Biz idea : AI tummies generated by Claude app

negru

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Schizo was right all along. The richfags are conspiring against the poorfags.

>Luciano Spalletti and Juventus have reached an agreement in principle over new deal.
>It will be valid until June 2048, plenty more years together.
>Spalletti will continue as Juve manager, as always reported.

>>154161942
CoronaBilly thought so hard about how to get rid of the poor that now he scratches his balls every day because of the scabies his buddy transmitted to him

>Following the exclusive partnership agreement reached during recent weeks of negotiations, AC Milan and Jerry Cardinale announced this morning that from next season the club’s matches and exclusive social media content will be covered by worldstarhiphop.com. The commercial deal is aimed at boosting the club’s international brand and enhancing its global profile.

>>154161456
Uncs will have you believe mexes is french

>>154162116
lel

funniest thing about the talk around Napoli giving 0 total minutes to U21 players this season is that it’s essentially giving ADL a new excuse to not spend money

>>154161942
Ok but why is the subject "your neice" (sic) ?

>>154162453
Don't worry he doesn't need excuses: building an actual youth program is still not even in the plans

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just finished this wonderful book

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>>154162490
young nabuletans will be dancing in the cryotherapeutic rubbish bins of Castelvolturno

>>154158185
https://x.com/TheGameVerse/status/2041873663058968723
It's incredibly bland damn, fucking Tokyo Xtreme Racer got a better Japan (and speed) feeling than this

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Just platonically marathoned the newest Sorrenkino in the cinema, what did I think of it?

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'tioned

ACK-I

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Finocchio Xtreme Racer

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>>154162716
yes

>When marotta threatened to kill the entire calcio civilization, did that bother you as a calcio enthusiast?”
>FIGC secretary general, Gravina: “I'm not commenting. What I want you to know is I support the inter!”

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factos

>>154162872
Uh

>>154162872
im going to wait for germanos analysis on this one

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>>154162896
analyze THIS

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70-qgnDyMZs
Ace Combat 8: Wings of Theve Developer Diary is up

>>154162642
I watched it last week, the Metal Gear Solid shoutout was a surprise to say the least

>Fabio Paratici, former Juventus director and current sporting director at Fiorentina, has spoken out again about his conviction in the capital gains case, whilst defending his actions: "I don’t feel guilty of anything, if that's what you want to know. It was a very trying experience to go through the criminal investigation, which lasted five and a half years. I was convicted for a technical-financial strategy that involved many national team players, such as Rovella, Orsolini and Spinazzola. An accounting principle was applied that had never been seen before and which I am waiting to see applied again: the court documents refer to this and not to inflated capital gains, as is being claimed elsewhere. In the sports tribunal, there is no way to defend yourself, there is little one can do."

/sp/ idea: Calcio but it's Sam Witwer that does the commentary in his Darth Maul voice

Riddle me this. Bongs have the highest number of anons on this board - Yet ZERO bong flags in Serie A threads?
So it’s true then… you’re just a farmers league for alpine-continentals. Then you wonder why you make NO money from tv deals abroad… it’s almost like you can’t have a profitable league when your main customers are Bosnia and Belgium lel

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>bbilan futuro has 45% foreigners

>>154163303
lost your way to the rotherham rape gangs, prince andrew?

Belgios catching strays

Was going to short bbilan futures, but i just read the news about their colab with worldstar

>>154163303
>Yet ZERO bong flags in Serie A threads?
I wish. Also big talk coming from a country whose league is watched en masse by Nigerians.

