>>154161100
Actual question: what would the consequences be if Khamzat just ragdolled Kadyrov to the ground and choked or beat him to death?

>>154161100
UPDATE: JIRI SAYS HE IS GOING TO TRY TO FINISH HIM.

>>154161118
Kadaddyrov's son would peach up Haramzat. He's done it before, he'll do it again

That dude got his 100k followers and said jk lol kek

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3 days until we enter the Ulberg era.

Oh boy oh boy 3 days until we enter the Ulberg era *pulls pants*

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

ulberg sucks and the only people picking him are faggot hipsters who think they're smarter than everyone

>>154161100
Cuckzat has to larp as a nationalist retard in order to keep his family alive lmao what is this comedy?

People forget man. Jiri kept fucking jumping like a total idiot the whole fight against tardtree. He will totally not get punished to death by godberg

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Yeah the left counter will be there for Ulberg in the championship rounds but i still think he fights smart and takes him to a decision

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>>154161412
this is the truth, cheers anon

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The bacon bussy will be there for Daddyberg

Jiri by Murder

I would slap Carlos Ulberg and he would do nothing in response

an reminder that both pereira fights ended with jiri trying to get back up. it's an assumption that ulberg can land his best shot clean, an assumption that his best shot can drop him, and yet another assumption that the fight will end there. mathematically ulberg has a 0% chance of winning this fight.

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Was it necessary?

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I heard UFC 327 is struggling to sell out, like really struggling. Lets dissect the main card:
1. Jiř íProcházka vs. Carlos Ulberg, Alex's son vs. whothefuck
2. Azamat Murzakanov - Paulo Costa: whothefuck vs. hasbeen
3. Curtis Blaydes vs. Hokit: fat losers divison, literally no one cares, also Blaydes is a jockstrap sniffing pussy no one wants to watch him fight
4. Dominick Reyes vs. Johny Walker: journeymen who have no place on the main card
5. Cub Swanson vs. Nate Landwehr: journeymen who have no place on the main card

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Is this incest?

Okay. i dont know if this is actually incest since it wasnt something actually sexual in the technical sense but here goes.

when i was bttle my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and i’d wear it all the time. i was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my ass, then put it back in.

i was really young so i thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school i dropped it when i flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. so when i went back to class i told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet. she had no idea what i was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse

well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. the police ask me all these questions and at first i’m scared because i think i’m in trouble for losing my poop plug

turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this shit so Satan couldnt stick his cock in my pooper and make me gay

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Ulberg showed immense fight IQ against Jan he kept getting pressured on despite the constant counter onslaught, he adjusted his game accordingly, all he needs to do is copy paste Glover and Khalil's gameplan and not take retarded risks

It it is crazy to me that heemers don't know Murzakanov.

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Aus bros, it's over...

is uae a crafty vet pretending to be retarded? i don't want to bite on the feint

>>154161728
he's an algerian stowaway that failed his mental aptitude test

>>154161720
Good for him, the LHW division is better now than the MW, but he will be at considerable size disavantage

>>154161690
Nah it's a really good card, possibly the most stacked, maybe too stacked cause the card next week is a little shite, could have moved some of these there

>>154161697
It's not that crazy

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Tickle tickle tickle

>>154161826
Tickle tickle
Khamzat in a pickle
Kadyrov's ego so fickle
Can't do anything but let himself get tickled

Ulberg doesn't suck at all he's a better fighter than jireddit. The only argument you should use is the experience on jiri side and the melinated individual coming shooked to the fight

Im fuken poing

>>154161866
youre a useless cunt

Imagine nutting inside Laura Sanko mm

>>154161891
Why you mad?
Tickle tickle
Kadyrov's so fickle
He got khamzat bent over like a pickle

>>154161901
and then beating her ass into a perma-coma

>>154161891
Stfu leave Sweden alone

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I miss the Sweden zatdaddy era

Tickle tickle
You are so fickle
You get mad when you see khamzat getting tickled

They turned Khamzat into a pickle. Funniest shit ive ever seen.

remember the pereira rematch was 2 weeks notice, which took away jiri's ability to show up smarter and more prepared. ulberg is an easier puzzle to solve, up against a wiser and more focused jiri. this is a jiri who knew head movement was crucial in stopping jamahal from peppering his face to death. jiri can think!

