>>153226076
where is drake's right hand?

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Ben Johnson should've gone to the Jets so I could've made "Bennie and the Jets" jokes all year

Oilers

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>tfw sister-in-law privately told my wife she thinks I'm autistic and told her not to tell me

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It's Darnoldmania out there gang!

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>>153226076
Who do you all listen to for football content? My go to guys are Chris Simms and Greg Cosell but I also like to listen to ThatFranchiseGuy and I listen to a lot of call ins to local radio in NYC and Chicago. It's getting harder to listen to the big national shows because they all speak in general terms and don't really talk a ton about what the teams actually need to do strategically to win the game, they just say shit you or me already say here.

>>153226145
soggy ass bun

>>153226076
>maye is anakin
Does that mean Maye will fall to The Dark Side?

>>153226176
I used to listen to Cowherd around 2018-2021 back when he actually had focused 3-8 minute segments regarding a specific topic, but in the past few years he's done this extremely fucking lazy podcast style of videos where he just dumps hour long videos online and vaguely alludes to their topics and it's just endless chatter from that random mystery meat mexican rando he has on there now. It's unwatchable. I usually just come here for NFL news now.

>>153226203
Yeah but he's playing against the self-proclaimed The Dark Side (seahawks defense) in the superbowl.

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The Patriots are going to win, aren't they?

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The coach should wear a uniform with a jersey number

>>153226176
For team content (Commanders), I keep up with the John Keim report

>>153226176
I listen to my local radio interview the coach for 20 minutes every week, first things first, and the occasional cowherd and eisensen but it's mostly just stuff the youtube recommends me.

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>>153226214
nobody says this

they fined woolen $17,398 for the taunting penalty

KWABFL

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RUSSELL WILSON BROS
LET'S FLY TO THE ISLAND
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA01028055.pdf

>>153226203
What is her skin condition called?

>>153226338
If the Seahawks lost they would've lynched his blackass outside of Lumen field.

>>153226348
football?

>>153226343
>rich people like to party with one another
nothingburger

>>153226171
impressive buttplug

Super Bowl match up is set:
>Seahawks will beat the Patriots
This week:
>WELL ACKTUAKLLY the Pats COULD beat the Seahawks
Next week:
>The Patriots will DEMOLISH the Seahawks

hawks

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>>153226176
nflstockexchange, check the mic, pro football focus

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>>153226343
GENOBROS NOT LIKE THIS

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>>153226343
holy based

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Conquered and defeated.

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>>153226470
It's a baseball conference actually

>>153226176
There are some small YouTuber autsists who cover my team that actually know ball and go over film.
First Things First for entertainment purposes

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>>153226343
now post the one where JE talks about the Saints winning the super bowl before they actually won it

>>153226396
I'm just disappointed that we're playing the Seahawks. If we were playing the Rams I'd be so fucking nervous right now and talking so much shit. If we were playing the Bears, I'd be having so much fun posting right now. Packers, I'd want revenge for Bledsoe.

I just feel nothing for the Seahawks. There's no stakes. If they beat us, I'll barely care. It's one of the few times where I don't feel nervous about losing. I do want to win and think we will but there's just no real stakes here.

I wanted Stafford to lose and he did but now I kinda wish he beat the Seahawks because then the owl would have felt like a must win situation.

>>153226378
Yes, that's closely related to football.

Darnold can't possibly fuck this up right? All he has to do is not throw 4 picks. If the sawks keep maye in check and run the ball (maybe) they might do it?

What level of bullshit would sneed to happen for the pats win here?

>>153226502
Yeah, I do. And then I remember you faggots kept pushing politics in football anyways and the black national anthem and all this other stupid shit. And now that politics is firmly a part of football, something that fucking nobody wanted, you're crying because other people are shoving their political causes in. Something YOU retarded kneeling faggots started.

>>153226509
>What level of bullshit would sneed to happen for the pats win here?
Unironically concussions

won't be watching the owl
NFL is too fucking pozzed

>>153226569
Outside of their military support, not really. Not in the way it is now.

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He's getting Maxx from Kubiak btw

>>153226604
>Going from winning an owl to the raiders
At what point do you just stay another year and get a better team like the Bengals to buccs to coach

>>153226502
He’s got a point. Why punish Kaepernick for expressing pro-jewish ideology but them turn around and let another player express pro-jewish ideology on the field?