>>154163196
>noooooo I need my U23 to cook the books AAAAAAAA Dicembre help me

>>154163303
if we'd wanted to get Frosinone merchandise to Malawi, we would have entrusted the task to the same jewish NGOs that put up road signs in Tamil and Hindi onto your sinking island

>>154163312
>invest literal millions
>relegate yourself to Serie D
Will never not be funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKSdXH89jbo
Which Serie A team does Jason Statham support? Trailer for the newest Stathamkino is up btw

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>>154163303
always that term with you animals, 'farmers'. you seem very fond of it.
farmland is the only part left of the country up there free from the interference of pakis, abduls, somalis and from the stupidity of your own kind, innit. if you miss the safety of the barn and the warmth of your mother's four intestines, just say so

>>154163303
>t. buckbroken saka

/sp/ talking about /ourgirl/ >>154163667

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>>154163864
I’ve been listening to the guardian weekly for a few months now I wasn’t ready for this grim reality but I did find it odd that a woman was that much into football

>>154163864
>glowie filename
uh oh

Tonight we are all towers of the little donkeys

>>154164059
Don't mention towers now that the amerilards need another false flag
Say it's a corn syrup refinery instead

Do >we watch bolo or fiore

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>>154164010
>tfw I just checked the podcast app and I've been subscribed to Football Weekly since 2012
I'm glad it doesn't track total listening per podcast since that would be a shameful amount of time listening to them blathering on

>>154164106
Did you know the grim reality of the Baldini

Got to Bordeaux a few days ago
The women here look too damn well

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>>154164111
Yeah, was a pretty stark difference when it started using the differently-pitched voice. Especially at the start when it was still figuring it out, these days it's a lot less jarring.

>>154164124
given the shoulder width, he could easily support the weight of the iracy shield despite the dress

>>154164124
A sad tale

Fortunato Krediet

Serse Cosmi and Nicki Bandini walk into an octave-shifting bar...

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Fortunato Krediet is not yet starting his time at Juventus all too fortunately; the youth player who joined from Feyenoord in January tore his cruciate ligament and meniscus.

A real shame, because the 16-year-old started off very well in Turin.

First time I see the bologna stadium not being half empty

>Grifo
>doesn't play for Genoa

>>154164010
ynr StuntPegg and her Bastoni propaganda

Pegging you say?

>>154164325
>StuntPegg
With a nickname like that, it's a mystery why Duccio didn't subscribe to her premium channel to fund her matcha tea shop

burn a disci been looking gud

>>154164010
There is no chance you heard a tranny speak and didn't realise, to me it's so obvious they're faking the voice

WTF Sneedkov doesn't play for Shakhtar anymore

I just remembered the winter mercato Mateta rumours

Fiorentina getting refballed by poteri forti anglosassoni

FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL

>asston villa

I just activated my Final Countdown spell card, you will all lose in 20 turns

refball

Ceferin says hello :^)

holy fug

holy shit Bologna is cursed

fraudgers not booked, cheers jewefa

after 70 minutes, Fiorentina players are finally feeling the strain of their match against the formidable Verona

>>154164483
he was playing for goodpusi last time just played against them

Villastone is just allowed to mow people down to stop counters

>Serie Ass goalkeepin’

>Ravaglia
fuck this sport

Is there any italian goalkeeper that knows how to intercept corner kicks or crosses? That was embarassing stuff

Literally who the fuck is Harrison

>>154164737
it's weird because even the tall ones aren't exactly stellar at it

>Caos Ternana, la stampa umbra: “A un passo dal fallimento”
Ternana bros...

>>154164797
Was Capello really necessary here?

>Rumors swirling that the White House told Meloni to oust Roberto Cingolani, the widely respected CEO of Leonardo. By the way, about 80% of annual revenues of $3 billion at DRS, the U.S. subsidiary of Leonardo, come from Pentagon contracts. Would Meloni obey Trump just like that?
>It also appears that Guido Crossetto, Italy’s intelligent Defence minister, understands that firing the best manager of an Italian state-controlled defence company is a huge mistake for Italy. Presumably Crossetto will resign if this happens. On principle. As an honorable man.
Never NEVER put women in charge again holy shit

>>154164809
his persona, his credibility and most of all his gaze, bewildered by the grappa and the amateurishness all around him? yes indeed

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Premier League > Ligue 1 > Bundesliga > La Liga > Liga Portugal > Eredivisie > POWER GAP > Süper Lig > Serie ASS

>>154164832
negru and troon organisation haters get vindicated every hour lmao

Reminder that there has never been an English coach that won the eplel

>>154164800
Another example in this country of how social welfare for the elderly is not enough to save Yernana. SAD!