>>154161926
very rich for a bong (paki) to be calling other heemsters wogs

Every time I read a pro Ulberg post I'm reminded of the class of /heem/ posters who were convinced Jamahal Hill was actually an elite striker and on par with Alex Pereira or the retards who thought Khalil Rountree was actually doing Muay Thai

>>154161958
Khalil was absolutely destroying Jeetri the bum before he gassed out

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>UFC miami
>saturday night, just after Ulberg's masterclass
>Ulberg is crowned champion
>the lights go down, the audience is stupefied
>Bruce buffer pops out
>seniors and senioritas, IT'S TIME FOR...
>Schaub Bapasplodes onto the giant screen
>...THE GRINGO PAPI 2

Fuck you Khabib!

>khalil was winning i swear!!!

look kid, if you weren't sitting back with your feet up waiting for jiri to enter the flow state and murder khalil, i don't know what to tell you. it was the most obvious wait for it moment in mma history.

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>>154161932
>jiri's ability to show up smarter

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>>154161982
I am afraid he was winning.

Khalil "KO:ed by round three" Rountree

>>154161994
>>154161958
Not every ulbergian thought tardtree was winning or even had a chance of winning against jiri

>>154162002
AI picture

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>>154162002
Imagine what zatdaddy does to JiRoevWade

This dude is so mad he got his tiny prick in fickle pickle

>>154162075
It was big enough for your mom

>>154162047
Al quinta

we cannot do it, they will devour us

>>154161994
>if you weren't sitting back with your feet up

Bro was getting blacked watching UFC

Niggas posting Jiri losing fights he won like it's a knock on him and not a sign that he's a real one. If he dominated every round you fags would be saying he only fought bums. Get the fuck outta here.

>>154161118
He'd probably be stabbed a couple times, beaten and then later executed.

Josh Hokit vs BadlandChugs

>>154162330
Haha yeah

>>154162246
This is kinda cool until you find out the doo making it is a registered sex offender

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>>154162339
Damn

Posting Elkins losing by standing TKO should be a bannable offense.

>>154162383
Elkins so fucking slow that Cub can just meme on him with his hands down

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>>154161690
Literally nothing but guaranteed heems and you’re complaining.

>>154162510
He has Dana Derangement Syndrome. Same doos that whine about fighter pay but were mum when Paramount doubled the bonuses and added finish bonuses. Same doos complaining there's wmma on the card can't find their voice when UFC Freedom 250 is all doos.

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Pissy looking like shit in his last fight should be a good indicator of how Ulberg’s going to do.

>looked like shit
bappa making it past the first round when you're across the 'gon from joe pyfer is a herculean effort worthy of praise

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josh. fucking. hokit.

>>154162610
>yeah, my wife has an onlyfans. how could you tell?

Kinda funny how Raja Jackson's incident was such a big deal but Tiki Ghosn assaults some dude and no one cared but Strickland.

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https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116375240064230100

>>154162661
Israel just launched a massive attack on Lebanon and Iran has promised retaliation? Time to post an AI image of me and Dana R. White outside the white house

>>154162714
>waaah no fun allowed!!

>>154162661
2 Chads

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Rapist vs rape victim

"If one man can hold you down then two can rape you" - Justin Gaethje

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Why is grasso built like a GI JOE

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>>154162510
It's popular to bitch, complain and enjoy nothing, take Schaub for instance, Bapas views always drop when he is not crying about the UFC, you can notice ''Dana lost control'' made 30k while the one where he shit talks casuals didn't do well

Just poping by to say I hope yuo all have an great day. I am glad we are friends through our love of weems. God belss.

