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fuck me? alright, on paramount plus
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>>153255698
SHARTman is just too boring to fight for title against the greatest and the most exciting mma fighter in history.
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>>153255725
It’s his fault for pulling out last minute. Would’ve been a great fight though
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>>153255713
One of them are a Christian nation, the other worship a dead pedophile
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Start the fires!
Let the world know they're invited!
I will fight it and I will never be defeated!

https://youtu.be/nLQUvOFEQ9U?
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>>153255745
Nobody is listening to your troon tunes Xadame.
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>>153255744
But enough about the united vassal states of Israel
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>>153255770
The goyim need to pay more. Cough up, piggy!
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>>153255773
Worth every penny Mohammed.
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Jew daddies got em seething
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>>153255761
what ever happened to the trial that was supposed to prove if this was true or not.
It was literally Trump vs Murdoch so it should have enough money and attention on it.
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Israel has free healthcare. Ameripiggies paid for it!
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>>153255793
Do they have free healthcare in the south florida area
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Michal oleikescejsuc's striking is crisp I sure hope not he gets submitted in the first round by the barriault
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>>153255805
I assume not since Xadame’s Dirty diaper panties fused to xer necrosing skin.
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we here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG5syXy7lVk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG5syXy7lVk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG5syXy7lVk
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>>153255793
arent these freaks embarrassed by having fake teeth like this? lol. you can tell someone is a shit person based on how fake all their teeth are.
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UFC superstar "Suga" Sean O'Malley is currently streaming on Twitch to 300 viewers.
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finland indubitably
fennia indubitabilis
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>>153255840
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>>153255863
Lmao, tyler1 gets 10,000 viewers on a bad day and he would beat the fuck out of omalley
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TAMILS DONT GET KNOCKED OUT LAD
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How far would J. E. have gone in MMA
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>>153255987
dwcs it seems
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>>153255987
He’d own the company
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Patchy Mix has been cut
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Aiemann Zahabi is uncut
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>>153255925
You have sex with men.
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post GSP advice
I need the advice
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>>153256070
He’s Muslim so I doubt it
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MMA is haram.
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>>153256088
this is foolishness use the oven instead
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Many men have tried to solve the Aiemann Zahabi question
Ricardo Ramos and Vince Morales found the answer
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>>153256103
???
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Tai Tuivasa remains one of 15 baddest men on the planet as his losing streak increases to six

Derrick Lewis after quitting vs Waldo Cortes-Acosta moves up to number 9
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>>153256220
Oh my God this is an outrage I'm getting all up in arms about this grrr!!

Oh wait, I don't give a fuck actually.
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>>153255907
Clozapiggy worships he Jondaddy!
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>>153256249
Clozzy should be skinned and turned into a suit I think, hmm? Perhaps?
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>>153256220
How can you look at this list and still believe the lie that the level in this sport has only risen as time goes on? Here was the top 10 in 2013
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>>153256239
You use homosexual dating apps such as Grindr to meet male to female transsexuals and other queer identifying individuals for sexual relations.
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>>153256265
heavyweight is pretty dire
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>>153256265
Heavyweight MMA might as well be a different sport. Smaller weight classes are vastly more skilled than they were 10 years ago
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No one:
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/heem/
>YOU LIKE TRANNIES

Totally sane, stable, and not at all projecting
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>>153256280
Turn your monitor on + lose weight
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>>153256088
based gsp
have a sniff
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>>153256265
Tybura grinds all this bums into a decisive 29-28
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The poster who goes by the name "Sneed" openly admits to having autogynephilia, a sexual fetish in which the individual becomes aroused by the thought of themselves as the opposite gender.
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>>153256270
Wrong person muchacho
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>>153256265
>See, the sport has gotten worse
>posts heavyweight
lol
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Mind broken.
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UFC 330 (Apex): Tai Tuivasa vs Mcdonald's family meal x2 with 8 Mcflurrys
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>>153256349
You take photographs of your bloody stools and post them to the /heem/ general on 4chan.