>>154164832
The mythraic alliance goes deep

>>154164800
>lose against Jjust PS6
>crash and burn and go bankrupt

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Creating a fertile bedrock for all clubs great and small? No no, Inter needs our fullest attention!

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A 120 year old club vs a 20 year old club.
Not a fair match up.

wild boars will be prancing in the ROCCO B. COMMISSO park tonight

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business idea: a Claudia Rizzo Patreon page to save Ternana from bankruptcy

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lel

I'm rizzed up alright

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Will the Neymar to jJ prophecy come true this summer

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Imagine licking her teeth

Villa is actually dogshit, just Bologna gifting them the match

Vinny Italian raters really silent tonight

>>154164967
Dude doesnt give a shit about playing football anymore, he's being infected with the Brazilian brainworms of wanting to become a corrupt politician now. He already treats the CBF like an abused housewife.

we're more of a wiretapping league anyway

>>154164952
What does Ferrero have to do with Ternana

Italiano raters and Interbros walk into the Stadio Olimpico (it's a Lazio matchday)

aaureliapedrettii crosseyeing that bofogna teal kit

>>154164983
Is he still having secret legal and regulated sexo with his sister

>>154164969
Have you considered that Bologna is also currently shit?

>>154164985
he was hired to increase the level of the munchies

focusing on tennis o algo

>>154164985
It's like net and yahoo and the us

I thought Watkins has a baby fenomeno and in sense he is, a serie ass baby fenomeno

>>154164999
>secret
Dude gets injured just in time, every year, to go celebrate his sister's birthday, he doesnt do this with any other family member of his, pretty much everyone knows he's fucking his sister, the media in Brazil is just waiting to hear either him or his sister confess they are fucking.

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dios mio...

Buendia, Aduepo

WARNING

>WARNING

MOST DANGEROUS LEADS ARE ACTIVE

>MOST DANGEROUS LEADS ARE ACTIVE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>THIS IS NOT A DRILL

REALLY concerned by the current Goretzka rumors

>Ciao Mario is not the worst player on the pitch so far
calcio works in mysterious ways

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>there are people itt who rate or have rated baby shitalian fenomeno Fabbian

>>154165118
Locatelli stamp of approval

>>154165066
I didn't realise his sister was a trans prostitute

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The Japanese kit reveal has 2 [redacted] players in it!

Even more kino with the audio:
https://streamable.com/m9gza3

>>154165001
and they still played better than the mighty English team that will play in the CL next year, if you ignore the two defensive ducks of course.

>>154165190
another massive W for il belgiuoco

The only upside of 4-3-3 at this present juncture is more potential scams, Rowe being the current example and Ndoye being the previous one

Coefficient going to the shitter faster than Pippo Inzaghi after a box of Plasmon biscuits

>>154165270
no one is at fault

>>154165206
not the point cagon

>bofogna
>

>talk shit about Rowe once
>turned into prime Robben since
Ok I'll keep apologizing

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Not nearly enough curve on that to be mentioned in the same breath as Robben

oh fuck off

the 20 km/h speed limit in Bologna city centre is starting to bear results

>Vincere, Vincere, Vincere

>[insert opponent team] vaffanculo, [insert opponent team] vaffanculo, [insert opponent team] vaffanculo

There, I just summed up 90% of serie ass chants

Ravaglia should be sacked before the cock sings 3 times tbqh

Vinny Italiano raters bros... not like this...

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You're in the Bologna university library and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass, what do you do?

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OHHH
FIOCRETINAAA

an Italian Vesuvio will rape the league unironically

>crystal palace wouldn’t win serie ass with 100+ points

Like all fraudsters in Serie A fixated on possession, Italiano can't coach set pieces for shit and gets a proper thrashing at the first opportunity

>>154165141
Jap kits makes me think of france

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than supporting Fiorentina. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are buying shirts, scarves, and season tickets, dedicating years of your life solely so your club can go and get ravaged by another team. All the hard work you put into supporting your beautiful little club - watching every match, traveling to away games, making sure you never missed a minute, defending them online, crying over every defeat. All of it has one simple result: the players are more enjoyable for other clubs to poach.
Raised the perfect squad? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random club who had nothing to do with their development, who signs them in the summer. They get to ravage your best players every transfer window. They get the benefits of the talent and discipline that came from Fiorentina's academy.
As a Fiorentina fan, you are LITERALLY dedicating years of your life simply to watch a club develop players for Juventus and Inter to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

I was going to go to the Palace game tonight to support Fiorentina.

