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Finlandia
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Sneed
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>>154146884
Cant wait for the stare down
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>>154146876
I’m Jewish.

GoyPiggies worship us.

https://youtu.be/rfPq3kshX6s?si=ocuPjZLSogoOMvIs
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>>154146913
nah nigga you're Indian don't lie kek a jew
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How many of these people are black?
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Looking at the Khamzat vs Strickland fight it just seems like a slaugther awaiting to happen. Strickland was already humiliated by DDP and now Khamzat? This just seems like a goat with it's horns sawn off being thrown to a hungry wolf. Seems sadistic in a way even.
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>>154146944
Most of them are semetic
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>>154146962
You would never say this to an black mans face, chickenhawk.
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>>154146987
Of course I would, are you stupid?
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Sean Strickland is going to shock the world a second time.
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>>154146987
Because xhe’d already be sucking his BBC I fear
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the wmma is giving me grief time to cut from the promotion
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>>154147015
Kek. That boy is an lost soul.
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>>154147041
For sure Sneed actually posted that brother you are very smart.
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>>154147054
sup Sneed
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>>154147025
does he still do card breakdowns for rampage
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>>154147041
Xadame uses dog/diddler pronouns
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Copey.
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If you can't force yourself to bust a nut while watching Loopy vs Tatiana Suarez I can't respect you as a man.
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>>154147060
Is it my turn to be Sneed now?
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very disrespectful
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>>154147071
>force
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>>154147071
Tati is a dog but ngl she has great tits.
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I don't think Ulberg has the physical qualities to beat Jiri
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>>154147089
>What's your name, boy?
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Although the UFC White House event is just a political gimmick, I actually like the idea of having MMA events in cool locations once in a while

>>154146884
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>>154147109
>tf
>tp
this is why potassium intake is important folks
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>>154147109
Bro pumped my water bill up by 5 dollars to make this image
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>>154147118
We eat tons of bananas doe

>>154147123
Good
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khabib (more commonly known as khabitch) has ZERO legitimately good wins. a career of nothingburgers. fraud.
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>>154147054
Ok guy that sucked and fucked Sneed
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>>154147144
Pisslam's record is worse and more fraudulent than Leon Edwards was, he's just waiting to get exposed first real fighter he faces
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>>154147144
That can be said about any fighter with no losses that you dislike.
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>ctrl f Khabib
>1 result
Rent fucking FREE
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>>154147144
kvassblob can also identify a man's origins by the smell of his farts and i am not joking it's on video
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>>154147168
How many results for Sneed?
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>>154147065
Idk the Jaxxon pod fell apart really quick. Would be cool if TJ had some sort of film breakdown channel.
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fact of the matter is that luke was too handsome to be in that gym
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the islam and khamzat stock is in such bad shape, they are officially falling back to khabib for reinforcement. that's why we must strike the heart now while we have the firepower.
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>>154147205
Excellent post.
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>>154147197
they were just starting to find a rhythm before it all started going a bit stale and now i guess rampage does kick mostly and yes tj should have his own channel he was coherent and has excellent analysis
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Raja Jackson sunk the whole Jaxxon brand with his little stunt. Mouth breathing ass nigga was a irl "when keeping it real goes wrong"
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I run this motherfucking block
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the Jackson 5?
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>>154147228
*heems you silly*
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its ya boy Mr 17.5
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jackson my balls across your fivehead
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Im an Beanie Seagall nigga but thats cause Im more real than tha realset
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Mountain Dew Raja Blast
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Can't fault Raja, I woulda done the same exact thing if that fat rasslin' tard tried to bitch me out like that
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i am nursing a somewhat impressive erection rn
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Khamzat kind of looks like that guy who swims in the flooded Chernobyl reactors. Wonder if they share a common ancestor, or maybe long lost brothers?
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wow. this is a pretty bad look.
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Anyone game to talk about Spencer Fishers fights? Guy was an beast
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talmbout blanchfield?
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>>154147396
*tap tap tap*
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>>154147390
that guy is way cooler than khamzat
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>>154147221
Raja aside, why did you think the podcast turned stale? TJ is a phenomenon. Dude can't form a proper sentence in a normal conservation but suddenly talks like a competent person when MMA is the topic.
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>>154147391
>outsrikes khabib
>makes khabib panic sniff
>forces khabitch on his back ankles to the sky
>tanks the submission and doesn't tap
Yeah Gaethje broke this man so bad he had to retire
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>>154147396
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>>154147378
What's his name?
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me to aspinall haters
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This card is nothing without van/tiara
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Wake up in the morning feeling like A. Smiffy
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who's Johnny Walker fighting? I don't want to search it up tell me or else.
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>>154147391
The day Garth's calf kick meta died... Poor little piggy...
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>>154147438
too many cooks at one point, luke didn't add anything much and the rampage/bear dynamic got old fast, bear is also somewhat insufferable, recycling guests too
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jiri ulberg moved to the prelims of malott burns
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>>154147598
Dominick the dominator Reyes
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>>154147465
cheeky bastard
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hunter campbell doesn't even try to justify these matchups anymore, he just looks at you like this
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hunter campbell is not easy on the eye
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>>154146913
why did yt folks give up their deities for a jew
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>>154147772
I disagree.
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>>154147772
he took the call
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okay brb gonna shower
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>>154147438
They tried to bully Bryce Mitchell for being anti-semetic and lost all credibility
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>>154147608
Fair. Luke should probably just pop up everything 6 months and saying something outrageous. I kinda fell for the Jaxxon hype. They had the guests, this expensive facility, Arman and Khamzat seemingly holding their training camp there...
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Regretfully, I'll have to predict Jiri to win against Ulberg by decision. Possibly by TKO, depending on just how bad Ulberg really is. In a vacuum Ulberg does have better striking better wrestling and more power than Jiri but I don't see him being able to employ those attributes well enough to keep Jiri disciplined or force him to fight his fight. Jiri probably loses the first 1 or 2 rounds narrowly then starts landing big counters on the feet and getting his own rhythm going after that. Also Jiri has been improving his head movement, which if he continues to implement is going to start causing Ulberg problems even earlier than that.

