my vikies ding dong diddly suckaroonie

>>153238762
This a time to reflect that there was not a single good team in the league this year.

/nfl/ has a bad case of PDS.
>Patriots derangement syndrome

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>>153238762
Whoa guys, the Seahawks have played a GAUNTLET!

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Hahahahha plastic rams. I bet thdir fans would be mad they choked away a super bowl if they had fans

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Pedoknees is still trying to convince everyone that the Pats are legit

>>153238762
Super Bowl match up is set:
>Seahawks will beat the Patriots
This week:
>WELL ACKTUAKLLY the Pats COULD beat the Seahawks
Next week:
>The Patriots will DEMOLISH the Seahawks

>>153238812
Stafford is better than anyone on the left lmao

asterisk bowl, no Mahomes, no Lamar, no Burrow.

>>153238807
>black qbs

>>153238825
And he put up huge numbers on them. Hardly a nickname defense (the dark side) lmao

>>153238793
People I work with in other states are already losing it again.
>I just want the Patriots to lose, I hate them more than the Chiefs
>I can't believe the Patriots are in again, the league is rigged
>I don't even watch the NFL but I can't believe Tom Brady is in the Super Bowl again
The last one made me lol, guess the gender.

Precision Decision Making

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If the Pats kept Tebow they wouls win next week

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>mfw the Pats lose da superb owl

>>153238827
>no Lamar, no burrow, no allen
Yep, it's your average superbowl.

>>153238844
Meanwhile the Pats couldnt score 14 points against a team with a backup QB

>>153238848
and there it is

>>153238877
>No Mahomes
THIS YEAR DOESN'T COUNT!!! ;.;

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>>153238812
but they played stafford and purdy 3 times

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Klint is LOCKED in for the next week

>If you aren't impressed with how the Patriots defense has been playing in the playoffs, you are certifiably retarded and do not know ball.
What makes a man post like this only a week before a historic bootyblast?

Why is bitchknees a smug faggot suddenly? As an outside observer the pats where never beating bo nix or allen. So they are going to beat darnold? Maybe if he shits his pants like Stroud did but that's is essentially the only way the pats win next week

>>153238812
>>153238896
Flaccid is the best QB in the AFC. Holy fucking grim

>>153238921
>that's is essentially the only way the pats win next week
it's called independent neurologists

>>153238921
>beat Allen
They did.
>beat Nix
Definitely would've.
>beat Darnold
Definitely can.

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Sports hypothetical posting is probably worse than anime shipping

>>153238896
>purdy
So Stafford and a backup quarterback masquerading as a starter

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>>153238910
It feels like just yesterday Gary Kubiak was calling plays for my 'vens and now his sons about to be a Head Coach... where does the time go?

>>153238914
He's been seething ever since the AFC Championship about nobody taking his team seriously. It's funny to laugh at him right before the Patriots lose.

>>153238949
Now look at the AFC

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>>153238939
A Stiddy backwards pass is the only reason the Pats are playing another game.

>>153238967
Don't forget that Payton is a retard that passed up on a chip shot field goal before it started snowing

Kangz are still in a melty

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>>153238959
It's like he wants there to be a collage.

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>we're not in the Stiddy vs Gayleb Owl universe

>>153238921
Pedoknees is just a smug faggot always. That being said, I don't see why they would be unable to beat the Bills or Broncos with Nix. Engaging in what ifery to cope with what actually happened is pointless. How is a Patriots fan supposed to take you seriously when you say "X would have won against the Patriots" when you guys said the same shit about the Chargers, Texans, and Broncos with Stidham?

Also, why would beating Darnold be the biggest task? Are people pretending he's good now?

>>153238949
he took his team to 2 NFC championships and a super bowl. how many QBs on the other side of the list can you say have done this?

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HEY GAYTRIOTS, 173 MORE HOURS TIL YOU'RE DEAD

>>153238885
The QB doesn't play defense and there was a blizzard

>>153238896
>purdy
They lost once then played the corpse of the 49ers in week 18 and 19. Yawn.

>>153239043
You're comparing the MVP to a scrub like Drake Maye

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>>153239026
>now
I think it was apparent when he won 14 games one year and 14 games the next.

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>The QB doesn't play defe-
DARNOLD SLAMMO! THE SEAHAWKS RECOVER THE FOOMBLE!