Thank God I didn't.

>Criscitiello (Sportitalia): There was a secret meeting between Malagò and Gravina in Rome. Gravina is offering his block of votes on the FIGC Council, given that all its members were appointed during his term of office, in exchange for support at UEFA level to become the Italian representative for the future European Championships in Italy. Malagò is said to have accepted. Both see only one problem: Minister of Sport Andrea Abodi. Malagò and Gravina want to ensure he does not interfere in the reshuffle within the federation. At this point, things would move towards a single candidate, because the former federal president Abete knows he would stand no chance in the vote count.

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New rumor : bofogna calciatori to become ticket controlers, Thierry Henry to become their manager.

Shhhhhhhh

The soccer fags are sleeping

>>154162642
The sudden rain scene was kino, I still need to finish it tho

>>154163312
ST-Ranieri

>>154165378
Show him the black snape ai music video

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Nobody goes through more pain than the average Jj fan

>>154170284
I don't think >we can afford not just two but five free transfers of over30 players
also since >we are hardly qualifying to the CL none of them will want to join (and that's a good thing because they're all finished anyway)

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sexo

>>154170284
>get a shit ton of players
>kalunigger still there
rudenegru-kalunegru clownshow lmao why not get upamecano too

>>154170678
France

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>>154170284
Buciano's speech is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5c5HKImFtU

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Shittiest Serie A season in decade.
Lautaro (swarthy, bargain bin Kevin Lasagna) being capo cannoneer with 16 goals is lmao. He's lucky he's playing in the shitter era. 10 years ago he's be stuggling to get play time in Parma.

Prime Deulofeu and Inglese would be sitting on 20+ goals each if they played today. The bar has never been lower.

>The investigation was launched following a complaint filed by a 20-year-old student. There is also a charge of revenge porn regarding images shared in the team’s chat group

>On May 30 of last year, there was a celebration for Bra’s historic promotion to the top division; now, a trial is set to begin regarding a gang rape case in which three football players are accused. The victim is a 20-year-old student from Turin who attempted suicide after the assault.

>It all reportedly began during the party, when the young woman met one of the players and followed him to the apartment where he lived with other teammates. When he proposed a group sex act, she reportedly refused, but found herself “subjected to multiple acts of group sex,” as stated in the investigation documents from the Asti Prosecutor’s Office, coordinated by Prosecutor Davide Greco. Videos and photos from the evening were then allegedly shared in the team’s chat group. The student immediately sought help at the anti-violence center at Sant’Anna Hospital in Turin and filed a complaint. Charged with gang rape are Fausto Perseu, 24, from Rome, now with Giulianova; Alessio Rosa, 23, from Tivoli, now with Ligorna; and Christ Jesus Mawete, 21, from Mondovì, who later moved to Livorno. One of the three also faces a charge of revenge porn. Livorno is expected to suspend Mawete from the roster until the end of the season. This would be the second such case in three years, following the Lucarelli-Apolloni incident.

>>154171964
Kino

Juan Cab-ACK!

>Fausto Perseu, 24, from Rome
Not from persia
>Christ Jesus Mawete, 21, from Mondovì
Kek
Also
>Official: Italy confirm Baldini as caretaker coach for June games

>>154172119
>>Official: Italy confirm Baldini as caretaker coach for June games
damn shame, with Cuper and Orrico out of work FIGC has missed yet another opportunity to take a leap forward

>>154172119
>Official: Italy confirm Baldini as caretaker coach for June games
The italo tranny from the guardian football weekly?

christ jesus malawi

>>154172149
Let me put it in jeet terms
bandini =/= baldini

And you just wait until calcio unleashes Bamdini

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>>154172119
>Christ Jesus Mawete
>from Mondovì

>>154172241
apparently he didn't stop at Eboli but carried on walking

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>>154171964
For our collective Spalletti folders

>>154171964
>2028
its 1+1 right

>>154170284
This is never happening lmfao, whoever made this thinks that real life is like career mode or something

>>154172179
Ahhh I see

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>Baldini wants to play the Under 21s in the friendlies against Greece and Luxembourg.