Id love to see Ulberg go out there and cause that autistic retard severe head trauma over the entire duration and cause him major neurological issues later in life but he literally doesn't have any good wins at all, he has no business being in a title fight right now after beating a bum like current day Reyes. This will go almost exactly like the Khalil fight, most likely even worse.
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>>154147629
oh.... wow that's a banger, someones getting ko'd fersure
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the parallels between reyes vs walker and ulberg vs jiri... astonishing. almost scary.
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Sean is going to shock the world by heeming Khamzat and then lose another 50-45 to DDP.
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>>154148033
Time is a 2 dimensional sphere, perchance wouldst not thou concurreth?
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Bro thought he cooked with that post
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Yes indeed, time is truly a 2 dimensional sphere...sadly, I must so too concur.
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Jiri vs Reyes II is on Hunters Campbell whiteboard
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that flat circle line really fucked you up huh
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>lost to Gamrot
Arman isn’t a serious contender. Resume is a bit mediocre too, other than beating Charles.
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Tell us another flat circle line story tito
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>Bro thought he cooked with that post
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Where is that little rat spammy, where is he??
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>>154148160
It's probably more common than you'd think I fear, sadly
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>>154148160
I've only kissed Gamrot
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>>154148160
Wonder how much this ugly faggot paid to kiss this prostitute
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You guys ever see the movie Inception? So Matthew Macauley is a farmer and an astronaut and he goes into space. He goes to space because the planet, the Earth is running out of food and he has to get some from the black hole they found. So he goes to the black hole and he falls into it and he sees these books and his daughter and he makes her read the books and then they save the farm. That black hole that Matt McConnor penetrates is Chael Sonnen.
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Madame Xneed's botched bottom surgery is really stinkin' up the thread
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>>154148160
This motherfuvker is my hero
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Buncha fucking yuro SISSIES I tell you. Look at these guys, this Nerman, what a little girl. Now look at Tyrone Jamal Jackson III playing for the Cucksville Tigers here, what a unit. This guy probably has a dick like a horse. I bet he could fuck my wife all night long. Man that would be a sight to see. Just watch him going at it ...
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>Buncha fucking yuro SISSIES I tell you. Look at these guys, this Nerman, what a little girl. Now look at Tyrone Jamal Jackson III playing for the Cucksville Tigers here, what a unit. This guy probably has a dick like a horse. I bet he could fuck my wife all night long. Man that would be a sight to see. Just watch him going at it ...
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They're called the Detroit Tigers
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Zatdaddy cucks timmy piglets on a regular basis I fear.
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>>154148277
this khamzat guy clearly likes men what a brave soul to stay strong in such a toxically masculine world Allah is proud
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>Protagonist of MMA: Kevin from Detroit
>Protagonist of WWE: Kevin from Detroit
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>>154147772
Easy or he will send Moleman to feel yuor inner asshoel lining
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>>154148446
who and whom
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>>154148277
khamzat looks hella zesty which confirms that in order to dominate in wrestling and grappling you have to be a man that is feminine and almost borderline gay. cue the clip of him removing hair from till's mouth.
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What we eating heem?
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>>154148643
Nabe
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>>154148643
Buddy you don't wanna know what goes into making those cheap ass hot dog sausages you are eating.
Use chicken breasts, they are not expensive.
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Rockhold Fuck You Punch vs Costa webm please
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>>154148643
Dave's Triple
Large Frosty
Baconator Fries
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>there are 800+ fighters in the ufc
What the fuck, why?
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UFC 400: Sushi vs Ceviche
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>>154148643
This is from yesterday, I was leftovermaxxing. One of those eggs was for my cat (she fat)

