Shamrot.

Gamrot = Arman's son

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me vs kevin holland haters

future champ gamrot!

OOOOH HES IN ON HIS HIPS THAT'S DEEP

someone link the script

Hope someone in the arena shoots this ugly fuck

Jonny fighting tonight?

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tsarpookyen went life and deh with this doo and i'm supposed to believe he can do anything to ilia?

Padilla got robbed

we hate gamrot!

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a toast!
a toast to the heemers on this fine night!

Hamrot oinkin' this bitch

Hes all over him.

Walk into the thread like what up I got a pink cock

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>>154192332

OOHHH ITS TIGHT IN THERE DC

>>154192328
is this ai

GODrot once again denying prospects from greatness

I wish Anik would die a gruesome and violent death

>gamrot needs instruction to pass from half to full
Holy fucking shit he is bad

Fabio... BADOBADO

are stemcells expensive?

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

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>>154192332

HEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY

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>>154192332

After this fight, Ribovics needs to spend a couple of years sleeping in the wrestling room if he’s serious about becoming a contender.

HEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMM TAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HEEM TAPPY

ilia topuria should legally be allowed to rape and murder crotch sniffers like gamrot

Argentines can't fight.

>>154192361
i like FORGED irish STOUT with a BUCKED UP chaser

Gamrot is a nightmare matchup for Ilia

HEEM ACTUALLY-A-PUNCH-BUT-REF-THOUGHT-TAPPY

LEVELSLEVELSLEVELSLEVELSLEVELSLEVELSLEVELSLEVELSLEVELSLEVELSLEVELSLEVELSLEVELSLEVELSLEVELSLEVELSLEVELSLEVELSLEVELSLEVELSLEVELSLEVELSLEVELS

GAMER GAMROT

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>>154192332

Just how good is Topuria

Underwhelmission

NAZIS BTFO

HEEM TAPPY

Ribbit ribbit tapped

REF MESSED UP HIS PART
FAKE

sham grout more like

>>154192273

That was scripted as fuck. Since when is the ref running over and touching fighters as soon as they get put in a choke?

just how good is dan hooker?

Another "next gen" lightweight getting gatekept.

>>154192381
I must be one of the few here who actually rates Gamrot, and I’ve been doing it for years. The guy is very good, even if he’s had some bad fights.
That being said, he’s not a difficult fight for Pantoja.

if youre choking someone and they tap the ref should ask if you want the win or if you want to just keep going maybe choking til theyre out maybe loosen it a little and just dominate to a decision should be your choise

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>>154192395
>>154192402
scriptbros...it's too obvious now

>>154192402
Shut the fuck up retard

faggot held that shit

>future rizin champ just tapped

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Jiri Prochazka vs. Carlos Ulberg
Azamat Murzakanov vs. Paulo Costa
Curtis Blaydes vs. Josh Hokit
Dominick Reyes vs. Johnny Walker
Cub Swanson vs. Nate Landwehr

is it any wonder pisslam ducked

>>154192381
Not nightmare but he'd give him hell on the ground
>>154192413
I also rate Gamrot, but he does put up stinkers fairly often

so do total wireless phones come with poatan heems preloaded?

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>>154192429
Jiri
Costa
Hokit
Reyes
Swanson

Tonight is the night where dreams come true

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>>154192429
>Jiri Prochazka
>Azamat Murzakanov
>Curtis Blaydes
>Dominick Reyes
>Cub Swanson

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>>154192429
>Jiri
>Costa
>Vato
>Walker
>Cub

WRAP
IT
UP

>>154192448
da meltz?

the only way to stop Gamrot is by cheating

Yeah bro I’m wrestler I improve my striking

gamrot is a weird dude

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>>154192448
yo aint that that nigga from da pie?

>>154192306
Poles are subhuman, I'm afraid.