>>154172465
Unironically based

>>154172465
unfeasible
we need to scientifically test the newer nappies developed for the Interbloc to see if they can withstand the moral impact of playing against such strong national teams

>>154162565
Forza Sborrizon

But yeah, the whole Horizon/Forza aesthetic has always been a paery peculiar brand of bland. Even something about Gran Turismo for example has some characterful.

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Spalletti podcast is up too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucyy32FT2cw

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW9FjeWAp75/

Politano balding

Chickencoop masterclass incoming

Ciro Inmobile has scored a goal more recently than Rete"gol" or Pivs Espvsitvs Avrelivs

>>154170284
only bosman unc i’d take is maybe Salah assuming he’s still planning to leave Liverpool

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CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>154173812
finna buy one of these, replace the p with a t and gift it to the "danish" bbilanfag itt

Semper Fidelis

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Nick Peesilly

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Discuss.

>>154174124
Paolo Brosio jr is the hero Serie A needs but doesn't deserve

>Ranieri "Abbiamo considerato 5-6 allenatori, 3 non sono venuti e la società ha scelto Gasperini. Abbiamo scelto lui per quello che ha fatto all'Atalanta"
Keeeeeek

I know it's late but Palo for Pohjanpalo :DDDDD

Bvll of the day:
https://x.com/somakazima2/status/2042452297104437611

>better to be first among rooster than last among bulls

>>154174402
Insane outfit gotta give him credit

>>154174402
My honest reaction when I see the Jadon Sancho rumours

>>154174536
plumber era goal

>>154174536
How are Pisa in the league

>>154174536
The type of gole The Saboteur would conspire to miss

>>154174402
Context? Is it fake?

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I kneel

watermalen al fresco

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What is Baldini cooking

Jorko 4', 21'
Immobile 8'

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>>154173871
Thank u Saar
Redeem the jJ merch

>>154174715
I've seen French armies holding a better defensive line than Pisa

to think Malen is a sin, but often the correct guess

Sorry what do you mean Sancho rumors

/biz/idea calciobbalah

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Sleep tight /serietummy/

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Donyell Malen put in a stellar performance for AS Roma on Friday. The Netherlands international scored all three goals in the 3-0 home win against Pisa, becoming only the fifth Dutch player ever to score a hat-trick in Serie A.

With his hat-trick, the 27-year-old Malen follows in the footsteps of Faas Wilkes (one hat-trick for Internazionale), Wim Kieft (one hat-trick for Pisa), Marco van Basten (eight hat-tricks for AC Bbilan) and Teun Koopmeiners (two hat-tricks for Atalanta).

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>>154174402
Bvll

>Inter have an agreement in principle with Muharemovic, who is putting other offers on hold just to wear the Nerazzurri shirt. Talks with Sassuolo have been ongoing for some time: I'll also tell you that the situation could be unlocked with the insertion of a counterpart. [Matej Morettović]

>>154174790
reminder that sport journalists are on every day of the rope list

>>154175714
You just know they are going to sell Muharemovic for 2m and another Sassuolo shitter for 30 millions just to make sure Jjust doesn't get a dime

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>>154175714
players of the interbloc ready to start a mexican wave to welcome his signing instead that of a welsh player

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-17h 37m

Feyenoord and Indian superstaar Redeem Singh

Well my time in frogland is almost done

>>154175714
>Muharemovic
>Hujisen
>Barrenechea
>Soulè
>Mbangula

is jj retarded? they were given away for peanuts, and ANYONE with half a brain could see the talent