>inb4 cookies
Those are cheap overcooked shitty burgers
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>>154148905
Can't develop a project without burning 20-30 bums
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>>154148905
because you can't have steve austin beating up the rock every week or else no one cares. you need jobbers like xpac to get the stars over before they eventualy fight eachother.
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>>154148941
>Can't develop a project without burning 20-30 bums
How many people do you need for that? There are 8 UFC weight classes right now, so that's at least 100 fighters per weight class
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>>154148969
What's the issue? You need Soukhamthaths to get an O'Malley and you need Boston Salmon's to get Soukhamthaths.
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>>154148998
I feel like that's a huge waste of potential and money that could go elsewhere, like actually building proper UFC academies and developing these fighters yourself.
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can holland get it done against whoever hes fighting?
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>>154149016
Then you may as well come out and announce who the projects are.
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UFC could just pull good fighters from the regionals with decent contracts like they did before they had the contender series
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costa plans to float between mw and lhw
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>>154149079
>last fight on contract
maybe he'll do that in pfl
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mma guru hung out with adin ross once and now he's sad and depressed and doesn't upload weekly anymore. i see how jews took over.
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Project: Malcom Wellmaker
Prospect: Ethyn Ewing
Project: Kevin Vallejois
Prospect: Steve Garcia
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>>154149111
Damn I really give a fuck about this fat fuck thanks for telling me more about him faggot
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>delete contender series
>delete >tuff
>create official ufc academies and tournaments in the biggest ufc countries
>actively scout stars from other martial arts and lure them into the ufc academies by paying them big money
>no weight cutting anymore
>reorganize classes
>more cross weight class fights
>more free tv
It's that simple, Dana
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>>154149124
no problem b
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>>154149111
it was getting manhandled by arman
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>>154149111
Talk abuot Uncle Weezy or shit the fuck up
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nina drama fat pussy gyal baddie ting sneaky link
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not google i fear
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>>154148595
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budget nina drama because money tight rn
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>>154149259
dat camel toe doe
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>>154148643
milei really fucked your country up brother, god bless, that guiso looks like shit, I hope you get better.

Ps: un the next few days I'm gonna bang an argentinian whore who emigranted here and charges cheaper than the rest, she eats ass like a pro.
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>>154149259
damn their championship is literally just a squat belt, that's tough...
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>>154149296
Hoenstly? Respect
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Argentina finna boom after they take back the Falklands.
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>>154149259
whos dis fat pussy gyal
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and whats wrong with fucking single moms? youre not contractually obliged to ever call them back
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im tired of all these fucking single moms on this fucking plane nigga
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>>154147988
there's nothing wrong with being mentally ill or retarded so u can go fuck yourself silly bitch
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>>154149462
should have gotten on the virgin plane so you'd feel more at home
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>>154149332
Leave. Her. Alone!
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Step up and be an father foe the kid. Thats what I did. None of you are man enough.
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father that stepped up to the plate
what they gon do?
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are you gay enough to be a faget?
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hero position
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taking top crucifix and scoring with tonsil strikes
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>>154149586
U WANT THE ULTIMATE
COCK
SUCK
F
C
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just wait till he goes super saiyan blue let alone ultra instinct
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>>154148160
>Ribovics is getting outgrappled by this dood
it's over
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>>154149611
i can't believe this bum beat hiroguchi and kape
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Hap and ace deserve the orphanage
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why hasn't a fighter punched herb dean yet?
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>>154149662
why what did herb do?
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>>154149673
its herb deans fault
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Canada pwns heem.org just like USA blasts Iran's bussy
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who the fuck is I ran? you mean Ibo Aslan?
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why does the UFC think its cool that I dont recognize any of their fighters anymore
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Patrick Ewing vs Chito Vera is the fight to make
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"I ran" - Colbitch Covington
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>>154149773
talmbout to kill a mocking bird?
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chito vera to the slaughterhouse
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isnt this what till did tho?
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>>154149822
tattoo are dumb but tattooing your wife's face and/or name is especially dumb
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bitches
shut up
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>>154149872
Correct
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I'm quite certain I could beat the fuck out of any body posting on here right now, I just lifted 5000 lbs with dumbbells in 3 sets for a warmup
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>>154149822
tillbeast came up with thos
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Nutted in that tranny's butt again

I don't care about life anymore
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>>154150008
why cant we just nut in girls butts
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>>154150035
Vaginas smell bad
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>>154148277
Is that AI? That lady's pretty much perfect. If it isn't, wasn't this dude a Muslim? Why's he hanging out with a woman dressed like that?
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Jamahal Hill hoodie just came in the mail. Thawlts?
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>>154150060
perfect cum rag
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>>154150047
kek you only get poop puss
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>>154150088
And the aroma is memories for a lifetime