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>i tried fighting kimbo slice
2k views
>aspinal is a spineless pussy who should be cut
40k views

>>154162847
brother please no goonbait i just woke up

My new name is Ignacio "Sledgecock" Tang.

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>>154161627
?

Grasso is built like tung tung tung sahur

>>154161118
he'd get shot, RAPED AND GAPED

>>154162869
>>154162894
Casual fans are ruining the sport and Tom should be cut.

finland i do declare

>>154162869
>>154162894
troublesome observation

>>154161763
isnt brendan allen canadian
they could have just made allen v ddp as a title eliminator baka

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Why's his nickname "Black Jack" and not "Black Carl"?

>>154163246
Brendan Allen is an American citizen that only recently gained Canadian citizenship through legislation. Canada passed a law stating that the children and grandchildren of any Canadian citizen is automatically granted Canadian citizenship.

>>154163249
Ulberg is an aspiring actor and his favorite actor? Well its none other than Jack Black

Yuri Prochazka Fight IQ The MMA equivalent of:
"You've outsmarted me, but I've outsmarted your outsmarting"

>>154163273
no one asked pal

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>>154163309

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>>154163273
Yeah hopefully Germany makes such similar laws and Schaub finally gets his 2nd citizenship on account of Julius' past achievements

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>>154163333
>digits

Morzakanov

jiri counters the counter. tko rd 2

Ulberg tanks that shit and rides the win to a decision

Carlos "Chaos" Ulberg finna press Jiri against the fence for 4-5 minutes at a time and coast to a cool 49-46, 48-47x2

https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/2042274055076618702
fruity jon got absolutely BITCHED and taken down by a lightweight

>>154163428
It's not canon unless Jon is on turinabol.

Footage of Dan Hoker fuken Ulbregs asshoel will leak tonight and the fight will be cancelled. Dubs.

>>154163373
It's called the recounter. You would know this if you trained.

Jondaddy retired Tomala without ever fighting xer.

>>154163333
oh no not you again *squares up*

*takes you down*
*lays on you until the ref stands us up*
*takes you down again*

heh...nothin personnel kid

>>154163500
Your supposed to blade your stance. A squared stance makes you more vulnerable. You would know this if you trained.

>>154163532
That's a really dumb metaphor

>>154163522
*heems you while you yap*
train my balls across your forehead

>>154163545
That's only because the base logic is flawed marxist gobbledygook

>>154163471
>>154163522
you dont train. know how i know this? nobody calls it training anymore? we study the arts

>>154163568
I said trained, as in past tense. Implying that it was no longer called training in the modern day. You would know this if you trained.

>>154163577
ive studied the past. studied now. youve never even trained to study. your bladed stance and outdated terminology renders you vulnerable against my single leg to 4:30 of top position each round. im going to power creep my thing into your hips and you will be helpless to stop me

I hope walker wins and hits a zest sturdy in the gon

>>154163624
*sweeps you from bottom using a sickle sweep*
*starts raining down 12-6 elbows from full mount when you try to hide your head in my chest*
You have nothing I've never seen before. The amateurs in the gym give me more problems.

>>154163663
i already heemed you posts ago and i don't even trainbeit

*taps to strikes*

>>154163663
you dont even know what the fuck youre talking about. youre not playing open guard. i already established im mushing my dick into you. its the key to world beating top pressure

Do any of you actually practice a martial art or do you all just talk shit with no basis in experience?

>>154163702
I did boxing for 14 years.

>>154163702
Yeah

>>154163707
you can just say you are a homosexual

>>154163707
>>154163727
You’re talking to yourself

>>154163727
No b that's the wrestlers like Jon.

>>154163702
I beat up your mom's vagina every night while your dad watches from the closet

>>154163769
luke thomas: the closet chronicles

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Luke Thomas is ripped and mogs UFC middleweights
Stay seething

jiri will heem

>>154163707
*leg kicks you*

This is literally whats happening right now. Gripping social commentary
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gwxXd7OMs4Q&t=17s&pp=2AERkAIB

this card is better than white house one btw.

