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/hoc/ 02/02/26(Mon)02:23:14 No.153244170 Goalie Fight Edition
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:24:01 No.153244180 >>153244170
based
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:24:03 No.153244182 >>153244170
Ned would him both these goofs
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:24:04 No.153244183 blues
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:24:33 No.153244187 >laffs
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:24:37 No.153244188 Go Bruins!
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:24:59 No.153244194 My penguins (:
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:25:38 No.153244198 >>153244183
suck
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:25:38 No.153244199 >>153244188
we must reverse this threatening momentum
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:25:46 No.153244201 >tfw you're a kid with cancer who could have had your treatments approved and paid for but fucking Rob missed not once, but twice.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:26:13 No.153244208 should be a swashbuckler of a third period.
arrrrr you ready, matey? haha
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:27:58 No.153244222 >>
Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:28:45 No.153244225 >Florida turned into the GOAT NHL state
>now they have the GOAT outdoor hockey setup
norfbros.....we got too cocky
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:29:17 No.153244228 why are they piss yellow?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:29:58 No.153244235 >>153244199
I'm worried :(
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:30:00 No.153244236 gary is going to make tb win isnt he
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:31:08 No.153244247 >>153244236
he needs the fans to go home happy
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:31:55 No.153244253 >>153244228
Usually, they are marner yellow.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:32:10 No.153244255 don't watch much Bruins games, how is MIddlestadt looking this year?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:32:55 No.153244261 >>153244235
everytime I tab across to check Game Center it auo-updates and I'm just waiting for it to slip over to 5-5 :[
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:34:11 No.153244268 >>153244228
they keep forcing it in boston
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:38:21 No.153244290 >>153244261
This period has been much more defensive
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:40:10 No.153244301 >>153244268
even the mayor
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:41:12 No.153244309 >>153244301
JEN
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:42:57 No.153244327 >>153244290
I think they might just be able to run down the clock
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:44:47 No.153244343 knights on soon
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:45:00 No.153244346 oh shit poitras is playing tonight
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:45:20 No.153244352 >>153244343
based
raw tomorrow
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:46:13 No.153244357 >>153244343
an exciting game is coming up
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:46:13 No.153244358 >>153244352
true bro!
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:46:21 No.153244360 bilka
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:47:16 No.153244373 >ruin5
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:47:36 No.153244380 >broon5
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:47:43 No.153244381 gary an his gay refs gave tb 20 mins of power play just so they could give tb the win. sway should have had that
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:48:17 No.153244390 >IT WAS 5-2
>IT WAS 5-2
>IT WAS 5-2
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:48:23 No.153244394 >tie game
its over
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:48:30 No.153244397 >It was 5-1
>Cirelli injured
Lmao
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:48:34 No.153244398 >>153244381
your goalie shouldn't have chimped out
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:49:14 No.153244404 >>153244398
he's a jew he cant help but dazzle the goyim
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:49:17 No.153244406 >>153244397
It's a miracle that the bruins have above 50% win rate
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:49:29 No.153244409 oh fuck my fucking big fucking mouth >>153244327
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:50:15 No.153244415 morgan geekie will score the game winner
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:50:56 No.153244422 >>153244415
BASED
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:51:03 No.153244423 >>153244409
I told you to pay your witch.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:51:34 No.153244428 >>
Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:51:45 No.153244430 The Florida Lightning
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:51:56 No.153244433 please let the game end soon gary. I need to wage tomorrow
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:52:45 No.153244438 im playing arc raiders after this
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:53:23 No.153244444 >>153244428
history is being made tonight
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:54:10 No.153244450 >R
>U
>I
>N
>S
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:54:31 No.153244452 >>153244423
oh yeah, and I told her to fuck off.
>>153244415
yes this is going to happen. Geekie can get us out of this.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:54:53 No.153244456 >>153244444
Quints of truth
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:55:04 No.153244457 these sticks break too often
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:55:30 No.153244462 >>153244444
digits confirm
>ruins
lose
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:55:37 No.153244463 All that’s left to see now is the refs scrap, let’s see tha head official throw hands with da linesman
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:55:49 No.153244465 >>153244444
>historically scoreful draw in the sunbelt
wasted
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:56:04 No.153244469 >>153244444
Checked. There's going to be a happening.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:56:05 No.153244472 you retards know this is scripted, right?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:56:18 No.153244475 Am I the only one who thinks for outdoor games, the space between the rink and the stands shouldn't just be filled with random junk?
If you're not going to put seats, at least put a tarp or something.
It looks fucking terrible
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:56:43 No.153244478 they not gonna let this game in front of a crowd of 60k to watch tb blown out so the refs had to call shitload of penaltieas
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:56:44 No.153244479 >>153244472
gary would never lie to us
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:57:38 No.153244491 >>153244472
Hey, some teams goes against the script. It's like defying fate, you know.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:57:44 No.153244493 >>153244482
That's the spirit :)
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:58:06 No.153244497 two minutes to go it's all on Khusnutdinov
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:58:07 No.153244498 >>153244475
kek it matches most front lawns in florida
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:58:43 No.153244503 >it's called a lanai
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:58:45 No.153244505 god I hate overtime
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:58:58 No.153244507 so obviously scripted
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:59:31 No.153244511 >>153244472
Not a chance it isn't. The last one was too boring so this one needs to have some drama.