Unlike vagina
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>>154150095
yeah you're a disgusting motherfucker
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>>154150065
huh?
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>>154150115
a piece of fabric for you to ejaculate on
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>>154150137
uhhh you want to jerk off to Jamahal Hill? Okay.
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>>154150189
no but you do
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>>154150200
>n-no u!
brutal concession according to the criteria. accepted
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so let me get this straight, they have an american best fighter in the history of the world on the roster and a big white house event coming up to celebrate how great the nation is and they didnt put him on the card because they are broke reddit bitches?
big yikes for america
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>>154150252
Jones is a faggot who would get arrested for killing someone or something like that also he's not worth the money
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>>154150274
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>>154150252
I will never forgive them for keeping Tony Ferguson off the White House card
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>>154149822
Ai slop for attention. The left one at least. Prob got the idea from Till.
The lighting on the gorillas brow doesn't line up with the og tattoo.
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they aight donuts
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>>154149822
What did he change?
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>>154150321
is that necessary?
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>>154150282
yeah this dumb fuck is having a crisis over some teenager bullying him he cant be trusted he's has the emotional stability of a single mother
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>>154150399
is that tomala?
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ulberger can't take the heat
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>we have hasbullah at home
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Tomala lost the debate
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>>154150557
I'd recognize that song from anywhere
https://youtu.be/W1dRBWyf6z8
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>>154150569
what the fuck
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any malaysian ufc fighters?
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makwan amirkhani is honorary malaysian
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guess the calf
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>>154150587
Hoy Lee Fuuk is on the Contender Series
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>>154150591
thats racist you goy
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>>154150591
ching chongs go on road to ufc silly
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rewatching berg vs jan... MAN, if jan was just 1 week younger, or 1 iq point higher, he would have ended the berg meme then and there.
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light heavyweight or as i like to call it heavyweight-lite. total debacle
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>>154150594
You're right, a true Malay would have a Muslim name like Ahmed Bin Fhooken Misister
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Ulberg has no chance at winning the fight, he can only hope Jiri loses the fight
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As a kickboxer what does Pereira have that Ulberg doesn’t? Why do people doubt Ulberg’s chances of winning?
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>>154150615
it
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>>154150615
round per round they are comparable, but pereira is a crafty vet snake in the grass who has a lot of tricks up his sleeves. he is always dangerous. he has won a lot of fights he should have lost. carlos just doesn't have much in his head from what we've seen.
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Ask yourself this one simple question, would Alex Pereira get brutally knocked out by Kennedy Nzechukwu?
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>>154150630
He wouldn't even get hit.
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tafa brothers, the real draw of the ufc
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>>154150630
i mean the nigga got knocked by izzy.
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>>154146944
Poohand might have some black dna somewhere in there.
Topiglet might have some Sephardic jew. He looks exactly like them.
Van is Burmese, so not in this conversation.
The rest are white.
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>>154150685
do you really mean it?
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>>154150685
kennedy ngubu isn't getting 4 tries to beat him m8
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>>154150693
kennedy is more powerful than izzy.
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>>154150630
Valter would heel hook him in ~15 seconds and then get shot by poohand's favela niggas when he goes back to Brazil
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Pereira is so unbelievably fucked if he loses to Gane
>never making 205 again
>8 fight deal
>all potential for crossover fights/boxing gone
>no other worthwhile matchups at HW

He's fucked if he wins too cause he'll have to fight Tom but at least he'd get one more payday. Signing that new deal will go down as one of the worst decisions in combat sports history, on the level of Tony's double weight cut and Volk stepping in vs Islam.
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Chiesa gets 100 views on his videos lol

