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>>153212061
Nice poof
[spoiler]and the footstool ain't bad either[/spoiler]

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Team easy on wildcard when

>>153212121
Kamping Kitsch Klub extra’s

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Remking sisters, we're so back

>>153212304
Inshallah he will cook this season.

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Maybe not paying attention here, but the seethe is absolutely insane. No, the tour doesn't need a team who's main appeal is a youtube channel with less than 100k sub

>>153212443
Its completely insane. I unironically think its payed fud.

>>153212443
le hecking wholesome murder sprinter man

>>153212443
but in seriousness Bas probably has long fingers being an influencer and all sweettalking the journo’s, articles are everywhere

>>153212443
Caja Rural being invited to the tour is the real crime here. What a waste. They'll proceed to do absolutely fuck all.

>>153212443
invite Caja Urban instead

>>153212593
Nuh uh, they deserve to be there. Le hecking SoMe team needs to prove that they are more than a retirement home.

>>153212443
Yeah I'm just happy that Reddit the team wasn't invited

>>153212593
a team that goes into breaks >>> another failed has been sprinter train

>>153212629

Don't care about greenstreets but I would've liked to see Poels at another TdF, always enjoyed the lad and think this might be his last year.

>>153212720
Damn didn’t knew he was in rockets now

>>153212751

Honestly would've preferred if they went with a more combatif roster focused on Poels/Lafay and similar riders, but I can understand getting Greenstreets+Reijnders to pad points.

>>153212773
yeah greenstreets is solid sign for points

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This coming sunday The Kingdom of Denmark will be the EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS of the great game of HANDBALL and not a single bert will care.

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Lmao

>>153212900
Kinda the same as americans being champions in american football.

Is that stupid endchan thing going to work or not. I don't even know how to behave on 4/cyc/

>>153212900
I would care if we didn't become absolute garbage in the last 5 years. Imagine 40m people not being able to field 10 guys who can compete.

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>>153213764
delet right now

>>153214113
I had forgotten endchan. Are you berts cozy over there?

>>153214128
We are, it can smell of a bit of a cool kid club but it is mostly old people club who do not care too much about much but their favorite spot, few tourists, no schizos and replayability.
And you can post 5 images in one post, and you can post the same image unlimited amount of times and no stupid fucking captcha.

In handball my league is too reliant on Kielce and Płock, it is like Real and Barcelona in the golden years, they have too big of a budget, too many foreign guys, the rest of the league plays for third, my town used to be decent but since my high school friend stepped of the GM function they dipped.

>>153214120
UCI would call cx "worldwide" as well because they force the riders to go to america for a few races. It's not because it's organized worldwide that people care worldwide.
I have never in my life met anyone that plays or watches Handball.

>>153214182
>And you can post 5 images in one post, and you can post the same image unlimited amount of times and no stupid fucking captcha.
So you can spam harder is what you're saying?
At least when the site is not down from 2 kids testing their loic?

>>153214182
miss u guys, do cross post the funniest frogs if you can when you visit

>>153214200
Because you're not in a competitive country. I fucked a blonde belgian (Limburg) with a fat ass once, she played handball. For some shithole town like Bocholt I think.

>>153214113
.net works

Handball is even more of a boomer spot than cycling. Never met anyone under the age of 40 who watches that shit.

>>153214222
There are like 15 regular posters, the biggest spam is I don't know, Bért window shopping bikes in the morning or Autismbert going through 5 stages of grief over his velogoombling team.
It's fine.
>>153214227
Don't know if we can allow the Venezuelan thief have any.
>>153214260
Now it all works, usually the alias doesn't change shit. Better ask that gulasbert some questions.

>>153212443
people are just seething because the kit looks like the tranny flag and they want that in the tour

>>153212900
Yup. If it were the women's teams my response would be different though, perhaps. Handball is the one sport that I enjoy the women's version of far better; men play so fast it hurts my brain to follow the situation.

>>153214200
Really? In Germany there's a decent density of clubs. Not nearly as popular as soccer and I don't think popularity is on the rise, but still. It was even part of my PE classes in school.

>>153214862
It is ze Führers favourite Schport after all.

