this is the thread

mad how disastrous flop Florian Wirtz and starboy MBE Sir Bukrappo Sucka Earl of Arsenal have the same G/A and there's not one peep about it from the media

>>153226040
do they really

>>153226014
He lost his mind a few days ago when Villa recalled his leftback loanee to sell

2 days left of /trans/ wonder if anything actually happens

>>153226040
So true sis 150 million for 4 goals and 2 assists is money well bloody spent la!

>>153226023
why kane will never be a spurs legend like our sonny here

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>>153226177
aren't you forgetting something Dave?

>>153226240
>cuck arsenal out of the league
>get spurs into europa league which they end up winning
>leave a hero
its the perfect story

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>>153226272
based dvd

Hasidic David, post the table right now

Vicario
Udogie Romero Dragusin Souza
Gallagher Palhina
Muani Simons Tel
Solanke

>>153226301
i know from reading about what happened to whats his face on aftv, claude? that DVD is a slur cause asians sold dvds in london but i always thought it made more sense that they are DVDs cause they have thin slit eyes resembling a DVD disc
anyway i'm sorry about that, #kickitout #noroomforracism

>>153226394
christ midfield to defence alri

but goalscoring talent of tthe team so questionablr

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>>153226174

>>153226394
just about enough to stay up?

if you look at Adama Traore's socials, all the newest comments are from Germans praising him for what he done to Cucurella

>>153226553
Solanke is clinical
Frank will unlock

>Allan Saint Maximin is a free agent now after parting away with America the mexican club

So who wins the Prem? The CL?

The seething still continuing?

>>153226417
Anon, you might want to sit down before you hear this.

>ademola lookman to atletico madrid for €36 million upfront, €4 million add ons

xabi is available so idk why the saudis are still insisting on keeping eddie meme.....

>>153229137
These Saudis are hands off ownership. They’ve been in charge since 2021 and haven’t even started building the new training ground that was promised. Eddie Howe has reached his limit but I don’t think that means he needs to be thrown out mid season. There will be more manager targets available in the summer which avoids the embarrassing scenario where they sack him and are rejected by candidates like in the summer.

Todibo would be in prison if he couldn't kick a ball. I've known some dodgy cunts in my life and he has the same look in his eyes.

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wwyd in this situation

>>153231307
Inform the local authorities that a large melanated individual is threatening me with violence.

>>153231474
>has his g/a written on his collar

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8 hours into united matchy, 3 points are all i need

Pass the smelling salts, starboy just completed a pass!!

Today's the day. The match all Yiddos treat as a second Hanukkah, the match the players poorly train for, the only match in world football where a manager can get death threats for winning it

suddenly it made sense why boehly signed so much teenagers

>>153232531
You sound more obsessed than Spurs fans do.

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Just broke a run of 25 games without a goal or assist btw

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>>153226394
How does this compare to this godly team?

>>153232665
>noooo not 1 (one) post about Spurs in a cringe bait thread crammed with posts about Arsenal nooo

>>153233046
they'll only walk out early in disgust if they're winning

>>153233023
HOWLING how he instantly had to make even that one post about Arsenal. Yid's Law!

>EXCLUSIVE: Wolves agree deal in principle to sign Angel Gomes, here we go!

>Loan move from Olympique Marseille for €1m fee plus buy option clause around €7m fee.
Welcome (back) to PL i guess

>>153233023
>constantly go on about Spuds
>b-b-b-b-but Arsenal!
Lol.

>>153233116
in aw's country the average iq is about 70
wouldnt bother with logic

>>153233087
Well they're begging to lose and be in a relegation scrap today
I understand why they don't want to talk about their shit club
Meanwhile Frank bragging about how they'll be bringing in 2 world-class players this window and getting 0

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But who's going to do the Poznan??

I want us to win… am i not real fan?

>Liverpool are in talks over a loan deal for defender Lutsharel Geertruida.
>The 25-year-old Netherlands international is currently on a season-long loan deal at Sunderland from RB Leipzig, but discussions are now taking place around ending that agreement and facilitating a move to Anfield.
https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/2017900067298898227

>But it was football and Sky Sports which made Shreeves’ name, so it may come as a surprise to learn he fears the sport is reaching saturation point. “There is so much football on television, they’re going to kill it. That might sound quite hypocritical, somebody who earns their money from talking about football but the reason that gold is precious is because there ain’t too much of it.