https://youtu.be/WBjYaOcpFrw
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>>154150721
>8 fight deal
UFC always does this shit for aging champs so they can’t fight elsewhere. Jones still has 5 or 6 fights left on his deal
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>>154150723
100 more than you
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>>154150590
BSD
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>>154150721
>>never making 205 again
you just made that up
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jon should fight kick toms ass 6 times right away hes fucked when gable and valter come calling
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>>154150726
My MMA channel gets 1500-2500 views usually
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>>154150725
No one's forcing them to sign it though, Pereira had massive potential for fights outside of the UFC, Usyk wanted to box him, he would've made millions.
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>>154150685
Adesanya had to enlist witch doctors to conjure up a magic spell and win that fight. That fight can’t be used as a valid example.
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>>154150730
Gay Jon couldn't muster up the courage to fight Tom even once.
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Jonald Jrump won the debate, sorry Tomala
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>>154150730
Aren't Gable and Jon buttbuddies?
Don't think he'd take a Jon fight.
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tomala anderson the ufc of the boxing of triple g never won an undisputed title fight galactic glizzy gobbler ooh me orbs wah wah go suck more dick go quit more fights etc
>>154150752
theyre friends and training partners not buttbuddies
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>>154150761
Come now, anon, Jon could never resist a big hairy man ass like Gable's
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>>154150399
heem it with fire
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>>154150399
>>154150820
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yeah i did thattttttt
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>>154150852
NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST USE YOUR NATURAL ATHLETIC TALENT KILL ME!!! DANA SAVE MEEEE!!!
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if i was a bitch i would call cub swanson, kwab swanson every time he lost but i wont do that, im a man of honor, bappa
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>>154150399
BURN IN HELL YOU MENTALLY ILL FREAK!
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>>154150992
Kek
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>>154146884
did this colby doo even hespond to the arman callout? holy yikes, b
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tomala "bing bing wahoo" agpspinall
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Just GOAT tings
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Aspinall is done.
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>>154150852
look at the text on the backdrop. obviously ai
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>>154151152
why is he showeing off his legs like a homo
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Aspinall really mind raped these over-melanated individuals.
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>>154151152
seriously hes just begging for a man to run his hands up his thigh and pull off that tight t shirt. stop he says, my watch, my glasses. he accesorizes more for himself than he does for you, he knows hes a dullard. he knows his status is rapidly weaning
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Volkanovski is done.
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>>154146944
The question is: how many of them are blacked?
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I see aspinall is experimenting various activities to rehabilitate xher mental health from the rape xhe suffered from gane
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still funny that clitia thought he could marry a miami whoor and expect her to act like anything other than a miami whoor
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Dirty diaper president’s steatorrhea soaked surrender
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Luke Thomas was seen executing a breaststroke with perfect form across the Strait of Hormuz
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>>154151231
Ilia pls focus on your training
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Based trumpf making the helwanis seeth doing the bare minimum work they don't release a video of him creaming a hasbulla
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>>154151255
The Rosa Parks of MMA
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shite house card cancelled yet?
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unknown suspect in clown costume seen pelting water balloons at young children in after-school centre, multiple injuries, parents enraged luke thomas
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>>154151425
Full speed ahead sadly. Kash Patel has already started training Bo Nickal for a stellar performance.
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Tom Aspinall and the Bad Seeds
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>>154150060
Good cop, b
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>>154150590
Drew 'massa' Dober
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Ilia Topuria doesn't train MMA
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Topuria trans
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Khamzat Chimaev vs Nate Diaz's boy
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>>154151573
I will fucking kill you, you piece of shit.
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>>154151580
Hey mate relax
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>>154151580
Easy there its just a joke man
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I have diarrhea
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>>154147442
I dont like Gaycheese but this is true
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>>154151580
Yo Baroni chill man
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>>154147442
>>154151593
>>tanks the submission and doesn't tap
he did tap thoughbeit
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Gaethje might go full Benoit if Topuria sleeps him. Thank god Gaethje doesn't have a wife and kids.
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>>154151617
>if Topuria sleeps him
>if
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>>154151621
Never count out the highlight. That man's brain can withstand crazy doses of resin
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>>154151625
mate if there was any fight to count him out in it's this one
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Ilia is such a badass. Dude. He's hunting Islam down like the Terminator.
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Ilia is such a badass. Dude. He's stripping men of their biker leathers and wearing them like the Terminator.
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>>154151152
why do bonglish eat vomit
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>>154151657
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Last Friday night, yeah, we danced on allah's rugs.
And we took too many IV's, think we kissed, but I forgot
Last Friday night, yeah, we maxed my fazza's card.
And got kicked out of the mosque, so we hit the mountain tops
Last Friday night, we went drinking after Ramadan.
Skinny dipping in the dark then had sweaty sex all night all night.
Last Friday night, yeah, I think we broke Sharia's law
Always say we're gonna stop-op, oh-woah

