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>>153241983

Sweden = Canada of Europe

Hockey belongs to the south.

>>153242007
Does that make you the Quebec of Europe? or the Maritimes of Europe?
>>153242011
near the Mediterranean?

>hockey under the hot florida sun

>>153242011
>no milly trying to claim copeys cup
kwab

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>>153241983
>>153241983
>>153241983

Shayne by no means wanted to play for the hurricanes, but unfortunately that is his Gostisbehere

>>153241927
I dabble in furry porn every once in a while. You wouldnt fuck a cat girl?

>>153242020
>Alaska is also a national leader in the per capita alcohol consumption statistics, with rates of alcoholism that greatly exceed the national average.

>scorefull draw

>>153242042
the only reason to have sex is to create the next generation of hockey players
can cat girls do that?

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mmmm master bettman it tastes so good
is that a hint of gefilte fish im tasting?

yes ill buy the reverse retro 4th edition anniversary classic jersey master bettman don't worry

gaping bussi

Who are the musical acts tonight?

2 goals in 13 shots.

how will the fans in the stand see the game when there is a tent over the rink?

>>153242078
kid rock and limp bizkit

>>153242061
Calm down, Samir.

>>153242094
so how much did you bid on a jersey worn for 1 period?

>>153242078
My Ass, which will be accompanied by My Balls

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>>153242087
>excuse me

>kongs

Ez 1 point lol

>>153242078
Korn and Creed

>>153242104
Laffs and soilers are shit, Samir. No need for the constant meltdown.

>>153241983
boston privateers vs. tampa pirates

for me it's the chippys

gary should do standup comedy at center ice for the halftime show

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mfw i kill two canadian franchises in less than 5 years

but at least i got florida 2 cups and vegas another cup this year

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>>153242160
>“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather.”

>>153241983
which one is Bobby Schmautz?

today a middle aged man continued to fail to realize that nobody really enjoys his presence

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wow

>>153242192
what a bunch of dorks

>football players vs colonials on a pirate map

What the fuck is going on

>>153242204
gary ran out of ideas this time around

gary's really lost his marbles

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>>153242170
thats true though

Can't believe my Sabres lost

this year's interns is a bad batch

>>153242203
this is wrestlefag show tier garbage
>>153242214
I never said that it wasn't, no one did
>ever.. always...

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>>153242204

>>153242222
checked!
it's wrestlechad, tho

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zomg!

>>153242170
infowars is based

>>153242232
>day 350 if drumps 1 day annexation of canada

>>153242232
not if India's got anything to say about that, saar... which they might...

>>153242045
the majority of the population of alaska is concentrated in 3 urban centers, the rest are mostly degenerate abbos out in villages that shouldn't even exist, who rape their cousins and drink aircraft de-icing fluid. all the per capita statistics are skewed. highest number of hockey teams per capita, highest number of harley davidson owners per capita, highest number of snowmobiles per capita, highest number of grocery stores per capita, gas stations per capita, bla bla bla bla bla

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this just in: gary thinks mckenna is hawt

Has McChud addressed the fact that he was on Epstein Island

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>>153242162
Who, Nucks and the Flames/Leafs?

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>>153242275
hot off the press

>>153242283
He always remembers that vivid memory of sticking his penis into a little boys butthole for the first time.

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>>153242294
Just noticed it was Treetard, I thought it was G Betty

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>>153242302
Why did he do it?

we live in a world where the oilers are literal canonical child fuckers

what a time to be alive

>>153242315
link this to the government website drop or it's fake

>>153242303
>>153242315
G Betty, the Honcho

E m i l y !
m
i
l
y
!

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off to take land with the boys

some retard in this thread said pregame started at 6 and puck.drop was 6:30. That was obviously fucking wrong.

>>153242336
>i-its fake!!
pathetic

>>153242358
you're a silly goose

Wouldn't mind being marooned on Emily Island, if you catch my drift

puck drop is at 7PM lmao

>>153242353
That was me. Next puck drop after this game is at 9.

My penguins (:

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Mr Katz they found out.. they know, we're fucked.

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>>153242222
quads of truth

i'm being told that the pregame show was scrapped and it's just going to be gary with a hula hoop for 15 minutes

These tampa jerseys look so gay

>>153242315
Was it worth it McDavid? Was having sex with children worth it? Seems you got back to back cup losses outta the deal. Looks like you deserved it all along.

