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Predator vs. Prey

yeah, go ahead and shut the fuck up

bit early b

clitlands been prey his whole life thoughever

Jiri will heem.

just saw dan hooker at perth steamworks

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Big Borz is gonna feast on Pigland

>>154169701
Strickchad jabs him to death

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The elbow counter will be there for Ulberg

Really feels third world in here.

BRPCS chads rise up

>>154169790
ceasefire is still on mate, as soon as the market closes for the week they'll be too busy on /pol/ to bother us

>>154169768
i need evidence. real evidence

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Smells like rape in here....oh wait someone just forgot to close Cumshart's bacon fridge

>>154169862
is that what youre calling yourself now?

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>>154169862
letting all his men and all zatsissy's friends know who the REAL man in charge is. and on his big night.. poor zatsissy... he knows his betters

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praying for the first octagon death this weekend

>>154170068
Hes Dana's boy like pyfer this is a set up. Blaydes is cooked look how unentertaining he is boring ass nigga

they shouldve fed fake tough guy hokshit to valter. lets see how tough you are when your knee explodes faggot

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When is John Pork gonna fight?

Hokbeast making the browns seethe again KEK

hokit is brown himself

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2 days until we enter the Ulberg era.

>>154170189
Monitor

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>Gane can't heem Peredd- ACKKKK!!!

is khamzat a nepo fighter? he was born with the sauce. he was gifted the pickles

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A toast! To a weekend of heems!

Gane can't heem.

>>154169835
it lasted 15 minutes you disingenuous helwani

i've seen (many) a main event last longer than the ceasefire

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>YOU LE HECKIN VIOLATED LE CEASEFIRE
Jdaddies warped ya.

>>154170398
why did you post a collage of the wonkcord wonky?

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>ctrl+F 'Costa'
>0/0
Heemcels pls

>>154170422
Costa masterclass incoming hes fighting for a new contract

>>154170422
Merabs hair transplant mogs costas

>>154170455
they both look dreadful mate

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The transplantcel fears the embracechad

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Why is Volk fighting Paulo Costa?

>>154170477
Holy low T manlet.

>>154170497
How are you posting with your monitor off?

>>154170477
Volk crashed his t levels by roiding and then eating bug infused brick smashed meat

>>154170502
one of the leafs is a blind and uses the chatty thing like stephen hawking but backwards

that's disgusting

Open wide Clozzy!

shan't
*leaves 1 star review*

the wonk fears the 1 star review

>>154170685
Nah don't ruin a munchbox for me like that wallahi

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2 dagen oant wy it Ulberg-tiidrek yngeane

You heard that you fucking bitches? 2 dagen oant wy it Ulberg-tiidrek yngeane

>>154171146
what germanic tongue is this frisian?

how do you even pronounce these wild untamed vowels

very disrespectful

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IT'S UP
https://youtu.be/JPIn1XpkVoE
https://youtu.be/JPIn1XpkVoE

https://youtu.be/JPIn1XpkVoE
https://youtu.be/JPIn1XpkVoE

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>>154171174
Bavarian Swabia b, Schaub's mother's tongue

>>154171170
tiidrek is a pretty choice word stillbeit

SMIFF FIGHT DAY

>>154171207
>muggeseggele, or muckenseckel, is used in Swabia to designate a nonspecific very small length or amount of something; it refers to a housefly's scrotum it has been called the smallest Swabian unit of measurement
very fine people

i am pretty sure in viz magazine from bongistan i have seen a similar reference to fly pussy maybe it was gnat or flea

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>>154171199
Chad

>>154171209
Tiidrekin these balls on yer chin

>>154171392
hoisted by my own petard once more

>>154171397
Speak english

>>154171421
that's literally shakespeare bappa

Anthony Smith will fight in his 60th professional bout tonight at Gamebred Bareknuckle MMA.