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>babe is the super ball on tomorrow

>>153226643
Raiders have actual football people calling the shots now, it's not Mark Davis doing it anymore. Raiders are gonna be a playoff team next season.

>>153226716
I'm 25 and never had a girlfriend. I'm afraid this is what i'll have to settle with in my 30s.

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>>153226597
You're a Ravens fan, can you tell me if Terrence Cody was a solid player or not? I remember him at Bama but I didn't follow his career afterwards very much.

>>153226727
Why not meet a slightly fat girl who is really nice and lose weight together? I'm guessing you're not exactly Mr. Fitness yourself. There's plenty of girls like that out there who are way more enjoyable to be around than the super hot sluttos and they will be much more devoted than a thot would be.

Just a suggestion. I think too many people approach dating in hoping someone is already a finished product when they should be aiming for someone very "coachable" with good fundamentals where you can both work together to improve yourselves and each other.

>>153226089
if you had the chance to cup a GOAT cheek you would

>>153226176
Ryback talk

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Kek I was wondering if Tom Brady was in the emails, then i remembered he already has his own son to kiss on the lips

>>153226076
I wonder how Mac Jones feels about this kek. People briefly talked about him being Brady's successor but Drake Maye made it to the owl and Brady seems to have taken a shine to the kid in a way he never did for Mac Jones. Brady clearly knew Mac was shit while Drake has promise.

Which team is the Sydney Sweeney of the NFL?

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>>153226744
>>153226643
>>153226604
Kubiak needs that draft capital! Make it happen John!

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>>153226716

Don't you guys love Halftime Faptime? (Girls FTW!)

>>153226954
Seahawks

>>153226954
>astroturfed industry plant
gotta be the Rams

>>153226176
local radio shows are the best place

>>153226784
Whoa buddy. Cool it w/ the reasonable posts.

>>153226999
Checked and true.

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KINO
I
N
O

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How good was he really?

>>153227039
Goths don't work out and treat their bodies like shit.
She'd probably complain her hips hurt if she got on top.
Give me tommy.

>>153227111
I'd say lead horse.

>>153226395
Based Max

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When you see these, it means you’re about to hear the unsolicited opinion of an absolute ball-knower

>>153227152
These just look like sneakers to me because I'm not gay or black.

>>153226727
>afraid
Shit, this is kino. Imagine how good the bjs are

>>153226954
Redskins

I don’t understand why Kevin Harlan, who is the GOAT commentator, likes to waste his talent on apehoop

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Sorry dunces, I don't care about your gut feelings or subjective opinions. Talk to me once you know how to calculate EPA and DVOA, and don't you dare make an argument in NFL jenny without having the PFF grades to back it up.

>dead genny
You guys seriously watch wrassling?

>>153227283
Kwesi was fired because of pff.

>>153227283
Shouldn’t you be looking for a job Kwesi?

>>153226076
We love Kay here
We hate Mina here

>>153227218
Joe Davis is better

>>153227340
trip on, kiwipussy.

College football is vastly better now with NIL and playoffs, how does the NFL plan to compete?

Patrick Mahomes 2022 Season is the Most Valuable QB MVP of all time.

I already forgot about Fattie Mchomo

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Yeah, I think Jones will make this defense world class

So who is pick number 1 in a league wide redraft?

Bruh Tariq Woolen is going to end up on the Rasm I just fucking know it

>>153227466
Ryback

This thread has slowed down so much. The end of the season is nigh.

>>153227466
Shedeur sanders it we took out all pretext

>>153227422
Niners watching the Seahawks win a superbowl in their stadium

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>>153227504
>Sam's o-face as he Supermans his hoe

>>153227465
I hope so bro

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Ryback

who the FUCK is ryback

>>153227622
Some wrestler
The meme is schizo-tier

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>>153227622
> he didn’t know ryback

>Chiefs dynasty finally ends
>AFC wide open now that Brady and Mahomes aren't there
>Patriots make the super bowl again
wtf is wrong with the AFC

>>153227667
Soulless, like a modern day Gibson or Harley Davidson

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>>153227654
> he doesn’t rate ryback

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>>153226343
We knew Russ was a weirdo but this is the cherry on top of the shit cake.