>>154192389
If that’s how poolacks fight I’d say theyve been vindicated

>sons 6
>already has pressure to be champ
Lol

>>154192465
true but brazilians too

didn't rashad have bad cte issues he looked alright there

Drew "One Man Clan" Dober

what did anik mean when he said tatiana been had a tight squeeze from a young age?

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really makes you think

>>154192476
CTE isn't real, they actually cloned BJ Penn's family.

97% finish rate... is he even human

>beats lightweight
>calls put featherweight
gamrot is a genius

when do the heems happen?

Megan looking delightful tonight

>>154192478
Jason Anik wouldn’t have said that. He’s the most grounded Anik

I'm gay

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>>154192429
Jiri
Paulo Bosta
Hokit?
Dominick Reyes
Cub Swanson


At least 70% are unpredictable as hell because most of them are a bit washed up, or there's much power and zero defense. Today's card should be one of the most unpredictable in a while.

>>154192475
brazilian tomboys make up for all the bad things brazil has done

Who here is man enough to go down on me

>>154192493
right about now *heems (you)*

>>154192491
Cans are easy to crush. More later

This will be a good fight.

megan bros are winning me over

Olivi is completely unwallable. What is this sorcery

Let's go randy brown!

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so some well trained white guy in mma is fighting a native detroit crackhead? I go t my money on the crackhead.

>>154192493
Within ourselves

>>154192413
he's legit more skilled than most of the division
it's just that he's getting old, is pillowfisted and has a tendency for putting Up stinkers when the fight goes his way

>>154192521
Poor girl hair eww

kevin holland and randy brown are different people?!

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>>154192429
Jiri
Azamat
HOKIT BAYBEEEEEE
Walker
Landwehr

>>154192514
Some people win decisions against cans. There's levels to this game b

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>>154192525
>i took a pic with a black eye, look how hardcore i am!!!

>>154192525
It would be unwise to pick against Darth Linguine with Clam Sauce

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>>154192429
Jiri
Costa
Blaydes
Reyes
Landwehr

>>154192532
Holland = house nigga
Brown = field nigga

>>154192475
Amerisharts too, I'm deathly afraid.

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>>154192429
Ulberg
Borrachinha
Hokit
Reyes
Swanson

>>154192493
heems are past your bedtime, little guy

>>154192550
be not afraid

My stud name is Tatiana Suarez

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Im from the future, jiri wins by 5th round sub

>>154192550
this post brought to you by the people that made 2 girls 1 cup

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>biggest card of the year so far
>Jiri main event
>only on thread #2
Is the UFC legit dead, bros?

ERRYDAY I'M HUSTLIN

>>154192505
You want to fly up here and suck me off? Uncut 8 inch big shooter

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>>154192429
Jiri
Costa
Blaydes
Walker
Swansong

Why are so many people picking Costa? Are they stupid?

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is Prochazka /illuminated/?

>>154192571
its still the prelims retard

>>154192569
how about I edificate instead playa?

>>154192578
Do you really need to ask?

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>>154192429
Jiri Prochazka
Azamat Murzakanov
Curtis Blaydes
Dominick Reyes
Cub Swanson

I actually knew a couple of Francisco Prado's fight buddies from way back when they were all living together in San Lorenzo, Santa Fe.

Let me say this, they all are evangelical cultists. IDK him personally, but if he's anything like those guys, they are much more interested on morally judging "the world", "papists" than on training and the fight game.
Cut him and make him a favor. He's gonna get hurt next.

>>154192546
Actually it's:

Hap = Field nigga
Ace= House nigga

prochazka is /heem/ certified
costa is /heem/ certified

>>154192586
We'd be on like thread 4 or 5 by now two years ago.

