First for Hokit

Schaub

stream please. i cancelled my parameme subscription

i love watching men fight in a cage!

>>154190045
Where's Pickstranny?
Ulberg
Murza
Blaydes
Reyes
Landwehr

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There's a new Heavyweight in contention

>Sniffs crotch
>Belal in corner
CUT CUT CUT

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For me, it's Dr Thunder

>>154190105
who's this kid?

1-0 prado based on damage

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/ourblob/ up next

>Deep Wadders
>The story of Brendan Schaub

>>154190159
based ChaserGOD

Jiri, costa, walker, and Swanson will ALL heem. Screencap this

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thoughts?

/box/ btfo

>>154190197
Tattoos are the marks of a whore

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>>154190197
Assmogged

>gastelum is more popular than dogbender
lmao
kek even

woooooooooooooooooooooooo

Reyes Walker is gonna be the silliest fight on this card. Double KO draw

when do the good fights start?

>OHHH LOOK AT THIS
>nothing happens

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Jiri Prochazka vs. Carlos Ulberg
Azamat Murzakanov vs. Paulo Costa
Curtis Blaydes vs. Josh Hokit
Dominick Reyes vs. Johnny Walker
Cub Swanson vs. Nate Landwehr

sex with talbott

>>154190173
Asstlebum unironically would've KO'd Poofter in a 5 rounder. Kelvin beats Izzy in the rematch.

>>154190282
we don't show the good fights to Canadians

>>154190282
Dan Hooker is about to start a scrap in the men's bathrooms

oh lawd he bleeding

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>>154190282

JUST BLEEEEEEEEED

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>>154190289
Ulberg
Murza
Blaydes
Reyes
Landwehr

i saw the squib go off don't let the ufc deceive you

they need to stop this fight. people die when they bleed too much

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>>154190289
Jiri
Murzakanov
Hokit
Walker
Swanson

yo his forehead got a better looking pussy than ailin perez

>>154190289
i can't believe i picked curtis ,will go with it anyway

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>>154190289
Thanks for carrying the board BASED Anon..

Damn nice cut

All my streams suck ass man wtf happened

Get blinded, faggot crotchsniffer

Prado looks like a down syndrome midget out there

>>154190289
>that many jiri picks
The main card reddit tourists are here

Booooooooooooooooo

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Only 1 WMMA fight tonight fellas, find something to do during this fight

>>154190347
I don't think that's true

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>

he should take all time to let him bleed

>>154190373
Clean as day index finger into the eye

radmala

what a fuckin faggot Chuck buffalo is glad he's got belal'd

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>>154190301
basef

HEEM BLINDY

joe rogan crying already

win or lose jiri is /heem/ incarnate

>Trusting a fat chink with your eye sight
https://youtu.be/BotkrHvRwls

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>>154190289
Ulberg
Costa
Blaydes
Walker
Landwehr

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>"no nonsense" marc goddard

get this man the heavyweight belt

{GOD}DARD

based fuck that dirty argie cunt

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kek

Marc GODdard

>im genius
>OH NO

>>154190045
What race is Josh Hokit?

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>>154190463
NICE oh shit I saw that too nice catch lmao

(Good fight tho so far)

THEY'RE STILL DOING IT! JUMPING THE GILLY IN 2026!

>>154190225
All female fighters are whores anon

AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEE SAVE ME LAY N PRAY

>>154190504
The human race :)

heemed another old faggot at walmart earlier, this time I just ran into him with my cart while he was putting groceries into his trunk, he toppled and I ran over and took his hat and ran off

very embarrassing by raedtke this is wmma tier

is Ulberg white?

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>>154190289
Jiri
Azamat
Hokit
Walker
NATE DA TRAIN

>>154190548
shut up bitch

Jiri is literally Redd1tr00n incarnate. Anyone rooting for him is a Redd1tor tranny faggot.

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>>154190289
Ullberg
Murz
Blaydes
Reyes
Swabson

>>154190556
Yeah he's german

Been a long time since I watched UFC with you guys

>>154190504
californian white trash mixed with mexican, unironically

>>154190573
nah hokit is actually

>>154190571
yeah you like men on top of each other doing nothing

>>154190573
Really? Then I guess I should be rooting for Jiri

LOL CUT THIS NIGGA

Adesanya whole camp is a bunch of faggots.... they didn't even deny this when KapeBEAST said this

Will Hokit be the first openly gay UFC HW champ?

>30-26
JUST

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>>154190573

>>154190640
that was strickland

>>154190289
>jiri
>assmat
>blaydee
>walker
>nate choo choo train

>>154190639
wtf i like kape now?!

HE SAID IT

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>control time merchant
>no GnP
>no sub attempts

Uh yikes, homophobic much?

