negrustoni

>>154132872
who is the most hated team in italy?

>>154133035
as of now? easily sfinter with merit

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Could Javier Milei save Italian football?

>>154133059
World Cup Qualifiers 2042 :
Italy 0 - 4 Andorra

I had a dream jewe is going to steal it with the ref not giving a clear handball at the last minute that would have tied the score, make of that what you will.

>that Morata dive
this sport dies more and more each weekend lol

>there's calcio going on
fake news

>having nightmares about Jj in 2026
It's not worth it man >we are not even good

>>154133111
Please understand, ABJs have nothing going on in their lives

a team of negrus wearing I am Friuli Venezia Giulia will never stop being funny

>>154133114
Even if they somehow gift a penalty no one's able to score it

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how many more millions, transfers and elephants crossing the Alps building from the back will it take for Como to conquer Forvm Iulii?

>>154133131
New bbilan baby fenomeno it even starting to dive unpredictably

I Ngoy
You Ngom
He/She Ngonge

nobody knows how Falcone is still playing for Lecce

mancini better than scalvini doe aha

turns out playing Scalvini on the right instead of on the left is all you had to do to unlock him

>>154133288
His competitors in goal weren't Capaci enough

>>154133131
>better technique than muttuidi

Calcio /tv/ idea: Muriqi di Maria de Filippi

>>154133131
the top of this lad's head looks just like camarda's
how is that possible?

if Bernasconi was a zingaro people would complain about the fact a talentless zingaro was taking minutes away from a young Italian player

based Udine, svrely >my Jj will capitalize on this opportunity and win today
>>154133547
trvthnuke

>>154133547
My dad rates him

there is simply no way Ederson is actually Brazilian, this psyop must end.

the Dolphin swims on

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Udinese did the needful, now just need the boys to capitalise on the opportunity

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Merdavid will score a lucky deflection

Such a shame they're 10 points behind, otherwise Lazio could have done the funniest shit ever and end up ahead of Roma once again.

>>154133717
I'm just happy the Boga playing as a 9 thing stopped, David does fucking suck usually but at least it's not out of position memeball

>>154133731
David’s true position is at a club like MVV Maastricht though

>>154133778
he'd surely be able to put his verenignogging to good use there

>David joins MVV Mastricht
>five minutes later the treaties on Euro, the free market and the free movement of citizens are torched
>???
>profijt hebben!

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Official Kurp-O-Meter is up

>>154133778
Mo I believe in a hattie today

>>154134051
Where's "aa società assente" though?

>>154134060
During the summer cazzomercato

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Andrea Carbonariaso

BREMERZINHOOOOOOOOOO

B R E M E R
R
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Allfather lloyd shitalian citizenship when?

Bremer : 3 goles
Openda: 1 gole

>>154134087
>floor is lava.webm

>>154134087
Unlucky deflection for Giustino

>>154134101
Is he worth less or more than Dortmund talent Franchino after this?
I can no longer discern objective value after watching the 2025/2026 Serie A season for so long

>>154134116
>Dortmund talent Franchino
I genuinely don't know who you mean lole

/MyBoy/ Bijlow would be a potential starter for the Oranje if it wasn't for his injuries so that always muddies transfer values a whole lot

Oisteann Mác Ceannie

>>154134124
Insane message about how Dortmund buys and plays young italian prospects that Serie A team would instead keep loaning to Serie B teams

Wtf why are >we playing well

>>154134136
cause genoa is dogshit

B U R G E R
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>>154134124
See >>154103147

>>154134136
Because Perin is in gole instead of that daemonhost DiGre

>>154134151
I now remember when I rated DiGre (known curse for any player)

>>154134141
why is Holland playing a pre-mundial test at the Jj stadium?