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>Last night, in the basement of a shady pizza parlor, a select committee of experts, analysts, and people why may or may not be on the Epstein list, fought and toil and burned the midnight oil...

>>153226343
>No mention of high knees
fake

The Bills with a Brees era offense is a fever dream.

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What happened to him?

>>153226343
Russell "Baby Kisser" Wilson. Even when he got a super bowl I still liked Matt more.

is this the most underwhelming Super Bowl in the modern era? literally nobody is talking about it, nobody cares.

>>153227871
yeah

>>153227871
at least since ravens giants in 2001. Even rams Bengals was way better than this

>>153227871
Media spent all their time hyping teams that got ejected.

>>153227871
It is almost as bad as all the ones preceding it.

by this time tomorrow shitcawks will have had their shit pushed in by the Patriots

>>153227944
you mean by this time next week.

>>153227944
delete this before you get laughed at

holy shit ICE just killed eminem

>>153227830
He's too short for the NFL. Only good enough for practice squads

>>153228011
breeze

>>153227830
He would've beat the Seahawks

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Legends of the game

>>153228027
trvke

>>153228025
He's shorter than Brees, he's unplayable.

vick.......................................and.........vick.........................................................................tipped into the arms.............of polamalu............................

>>153227871
Media kept hyping up shit teams this season for whatever reason

>>153227871
No Mahomes, no Lamar, no Burrow

>>153227830
alcohol problems I think, major drunk

>>153228027
We take what we can get in this fanbase

>>153228261
Alcoholism and mental illness probably.

>>153226502
Kaepernick's message was jewish subversion, this message is jewish supremacy, what's the inconsistency

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>>153227871
lot of pouting and sour grapes

>>153228261
>more trip drama

>>153228261
Cuck queen?

>>153228372
Yeah much like how pedosknee posted CSAM webms the Kiwi posted an image of a whore who frequents in cuck shit, small cock humiliation, raceplay shit like that. He then had a massive melty and was accusing bradysknee of posting every post.

>>153227998
trip on pedosknee

Is it too late for me to have a Flacco induced melty?

>>153228472
by all means

>>153228472
He is elite, the science is settled.

>>153228531
He's on the lower half of PFF quarterback grades

>>153227871
I forgot about it, busy watching my team poach all of Sean Payton's coaches.

>>153228261
Cuckquean is the best genre though

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>>153227871
8-10 days out is always the least hype period. Trust me, the interest and discussion will ramp up over the course of next week because literally everyone who has anything to do with the NFL will be gathered in San Francisco and there will be a ton of segments and interviews to consume then theyll have the NFL Honors show and the team media scrums.

>Drake Maye unironically looks like he was cloned via a skin sample from Tom Brady's butt cheek
>Pic is Maye caressing Brady's butt cheek
You can't make this shit up

>>153226076
Don't know if that cheating rumor is true or not, but if Drake were ever to divorce his wife, do it before your second contract

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>>153226142
How did she find out?

>>153228686
kek Roger Goodell brought in Bad Bunny and Green Day do wag his gay jew dick at Trump, so Trump announced that ICE will the patrolling the Super Bowl to bring their retard leftists to 'protest' ICE. That is literally the only thing worth watching.

i want a big legged Australian rugby woman bros

>>153228791
based Trumpster trying to bring some heat to this dimeless c-list mudshow
the writers really shit the bed with this double jannetty matchup

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>>153228786
Kek I love images like that

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This is a Kangz general. Always has been. Always will be.

>>153226214
YESSS!!! THIS IS TOTALLY LIKE THE END OF GOBLET OF FIRE, VOLDEMORT = PATRIOTS AND SAM DARNOL = CEDRIC DIGGORY THIS IS GONNA GET REAAALLL UGLY SISTERS!!

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>>153228907

You have just bought an nfl team, as the new owner, you MUST obey the laws of diversity and inclusion and choose at least one of the following:

>black gm
>black head coach
>black qb

What do you choose, /nfl/?