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>>153256378
no one cares pillowpoofter
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>>153256372
Proof?
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is it just this one guy who makes all these really horrid graphic posts about "madame sneed" or are there multiple of them
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>>153256378
The UFC lowballed Rico Verhoeven out of a contract so now you get Tallison Texeira instead.
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>>153256378
he's a good cook
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>>153256403
He swears he's different people.
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>>153256403
I (we) are to be referred to as your (and xer’s) Spamdaddy (ies)
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>>153256403
Literally everything posted here about Sneed is true and self-admitted by her.
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>>153256403
It's mostly one guy except when it's me
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Thoughts on Oluwafemes?
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https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/119190813/#q119192035
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Can’t wait for cozy Apex fight nights on Paramount
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>>153256265
all bums
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>>153256378
When has Usyk ever had a bad fight
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You gotta be legally retarded to actually come here to talk MMA. This is a hole to yell into and thats it. Like your mothers cunt!
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>>153256539
wdwtch
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Someone name the next thread /hard/ in dedication to Harry Hardwick
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>>153256561
No
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>>153256572
what's that?
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>>153256561
will do
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>>153256572
W
T
F
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>>153256578
Your posts that got you banned for 2 weeks.
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>>153256539
Usyk is not a heavyweight this is why he beat them all he's smaller and faster than all these fat nogs
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Who revved spammy?
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>>153256620
Ok and how is that relevant to the post your replied to
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>>153256627
SpammySneed was revved and raped by a double dip dirty diarrhoea diaper dead daddy birth control bacon bussy buster.
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Never forget that you share a thread with people who unironically hate Petr Yan fights
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>>153256653
Are you ok
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>>153256643
Question was rhetorical
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>>153256653
Homie she loves herself and her life.
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>double dip dirty diarrhoea diaper dead daddy birth control bacon bussy buster
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>>153256690
Reminder that xhe posted this completely unprompted. Nobody was spamming the thread or even arguing with xer

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/141365512/#q141370999
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>>153256378
HW boxing is the only boxing worth watching. Canelo and Stevenson and all the small guys are unwatchable. 90% decisions with no damage landed
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>>153256653
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thank god we have the archive detective here
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>>153256761
You don’t understand the sweet science. Lighter weights are more skilled than hw.
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>>153256779
Your dead daddy was a DDP detective sadly
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>>153256785
More skilled = more boring
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that fat nog getting his weave punched off was the most exciting thing to happen in boxing for the last decade or two
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Honestly? We ain’t fucking following THEM.
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Without boxing, there would be no mma. Show some gratitude to the lineage of the sport.
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mma is nothing but human cock
fighting and republicans should ban it
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yea ive seen enough, everybody here except me is gay
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>>153256761
You sound like someone who has never been in a fight before
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>>153256915
they banned leg kicks, different sport
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>>153256189
Nah he's right, pizza reheated in the pan is often better than fresh
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>>153256946
i was there, everything was allowed
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>>153256967
show me your cock to prove it
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What is the worst position to be in if you were fighting another man and you were both naked, full mount? triangle?
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>>153256981
not your call to make.
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You gon sell it ?
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Reminder:
Khabib's Fazza copied GSPs takedown technique and taught it to all the Brazzas
There would be no Dagistani dominance without GSP
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>>153256991
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>>153256991
You're thinking of positions
I like that
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>>153257049
You can really see that here
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just how bad is tom aspinall
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>>153256653
Can somebody translate this post into English?
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Cyril Gane released an new album
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Jones fucked Tom Aspinal, Gane broke him.

There are levels to this.
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>>153256945
>t. 155lb manlet who thinks he’s tough because he takes a kickboxing class with women
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People forget man…Du Piggy was RAPED!!

Zatdaddy’s septic spunk splashed the seats!!!