>>154192584
It was kino the first time Charles said this and the translator messed it up by saying Charles called himself 'The Englightened One'

>>154192592
he's pretty shit desu

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>>154192578
He's /ourboy/

>>154192570
Don't know what that is, I'm afraid, unc.

jiri is a redditor I am deeply ashamed to admit I am afraid to utter

>>154192601
thats because i stopped posting as much

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what if instead of gastelumo being shit and washed luque just got championship level good in between fights

>the budo code

>>154192600
Costa is a bum

>a man who lives by the Budo code
Actually embarrassing that a martial arts guy like Joe forgot the word Bushido

i'm going back to this Hasanabi stream before the next fight starts

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>>154192429
Jiri
Costa
Blaydes
Walker
Nate

Heeminder that Clavicular has picked Costa and Ulberg.

>>154192600
Costa is literally incapable of heeming

prochazka and ulberg heemed reyes
jones could never

remember when jiri sneeded and coped after the first Chama fight? I do

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who wins?
jiri or ulberg

ffs how many times can they switch broadcasters and do new introductions

>>154192601
it's 4chin dying i couldn't post for like 3 months because of cookies or whatever and i randomly can today

Only one black shall remain standing.

Costa is shit but I am picking him due to homerotical reason, I'm ashamed to refrain from shuddering of thinking of admitting to being afraid to state.

>>154192628
so you're poor AND gay

>>154192632
he did the cazzie thing and picked the browner fighters

>>154192639
Poatan got weirdly defensive over the black magic accusations, there might be something to it

>>154192622
>>154192626
budo means the way of martial arts you fucking cazzies

>>154192632
He put predictions in today's makeup tutorial? Oh heck yeah!

come on rude boy randy brown can you get it up
come on rude boy randy brown is you big enough

This guy has some huge lips, even for a black guy.

>>154192659
Just playing on the radio at Pick n Save

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>>154192429
Jiri
Costa
Josh
Reyes
Cub

>>154192655
it was brown magic, that was what tripped him up and caused confusion

>>154192601
I think the new captcha filtered ~60% of the retards who posted here

holland championship run starts NOW

>>154192662
and? you wanna kiss em faggot?

Rude Boy vs Big Mouth

>>154192578
Half of /heem/ makes their picks homoerotically

two lanky bucks

retards picking randy brown
Kevin is gonna fuck this retard up

i was once a fan of tom holland. like, really rooting for him and feeling a bit dejected whenever he lost. but holland changed, man. i think all those embarrassing defeats in front of the world really did a thing for his psyche. that podcast with rampage? he was a total dickhead to jackson. tom lost the plot

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>This dude looking at a nigga's lips

this is actually a big fight for foundational black americans and african/caribbean tether communities

Having a cool sneaker collection is high IQ

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>>154192429
Jiri 'the Samurai'
Paulo (holo)Costa
Curtis Blaydes
Reyes
Cubby

Remember when Kevin Holland was a prospect

>>154192578
Lighter man's skill b

>>154192578
Personally, I picked him because I think he's going to lose. You have to take risks to get picks right

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Made the ride down from Coral mfin Springs! Heem is here! Schaub is STILL God!

Why dont any of these UFC fighters have private training sessions with Joe Rogan?

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>>154192429
Jiri
Azamat Waa Waa Wee Wa
Mr. USA Hokit
Johnny Walker
Schwanzen

Tomala Holland

kevin pooland

RUDEBOI ME FINNA GWAN BWAKKA BOMACLATTTT

sadly kevin only wins when the ufc allows it

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>>154192695
based heemer

I stopped following holland because every single post was him all sweaty and naked taking a shit. It was fucking nasty and I hope he gets his shit rocked tonight

wait wtf bruce buffer announced padilla as the winner why was it overturned to a draw?

>>154192695
im there too fnna see heem you if i see you

>>154192695
Based weemer

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>154192711
This. Changed my whole parlay

>>154192695
damn coral i didn't know you were ballin like that

>>154192711
Just for the bookies

Cory Chase is ten times the MILF Lisa Ann is.