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SAY THE LINE

FUCK FAGGOTS

Wow just... wow
He said that.

LMAO

Aunt Tracy is some deranged cat lady leftist I bet.

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>>154190659
Woops

based based based

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>>154190289
Jiri
Azamat
Blaydes
Reyes
Cub

Luke Thomas video incoming

Josh Hokit needs to create a new femboy persona to keep the multiple personalities gimmick going

Luke Thomas was right about this sport

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>>154190667

OMG HE SAID FAGGOT!!!111!!!1 YES FAGGOTSISTERS WE WIN
WOKE IS DEAD

The madman really did it again

based I only remembered this guy's named cause he said faggot 2 years ago

Radke, the bum who got heemed by both Prates and THE Mike fuckin Malott. KEK

>>154190699
>>154190701
>Guys, it's just. I don't recognize UFC anymore, what happened to our sport?

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>>154190289
Jiri
Costa
Blaydes
Reyes
Nate

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Why can he say and kape no

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homos rn

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i heard from costa that they put estrogen instead of fluoride in canadian tap water

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2 chads

I hope Puke Thomas cries about this.

>>154190373
whose winning the Luque Gastelum super fight?
>>154190373
vip box was working fine for me when I tuned in for the last rounds of Fury v Makhmudondondondov

>>154190608
buddy i would decision your ass to next Sunday

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fags BTFO, must suck being a fag rn

costa has never steered me wrong

River

Sportsurge having issues...crack still the go to?

I remember back in the day I thought Luque was going to be the one to dethrone Uman. Now I'm about to watch him get flatlined by an obese messican.

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Hate has no place here

>>154190734
belal is an arabjeet jobber

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there's a non zero chance Luque could die right now...

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my bad, I didnt mean to reply twice to that post

You are now aware that Vincente Luque has just as bad of a resume as Cobly Covington if you take out the Belel win.

>Russell Crowe MMA film
Will it be kino?

Luque
>*dies*
Gastelum
>you gonna eat that?

>>154190776
He would go out doing what he loves

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Hello, this is the broke ass reddit bitch suicide watch hotline. How may I help you?

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>>154190289
Ulberg
Murzakanov
Blaydes
Reyes
Swanson

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>>154190289
Jiri
Muzakanov
Blaydes
Reyes
Swanson

>>154190733
what wiring goes wrong in your head that makes you wanna fuck trannies?

>>154190820
that's a fat pussy you paki rape gang invaded kwaboty bitch FUCK you

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>>154190289
Jiri
Costa
Blaydes
Reyes
Swanson

>>154190820
>see a woman
>think of dicks
Why are faggots like this bros?

>>154190820
The same thing that made them trannies to start with (T4T).

>>154190812
I wonder if Diana does Anal

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she has that cockhungry milf phenotype

Why: the fight

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>>154190289
>Prochazka
>Costa
>Vato
>Walker
>Swanson

Both of those extremely shot bums are only 34? Kek

>>154190851
Did the Hulk spunk on your sandwich wtf

Heavyweight Kevin Gastelum is inevitable

>>154190836
Shut up you pathetic piece of shit. No Japanese girl would EVER give a fucking retarded FREAK like you a chance

How different would Kelvin's career be of he wasn't a fat bitch with no self control?

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>>154190289
Prochazka
Costa
Blaydes
Walker
Swanson

>they aren't just sparring
someone is getting heem

the 5'8 heavyweight heemer know as kelvin gastelum

is kelvin still with his korean bitch?

What a strange matchup, isn’t it?

Luque looking thicc

we're all in here btw

>>154060103

>Luque
>moves his head
DC just says shit

>>154190738
yeah a split decision where I drop you 3 times in the first and once in the 4th

>>154190870
Unironically could have a title contender at 170

>kumshot dislocates his shoulder trying to takedown gastelum
>gastelum proceeds to 49-46
that's the POWER of asian pussy

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>>154190699
>>154190720
Likely, but there's a .005% chance a blk fighter like Kevin Holland wins and decides to say FAGGOT, which Luke will be forced to hold his tongue and cancel the topic from the next episode of LTGP. It's like a sociological check hook.

>kelvin kwabelum

OOOHHHH

OOOHHHH THEY'RE MATING

W-w2WWWWWWEwwweeee

HEEEM TAPPYYYY

HEEEM TAPPY

wow what a fuckin retard

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY

HEEEEEEEEM TAPPY

HEEM TAPPY

Kelvin Flushedelum

HOLYY SHIT BROS

Wow, are you telling me Gastelum went through all that training and cutting weight just to quit in the first round?