The bleachers smelled he boer bussy belch bacon grease, sadly
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Michal oleikcseijuk is like MW ludovite klein
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Bo Nigger
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How bad is this hairline? I'm 22, 5'7'' 275lbs
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sure we've confirmed that even obscure apex fights have been scripted for financial incentives, but a massively significant fight like jones vs gane could never be scripted because....... um......
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>>153257210
22? I would be concerned. Start using sulphate free shampoo & conditioner
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>>153257210
If you start taking minoxodil and finnestride now now you can have gynecomastia in 4-6 weeks
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>>153257210
what do the scouters say about their power level, playa?
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We need Ian "The Future" Gary vs Sam "The Future" Patterson
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Are we getting a Khamzat fight announcement first or an Aspinall fight announcement first?
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Mercury's in, Mercury's in,
MMercury's in, Mercury's in,
MMercury's in, Mercury's in,
Mercury's in, Mercury's in,
Retrograde
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>>153257210
you a couple of years left
then you have to come home
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Tomala might even fight before Topiglet, tragically
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>>153255713
this but unironically.
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>>153257210
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Jake shields has started world war chud on X.com
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>>153257348
What's reddit saying?
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>>153257251
Someone get this information to Ms. Drew ASAP!
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>>153257369
You're talking about Sneedy P? Let's bring them out here folks! :(
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>>153257395
I think he lost because he got his ass beat
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Id do anythiiiiiing
Just to weem you in the head
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IM AN DICK
IM AN DICK TED TO WEEMS
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I wanna be clear that I'm not even particularly hating on the leaf but this motherfucker just is so unfunny and also has bad taste in music. Sucks to suck playa.
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I think the reason why Merab lost to Yan is that good always defeats evil
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>>153257487
You openly admit to sucking black transsexual's penises.
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>>153257490
So is Sneed good and Spammy evil?
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>>153257387
>sneedcuck really thought this faggot could be a champion
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>>153257542
source on the pubes?
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>>153257487
You have so much hate in your heart. Methinks your life is bad.
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>>153257487
Ooooooohhh hes a miserable faggot Joe!
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>>153257067
>finished in under two minutes by a reyes rape victim
gane wouldnt be ranked at lhw
these are FACTS
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Yan has more talent in his pubes than Merab has in his pubes
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Perhaps Sneed wouldn't be so miserable if you all stopped misgendering her.
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You DO attend live heems, right /heem/?
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fuck you
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>>153257710
everyone here is broke
ufc events cost hundreds to attend
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>>153257775
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>>153257775
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was aspinall good in his prime?
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>>153257877
when was that
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whats happening guys its alex the great volkanovski down here in the gong and today we're deepfrying garter snakes
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Is a 30 minute recap really needed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6cFjaDJ9Cc
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Sex with Rose Namajunas would ruin me for other women in that I would no longer find women attractive after such an ordeal.
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Fun fact, if Cyril Gane loses by knockout in his next title fight, he will have achieved every possible way for a fighter to not win a title fight
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>>153257852
Fremont street used to be amazing. Now it’s full of wannabe influencer fags like this
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>>153257775
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>>153257908
Not true
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>>153257908
what a fucking BUM
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>brutally tkod by gane
>split decision loss to waldo
>booked to fight tallison but pulled out
>retired
is tom apinall the worst fighter in history?
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>>153258003
Nobody cares man, give it a rest.
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>>153257908
He’s not had a draw yet. Would be a hilarious outcome for the rematch so it’ll probably happen
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Tallison "50/50 war with Tai Tuivasa" Teixeira
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>>153258038
there's no way tom aspinall has 0 fans, it's just not possible.
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Ciryl “50/50 war with Tai Tuivasa” Gane
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Raped bitch!

Raped Bitch!
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>Islam out of nowhere
Obsessed
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Nigger
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>>153258107
We don’t sign our posts here.
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>>153258119
yours got signed though >>153258119
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in my defense i am a literal retard
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Trash talk concept;
"Hes an little baby Joe! And on Saturday night Im gonna abortion him!"
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Jailton Almeida is a real nigga. very zesty one but still real.
