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>Jiri won by KO
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mengbred doos gassed 1st round
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Pitbull used to chirp a bit but neither guy has really been talking at all. Pico in particular has always been humble. Super driven and ambitious, but never a trash talker.
This is a kino fight though. I really hope he gets it done. Pitbull still has a quick and powerful left. Pico has to play it safe. Punches behind the wrestling.
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7 second mega-nut in your mom
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>>154176961
>Fat shitter having a heart attack
What is this nonsense
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>>154176994
i dont mind pico so much, i think he was doing very good agaisnt lerone murphy until he got caught with what i thought was a lucky shot.
i still hate pitbull for rubbing it in to his prospective oppoenet that he wasnt gonna fight him for being slightly overweight, like he wasnt gonna lose anyway.
i do hope pico beats this clown
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didnt ask bitch, go back to shutting the fuck up
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>>154177094
I can understand Pitbull's position. he's a vet and has something to prove as a Bellator underdog. also Keita looked really sloppy in his debut so it wasn't a big loss that the fight didn't happen. Patricio probably would've unced him
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>Khabib "The Eagle" Nurmagomedov
>29-0
>Widely considered among the top 3 MMA fighters of all time
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>>154177107
nah, he wouldve lost taht fight. hes talked a lot of shit for years as a big fish in a small pond, he knows he isnt ufc material and hes trying to delay the inevitable
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this done to khabitch except round 1
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If you've seen either Losene Keita or Patricio Pitbull fight you could probably figure that Pitbull wins. Keita is a very one note fighter without many tricks who uses athleticism to win more than anything
Pitbull in his current state is around the level of a lower ranked UFC fighter but that's still above the likes of Keita. Keita lost to fucking Nathanial Wood rofl
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crazy that a bunch of unaccomplished neets are still seething about Khabib like 8 years after his retirement
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MMA fans with literally any high profile fighter from outsids the UFC: wow he seems pretty good I wonder how he does in the UFC
MMA fans with bellator fighters: He was never good. He could never tough it out in the big leagues. And if he does win in the UFC, he was still never good.
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Justified reaction tbqh famalam
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Is he the new Macho Man?
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>>154176961
>schaub commentating
>smiff about to fight
yeah i'll watch this crap
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Damn, it seems that Chael really doesn’t like Bruce Lee for some reason. I had never heard someone describe Bruce Lee like this before, just as a drug addict and a charlatan.
I agree that as a sportsman Chuck Norris actually competed and for that reason he achieved more than Bruce Lee in sports, that is a fact. But Bruce Lee also contributed a lot to martial arts in general making it popular in the West and MMA in particular with his own style mixing techniques from different martial arts.
https://youtu.be/YyLPEGxw7Vo?si=EhuzfnXPgxuRg-d5&t=224
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SMITH IS UP
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>>154178399
I was lying
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Can't believe it's finally happening... Questions will finally be answered.
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1 day until we enter the Ulberg era.
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what the fuck i almost missed a smiff fight
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>skywalker 101
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>>154178539
i have no response
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Smiff doubters, you're being awfully quiet.
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UFC rankings 6+ vs. Smiff:
>Spivac
Smiff effortlessly KO's him
>Kuniev
Smiff effortlessly decisions him
>Lewis
Smiff effortlessly subs him
>Delija
Smiff effortlessly subs him
>Fortune
Dunno
>Tybura
Smiff effortlessly KO's him
>Tallison
Smiff effortlessly KO's him
>Gaziev
Smiff effortlessly decisions him
>Parkin
Smiff effortlessly subs him
>Valter
Smiff effortlessly KO's him
Anthony Smith is AT WORST the #6 ranked HW in the UFC if he comes back.
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>6'8
>cant clear the rope
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Murzdaddy xisters... Did Paulo's fat comments get to us?
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YASS
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*curb your enthusiasm theme song starts playing*
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*it's raining men theme song starts playing
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>round 5
>Ulberg has successfully captured 3 rounds
>the opponent is struggling for a finish
>he fumbles it and Ulberg clips him with a left counter
>Ulberg doesn't foolishly chase the finish and coasts it
>Ulberg envisions the victory at hand
>he keeps out a pocket
>the bell tolls
>Ulberg basques in glorious rays of victory before even buffers calls his name
>the belt is wrapped around his waist
>rogan comes in with a generic question
>Ulberg takes the mic
>''I HAVE A DREAM.....''