Overtime? In MY Garyb Owl? It's more likely than you think.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:59:32 No.153244512 SSSSSCCCCAAAARRRRRR
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:59:52 No.153244515 >>153244512
no fake scar posting allowed in /hoc/
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:59:59 No.153244518 bring back ties, gary
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:00:35 No.153244523 Stadium Gary Time
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:01:28 No.153244534 these people just want to go home
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:01:33 No.153244535 >>153244511
checked
>>153244512
i like how you think
>>153244515
SCCCCCARRRRRRRR
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:02:10 No.153244540 >>153244505
yeah overtime sucks. not as bad as going into shootouts, shootouts literally defeat the entire point of having a 3 hour match. just flip a fucking coin at puckdrop and don't even bother playing the game in the first place if you're gonna end up with a shootout
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:02:12 No.153244541 >>153244534
this game should have been held on saturday. doesn't gary know that people have work tomorrow?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:02:25 No.153244544 >The game is getting out of hand, feed Tampa PPs until they tie it, the advertisers are screaming bloody murder
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:02:42 No.153244547 >tendies with ice cream
thanks for bringing progress to our shit planet
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:03:02 No.153244551 3v3 overtime needs to go
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:03:13 No.153244553 Huomenta but the opposite
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:03:34 No.153244558 Rigged
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:03:40 No.153244559 the fix is in
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:03:44 No.153244560 holy shit these fuckin refs
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:03:46 No.153244561 RIGGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:03:51 No.153244563 wut lol
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:04:09 No.153244566 they can't see the refs
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:04:15 No.153244568 >>
Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:04:23 No.153244572 Is Ray Ferarro fucking deaf?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:04:27 No.153244573 you could hear the whistle is everybody fucking deaf?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:04:43 No.153244576 >>153244544
okay now I think you're right
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:04:44 No.153244577 fuck gary so much
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:05:01 No.153244582 SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:05:03 No.153244583 KWAB
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:05:10 No.153244585 >a literal aquarium
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:05:16 No.153244586 is everyone deaf? clearly blew the whistle before puck even went to the lightning zone
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:05:30 No.153244587 refpuck
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:05:36 No.153244588 >>153244585
>a boy aquarium
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:05:40 No.153244590 SSSSSSSSCCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:05:44 No.153244591 >he scored?
>call slashing
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:06:04 No.153244596 thats the gayest penalty in history of ot
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:06:42 No.153244601 >>153244596
should've been a major
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:07:07 No.153244604 SCARRRRRRRRRR
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:07:30 No.153244607 >First Florida game is a blowout snoozefest
>Second is one of the most rigged games ever put on ice
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:07:43 No.153244609 hilarious non-call on the crosscheck
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:08:47 No.153244616 >Game management
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:09:06 No.153244618 we're growing the game, goy
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:09:09 No.153244619 is this the longest game in history. didnt it start at 6:30
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:10:02 No.153244624 SSSSCCCCCCCAAAAARRR
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:10:10 No.153244625 >ruins
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:10:13 No.153244628 >>153244619
no, 7. gary tricked us again.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:10:35 No.153244630 SSSSSSCCCCAAAAARRREE
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:10:59 No.153244632 tampa deserves to lose because of the way jon cooper is dressed up
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:11:07 No.153244633 this Gary time is zany
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:11:08 No.153244634 >Tampon Gay LGBTQning
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:11:08 No.153244635 not in front of kucherov cove...
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:11:12 No.153244636 >>
Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:11:15 No.153244637 swayman read that perfectly
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:11:16 No.153244638 so i don't watch a ton of hockey. swayman has been fucking massive tonight, no?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:11:19 No.153244639 kek kuch tryin to shoot through the goalie like a beer leaguer
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:11:36 No.153244642 SSSCCCCAARRRRRRRRRRRR
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:11:40 No.153244643 What a save from Swayman
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:11:46 No.153244645 so does this penalty extend into the shootout?
like will the first shootout attempt be 2 on 1 ?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:12:13 No.153244648 can the bruins refrain from chimping out for 5 mintues?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:12:20 No.153244649 >>153244638
except for those 5 goals
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:12:30 No.153244650 >>153244638
some key saves but a poor save percentage overall
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:12:36 No.153244651 sssscccaaaaarrrrrrrr>>153244645
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:12:42 No.153244652 >>153244645
no
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:12:48 No.153244655 TWO
W
O
OT BENULTIES FOR TAMPA
ARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL GARY
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:12:50 No.153244656 >>153244638
This is why Swayman is going to the Limpicks. goalies are the only exception to the weakest link rule. you can still win games if your team sucks as long as your goalie is league-class
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:13:16 No.153244659 >>153244645
don't give gary any ideas
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:13:17 No.153244660 SSSSSSCCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRRR
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:13:29 No.153244662 >>153244645
yes the penalty will extend. lightning’s first penalty shot will have two players rushing the net against swayman
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:13:43 No.153244663 >>153244649
weren't two of them going to happen no matter what?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:14:17 No.153244665 Holy fuck I just want to play video games
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:14:18 No.153244666 shootouts are so fucking gay
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:14:30 No.153244668 >>153244645
its a flaw in NHL’s rules
you should ALWAYS take a penalty with less than 30 secs left in your zone. why not?? ensures they dont score and forces a shootout where the penalty doesnt matter
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:14:59 No.153244670 >>153244666
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:15:26 No.153244672 >>153244666
thank you gary
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:15:28 No.153244673 >>153244638
normal sized
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:15:41 No.153244674 >>153244666
cheggged
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:15:42 No.153244675 >maximum advertiser screen time unlocked
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:15:55 No.153244679 >>153244645
theyll let the lightning use 2 pucks on one attempt
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:16:24 No.153244680 one of the few kino outdoor games
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:16:47 No.153244682 >>153244675
He's a good businessman.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:16:48 No.153244683 >>153244680
SYBAU
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:17:00 No.153244684 >>153244680
>He says drooling and clapping like the fucking retard he is
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:17:34 No.153244687 >>153244680
this.
the last one was a disaster but this has been KINO.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:17:49 No.153244691 geekie sccccaaaarrrrr
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:18:56 No.153244695 why dont they just have a goalie race to settle this?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:19:32 No.153244701 >>153244695
interesting go on
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:19:40 No.153244702 I would have better shootout attempts than these
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:19:41 No.153244703 I'm gonna go shit in my own pants. I know what's going to happen.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:19:56 No.153244704 Easy win. Never any doubt. Next time keep the bruins on a tighter leash.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:20:12 No.153244706 IT WAS 5-1
>IT WAS 5-1
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:20:13 No.153244707 kek they choked this away, absolutely grim
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:20:15 No.153244708 >RUINS
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:20:16 No.153244709 he's gonna wear it again
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:20:18 No.153244710 Rigged
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:20:20 No.153244711 kek
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:20:21 No.153244712 Ahahahahahahhajahahahahahaa Ruins
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:20:26 No.153244714 i've only watched one hockey game this season but that's the best hockey game i've watched this season
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:20:44 No.153244716 >>
Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:20:58 No.153244718 are you upset?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:21:13 No.153244721 >>153244711
clownshow
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:21:15 No.153244722 refpuck
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:21:24 No.153244724 a Gary masterclass!