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>>153258130
>>153258134
We know
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>>153258082
>war
not a scratch
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They mock you to your face and you do nothing.
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You now remember Caio Borralho
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>>153257710
>giving dana and ari money
lol
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>>153258179
>mentioned he watched contender series (hardcore poofc fan)
>bought poofc ppvs
>confirmed downloading MULTIPLE (active 4channer confirmed) anime/porn from 4chan in the files
>deductive reasoning concludes he was a /heem/ poster
hows it feel to be implicated yourselves /heemsters/?
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>>153258253
he still posts here
he's probably in this thread
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YJK JG is a Gane poster
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remember when aspinall was interim champ and the ufc just kept ignoring him and booked jones vs stipe lololol
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>>153258177
s'tawlf bappa
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>>153258290
he should have referred to himself as the real champion and no sold jones but he had retard advisers
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>>153258313
I literally said this from day 1 and he chose the gurutroon route
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>>153258082
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>>153258347
How good is Tallison Teixeira?
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ominous
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>>153258269
That only costs like a penny for him..
>Aljo
You KNOW he was rooting for Aljjo... You were chopping it up with PEDOstein here, agreeing with his takes and joking with him... Care to admit something?
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>>153258473
just because we talmbout doesn mean I agree with him. I... we're.... it's not like
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>>153258179
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say what you want about epstein but he was totally right about dricus doing way better in the strickland rematch
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>>153258490
Anyone who communicated with him in ANY way is a pedo.
AHAP: All /heemsters/ are pedos
/box/ won
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>>153258375
Murphy started posting images of him knocking out Evloev in sparring after Evloev called him Leon Murphy kek
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heeminder that izzy has been on a skid ever since declining the invitation to a diddy freak off
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>>153258347
tuivasa brings shame to the heavyweight
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Epstein was a biiiigggg fan Frankie Edgar
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>>153258375
Who's that? Strickland? Volk? Can't tell his size or weight. Trying to think of other bald or buzz cut fighters?
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>>153258369
not very good considering he got his ass beat by derrick lewis of all people
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>>153258177
>4 months until Tomala's career ends
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Genuine answers:

do you think Tom will fight again?
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While you’re sitting here watching webms like a complete idiot, they’re eating children and raping them
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>>153258572
he won't fight before he's cleared or declared healthy or whatever it's called. but yes, i think he'll fulfill his contract. however, it's his decision and if he doesn't want to fight again, i'll respect him
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Dana White RAPES Oscar De La Hoya
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>>153258572
no, I think he's scared
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>>153258617
WHERE YOU AT, TOMS????
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>>153258593
What am I supposed to do unrape them
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wow you guys really likes to talmbout raping huh
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>>153258636
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>>153258643
rape is the original marital art
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>>153258572
No. He will milk the eye “surgery” for 6 more months, announce he won’t fight in 26, get stripped, and then leave UFC on a mutually agreed upon contract release.

Gane mindbroke Tom like Holly mindbroke Ronda. Tom legit thought he had become invincible
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rape is a way of life
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cormier would beat the fuck out of gane
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>>153258712
DC would gas out
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Tom exposes just how non-White this general is.
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Tom Orbsisgone has a bright future in ZUFFBOX
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some blind faggot with a retard son has exposed me as a nigger
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>>153258649
Universally agreed that Gane won that fight. Plus...
Chills...
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wonk nose nggernou
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man, it was so rude of dana to feature rachel ostevich on one of those ufc social media projects dana was doing at teh beginning of the ufc, getting her out ont he beach in her bikini and shit and then cutting her the next week
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You may not like hearing this, but Strickland stands the best chance at beating Khamzat.
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Lone'er Kavannagh steps up to fight Brandon Moreno
https://x.com/phre/status/2018819214891712878?s=46&t=vMZK3Fn7X9MvpBo7Jhe-IA
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>>153258868
She’s the queen of butterfaces. 2 face, 10 body
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Moreno vs Kavannagh
Mexico vs Ireland
Tijuana vs Beijing
Chills...