>>154180464
and I can see them making the same mistake with Puczka SOON

>>154180464
Kulosecosis...betacuntbros....we don't even make the /memetalents/ list anymore

>>154180501
*gets a top 6 pl team relegated*

>>154180464
>is jj retarded?
yes of course

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With yesterday's hattrick Malen is now joint third in capocannoniere list. Very grim numbers so far desu

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>>154180464
>is jj retarded?

my take?
since we abandoned defensive futbol and stopped teaching kids the art of 1on1 marking (partly because muh costruzione dal basso pushed "good passers" over true defenders, partly because rules got fennel pozzed over the years and now if you breathe too close over someones shoulder it's a foul and a yellow), attackers are no more required to be much skilled to get to the goal, they just need to be a little quicker than the rest (ofc ngubus are naturally quicker on average hence why they "invaded" seriea nowdays (it's a consequence not a cause))
so your average futbol level drastically dropped in both aspects of the game, defensive and attacking, and even tho we have great school of managers, their ideas can no longer be applied due to lack of raw material

basically calcio became fake and gay and other countries/leagues got a head start because they have been filled with boy lovers and ngubus (naturally the most closeted race in history) for decades aready

make calcio manly again
(please accept my concession my 13yo pussycat died yesterday)

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>>154180843
Sorry about your pussycat fra

>>154180464
Rovella is the worst one for me because he was obviously very good already when he got sold. The lore of young players that perform after leaving Jjust is extremely deep though, Felix Correia (literal money laundering player) is scoring for Lille, there’s an ex-nextgen zingaro with 7 goals as a 19 y/o winger in Romania, Kaio Jorge bagged like 30 goals across all comps in Brazil. Fucking IHATTAREN has something like 10 assists in the Eredivisie, at a certain point you can only laugh.

>>154180929
>Rovella
never rated him, too slow
>Felix Correia
lmao
>Biliboc
fucking HOW
>Kaio Jorge
a waste, true
>Ihattaren
terrible personality

>>154180464
Muharemovic was a nobody and it took him two years at Sasol starting from Serie B to improve, Huijsen was obviously an incredible mistake, Barrenechea is average, Soulé same as Huijsen and Mbangula is just shit.
You can't keep them all especially if the finances are fucked, simple as

>>154181084
It's the undervaluing that really pissed me off

*sells beanz for 18 M Vetulonian rupees*

>>154181126
That's actually the smartest thing they could possibly do, the retarded part was renewing him and still paying his wages

Jewve needs that spot in CL to get tonails muani (even tho geriateic Lewandowski is better) and palestra at the very least

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>>154181216
>Jewve needs that spot in CL
Well done jewve, well done. HOWEVER

>>154181216
more like Joao Gomes, Darwin Nunez and Norton-Scruffy

>>154181311
Nunez, Alisson, plus Robertson and Salah on a free for the Liverpoop reunion

>>154181311
Jewve is for eyetalians and fr*nchmen
other nationals work only if they are well above average level

TANTO IO STO SOGNANTO CHE MENTRE CANTO IL DUSAN GIÀ STA RINNOVANTO

this season we've had all the best managers of the last 20 years of /seriea/ but the players general level is so abysmal fuckk fuck

Amplifico mufa

>>154181389
I kneel

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>>154181757
>this season we've had all the best managers of the last 20 years

>>154181757
wtf football managers post here?!

/k/ idea: 3-5-2 fighter jet formation

>arselel celebrating corners like penalties
Lel

la riomma

>>154174402
They arrested him :(

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>>154182664
Shiiiid I thought it was staged

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>>154182792
Yeah it's not, I was thinking we should maybe open a GoFundMe page for him

Jimenez looking good for Bournemouth

34 years old Insigne is currently the best Italian player playing in Italy and I'm not even joking

Insigne, at his peak, was a top player.