>>154192708
uhhh wut

>>154192695
You just doxxed yourself retard gg

Buffer fighting for his job

ME WANNA ME BWALLAS BWAKKACKATTYBIMMBOOOOOOOO

Keep forgetting Kevin Holland and Bobby Green are two different people

>>154192727
yeah maybe on planet retard... on opposite day

>>154192728
He called it thoughts from the shitter or something. Just total trash nigger type behavior

>>154192727
If you said that in my presence I would slap your mouth.

>>154192708
I actually never followed him bc I'm not a black retarded house nigga, I'm afriad

>>154192695
just spotted you! watch your back big dawg i'm coming!

Why is Randy's lips so fucking big?

Which one is Holland?

rangy niggas

thank you dana
thank you perry
thank you masvidal
thank you feldman

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>>154192695
Schaubless

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I got weed and a Bluey gogurt

>>154192695
>>154192732
My girl Chrissy Blair will have a selfie with op in it

Holland is like Kelvin. Kind of an underachiever and could be great if they actually trained seriously

>>154192737
If it's opposite day on planet retard then I guess everyone is an intellectual that day, fucking moron.

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>>154192695
Remember it's on sight nigga

lmao mirrored fight

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Mir match

Why does this guy get to fight himself?

Fighting for their EBT card

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holland return to form imminent

>>154192754
stealing the kids welfare yogurt
absolute state

>>154192737
>retard planet on Opposite Day
Well I have some news for you

>>154192740
They can't create only imitate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ4Iao-a1I4

>>154192759
it would seem so, genius

Winner of this gets to work in the house

why did deez nigguhs skip leg day?

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>>154192764
HEEEEEM SELFY

Fighting for fried chicken and grape soda xD

>>154192770
Zoomers dont know

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>>154192429
Ulberg
Costa
Hokit
Reyes
Swanson

Lanklets always suck at fighting other lanklets because they never learn how to close distance

Anik calling DCs fake story

Holland is gonna die

>>154192766
Brown lvl up incoming

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Is there a reason why they don't clean the blood off the arena after each fight? There's a bunch of shit everywhere.

>brown
>is dark like the night
lol

thats a bursa

>>154192799
kino-ness

>>154192793
Yeah?

>>154192799
dumb weeb

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>>154192429
Jiri
Costa
Hokit
Walker
Nate

>>154192799
AIDS is no longer a danger.

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>MISSION CONTROL

>>154192799
They spray some antiseptic stuff on top of it after the fights.

>>154192799
the threat of contracting bloodborne diseases is a crucial motivator

His feet are hella white. Do you think hes wearing fake brown skin paint?

>>154192783
What a pretty mouth you got there boy

>trips
>loses
hehe

>>154192754
DUDE

>getting TKO'd by Kevin Holland
KWAB

>>154192835
Pretty sure he got clipped

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>>154192429
Jiri
Costa
Hokit
Walker
Swanson

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>>154192754

oh it's cbs. this is real tv! the masses are tuning in to see these warriors right here!

>>154192835
Roll

the new age male radio ad voice is gay as hell

I HATE PARAMOUNT SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL

SHOW THE CORNERS YOU FAGGOTS

YIKES
send holland to pfl NOW

>>154192826
Cringe file name kys

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>>154192829
>Anons have never seen a black man's feet
Anon, our palms and soles are light. The skin on my palm is genuinely the same color as my white friend's face.

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>>154192429
Jiri Prochazka
Azamat Murzakanov
Curtis Blaydes
Dominick Reyes
Cub Swanson

>every ad is jewbet #88787
society is cooked

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>listening to fight audio

>>154192853
>our
there's black anons on /heem/?

just me or is dc speaking extra ebonicky tonight?

>>154192867
You couldn't tell from the quality?

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>weeb is black
impossible!