LUQUE BROOOOOSSS
WE ARE SO FUCKING BAACK

kek what a bum

Who loses to brain hemorrhaged Luque wtf

HEEM TAPPY
losing to half dead Luque is nasty work. Fatstelum is done

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How did a sloppy fat cunt like Gastelum pull a girl like this?

>two 33 year old gigawashed vets

I think all my parlays are fucked now and I’m going to sleep

Why did I bet on gastelum again

Joe Pooper couldn't do anything to Kelvin and a curtain jerker just anally raped him...

Fat fucks are easier to choke out because they’re already heavy breathers

Smothered that torta

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McChickens are on me, boys

kelvin gastelum couldn't run forever
in fact he couldn't run for 5 minutes!!!

damn I had a small bet on Luque by sub at +1000 should have hammered it bros

>>154190975
Fatstelum

Gastelum deserves to lose, you are not a fucking middleweight.

>>154190981
she dumped him

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>tfw just moved back from europe and I now get kino sunday midday events instead of 3am slop

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>>154190289
Jiri Prochazka
Azamat Murzakanov
Curtis Blaydes
Johnny Walker
Nate Landwehr
Costa could upset.

>>154190981
kek i remember when i first saw this i couldn't believe it

JUST HOW GOOD IS JIM MILLER

>>154190992
>>154190994
Congrats

>>154191005
Had to go back to the prison colony?

>>154190983
same, my parlay just got fucked and ofcourse it's gastelum who does it.

Just how bad is Joe Pigfer?

>>154190981
Kelvin has swag

thanks for the insights aljo, what would we do without you

>SillyGooseMMA
WTF is this faggot shit?

>>154190981
no way she stays with gastelum, he's got no future now after losing to washed luque

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>>154190289
Jiri
THE ERASER
Stutterman
Draw or Walker
Cub

Thats the end of kelvin right? Im just sick of seeing him.

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>>154190983
Nvm I still got 2 left I WILL survive

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>Betters status?
known...

>>154191050
KWAB

>>154191042
>big wage
>misses weight
>cancels fights
>loses on the prelims

yes

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>>154190289
Jiri
Azamat
Hokit
Reyes
Landwehr

>>154191042
He's got a couple Apex appearances left in him

Did Robocop get a hair transplant?

so mma math says luque heems pyfer?!?!

Did Radtke really say it again? Damn, I missed it watching AJ shit himself when Fury called him out

>have a great chin
>refuse to fight at welterweight where you belong and also where nobody can heem you
why is he such a fucking retard? gastelum is the definition of wasted potential

>>154191039
korean women are the worst imo
stuck up and annoying asf so she's definitely leaving him

They just put that doo in HoF

>>154191042
If they'll keep Pooivasa they'll keep Smelvin

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>>154191081
Couldn't afford Schaub on commentary

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>>154190289
Ulberg
Muzakanov
Blaydes
Reyes
Cub

>>154190086
HAHAHAHAHAHHA NOOOO WAAAAY HE PULLED THAT OFF HAHAHAHAHAHHAA okay i love him now

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>>154190289
Jiri
Costa
Hokit
Reyes
The Train

>>154191079
lazy, he never had the proper motivation to stay in shape, dude is always letting himself go

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u talmbout big STANK b?

>>154191082
yeah she looks like she's had work done quite clearly, i bet she was looking like your average moonfaced korean girl before that but korean women are all feminists, the men and women are at war in south korea with each other

>>154191082
I've always felt like Koreans are the worst East Asian women to date. Wonder if Chinese or Japanese are the best though. Most normies would assume Japanese, but infidelity and sex work are fairly common there, so you never know what a Japanese girl has done in her past

>>154191024
Must be true, unironically. Look at that sleazy smirk!

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Being an athlete and getting past your prime without a new gig on the works (commentator, podcast, coach...) must be such a desperating sensation. Everyone else goes up on their professional career as they get older, meanwhile you became washed and outdate in your mid 30's and you still have most of your life ahead of you.

Feel like jorking it lil bit to Japanese idol AVs

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over

>FACT : Vicente Luque hits harder than Francis Ngannou
We have the proof.

>>154191124
99% of football players dont become coaches, scouts, managers, commentators, or anything to do with the sport
invest during your career and be a landlord at 40

>>154191003
Fuck shrimp I can’t stand his garbage streams

Grasso looking beautiful on the spanish stream hoyl fuxk

>>154191116
Chinese > Japanese >>>>>>>>>> SHIT > Korean
The exception is that the top tier of japanese women are better than the best chinese women.

>>154191078
lol AJ calling himself the landlord both those motherfuckers work for turkey a la sheep

>>154191124
Imagine being born in Brazil and having to live your whole life that way.