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tampa's jerseys are so uninspired

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>>153242402
https://youtu.be/5Rk8u2FTaG0

gary is a true mensch, there is no doubt

>named lightning
>lightning bolt barely even visible on the jersey

>>153242421
raped retard

>>153242409
>>153242412
i'll still be buying one

kevin weekes is one of the good ones

>>153242452
i thought he died in a boating accident

>>153242442
Pedo.

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hell yeah

>>153242452
i don't like what's being inferred here

>>153242452
>former >rags player
>good one

>>153242452
Did you mean Kevin Weeks?

>she was just 17.95 years old you monster!!!!

GARY!

unbelievable

>>153242452
>good ones
no such thing

>>153242458
oh is he one of those too

wouldn't surprise me, air force types are known to be like that

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they better fire the god damn cannons when we score

nice to see pk repping minnesota's somali community
ICE OUT

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gary spotted

>>153242162
Your team is shit and run by a retard.

>>153242525
>no hook hand

>puck drop in half an hour
gary.......

did these assholes seriously make mark messier dress up like colonial guy

>>153242452
you're such a faggot

>>153242522
instead of the walk of shame from the penalty box, they should have them walk the plank

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gary's got some serious lobes hanging off his ears

why does gary shake his head when he speaks??

5℃

>>153242562
big lobes, big balls

>>153242563
holding in rage while having to speak to goyim

>>153242563
they're a nervous people

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>turn on the game
>gary bettman is being interviewed by mark messier dressed as a pirate

why is gary so bundled up when its not even below freezing?

praise gary

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>it's like having nathan mackinnon assist you through your cold symptoms

YOU CALL THAT A TISSUE BLOW!?
MOTHER FUCKER GET IT FUCKING RIGHT. TISSUE. TO. NOSE. DON'T FUCK IT UP.
NO GATORADE ONLY LENTILS
DO WHAT I FUCKING SAY.

thanks mackinnon

A RINK RISES

>>153242563
he's cold

>>153242336
https://www.justice.gov/epstein
Faggot

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>>153242593
Gary is an entertainer first and a painfully rich corporate executive every other step in succession

think gary's into financial speculation?

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'eads!!

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I've got a god damned meeting about to start so I'm going to miss pukdroppe and probably the first period. Hopefully I'll be in for a pleasant surprise when I join up during lunch

>>153242649
link the specific email that is referencing the oilers

>>153242593
Something, something, humidity.
Something, something, wet cold.
Something, something, wind chill.

He's just a pussy.

>>153242674
just do a grep

>>153242673
Good luck at work! You can watch the highlights of our broons winning later

>>153242674
Faggot. You can search it up in the link I provided, you dumb fuck.

Love to see Ray Ferraro!

cat epstein.txt | grep mcgaykid

>>153242028
>"What about the droid attack on the blue line?"

stop giving me nerd advice, nerd

>>153242673
>also has a meeting about to start
trying times

why isint 88 banned?

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>>153242693
it's fake

>>153242731
gary made them delete it

>>153242731
Your Mom's titties are fake and paid for'em, and I think Dr. Cohen did a fine job

>>153242747
that may be so, but the oilers email that keeps getting spammed is fake and that search proves it

who are these lunatics?

so based

is that jakob voracek?

couldn't even license the real pirates of the carribbean theme

>>153242701
Try b-getty

These guys look like butt pirates

wonder if tonights garyslop will outdraw womens college basketball

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>>153242762
oh, yeah, obviously
this place is nothing but gaslighting, Fireball City

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>enter

ARRR these pirates be nasty fellows!

holy shit this is gay and cringe

pirates of the gary, bein'

gary has turned my beloved game into a carnival

pirates are evil
they kill innocent people and steal from their corpses
why would gary want to associate with them

why did hockey get gayer after adding more sunbelt teams?

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>>153242813
and its beautiful

It's... TIME

>>153242814
gary has always been a strong supporter of the idf and their missions across the globe

ok this is kino

this is turning into a bigger disaster than that rained out ball game at that nascar track

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why is jon cooper dressed like michael jackson? was he named in the epstein files and is just owning it?

Maybe this is how Gary grows the game to the United States Somalian diaspora?