>>153229009
the way he stands up is so funny to me

>>153229028
>>black gm
Me
>>black head coach
DeMeco
>>black qb
Jayden Daniels

Extremely easy. DeMeco is one of the best coaches in the League and is pretty underrated IMO. One day he'll get a real QB and everyone will see it

>>153228791
Didn’t HS say they already pulled any plans for the owl? Regardless, illegals don’t have the money for Super Bowl tickets so it’s a waste of time

Why are all the GOAT QBs white?

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>>153229028
Best I can do is a black defensive coordinator

>>153229048
Stroud isn't that bad. Just needs a decent o line and OC and they can be juggernaut with that defense

>aaron glenn will be forced to run it back with Justin Fields
Kinda feel bad for the guy. He knows he’s getting fired next season. He never stood a chance

>>153229181
>Stroud isn't that bad
Shut up dude. He's /weakmind/ as FUCK.
>bro he just needs a good O-line and OC and weapons and a running game to rely on, THEN he'll be elite
That's all QB's moron. Stroud sucks

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>>153229198
Jetties can have Mariota for hmmmmmmmmmmmm 1 first an 2 seconds

>>153229120
>thinks it's about illegals

>>153228741
There is no cheating rumor.

>>153229215
I would assume you'd hate that guy since he's a Patriots fan.

Stupid little rodent. Shut up.

Bills really fired McDermott to build the most mid coaching staff possible during the prime of JA

>>153229181
I think I'm pretty fair when it comes to giving grace to young QBs underperforming due to their supporting cast and coaching, but Stroud was actively trying to lose both those playoff games. At no point was he ever playing with any form of confidence or rythm, he always looked jittery even with a clean pocket, he kept making terrible decision after terrible decision, and his throws were consistently underthrown or behind the receiver

He needed to be benched way earlier in the season to get his head straight like Bryce Young because he hasn't played well all season, it was just covered up due to the defense near singlehandedly winning games

PASS IS...

>>153229198
He was the one who wanted bustin fields

>>153229437
...A SANDWICH!?

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What's the NFL equivalent of this?

Thread is extremely boring last few days...wtf

>>153229246
Gayden Daniels isn't even worth that

>>153229198
Fields was benched halfway through the season, unless he plans to run it back with Tyrod Taylor at QB the Jets are probably drafting someone or trying to get a fringe starter like Mac Jones or Malik Willis to start

>>153229203
>weakmind
No that would be Nine

>KAEPERNICK
>ENDZONE
>CRABTREE

>>153229496
Nine isn't /weakmind/ he's just terrible. I do think the memes have gotten to him though because he hasn't done or said anything cringe since Nine became a thing he was endlessly clowned on for it

>>153229198
He took the Jets job. He knew what he was getting into.

>>153229457
everybody is spooked because of recent revelations

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Why didn't the Packers start Willis during the 4th quarter?
I'm being serious. Not saying that the should've benched Love all game, but putting in Willis for a few snaps would've 100% thrown off the Bears defense and prevented all those 3&outs that killed them

>>153229543
Nah he did some cringe ass shit after a shoulder charge. He might have gotten fined for it

>>153229562
These whores have to know men jerk off to them when they wear this right?

>>153229676
She had a l ot of F before you..get tested

>>153229676
How many beads did she get for fucking Tyrone?

>>153229676
Damn anon, at least you didn't flip out

>>153229731
Imagine Diggs hearing this from a gf

>>153229676
all women are whores and you need to let it go

>>153227008
What movie?
What is the context

>>153229676
Bet she had sex too with many varieties

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How I sleep at night being a Tom Brady fan who doesn't have to give a shit about the outcome of any NFL season ever again

I was thinking about it today and I'm not sure Drew Brees should actually make the HOF. He only made All-Pro once in his career. 0 MVPs, 1 ring. Only broke a .500 record 11 times in 20 years. Coin flip playoff record and regularly choked and bitched out in the divisional round. Only 1 SB appearance and 2 NFCCG appearances in his entire career.

What does he even have in his favor? Pretty much just stats. A whole shitload of stats. He had great regular season and postseason stats but he was also a bit of a statpadding domebabby. Is a bunch of bulk stats and one ring really all it takes to get in? I just have a hard time taking a guy seriously who pumped out 3 5000 yard seasons in a row and still finished 7-9 in every one of them.