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Is there even a legal way to get the old Pride videos or do I have to pirate?
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JON JONES CLAIMS TO HAVE SEVERE ARTHRITIS

"I have severe arthritis, and most people don't know that. My left hip is covered in arthritis. I actually already qualified for a hip replacement. My last training camp? Dude I went to bed in so much pain." - Jones
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>>153258951
jewfc fight pass has them i think, anyway just pirate em bappa
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>>153258898
i dont mind her face
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>>153258957
already ahead of you just was wondering if I even had a legal way
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>>153258966
I sure mind her face. Can’t get into the squinty eyes giant lips shit zoomers love
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>>153258976
damn been looking for old pride ppvs in hd myself
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mcgregor vs khabib was 12 years ago
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khabib celebrated 62 years on this earth today
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gooby is volks age
imagine if he didnt get shook by khabib and stayed active
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>>153259142
>shook by khabib
retards still believe this
floyd gave him a TBI, that's when he started to go downhill
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it was the pillows that fucked him up
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mcgregor defeated himself
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mcgregor defeated hate
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I just know Payton Talbott's boy pussy feels like the softness tightest silkiest wettest coin slot on earth. I can't wait till he quits mma and starts doing porn. Or even better, one of his ex sugar daddy's leaks that shi
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>>153259183
This. Floyd beat the brakes off Conor.
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>>153259257
name on payton
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i just want it to be clear that i only support payton talbott because he's an entertaining fighter
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>>153258984
Ok thanks for letting me know u fuken slob
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>>153258953
I believe it, hes a hiplet
I dont believe bum asspainall
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>>153259183
Yep. This sh*t ain't a joke!
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heem loves boying black faggots
you subhumans even boyed jordan leavitt until he put on that snoozer
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>>153259340
Leavitt has 4 finishes the last 5 years
Volk? Two.
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>>153259340
i think actually heem boys a wide variety of fighters but you only notice homosexuals of color, i fear
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Black fighters I have boyed:
Anthony Johnson
Elias Theodoroux
Evan Tanner
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>>153259340
Leavitt is still my boy
Also he has an woife
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>>153259385
Ima call this nibba sickle cell! Respectfully!
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>>153259264
what that mean
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>>153259377
the only homosexuals in mma are of colour
>>153259408
he's the most obvious closet case of all time, a very troubled individual
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>>153259429
You have an lot of experience having sex with women so I will take waht you say seriously.
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>its up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YLpSaMYp7E
sorry ruffy. at the top, it's legends only...
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oh we've got plans for michael chandler
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i'm from the timeline where chandler heemed charles and ruled the division for years until ilia took the belt
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>>153259456
Just shave it off dude. Once your hairline is behind your ears there’s no coming back
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Michael Chandelier
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>>153259512
shut up you bald bitch
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that shut him up
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buhbuhbuh daneh giv me sex bonus buhbuhbuh
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Tito theres came in my burrito
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Michael Chandler alone in doomsday bunker listening to miles of tape of Dana and Conor telling him they've got plans for him
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>>153259370
>holosomething and martinez something
volk really dud a number on you retards hey haha
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>>153259715
That's just my Big Blast Burrito, protein infused for chop onion power
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someone post pvz's butthole
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Paige VanZant hasn't posted nearly enough new butthole pictures I fear.
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>arman
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dana should rape arman and put him in his place the wee hobbit bitch
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With so much evil in this world
We've become blind
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i made me a meme love from southern ontario
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Is danerr still heeming arman because he pulled out of the islam fight? Or is there something else?
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beating people up is mean and not something a normal person could do
mma fighters are bad people who should not be looked up to
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*evilly beats you up*
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>>153259736
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>>153259812
DanaDADDY was not pleased with him headbutting dookie dan
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Who wants their fucking head kicked in?
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>>153259878
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
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>>153259873
I forgot about that.
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>>153259887
could you do anything about it? Realistically what could you do to stop him from impersonating you?
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>>153256496
Gane.