>“My argument isn’t with TV really, it’s the football calendar itself. There’s too many matches with expanded competitions, World Cup, Club World Cup, I don’t think in life in general more is necessarily better.”

>>153233197
>Geoff Shreeves
Sky still employ him?

>>153233197
scrap efl cup and make the pl a 32 game season

>>153232881
Must be weird being in a squad with players like Maddison and Kulusevski. You see them every day but don’t play a match with them all year.

>>153233237
>UEFA inflated the calendar therefore we have to fuck over the domestic system
No.

united either draw or lose today

>>153233190
Must be wild seeing this if you are Regis Le Bris and this is how you learn your right back for tomorrow is leaving

>>153233273
make cl 16 teams and a straight knockout, same for europa

>>153233321
Can just play Trai Hume there.

>Howe stood in the technical area with his mouth wide open, wearing the expression of a man who had just watched someone steal his mobile phone out of his hand and ride off into the distance on a pushbike.
>Newcastle have lost lots of games here before but this one will sting more than most. They have rarely been in such a strong position to win and self-destructed in more spectacular fashion than this. This is not a rivalry, it has become a ritual in humiliation for Newcastle.

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>>153231307
run

>>153233502
>that upscaling
Fucking kek.

Levy get out of my club!

>>153233267
>maddison
he's the boss of sunday dinner

Predictions:

Brentford
Fulham
Forest
Spurs

Still fuming at Nuno. How many times does that fucking spastic need to throw away leads to learn that subbing your forwards for a CB (especially a shit one like Kilman) is just inviting pressure on yourself?

If we stay up it's in spite of him

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Very good point Martin

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>>153233267
its not weird, he just hangs about pulling pants down

>>153233586
>We
What part of West u from m8?

>>153233604
the ham

>>153233604
east ham

>>153233190
This will lead to Robertson to Spurs finally being done. And they're mad at ENIC?

>>153233637
Oh OK fair enough

>>153233664
he's a RB mate

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>700 comments
>trending in the united kingdom
africans are having a proper seethe over this one kek

Can Utd do it?

For generations, North London Forever has been our anthem that strikes fear into the hearts of the plastic clubs with their plastic fanbases the moment they step into our battlefield The Emirates™….the streets truly are—our own.

>>153234081
>remember when fat gyok did his bane impression then pushed back his hair

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>>153233588
Don't Spurs still have a match to play against Arsenal?
Insane how they're basically admitting they'll lose that (due to being shit) yet can just turn off being world class against City (when actually they're shit)

>>153233320
Or win

>>153234081
Is he wrong?

Cundy walking into work tomorrow with a photo of the paltry ENIC protest

>>153234170
dont think anyone cares but you aw

the National League will enjoy Spurs' "exciting" football

Reports that The Finker will be leaving his smelly bedroom in the 75th minute!

>>153234081
we even have one in /epl/ now having a melty lmao

>>153234253
instead of crying "b-but tottenham" they could just explain why this arsenal team would be remembered
unless it cant be done obviously

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fock off out my club fwank

They'd take relegation if it meant they lost today!

any city fans down early want to meet
need to practice my poznan

>>153234162
if they win the league with set pieces and OGs they'll probably be remembered as the shittest winners tbf

>>153234326
Anyone who truly understands the DNA of Spurs knows that the fans enjoy watching their team lose. Mourinho, Conte and Ange were all sacked because they had a winning mentality, Frank will not last long if he maintains this attitude.

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indy is always one step ahead

Reminder that God's chosen tribe supports Tottenham Hotspur FC.

>>153234444
keked and checked

unfortunately Spuds have to take one for the team and lose today because City are getting pumped next week

>>153234287
We're clearly moving into an era of football where physicality and set-pieces reign supreme, and Arsenal are the standard-setters in that regard. Whether you like it or not, they are defining a generation of football, akin to Pep's Barca or Sacchi's Milan. The question is whether you cry about it all day, or whether you feel grateful about the fact that you are witnessing history.

>>153234487
lol

>>153234541
this has to be a tottenham false flag, they arent really this cringe are they

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im finkin... im finkin that im watching 4d chess where wanting your team to lose is the way to win
yeah
im finkin so hard

>>153234541
>they are defining a generation of football
In that case good. Might make lesser teams realise they can't play Pepball and will refrain from spacker passing across their own fucking box every single time.