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:21:37 No.153244726 >>153244711
Spirit halloween ahhh league
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:21:57 No.153244727 I'm a sailor peg!
And I lost my leg!
Climbing up the top sails!
I lost my leg!
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:22:00 No.153244729 shit game gn
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:22:12 No.153244732 >>153244721
SEETHE
E
E
T
H
E
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:22:14 No.153244734 gary put in some overtime writing that script
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:22:23 No.153244736 That was the most blatantly fucking rigged game I've ever had the displeasure of watching since the last Stadium Series game.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:22:25 No.153244737 >>153244711
>i told my wife this cannon would pay for itself
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:22:27 No.153244738 in this moment i am euphoric
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:22:49 No.153244741 Emily looking slutty in that leather jacket
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:23:00 No.153244743 >ruins
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:23:22 No.153244746 >>153244741
post screen cap
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Gary Bettman
02/02/26(Mon)03:23:27 No.153244748 Did you enjoy that, /hoc/?! I sure did!
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:23:44 No.153244749 why all the mean comments haven't we been through enough
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:23:50 No.153244752 fake league with fixed outcomes, that’s why I only watch the KHL
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:24:26 No.153244756 now we have to wait until october for the next outdoor gary game
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:24:33 No.153244758 >it is rigged when my team loses
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:24:37 No.153244760 >>153244736
even casters seemed surprised
like when kuchie didn't score on the breakaway
>>153244749
stop using ai
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:25:03 No.153244762 That was fucking awesome.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:25:05 No.153244763 >>153244756
oh good lord its CanadaMania for the next outdoor game
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:25:07 No.153244765 Some guy bet a lot of money on the Bruins and just got fucked in the ass
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:25:12 No.153244767 >>153244756
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:25:13 No.153244768 Thank you Mr Gary for the game. This was the most iconic outdoor game of all time, it was everything
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:25:14 No.153244769 It's too cold here in Tampa
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:26:03 No.153244772 >>153244756
>princess auto
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:26:06 No.153244773 >hey florida, see that? see how exciting hockey can be? maybe you should keep watching our (totally not rigged league) once football season ends!
absolute marketing masterclass by the bet man
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:26:17 No.153244774 >>153244765
reminds me of trb on 04/17/22
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:26:28 No.153244775 >most penalized team in the league shockingly commits penalties
>WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S RIGGED SAVE ME GARY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:26:32 No.153244776 >>153244756
Lmao its bad enough having to play in Winnipeg and now those players have to play outside in Winnipeg
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:26:49 No.153244780 honestly, everyone LARPing was pretty kino
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:27:14 No.153244783 >>153244758
>It's just a total coincidence Tampa started to be fed PPs when they were getting obliterated in their own gay ass pirate themed stadium
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:27:47 No.153244785 >>153244773
Not gonna lie. /nfl/ transplant here checking it out cause I've been hearing about it all week
Totally worked. I'm getting a Lightning jersey
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:27:49 No.153244787 >>153244783
>it’s just a coincidence the most penalized team in the league took some penalties
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:28:43 No.153244789 >>153244785
hockey is not for you
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:29:25 No.153244793 >>153244785
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:29:49 No.153244798 >>153244772
it's an unusual name for a royal, to be sure
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:29:49 No.153244799 >goalie fight
Gary made the call, huh
Had to make it close, too!
Fuck this shit man
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:30:20 No.153244804 >>153244760
>stop using ai
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:30:22 No.153244805 >>153244783
purely coincidental
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:30:38 No.153244807 8 straight penalties against the Bruins for the rigged comeback. First game I’ve watched all season, and a reminder of why I stopped watching in the first place. Gayest sport on earth. Will not be watching again
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:31:21 No.153244813 >>153244804
Kek
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:31:36 No.153244815 >>153244807
Feel free to show which one wasn’t a penalty
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:31:48 No.153244817 >>153244789
>>153244793
Kill yourself, canada. Stop visiting our state we fucking hate you
I'm getting a jersey and pissing on the canadian flag in it
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:31:53 No.153244820 >>153244775
>>153244783
>Second most penalized team stops getting penalties called on them in the second then gets gifted two PPs in OT
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:32:08 No.153244821 >>153244807
you have a pretty bad memory if it took until that point for you to remember that you swore off watching hockey in the first place
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:32:35 No.153244828 >>153244821
Not a bad thing to give it another chance
Game management ruins the game
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:32:48 No.153244829 >>153244756
the ice will be formed naturally as god intended
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:33:05 No.153244830 >>153244820
>stopped
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:33:08 No.153244832 >>153244817
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:33:26 No.153244835 >>153244817
gonna cry?
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Gary Bettman
02/02/26(Mon)03:33:49 No.153244838 >>153244785
Welcome football fan! I recommend you watch Heated Rivalry and tell your friends and family all about it too! It's a fantastic introduction for new hockey fans.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:33:59 No.153244839 >>153244817
Buddy, Florida and many other states are desperate for Canadian tourism.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:34:19 No.153244840 Gary got to the halfway point and decided to make the call
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:35:04 No.153244842 >>153244830
>Offsetting calls
Tampa had 7 consecutive PPs.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:35:57 No.153244844 >>153244842
>it is Tampa's fault Boston couldn't behave themselves
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:36:12 No.153244847 >>153244835
I'm getting a jersey. I will wear it to the beach. I cant name a single player on the team and dont know half the penalties. Gary thinks its utterly essential I be catered to as much as you.
Are you gonna cry faggot?
>>153244839
We'll find a way to survive without you retarded assholes driving 50mph on the interstate
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:37:28 No.153244856 >>153244847
just asking cuz you seem upset son
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:37:33 No.153244857 knights are down again it's all so tiresome
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:38:09 No.153244863 >>153244632
He lost a bet. And has to cosplay Tony Montana. You just mad because you're too fat to pull off a suit.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:38:22 No.153244865 >>153244847
eggball anon, you seem tensed
gotta ask, what pants size do you get?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:38:25 No.153244866 >>153244847
>I'm getting a jersey. I will wear it to the beach. I cant name a single player on the team and dont know half the penalties.