>no Muttuidi against Atalanta
Grim

Juventus - Genoa
271 - Passes - 81
251 (93%) - Accurate passes - 65 (80%)

Locatelli with the banana in his pants

Østigarribia

Funniest miss I have ever seen, oh well

Houston McKennie

the lad scored already, I forgive him

>Ederson has agreed personal terms with Atlético. Four year contract with €5M salary and €2M sign on bonus. Negotiations with Atalanta are underway and Atleti are moving aggressively to close the deal

>>154134249
Mo surely the team will come back with the same hunger in the second half instead of falling asleep

luckily I have better stuff to do than watch the butcher of Imperia lead operation jewe in champions while >we larp as the Netherlands

>>154134253
another scam avoided

fuck me is that digre coming on

>>154134294
ZIGGO
I
G
G
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Did Perrin get injured or is Spalletti doing a Guardiola?

Can't Jay come on instead of the digre straits?

McBurger pack it up man (also that pass wasn't really good)

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>bringing on DiGre
My Honest Reaction

>insane lack of culo multiple times in a row
>DiGre in on
I am scared

>>154134325
c'mon now, fake injury 100%

>Milik in
I kneel, David was close to scoring a banger so a bit sad for him

>>154134414
Always close but never any cigars.

>>154134423
It's just one of those days for the team as a whole, should be like 4-0 up but it ain't it

Lole

REDEEMGREGORIO

DIGRE REDEMPTION ARC HOLY

pure SOVL

Why did the team stop playing

First ball = no call. What's with all these faul calls lately?

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At one point in time. Milik was the uncontested best CF in Serie A. Then he was injured for 9 years straight.

Piatek Pum Pum was also great. Then Calhanoglu and Suso ruined his career, they also ruined Higuain's career. I will hate those two forever.

Holm Alone

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>>154134503
>At one point in time. Milik was the uncontested best CF in Serie A.
Come on now

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>>154134503
>>154134522
let's not get ahead of ourselves now, nigga had Petagna tier numbers in his time at Napoli

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Going to need Inter to do the needful against Coomo

>>154134487
to specifically debunk the dream of Genoafag

why were games all day on a Monday?

Milan Kings we’re up next. Get ready, lock and load.

today we are all napping napolecani

>>154134701
because the stadiums were going to be half-empty anyways
(Lunedì dell'Angelo is a national holiday)

>>154134735
How many allies does the magical Inda need to win this infamous league title? Isn't a network of tailors specialising in white tuxedos across the country enough?

CBT derby

I VVILL call them gipsy

>game was at 18:00
fugg

Højlund with a gastrointestinal discomfort...he's pooping his pants at the idea of a big match

I hope liquidanon is ok

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let's go milan chads!

my neighbor's dog is named figaro but i call him zingaro

>>154134776
i need a 2-2 ty very much

allegru and gonde so should be 0-0 game

what is this passing kek

>>154134938
Conte has been very clear that a draw is useless, so if it's still tied late into the game he'll switch to a more offensive lineup.
Although without both Lukaku and Højlund it'd be a mess of wingers and mezz'ala...

Danish commentator says Højlund has stomach problems

Gutierrez makes Bartesega look like prime Maldini

'racolozzo if allegri gets a 'unticino

>>154134958
>>154134876

>Hojlund is the diarrheanon

>Saladmaker

if you told me this was a serie C playoff between Novara and Foggia I would have no reason to doubt you

>>154135001
And that's Allegri's dream football

>>154134573
He was straight fire emoji 2018-2020. Then wheelchair ever since.

A very allergian game so far

gud result so far. hope it stays this way

Reminder that every single honest view Serie A gets from (you) is an endorsement that helps the negrazzurri parasites survive longer and ruin Italian football worse than at Zenica

>every single time Vesuvio could try a long pass or something when Milan is exposed they go back and let Milan's bus get back in the box
dire 45 minutes

>>154134966
Actually miracolozzo even if he loses, conte's 'drone is literally too poderoso to realistically get a point with a lower eccellenza tier squad

/v/ idea: A Returnal sequal taking place in Terni. It's called Returnana or Reternana

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The fourth coach in Serie A history to reach 300 wins

>3-5-2 versus 3-6-1
>3 Italians on the pitch
>1 shot on target between both teams (right at the keeper)
But Gonde and Allekre aren't part of the problem for Italian footie somehow