Disney of Ice: Buttpirates and the Gay Furry Teddybears

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>not ignoring this stupid shit the same way you ignore the intermissions and most of the commentary and commercials for the matter AND THE ANTHEM FFS

>>153242822
KYS, sunbelter

>>153242731
>he actually trusts the US government
>he trusts the exact same entity that kept the public from even seeing most of these files for years
>he actually believes that they are the only credible source or valid source

you're just the right kind of golem the government likes, the one who will only take their word
>b-but the phrase didn't come up on the .gov search results!!

then believe them im sure it'll always work out great for you in the end

>>153242833
>>153242835
humiliation ritual

>>153242833
okay, im out

>>153242835
he knows that the End is nigh, and he'll have to answer the Lord Creator of the Universe
>whoever that is

>>153242852
raped bitch

>>153242848
well then where did you find the email if it's not on the place where all the emails are being released?

Al Murdoch is the GOAT of public announcing.

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5-0 bruins

>>153242833
he's a cuban mobster :3

>>153242859
good post

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HOLY SHIT HE'S GOT A GUN GET DOWN

This guy is a fucking awful singer

>>153242833
>showing off heavy metal horns like he's the drummer for somebody's band

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>please remove your hats if able

>>153242841
next year hold the game in disney between the ducks and boltZ

>>153242888
look chud some people don't have arms OR friends who have arms to do it for them

post malone's gay nephew

FAT

>>153242814
cool it

>he said he listened to the anthem, and I'm thinking, Why?
same old song every time

why are all the pirates straight white christian trump supporting men?

mormons talked to me at the park and I was too nice to tell them to leave me alone again award

WRESTLECHADS WERE BACK

>>153242910
It's a good song.

i was at a nascar race in pensylvania and a drunk hillbilly in the crowd didnt removed his shit hat during the antem and another hillbilly got really mad about it and they started fighting

URRAH URRAH URRAH

Drink til you die you dirty spammers these posts all go to the google file.

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>>153242911
this says a lot about our society

Fat Maroon

>>153242911
um, your stream must be delayed

>>153242921
No, everyone in here knows that's not true at all
Liar

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>Titus
E-God sport confirmed

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>>153242819
>>153242813
What bud said, it's Gary making it more about the stupid gay event nights than the sport itself.
I feel that is more indicative of the problems with society, unless it's novel every night, at least in the States, no one wants to go.
Short attention spans and getting constant bread and circus in your own home makes it hard to convince the goyim to go out.

who's the loud nigger?

>poo inn

POOINS

THE CITY OF BAWWWWWWWWSTON KWAB

Jesus Christ

4-2 tampa

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>DMX
based

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guess that's why they're called the lightning

>>153242943
Is that one of those "Captain Phillips" pirates?

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wowee love hockey

PEAK COMEDY

>>153242944
my favourite wrestler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUJfDF6yg04

holy fuck thats retarded

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>its already over

swaym1n

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Fucking insane what Gary lets Florida get away with.

>fastest goal in an Winter Classic
NEAT!!!!!!

at least this looks marginally less evil and tacky than when the panthers and rangers did it

>>153242966
samir mentioned

is this a hockey game for ants?

1 shot, 1 goal

>>153242963
clown show

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i still think the gayest outdoor gimmick was xeattle players throwing fish

camera angle for ants
ZOOM THE FUCK IN

>>153242997
we need to see vasilevsky bay and kucherov cove

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>>153242997
cant see the puck?

gary is burrowing under the arena as we speak so he can pop out of center ice for a nice surprise during the first intermission

>>153242992
What about Nashville, don't they do that?
>it's all in good fun, you stick in the mud, you

american football watcher here

where are all the penalties and commercials that make sports fun to watch

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Father, I cannot see the puck

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my broons :(

>>153243008
bud stuck it in your mud

>can't see the puck
nigga I can't even see the game

Maybe I'm retarded and with a short attention span, but the animated boards are fucking awful and it's a sin that they still exist.

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what in god's name

>>153243027
showing off WAY too much cleavage there john

>>153243027
he should do up some of those buttons, i can almost see his pubes

>>153243027
>>153243035
It's Tony Montana

How is that not a follow through?

>>153243032
finnish innovation
guy sold the rights to the nhl for 150k

>>153243035
he's living his truth

did not notice the lightning bolt necklace

>>153243018
good true and accurate post

Why do American broadcasts need Officiating Experts?

why havent they shown what jim montgomery is wearing

this boston yellow is horrendous like damn.