Gary worked his magic on the mouthbreathing buffoons down in the Sunshine State, I tell you what.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:38:28 No.153244867 hell yeah we got torts on the panel
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:38:37 No.153244869 >>153244856
I think you're the one crying here but I'd advise against it as the tears will likely freeze to your homosexual face
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:39:40 No.153244878 >>153244869
i mean you've been assblasted since the moment you got here. might be better for you to stick to football
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:40:08 No.153244880 >>153244866
he's buying the jersey from DHGate btw
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:40:56 No.153244886 >>153244866
I keep telling you guys, Gary is magical and this is further proof
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:41:09 No.153244889 >>153244865
39
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:41:56 No.153244896 has sharter fart been banished to the AHL then?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:42:01 No.153244897 sunbelt OUT
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:42:12 No.153244899 Why is cooper dressed like a pimp?
https://x.com/EddieInTheYard/status/2018165347015127281?s=20
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:42:22 No.153244902 >>153244865
32 + 6 inches for your mom
>>153244866
I think you're upset that the team I've adopted as of 10 minutes ago is superior to yours and will be winning the "Stanley cup"
>>153244878
I think I might stick around, actually.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:43:43 No.153244909 why is xhe rb larping as a new fan from the sunbelt
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:43:53 No.153244913 >>153244842
And yet the game tying goal was 5 on 5
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:44:12 No.153244915 Why didn't Gary help the Panthers like he did here?
Is he back in his Tampon phase? Does he hate Boston for being too far north?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:44:35 No.153244917 trouba the tuba
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:44:37 No.153244918 >>153244783
The stadium is already pirate themed numb nuts. It's where the buccaneers play. Been there, it's not great but it's better than most stadiums ive been to.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:45:10 No.153244923 sunbelt IN
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:45:31 No.153244926 based floridian drive-by shitposting our resident faggots into a tizzy
keep it up soldier
this general needs an enema
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:46:43 No.153244933 knights off to a rough start to the .
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:47:55 No.153244938 >Get fucked in the stadium game
>Start to stumble during the homestretch
>Get bounced out of the playoff race at hour 11
You did this last year Gary.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:48:11 No.153244940 >>153244926
I'll do my best, anon.
I even do AI slop. These niggas have no idea who they are fucking with.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:48:43 No.153244942 >>153244756
>they've had 2025 of these
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:48:57 No.153244944 >shootout
ah so the entire game was for nothing and they could have just had a shootout from the start and saved everybody 4 fuckin hours cool sport gary great format EVERYONE deserves a point
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:49:19 No.153244947 >>153244913
>Yeah the officiating might have just gifted Tampa 20 minutes of momentum but the gtg was 5 on 5
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:50:33 No.153244949 >>153244947
Feel free to point out which penalty called on Boston wasn’t a penalty
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:50:42 No.153244951 >My ducks styling on vegas
Feels good bros
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:50:54 No.153244954 it's just not their knight toknight
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:51:25 No.153244958 >>153244940
so tuff burger san
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:54:43 No.153244974 >>153244966
are u throbbin as hard as i do?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:55:59 No.153244982 CAN EVERYONE KEEP IT DOWN FFS EN0UGH IS ENOUGH
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:56:24 No.153244986 >and here's Jackson LaCombe on the powerplay with teammates Jason LaBrushe and Robertson LaHairdryere
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:57:52 No.153244993 our mitchie :)
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:58:19 No.153244995 >>153244982
go back to work dingo san
/hoc/ no worth it
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TB Rays, Bucs, Lightning and USF Bulls /sp/artan (LeXplorer)
02/02/26(Mon)03:58:24 No.153244996 I have no regrets paying $300 to be at that game
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:58:53 No.153245001 A real Mitch Marner bounce for the Ducks resulting in a Mitch Marner goal
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:59:14 No.153245004 >>153244996
You're alive?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:59:54 No.153245006 i survived /sp/artan and the sharty i could easily /heem/ 100 average sized burger bullies
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TB Rays, Bucs, Lightning and USF Bulls /sp/artan (LeXplorer)
02/02/26(Mon)03:59:59 No.153245007 >>153245004
I’ve never been more alive my entire life my brother
GO BOLTS
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:00:30 No.153245009 They call it the sunbelt cause they put belt to ass on the northern teams
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:00:49 No.153245012 >>153245007
how did you survive the piratical activity
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:01:43 No.153245018 if you play soccer or boreball
lower your tone when you speak to me
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:03:11 No.153245024 >>153245018
Motherfucker with the indians you import your number one sport is about to be cricket
And with the chinese you import it might be eating crickets
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:03:18 No.153245026 *slurping cat stew*
if you play soccer or boreball
lower your tone when you speak to me
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:03:25 No.153245028 >that goal just injected lice into the golden knights
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:03:42 No.153245030 >>153245024
qué
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:04:21 No.153245035 >>153245028
trb ahh post
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:04:31 No.153245036 >>153245018
*Raises tone from the cup belt*
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TB Rays, Bucs, Lightning and USF Bulls /sp/artan (LeXplorer)
02/02/26(Mon)04:05:10 No.153245038 >>153245012
It’s been a crazy 48 hours. I have 4 bottles of gatorlyte I have to pound before my 8:30AM flight in the morning
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:05:18 No.153245040 >>153245036
so you're saying that you went from beeeeeeeeeeep to BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:05:54 No.153245045 >>153245040
What am I a dump truck?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:06:31 No.153245048 >>153245045
well it depends on if it has tonal capability
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:07:09 No.153245054 >mad at the sun
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:07:19 No.153245057 >>153244984
Rekt.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:07:24 No.153245058 .
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:07:42 No.153245061 >>153245045
size 39 dump for sure
couldn't see the puck if it hot you in the face
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:08:36 No.153245067 >>153245054
whys that mufugga gotta be so bright
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:09:36 No.153245077 >>153245058
jej
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:09:41 No.153245079 >>153244996
Bro how did you peel your frozen cheeks from the seat? I would've pussied out to the Kia club. Not built for this gay ass cold.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:09:43 No.153245081 >>153245061
You're just jelly of my massive dumpy but your mom doesnt complain.