>>154191150
Lol fuckless wonder over here thinks he can rate pussy. Youre numbers are probably pathetic.

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Is it worth watching the remaining prelims?

>>154191162
Padilla needs money his mom lives in a trailer

What's for dinner, lads?

Singles and I get pad thai. Dubs some kind of pasta.

>>154191162
Pitbull and Pico fighting for the Bellatorest Mother Fucker belt

>>154191161
>tf
>tp
you don't get no pussy mr ranjeet and yes my rankings are right, other white men will agree on it.

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just ate a big ass burger from Five Guys, probably the only good American fast food exported in Spain

>>154191144
Yea but most mma guys don't make that kind of money

>>154191157
You can actually just leave

>>154191018
the weather in the prison colony is too goated

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>>154191176
I made this

>>154191176
Pad Thai IS pasta

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>>154191176

>>154191208
Are those legitimately good?

>>154191198
>britbong
>appetizing meal

Times really are changing

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New Brazil aka Connecticut

>>154191179
I mog you in all aspects of life. I know this from the way you post. And it makes me smile.

DaBaby doesn't have this, he's getting sleemd

>>154191108
Why even comment on the work being done, with how you're speaking on Korean you should understand what a redundant comment that is, commenting on a Korean women getting plastic surgery is like commenting on a stripper being promiscuous

I thought Kevin Gastric Bypass-elum was fighting now?

costa? costa will heem

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>>154191215

>>154191253
He already sharted himself

THE Black Mexican?

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>>154191162
>GODinez

It's my impression or paramount finally reduced the ads?

>gardena
Let's go!!

>>154191144
>invest your 3x a year 12/12

He's lightskinned!

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>>154190289
Carlos Ulberg
Paulo Costa
Curtis Blaydes
Dominick Reye
Nate Landwehr

HE NOT LYK UZ

>>154191176
Making some beef stew but unfortunately it wont be done for another 5 hours.

HE'S TRASH IN THE POCKET

>>154191228
I like cooking

Rogan is probably nursing a semi over this moo Thai stance

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>born 1997
jesus christ

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>>154190289
Jiri
Azamat
Josh
Walker
Nelson

umm guys? where are the hot girls and traps and trannies? please post some..

I thought that was a very close round

>>154191344
take a look in the mirror

>>154191344
Don't want to get banned early, it always starts on the main card

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>1997 was 6 years ago

>>154191344
Don't forget the Hijabis

>>154191344
Turn off your monitor :)

>>154191355
i only see a cute femboy with pale skin and beautiful green eyes and golden hair

holy shit thats a bullet wound.

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>boston strong

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>>154190289
Jiri
Azamat
Curtis
Reyes
Swanson

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>i only see a cute femboy with pale skin and beautiful green eyes and golden hair

fights should be stopped any time a fighter gets cut. imagine it gets infected!

I just fapped to ailin perez getting her bum buggered on bunkr

SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD
WHAT YOU PRESSIN' SELECT FOR

>>154191411
a cut is le heckin scary!

Keith Peterson has a lovely voice

I been to Boston it really is captivatingly grim

If we learned anything from Rob Font vs. Chito, Mederos is winning this fight, right?

>HE LIGHT SKIEEEN HE LIGHT SKIN!
Uhhh your boy's a light skin too

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>octagon already bloody 3 fights in

based

Mederos is opening up now, looking slick #UFC327

ACTUALLY GOOD FIGHT

imagine if marlon vera could actually fight, easily one of the fighters of all time

is shrimp filtered?

I'd say it's 1-1

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>>154191432
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xqd9W4xpXcE
sounds like a 50 year old lung cancer survivor widow

>>154191466
we dont watch that crap here

why are random unranked lightweight bouts on the prelims always gems

>>154191478
Round three for all the marbles!

>>154191375
I want your pink penis inside my dark asshole. No homo.

>>154191475
>>154191483
i wish he didn't spam so much cause sometimes i need his stream and i dont have it saved

this fight sucks

>>154191484
They're both on a good run atm, better than feeding young pawgsprects withered old men

>>154191484
because they are fighting to get money and go to main card, on the other hand the fighters on the main card are already rich and don't have the same hungry

streameast is fucking up right now, any alternatives working decently? please don't piss in my mouth

these guys would get murder by a thai fighter 2 division down from one fc

>>154191519
*zips*

battle of the pillowfists

why isnt there a midget division for ufc?

POINT DEDUCTION UH OH

>>154191519
paramountplus.com

it's like less than $13 per month

>>154191574
kek welcome back faggot

>>154191574
my nigga

NO NONSENSE

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>>154191586
we don't get it down under mate

BASED KEITH

DONKEY KONG