For me it's how Conte pronounces "top player" as "dobbleie"

The older exposer brother strikes again

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Everything the schizo says is true, if it's not true today it will be true in 3 years time, that's how the schizo works, he's in another plane of consciousness he knows things that mere mortals have no idea about

false

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>It’s finally a 4-3-3 but Allegri insists on the Leao center forward autism

>>154184184
If max manages to get a punticino against these udinese mandinghi it's a gattuso reaching the playoff final with shitaly-tier miracolissimo

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>De Laurentiis: "I've been pushing for years to return to a 16-team league, not 20. Reducing the number of matches will give us two months to coach the national team. Then I'd like to know why there's no insurance if a player gets injured on international duty. Do they want our players? They have to pay. Why should I give them away for free? They're my property, not theirs."
>They're my property

Just realized Aurelio De Laurentiis is the nephew of Dino De Laurentiis, of Hannibal fame

Cairo muori oggi.
Con Luciano Moggi

>>154184224
Torna in C con l'Avellino, negro.
Tu e i tuoi film di merda.

>>154184273
>Dino De Laurentiis
He has produced some masterpieces (unlike his son)

>>154184378
Finna watch conan the barbarian tonight

>>154184341
Bvll who wrote that

>plays 352
>calls it 433
Please kill Alllegri

Kill all gypsies

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Il Derby del Negru

>>154184601
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cr71lkzv49po

>>154184184
>Bartesaghi
>193cm
why are they so blatantly lying about sportsmen heights lol

>>154184621
>publishes less than 24 hours ago
Pottery

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>>154184621
mhmmmm

>>154182792
https://x.com/Thefactsdude/status/2042965283132838121
wtf

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>>154184699
>He claimed he was looking for “Victor” and searching for a little girl.
RE Requiem reference?

>>154180535
To be fair neither played in Tottenham this season much at all because they have Barilla bones and have been injured for like 10 months now.

>>154184728
Based Graceking was just trying to be an hero

Atalanta (3-4-2-1): Carnesecchi; Scalvini, Djimsiti, Kolasinac; Zappacosta, Ederson, De Roon, Bernasconi; De Ketelaere, Zalewski; Krstovic.

JUVENTUS (3-4-2-1): Di Gregorio; Kalulu, Bremer, Kelly; Holm, Locatelli, Thuram, Cambiaso; Conceiçao, Yildiz; David.

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Lads, it's bbilan

4 man backline leaking

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Lole

>>154184858
What the fuck was Maignan doing lmao

>>154184224
Wait there's no insurance coverage for NTs? Is that even legal?

>>154184858
Thank god he renewed

hehe

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Hehehe

someone investigate poopdineze for illegal betting watch how they will implode in the 2nd half and concede 3

>>154184984
wait who's the other negru """"defending""" on the gole, one for sure is Merdewinter

>>154185005
Going by the shirt numbers and >>154184601, it's Merdewinter and that """Swiss""" rightback

Allegri OUT

>>154185020
legit forgot he existed lol

https://x.com/Vicidominus/status/2043005393324953687
lmao

>took off Athekame the best player in 1st half
Death to Cuntllegri

we have a dream in our hearts Allegri finishing fifth

>>154185261
Impossible, even a shit coach like him can't finish that low with the best squad in the league

>>154185066
Why? Bbilan is the de facto comic relief team of this league and Allegri is doing exactly what is needed to keep it that way.

>goatfana coming on
It’s time

>>154175714
Finally a reason to not support Inter

>Inacio to get called up by the Brazilian NT
shitaly btfo

Milan ending up fifth and Jj ending 6th would be so good

Zero pressure on the udine ball holder even halfway through Milan’s side when 2-0 down is crazy

>>154185476
Going to happen 100%

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Lole

an alnegru coached team imploding in the last couple of matchdays and looking incredibly tired and demotivated? Where have I seen this before

>>154185485
That is not Allegri's way

Lmao

Zaniolo to Jj this summer, you read it here first

I'm even doubting my Allegro to the azzurri opinion at this point

>no webm of THAT moment

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>>154185635

Calm down, Allegri knew that this formation was unfeasible, he just wanted the board, fans, and press to understand it now we start over in the only way this squad can more or less play and win

>>154185650
Great goal but I mean the attempted rape that happened 20 minutes ago in Milan x Udinese.
Mom asked if I was watching gay porn again

>>154185683
This

lmao