There was a really good Guardian article about the announcement a decade ago today: https://archive.is/Yiphz

>“It’s not about coaches adapting to English football,” said Jordi Cruyff in 2016 as Guardiola began to make his mark on England. “It’s about English football adapting to the new things of the game.” And yet that typical Cruyffian confidence looked like hubris when Guardiola’s Manchester City got hammered 4-2 by Leicester, 4-0 by Everton and experienced Champions League humiliations at Barcelona and Monaco in that first season. Ten years on, you have to admit Cruyff Jr was, like his father, Johan – Guardiola’s inspiration from their time at Barcelona – 100% right. We now know that English football revolves around Pep rather than the other way around.

>“All credit to Pep,” Jordi told me recently while recording a forthcoming episode of the It Was What It Was podcast, and I reminded him of our conversation. “If you look at the Premier League nowadays you see a lot of teams playing from the back, taking all kinds of risks, and every cross in the box there are six or seven players trying to finish it. Even smaller clubs that historically had a different way of playing are more open, [commit to] crazy attacks and just go for it. When Pep arrived he had that romantic way of playing and I think a lot of people didn’t expect the level of results he would get. They introduced the Barça style to Manchester City and City brought that to the whole of the Premier League. But what helped Pep a lot was patience of the ownership [of the club], that they weren’t emotional.”

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>feel grateful about the fact that you are witnessing history
fucking cringe fc lmao

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>>153234573

>>153234583
fucking kek

>>153234583
kek
finkin overload

it's gonna be a very boring draw isn't it

>>153234326
I can't believe they asked Frank about the fans wanting him to lose. I genuinely cannot believe such a club exists.

aw melty

best chance the PGMOL might rework the rule about players ganging around opponent's GK so no more arsenal setpiece meme but that also implies PGMOL actually works on improving their own refereeing.

how mad are you gonna be when we throw the towel in against City today, /epl/?

being a spursfan and seeing our own people wanting us to lose makes me sick

>>153234581
they are such cunts, they deserve City to win today

finkin cringe fc are going to bottle it again

>>153234691
its hilarious watching your small club mentality in action

Why weren't Manure fans desperate for the team to let Arsenal win to stop Man City?

>>153234729
None of them care.

>>153234734
not much of a rivalry then is it

>>153234714
small club would be focusing entirely on yourselves. we're so big that we can impact other clubs, like Arseshit

>>153234735
Compared to United v Liverpool it isn't

>>153234736
that's not what "small club mentality" means my little bro

>>153234729
because Man Utd can potentially get top 5 this season. this game for Spurs is nothing

The Spurs situation is sad an funny at the same time

we're gonna lose/win against Man City and there's nothing you can do about it, sorry lads

honestly this picture just controls the thread >>153226023
cucked arsenal, won spurs a european trophy, causes endless seethe and cope
son, i kneel

The FA needs to investigate Spurs for their open bragging over wanting to lose matches. It's anti-competition and the betting companies won't like it.

>>153234583
It do be like that!!

>>153234770
there's nothing anyone can do, we're gonna lose and you're gonna seethe

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i feel like i should rant a bit about the absolute state of my national team:
>naturalization process is suddenly on steroid since years ago, you're finally seeing indonesian NT but lots of them have whiter complexion than actual indonesian.
>turns out they're also very shite in their original league
>now they're flocking to indonesian local league solely because the pay is supposed to be decent for big clubs and they won't have to take the foreigners quota (because it's busy being filled by brazilians)
>so we're back into the square one where if you have some indonesian blood in your body, best chance you're gonna be very shite at football.
thank you for reading my short paragraph

>>153234793
>>153234793
>>153234793
united vs fulham

Spurs have two matches a season to hurt Arsenal's title chances
They blew the first one in embarrassing fashion
The second one has still to be played

points before Spurs lose to City:
>Arsenal 53 pts
>City 46 pts

points after Spurs lose to City:
>City 56 pts
>Arsenal 53 pts

unlucky Arsefags! better luck with that title next year, heh?

If you think about it when you die, you reduce Arsenal's potential customer base by 1. You can't lose by dying.

>2 God Six games
Holy based. This is what I call a Super Sunday.

>>153234797
Arsenal have 38 matches a season to hurt their title chances

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>>153234805
bit unhinged but okay aw

>>153234802
corrr do it fwank

>>153234757
>The Spurs situation is sad an funny at the same time
The sad part is they play today but the entire thread and even the OP, creator of which keeps replying to himself, is about Arsenal. It's very sad.

>>153234802
oh no another 2nd place for Arsenal hahahaha

Reports of a flag and 3 people protesting ENIC

>>153234846
are they outside your window aw is that why you are so upset about it?