>>153245048
Maybe if theres like a "just backing up alarm" and a " MOVE YOU DUMB ASSHOLE" alarm
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:10:26 No.153245083 >>153245057
the people that want you to hate china are in the epstein files.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:10:51 No.153245086 my golden knights fucking suck
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:11:20 No.153245089 >>153245086
Andersson sucks
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:12:00 No.153245095 >>153245083
The Chinese weren't invited to the island cause they dicks too small
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:12:20 No.153245097 why didnt the bruins just kill the penalties?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:13:33 No.153245103 can't believe some idiot is going to spend over 2k just so they can smell what hagel's sweat smells like and then reinvigorate it and drink it
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:13:36 No.153245106 >>153244805
from another point of view, boston is the team most victimised by ref conspiracies.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:14:48 No.153245112 >>153245089
trading a shitload for him and not using him in PP is so fucking retarded
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:15:16 No.153245122 >>153245103
he's a big nfl fan
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:15:33 No.153245125 >>153245058
these screencaps aren't even funny anymore
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:15:54 No.153245129 >>153245112
Gallant wasnt the problem in vegas
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:17:53 No.153245147 >>153245125
I'm sorry the Bruins lost little buddy, better luck next time!
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:18:02 No.153245149 >>153245083
I hate everyone. No offense, im sure you're just swell. And i don't like any country, especially yours. And I hardly like mine.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:18:19 No.153245153 My ruins :c
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:18:23 No.153245154 >>153245129
No he was fucking awful for the Knights because his tenure wears thin after years.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:19:20 No.153245158 turns out that nicholas roy was the reason for the knights success after all
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:19:25 No.153245159 >>153245122
I think you're just mad I'm winning the auction
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:20:25 No.153245166 My bolties c:
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:22:27 No.153245182 >>153245164
It isnt locked? What are you talking about?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:24:38 No.153245197 >>153245086
Just like my islanders
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:27:12 No.153245206 >>153244170
I like hockey as a sport but I don't really like how the results feel very random to me. I know there's skill involved but it also just feels like there's a huge luck component and teams just get randomed out.
In most of the other major sports, a conference or division leader is very, very unlikely to lose to someone at the bottom of the division or conference. In hockey, it basically feels like 50/50 no matter who is facing off in the regular season. If the Avalanche faced off against the Flames tomorrow, it wouldn't even be surprising if the Flames won the game.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:29:03 No.153245217 >>153245206
the nhl has lots of parity nowadays so the best teams are something like only 25-40% better than the worst teams and when the worst teams get lucky enough they can win
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:34:03 No.153245237 >>153245164
Not sure what you're talking about since I'm not blocked, but /nfl/ has two serious chronic problem posters that the mods hate. One is a New Zealand poster who has been banned for like 5 years and he just ban evades/uses proxy sites/resets his phone to ban evade. He mostly stays on topic but the mods hate him and try to do ban wars with him every few days but he keeps coming back.
The other guy just posts nonstop porn. It feels like the mods have largely given up trying to moderate the /nfl/ general and now people just post whatever in there. Porn will just stay up undeleted for days at this point.
4chan mods don't really have the tools to moderate the website and we're at a point where the trolls and malicious actors have better tools at their disposal than the moderators do. I'm actually pretty worried this site will become unusable very soon if a handful of destructive people decide to ruin it. Mods are slowly losing control of this website so it wouldn't surprise me if they're resorting to desperate measures to try and prevent complete collapse.
Go Sens.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:36:35 No.153245249 >>153245237
wow that's a lotta words
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:37:27 No.153245258 my duckies about to choke and donate the golden showers another garypoint
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:37:31 No.153245259 i forgot the olympics is soon
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:39:09 No.153245270 >>153245237
dang /nfl/ seems like a pretty nigger genny
world champions ah ah ab
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:42:30 No.153245287 >>153245249
Thank you. I type fast. About 136WPM.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:45:27 No.153245302 The absolute fucking state of the Bombston Ruins.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:47:05 No.153245310 >>153245237
>I'm actually pretty worried this site will become unusable
This has been the case for years for large swathes of the site. You may not have noticed since by and large third-worlders don't care about Burger sports.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:54:04 No.153245338 >>153245103
>Worn during the first period
Every player gets three jerseys in the game which are then sold to creeps online.
Grim
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:55:57 No.153245345 >>153245310
/sp/ died with generals
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:56:16 No.153245349 >>153245259
10 days till puck drop! We'll get a good game between Finland and Slovakia and a blowout between Sweden and Italy. Should be fun
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:56:34 No.153245352 >>153245338
If I buy all three jerseys I can combine their power...
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:58:44 No.153245361 >We are he best team in the West
>.....
>Loses 5 fucking games in a row
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:59:09 No.153245364 oh cool copey can go fuck himself with a cactus
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)05:01:36 No.153245373 >>153245259
I forgot to build the arena
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)05:02:16 No.153245379 copey is the mayor of /hoc/ despite his abhorrent choice of fandom
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)05:04:37 No.153245393 >nords feat latins passion
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)05:07:00 No.153245401 >>
Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)05:15:59 No.153245438 shots fired, fine incoming
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)05:19:02 No.153245448 >>
Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)05:19:08 No.153245449 Quack quackitty quack quack quack
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)05:19:11 No.153245450 cope the knights play very hard in the third period and the third period only.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)05:20:58 No.153245457 >>153245450
cope the Oilers play the Leafs next and WILL WIN and WILL pass the Knights in points and in the standings. KWAB!!!!!
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)05:22:38 No.153245463 well that was needlessly stressful
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)05:23:46 No.153245468 I feel better now. I decided to control the pain.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)05:24:20 No.153245472 >>153245468
fuck off with the AI slop
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)05:26:22 No.153245481 >>153245472
snot AI, there are all manners of pepes that have been drawn over the years if you just search for them. pepe cutting himself is particularly prolific.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)05:38:53 No.153245521 >>153245438
Oh fuck off, stop pussyfooting around it and call it what it was, straight up rigging. I hate when players act all coy and passive aggressive about shit officiating but they need to because if they actually call them out they will blatantly target the team because there is zero fucking oversight in a multi-billion dollar machine with direct ties to multi-billion dollar gambling conglomerates.
Tampa was getting swirlied on home ice during their big gay swashbuckling jamboree so the NHL jammed it up Boston's ass so we wouldn't end up with another rags/kitties. There is clearly bullshittery going on in these big outdoor games, Detroit got fucked when Edvinsson got smashed in the face with a stick with the ref looking directly at him but it was Poolumbuses Cinderella story season because a player that spent the majority of his career in Calgary died while under contract there so they couldn't ruin that for all 30 people that give a fuck about the Teds.