But this Friday night
Do it all again
But this Friday night
Do it all again
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>>154151669
why do algerians breed with their relatives?
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>>154151669
Nibba you eat snails
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we will follow them
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>>154151681
I don't know, I'm not algerian.
>>154151682
I've never seen anyone in France actually eat snails, meanwhile Bonglish creatures proudly post about the food they're eating and everytime it looks like vomit or the most miserable dish in history.
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It's Nate "The train" fight week
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>>154146944
Topdaddy is black from the waist down
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>>154151782
*blacked from the waist down
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>>154151757
Revolting subhumans
None of them will ever hold a UFC belt
Especially not Gayrot's bottom bitch Saarman
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>>154151788
>webm of islam cowering in fear against a shit skinned brazilian bum in a professional bout
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Shaking xher legs just begging for more
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Armdaddy will strip Clitia’s chastity belt sadly
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4 days until we enter the Ulberg era.
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Finna boycott the Whitehouse card by watching the stream via a mirror
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Can we talk about Ethyn Ewing? If you've got any ability to eye test you know this nigga is already champ material .
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>>154151801
You'd never see Khabib in that position...
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>>154151812
>the Ulberg era.
also known as the pre murzacano era
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>UFC miami
>saturday night, just after Ulberg's masterclass
>Ulberg is crowned champion
>the lights go down, the audience is stupefied
>Bruce buffer pops out
>seniors and senioritas, IT'S TIME FOR...
>Schaub Bapasplodes onto the giant screen
>...THE GRINGO PAPI 2
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>>154151838
Ulberg winning kinda unrealistic, no?
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We’re in 2026 and the paper champ is still defending against Daddybib’s leftovers
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>>154151834
Brazilian brazzas?? wow ig valker opened the floodgates
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oh shit azamats fighting this weekend need to see him fight yiri
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Jiri beats the fuck out of that little shortarse
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>>154150557
i once had a court case and the i guess da was a dwarf it was the hardest thing to not stare at it
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paulo gonna show assmat levels
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>>154151910
prolly not
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>>154151910
levels to what?
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>>154151947
height
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ulberg is just a worse rakic
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daniel cormier is not easy on the eye
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>>154151959
But which eye?
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daniel cormier attemping to run up a 200m hill and reaching cardiovascular failure at the halfway mark
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>>154151977
behave aspinall lurks this board
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said eyem blind to you haters
cyan touch me rumor creators
me say where is the love lately
hey ask you how the world ah run so
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gane
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>>154152103
Great.
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Schaub's aoife has a fat arse
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>>154152109
literally, as it's made of fat transferred from her stomach
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ulberg is just fat adesanya
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will he praise the jews again like he did before the dricus rematch ? he was trying to get them on his side, maybe hoping the jewdges would give him a decision win
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>>154152109
Get a job
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>>154152119
>ulberg is just a fat top 3 middleweight greatest of all time
Yeah maybe
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>>154152008
causes jon jones to have another mental breakdown and ruin his life
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You guys think olivi fucked bald bitch daner
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>>154152150
jon could buy every member of the aspinall clan four times over and they breed like rabbits in salford
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>>154152127
Your the biggest coomer here dude
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karyn bryant was fired for being too old and wrinkly
and that's a good thing
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you tell 'em sneed
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The advent of the Ulberg era scares the weeaboo
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Sneed's ruthless aggression era
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Welcome to the Ulberg Era
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The duchy of ulberg
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Wtf it's real
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Do you guys watch RAF?
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Izzy lost
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>>154148643
liver and basednions
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EAR
EAR
ALL EAR
ALL EAR
EAR
MOVE FIGHTER!
MOVE FIGHTER!
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Can we trust the josh hokit
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"Jiri is fighting the gay dude from CKB this week."
"Didn't he lose to Pyfer like a week ago?"
"No, the other one."
"But he's a lightweight?"
"NO not that one."
"The retired midget?"
"NO THE OTHER ONE!"
"Blood Diamond is gay!?"
This conversation definitely happened.
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blood diamond what ever happened there
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>>154152299
Overhyped CKB shitter. Many such cases.
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the CKB era is over. maybe it never began.
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The left counter will be there for Ulberg, the gas tank, the gameplan, the superior kickboxing will be there for Ulberg
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ulbergs gas tank is a bbbbbeast no one can leg tap and run away for 3 rounds like him
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Hey if you boy Ulbreg in any way shape or from I got news for you; essentaily you are Buck Angel.
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ngl I don't know who the fuck that is
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Buck Angel was never my friend
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>>154152289
Low blow, here is an interview of jiri with the timestamp talking about bringing 2 guys from his village to his hotel room to and i quote ''show them things'' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp3LCPDfjWA&t=284s
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>>154152344
Carlos Ulberg is a light heavyweight contender from the City Kickboxing gym where the legend Israel Adesanya trains at. He is fighting for the undisputed light heavyweight belt this weekend against Jiri Prochazka.
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>>154147073
>Is it my turn to be Sneed now?
This is an expressions in gay community meaning "please fuck me I want aids"
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>>154152344
he was a tyre changer and now he is the ufc champion can you believe it
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>>154152191
The ring girls are too old you dont see them getting fired brooklyn wrens pussy slit stretches from her belly button to her sewer pipe
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this kid actually envisions ulberg going strong in the championship rounds as jiri wilts and fades into a decision loss. talk about a miscalculation!
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>>154152360
good heavens
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>Buck Angel
Boy, does that bring back memories...
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Is Dana lying about Francis? Did Francis really grab him and threaten him in his office?
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very disrespectful
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Ulberg would never drop two rounds to Rountree
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>>154152385
that was just a prank anyways
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Ulberg is gonna be winning for a few rounds and then suddenly get heemed, redditor will rejoince that their hecking samurai is champion again.
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khalil vs ulberg would be a split decision...
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dead (("sport"))
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Khalil would be a cult leader's dream, he's so eager to worship anybody he sees as better than him.
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Khalil Rountree Jr. fucked Veronica Hardy
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ulbergs power? ungodly, no one does that to dominick reyes
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Jamahal hasn't beaten anyone on the current UFC roster in over 4 years. More like Jamahal "Over the" Hill amirite?
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"ulberg is dangerous"
so is... ROUND TREE!!!
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>>154152443
Herb dean fucked dan hardy's commentator career while Khalil fucked his wife, absurdist cawlmedy b
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Herb Dean used his gambling winnings to fly Ellie Bisping to Bulgaria.
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>>154152462
We've seen a ton of late stoppages but for some reason Dan Hardy got really, really upset at Herb over that one.
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Dana White's PowerSchaub
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ulbergs chin? cast iron, no one gets knocked out by kennedy nugugbgub like that
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that’s like the cast iron chin calling the kettle of chips like b we’errr talmbout small batch chips nunna does big batch garbage. Because let’s turn to face it b this is what it is no coatin’Dat n paint Ann sprinkling sugar on it
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costa is just a worse costa
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oh, look, it's the retarded bong that fails at nuance.
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So Allen is finally fighting Costa huh, i suppose you can't run forever.
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I like Arnold Allen as a broad concept
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I’d like Arnold Allen more is he had more domestic disputes
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Oi bruv youveuh tapped on mi women’s feet yeah? Mi tinks u shoulda ‘pologize 2her
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Aaron "Arnold Allen" Pico
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arnold would be champ if he actually wanted to hurt people
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what will make Allen Bangkok ready? Pre fight beers?
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Ulberg should walkout to Gary numan ft fear factory - cars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpF5j1OG8fI