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UCI World Championships Cyclocross Hulst 2026 (CM)

11:05 CET Women Junior
Startlist: https://cyclocross24.com/files/pdf/startlist/2025-2026/uci-world-championships-hulst-women-junior-2026.pdf

13:10 CET Men U23
Startlist: https://cyclocross24.com/files/pdf/startlist/2025-2026/uci-world-championships-hulst-men-u23-2026.pdf

15:10 Women Elite
Startlist: https://cyclocross24.com/files/pdf/startlist/2025-2026/uci-world-championships-hulst-women-elite-2026.pdf
Live stats: https://cx.procyclingstats.com/race/world-championship/2026/we/live

Lap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcb31gaBbLU

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Sporza / NOS / L'Equipe / Rai / RVE / TV2 / Česká televize / Flobikes

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AlUla Tour (2.Pro)
Stage 5 (Final)
AlUla Old Town - Skyviews of Harrat Uwayrid
163.9km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/alula-tour/2026/startlist

GC after stage 4:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/alula-tour/2026/stage-4-gc

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/alula-tour/2026/stage-5/live

Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / L'Equipe / FloBikes
12:30 CET

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Trofeo Andratx - Pollença (1.1)
Andratx - Mirador d'Es Colomer
147.8km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/trofeo-pollenca-port-d-andratx/2026/startlist

Roadbook:
https://www.vueltamallorca.com/descargas/CATALOGO-CH-MASCULINA.pdf

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/trofeo-pollenca-port-d-andratx/2026/result/live

Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl00c3WAEVA
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / RTVE
14:30 CET

>>153212574
Thankfully, ASO doesn't give a single fuck. Grandma probably doesn't know what instagram is

>>153217235
bless her

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>>153217223
Manifesting a victory for Britain's Puck PETERSON

Who here thinks cycling is clean?

>>153217453
What does that mean

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Do you think he browsed /cyc/?

He still does

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>>153217525
>emailing people 4chin links

>>153217525
probably just a /pol/ fag

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lmao. especially funny since no one in Pune GT got food poisoning despite much speculations

>>153217707
Dutch food is poison

>>153217525
>mfw we played velodrama with the great Jeff

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>>153217231
>The opening 26 kilometers of the race, a loop towards Port d’Andratx, were ultimately cancelled due to strong winds.

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>>153217948
it's gonna be a record year innit

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should be easy enough Revol win

XC is so weird
>use this device that is not very capable to scale this arbitrary man made course
>no you cannot make the device more capable
>uncapableness is a feature not a bug

>>153212304
My PR: 24 and change. It seems like I've never gone full gas on that side.

>>153218125
wrong X

>>153218125
>why cant marathon runners use rollerblades?

>>153218168
How come?

>>153217525
Jeff disappeared then American schizo turns up. Coincidence? I think not

>>153218298
XC ≠ CX

comicale

>>153218343
I see my mistake. Anyway its weird.
Just now some poor loli crashed into the barriers. I couldve saved her.

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eye on a road, miss

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any requests?

Revol in difficulty! big win for Bukovska possibly

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>>153218361

it's happening, Bertacek bros

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Bukovska wins! Revol humbled

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Proud of the girls, no wonder Bukovska won "czech pedalist of the year" ahead of even the likes of VACEK

>>153217514
>What does that mean
what are they doping these guys with?
I think Evenepoel went to Red Bull because they have better "doctors"
Imo they're all on PED's but the doses are low enough to not raise suspicion with doping control. The power these guys can output day in day out is superhuman.

>>153218441
>best cyclists in the world are good at cycling
What is an acceptable level of power?

>>153218456
Fertile

Whats all this jazz about a ripped anus in AlUla?

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>>153218452
>What is an acceptable level of power?
Evenepoel casually doing 7W/kg during that climb and then ride solo for 50km the day after he won a TTT is very sus don't you think? Sure he's probably still one of the best in the peloton, but I think his new team has better doctor and access to more exotic drugs. Remco wants beat Pogacar. But Pogacar is doping, but it can't be proven and no one wants to prove it because no one wants a scandal (bad for business). So the only way to beat Pogacar is figure out how to dope as much as he does.

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>>153218626

>>153218624
No I don't think
6.4 W/kg is like running a 4 minute mile 60 years ago. Any sub elite jobber can do that today

>>153218675
Maybe on a good day if you're fresh. But the pros do this after 4-5 hours of racing in zone 2. And in TDF they do this 3 weeks straight. Unnatural.

>>153217736
The WC is more or less on the border. It's not unlikely they're in a Belgian hotel.

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>>153217690
Indeed

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>>153214862
>>153214200
>Handball
It's really huge in my area, and even in my bubble. Also for the girls.
But not for me.

And I will be angry if retard Christen does something today.