Unironically Gasp needs time
The team still has shitters from the Mou and the Fonseca year

>>154135149
*extends Cristante's contract*

>>154135068
Just bought a subscription

>>154135070
Through-passes and lobs have been a sore spot for Napoli since the beginning, De Bruyne should help with that in theory.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWwr88CiBVJ/

Inter is celebrating early serie ass scudetto

>>154135135
they aren't
Napoli never invested in their youth sector (remember the Manzi, Palmieri, Liguori deal?), while Milan is owned by an amerigolem trust fund jobber who learned about their history on wikipedia
besides, when an italian manager feels there isn’t enough solidity or technical consistency (i.e. players who aren’t top-class), the first thing he does is defend the central area of the pitch by any means necessary, including packing the midfield. see this as a reaction to the limitations of the players at his disposal, that is, as a symptom of an even bigger problem

I love italian men

+48
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>>154135135
Napoli barely has a training centre suitable enough for their first team, let alone anything to develop young players on lmao.

They still are on the grounds of some abandoned hotel or gold course

>>154135163
Problem is that I've witnessed Allegri's terrorball for years, and while I do agree that they don't have the best material to work with, the man was playing Chiesa as a second striker lmfao. If other managers copy this shit then might as well pack it up.

Of Brown might be finished tbqh

>>154135182
doesnt seem to suit contes system so very wierd they got him.

>>154135199
I half suspect that they got him so that other teams couldn't

>>154135199
He was bought to show Napoli had big ambitions at a time when it wasn't obvious at all Conte would have remained at Napoli.
In that sense it worked, Conte signed a new contract.

>>154135213
Nabule got him because they're stupid and think every dropout from the eplel is going to turn their destiny around

>>154135213
And he wanted to go because of Dries Mertens whispering in his ear

>>154135223
I mean, it's not like he's a shitter his knees are just gone, but with how Guardiola always played him alongside wingers I don't know what they're expecting here

>>154135223
One of the best players in EPL in recent years is a "dropout", ok anon.

>>154135242
Why didn't Shitty renew his contract? He's hard boiled at this point and clearly unable to withstand more than one match per week after ten years of eplel roiding, plus he's demoralized as fuck after Lelgium couldn't win any international tournament

I'm seriously considering to stop watching any match that involves a team playing 3atb

where’s Allison fenomeno at?

>>154135170
is this why you chose to stay in turin arkadiusz?

>>154135259
Not being able to play at the level required by a club aiming at winning CL and PL every year is not the same as not being able to play for a club aiming at Scudetto and making out of the CL league stage.

>>154135273
Just subbed in

why are there red dots on the camera feed behind the net?

Another injury for Napoli, let's hope that Højlund's cacarella only lasts for this match.
Btw I'm proud of you /seriea/, no one made a colera joke.
I know that took restraint.

>>154135299
No shit, at this time he's clearly unable to cope with both the scudetto charge and the "making out of the groupstage" part in a league as slow as the passing of the colder seasons anyhow
If he'd had a bit strength left in his knees, he could have stayed in england and signed for a whole host of maybe-not-top-tier clubs in the eplel upper table for a greater amount of money

>dazn no longer gifting a subscription to the sfinteristi propaganda outlet but to the jewentini propaganda propaganda outlet
did something happen to force the change?

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I would never make light of intestinal issues out of respect to my dear friend and colleague liquidanon (who could be called LiquiDanone if he made yoghurt)

>>154135324
not /seriea/'s fault that no penalties have been awarded so that anon could post
>no (col)era
maybe fanpage is more your speed

couldn’t have done that in zenica tho

>Politanus goal
I feel insulted tbqh

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>conceding to nu-Politano
:skull:

The best italian winger does it again! (yes, it's that dire)

nice header there from defender to nabule man

>>154135363
it's essential Internapoli DNA, ie it cannot be done if the competitive standards are below an IQ of 75