Jiri should walkout to that song ''this is how legends are made'' ,the one he walked out to against pereira the 2nd time
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can autistic people drink? Some of you in here must be autistic an brit’sh like the fighting nerds Arnerd Allen and Jean Silva
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>>154152620
M.E.
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>>154152615
Trannies
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>>154152634
Fallon Fox, Taylor Swift, Macrons husband wife, Admiral Rachel Levine. All combat veterans of Invicta TS
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Hit a nigga with the rock bottom
Shankar Rakhmonov
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Drunk transitioning Jon jones tries to hit you with his truck. Would you confront him? That’s the one ma’am I’m not talking to
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josh hokit had a mental breakdown at media day and tried to start shit with jiri
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jiri.. watch out for the HEAD KICK. this is the trick carll plans on using to heem you!
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So prime GSP lived on McDonald's, coca cola and booze hard. Was he roiding or is black pussy that powerful?
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>>154152385
Rountree is a world beater until round three
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>>154152650
Damn I don't give a fuck
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>>154152643
pin that sharpshooter
call me brett rogers
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>>154152650
good? gotta link
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>>154152659
Mad bitch.
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>>154152650
all part of his character but fine by me
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>>154151009
kek
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>>154152351
Oh that's where it is from. I only know the clip with The Schmo in which Jiri clarifies that he is definitely totally not gay.
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>>154152654
You think the guy who grew an HGH gut the second he retired was roiding? Who could guess
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>>154152674
https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/2041897771431559670
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>>154152654
Head to toe top combat athlete. Real ones and athletes know how sick GSP was and still is. Perfect balance of power, speed. No roids but he was scared of the Oklahoma boy. Shit happens
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>>154152658
doo finna be cosplaying shishio
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You can probably make a Jones movie without any actors or budget by just using footage of his fights and his antics in the streets, maybe the stories against usada, the drama with cormier, the gus fight, the rampage fight, the fight that never happened with Rumble.

Jones has such a long story with MMA, this is why he will be remembered forever, will Pantoja ever be remembered? no i don't think so, will yan be ever remembered? no i don't think so
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Fun fact GSP retired as soon as UFC signed a deal with USADA
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>>154152717
That's not a movie. That's called a documentary. Those are different things.
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Jon Jones hid under the cage
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>>154152717
>his antics in the streets
Jon Jones: One Night In Bangkok With The Brazzas
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UFC 151
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Jon Jones hid in the closet
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>>154152732
Yeah because he was zooted. He's explained it. If you got as zooted as Rogan on B-Real's Smokebox web series I guarantee you'd cower from USADA
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I mean those guys will all be remembered they were successful champions who fought in an era with wide scale documentation, coaches will study their footage for a long time
Will casuals know them? Probably not. But some guys are Alexis Arguello, not Muhammad Ali
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>>154152724
no, he retired in 2017
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>>154152727
You might be right about that
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>>154152750
*ducked hendricks
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Arnold Allen is Bangladesh ready
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UFC 400 Chicken Tikki Masala vs Tandoori Chicken
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Officer Anderson Silva. Wuzzya nayme? Wher you go?
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Sovereign Citizen vs Anderson Silva
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yeah sure, tahts what i would expectg a pussybitch to say. now why don u shut the fuck up
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I’m not saying I beat Anderson but I am saying he might pull his gun once he gets touched with these hands
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If youre under 30 I dont want to read what yuo type here
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At any moment in Albuquerque, New Mexico you could find yourself accosted by Jon Jones, fully armed and capable of anything.

He's a massive wild card for anybody trying to live around that area.
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55+ chat
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>>154152769
the dude that retired as the PPV opener in 217 while GSP became a double champ?
fer shure b, he was a marauder post USADA
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>>154152814
Even the GOAT has to turn around moment he does my honorless ass drops him
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>>154152822
Yeah that’s the guy b. GSP is such pussy it wuz him furshore he ducked Lawler and after losing to Lawler would’ve lost to Matt Brown
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>>154152826
Let's not bring his sexuality into this.
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>>154152814
He's no match for my concealed carry, pull up to Bodega and see what happens
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GSP might be the biggest gatekeeper outside of Khabib
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Matt brown was one the fighters fer sure
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>>154152832
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>>154152822
Hendricks opened a restaurant, did Gsp ever do that? Thought so.
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THAT PAULO FIGHT WEEK FEEL
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d.amage
i.mmortal
n.atural
>DIN
>THOMAS
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holding my dick, caressing my bald head
thinking about alexa grasso
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>>154152850
I know a duck when I hear one. Why has gsp refused to wrestle in raf? Huh? Where’s your goat?
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Oh when the saints go marcin tybura
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I'm not one to root for a black but I'm counting on Curtis Blaydes this weekend.
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I didn’t think I could enjoy Josh Hokit anymore but he will talk the walk b n imma bet zah house on em if you knowwhatimtalmbout
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>I’ll cut you up with this lightsaber homie
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Josh Hokit is the new hotness coming up in the heavyweight division right now
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>>154152889
You're not black but nevertheless you are counting on curtis blaydes this weekend?
I like that
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>>154152908
Let's go for that!
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>>154152851
yeah well maybe big pigg should have seriously started considering salads so he wouldnt have sabotaged his own career
what do i mean? i mean get off the weight scale before you flip it over you fat fuck
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>>154152896
>>154152900
>>154152903
How does this affect the prediction market?
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I have never watched a GSP fight and i never will.
Boring irrelevant bum.
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>josh hokit
>an outstanding fighter
>a father
>a husband
>and most importantly
>a jedi
>tonight we will see if Hokit has the edge against Blaydes
>COMING UP NEXT
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fuck you
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>>154152922
First Serra fight is good
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>>154152921
It's entirely possible.
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he does this to tom
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Drippus do Fessis
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>>154152921
there’s some strong dogs this weekend
>Jiri/Ulberg
-118/-102