>>153239057
Patriots lost to Geno Smith lmao

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>Defeats Lakeshow
>Will defeat Bradysknee

>>153239057
they lost 3 games all season including the playoffs by a combined 9 pts total

9 pts

>>153239026
>Also, why would beating Darnold be the biggest task? Are people pretending he's good now?
Darnold factors into the equation but it's mostly because the Seahawks defense is the best that the Patriots are going to face and Darnold won't play like a mindbroken retard (CJ Stroud and Herbert) plus the Seahawks can run the ball effectively. The Patriots' luck has run out and honestly, the game could get ugly.

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>Mfw I want to watch the Super Bowl alone in my room with my /sp/ frens but my sister decided to invite a bunch of people over so now I'm forced to watch it with them.

She even said that she doesn't care about the game and only cares about the halftime show. Pisses me off that the most important game of the year is turned into some concert event with commercials and the game is just there as background noise. God, help me

>>153238939
No one believes maye could beat nix at home. I don't see a reality where that happens.

>>153238959
I've been posting here laughing about people underestimating the Patriots all season. Not sure why you think I only apparently posted after the AFC Championship. I've been correct 3 times.

>>153239008
Thing is, I haven't even talked shit. You guys are the ones who have said the Patriots are going to get anally raped every step of the way. I merely said you were underestimating them and that they're better than you're giving them credit for. Even with the Super Bowl, I've admitted that they're underdogs but I think they'll win. How exactly are you going to clown on me collage style for "I think the Patriots can beat the Seahawks"? If anything, I'd be far more justified in making a massive collage for all of the shit you guys talked to me if the Pats win. But I won't do that even if they do because I don't really care about or get emotional about banter.

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We got him

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Klint-sama, I...

>>153239110
She needs a correction, you need to have sex with her right now.

>Brady distracting Kubiak by working out a job offer week of the super bowl
The eternal p*trio strikes again...

>>153239117
You type out paragraphs despite not knowing ball

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>>153239117
Big post but I think it'll fit in.

>>153239117
>I've been correct 3 times
About the Patriots not beating a single good team all season? That is indeed correct. Them getting to the Super Bowl with the luckiest playoff run of all time will be studied for decades.

>>153239100
>Darnold won't play like a mindbroken retard
Careful. You're tempting fate at this point.

>The Patriots' luck has run out
They've had 0 luck outside of Bo Nix getting injured. It's not anymore lucky than the Seahawks were in facing a literal hospital ward for an opponent. In what way are they lucky?

>>153239100
>the (blank) defense is the best the Pats will see and (insert QB) definitely won't play like they always do in crunch time!

Insert Chargers, Texans, or Xehawks here lmao

>>153239123
>>153239127
klint isnt that great. theres a lot of talent in seattle that the raiders just dont have. klint made some absolutely maddening decisions throughout the entire season that made me question him. you can have him, we can do better. good luck

This should be considered tampering but it won’t because it’s Tom Brady and the patriots

>>153239110
>not going out to watch the Superbowl

Kek even in NZ we have pubs that play it. It's gonna be dope even though I don't have a rooting interest. Just gonna sink beers and talk shit with the American tourists

>>153239165
Other than Kittle the Nanners were healthier for the playoff game than the week 18 game.

>>153239165
Rams are better than anyone in the AFC. This will be a 2013 rematch where the true owl was the NFCCG

>>153239187
>other than their second best defensive weapon that Purdy has heavily relied upon.

>>153239063
Wins are not a QB stat and anyone who thinks they are is a retard. What you are logically trying to argue here is that because Darnold was on 2 good teams in a row, that means he himself is a good player. By that logic, doesn't that also mean he's complete fucking dogshit since he was fucking dogshit for more than 2 years in a row on the Jets?

>>153239178
>klint made some absolutely maddening decisions throughout the entire season that made me question him
Like what?


>we can do better.
With who?

>>153239179
its not. he was granted interviews with the raiders and the cardinals before the playoffs started and so he was only allowed second interviews with them during this off week before the super bowl and he exercised his right to do so.

>>153239187
>No Bosa
>No Warner
>No Kittle
>Half-dead Williams

>>153239195
>lost to the Falcons and Panthers, barely beat them a second time.

They really aren't that good.

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>>153239178
This. He called one good game, the NFC CG, and has been borderline retarded the rest of the year. What's Kliff doing these days? Would he rather work with Darnold or Jaden/Mariota again?