1-1 it is then

>>154135384
>Alisson no-look pass worked
Kino

>>154135389
Let's be honest, against MerdeWinter just about anything would work. It's like doing magic tricks in front of a toddler

>>154135384
never ask a maignan to cover his near post

>>154135384
kek

>Ballsagghi fully unaware of Politano in his back
Wasn't he supposed to be the defensively competent wing/fullback lmao

>>154135384
bamboozled the entire milan defense with that meme pass

Reminder that Nkunku is on €11,5m/year until 2030

C’est fini mes amis

>look for a ngubu or ngubao reject from Portugal or the Netherlands or Belgium
>they look like Cafu in Italy
I'm tired Roberto

What an awful, awful match.
Thank god Conte teams know how to win those.

there are higher odds of Italy actually replacing Iran at CUM, but imagine for a second if Allegro finished 5th with the 3rd best team in the league lol.

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Napoli has now overtaken Bbilan for the 2nd place prediction.

SERIE A ROUND 32
>Friday 10th April 2026
20:45 AS Roma - Pisa

>Saturday 11th April 2026
15:00 Cagliari - Cremonese
15:00 Torino - Hellas Verona FC
18:00 AC Bbilan - Udinese
20:45 Atalanta - Juventus

>Sunday 12th April 2026
12:30 FC Genoa - US Sassuolo
15:00 Parma - Napoli
18:00 Bologna - Lecce
20:45 Como - Inter

>Monday 13th April 2026
20:45 Fiorentina - S.S. Lazio

Bbilan lost
Allegri lost
Shitric lost
NATO lost
Good guys gained three points on all of the above

>>154135493
Udinegru, Jjust, Atalanta and Sasol…it’s not looking good

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>being whiteknighted by a troon
another success for Italian NT asset Alessandro Bastoni

corto negro

Pete fartseth

Night /seriechoc/

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>>154135678
Forgot the image

It's literally impossible that milan qualifies for the champions league with this meme-tier squad. If allegri manages to get a quarto posticino it's the biggest miraculus in the history of sports

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Sleep tight /SerieplAp/

Name a single decent player coached by allegri in his entire career as manager except bonucci and cr7.

>>154135700
Where’d you get this video of Byron Noem?

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Don't forget to moisturize now the sun is out more

>>154135724
she should shave desu

>>154135700
>stall scribbled body
>funny hair
>problematic glasses
>piercings (not sure how many)
imagine the eurotunnel vision effect she gets every time she hears talk about tucking into bed

>>154135710
Robert freshwater

>>154135822
Do not doxx Malawi's identity irl thx

just read an unfortunate rumor

>>154135724
grim
>>154136163
do tell more

>>154136214
Darwizzy and his 6 aramco liga goals

/edit/ idea: Darwinny the Pooh

>>154136333
several sticks of Thuramco will be burnt for this

Bosnia

>>154136258
I rate the ide- *loud gunshots*

>Spalletti, finally, launched his own proposal to relaunch Italian football. "If we were forced to play every round with a Italian Under-19 player in Serie A.."

BASED

I want to move to france now bros

Just do it robert

Why would you move to fr*nce

Banama or France

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Aubervilliers or Saint-ouen

>>154140237
...fairly good Italian players would end up costing a fortune, even more than they do now
when will the world realise that gender quotas are never the answer?

>>154140434
For the women obviously

>>154140451
good, so clubs would be forced to invest in their youth sectors

>>154140542
Italian clubs were already forced to invest in their youth sectors after the 2014 World Cup with the quotas about Italian players having to be included in the squad selection and it got us nowhere: it didn't solve the issue of overpriced homegrown talents nor the one of Serie A clubs stacking something like 50-60 players in their ranks, nor the loan army problem, nor the continuity of playing time for the younger players
external intervention imposed by a centralised and politically dishonest state will only serve to drive prices up artificially, ultimately making matters worse in the long run

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Saw this on my Easter walk

>>154140907
Why are you walking sideways? Are you handicapped or just retarded? (sees flag) nevermind

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Im gonna unleash total destruction on iran, praise allah
and let me introduce our new chief of staff, gen. Pasqua Bunny, war will be over soon folks!

https://youtu.be/DBCtoa5j0Jw&t=195

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Well well well

>>154140943
La Juve rubba, many are saying this

Calcio will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change (bye bye Gravina!), where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS?
We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the Serie A. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Italy!