>>153234841
correction, it's about laughing at Arsenal

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it's been 6 years since Bruno became a man united player

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>>153234854
club legend

>>153234866
no 8 should be retired for him desu

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they reduced it from 45 + 5 to 43 + 5?

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what the

>nooooo you have to take the game seriously and try to win today!
>the FA should stop this malarkey!
kek, why are they like this?

>>153234890
So what's good enough for Arsenal is good enough for Spurs? Cheering your own side losing?
I guess all along it was the Small Club Mentality Derby LMAO

you know that africans have never read a news story beyond the headlines as they are surprised when a journalist asks a stupid sounding question

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i knew it

The funniest part of this discourse is that Spurs fans actually think their team could beat City if they wanted to.

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Reminder that Liverpool beat Newcastle 4-1 yesterday, with Newcastle's near-signing Hugo Ekitike putting on a masterclass performance.

>>153234956
yes. we just don't want to.

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>>153234956
Spurs do have a fairly level record against City
But they have tons of players out, mainly pretending to be injured until Frank leaves so this Spurs side cannot beat City
Semenyo hat trick

>>153234984
Shit teams

>>153234956
who has beat pep's city more than spurs?

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our sacrifice today will never be forgotten

>>153235046
>our sacrifice today will never be forgotten
Spurs' relegation will be the first in history to be cheered by its own fans
We'll remember it!

>>153235045
Ole's United

>>153228118
I run this gimmick on /hoc/ please cease and desist

If Tottenham only lose by 3-0 today it’s a win for them!

>>153234925
lmao they can't catch a break at the moment

this is what happens when you have the nerve to win a cup from the big 6. let this be a lesson

>Wolverhampton Wanderers expected to reach agreement with Southampton for Adam Armstrong. Proposal submitted by #WWFC worth £7m + £2m achievable add-ons; anticipated #SaintsFC will accept & 28yo striker now in line to replace Strand Larsen
aint wwfc what you nerds were watching the other night

>>153235101
jesus christ this dude has experienced PL multiple seasons only to score *check wikipedia* 6 goals in 3 seasons.
yeah they're preparing for a life down there huh

>>153235116
its a good buy for them imo.
and yeah they are preparing for life in the championship. in the summer their players will want to leave.

>>153235121
might as well take zirkzee on loan

>tank the game against Man Clitty
>still have the same amount of PLs as Arsenal
lel

>>153235101
That's a very good Championship signing. Will do fuck all for rest of the season but will be fine next year.

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>>153235136
Arsenal have won the Premier League more than Liverpool

you now remember ben brereton

>>153235147
Cazzie here. How come Blackburn and Leicester City have won this? Are they in the Big Six?

>>153235147
PL is just shorthand for in the modern era so since Mou came to England and changed things up

>>153235154
The BIG EPL SIX are

1. United
2. City
3. Chelsea
4. Arsenal
5. Liverpool
6. Blackburn/Leicester

>>153235174
>potential battle of the PL champions in League One in a few years

>>153235189
You think Liverpool will get relegated twice? Idk man

>>153235174
that's 7

>inb4 just don't like 'em
Fair enough, but is there really any other reason to see the at arsenal for steamrolling low-block/counter playing shitters with well trained set pieces?

They play open flowing football against any teams that try to match them on skill (but they tend to lose because arse are better at that)

>>153235219
what are you trying to say

>>153235215
Clearly says 1 - 6. Check again.

>>153235174
Sheffield United have never won the EPL

>>153235234
>obsessed with Man Utd

>>153235243
Neither has Everton but they're still the biggest team in Liverpool.

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>>153235255
>WHOOP WHOOP

>>153235164
>PL is just shorthand for in the modern era so since Mou came to England
Something you've just made up

>>153235231
That complaining about arsenal winning with corners against low block playing shitters means means your very emotional in your reaction.