>>153239212
Meanwhile the Pats lost to the Raiders

>>153239202
his stupid trick plays never work and he keeps trying them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuoXMNpAsag

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>>153239187
holy mother of cope

>>153239147
I know ball better than 95% of people posting on this board and typing more is irrelevant. I have no idea why you retards bring it up so much.

>UGGHHH STOP TYPING SO MUCH MY BRAIN HURTS PLZ JUST UGGGHH
Fuck off to twitter you goldfish brained faggot.

>>153239199
>defensive weapon
Anon, I...
>>153239200
Uh sure whatever.

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Problem, Springer?

>>153239159
>About the Patriots not beating a single good team all season?
No, about you faggot retards talking massive amounts of shit about the Patriots losing in the playoffs and being wrong every time. You guys even said shit like "Okay, that didn't count .If they beat the Texans, then they're not frauds". Of course, you went back on that and then tried to back Stidham and that failed too.

If you think the Patriots are "lucky", you are a certified fucking moron and do not know ball. Again, the only luck that spun their way was Bo Nix getting injured.

Regardless, I've done enough wrecking you retards intellectually for these evening but I'll be back to do it tomorrow <3

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>Prepare their bussies

>>153239117
You literally haven't played a serious NFL team this SEASON. Let alone in the playoffs. This is going to be a slaughter the likes of which hasn't been seen in the super bowl era ever. Maye is going to get his mind broke so bad he's not even going to be a starter in the league in 3 years time. Going to be living off his 6/10 wife's shitty fucking food reels in between trips to the psych ward before she finally divorces him out of shame. Cap it.

>>153239246
>getting this butthurt
You can make whatever retarded claims you want but you clearly dont know ball

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>>153238807
my nigga Dov knew exactly what he was doing there

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>He's still sperging out about his Gaytriots
KWABLMAOOOOOLOLOLOLOL

>>153239289
Is that Big Balls Dickson?

>>153239231
>one example
Which candidate will be better than Kubiak?

>>153239275
dude looks like a reddit moderator

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>ENTER
>>153239296
Making your return man fumble? Yes.

>Bruce Arians will have open heart surgery on February 6
bucs bros if he doesn't survive we will soon be rid of Todd Bowels.

I know ball and I can prove it

>>153238830
Sigh...

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>ELITE special teams in your path

raiders Kubisk Jr. + Mendoza should be fun

>>153239306
theres many more anon. im not going to spoonfeed you. i dont know who will be better. im just telling you what i know by witnessing it first hand. the fact that i couldnt care less if kubiak leaves should tell you everything you need to know. the raiders need better personel, no coach in the world is going to be able to do anything with their garbage players

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>KWABs and flags your kicker

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>>153239318

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>>153239307
Ball knowers FEAR him

>>153239332
Finally a good post

at this point I sorta hope the pats win like 6-3 just to see the unholy amounts of asspain it causes on here

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>“He was looking at us running down there, took his eye off the ball,” Young said of Smith. “(Seattle punter Michael) Dickson was kicking great punts all game, and it’s like he wasn’t comfortable catching them.”

>>153239316
kek

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>Say Drake, [...]

i cant see the ball. where is it?

The cardinals should hire ryback as headcoach

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>BAD white boi

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>>153239178
>we can do better

Cardinals are such a chopped franchise lmao

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>>153239375
OH N-

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Where's he going?

>>153239416
Lol Seahawks fans already coping about losing their OC the same way Lions fans did when they lost Ben Johnson

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>Lol Seahawks fans already coping about losing their OC the same way Lions fans did when they lost Ben Johnson

>>153239428
the the owl

>>153239446
he's been here 1 season. with the players we have its plug and play at this point

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How come no diddy blud wants to coach for my man Monti?

>>153239460
I watched my Seahawkies all year and at no point did I think
>boy Klint Kubiak is indispensable
like I get hiring him for the Raiders but does it take a whiz kid to call pass plays to JSN?

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>>153239441
>Kicks a touchdown

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Why is bro on the ground?

No one wants to coach Kyler Murray

>>153239504
*jacob-y brisket

>>153239460
Weren't vikings fans saying that about Darnold last year?

>>153239365
Bro, just give it up. Pats are getting slaughtered

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Dr. Fauci approved social distancing

>>153239110
Are they hot at least?