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>yid vs -berg
im noticing

>>154171431
Tell him to learn english it may come in handy

>>154171463
he is a rip bozo'd dead nigga sadly i fear

Cheikh zabir

>>154171444
Look how pissed dayna is, now go check the look on his face during press conferences as he is promoting zuffa boxing

>>154171502
yes and a small fanta to go cheers

PFL in 58 minutes lads

Aflaton

>>154171616
i would rather listen to paige do a 4 hour long pawldcast with nina "tom" drama and the argie one who sucks penis on camera to pay for her sons school books

>>154171616
Francis Ngannou's own PFL Africa you mean

>>154171638
>>154171675
On the pfl website it says it starts at 2pm but on streams it says it starts in 3 hours

ailin perez that's her name

can't fucking stand aspinall

>>154171767
No one can desu

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ayo I'ma put curtis in a d'arce,
and leave him flat on his arse,
curtis has a problem with talkin,
when I'm done he'll be barking,
yo curtis is black,
when I hit him his jaw will go slack,
they say he's called blaydes,
I reckon he has AIDS...

>>154171798
long time no see pal

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>>154171758
The prime izzy era man, you had to be there

ugly and weird as dana is hunter is uglier and weirder

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Light at the end of the tunnel

slay the spire 2 is beating my ass worse than moicano did to bsd

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>>154171804
perkele. this timeline is fragile albeit will do!
I have not much time left. I gotta bait all the linux transexual autists with my vibecode or else this timeline will leak trump's penis pictures.
very important message, it changed my life, it will change yours:
'Everything in life is possible, you jusĐ.. .Ł*.- STINKY VAGIN %%% .. . my@ my@ my benis. %%%. Good Luck! You have the power to whatever you will, wield your power with responsibility!'
Thats its, thats the message.
Farewell, my fren. See you in 2 years, 4 months, 6days and 12,3 hours".

>>154171909
Sounds gay as fuck

>>154171967
you'd know all about that kind of thing, mohammed

My homie hung up on his girl yesterday bc "she wasn't talking bout nothing I wanna hear" that shit was so gangsta

tom aspinall is a disgrace

That got bro pussy wet *laughing crying emoji*

What is brö talking about

my balls smell through my pants

Let me tell you how you're feeling right now.

Doctor updated my psychosis meds. Jiri wins btw.

Jiri haters are subhuman

could be feeling better rn ictal fampai

Y'all help me report that page

ding dong ping pong

wigh on show started an hour ago how come yall didn't link it

Tom Ass-penal

Are there heems in weigh ins? No? Then I'm not watching that shit b

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>>154172266
actually there was one not too long ago

HEEM STOPPY

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>>154172266
D.C's dignity gets heemed most livestreams

>>154172275
OHHHHHH HE'S SHOOK

>>154172275
This guy is going to be fighting Kai Asakura

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I've actually spoken with Jiří once and its pretty apparent that the guy is pretty stupid. like 90iq at best. The thing is despite having only few braincells, he has basically overclocked to work at 200% their capacity. Very much WIS > INT type of guy. Still love him tho.

Anyways he will TKO the brown queer in the 3rd round

Jiri suckled on Adin Ross's tiny mutilated pecker and he liked it

>>154172344
We don't kink shame here.

>>154172344
Honestly? Respect.

is sanko doing something i'm watching vaush

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jsVVGG4_yHw

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Yeah all signs point towards an Ulberg masterclass, the IQ will be there for Ulberg, the left counter will be there for Ulberg, the gas tank will be there for Ulberg

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Ok guys Jiri wins because Ulberg is an nigger
*writes Nigger on chalkboard*

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*blocks your path*

>>154172483
that's it my mind is made up

>>154172483
Ulberg is of German-Samoan-Maori ancestry

>>154172489
im jewish
*instantly unblocks my path*

*parries the weeb knife and clips him with a samoan club*

>>154172483
And Jiri, okay, Jiri jumps. Jiri jumps and punches. He jumps and kicks. Sometimes he just jumps. And that utilizes the asymmetry of the vertical axis which Ulberg can't account for
*sniffs*

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Both Ulberg and Schaub have german ancestry, Schaub humiliated k-1 by flaltlining their posterboy now Ulberg has the chance to do the same thing to rizin, the symbolism is here

HEEEEM

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>>154172604
cro cop didnt fight for rizin until 2016

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both main event fighters have FAILED to weigh in at the weight class number of 205
the event has been canceled