Lmao, Dutch commenter Bobbie on AlUla:
>i have some other out of the box ideas about the sport in general
other commenter doesnt ask him about it, moves on even though nothing is happening. How often does it happen these commenters secretly hate each other?

>>153217980
man dont even joke about that, im absolutely devastaded, my parents house surroundings, where i grew up, looks like gaza
no one has water, electricity or telephones around there

>>153218919
peak 90's
doesn't get any better

He's actually running for the line!

>>153218980
>be portubro
>import fire tree from Australia as cash crop
>turns country into desolate Australian wasteland
>portubro sad
could've been avoided bro

waar lil grug?

VIEZZI DSQ

>>153219056
were we even treated with the glass building this year? or is that one in Oman?

>>153219020
he's elite this year

Can I get a QRD on this Tietema Rose Rockets team?

People are sperging out that they're owed a TdF spot because they post bideos on YouTube?

wtf is wrong with the british CX commentator constantly wheezing super loud like a retard

>>153219093
basically, yes. they thought they could game the system by registering themselves as french team, sign a couple french riders and washed former TdF stage winners. didn't work so well in the end.

>>153219097
I had to switch to czech one, he also sounds drunk

also SPARFEL got DOXXED rather quickly

>>153219062
it's definitely in S.Arabia.

>>153219117
you are right
https://www.experiencealula.com/en/places-to-go/maraya

>>153219005
this has nothing to do with forest fires
180km/h winds fuck everything, even power lines
but I agree, every aussie shit should be forbidden on sight, nothing good ever came from that god forsaken island

>Well done to Fatkobsen
Why

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>>153219093
They are the good (pizza delivery) boys.

>>153219139
another day when he didn't retire (he should)

Why is everyone at like 50 rpm. Why not have a bigger gear for these climbs

>>153219027
>washed at 19

>>153219097
vaxxed

23% PWOAR

cool rampa

>>153219133
oh didn't realize you were specifically talking about storms. Sorry to hear bro

Dune rampa

Voisard lachee

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Voisard in difficulty

>>153219062
Oman mainly does traditional architecture. They don't want to compete with the emirates.

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Dockx wins. great success for Microsoft Office family

Hatherley lachee

What the FUCK

>Mauri retarded climbing style
unmistakable

>Christen
L0L

>Christen again showing off his single digit IQ

UAE Kwabs

De koers is van ons

>>153218762
They're also not dropping the name or location of the hotel on Sporza, so very likely it's in Belgium.

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>>153219209
heh, my boy garden gnome, he just needs more time

is there a way to dope a brain? UAE need to do something for Christen

>>153219215
Wat zegt de Cauwer?
Ik moet het doen met HBO max rapaille

>attacked behind the car
DQ him

>>153219204
>>153219230
kwab and apologize

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>>153219188
top 10

>>153219233
he will fuck it up anyways

>>153219229
Ben de modderfiets aan het kijken, makker

hello WADA, this Munton guy is pas normal

>>153219243
meh

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Christen wins. Volta superstar Munton 2nd

Dune war drums at finish

I always knew Christen would win

>>153219260
>Volta veteran
every time

>>153219234
Arthurreke from the farmer with the small Dutch v and not the belgian capital V? Dutch blood like kwab van earth?

uaewinslol
on pace to beat last year record

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top 10. Vinokurov was the real secret pick of this race. who knew

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>the longest bike change

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>>153219234

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>>153219287
final GC

>>153219224
>is there a way to dope a brain? UAE need to do something for Christen
perhaps in this case, lobotomy could have beneficial results

Bro 2026 will be UAE's annus horribilis I swear bro just wait for the spring classics bro

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>>153219294
A rightfully served DSQ

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absolutely delusional take lmao

>>153219323
I thought nobody cared about that team but apparently there's an army of these people

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>>153219308
real final GC

>>153219329
I honestly don't understand the appeal

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>>153219323
Bas Tettenma should do another YT challenge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl00c3WAEVA

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>>153217231
we live in Majorca

>>153219218
They dropped it, hotel Serwir in Santa Claus (Belgium)

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kinda smooth

>>153219346
english version
https://streamsports99.su/live-tv/TNT%20Sports%205__gb

Why is everyone acting as if Grug will take the record this WC when he will still have to share it with FOX Mary Anne for a whole year even if he wins this?