>>153239483
right. ryan grubb had geno smith and an abysmal o-line. the same thing kubiak will be dealing with when he goes to the raiders

>>153239504
Vicious spawn

Name a more boring super bowl than this one in the past 10 years

>>153239522
if they were they are retarded. the vikings are a terrible organization with way bigger problems than having a solid QB.

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Third phase bros....

>>153239574
Rams Pats that ended like 13-3

>>153239557
Grubb was bad, I don't think Kubiak is hot shit but he isn't bad.

>>153239588
geno smith has to be in shotgun 98% of the time. theres only so much you can do with that

>>153239522
Yeah fucking retards I'll be okay with Seahawks winning it just because I hate how they threw Darnold under the bus like that

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>>153239601
If Mike doesn't think you're qualified you were probably doing something egregiously stupid.

in Sports Tavern discord, how come I can't talk about football anywhere? the football channel is only a bot posting news

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the Thunder from Down Under

does anyone in this thread want to coach the retardinals? i think they'll take just about anyone at this point

>>153239617
Idk I posted there once and people kept asking me "what's your team?" Repeatedly

>>153238846
Sounds like a homosexual

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>>153239617
I haven't used it in months but there should be a channel that is specifically for NFL. It sounds like you're on the news channel. Scroll through the different options you'll find the right one

>>153239638
I'd do it if I didn't have to look at Monti Ossenfort's disgusting bald head everyday. I fucking hate bald people so much it's unreal

>>153239574
Seahawks/Patriots

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Drakemaye sounds like he has marbles in his mouth, did he have a stroke?

>>153239678
This game and the Falcons game were the two most memorable Owls of the century. The Foles shootout a close third.

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>50 air yards from Dickson

>>153239674
What free agents do you see the Ravens picking up in the offseason?

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>Michael Dickson punts 55 yards hanging for 5 seconds, pinning the Rasm inside the 15

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>Michael Dickson drops this punt inside the 10

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Drakemaye can prevent this, didn't you see what his defense did to the Toxins and Chorgers and Stiddy?

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>>153239751
Why was bro on the ground?

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> ryback is in the Epstein files

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I'm about to go on a nice Sunday cruise and I'm just realizing I haven't left the house on a Sunday for almost 5 months

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>>153239767
>ryback

>>153239716
No clue. Some pass rush and interior O linemen would be nice but we're not exactly cap rich. I wouldn't mind bringing back Kevin Zeitler if he still wants to play

>>153239767
Ryback is omnipresent

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>LONG-SNAPPERS

>>153239790
going to a division rival is no bueno. what a scumbag

lint kubiak will be dreaming about all the positions he'll have mendoza in at chokeland and will lose the owl

>>153239638
nevermind, they had a plan b ready. interesting choice since lafleur completely failed to develop zach wilson with the jets, but apparently they think it was all on zach. which is plausible, there were reports that he didn't apply himself and acted like a brat as a rookie

Feels like a slap in the face to Mike after the cards couldn’t get Klint

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>Powers the best kickers in the league in your path

>>153239112
Well ol' glass ankles will probably be out of the league in a few years so you have limited opportunities to find out.

>>153239821
STOP DEADNAMING THEM CHUD

Why would anyone want to join the cardinals to get spitroasted by the seahawks, rams, and 9ers 6x a season?

>>153239868
a couple million dollars a year, I would imagine

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>tfw normies talk about how they like watching the superbowl for the commercials

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>>153239767
>Rybitch's sexual preferences

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>Seattle Seahawks long snapper Chris Stoll claps after a punt against the San Francisco 49ers in an NFC Divisional Round game.
>yjk Big Dick NAILED it

>>153239887
I just talk through the game, but I want to really see the new Nationwide Insurance commercial.

>>153239790
Another guy getting an HC gig for having the mere scent of Sean McVay's ballsack on him

>>153239868
Mike LaFleur is going to be making roughly 10x his current salary that's why lmfao

man, yesterday i was thinking i wish this place would actually talk football but after seeing all of the retarded takes today, yeah just go back to posting second rate whores and cartoons

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>>153239939
>Captains the best ST in the league during the SB in your path

>>153239937
Let's talk about 2026. Do you think the Dolphins will stick with Tua or will they be looking to trade up to get a high pick at QB? Right now they are at 11 and given their history I can see them trading up. I also wonder if they will lock up Achane or look to perhaps deal him for better capital.