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Tito's Baja Blast
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>>153259914
This, he’ll do fookin nuttin
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you better tune in for the white house card because every big fight of the year is going there
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magumbo the wild wendigo
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>>153259923
i remember tuning into the sphere card for whatever spic holiday it was. it was such a shitty card you couldnt even believe it.
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>>153259921
Once again you didn’t show up. It won’t be the last time either, I’m sure.
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>>153259920
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>>153259930
yeah but you can't forget the astonishing digital storytelling of the history of the mexican peoples
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>>153259964
i had forgotten, i lament.
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>>153259923
The top three or so fights of the main card will be premium but everything else will be either whatever they can get for the card or specific fighters for political reasons. Covington is almost certainly gonna be on it, they’ll try for Strickland if he wins against fluffy and doesn’t take much damage. Also they’ll probably have Islam vs Usman or Topuria vs Gaethje as the main event because they need an American fighting for a belt. I’ll be decent
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the white house card will be ufcs shark jumping moment. theyll give the orange retard a mic and overdo it with the patriotic bullshit and alienate 40% of the audience
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>>153259979
Kayla and Nunes as co-main too. Almost guaranteed American win
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the white house event will be taught in history books alongside other factoids of interesting things presidents have done at the white house
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>>153260005
>A bunch of gay guys fought naked for pennies in front of the pedophile president
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Name the best title fight so far of the 2020s
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>>153260015
Makhachev vs Volkanovski 1
Dvalishvili vs Yan 2
Moreno vs Pantoja 2
Usmeng vs Colby 1
Belal vs JDM
Volkanovski vs Holloway 2
Topuria vs Holloway
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>>153260015
Volk vs Holloway 2 & 3
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>>153260028
Makhachev vs Poirier could also make this list
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>>153260028
>Glover/Jiri nowhere on the list
casual
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>>153260037
I'm sorry Glover jumping guard for no reason pisses me off too much I can't rewatch it
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>>153260030
Oliveira vs Gaethje is also a good mention
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the streets remember the real answer
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>>153259940
I would fucking take your head clean off lad
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>>153260073
I’m gonna miss DDP as champ. Slopfest style brawls with him blitzing forward and finding a way to get it done
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>>153260081
Impossible to do when you don’t show up.
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>>153260081
>>153260089
End brother wars
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>>153260010
haha, very cool!!!
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Both feet, broken. My mom raped. My dad? Dead.
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>>153260015
Jiri vs Glover and it’s not close
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dricus will rise again
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some things you just don't joke about *sob* man
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>>153260111
does this guy have a fight booked yet?
he’s six months removed from taking zero damage vs khamzat
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>>153260111
>immediately gets taken down again
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>>153260123
>Zero damage
He got ass raped for 25 straight minutes like a defenseless piggy to slaughter. Khamzat raped his ass badly white boy.
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>>153260131
Excellent post.
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>>153260123
he had to level up in a way never seen before
his retvrn will be announced soon
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>>153260139
he’ll just ask the matchmakers for a striker and avoid wrestlers forever
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>zero damage
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>>153260150
That was post Strickland you silly goose!
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And dont give me any of that "b-but that was after the Strickland fight" cope either
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knowers know the true truth
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Favorite Prozak song? For me its Be As
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Need a functional microwave cover?
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Nigga fuck yo microwave cover
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baja double leg tacos?! Tito's time!!!
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Tito I asked for no peanuts and they are still in the salad. My wife has gone into Anaphylactic shock
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would you rather a regular bloke son or boss bitch daughter?
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>>153260231
>>153260233
OooOoh yeEeEAH
I lau yuo more than i can shayyy
I lou you twice as much tomollo
I lau yoo more thar i can shayy
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>>153260209
>>153260215
Microwave? Good band

https://youtu.be/7Om_RcqNOic
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>>153260231
Tito responds by walking over to the jukebox and posing with his fist beside it
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>>153260264
Nah fuck yo microwave cover fuck you talmbout
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Thanks for all the extra peanuts, Tito. I ordered lobster risotto but the peanuts really tie the meal together.