>>153219323
delusional retard

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>>153219359

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Bora boys on a move

>>153218624
IIRC those numbers were more or less based on the performances of supposedly clean riders like LeMond 40 years ago. A lot has changed since then, training, nutrition, equipment. I don't find it inconceivable that all of that should enable significantly better performances. Also genetics are hugely important and rare freaks of nature exist. Though all that might only be part of it and they all could still be doped to the gills.
>over a ~20-40 minute climb
This was only a ~16 minute climb, which puts it "only" in the top ~200 all time (according to Lanterne Rouge). And it was a relatively short one day race, dry, not too hot, not too cold, low altitude. The TTT yesterday was very short, not even half an hour, that's not hard to recover from. All in all, basically ideal conditions.
Pog did 7 W/kg for 40 minutes, in a much longer stage with twice as many vertical meters, in excruciating heat and at altitude, after two weeks of GT racing (Plateau de Beille 2024).

>>153219323
>Tour de France without teams
But that's how it was in the beginning and it was KINO?

PWOAR Remceau master tactician Al'Hamdulliah

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we live with the ladies at WK veldrijden

>Remco seething
we're truly back

>>153219527
I visited Mallorca once before I got into cycling. Was terrifying just to drive there considering how narrow all the roads are and the trucks bombing around blind turns against either sheer cliffs or drops

How is this a cycling destination when the cagey problem is so awful there

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Cant looming in the background

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holding me breath for Avocado

>>153219559
cagey problem is bad everywhere. at least Majorca got climate and climbs going on for it

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hopping isn't always beneficial looks like

Alavarado is such a wattlet, it's tragic

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>brandwinslol

the only chance if hag will fall into a pond

Neffcowardly assassinates brave Zemanova
Brand wins
Puck humbled

>puck
>>153219647
Got the other angle?

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>>153219647

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Caserolle KWAB

Die moto moet daar weg Michel

Fem would have won

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lol wtf

wew, I'm nervous now

roid rage

RATTLED

Assassination of a lelgian by a coward Zemanova

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>>153219712

>>153219718
>>153219723

DSQ

KWAB

>>153219723
Bakkeresque

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>>153219723

well, it's over. hag won

>>153219723
Iserbytesque...

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/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2026 GC
after
ALULA TOUR

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>>153219757
tumbling down

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>>153219757

downside of racing against shitters is that if you lose, you become a laughingstock

>>153219757
who won today's stage in the desert?

Lelgians absolutely mogged

>>153219781
Me

>woe c'est moi

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>Push a rider and now I'm sad.

>>153219802
>why do they persecute me so?

>>153219802
concussed.com

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>>153219802
>mfw hag wins again

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hag wins

Die motos Michel

Didn't even show Puck dropping Vas.

>>153219842
vas slipped

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blatant moto drafting

>>153219811
the lelgian cries out in pain as she strikes you

Attaque Evenepoel but doesn't seem to stick yet

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Remco wins

Evenepoel wins again! 3 wins in a row, you'd call that " hat - trick " haha

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>>153219831
top 10

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the haggest hag of them all

>>153219802
The absolute nation state of Belgium

>>153219906
grug would almost belong to this table too after tomorrow if he were a f*mme

it was probably 100% the right decision for evenepoel to cut his contract short and join bora

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mr. UCI spotted

>>153219929
Unfortunately Quickstep was of two minds...Belgian classics and GT ambitions

>>153219929
>probably 100%
Which part of Tollembeek are you from, Urbain?

>>153219987
I'm 38 and she looks at least 15 years old

>>153219987
based queen

>Needing to be motopaced to drop a runner with 0 pro wins on the final climb.

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They're going to break 100 this year, aren't they?

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>>153219881
top 10

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>>153220038
a bit ridiculous, but it wasn't Remco's fault there's so many of these motos around

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keking at this picture for velo article. kinda reminds me of postrock album covers

>>153220103
jesus

>>153220103
Remco looks skelly here.

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tick-tock, Pog

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>evenepoel with mental clarity and a winter to prepare without having to recover from a near lethal crash or a postman causing his crash

>>153219929
>>153220426
You guys realise he was doing the exact same things with Quickstep right? Winning your Figueiras Champions classics and whatnot. If anything he looks a bit worse this season

>>153220500
shhh, let them believe

omloop fever

>>153220500
I'm all for stronger Remco. makes things more entertaining. imagine how overconfident he will feel soon.

>>153220553
Alright but there's nothing to suggest he actually improved yet. We'll have to wait for UAE Tour against Vingegaard and Del Toro

>>153220605
of course not. the only things that matters is how he feels about himself. what I like about Remco it's always fun to watch him race whatever he wins or loses. truly a generational talent.