>>153235268
>massive
heh

>>153235275
still havent got a scooby

>>153235219
>cheat at set pieces
>flagrant time wasters
>thuggish no talent players who would rather throw elbows and lunge into tackles than play football
>hype up shitters like Bukrappo Sucka like they're the 2nd coming of Messi despite scoring 6 goals a year
>never their fault, every loss is because the referee wasn't from London
>afraid of the rain
>psychopathic, fraud, crybaby, billion pound spending, zero trophy winning manager who stands on the pitch and gets in fights with opposition players
>hide away in their gay general thread because if they have to read any of the above facts they get upset

>Sky Sports did a multiview stream for the women's league, but not the men's

What the fuck? Why did they stop doing these? All three games are on Sky anyway

>>153235307
woke gone mad

>>153235307
>Sky Sports did a multiview stream for the women's league
might as well combine what few numbers there are into one viewing

>>153235275
Under Wenger, people cried about Arsenal being too soft. Now they complain about Arsenal playing too ugly. The reality is that people just don't like Arsenal because their fans are black.

of course palace already conceded

>>153235117
Based Traore

>>153235361
so why don't people hate chelsea then
blacker

>>153235307
It's weird because there is a simulcast taking place, Hub Premier 1/Peacock/Sky Sport NZ are airing it

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lmaoooooooo

the dream is real. since the start of the year we've finally had not one, but 2 english managers get their chance at sky big six clubs, and doing great. and rosenior isn't just english, he's also BAME.

and yesterday rosenior beat nuno, now carrick is beating silva; and amorim was thoroughly exposed so the formerly desirable sun-kissed exotic portuguese managers are on the way out for the more calculated, cold-blooded english manager

2026 is the year of the english manager. now we just need Frank SACKED from spurs and replaced with lampard or southgate to bring it home

red card in brentford match

>>153235845
And Forest now

>>153235845
penalty for palace and red for neco williams too

brentford somehow scored lmao

>>153235884
kek why are they like this
might have got his hand with the studs but clearly an accident then he chimps out in retaliation

>>153235888
Jesus

>>153235884
nice acting

igor thiago is 24yo but somehow looks like he's been chainsmoking for the last 30 years

>>153235532
They're back...

>>153235933
dont take "ages" seriously if they're not from a real country
surely you should know that with that flag

>>153235963
based

>>153235963
kino

>>153235963
What a Save!

>>153235963
dyche's orders

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Imagine being Joao Pedro at this precise moment

>>153235949
people said i look like 5-6 years younger than my actual age though, they keep thinking i'm still a college dude even though i've been fresh out of college and working for the last 5 years

Apparently Isa Slot was seen crying in the stands last night as Konate bagged his kate goal. A touching moment for the Reds.

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Where the fuck is the United thread?

Any rumours on Graeme Le Saux's reported transfer to France?

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>>153235995

tammy scored damn

If the villa goal is given its definitely rigged

>>153236158
Hes the goat

>>153236158
HOWEVER

Goal disallowed. Tammy abraham is a garbage player. Villa cunts stay seething.

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>>153236172

>>153236158
Always rated him at least a little bit. I thought it was weird Chelsea got rid of him so easily. Does he have injury problems or were Chelsea just desperate for money?

Liverpool and United will overtake Aston Villa at this rate. What does Emery even bring aside from constant failure?

United are gonna win the league

City are starting a back 5 against spurs kek

>>153233046
would be better to pay for their tickets and then not use them at all. an empty seat is a disgruntled spurs fan. staying for 75 minutes is dumb. just watch the whole game in the pub

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i don't want yanited to be back, this needs to stop

>>153233046
making excuses already for not supporting their team lmao

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>>153236074
OMG TEH GUD LUK M8! XD

it's offffffff

Any1 got a livestream from Spurs' protest?

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>>153236407
sorry just some twitter screencaps

michael carrick

>>153236407
@ChangeForSpurs is the group so it'll be there if there is one but >>153236436 is likely accurate

ERA

liversissy is not going to like this

BC - Before Carrick

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>>153236554

I GOTTA FEELIN

NO WAY

Carrick Era

dave jinxed himself and will be replying to himself until the wee hours! oh no no no

>>153236294
They're fun though. Fun matches.

>>153236743
Umm...!

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>>153236697

>>153236743
You were saying?

how do you delete a post?

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pfuh

FERGIE TIME

>>153236765
>This photo is 13 years ago
Same match Young eat bird shit and United lost to Swansea

>>153236778
Dunno

THAT LAD IS GONNA GET A HAIRCUT

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>>153236806

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>united getting closer to villa

Villa's result will go underreported

Villa are probably the worst team I've seen this season

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don't run when it comes

>losing at home to 10 men
Emery doing an Amorim

>>153236893
b-but we're winning the league because all our fans are cunts and think we're a relevant football club

>>153235963
Should genuinely be a 6-month ban. No I won’t elaborate.

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poolsissies in a shambles

who's better than kelleher?

