newcastle's (but mainly Liverpool's)

might need to post that picture every thread its power is insane
it just does them

>>153221284
This comment came from someone who’s on the Epstein list

>>153221284
david isn't imaginary

>>153221321
corr really, is it jay z, elon musk or bill gates?

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>state simple facts that can be supported by retrospective evidence
>get uppity and seeth about arsenal non stop
kek, sad institution.