we're in here >>154206183

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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This is the thread

>>154206261
We are beating Citt at Etihad, 1-0 goal from Martinrlli at the 13rd minute
Cap this

I'm loving every second of this. We're 1 win away from the league and the media are helping us by suggesting City are guaranteed to win. These players love being underdogs for some reason.

>>154206261
>Arsenal player
>CL trophy
It's AI, isn't it?

All non arsenal fans can fuck off

>>154206261
Bait thread for when Sporting knocks us out

Honestly lads, what are our chances?

Cuck club

The kwabruple is ON

>>154206313
hope they do. the week off will help

>>154206343
meant for>>154206332

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its over. here comes the choke train, bang on time.

>>154206335
even if everything goes in city's favour they'll be level on points at best. you win games earlier in the season so you can afford a fatigue loss later in the season. city will get fatigued at some point too and maybe some injuries.

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>>154206371
holy cope

>eyes
red
>pants
brown
>hope
none

>>154206382
the numbers don't lie

Nice little influx of bots. Don't (you) them lads.

Mods need to just ban non Arsenal posters in here

>>154206405
They'll have fucked off back to their /lgbt/ generals in a few hours.

Should have boughted Tesco

>>154206371
Arsenal being in the CL will offset that. It's in their best interest to throw the game vs Sporting.

don't worry you homosexuals. you will win the league, but you'll all still be gay. so in the end, you lose the real game.

Look at these faggots cry. We're flooding your box like your shit team has done all season.

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b-but I shown them the lightbulb!

Just report them for spam/flooding and they'll be gone,

>>154206371
thanks, i'm going to place a bet on arsenal winning the league

I genuinely thought we were getting the quintuple crown this year but we'll still get the league (probably)

>>154206419
Just play the kids. Whatever happens happens.

It's been a fun season, regardless what happens. Bournemouth were always going to be hard to beat. The team will have learnt a lot from that performance. We're still on the up lads. Not as if city have been clinical this season.

>>154206499
>It's been a fun season
You were believable up till then anon

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>>154206499
stop shitposting.

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>>154206304
>I'm loving every second of this. We're 1 win away from the league and the media are helping us by suggesting City are guaranteed to win. These players love being underdogs for some reason.

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Predictions?

>>154206575
Except I'm right. Nobody is talking about the fact Arsenal are one week and one win away from the title.

>>154206589
Qucktuple Incoming.

>>154206589
D/L every game until West Ham, where >we smash them to save Spurs

>>154206151
no point doing this exercise because the fanbase would just say to raid PSG which is wildly unrealistic
but unironically raid sunderland, bournemouth, aston villa

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>>154206640
>Hincapie to City for 60m

He's worth maybe 10 pence.

>>154206589
win vs city and still lose the league somehow

>>154206640
Underrated how, even if trophies are won this season, Arteta's style of play is probably repulsive to players in the transfer market

>>154206405
This thread is going to be fucking LEGENDARY when you pull this off. The Greatest Escape From Any Victory, Ever.
JUST disguise yourselves as Central Uzbekistan Canoe Karate general for a bit. About 5 years should do it.

>>154206589
Genuinely can't see a single win here

Fully deserved if Man City go on to win the league, look how they were pressing on for more goals after taking the league. Compare that to spineless cuck Arteta barely managing to cling on to a win against Chelsea at home, even though they played the last 20 minutes with 10 men.

they're taking the piss
If players do not get motivated by this, nothing will motivate those shitters.

>>154206640
>forget Kvaratskhelia just buy Brobbey, Tavernier and Buendia
why are Arsenal fans like this?

>>154206704
We're gonna buy Mudryk and Garnacho for 60m each, trust in arteta, trust in the plan

Wilshere IN

Interesting to see chelsea open up against city when they parked the bus against us. I doubt city will play this open at home next week either.

>>154206767
It's almost like teams believe Arsenal don't have the attacking quality to break them down. I wonder where they get that idea

We're all outta quad
How about fuck all?