>>154192853
height and weight please im doing a study, not a fed. You’ll say but that’s what a fed say, trust me, I’m just going to say you’re fat and black once you tell me your height and weight

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>>154192429
JIRI
Azamat
Blaydes
The Athlete
Nate

Why is Pico such a big favorite? He should be a favorite but he's -345 somehow

POLYMARKET, PLACE YOUR BETS NOW ON POLYMARKET GOY

>it's over
>that's a wrap
>it's tight
>adjusting it tighter
ok he'll be out in a second

>>154192871
It’s Miami baby that’s just how it be

>>154192853
>watches anime
>white friends
oreo ahh nigga

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>>154192429
Jiri
Muzakanov
Hokit
Reyes
Swanson

>>154192885
Have you not seen Pitbull fight in the UFC yet?

randy is a bum

OH ITS TIGHT
ITS OVER

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me every holland fight

ITS TIGHT

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>>154192895

damn, Brown tanked that choke

OHHH ITS TIGHT IN HERE DC OHH MAN ITS FEELING TOO TIGHT OH MY

>>154192903
but that's enough about arozarena

PFL Africa is still shit idgaf

>OOHHHH IT'S OVER
>not over

Brown has long legs, the better for buck breaking

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>>154192829
>>154192853
Here's my hand for example. I'm as dark as night and my palm and sole is pale. It varies depending on the person, but most follow this design.

I love a Kevin Holland fight, you never know how the script is going to go

OH HE TAPPED! OHH!!! HE'S TAPPING!! *escapes*

joe was so desperate for the sub, you just know hes aware of the meme of him saying ITS TIGHT only for the guy to escape

OHHHHH HE GOT OUT
KEVIN BETTER WATCH OUT

what do joe and dc even get paid for

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>>154192920

Really good fight so far

>>154192915
UFC Seattle mariners fucking suck

>"it's locked up"
>"it's over"
>guy slips out

Every time jej

>>154192920
wtf theres black people here?

these niggas gassy

Heem gassy

>>154192920
>flip flappers
based negro

Brown isn't gassed he just knows he lost the round and is coasting to the break

>>154192920
kek ma nigga whatchu doin
did you like flip flappers?

OHHH HIGH GUILLOTINE HERE !!!!!!

LETS GO HOLLAND

IT'S TIGHT (it's not tight)

get that man some recovery chicken

OHHHHHH IT'S TIGHT HE'S TAPPING I CAN FEEL THE TAP FROM HERE THERE'S NO CHANCE HE'S GETTING OUT OF THAT AND HE'S FREE

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only blacks vs blacks and whites vs whites are ever good fights, what's up with that

Randy 'I CAN BREATHE!' Brown

are there any sexy women in here?

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when did jewfc start getting so compromised by betting and fixing? it feels too obvious to ignore now

>>154192920
195-235 is my guess. 5’10”. That paper on your desk mentions a massage gun, did you join and get it?

really struggling to get interested in these fights, is it me? am I gay

>OHH ITS TIGHT ITS OVER *takes off headset and heads to the cage*

>>154192962
lol did you even see prochazkas last 2 fights? gtfo lol

>>154192853
they likely don't understand the logic of melanin, why the fuck would the body throw melanin into parts of the skin that never take any sunlight

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>>154192968
Oh yeah

>>154192306
https://x.com/DanScavino/status/2043123679190450447?s=20

>>154192920
What are your thoughts on George Floyd?

randy brown is terrible

does Jiri fight after this? I'm tired

>>154192977
Your nation has a champion in a few hours

>>154192987
based Trump, a true heemer

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>>154192987
oh yes

>>154192986
That's one smug dog.

THE HOLLAND SLAP MOTHAFUCKA

>>154192988
heard he was a saint

>>154192991
he's a kiwi unfortunately, I am cheering for Jiri anyway

i ate too much 'za, in danger of getting heemed into a nap

>>154192986
this girl boxes? look at the size of those knuckles

>>154192987
Based Zion Don

>>154192987
I AM AMERICAN BADASS

>>154192987
That’s right we see the White House layout tonight lmao

They need to mic up Holland when he fights