Adin Ross looks like such a little cretin succling on that cigar for his massa

>>154163897
no shit retard

Did you know that Eddie Alvarez was the last Lightweight champion to ever lose his title in a title fight
Justin Gaethje is going to change that stat

>>154163924
Watch your mouth.

>>154162661
>lightning
Fight's cancelled. Good job you senile pedophile

>>154163942
Watch your back

>>154163992
Protect ya neck

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Jews and Muslims are killing each other in the middle east again?

>>154163997
protect yourselves at all times. ask your doctor about PrEP

>>154164019
It can crash the global economy

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>>154163937
>Oliveira was stripped of his title for missing weight
Wtf must be a mandella effect

Freedom 250 will be the catalyst from Trump declaring martial law

OvGod heems clitney sisby on saturday thoughbeit

>>154164065
Only for morons who didn't put their money into physical precious metals.

>>154164097
Probably not.

>>154163845
I went to muyu thai class that shit won't work on me.

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I manifested this!

>>154164101
There's no more silver sadly

i manifest the white house card getting cancelled

Isn't lying haram? These guys are fake Muslims.

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66 days until Gane fights.

>>154164155
MMA is haram. Khabib admitted as such.

>>154164155
So are ring girls,gambling ads and Dana White as a physical entity

>>154164097
It'll probably be the resulting chaos from canceling the midterms

It's no secret the UFC has faced increased scrutiny over event quality and matchmaking in recent months. Too many cards have lacked star power, and the promotion has struggled to deliver meaningful, quality fights from top to bottom.

What would inject some life back into the sport? Prochazka with the belt around his waist.

>>154164101
you think your gold is gonna khelp you?

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>>154164187
>>154164221
Then they'll check the ingredients on a gummy bear. Are Muslims the most performative religion?

perform my balls across your forehead

RIZIN LANDMARK 13 in FUKUOKA? Yeah we're finna watch that.

5 years later and I still can't believe how Diego Sanchez's UFC career ended. I think about that shit daily b...

>>154164262
i think about minge and its consequences myself

>>154164243
Help hedge against economic collapse? Yes, indeed I do.

>>154164295
I'm stacking rice bullets and drugs myself

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54 hours until we enter the Ulberg era.

>>154164262
He should have never strayed from The Saint of Stevias arms aka Maitreya

mom: we have heavyweight at home
heavyweight at home: >>154164345

Muslims in MMA
>devout
>multiple champions
>disciplined warriors

Jews in MMA
>conniving middlemen
>cowardly
>money grubbing

Really makes you think

Lets go for that!

Nah fuck that

>>154164367
there's also natan freakin' levy

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>>154164262
Yeah the streets lost a real one

Weeeell you aint nothing but a hound dog
crying all the time

Well you aint never caught a rabbit and you aint no friend of mine

weeeeeeeeeell
well its the big cloz

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So Allen is no longer ducking Costa huh, i suppose you can't run forever

big show would unironically heem aspintwat

Well they said you was high classed
Well that was just a lie

You aint nothin but a hound doguh
Cryin all the time

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Talmbout dogs?

*inserts kunar in the jukebox
do are you lonesome tonight

You aintuh nevah caughta rabbit
And you aint no friend of mine

*puts more krunar in*

>>154164567
One of the best to ever do it.

>>154164696
turn my monitor on

She gon call me baby boo

Return to sender
Return to sender

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Gonna have to pass on rizin, we'll be celebrating the Ulberg era in here

You guys ever think about how anyone who helps another is Gethsemane, anyone who consoles another is the mouth of Christ?

I gave my letter to the postman
He put it in his sack
Bright and early next morning
He brought my letter back

Ulberg had a robbery win against Jan, yet you think Jiri's not gonna heem?