:skull:

>>154140907
love big merican motors desu
will retire with a caddy, buick or mercury if i can

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Toronto, you ok?

>>154140451
good it will force clubs to no longer be able to sell youth players to cook the books

>>154141209
As if sports justice wouldn't turn a blind eye to the most basic financial rules just to make it happen anyway. Have you been living on another planet for the last 25 years?

>>154141027
What are you talking about?

>>154141219
-15 points for jjust

>>154140907
>>154141105
>>154141114
what a nice place to rate Lock-a-telly swivel-eyed passing

everyone knows Conte would resign in 2 years time after he isn't given enough NT breaks to squeeze his players, it should have been Sir Claudio, he would have easily taken us to CUM.

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>>154140907
I wonder how many heritage larpers pull-up there ? Main/Danforth is kinda weird area though. Too far away from east York and your getting into little Bangladesh

>>154141260
At first glance, Ranieri doesn’t seem the sort of person who would take his cue from agents based in Milan
He would prefer those linked to Roma

nobody could realistically stop Donald Baggio from dropping a nuke on Coverciano

>>154141323
i'm more convinced by the last minute figc candidacy of this chink doctor, who claimed that it is scientifically feasible to depopulate campania and the streets of milan in 48 hours

>>154141373
Seems like a bit of a harsh way to talk about Ranieri

>>154141373
just nuke washington, tel aviv and tel aviv again to be sure lole

>>154141402
No let them live, it's more enjoyable this way. Accelerate and let them end everything

>>154141268
>live watchalong
should've called it rabbi watchadoin' given the current state of things at FIGC

The worst part about this is that he isn't going to do shit.
Both him and Gravina are fucking cowards who would rather fight iracy than just participate in a world cup. I hope however wins in 2028 between Conte and Allegri actually does it for real, NT wins on knockouts and consequently win on final stage would be amazing to witness.

>>154140237
>Player value peaks at age 18 then drops by 80% on their 19’th birthday

Picture the potential plusvalenza schemes

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The cannoniers standings after 31 matchdays

>>154141485
if grim had a face it would be that picture

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2 points earned on Como
3 points earned on Riomma

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>>154141485
>Lautaro is OP in this shitty league

>>154140907
Go scratch it

Mo of course the zingaro is the one to suggest this

>>154141756
its important seriea lore fra

>>154141675
A second striker being capocannoniere is kino though

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>>154141472
the possibilities are endless

>>154141675
it fits perfectly tbqh
he, like the terrific star players of the Italian national team playing with him, runs riot in a league tailor-made for that club, where VAR steps in whenever the opposition needs to be kept at bay. then with the international referees pants are shat, but that's another matter

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>>154141485
>Davis 10
>Krstovic 9

>>154141485
Fun fact puliDIO hasn't scored a goal in 2026

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He retired...

>>154141993
He retired us from ever being competitive
Thanks Tici

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Which CL game are >we watching or are we all tuning into Belgio's Starfield stream?

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>there's a reasonable chance that the Mapei Stadium will be named after Berardi in our lifetime

>>154141993
>Choosing to play in Italy as a young footballer
Everyone knew his career was doomed from that point on

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>20 degrees and sunny
>go for a cheeky minigolf round
>was not at all ready for so much tummy

Lauren Tsaliba

There is a non-zero chance that if you go outside you could see Olivia Wilde's and Penélope Cruz' bare tummies on a park bench

>everything is pointing to Abete
I hope you have another sport you love that lets you slowly drop calcio.