Yeah I'm fucking seething, kiss my ass. I'm sick of this sunbelt shit, they've been getting carted to the finals for 7 straight fucking years. Vegas gets gifted a cup because God forbid they end up like a typical expansion team in Money City, Tampa gets back2back bubble bullshit cups because they can't actually play a full season without running Vasy into the fucking ground, and Florida concussed their way to back2back cups and the gayest fucking sunbeltastic final Gary could have possible dreamed of.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)05:40:27 No.153245525 >>153245521
>I'm sick of this sunbelt shit, they've been getting carted to the finals for 7 straight fucking years. Vegas gets gifted a cup because God forbid they end up like a typical expansion team in Money City, Tampa gets back2back bubble bullshit cups because they can't actually play a full season without running Vasy into the fucking ground, and Florida concussed their way to back2back cups and the gayest fucking sunbeltastic final Gary could have possible dreamed of.
the NHL should force owners to give a shit then in the north because every owner in the north is retarded. muh sunbelt shit dies real quick when you realize the teams down south want to WIN more than the fucking teams in Canada and northern america.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)05:43:54 No.153245536 >>153245525
it's true, teams in hockey markets don't need to win to sell tickets so why bother investing the time and money in developing and maintaining talent? i mean the canucks don't even have a practice arena whereas utah has one from the space age
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)05:44:57 No.153245537 >>153245521
>oilers vs shorks
>celebrini dodges a high stick
>ref decides to call it a penalty
>celebrini says it wasn't a penalty
>ref ignores him
>shorks get absolutely refpucked against Calgary in their next game
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)05:50:24 No.153245551 >>153245537
>They literally don't give a fuck if something actually happened or not.. they just want to call penalties
Why are they so evil?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)05:51:28 No.153245554 >>153245551
Because it makes them feel powerful.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)05:52:25 No.153245557 >>153245521
based knower
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)05:52:43 No.153245558 >>153245536
But also look at how many teams just flat out do not give a shit about the idea of prospect development, or fan engagement or what actually matters. Its why free agency and any sort of idea of hope is retarded. Look at the Caps this season, turns out everything was running on an insane heater and they look mediocre. Do the owners care? nah, they get to sell more Ovi shit to fans.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)05:53:28 No.153245560 >>153245525
>teams down south want to WIN more than the fucking teams in Canada and northern america.
Florida just wanted to win so bad they willed the DOPS into being lobotomized.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)05:54:10 No.153245563 >>153245554
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)05:55:06 No.153245568 >>153245560
Okay and Florida still was the team to beat these past three years. the DoPS is retarded but its always been retarded. What is a penalty? What is goalie interference? What is the rulebook? Even if we want to argue about the Campbell bullshit, the NHL has a referee integrity issue
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)05:57:47 No.153245571 If the Canucks aren't here to win, are they here to make friends?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)05:58:49 No.153245574 The real reason Canada doesn't win the cup is the 7 teams refuse to trade with each other unless it is minor/inconsequential shit.
>but Calgary traded with hongcouver a couple years ago
A) That helped them have their best year since 2011
B) They did so specifically to spite Edmonton, also trading Tanev to Dallas for fuck all
Meanwhile sunbelt teams have no fear of trading amongst themselves. If every Canadian team will only trade south while southern teams are willing to trade with anyone, this results in the talent overwhelmingly concentrating in the south.
>>153245551
They're failed hockey players. Imagine wanting to be an NHLer so bad but you suck so much that you can't even be a tweener or career AHLer. They cope and become refs but they're constantly reminded of their failure by all the people around them being elite NHLers.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)06:01:56 No.153245582 >>153245558
That doesn't really apply there because the Caps have one of the better prospect pools and two of the best developmental teams in the country.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)06:02:47 No.153245585 >>153245558
They made a pretty good trade for Sourdif.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)06:04:09 No.153245594 >>
Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)06:04:12 No.153245595 >>153245585
they also traded a 2nd for Sourdif, so they had to be nails on that. The issue is their goaltending has been shit and has (predictably) regressed.
>>153245582
do they? because its been forever since Lapierre was drafted and he's still looking awful
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)06:05:14 No.153245600 >>153245594
I get why the ref didn't see him coming but the can guy has no excuse
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)06:13:20 No.153245624 >>153245595
They had the second or third most players playing in the WJC this year and I think last and all the other teams around them were bottom feeders that have been drafting high for years.
And of course they are going to look mediocre this season, Ovi is checked out. They've been running the team directly through him for 20 years, when he's playing like shit, they play like shit. They are probably going to be shit next year too when he's gone because they are going to need to redraw the entire structure of the team.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)06:14:54 No.153245629 >>
Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)06:14:59 No.153245630 >>153245600
he was performing a public service
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)06:16:13 No.153245633 >>153245600
ummmm FUCK THE REFS
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)06:20:50 No.153245645 >Navy Federal Credit Union Stadium Series
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)06:35:15 No.153245674 Can’t wait to see lame Hutson jumped in the playoffs, him being alive in a “contact” sport at 5’9 160 makes hockey look like a joke
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)07:17:57 No.153245766 just ordered two records.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)07:33:46 No.153245805 Well?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)07:35:46 No.153245809 >>153245103
*STAR WARS MEME TEMPLATE*
>The money is going to charity, right Gary?