Sche call me gringo papi the way I schaub

>durrrr de uhhhh weight class number

I remember when Israel would always weight in at 184 and I called him stupid for cutting an extra pound and there was an anon that would defend it saying Israel isn't stupid but it turns out Israel is stupid so if you're here go fuck yourself I was right.

israel is mos def not the sharpest fufu in the restaurant

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>>154172661
Yeah because he comes from k-1, you see k-1 and rizin are both weeaboo orgs, Ulberg taking Schaub's mantle by heeming rizin's posterboy creates this ironic parallel, only thing missing would be Ulberg doing cawlmedy and a nedflikss speshal

>>154172673
carlos do uber is shook

>>154172673
Good. They shouldn't treat the weight limit as a weight minimum. Light heavyweight is 186 lbs to 205 lbs.

heavy middleweight

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a clash of clans

>>154172783
ulberg just doesn't have it

>>154172783
jiri just doesn't have it

hey wait a minute why doesn't jiri have a fucking belly button yo

>>154172783
that black nigga just doesn't have it

>>154172783
The Ulberg era is 2 steps, just give him the belt already

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>>154172702
>weighing in five pounds under weight when fighting for double champ status
>get 49-45'd
masterclass
>>154172710
cro cop wasnt rizin's posterboy before pride neither, that was ernest hoost
cro cawl began hitting real stardom after beating fujita a second time, vonchachyn or sapp which was his last fight at K-1 until 2012-13
cro cop has a more recent win in the UFC than schaub and ulberg will most likely end up being transgender in five years, those steroids are taking his toll, he aint heeming jerry bud

>>154172830
turn your monitor on

is dc doing anything especially coony i am watching mehdi hasanabi

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>>154172927
He is doing TUF with bisping

>>154172942
Kid is doing a good job escaping half guard

>>154172942
so that's a yes then, you can always rely on ole danny c

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ulberg just doesn't want it enough! there is no way he holds up under the pressure!

>>154172942
This is the type of experience you train your whole life for.

Please watch our organisation

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P1eO07hMeSU&pp=ygUKUGZsIGFncmljYQ==

I wonder how khabib would have fared in TUF back when they used to have free alcohol around the house

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>>154173109

>>154173147
It will get good after the woman fight I promise

smiff is fighting bareknuckle tonight and no one knows or cares :(

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>>154172942

>>154173192
ive known since it was announced i just dont give a fuck about fat old bald gay ugly pussys

Arlovski is a world champ right now

>We're here (PFL Africa)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1eO07hMeSU

>>154173231
>fat old bald gay ugly pussys
but enough about jon jones who went the distance with anthony smith

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when jiri goes beast mode

>>154173192
who

>>154173255
Been a fan of jiri since his rizin days

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When Jiri goes beast mode

>>154173255
Ulberg went to decision with that heemed guy in the webm btw

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Jiri going b-b-beast mode!

pussy maneovur by perrerira preemptively moving up to hw to duck khamzat

Not sure if I should watch pfl or play crimson desert

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Beast Mode Activate!

>>154173294
Maybe you should go outside and get some exercise.

It has been over a decade since a native Finn fought in the UFC. Now that's beast mode.

ulbergbrothers are really on edge. nervous about something?

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Carlos Basedberg will heem the weeaboo

>>154173312
>ulbergbrothers
That's not a thing.

>>154173311
How many Pakis have there been?

>>154173307
Already went outside

Ulbergians are visualizing the Ulberg era indeed

>>154173323
Checking the mail for your disability check doesn't count.

>>154173322
There's been a couple jeets which are literally the same thing

You can really see the skill set difference between pfl fighters and ufc ones

>>154173348
Yeah I hear the jeets are really crushing it in the UFC

>>154173337
*heems you*

>>154173351
no i can't cause i ain't watchin that shit!

>>154173356
Better than the Finns are doing that's for certain.