>>153239868
Money. Fame. Hookers. Blow. Free Hot Dogs.

When the superbowl ends 6-7 what happens?

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>black coordinators

>>153239939
>Tom Brady
>Russell Wilson
>Brady Russell
Nice script, Roger.

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>>153239888

Tom Brady Russell Wilson III

minnesota more like faggotopia, holy shit you niggers SUCK

>>153239976
Both teams rape bad bunny while Green Day performs basket case

>>153239979
Probably the best available option on the market. I wouldn't hate it as a 49ers fan

>all the white new hires
Teams should be forced to publish their rooney rule interviewee. I'm starting to think teams aren't doing it anymore.

>>153239979
no jobs left for gym shorts, kwab. hope >we don't bring his whiny ass back either

>>153238921
Cause he's a faggot, wow what a fucking shocker

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>>153240008
Say that to their faces coward they'd literally jerk you off and finger your asshole

>>153239979
Gym Shorts is going to Vegas, I guess

>>153240017
>The Writer's Barely-Disguised Fetish

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My berds might be good with Lafleur

>>153240019
its because so many white coaches got fired. its just a carousel at this point

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>>153240019
>teams aren't doing it anymore.

>>153238921
Why are you still using Owo?

>>153239979
Was hoping for Jim Schwartz but I'm okay with this desu

>black qbs
>zoomies zooming
>basedboy coaches
the holy trifecta of dogshit that ruined the nfl

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>He's waiting

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>>153238762
Happy Black History Month /nfl/

Bills: Joe Brady
Steelers: Mike McCarthy
Ravens: Jesse Minter
Giants: John Harbaugh
Falcons: Kevin Stefanski
Dolphins: Jeff Hafley
Titans: Robert Saleh
Browns: Todd Monken
Cardinals: Mike LaFleur
Raiders: Klint Kubiak

What can we take away from this list? How do we think these guys will do when it comes to precision decision making?

>>153240111
actually this newer generation of young autistic coaches who never even played football are changing the game for the better

>>153240161
Pretty good overall. I don't like that Saleh guy, though.

>>153240161
The only ones I'm 100% confident will work are Harbaugh to the Gnats and Saleh to the Tits. I don't see Joe Brady as anything more than a sidegrade in the most optimistic case. I'm not sold on Kubiak as a head coach and I'm even less sold on Mike Lafleur.

>>153240161
Unironically that's next years draft order

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>>153239200
>because Darnold was on 2 good teams in a row
Remind me, how did those teams do without Darnold?
Darnold was on 2 good teams in a row because he elevated them. Vikings and Seahawks without Darnold missed the playoffs.

>>153240161
>Bills: Joe Brady
nothing will change
>Steelers: Mike McCarthy
they might be worse and he will probably get fired again at the end of the season
>Ravens: Jesse Minter
nothing changes
>Giants: John Harbaugh
potential for slight improvement

>Falcons: Kevin Stefanski
>Dolphins: Jeff Hafley
>Titans: Robert Saleh
>Browns: Todd Monken
LOL who cares

>Cardinals: Mike LaFleur
unless he finds a way to get murray out nothing changes
>Raiders: Klint Kubiak
still a double digit loss team

OH NO NO NO WHAT IS YOU DOING

TOTAL BEARS VICTORY

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The Rashid Shaheed acquisition will go down, to me, as one of the best in-season acquisitions in NFL history. On special teams alone, he ranks:
>1st in return TDs (3)
>3rd in PFF grade (86.4)
>7th in punt return yards (339)
>2nd in kickoff return YPA (33.0)
Oh yeah, and all of this while ranking just 19th in total attempts with 41.

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>It says here that the best QB of all time and the best head coach of all time happened to spend 20 years together. What are the odds?

The Seahawks finished the regular season atop ESPN Analytics' special teams rankings.
Since then, Rashid Shaheed returned a kickoff for a touchdown -- the fifth scored by Jay Harbaugh's unit in 19 games -- and Dareke Young fell on a muffed punt.