If he had literally any other accomplishments...an MVP, a few more all-pros, just one more SB appearance or SOMETHING...something to actually say he's got "IT" more than just bulk stats, it'd be easier for me. But I actually think he shouldn't make it in. Stats are not a good enough reason.

If Brees just had the leadership to elevate his defense like Tom Brady did, maybe he would belong.

>>153229622
Holy hips and thighs

>>153229573
I knew even though you hated my patties that we'd be friends one day, Reggie. You've come a long way since angrily screaming at me in a drunk rage in that Ravens-Patriots game thread in 2020 when Cam Newton upset Lamar Jackson in that rain game where Nick Boyle got his knee turned into inverted spaghetti.

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Spring came early bros :)

>>153229622
Knowing /pol/ was an Israeli pedo cabal psyop puts these posts into a completely different light.

>>153229676
It's just boobs and nobody remembers it. It's not like she fucked someone. If you really love her, get over it. You're lucky if that is honestly the worst thing that she's done before she met you.

>>153230140
I thought she died

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Tom "defensebabby" Brady
Peyton "choker" Manning
Aaron "NFCW's bitch" Rodgers
Patrick "refbabby" Mahomes
Drew "choker" Brees

Joseph "GOAT" Flacco

>>153230290
That's not a real picture of Joe Flacco. He has never smiled. Think about it. He's never smiled. Any picture of him smiling is AI generated.

>>153229198
Jets could trade a first round for Anthony Richardson

Images none of us will get to see in our lifetime: Joe Flacco with a Fu Manchu standing next to Joe Flacco's Fu Manchu with a Fu Manchu smiling for the camera with their arms around each other and both giving a thumbs up.

This is theoretically possible and the fact that it doesn't exist in this timeline is proof that we're not living optimally.

>Drake Maye when asked about the Epstein files: "I don't know much about the Epstein files. I mostly just play football."

Why do people keep saying next years qb class is better? Who’s gonna be there besides Arch Manning?

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IT'S THE REAL NIGGA HOURS

how y'all doing?

>>153230684
I'm about to go to bed. I just took a sip of Mountain Dew: Raspberry Voltage and I'm not even going to brush my teeth before I go to sleep because I'm a real dawg like that.

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>5'3 asian blogger sees two gorilla-sized nubian specimens straight out of the densest congo jungles, turns out they're NFL linemen though even the fans of the team couldn't tell you who they are
>HORRY SHITTU, IS THAT BRACK PERSONNN???? I NEVA SEEN BRACK PERSON QUITE SO RARGE WATASHI THINK HE MIGHT BE NEW ANIMAL-GOLLIRA HYBLID!!!
>HEEYY U GUYS U SPEAKUU ENGRISHH?? I AM HUMAN BEING I WISH TO STUDY U ON MY BROG PREASU RET ME PHOTO U FOR SCIENCE PREASUU SANK U!!!
>stunned, all the kangs can do is mutter "we from texas mufugga"
>OOOO TEXRAS??? HOWDY YARRRR~~!!! ANYWAY PICTURE PREASU U ARE GLEAT NOVERTY HERE IN NIPPON OKAY YES?
>nigs pose for the picture
>redditors all cheer and say WHOLESOME 100 INTERACTION LOVE TO SEE IT!!!
keklmao

>>153226176
Im a SoCal Charger fan so I have been listening to Petros and Money since I was a teenager, I actually preferred Fox sports as a west coast fag. ESPN was always eastern biased for me, Now I just listen to Perna, The Chargers and Bleave Chargers Podcast and some other small Charger creators like Bolt Bro's. I am also a big fan of the Carton show

>>153230799
They were on vacation

>>153230723
zamn

>>153230799
All the normies are going to Japan now

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Falconsbros talk me down because I'm starting to think this may be our year

>>153230925
They're my pick for rebound team next year. People underestimated Penix this year. I thought he was solid. Can see the Falcons taking the division. 9-8 to 11-6 is what I have them pegged for.

Notice that even this year, a lot of good teams struggled to put them away. If Penix is healthy, I think they'll do well.

Burrsies

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>>153230945
Hope you're right but man I really don't believe in Penix right now, not just the injury shit but he's laughably inaccurate at times. If he's gonna be a legit NFL guy I think this staff can get it out of him though.