>Right Gary?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)07:37:59 No.153245817 >>153245766
post link to discogs collection
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)07:43:01 No.153245830 >>
Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)07:58:59 No.153245850 >>153245817
i'm not that autistic. my collection is pretty small right now, it used to be thousands though.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)08:27:35 No.153245919 >>153245830
sorry fren but the bruins had their time in the sun, now it is time for their years of darkness.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)08:29:22 No.153245925 knights are bad bros but not as bad as the laffs
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)08:36:27 No.153245937 >>153245919
it's not over yet but that was the most Boston thing I've seen in awhile
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)08:39:04 No.153245951 >>153245925
>this shit is less shit than that other shit, because this shit has corn in it
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)08:42:17 No.153245965 >>153245951
we call that roy now
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)08:42:54 No.153245969 >>153245951
sounds just like my e-slop
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)08:43:48 No.153245974 >>153245965
>this marner is less marner than that other marner, because this marner has roy in it
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)08:45:27 No.153245977 >>153245974
what
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)08:47:11 No.153245985 had to splash out 400 dollars for a plumber to fix, my fat friend was over watching the leafs with me and he took an insane matthews apparently
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)08:49:35 No.153245990 >>153245985
grim i went into the bathroom after a cute girl the other day at work and she blew it up
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)08:49:47 No.153245992 but which player is vomit
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)08:50:42 No.153245995 >>153245992
we call that a jamie benn
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)08:52:26 No.153245999 craziest marner ever caught on film
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)08:52:30 No.153246000 >2 goalie fights in a year
Becoming too common
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)08:52:58 No.153246001 Body woke me up at 3am to take a screaming marner
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)08:53:30 No.153246003 >>153245999
brutal roy
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)08:54:00 No.153246004 >roy
>pronounced "wah"
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)08:54:29 No.153246007 >>153245999
we call those cooleys now
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)09:00:43 No.153246016 Somebody tried to tell me that we call them "Cutter Gauthiers" now
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)09:01:49 No.153246021 we actually call em swaymans now
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)09:02:12 No.153246025 >>153245999
Checked also I had to ask myself if this was ai or not. But this is something they totally do in the animal kingdom to survive. Just SHIT
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)09:05:43 No.153246037 >>153246025
that is absolutely AI but even as a fiction it is funny
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)09:08:58 No.153246052 >>153246037
I got fooled
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)09:21:55 No.153246095 >and in other news, Gary Bettman is awarded an $800,000 bonus!
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)09:34:47 No.153246141 I'm so bored already just get to the playoffs
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)09:37:58 No.153246162 >>153246141
it's olympic time buddy :)
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)09:42:42 No.153246177 >>153246141
but anon you should enjoy the ride, it's exciting
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)09:44:02 No.153246185 ten garycoins deposited into your account
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)09:44:20 No.153246187 >>153246141
There should be 56 games a season.
1 game against every team.
2 against every team in your division.
And 3 against every team in your conference.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)09:49:36 No.153246207 ten midweek 3pm games between flyover sunbelts deposited into your ESPN+ account
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)09:49:46 No.153246208 >>153246187
I like the idea. We can spruce it up even further by making it so you get:
2 point for a win against every team outside of your division and conference
3 points for a win against every team outside of your division
4 points for a win against your divisional opponents
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)09:58:23 No.153246234 >>153246208
*3 points for a win against conference opponents
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)09:59:52 No.153246240 >>153246141
You didn't enjoy the spectacle yesterday goyim?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)10:06:36 No.153246255 >>153246208
no.
Every game should be worth 1 point.
you either win or you dont.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)10:09:24 No.153246266 wins are worth 5 points and losses minus 3 points
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)10:10:45 No.153246268 How about this: if you lose 10 in a row that means you forfeit your 1st round draft pick to whoever the 10th team that beat you was
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)10:31:44 No.153246341 How about this: the team with the highest jersey sales gets the first overall
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)10:36:14 No.153246350 >>153246341
hello gary
do you think you'll be named in the next batch of epstein files?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)10:43:47 No.153246366 >>153246350
thoughts on your loss to bud?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)10:47:35 No.153246375 The Joe in the files, who do you think it is chat? Pavelski? Thornton? Sakic?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)10:48:01 No.153246377 >>153246375
Joe Mama
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)10:48:52 No.153246378 >>153246377
FUCK YOU TOO MY MANG!
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)10:52:57 No.153246395 >>153246377
Classic
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)11:49:07 No.153246525 >>153246395
You know what isn't classic for your country?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)11:51:19 No.153246535 >>153246375
Mullen.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)11:55:20 No.153246548 >>153246525
texan bbq
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)12:12:09 No.153246600 Good morning, /hoc/.
>laffs
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)12:18:09 No.153246621 >>153246600
Good morning. I hear the rags are making a trade today. Not Panarin, but they are making a trade. Drury has been working the phones all weekend, and now that it's monday, the other gm's will check their messages.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)12:37:05 No.153246665 >>153246621
Panarin's 34. Not a longterm signing choice.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)12:43:06 No.153246678 >>153245058
What the hell happened lmao.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)13:00:43 No.153246735 >>153246665
Plenty of time to win a cup with
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)13:01:07 No.153246738 my broons :(
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)13:10:10 No.153246760 >>153246678
>raped retard replying to xis own post
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)13:10:38 No.153246763 Need to poop again
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)13:18:23 No.153246785 >>153245125
>t. not in the screencap
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)13:18:43 No.153246786 >>153246763
We call that a marner here
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)13:50:01 No.153246871 >>153245058
my broons are cursed :(
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)13:50:41 No.153246875 >phil saw his shadow
six more weeks bros
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)13:55:15 No.153246892 Why is the Norris trophy now being handed out to top scoring defencemen instead of actual defencemen? Thanks Gary.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)13:58:43 No.153246911 >>153246892
gary let mark messier create an award
ask lidstrom to create an award for best defensive defenceman
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)14:02:52 No.153246930 >>153246892
Tyson Barrie led defencemen in points in 2020-21 and got zero Norris votes so you're wrong
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)14:07:31 No.153246946 >>153246930
the guy who won (fox) had 1 point fewer
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)14:08:29 No.153246947 >>153246892
The consequences of Karlssonism
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)14:11:33 No.153246960 jackies are bringing the cup home this year
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)14:12:34 No.153246969 >>153246960
my jackies will bootyblast any of your shit teams
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)14:20:22 No.153246995 >>153246946
Yeah and the guy who had the most could even get a single 5th place vote. If it was just points he should have managed to trick someone
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)14:22:36 No.153247003 https://www.nhl.com/video/subban-barber-mayfield-support-charity-6388654054112
>Oops sorry goy! You didn't make the shot even the best hockey players in the world can only make 10% of the time! Guess those kids with cancer have to die now!