>>153240161
>Bills: Joe Brady
Sackless, and his reliance on the VP who is a puppet for the owner will only end badly
>Steelers: Mike McCarthy
I feel bad for the Yinzers.
>Ravens: Jesse Minter
If he were smart he'd push to draft a replacement for Lamar to either a) promote Lamar's development or b) make Lamar wilt and have the next guy ready
>Giants: John Harbaugh
Great move with Dart as QB.
>Falcons: Kevin Stefanski
They have no QB. Probably will get fired year 2.
>Dolphins: Jeff Hafley
See above.
>Titans: Robert Saleh
What a dumb fucking decision he made. Literally the same situation he had with the JEST but somehow with a worse owner.
>Browns: Todd Monken
Could work given Shadeur has balls and they have a set defense.
>Cardinals: Mike LaFleur
No QB. No hope.
>Raiders: Klint Kubiak
He could make Mendoza a threat, but the division he's in will probably get him fired year 2.

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>This guy walks into the club, slaps your gf's ass, and says your PFF grade isn't high enough to pull a girl like her
What do?

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>>153240226
>3rd in PFF grade (86.4)

>>153240263
Call ICE

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>>153240226
I wish that my Saints were able to use him better during his time here but I'm glad that he's gotten a chance to shine in some actual meaningful football.

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>>153239979
noooooo it's over and the season hasn't even started yet

>>153238939
This is correct.
/thread

>>153240348
I love how now /nfl/ has to invent ways to justify that Darnold now is somehow elite.

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>>153240112
>coaches a top 10 all time ST in your path

>>153240381
Typed by a man who pretends Herbert, Stroud, and Stidham aren't dogshit

>>153240410
If only Allen, Jackson, and Burrow hadn't choked and Bo Nix wasn't a glass ankle'd meme... you got me there.

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(Smelling) Salt Bae

>>153239483
depends on how responsible Kubiak was for our blocking. We have kind of a meh o-line but our blocking scheme is as solid as it is on defense. If that's all Mike we're doing great without Klint.

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>>153240461

>>153240480
Those teams in big games... whatever happened there?

>>153240480
I forgot that LT scored 31 tuddies in a season

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>>153240199
>Frog Chik Fil A.png
it was Chic Fil A, right? I remember wondering how to pronouce it when driving by one in Florida on vacation as a kid. why would i have trouble pronouncing 'chick'?...makes no sense
i hate mandela effect people, but this one bothers me.

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Dang Seahawks ST are really good

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>/nfl/ still talking about my Rammies
Nice to see that their notoriety has increased over this past decade. They're getting lumped into the general LA sports hate machine.

>>153239574
the game hasn't been played yet. The Broncos/Seahawks owl was supposed to be an all time classic of a historically good offense vs a historically good defense and was a tensionless blowout less than 30 seconds in

>>153240546
Human memory is fragile and we, by nature, fill in holes with what we 'know'.

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>>153240337
Morris is a good DC, would've preferred Schwartz but he was the next best option. Way better than Gus Bradley that's for sure, and considering that he's already had 2 HC stints he's unlikely to be poached moving forward

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KEK

>>153240579
>FBI
So did they really cover up all that or were they Reffie tier intelligence?

>>153240579
These are the people who think Cleveland isn't in the Midwest

>>153240556
being one of the top 3 teams and losing a close championship game means you're relevant to the owl conversation still

>>153240609
they were part of the coverup at least

>>153240618
Obviously, given everything released that wasn't redacted with 'not credible' is completely fucking horrifying given everything we now now.

>>153240579
These Epstein files just make me wonder how many wealthy, successful, famous people beyond Taylor Swift browse 4chan

>>153238762
Nepotism is getting out of control and NFL needs to step in. You got a son of a coach being hired and two people in the LaFleur family I mean come on guys.

>>153240642
We know the Giants owner was directly mentioned, any others? Woody Johsnon, Kraft, and the Walmart family should be in there probably the FBI is illegally redacting their names.

>>153240579
Drunk sconnies BTFO

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>Flores making 6mil per with the Vikings

Not bad unc

>>153240670
Russel Wilson too. He fits the Epstein profile of new money cornball who desperately wants to go to degen parties like old money but is unlikable or just a total square that repels actual party animals.

>>153240652
Football coaching all the way down is still seen as an inherited thing.
Even my high school coach retired and gave the job to his son who he'd been prepping for the role for a decade before.
One of the last true jobs that goes from father to son. But that's how a good portion of NFL teams are. Clarence Hackensack Mara bought the Giants for 1,000 dollars and the promise to move them to New Jersey.