That said bring me mayo boy if we don't bring Kirk back

Can’t tell who’s a bigger mess between the jets, bills, and phins

>>153230799
Japan has been one big amusement park for the rest of the world for the past like 3 years.

>>153230665
I bet you didn't know who Dart or Drake Maye were two years ago.

patriots are so fucked

>>153231102
obviously the jets. dolphins actually have a chance to turn things around next year but jets have zero hope

>>153231202
They have a lot of draft capital but they’re a cursed franchise

>>153226591
military is political. Thats like politics 101.

>>153229815
the context is that shes a whore. The movie is her life.

>>153231102
The Bills as an org sounds like a shitshow but they still have Allen and Cook who can single-handedly win them games
The Phins have a good number of quality players but a void at QB, they're going to have to deal with Tua's dead cap after he's (most likely) released but the Broncos have shown that you can build a quality team even with that hanging overhead
The only thing the Jests have going for them is having a lot of draft capital which is never a guarantee and a surprisingly good special teams unit. They're by far the worst team alongside the Cards and Browns

>>153229815
from the trailer of the next season of Euphoria

>>153231102
>Patriots get good again
>entire rest of the AFC East goes full retard again

It's like there's been some sort of move in the universe to restore order.

>>153229815
The tale of two Rybacks

Why the fuck is there a rumor about Cooper Kupp 's mom dying?

>>153231507
Why not?

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what made Vegas choose -4.5 in the Seahawks favor?

>>153231604
Lines are set based on the money coming in, such that the house wins regardless of the game’s outcome

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fookin hell

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Too many successful white qb's this season. Next year Lameme gets his revenge on Josh "DEI MVP" Allen.

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Just how bad is the fallout going to be for Seattle?

this whole website has died within the last 48 hours lmao

It's 18 degrees in Georgia, people are fucking dying. It's not funny.

How does the Raiders Top 5 compare to the Top 5s of the other AFC West teams? Chiefs Top 5 has Len Dawson, Derrick Thomas, Tony Gonzalez, Patrick Mahomes, Bobby Bell, Broncos Top 5 has John Elway, Von Miller, Shannon Sharpe, Champ Bailey, Randy Gradishar, and the Chargers Top 5 has Junior Seau, LaDainian Tomlinson, Lance Alworth, Dan Fouts, Philip Rivers

>NFL network showing all the classic 30 minute super bowl recaps
Ive seen these 300 times and they're still fun.

>>153231820
Its 18 in Chicago and i have my window open.

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>>153230684
kicking it

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>>153226500
>I wanted Stafford to lose
For what purpose?

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>>153226727
Just become a cradle robber dude, women with daddy issues aren't going away anytime soon

>>153231883
It's “top 5 who played the majority of their career with the team”

i made an nfl related post over 7 hours ago and not a single person replied to me

Jenny in the genny

>>153231955
>>153231883
raider jenny is the best team waifu from this shithole in a long time probably ever

>>153231956
Jim Otto is probably the greatest player in Raiders history

Why is this broncos beaner get so triggered by the Jenny poster?

>>153232020
>why do broncos fans hate raiders fans

I dunno, do the math

>>153231951
Normal people who talk football probably went out for the evening

just realized Darnold vs. Maye is actually the first owl Zoomer (1997-2012) QB matchup

>>153232156
>two complete shitters
Figures

>>153232184
Why the fuck would ICE be at the Superbowl? Seahawks and Patriots fans are like the whitest fanbases in the NFL.

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>>153232260
Patriots have alot of mexican fans and California has alot of mexicans.

>>153232361
Those two Super Bowls that were in Vegas and Phoenix not too long ago had mexicans so yes.

>>153231305
What's it about? Any more clips

>>153232434
Those weren't regular Mexicans from Arizona or Vegas, those were just rich Mexicans who wanted to go to the Superbowl. Even us regular white Americans could never afford to go to the Owl.