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>>153260264
This is waht happens wehn you put metal in the Microwave!
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DonDADDY shit himself BIG TIME and told Dana to CLEAN IT UP
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jiri vs prime jones?
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>>153260346
Jiri by karate chop to the top of the dome
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why does jiri have this as his nickname??? is jiri a jeet? jeetri?
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>>153260312
>BIG TIME
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>>153260367
'aid 'o
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>>153260367
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Dern
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The "find the image with 2 starts with 4 points each" is the hardest one of them all sadly, I'm afraid
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>starts
good morning saar
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Oh my god
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>>153260432
You have sexual relations with individuals that were born male.
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that eye poke wasn't bad at all
tom aspinall is just a very fragile boy
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>>153260432
I hear form people here you are something of a cock sommelier. Thoughts?
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>>153260450
you still up?
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>>153260480
Spammy never sleeps, sort of like the eye of sauron
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Make the muuuusic with your mouuuuth babe
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>>153260484
I never watched lord of ring and I never will
Just letting you know
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Paddy is basically just the next Michael Chandler. He puts on some great fights but technically he is absolutely shit. It only works because he has a strong jaw and is completely fearless. He's going to hover around the top 8 his entire career getting brain damage and falling all over the octagon like the uncoordinated sperg he is. And I look forward to seeing it, he's genuinely fun to watch. Title win however? Literally zero chance.
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at just 35 years of age, carlos ulberg has a long and youthful career ahead of him
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>>153260518
Its an movie for pinkskin prey. Keeps them soft.
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open Dana's eye of sauron
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>>153260522
paddy has maybe 2 high level fights left. He’s extremely rigid and unathletic. If he faces someone under 37 who presents danger in the standup he’s gonna get fucked up badly
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paddy is essentially nate diaz
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>>153260518
well the eye of sauron is a big eye (sauron's) that watches everybody
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paddy is nate diaz with even less success I chillingly confess
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>>153260518
you never made me the falafel either so get to it
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Id cut you down to Frodos size nerd bitch
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Urijah Faber has taken over Hobbiton
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>>153260528
35 is just a kid in lhw terms.
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>>153260561
not a bad comparison but prime nate would have boxed up paddy
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>>153260563
Eye of sauros is a big eye that watch everybody?
I like that
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bloody peepers of sauron innit
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keep an eye out for a kid named bisping
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Keep an eye out for a guy named Saruman
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Weem, you fools!
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I want to anal fuck Loner Kavanaughs mom and make her suck my cock after
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Then shit on her head and facefuck her
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Prime Nate was champ material. Among his contemporaries, he’d have a good shot at beating Anthony Pettis and Eddie Alvarez.
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Kevin "RNG" Nash
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you now remember ikram aliskerov
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i thought for sure ikram aliskerov would revive r/heem...
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This Saturday at 12 NOON (et), the road ends here, only in Dubai. Questions will be answered and history will be made in The Smart Cage™, only on ESPN-UNLIMITED. Subscribe now for 10% off with prices starting at $29.99 a month!!
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You know remember Patrick Mixed
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>>153260892
Didn't Davis get rear naked choked by some bum just recently?
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>>153260895
literally who
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>>153260618
ful and taameya
now
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>>153260912
Patrix Mixed
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only the brightest stars still shine under the brightest lights
conor mcgregor, khabib nurmagomedov, patchy mix, ilia topuria, jon jones
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We do. We will. WE simply MUST.