>>153243064
monty was fired for being an alcoholic and fighting with marchand

>>153243068
the goalie's pads are terroristic but the rest of it just looks like a bad but forgettable pittsburgh uniform

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>>153243068
>swayman

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>>153243027
>>153243035

>>153243072
>monty was fired for being an alcoholic
Never understood why this type of discrimination is still allowed in our society.

Audio levels are still all over the place...

>>153243086
sean higgins worked at a rehab center

>victor hedman
>is a man
>has a head
>has been victorious in the past
never getting over this

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business idea: outdoor playoff series in june

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>godty mentioned

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>>153243092
Go Flames

>>153243027
what an asshole

>BÅRKLÄDER

F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

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>>153243107
Feb 24th, save the date!

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>>153243122

What was Holmberg thinking?

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>>153243143

>>153243090
Small indie production, it's okay bud

hagel the bagel

uh oh, Tahoe
>uh oh

>most dangerous draw at Raymond James Stadium in Sunny Tampa Bay, Florida

>alex steen is still playing

this game looks like shit

>>153243196
just like my islanders

Weeksy opened the door

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Yeah, this game looks terrible, and another outdoor game in Florida, thanks Gary
Might be at best 2 Canadian teams in the playoffs this year, but at least you grew the game!

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it took me 5 tries to solve the captcha, am i stupid?

>>153243213
Why are you still watching?

>>153243221
certainly are

Is PK the worst commentator?

>>153243234
What else should we do on a Sunday night?

>>153243221
Worse. You're brown.
>>153243213
>No Canadian cup in over 30 years.
At some point you need to ask what's wrong with your country.

of all the pros from boston you got a yankees pitcher?

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>Tampa Gay Lightning

>>153243241
Find another hobby?

>>153243242
retard

Geekie

Shit teams

>>153243221
Stop resetting your ip and you'll stop getting hard ones

What a soft goal

it was 1-0

>>153243274
All games are 1-0 at some point - french philosopher jacques lemaire

are the bruins actually good?

>>153243285
>buston
>good

>Hedman comes back
>Defensige structure falls apart

no..NO

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>>153243234
I stopped right before I typed my post.

Uh oh
>STINKY
Uh oh
>STINKY
Uh oh
>STINKY

Not sure how that isn’t goaltender interference

>>153243315
No, why are you watch this sport still? If you hate what the product has become, why even watch it?

>>153242563
non-conscience pandering to indians

I don't normally watch hockey. Why the fuck is there no crowd?

its over

>>153243333
NEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>153243332
you are asking why are there no hockey fans in florida?

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/hoc/, is this good?

bud won

>>153243338
shut the fuck up raped retard

>>153243332
Playing in a football stadium

>>153243332
the crowd is located several kilometres away

>>153243343
jon cooper might never want to wear his "cool slave owner" outfit again :(

>>153243344
This

Wow, today Emily is dressed like she's about to bomb Dresden.

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>wear the cursed bucs uniforms
>play like the bucs

Man that walk to the locker room must suck

>>153243362
she's a hussy for sure

Any /hoc/ posters at the game?

>I HATE WHAT HOCKEY HAS BECOME, BUT I'M STILL GONNA WATCH SAID SPORT
Fucking faggots.

>>153243341
I get your point. But I'm used to at least seeing empty seats.

>>153243351
[chuckling]

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>>153243325
I didn't for well over a decade, came back, and it's worse than before
I wanted to see if the leafies or the Oilies would win, but was disappointed twice in a row

>>153243035
holy kwab what a retarded faggot lmao

>>153243400
>I wanted to see if the leafies won
Lol
Retard

>>153243411
That's not very nice bro

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back when people dressed like this, wouldn't subban be a slave?

the lights go down, it's Gary time

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Bro what the fuck is this shit...

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I just fucking can't, man.

>>153243418
I meant to say that earlier

country music is so fucking gay

>>153243416
All >laffs should be treated like shit.

It's the half-time show.

>>153243430
JLMI

better than the Super Bowl intermission tho

clear and obvious lip-syncing

>>153243431
You're not a very nice person
I wish u all the best still :)

>another song about my pickup truck
redneck music sucks so much ass

>>153243401
t. trb facing a mirror

>>153243418
a lot of escaped slaves actually found freedom among pirates, who were (often, but not always) more racially egalitarian than regular society, and would treat them like just another crewmember

>>153243451
I hate country bro music. Bring in CCR

>Outdoor game has a pirate theme
>They didn't get a band like Alestorm to play live
Huge miss opportunity, Gary.