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Ok /nfl/, I still dont know ball but here is an impression about this fun sport on the highest level: people in charge seem to care an awful lot about statistics to make decisions. Now, the season is gigashort so you need decisions to be fast af and impactful. So your WR doesnt get the mileage he should, in the first few games. No you need a solution FAST (two weeks) if you should get another one or change things in your system. With the tactical depth you have in football its insanely hard to gauge if your player is ass or your system failed against the other teams. So essentially youre forced to make decisions by using stats that arent based on enough data and the data you have is noisy af, since there are too many variables going into everything. So it might be that every gm or hc or owner is really just gambling all the time because their decisions cant be judged by their objective quality. Im fine with this, I dont mind, just overboarding statsfaggotry as if its the answer to everything annoys me. But maybe the analytics are far more sophisticated than I think, who knows.
>t. Masters in Statistics, so professional statsfag

This isn't the Superbowl I wanted, but I guess Sam Darnold deserves this shot.

>>153232957
kangz GM was a stattyboy

I really couldn't be less interested in this Owl. This sucks.

>>153232957
also, supposedly, the browns are the most analytics driven franchise in the league

It was better a decade ago cause of
>Brady
>deflategate
>legion of boom
>shit talking Richard Sherman

>>153233207
Fuck no. I hated the Patriots and the Seahawks back then like I hate the Chiefs now.

>>153233216
Well hating them was at least something. Cause no one feels anything for these teams now.

>>153233254
I know a bitch from Boston who wants "muh dynasty" to return so they're out there.

>>153233178
>two well rounded teams
>with two great white QBs
>with two great white head coaches
>great offensive players on both sides means it won't be a slurper
What more could you ask for?

>>153233288
I could ask for the Patriots not to be in the Superbowl ever again

>>153233288
what if fake gaye fumbles or his shoulder booboo impacts him?

Darnold made an Owl before:
>Allen
>Lamar
>Dak
>Herbert
>Lawrence
>Rivers
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>153233310
They have Joshua Dobbs and Tommy Devito as backups, the Pats will be ok.

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What is the best food for superbowls and why is it Indian food?

>>153233368
A good dip will get murdered at a Superbowl party.

>>153233368
curry and chutney are good
but for football, it's wings. wings wings wings

>>153233415
What about the thigh?

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>>153233425
wings

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>>153233450
I do like wings but it gives me a weird feeling eating only a bunch of wings. I know that the rest of the chicken is eaten by someone else but still. It feels very decadent to me, like denying that the chicken was once whole. I know Im a sperg but somehow I cant enjoy ONLY eating wints. I do like them though and I hope you enjoy yours, bruv.

Hot dogs/burgers are the best food for gameday.
Fite me

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>>153233368
This is amazing Saar! Unfortunately the broncos failed to redeem the Super Bowl…

>>153233543
>he doesn't roast a chicken in an air fryer rotisserie-style
NGMI

>>153226089
Right where it should be

>>153226344
Normal, non bogged skin.

>>153226470
It’s funny how once NIL came around the SEC stopped being so dominant. Even an Alabama grad could figure out why

>>153226446
>how can we make this rape even more humiliating for this underage girl?
>put her in a Gene Smith Jets jersey

Stock up on cream cheese whio not you can. It's unobtainable when the OWL is coming up if you want to make a dip.

>>153227944
No point in having your VPN on. You outed yourself as a brownoid.

>>153228027
>the hoops you have to jump through as a jets fan just to stay sane

>>153233639
This isn’t a god damn pool party it’s football. Get some wings and pizza.

>>153233639
For me it's a big tray of chicken tendies

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>>153228011
>too short

>family forces me to move to northern Virginia
>it’s been 8 degrees outside for a week and the patriots are in the Super Bowl
It’s like my glory days all over again


I’m not crying your crying

>>153234372
THE division champs Carolina Panthers

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>>153234400
Kings of shit mountain

>>153234263
Wings and pizza are pool party food, what are you talking about? I also bet you don't eat nachos during the game too

can't believe they hired some spic who can't speak english for the half time show
you know there's gonna be some illegal alien propaganda too
think i'll do something else than watch these two shit teams

>>153234660
I just won't watch the half time show

>>153234660
The last halftime show I watched was in 92 when In Loving Color did a live episode to counter the official one.

Maybe some other network could do this.

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If the Raiders hire Kubiak, draft and develop Mendoza into a good rookie QB who stays healthy and use their cap to upgrade the o-line, what's their best case scenario for next season? 7-10? 8-9? Wild card playoff spot?