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>>153240559
>Human memory is fragile and we, by nature, fill in holes with what we 'know'.
im feeling creeped out by this now...just remembered in highschool, I took my wife on our first date to chic fil a and a movie...and we took pictures of each other on our shitty flip phone cameras. of course the name isnt present...lizard people did this

>>153240689
Given his desire to be in that world and past with Trump, shocking that Brady wasn't in them. I imagine Giselle knew and kept him from it.

>>153240689
What would moot be like at an Epstein party?

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>president is skipping the owl because the halftime performer makes him butthurt

embarassing

Bitchknees sure does love bringing up politics

>>153240713
gay bottom but treated gently because he's a client/asset

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>>153240713
Main course.
>>153240722
I think he's more worried about the booing and high chance he'll shit his pants in public again. It's why the Dems hid Biden.

>>153240722
I liked how he was asked about it and he's like "I don't know who he is, I don't like him"

>>153240733
We're discuss crimes NFL owners committed and how the President will not be attending the Super Bowl halftime show. Why do these subjects bother you?

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>>153240736
What are your thoughts on this evolutionary family? I want a neutral opinion.

>>153240753
Fuck off faggot

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>>153240713

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Lol thanks Schefty

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>>153240722
It's alright, Sam will deliver the Lombardi to the oval.

>>153240766
You need to free yourself from such binary thinking. This genny is filled with "Pats Bad Seahawks Good", which is bullshit.

>>153240762
Poor man's Ralts-Kirla-Gardevior just there for a certain type of fapper.

>>153240785
Fuck off faggot

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Pats Bad Seahawks Good

>>153240642
>>153240670
>tripfag reading comprehension

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Pats mid, Seahawks good

>>153240786
Not even Psychic type tho

>>153240785
Pats Bad
Seahawks Bad
All teams sucked this year, name one good team this year, you can't.

>>153240337
It's a pretty good hire anon

>>153240817
The Jags

>>153240546
It's Chick-Fil-A, I just made a typo. You're probably misremembering because "chic" is a word

>>153240337
It's a legit hire tbqh.

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He would win a SB by his second year.

>>153240820
Jags are never good

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>Jags are never ACK

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My jags would booty blast either super is team

>>153240837
Too bad he died in 2022

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>>153240834
>Pokemon always seemed like something only spastics enjoyed
This is very accurate. Anime is gay tho.

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This is now a DUUUUUUUUUUVAAAAAAAAL thread.

>>153240853
the seahawks beat the jags 20-12

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>>153240853
AND STILL

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>>153240853
@grok is this true?

>>153240834
You just had to be there in 1999.

>>153240827
>"chic" is a word
yeah, exactly...the word i had trouble pronouncing. which is weird to me that i would have had trouble pronouncing 'chick'. but it's either some alternate timeline convergence, lizard people or faulty memory. im going with lizard people.

>>153240888
pretty much yeah.

>>153240762
Worst of the three paldean starters. Least cute first form, most forgettable middle form, least powerful final form. A shame because I have a water type starter bias.

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i was going to post every ring but fuck that its too many posts

https://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/28360921/every-super-bowl-championship-ring

>>153240834
>>153240888
I have a distinct memory of buying Yellow at target at the same time as Americana and my mom getting pissed at the lyrics on the drive home kek.

lifelong us12 here is this genny always this boring

>>153240834
I'd call you a contrarian faggot, but the games themselves have been mediocre at best for over a decade now and 99% of the licensed stuff (anime, movies, etc.) is garbage.

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>Brady's (supreme ball knower) pick for DRotY

>>153240947
I liked not being autistic so I didn't have to choose one or the other.

Everyone wanted the Walmart bowl

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>>153240934
Yes, unless the iggles are losing.

>>153240934
What are you talking about? This is top tier football discussion. Almost 30 year old anime for children, politics, rare frogs, it doesn't get much better than this.

since 2005 the seahawks have appeared in 20% of all super bowls

I'm not autistic but I was deep into Pokemon when I was 6 and everyone getting into Yu Gi Oh when I was 8 made me vicerally hate trends, fads, advertisements and consumerism even to this day.

>Gutting the Hawkies' staff
>Stealing Shaheed in FA
Yeah it's all coming together for my Raidies

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>>153241011
I don't think the rammies will be poaching anyone.