Chama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x53vOPOhWFE

It's live

Chomo

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>>154173303
Considering GODri was beating the shit out of alex in the first fight and it was the earliest worst stoppage in history. Plus the second fight he got caught with a head kick (which aren't real heems) and then you add to the fact his head kick only heemed because of Alex's freakish genetic deformity (bunion) which acted like an illegal hammer? And then you factor in the fact Kennedy Nzaggumbo heemed Ulberg silly?
Yeah I'm thinkin Jiri by whatever he wants.

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Based Alex scrambled that retards brains with a ball-peen hammer!

this guy knows all about gettign hammered by ball and peen ill take his word

Just took a huge Finland in the toilet

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TO ALL THE HATERS WHO SAID I COULDN'T DO IT
you were right
good call from the haters

How would Vadim nemkov do in the UFC?

who in the ufc throw the most penetrating strikes

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shut up

>>154173465
Me on your mums pussy wahey

>>154173482
You have a very small penis.

>>154173482
got that gimp
>>154173496
you are literally somali

Sneed resorting to a Finnish VPN? For shame.

>>154173496
certainly not big enough for her

>>154173228
what the fuck

We're ALL watching PFL Africa! We're teaching Dana a lesson by watching. Sorry Dana, but your reign is over! WE love MMA not just UFC! And it's a TOURNAMENT? FINALLY this is what we've been asking for and PFL delivered!
Let's keep the discussion towards PFL africa please.

Francis ngannou killed a kid in sizzling summer of 25

We're ALL watching RIZIN LANDMARK 13 in FUKUOKA! We're teaching Dana a lesson by watching. Sorry Dana, but your reign is over! WE love MMA not just UFC! And it's JAPANESE? FINALLY this is what we've been asking for and RIZIN delivered!
Let's keep the discussion towards RIZIN LANDMARK 13 in FUKUOKA please.

>>154173508
we don't claim sneed he is of italian stock

Wonder Woman theme song.

dana white in literal shambles

Who do y'all got for Ulberg vs Jiri?

why cant finns fight?

>>154173629
crippling addiction and debilitating mental illness it works for americans but not yet over here

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>>154173629

>>154173648
when you were under USSR dominion you knowed how to wrestle whats your point

An enslaved finn is unstoppable.

Daniel Tammet learned Finnish inside of an week. I liked his book when I read it 20 years ago.

She gon call me baby boo

>>154173671
he's a flaming fag

isn't greco roman the shit kind of wrestling

>>154173703
You're thinking of Indian street wrestling

A woman ?

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unc's out of prison again

drod spent 8 months in prison and he's still ranked higher than colby covington KWAB

anyone got that indian wrestling clip with the big titty doo? takes a lot to finish at my age I'd appreciate the help

>>154173765
Yeah I have it

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>>154173765
>anyone got that indian wrestling clip with the big titty doo? takes a lot to finish at my age I'd appreciate the h-ACK!!!!

>>154173780
So u gonna share it and help him cum or u gonna hold it and be an fag?? Respectfully

Got a big Willy

>>154173783
I react the same when someone has a full head of hair.

So whats up

>women fights

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>>154173657
>knowed

Who do u guys play in Tekken
My Bruce would weem u

>>154173906
you knew what i meant which is what the end goal of communication is. language is fluid. theres a reason theres a such thing as old english

>>154173953
I play with your mo-... tekken ? I honestly dont know what that is

which fighter is the language bender

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65 days until Gane fights.

>>154173794
what's his name

>knowed
Esl retard

Volk's part baked chicken thighs

>>154174003
Wilson

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(((ulberg))) is getting ZLEEMED

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you finna knowed it !!!

nah, FUCK THAT!

Based knoweder

You'll knowed, because we'll all knowed

Volk's 2 ingredient chocolate shake

volks merely a paper champ. evloev runs featherweight. knowers know

Evloev can get a title shot after he finishes a fight (never)

business idea: decision of the night bonuses. ultimate cazzie filter

If you root against Jiri; In any capanicty.....turn your dick into an pussy this instant

carlos "fufu clip" ulberg

Volk's unflavoured protein yoghurt

I am very in favour of evloev fighting Volk. 50-45ing an undefeated contender at his age would be pure excellence for his resume.