Siri, pull up that webm of Jerry being heemed by King Mo.

Khabib has probably wanked to Arianni Celeste whilst being fucked up on kvass

She wrote upon it
Return to sender
Adress unknown
No such number
No such zone

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what do you lads think of my breakfast?

>>154164926
O shit that’s my post in the background.
Happy birthday, B.

>>154164926
Happy birthday sneedy b! We love you!

>>154164926
Happy birthday!

>>154164926
Would be much cooler if you focused on mexico's post and blurred the cheesecake, could serve as memoria for the Ulberg era

>>154164945
Huh?

Do you think that we’ll get Alex vs Ulberg once Gane heems him out of hw?

Usher in the new era, the Ulberg Era

I wish Hitler was still alive so that he could enjoy the heems with us

The Fall of the House of Ulberg, by Edgar Allan Poe.

>>154164992
Are you saying that Ulberg Era is going to see a former king return? A return to the Pereira Era? A clash of eras? Ulberg vs Pereira: usher forth the new era.

>>154164995
Too bad he gets stomped out by Jiri this weekend

>>154165034
The past Pereira Era springs forth. The kingly return from his prolonged exile. Much like Odysseus, mind you.

Hokit would take Ulbergs head and sew it onto Jiri's body and dog walk them around the octagon

>>154165094
Odysseus wasn't exiled.

It's out

https://youtu.be/zI-Pzt3-KE0?si=P0vSrMTv7FvkGhlP

Two words:

Paulo Costa Masterclass.

>>154163808
fat pudding blob with no muscle under all his fat. tybura would do terrible horrific things to lukester

>>154165094
In the era that preceded the current one an important battle was fought between the forces of the Bohemian, Prochazka; and the offshoot of an Bergian branch, Ulberg. The battle would set the tone for the coming years and the new era.

>>154165157
his 80's bloodsport kicks might actually land since azamat's south paw but the facts are:
*azamat has true roid speed/power.
*paulo is unironically natty. he's simply been lifting consistently since he was a kid
It's not looking good for paulomeister. thoughbeit if azamat doesn't clip him with a graze across the top of his dome or a looping shot to the back of the head, he could come away looking good if he doesn't get heemed.

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Jerrybros... what if we get zeemed?

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https://youtu.be/MjEsAh7VXqg

>>154165254
When Jiri gets knocked out, I celebrate

jiris true power didnt awaken until getting heemed by GOATatan... twice

UFC 327 PRESS CONFERENCE STARTING
NOW
https://www.youtube.com/live/9NG6oOx7I9Q

https://www.youtube.com/live/9NG6oOx7I9Q

https://www.youtube.com/live/9NG6oOx7I9Q

https://www.youtube.com/live/9NG6oOx7I9Q

Hooker bros....

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>>154165480
>TWO WATCHES

Paulo Costa has better insults than combos

not too heemlong some fag on heem tried to heemsplain to heeme that paulo wasn't handsome but look at him

i hope blaydes murders hokit

Blaydes sisters.....

Hokit is a natural on the mic. That kid is going places.

costa will keep losing until he accepts his fate as a balding man

hoket is so cool...

Jiri bros.....

Blaydes sisters....

Hokit is the new hotness in the heavyweight division right now

Wearing my Hokit fight kit atm lfg imgay

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3 days
LETS GO FOR THAT

>>154165643
JUST

We can't follow them

Jeez louise Hokit is UNHINGED!

Hokit got mogged by Blaydes even though he had dem Timbs on.

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>Strickcock

*circles out of your power shot*

Jiri has only truly been stopped once in the gon. That first Poatan stoppage was weak as shit

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>>154165643

>>154165753
We got blaydes hitting the 6 7 before gta 6

Who I smoke?
Wonk paki
Who I smoke?
Jacked gook boy
Who I smoke?
Finland

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Trump is expected to attend UFC 327 in Miami. The best result would be he gets booed out of the building, cancels the UFC White House show afterwards do to butthurt.