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>>154179172
He simply hasn't mastered the art of mixed martial arts, nor has he mastered striking. Relying on counters, a pray-for-counter merchant if you will, does not possess levels. The Ooozedimir, Jan and Nzechukuwu revealed the lack of levels.
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Schaub humiliated k-1, Ulberg will take the mantle as a fellow german and do the same to rizin
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islamnieces... we need to retire.....
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>>154179629
Ohh yeah you are right, powerful symbolism here, this can't be a coincidence bapa
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When did Smith do that to his arm? Or are his black genes starting to take over?
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>>154179633
Pigslam's pork hoke will drain Morales's BBC pipe dry
Xhe wants it BADLY
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>hokit gets it done, blaydes isn't reliable
are we still pretending fart fairy knows ball?
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>>154179712
The more i think about it...it's common among certain specific type of fighters
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>>154180146
you dont even watch mma. you just watch gay porn and come here to make jokes
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mmafags any time a fighter plays heel
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The Blitzkrieg will be there for Ulberg in round 5
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volk still has not recovered from conor's shart attack
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>lost 4 of his last 6 fights
>co main event
why
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15 hours until we enter the Ulberg era.
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Jiri Prochazka vs. Carlos Ulberg
Azamat Murzakanov vs. Paulo Costa
Curtis Blaydes vs. Josh Hokit
Dominick Reyes vs. Johnny Walker
Cub Swanson vs. Nate Landwehr
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>>154181985
Ulberg
Azamat
Hokit decision
Reyes
Cub
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>>154181985
Jiri Prochazka
Paulo Costa
Josh Hokit
Dominick Reyes
Cub Swanson
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>>154181985
Jiri
Murzakanov
Blaydes
Reyes
Landwhale
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>>154181985
Jerry
Azamat
Curtis
Dom
Cub
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>>154182026
Carlos Ulberg
Azamat Murzakanov
Josh Hokit
Dominick Reyes
Cub Swanson
Aaron pico
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>>154181985
Jiri
Azamat
Blaydes
Reyes
Nate
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>>154181985
ulberg
murzakanov
blaydes
reyes
landwehr
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>>154181985
ulberg
azamat
hokbeast
reyes
cub
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Jiri
Costa
Blaydes
Walker
Cub
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This is a 28 year-old man
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>>154181985
this is too easy to predict
all down the left
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>>154181985
BULLberg
fat brazza
Hokit
Reyes
Cub
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>>154181985
Jiri Prochazka
Azamat Murzakanov
Curtis Blaydes
Dominick Reyes
Cub Swanson
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>>154182199
who's the skirt
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Jiri Prochazka
Azamat Murzakanov
Josh Hokit
Dominick Reyes
Cub Swanson
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>>154181985
SSberg
The Costanator
HokBEAST
JW Black Label
Cub
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>>154181985
>jiri
>costa
>hokit
>reyes
>landwehr
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>>154181985
ulberg
costa
blaydes
walker
landwehr
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327 is a better card than the white house, both on paper and in reality. it's likely going to be the best card of the year and i am pumped to watch it on my second monitor while i play divinity dragon commander tomorrow morning. a toast to daner and a toast to heem
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>ubuntu
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>>154181985
Jiri
Azmat
Blaydes
Walker
Swanson
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>>154183013
suffering is what gives it value. value is linked to difficulty. if you want something that is valuable you need something which is difficult to obtain. you shouldnt be thinking about quick and easy. you should be thinking about hard, suffering, pain. i have heem championship cobra mindset
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>>154181985
Jiri
Muzakanov
Blaydes
Reyes
Cub
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>>154181985
Jiri
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Blaydes
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LOVE ME LOVE ME
HATE ME HATE ME
LOVE ME LOVE ME
KILL ME KILL ME
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>>154181985
Jerry
Costa
Blaydes
Reyes
Swanson
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Jiri sculpts his beard to hide his subhuman jaw
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>>154181985