What the FUCK is Gary's problem?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)14:32:31 No.153247029 rare ken W
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)14:35:45 No.153247044 >>153247029
>people actually paid money for this
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)14:44:27 No.153247072 Ackshual good games tonight. What went wrong?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)14:45:53 No.153247079 >>153247072
Gary met his shit games for retards quota with last night's outdoor game
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)14:46:40 No.153247083 Trotz OUT, faglords celebrate.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)14:47:10 No.153247086 >>153246875
Good. We could use more snow
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)14:48:48 No.153247095 >>153247003
Florida is one of those sci-fi planets where everyone is evil
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)15:20:22 No.153247244 >sips
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)15:24:04 No.153247259 >>153247029
Game was pretty good.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)15:29:52 No.153247283 >>153247259
*tips*
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)15:44:51 No.153247351 >>153247044
They should request a refund. They didn't get the show they paid for.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)15:46:04 No.153247356 >>153247351
They could have stayed home and watched the game with cheap pizza
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)15:48:55 No.153247382 Bank called me because I accidentally missed a credit card payment and I blew up on the guy because I somehow thought he "stole my data." Being a boomer is a state of mind
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)15:57:38 No.153247423 Gary called me because I accidentally missed a credit card payment and I blew up on the guy because I somehow thought he "stole my money." Being a jew is a state of mind
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)15:58:48 No.153247431 Was excited to watch my team later today until I learned it was Pride night. No thanks Gary.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)15:59:54 No.153247439 >>153247083
He was better as a coach than GM. If Rick Bowness still coaches at his age, why not make a return, Barry?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)16:21:37 No.153247555 >>153247356
Um but goy... that doesn't grow the game
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)16:24:22 No.153247570 >>153247083
>being a gm wasn't as fun as I'd hoped so fuck it, I quit
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)16:29:42 No.153247600 >>
Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)16:39:20 No.153247649 >>153247600
vegas is 1st in the division due to owning the tie-breaker in p%
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)16:39:37 No.153247651 >>153245985
if you have to pay 400 dollars for a plumber, you are the person that would actually disappoint your father
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)16:40:01 No.153247653 >>153247083
>>153247570
It's time we acknowledge that Trotz actually was the problem
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)16:45:25 No.153247668 >>153246960
and then i turned off my PS2 and went to sleep
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)16:54:46 No.153247719 >>153247668
>PS2 era jackets
Grim
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:00:33 No.153247737 got a chicken sandwich bro's raw tonight
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:01:32 No.153247741 >Copey eats raw chicken sandwiches
Grim
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:05:24 No.153247759 25-30 record
first in the pacific
make it make sense to me
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:07:51 No.153247769 >>153247759
now do the >mild
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:08:05 No.153247772 return to 1v8
abolish the loser point
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:11:22 No.153247791 >>153247759
18-16 in regulation.
2 points for a win
1 point for an OT/SO win
0 points for any kind of loss
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:18:17 No.153247828 >>153247759
Now do soilers.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:18:25 No.153247829 >>153247772
Goddamn that Atlantic is beautiful.
Can do without Tampa but 4 out of 5 is great
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:23:17 No.153247865 >>153247791
Here is my suggestion to Gary:
0 - 1 OT loss = 0.0 pts
1 - 2 OT loss = 0.1 pts
2 - 3 OT loss = 0.2 pts
3 - 4 OT loss = 0.3 pts
and so on
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:23:42 No.153247869 >>153247772
t.b. vs. buf
det vs. mtl
car vs. bos
pit vs. nyi
t.b. vs mtl
car vs. pit
t.b. vs. car
t.b. vs assves
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:25:02 No.153247879 Here is my suggestion to Gary:
>
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:25:49 No.153247883 >>153247879
seconded
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:27:55 No.153247891 >>153247879
>>153247883
shockingly rude
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:29:34 No.153247898 The 2026 Navy Federal Credit Union Stadium Series or as they call within the industry the Tampa Bay Screwjob.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:33:06 No.153247924 >>153247891
sure but its ok for gary to kill the things i love
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:36:21 No.153247943 >>153247898
why did the Bruins just not protect a 5-1 lead
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:41:56 No.153247976 >>153247943
gary awarded the lightning eight (8) power plays
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:42:38 No.153247980 >>153247976
...then fucking kill the power plays?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:44:03 No.153247988 >>153247924
gary is in multiple halls of fame hes earned it
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:45:17 No.153247992 >>153247869
2022 all over again
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:45:19 No.153247993 >>153247980
>Dude just protect a lead while being put on the PK 7 consecutive times while the other team gets away with literally everything
>Also spend half of the OT on the PK
>Just win lol
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:45:46 No.153247996 >>153247993
KILL
THE
FUCKING
PENALTIES
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:46:23 No.153248003 how comically evil can this league even get at this point
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:47:53 No.153248012 >>153248003
Soft generations spouting nonsense. Don't even attempt or try and you will be rewarded. AI takeover can't happen soon enough.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:48:33 No.153248015 >>153247996
"Stop hitting yourself" says Gary as he grabs both of your hands and hammers them against your face.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:48:40 No.153248020 >>153247879
I don't get it.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:48:49 No.153248022 >>153248003
try hitting the net next time, goy
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:49:55 No.153248028 The bluejackets are? ELITE
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:56:03 No.153248062 >>153248028
at missing the playoffs and being a lolcow in the league
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:57:28 No.153248075 >>153248062
>laffs
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:57:43 No.153248077 >>153248062
>laffs
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:58:04 No.153248080 >>153248075
>>153248077
>laffs
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:01:36 No.153248103 >>153248012
>>153248022
you're inherently evil, do better
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:03:35 No.153248115 >>153248080
>samir
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:13:11 No.153248169 *achoo!*
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:13:22 No.153248171 >>153248115
>laffs
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:33:23 No.153248321 >>153248022
based
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:34:27 No.153248327 >>153248062
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:41:22 No.153248387 >>153248327
>laffs
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:42:26 No.153248395 last place laffs
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:43:27 No.153248404 missing the playoffs blue jackets
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:44:53 No.153248418 >>153248404
Yeah
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:46:14 No.153248437 >>153247879
Let's cool it with the antisemitism
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:46:50 No.153248443 >samir
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:48:44 No.153248460 >>153248404
>9. Blow Jackoffs
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:50:25 No.153248475 >>153248437
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:51:47 No.153248488 >>153248475
>Jewish leadership is silent
Gary not answering his phone?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)20:31:16 No.153249343 >>153244360
qt
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)21:30:43 No.153249816 >>153247668
shut the FUCK up
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