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Mendoza is such an obvious bust. Zach Wilson tier tbhwy

>>153235037
AFCCG unironically

>>153235075
I don't see it. He's shown that he has talent and has the right mentality for an NFL quarterback. At worst he will be Goff tier.

>>153235205
>he has awful arm strength
That isn't hard to fix, this is the same franchise that turned scrawny college kid Crosby into an NFL beast. What matters is that Mendoza has elite placement and accuracy which is something that is much harder to teach.

>>153235205
It's amazing people still say this after so many who were branded like this became star qbs.

>>153233368
>getting info from twitter
They do eat it apparently but it's for ceremonial reasons just like dem Christians eating crackers and sipping wine. It's mostly used as fertilizer/pest repellant. Also as holistic medicine, apparently. I mean, it's still eating shit and piss, but they're not wolfing it down like chicken wings for dinner.

jamarcus russell

>>153235292
>Rob Johnson
>Jeff George
>Ryan Leaf

Rocket arms. Shit QBs.

>>153235327
Yeah, they're arrogant and stupid.

>>153234660
Who the fuck even watches the halftime show? The only one I know that does is my sister and she doesn't care about the rest of the game.

Maybe at one time it was an actual big deal back when Michael Jackson did it but it hasn't been relevant to men forever.

>>153235075
You're a moron

>>153235309
I agree with the other anon. Mendoza looks like a bust to me. It's not just the average arm strength. It's that all of his "good plays" look like college-only plays. They're not possible in the NFL. Reminds me of that stupid tuck and run bullshit that TLaw kept doing for years in the NFL as carryover from his college habits or Kyler Murray clapping.

Mendoza is basically a less flashy version of Manziel to me in that he seems like a product of college football that will not translate well to the NFL. I'm calling it now. The kid is going to be a bust.

Mendoza should be more worried about mowing my lawn than being the next big nfl draft bust

>>153234660
This halftime show is better this way because it infuriates so many people for no legitimate reason.

Yes I know it's no legitimate reason because if they chose a J/K-pop band the entire discussion would be about which of the tiny bugwomen you could break with your full mast staff that they're makin you without a care in the world about muhh birff cunt

>>153235340
Those are all old examples. A modern example is Josh Allen who had strong physical attributes but weak skills. He did suck initially but they coached him into a top QB and fixed his accuracy issues. You can fix mechanics but you can't fix being undersized.

I'm of the belief that regardless of anything else you're scouting for, draft them big(6'3 and over) and white with good arm strength. You'd prefer great footwork, intelligence, pocket awareness, accuracy, etc, but you need those core attributes.

>>153235406
Right so eyeballs attached to vaginas, basically.

>>153235413
Mendoza was playing with a bunch of 1-2 star recruits, the offensive schemes were going to be limiting. He's smart enough to adapt to the NFL, Manziel was too much of a clown.

>>153235503
Nah Josh Allen is still stupid and low IQ and that's why he's never and probably will never reach a Super Bowl.

>>153235637
>reddit

>>153235682
>what are filenames

If Kubiak and Mendoza both end up on the Raiders, the Raiders' GM, head coach, and quarterback would have all gone to private Catholic schools. What are the implications of this?

>>153235637
Lmao at the Israeli pats uniforms

>>153235637
go pats

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>>153226176

For Bears talk, I listen to Terry Boers, Les Grobstein and Doug Buffone. God help me if any one of them ever died.

>>153235637
Now compare their stats against teams with winning records

>>153235637
The difference is that was the hardest part of the Pats schedule but the easiest part of the Seahawks schedule.

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>>153235406
super bowl halftime show is a humiliation ritual

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UHHH script deniers care to explain this?

>>153236191
Anyone with half a brain knew the Saints would win that Owl

>>153236191
Oh wow some fag guessed that one of the two teams in the Superb Owl would win the Superb Owl. What are the odds? Turns out about a coin flip. Crazy. Unbelievable. Truly they must have known.

How many secret FBI agents are in these threads? Probably thousands have guessed that the Patriots or Seahawks will win and one of them is going to be right. Holy shit it's all feds all over the place every year!!!!

>this is the actual mind of the average conspiracy theory retard schizo

>>153236191
NFL Rigged