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who wore it better?

>>153220867
we're about to witness supernova in this season

>>153220867
NYS Tibo'ke imho

>>153220605
>Alright but there's nothing to suggest he actually improved yet.
he destroys pog on short, high intensity sessions as demonstrated in the last TT. I think that the reason he couldn't keep up with pog in a road race is because he doesn't have pog's base. Because of his fall last winter, he's had no time to steadily build up that base. He had to race as soon as he could. This season he's had whatever aerobic conditioning he's built from last year as well as this winter. So has he improved? No doubt. Also add that he's in a better team now and probably has access to more exclusive "medical staff" now.
I am 100% convinced that Remco's biggest handicap is himself. He's too emotional whereas pog is just steady and always solid. Remco is easily shook by little things, whereas pog keeps calm and has a great poker face.
If Remco learns to stay calm and is given the time to build up his aerobic endurance over a couple of steady years like pog has... they're probably very close. I honestly believe Remco has the potential to be physically better, but pog still has the edge on him mentally/emotionally

>>153220940
you should apply for a job at sporza king

>>153220867
So he is actually turning heel this season.

>>153221000
He doesn't have a drunk driving habit and isn't an exhibitionist, he'll never get hired.

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>>153220940
remco simply has more fast twitch fibers in his legs. And his leg to torso ratio is a lot better than pog as well even though his quads are bigger than pog's. Remco literally hasn't been able to build a massive base endurance over the last 2 years. He's had multiple very serious injuries that required long recovery which resulted in losing his endurance. If he has a couple injury free years, he can build a base that can compete with pog. No doubt about that. He's very close to beating him. The question is... will remco beat himself again before he can beat pog?

>>153221098
>He doesn't have a drunk driving habit and isn't an exhibitionist, he'll never get hired
I can work on that

>>153220867
Reminds me of Eminem. Pogacar's slightly longer tufts were like a canary, showing that he is not that doped.

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heh

>Belgians shitting their pants in anticipation of MVDP becoming 8 time champion
pottery

Go check out Pogi's latest Instagram post if you're in the mood for dying from cringe

>>153220940
Top tier Belgian cope

>>153220940
Beautiful

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>>153221472
he eatin good

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>>153222167
I'm going to get yelled at for this but I prefer my steaks medium.

>>153217707
>no one in Pune GT got food poisoning despite much speculations
I assume everybody was on highest alert there. In Belgium they felt safe and let down their guard.

>>153222209

It's a dreadful cuisson even if you order it rare.

A cut that fatty should be medium-rare at the least. All that unrendered fat is just going to be gross.

>>153217707
>europe has become so heavily jeeted that it's safer to eat food in india now

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Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Men (1.UWT)
Geelong - Geelong
182.3km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/great-ocean-road-race/2026/startlist

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/great-ocean-road-race/2026/result/live

Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / SBS
1:30 CET

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UCI World Championships Cyclocross Hulst 2026 (CM)

11:05 CET Men Junior
Startlist: https://cyclocross24.com/files/pdf/startlist/2025-2026/uci-world-championships-hulst-men-junior-2026.pdf

13:10 CET Women U23
https://cyclocross24.com/files/pdf/startlist/2025-2026/uci-world-championships-hulst-women-u23-2026.pdf

15:10 Men Elite
Startlist: https://cyclocross24.com/files/pdf/startlist/2025-2026/uci-world-championships-hulst-men-elite-2026.pdf
Live stats: https://cx.procyclingstats.com/race/world-championship/2026/me/live

Lap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcb31gaBbLU

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Sporza / NOS / L'Equipe / Rai / RVE / TV2 / Česká televize / Flobikes

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Trofeo Palma (1.1)
Marratxí - Palma
158.3km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/trofeo-palma/2026/startlist

Roadbook:
https://www.vueltamallorca.com/descargas/CATALOGO-CH-MASCULINA.pdf

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/trofeo-palma/2026/result/live

Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8mbfxhVjLI
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / RTVE
12:30 CET

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Grand Prix Cycliste de Marseille La Marseillaise (1.1)
Marseille (Château-Gombert) - Marseille
145.8km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/gp-d-ouverture/2026/startlist

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/gp-d-ouverture/2026/result/live

Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT
14:30 CET

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>>153220103

>>153222377
The season opener

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>>153222260
Who cares, all that matters is MEAT MEAT MEAT.

>>153222377
the true start of the cycling season

>>153222167
Getting a quick worm infestation to start the season off.