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Never in doubt

couldn't care less if arsenal win PL, their fans will just celebrate in their own containment thread anyway. so i'm rooting for spurs to win since i want my united to also compete for 2nd place.

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>>153236407
Yeah right here (just a couple of tits knocking around)

>>153236365
Seething.

>>153235963
based

>>153235963
justified

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You will not doubt us again.

Total and complete Davictory

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Comprehensive Dave Victory

American ABU was posting trannies in the matchy

Bruno Fernandes needs 9 assists in the next 14 games to break the Premier League assist record

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN LIVERSISSY?

Bruno might actually get that record if the forwards keep up this form

>Man United are actually going to win the league
good job retards look what you've done now

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THE BIG SIX

>>153237090

>cuck draws and losing to 10 man neverton

alternate universe united bros...

Mad how Fulham only got into the game because Ugarte came on kek

>>153237117
ugarte subs to united is like kilman subs to west ham
not 100% their fault but game seems to go against them when they get subbed in, and of course their managers still keep doing this

>>153237129
The scousers will disown him for this

If United beat Spurs and West Ham I'll be Carrick IN

>>153237129
He has a point. Someone get the frogs on the line and tell them to dust off the guillotine

>>153237136
>execute the royal family
>scousers won't approve
u wot

>>153237129
antisemitic tosh

>>153237129
fernandon't scorres never misses

>>153237129
>attacking the liverpool faithful
OH NO

great result for the trans community

>>153237165
in the civil war the norf and catholics were on the side of the king (catholic wife) and the souf and puritans were on the side of parliament

>>153237230
going way back for this one

>>153237238
not really those are the normal lines
progressive south on the side of parliament traditional north on the side of the king

Manure needed PGMOL to help them beat Fulham?!

How did Villa lose that?

>>153237090
>man yanited will steal 3rd place from "title challengers" ashiton villel
the brummies won't like this one bit they wont

ofcourse liversissy thinks being given a penalty has nothing to do with PGMOL

>>153237270
This is what they mean by "Man United DNA".

Never a penalty for Fulham btw Arsenal trying to rig it

Does Xavi Simmons always look like he's on the verge of tears?

>>153236954
OH NOEZ I LOST TEH MILYUN TEEHEE SO RANDUM XD
Die, potatoboy

AND THE SPURS FANS GO WILD
GET IN CITY

>>153237299
sounds like someone who has never had the balls to put his money where his mouth is

>+9 minutes
>plays on until 102' for no reason
damn that ref helping United by letting Fulham keep attacking

>>153235147
Leicester and Liverpool won the league more recently than Manchester United and are more relevant than Manchester United? Wow

>>153237270
cope and sneed george

>VARcucked out of a penalty, score on the free kick anyways
>disallowed Fulham goal was miles offside
>Fulham gets soft ass penalty late in game
>refs added an extra 10 years to injury time, Fulham still can't salvage a point

>>153236655
Kek You've only gone and done him

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>>153237341
Uncle Case couldn't believe what he was looking at one some of those VAR screens.

PGMOL rigging and Lammens STILL can't keep a clean sheet, what a horrendous signing

>>153237396
Miles offside and never a penalty. God proved it by permitting Sesko to score a minute later.

>>153237396
Prevented over 1xG with his saves, xG is a bullshit statistic when people use it for "we had more xG so we should have won" but it is pretty good to show if a goalie put on a worldie. Banana or Bayindir lose this 3-4, Heaton probably manages 3-3 draw.

>>153237396
They got taken to the cleaners by Fulham and the refs decided to intervene for United's sake, typical rigging

AW and the ABUs really hate Lammens because Onana was like a gift from god for them.

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>oh my word cunt look at his blimey xG!!! I need my Peter Schmeichel to concede goals and do the opposite job of a goalkeeper!!
Put another shrimp on the barbie lad

>>153237129
BASED

lammens is a gift from God to ABUs too, you know manure will concede when he's between the sticks

>defending champions
>half a billy
>6th
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Spent all morning doing his "arsewog" character
>Now moved on to his "dave" character
Genuinely tragic individual.Does he have any life outside of this website?

>a goalkeeper is good when he doesn't keep goals out of his net
spurs logic

Liverpudlians girlfriend makes forty a month on onlyfans

>>153237550
You fancy Lemmens or somet mate can't keep him out your head got a bit of Kylie going on

>>153237556
At that rate by next season they'll be able to afford him a half decent cuck chair

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>>153237579
>>153237556
Enough

Comprehensive Dave Victory.