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>>154165782

>>154165790
Throwing Dana White under the bus in the process. Trump is great at stabbing his friends and most loyal supporters in the back.

WAAAAAAGH

>>154165779
I just got hear wtf

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>>154165843

>>154165790
There's literally nothing wrong with cocaine when enjoyed in a comfortable social setting.

>>154165865
NOOOOOOOOOOOO SEE YUO ALL TMW FUCJ

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>>154165882

Tawlts on reyes vs wanker

ufc 327 is ufc meta apex tier! (this is a high compliment!)

>>154165944
Reyes is flushed but Walker was born flushed. Easy Johnny W

>>154165802
Please please Daynuh is the perfect body to toss under the bus

>>154165782
disturbingly plausible

>>154166022
Lowkirkuinly gonna celebrate when that bald goof dies

>>154166035
Just shahed the apex and get it over with he doesn't even deserve an audience

Gastelum fighting Luqe? Wtf

>>154166052
talm bout the Meta™ Apex™, b?

kelvin gastelum can't run forever
in fact he can't run for 5 minutes

>>154166077
Nah you Wilding with that one breh
Mind if I tell it in the game thread Saturday?

>>154166098
that's a great idea, that could save the thread

josh hokit is that guy

Is Costa getting weemd

>>154166245
It's his last fight on his current contract so if he's fighting for his future with the company expect a desperate, reckless man acting with abandon.

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>>154163337
>that frame of big nog pointing at the crowd in front of the heemed gringo papi
chills

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TKO Group cloned a zoomer five times to cheer for Swanson

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Hokit already won the crowd over, there was no reason to be so mean to curtis like that.

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people forget man

josh hokit ethereal heem'd denzel freeman with his middle finger before jones

>>154166411
Pedos get the rope.

>>154166481
huh?

>>154166481
Schaub, Blaydes or Hokit?

>brazza wmma facken suck
uh based

Hokit is lynching a nigger on Saturday night.
Am i right heem?

>>154166279
Neat. Thanks you.

Hokit is about to double hatecrime Blaydes (retard and nigger)

https://x.com/i/status/2042279596788514900
>Maurício Ruffy is officially no longer with Fighting Nerds.
>Pablo Sucupira told @mmahoje

brehs...

when are canadians getting banned

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>>154166734
never bitch

hokit actually being good would save mma

A 5th ranked nigga with his brains blown out
In the same octagon that hok hang out

imagine cody garbrandt
now imagine he actually chose to fight

>>154166731
The rest if the team chose Jean Silva it looks like
Is Ruffy training in Australia full time now?

I'm getting bare deja vu senpai

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post yfw ruffy heems chandler

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>>154166734
Im sorry but fuck yuo

2 steps into the Ulberg era and i can feel the ground shake, yup this is a sign

>>154167194
Why would I be excited that's the outcome everyone expects

>michael chandler will lose... THIS TIME!!!

Post yfw the project nukes the old qss unc they feed him xDDDDD

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me vs canadians

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Worst Eras in ufc history
>the merab era
>the edwards era
>the adesanya era
>the sterling era

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when bisbong says some retarded shit just think of this

She gon call me baby boo

>>154167294
Tim Sylvia Era

>>154167294
why did tony do it

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>>154167294
Izzy used to fight 3 times a year and helped contribute to MMA history

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the steele era...

>>154167346
>never wins again after this

reminder when nate diaz outshined dogbenders main event

>>154167294
What compelled somebody to make and post this image? And how could I incentive them to do more of them?

jiri = autist
ulberg = chad

prochazka haters finna learn SOON

I get 1 million hugs, from 10 million lightning bugs, as they try to teach me how to dance

Jiri fans can't even spell his last name right, Ulbergian scholars can write his name in 3 different languages

>>154167413
From my perspective the Jedi are evil!

this doo huggin fireflies

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The wmma is coming over tonight

this doo watchin wmma