>>154174200
i reckon volk could finish him

I need Mona Kimura in the UFC asap

>>154174231
Why do they keep doing fetish play like this

Paulo Costa is going to fucking die this week and you are laughing.

>>154174246
This but Jiri

>>154174246
he got hair transplant. that increases your power by +500%. just ask Merab.

>>154174246
Hansome fighters never lose

>>154174286
Tell that to Brian Ortega

>>154174286
Wanderlei lost a couple of times

Murzakanov vs Costa is a very rare MMA fight where both guys actually know how to fight open stance

Hate when fighters bring out rappers and take 30 mins milking it before getting into the ring

>>154174286
>sage northcutt

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i came, i knowed, i conquered

>>154174301
Name 5 times that happened

>>154174327
Literally just happened on pfl

>>154174329
PFL doesn't exist

UFC Word Cup when

>>154174329
>he's watching that crap

>>154174343
>>154174354
Alri Dana white

>>154174361
PFL is directly funded by the Saudis who are direct allies of Israel
Try again

>>154174361
i'm a sakakibarachad thank you very much

>>154174404
Haven’t watched rizin since jiri days

>>154174417
Also cro cop on this last run

More like Jizzn

>>154174417
they allow elbows now
it's on after poofc tomorrow night

>>154174299
you dont even know what the fuck youre talking about

Jolie Poirier and Jamaica. Name a more iconic duo!

>>154174491
What about football kicking and stomping? Like in pride

>>154174495
Name 10 MMA fighters that actually know how to use their jab in an open stance fight NOW

12-6 elbow - Wrestler buff
Grounded Knee - Wrestler buff
Stomp - Wrestler buff
Soccer Kick - Wrestler nerf

>>154174506
they've always had that

>>154174523
Nah fuck that!

>>154174523
Marina Rodriguez
Erin Blanchfield
GSP
Sean Strickland
Jose Aldo
Jamahal Hill
Marina Rodriguez
Cub Swanson
Mario Bautista
Marina Rodriguez

>>154174537
Back of the head strikes - extreme wrestler nerf

>>154174523
Me, myself and I

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, he sat down beside her, he said, 'Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?'

Honestly never heard of Costa before this card.

>>154174329
wtf is pfl

gonna work in an few stockton slaps tonight to let everyone know whos boss

>>154174567
Ofc those named only Aldo actually knows how to fight closed stance

>>154174587
Professional fighter league >>154173109

>>154174584
Andrew Dice Gay over hear

just how slightly better is mario bautista over average bums

>>154174601
stockton slap my balls

PFL Africa Chairman Francis Ngannou

hickory dickery OHH
*heems you*

White South African fighting now

>>154174634
you have sissy balls i bet. i have to heem the shit out if my balls i can smack them for an hour before i come close to a finish. i have Caucasus tier stamina. you take one good knee slice and youre finished. you have tomala balls. you dont train your balls and it shows

Realistically if you beat me in the octagon, but later at night i come to your house and stab you in your sleep, can you really say that you won?

Segregation is back on in South Africa

Holy shit the white guy won in kino fashion

BWC!! LOOK AT THOSE BLACK WOMANS REACTIONS!

>>154174697
heres the thing. hand to hand? i win. you use a weapon? you still gotta answer to God. i dont mind

>>154174666
Die satan

is it any good?

>>154174728
Boer warrior knocked out the Zulu after nearly being knocked out himself. Crowd full of African women creaming their pants

>>154174743
But enough about my high school dance

>whitepharaoh.jpg

>>154174766
turn on my monitor

okay thread seems quality enough that i'll give it a peeper with me bloody eye

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The White Man marches on.

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

where the egyptian bitches at

>>154174817
you repeat yourself

Honestly bring me to states to one of the mma gyms and i take over the Heavyweight division.

is smiff not fighting today

>>154174939
Huh?

nothing more disgraceful than having to listen to afrikaans speak english besides tom aspinall

Tom Aspinall ranks top 10 british foods

what the hell is going on

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Let's go for that

jiri is getting heemed isn't he

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Jiri about to go 0-3 against Tribal warriors

josh hokit ranks top 10 Femboyish productions of 2025

Josh Hokit Happy Hardcore MegaMix