>>153220867
It's another tactic not to get recognised

>>153221472
You can see him doing 430W while recording with one hand. He's in good form

>>153222779
Honestly I doubt most cyclists ever get recognised in public. If anything they get bothered when they are in their full kit on their bikes.

Horner's son fights for his hair much better than his dad

Rondel dopage

>>153222209
Agree. Fatty cut like a ribeye or strip steak is great at medium to render fat. Filet okay for medium rare.

>>153222167
A playlist to rival Mr Froome's

>>153222167
hes on his way to being a Vonderplanitz chad.
>>153222589
>germ vs terrain theory
the "worms" only thrive in a filthy environment, theyre literally cleaning his guts for him.

>>153222850
I have seen LOOCKX Lander, STUYVEN Jasper, and HOOLE Daan in the street and recognised them. Also NYS Sven but that was at a race his son was at, so not really in the wild. Of course I don't bother these people thoughever.
>>153225016
At least froomedawg is african.

the spanish lassie race also got jonas'd

>>153214227
Besides, it is not like there is a sekrit password otherwise you're not getting in, the club is pretty open, you can even pick a fake flag.
>>153219767
RUN Rusbert, I will keep them busy, RUN AAAaaa, the got me..

>>153225272
was he wearing anything cycling related or did you really see a guy on the street and thought "holy shit that's lander LOOCKX my favourite conti shitter".

>>153225797
>not recognizing your favorite rides immediately from their body posture and movements
ngmi bert

>>153225824
i am more criticizing the favourite runner being LOOCKX.

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>>153225847
ah carry on

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>gloats about beating Poopenscharter FC

Exactly how out of touch is this little nigga?

>>153225892
Love this little git. Used to hate him, but now I just enjoy his antics.

>>153219559
>Good roads
>nice terrain for cycling
>good weather in spring and fall for cycling
>hardly any traffic outside the peak summer tourist season
>even during peak season the traffic is on a couple main roads that you wouldn't ride on anyway
You can go for ages without even seeing a car on most rides.

>>153225797
I lived in his area for a while and it was not too long after his legendary cheese win, so his face was freshly in the memory. Sadly never met other local hero VAN MECHELEN Vlad.

>>153226682
understandable

Lundbros are we finally unfrauded?

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>1.UWT

>>153218624
this is such nonsense. I know people who train under 12h a week and can do over 6w/kg for 20min. the idea that the best riders in the world couldn't do 7w/kg is laughable.

>>153232164
easy 400 UCI points

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>>153219260
Yo! I know a guy...

>>153232224
>this is such nonsense. I know people who train under 12h a week and can do over 6w/kg for 20min. the idea that the best riders in the world couldn't do 7w/kg is laughable.
You do realize that PED use is rather common in fitness circles, don't you? And besides, 6w/kg for 20minutes is perfectly within the realm of achievable. Most well trained individuals who have a natural talent for endurance sports can achieve that. And that's the point. Doing 7w/kg for an hour after 5 hours of racing is just crazy.

Besides, 6w/kg for 20 minutes (on its own) isn't that hard. It takes a few months of interval training and proper recovery. But 7w/kg for 1 hour after 5 hours requires superhuman ability. Have you ever been on a bike for 5 hours in the upper range of zone 2? Do you know what that feels like? Imagine doing 7w/kg for an hour while you feel like that. If you believe that's natural or due to better nutrition, I think you're naive.

>>153232164
matthew kwab

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>>153232461
>6w/kg for 20 minutes (on its own) isn't that hard. It takes a few months of interval training

>>153232224
btw; Sallet has actually done a study where he microdosed athletes with EPO. Their performance increased by 6% while passing drug tests.
There's also a bunch of new stuff that isn't on the naughtly list yet
>>153232547
>6w/kg
if you're naturally gifted, have been riding for some years, and properly train intervals for 2 months with adequate recovery. If you step on the bike at your peak, completely fresh, you will push 6w/kg for 20minutes.

But if you try to push 6w/kg for 20minutes after a 5 hour ride, you will fail.

Do you understand the difference?

>>153232580
At first I thought it was a bad troll but you might actually be retarded

16 year old from NZ ran a 3:48 mile yesterday and y'all are impressed by some 50kg nerd doing 300W for 20 minutes

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>>153232878
>already with the roid acne
it's over

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grande Filippo on his way to recreate /cyc/'s favorite meme

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pure comedy

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>>153233240

Grande bros?

oh no