>Azamat/Costa
-198/+164

>Blaydes/Hokit
-135/+114

>Reyes/Walker
-135/+114

>Swanson/Landwehr
+102/-122

>Pitbull/Pico
+270/-340

>Holland/Brown
+102/-122
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DARREN TILL HAS SIGNED FOR BKFC
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>>154152944
doo fighting his alternate skin
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i fear josh hokit :(
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>>154152969
>Pico
>-340
I'm gonna make a lot of money this week KEK
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>"Who is Josh Hokit?"

I said with a puzzled look on my face.
*Searches up Josh Hokit*

>"Oh he's a UFC fighter who fights at heavyweight"
>"and he's fighting this saturday at UFC 327!"
>"wonder who he's fighting in the prelims?"
>"wait what?! He's on the main card?"
>"and he's fighting Curtis Blaydes?!"

This sums up the state of the heavyweight division.
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>>154152703
lol not how hgh works. If HGH = fat belly, do you really think everyone would be taking it?
HGH is really used as a cutting agent. It shreds you out and doesn't cut into your muscle gains with how the majority of people take it (with other anabolic gear too). The gut is made more by hardcore gym heads who've cycled INSULIN, steroids and HGH together. Plus constant calorie intake for bulk maxing.
Basically to have an "hgh gut", the rest of your body would be way bigger and more jacked. Some people just have guts and they suck it in like meng and gsp. You could argue GSP was on gear but the idea that you use HGH and get a belly is embarrassingly stupid .
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>>154152977
is he still calling out Jake Paul
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Cub Swanson confirmed he's retiring on the heembedded. So he will prob get his little le reddit retirement package with jelly roll. So many of you faggots cry about not getting them, it's pathetic.
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>>154153067
Cub Swanson? Retiring? You mean Cub Swanson will have his Swan Song? Cub Swansong even? Oh how poetic.
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Can't wait for Swanson vs Stephens 2 in BKFC
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ufc 327 is stacked like a stack of snacks!
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They made volk look retarded
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Ank is back
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Cub Swanson retiring is the end of the WEC era man, MMA loses another judo practitioner but we gain the Ulberg era
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>>154153147
back to the apex
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Kharalos Ulanbeg
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>Thank you, Joe Rogan. I just wanted to take this opporunity to say: I don't like canada! If I am being honest with you, I never liked canada! I always thought it was one of the worst countries ever, perhaps the worst of all time! Not like America, not like the USA! The USA is great! I love the USA! The USA is the greatest nation of all time! Canada is bogus! USA is awesome! GOD BLESS AMERICA! LAND THAT I LOVE! STAND BESIDE HER AND GUIDE HER THROUGH THE NIGHT WITH THE LIGHT FROM ABOVE! FROM THE MOUNTAINS! TO THE PRAIRIES! TO THE OCEANS! WHITE WITH FOOOOOOOOAAAM!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA MY HOME SWEET HOOOOOME! GOOOD BLEEEESS AAAAA-MER-I-CA MY HOOOOOOOOME SWEEEEEEEET HOOOOOOOOOOOOME!
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>it's UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfbhvDu88oc
>it's UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfbhvDu88oc
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>>154153162
My 60 years old father has the same kneebrace.
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>>154153168
must be hella sweaty by now
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>>154148784
>>154152927
I love you
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Chama
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>>154153233
Oh my hecking chama!
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>>154153162
>OHHHH! Pure unedit of my zatdaddy roll around naked hump other men. OHHHH Whalah! slow motion shots of zatdaddy glistening with sweat as glorious holy music play. OOOhhhh my days whalakbah hamdililah YES MY ZATDADDY look how I'm begin to sweat. I wish to be under him...
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I'm gonna be honest GSP has some huge looking feet
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FAT PIECE OF SHIT
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>>154152944
>HW
>TKO
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>>154153302
>>154153302
>>154153302
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>>154153158
He looks roided out of his mind here
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Natalia Silva
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>>154153331
you sound like a hater b try hitting the gym sometime
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>>154153213
:)
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>>154151152
>british "cuisine"

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