Ulberg
Azamat
Hokit
Walker
Swanson
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>>154183635
bold strategy very bold. He’s fighting with his chin up so I’ll be curious to see how long he can get awa- OHHHHH HES ROCCCCKKKKKKED OHHHHH HE IS OUT HE IS OUT! OH MY GOODNESS
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>>154181985
>Jiri Prochazka
>Azamat Murzakanov
>Josh Hokit
>Dominick Reyes
>Cub Swanson
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>>154181985
Jiri
Costa
Hokit
Reyes
Swanson
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very disrespectful
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>>154183844
he's smoked a few cans
blaydes is a ridiculous jump in competition from THE denzel freeman
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>this fucking cazzie thinks johnny walker is going to go for a lion tamer
he's going to flatline dom with a frankensteiner into brutal ground and pound while the ref watches a la queen green vs jalin turner
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>>154181985
Jerry
Paulocaust
The Incredible Josh
The Dominick
The Cub
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>>154181985
Jiri
Costa
Blaydes
Reyes
Landwehr
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>>154184015
this dude has absolute peak heemer physiognomy, shame he's playing pillowtap
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>>154184015
Fury ducked kabayel huh
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>>154181985
Prochazka
Costa
Blaydes
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Jiri
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Who could he heem?
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>Tatiana Suarez vs Chupita Godinez
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>>154181985
Shartlos
Asthma
Blaydes
Walker
Cub son of Swan
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>>154181985
Ulberg by decision
Murzakonov by decision
Blaydes by decision
Reyes by TKO
Swanson by TKO
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hokit is actually high brow humor. that "am I right miami" shit is nuanced and based
glad it cringes the reddit populace while getting a sensible chuckle out of the more intellectually orientated particular individuals
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>mfw someone makes fun of Tom's imaginary injury.
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>>154184725
Very truth. Hokit seems like very base level dumb humor but once you analyze it hes extremely subversive and playing with an post post ironic concept. Of course most people are cocksucking slobs (British) and dont apperciate him
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>>154184743
based knower
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>>154184743
Excellent posts
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>>154181985
Jiri
Posta
Blaydes
Walker
Swanson
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While Hokit's repetaed use of kitch rhyme schemes and crass jokes on topics like sexuality and gender identity may seem crude and hack, it's actually harkening back to comedic concepts Shakespeare himself used in many plays. You see, he's engaging in this ironic meta character that itself is a intentional parody of subpar personalities such as the likes of Colby Covington. While it may seem unintelligent and backwater, Hokit's persona is actually deeply subversive, enigmatic, and almost tragic in some ways. He would not be out of place in a production of Twelve Nights or The Merchant of Venice
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10 hours until we enter the Ulberg era.
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>>154184843
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>>154181985
Jiri
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Cub
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>>154181985
JIRI
COSTA(PLEASE)
BLAYDES
REYES
CUBBY
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Happy birthday Queen!!!
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>johnny walker fell up the stairs during the face off
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Prochazka
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Blaydes
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Sometiems girls go down on you and they start like really sucking your balls and its like wtf can you please not? Licking is fine but dont suck them so theres an huge pop when they fly out of yuo mouth ok? Anyone with me?
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>>154181985
Jerry
Borrachinha
Josh Hokit
Dominick 'proneboned bones' Reyes
Nate the train Diaz
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Provokovic
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>CLICK CLICK BOOM
>IM COMIN DOWN ON THE STEREO HEAR ME ON THE RADIO
>CLICK CLICK BOOM
>IM COMIN DOWN WITH A NEW STYLE AND YOU KNOW ITS BUCK WILD
>CLICK CLICK BOOM
>IM ON THE RADIO STATION TOURIN ROUND THE NATION
>LEAVIN THE SCENE IN DEVASTATION
saliva thread
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>>154185930
he won the story, which is all that matters.
>>154186021
to be honest that was still less embarassing than getting outstruck by Volkov with braided hair
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Jiri
Costa
Blaydes
Reyes
Landwehr