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>>153260939
Excellent post
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>>153260922
mixed what
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>>153260956
Mixed Martial Arts also known as MMA
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>>153260963
simply the best
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>>153260965
Patrix Mixed Martial Arts
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oml can you 2 snowniggas get a room already? i dont want to see you two do your foreplay here
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jean silva a fake and the fighting nerds are all overrated except for carlos prates
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>>153260960
Sorry, Islam. Legends Only :sunglasses:
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>>153261000
oh wow pantoja was better than i remembered
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>>153261000
We call him Pigslam here
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APEX CARD FANS MAKE SOME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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the severe lack of MMA fighters and personalities in the Epstein files once again proves it's not a real sport
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>>153260977
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>>153261069
about as many mentions of the great state of finland as ufc
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>>153261012
shut up bitch no he dident
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Kurtis "The Pink Panther" Campbell finna shock the world
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>>153261082
me = luke
you = luke
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>>153260393
it's nice that tito takes time out of his schedule to say hi to fans
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Daily reminder i can rape everyone ITT singlehandedly, pin 3 of you each time then inject them with estrogen while also raping 2 others
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doo wants to rape men
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>>153261124
tää hyvältä näyttää, sä tiedät sen itsekin
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>>153261214
me on the guitar
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Watch out for a kid named michal olie#^^#%;#%^juk
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>>153261216
we're on drums see >>153260918
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>>153261223
someone warn gsp!
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>>153261223
*rapes your mom*
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Are we still talking about this creep Dana White?
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This mutt sounds like those MAGAs the leftists make fun of
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>>153261200
But enough about Jon Jones.
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>>153261251
He doesn't want to rape he wants to get raped
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highly disrespectful thread
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>>153261185
He's a valet waiting for keys
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has pereira heard the news of jon being a cripple yet
another dream crushed
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>ITS UP
The Anik and Florian Podcast (with special guest Ray Longo)
We're so back
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Why was khabib so disturbed that Umar referred to and organised criminal as a partesan for the people?
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In my honest opinion, solving the ryan hall puzzle is simply much harder than beating islam.
The stats are backing up this opinion
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Just made Lemon tarts at 5am.
With that being said Gamrot vs Paddy is a perfect fight.
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WE cannot.
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We can’t.
We won’t
We shall not.
We will not.
We cannot follow them.
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>>153261342
This ai.
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>>153261363
nah cut those useless brown freaks ziam, Torres, barboza whatever that other guy who subbed Emmett cut them all. huge wastes of time.
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When you go fishing do you check in with the king of the lake?
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>three tickets to UFC white house Dana
>ibogaine and howler head on arrival?
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>>153261454
Tom tanked that shit.
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You take orders and pay taxes to people who eat and rape children
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>>153261454
Wow a whole 3 strikes
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>>153257210
if this is your natural hairline, then no problem. if not, just leave it and then shave in a few years.
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We can’t let them see this ganebros
https://youtube.com/shorts/QXoAiYMGtMc?si=4r1zhicvLWRctqCJ
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>>153261508
Tom can’t see it either
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RETARD DOWN
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le AI xD
le gane xD
le schaub xD
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>>153261508
I need to wait for lucrative James’ take on this
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>>153261308
AND he organized?
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>>153261515
Al Iaquinta?
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Nowhere left to run.
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pump up the jam
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>>153261550
Raspberry jam?
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Ciryl Gane has failed to become undisputed UFC heavyweight champion three times.
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>>153261555
But yet when Porier tries it everyone sucks his dick
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>>153261550
se oli pomminvarma juttu, kun sinuun törmäsin
olit vain joku puolituttu, nyt on polla jo sekaisin
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>>153261553
raspberry + bilberry
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>>153261555
And yet he had the le "baddest man on the planet" broken and bloodied up so bad that he quit the match like a first time amateur.
Chills...
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>>153261574
mä olin hopeakorokkeella ja sinua tölläsin
nyt ollaan kulta sellaisella, se yllätti minutkin
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>>153261574
I'm more of an IKEA lingonberry guy
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Jon jones needs a hip replacement
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>>153261574
no need to rev him bappa
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>>153261581
no one asked
>>153261584
that either
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Jon "Crippled Black Faggot" R. Jones
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>>153261596
Hey come on man
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>>153261529
Hey khabib beat that guy to become champion of the world.
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and NEW >>153261727
and NEW >>153261727
and NEW >>153261727
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>>153270096
put in ufc

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