>Thiago Pitarch
No idea who he is but we must buy him Comollos

>>154142100
you just know they weren't able to agree on bringing back Guido Rossi only because it would've been too conspicuous (and, only on a secondary note, because he's dead)

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>they kicked my boy out of the UK

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Thiago Plutarch

>>154142223
You now remember him at the Intergame

I'm sweating like a stuck pig

>>154142124
Comolli comes across more as a navel arch kind of guy, not pit's

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>implying Comolli would say no to this

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>>154142051
Wish it was doing that here

>Coomolli

Lowkey need us to end in EL so I can see the kind of shitposts Comolli will bring on free transfers

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>>154142302
depends, what's her track record in Ligue Uhn?

>>154142562
More like "Lick One" haha

>don'tcallmegipsy campaign
>Lucescu dies the day after
spooky

>Lucescu
I get the same effects every week whenever Jj "plays"

Jj "plays" again this Saturday

No that's not true

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPUZl7zCfPN/

Thoughts about the bofogna kit?>>154142654

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>>154142730
Christ Almighty, what is Le Zucc planning to do here

>>154142742
Mo i need the data for uhhh reasons

>he's a Reels poster

"We're giving them until tomorrow, eight o'clock Rome time,” he said. “And after that, they're going to have no Stadiums. They're going to have no training facilities. Stone ages, yeah. Stone ages.”
"They're training like they used to train 2,000 years ago with children passing the ball back and forth,” Baggio said “They have no dribbling."

>hes mad mad i spoiled the fikette findings

>>154142223
/biz/idea name change to kanye west bank

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>twinkazzo completely vanished ever since Iran sent missiles to Israel

Reel Madrid

>Redeem Saardrid

why are we playing in full white fras

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A set of kits so sexo nobody will notice that I haven't held hands since January 17th

>gold on the kit you didn’t win anything the previous season
Cursed

>>154143107
Where is the Visit Tehran sponsor ahah

Holy shit Bayern is still using Upamerdano lmao
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm watching this

>>154143107
>the black is wearing the black kit
problematic

If he was Greek he'd be called Ulisse

Real Madrid in a diamond 442 with Valverde at the top of the diamond behind Vini and Kylian? Trent/Pitarch’s role to beat the press? And Bayern? High press with still a +1 at the back? Loads of rotations?

>that halal starting XI
wtf where are their good players?

>>154143147
based lmao

First Upamerdano moment is up

>>154143046
It's all part of the plan. Read overextending and unbalancing russia by the rand corporation

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POV: you're Germano and the latest batch of Ukrainian refugees just arrived

so glad Gnabry signed that extension because otherwise that bidone would be at Jjust by now

>>154143412
is twinkazz overextending seriea?

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'tioned

De Zerbi 's Sassuolo had better construction from the short than these 2

I don't think that this vertical calcio is for me

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What about using vertical tabs in your browser?

seriously wtf is this mindless pressing and passing? I guess this is what actually works best nowadays

All the overthinking is why we're missing the third World Cup in a row (it isn't but I wanted to write something about the matter)

Kek at carreras asking for the offside

if Pisillius was ever to fuck up that badly he would get benched the following two weeks

Alexander-Arnold is a conundrum, he'd get exposed so bad in Serie A for just having 0 tactical understanding

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Yesterday the paramount half time analysis show was calling muttuidi
>spaghetti weston

>>154144015
But Bastoni and Di Marco do pretty well?

>anglo ref
think that could have been given as a pen tbqh

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>>154144088
Imagien Dimarco as the leftback in a back-4...

>>154144171
This sport is fucking dead if a dive like this gets given as a pen lmfao

>>154143107
Why does he look like the pent up guy sitting in class with a bulging vein meme

>>154144197
I've seen it given even outside of Italy

>Carreras
>23 yo
grim

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Reminder that Bayern is coached by a Belgian

To this day, I'm still not sure if *that* is how Gnabry is supposed to be pronounced

>>154144561
mo thats a ketamine dealer

if this Carreras kid can play for Madrid in a CL knockout then all the Franchinos in the primaveras can start in a serie a match

Just remembered Juan Cabal

N

monu

>Upamecago
>Mongicius

>Merdicius