Even when rice is off form he's still way better than caicedo. Never wanna hear comparisons between them again

>>154206313
I'd rather post here than the hellhole known as /epl/

Arsenal injury update ahead of Sporting clash:

>Riccardo Calafiori – Major doubt (unspecified injury). Missed the Bournemouth game and remains a concern.
>Martin Odegaard – Minor doubt (knock). Sat out the weekend but was seen with the squad.
>Bukayo Saka – Major doubt (knock from international duty). Still recovering and unlikely to feature.
>Jurrien Timber – Minor doubt (groin issue). Yet to return since the international break.
another week of ben shite and poopimendi

if City obliterate Arsenal from orbit next week will it be a psychological nuclear bomb that Arsenal do not recover from

>>154207072
I think we have all come to terms with the defeat by this point.

>>154207072
the psychological nuclear bomb will happen already on wednesday when sporting win on pens

>>154207072
When was the last time city beat arsenal at home?

>>154207114
I just asked AI and apparently it was 6 years ago

>>154207114
2023

April is like this every year

>>154207155
Ages ago.

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>>154207129
>6 years ago
you probably believed in OP's CL trophy as well.

>>>/wsg/6127090

>>154207053
I want to see eze and odegaard starting next week

>>154206589
league games are LDDD
points level, city win the league on stats

>>154207263
Arteta’s path is a strange and difficult one.

>>154206589
D
L
L
D
W
W
W
By the time >we play West Ham, City will probably be ahead of >us, and the pressure will be off, which means >we'll start playing beautiful football again because the manager is an abject fucking coward.

"It" status, my lads?

>>154206371
Sunday game is worth 6 points, tho.
Shitty wins it, they win the league, simple as.

Main thing that Arteta fixed in the team is that we don't lose by 3+ goals anymore like we used to in the banter era.

Had enough and if you haven’t please @me with your address so I can knock your teeth out

O'rilley seems to be out with a hamstring injury so at least that's a bit of a help. Don't think ait nouri has been a good signing at all.

>>154207743
Carry on with this positive attitude I will smash your face in

>>154207758
There are definitely positive signs

Wish I was somehow involved in the club‘s decision making, would have sacked Arteta and helped >us win everything at least once in the last 2-3 years.

>>154207650
What is worse though? Being so bad you never stood a chance or giving you hopes just to take them away in the most painful way?

>>154208492
8-2 was the worst day of my life.

The strange thing about Arsenal is that despite bottling the past three or four leagues in a row, they have been in strong or solid 1st place for much of those seasons, which has made them appear like the overdog

Not an Arsenal fan, so sorry for chiming in
Normally, I have zero compassion with big Premier League clubs. They have it too good overall. Like, United can fuck off. But despite my general glee in seeing fuckups of different clubs than mine, I have always had a bit of a soft spot for Arsenal ... I hope they manage to do it. Stay strong, anons. I know what it's like to suffer, and in your case, I really see why this is tormenting

If any of you have a say in club matters, please allow >us to purchase Vieira for 12 million tops in return for this mental support I am giving. Thank you

>>154206589
>away kick off after CL

OOF

>>154213315
Early kick off*

>>154213287
It would be easier to cheer for them if they were playing good football like they used to back in the day, but they are playing the most atrocious form of rigid insipid dark arts hoofball you've ever seen. still they might actually do it and if they do, then nobody will remember any of this.

>>154213357
That is an issue I have as well. It genuinely hurts to see such a season trajectory take shape (again), it's like an inevitable car crash in slow motion. But the game approach aspect definitely makes it harder to feel compassion. My sympathy for the team and the manager is very limited in this regard, as a neutral. They play quite cowardly and unattractive football, and they're mentally shaky as well at that point. They could and should do better. But if that's so frustrating for me already despite not caring much about foreign leagues all in all, it must be hell for Arsenal fans
Best case scenario is the team somehow limps across the finish line and wins the league at least ... followed by adjustments

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Was invited to the game,
Great seat too..
I couldn't believe how poor we were.

>>154213687
Were you one of those who quit with 30 seconds left?

>>154213723
No,left at the final whistle.
Why?

>>154206589
you might beat burnley?

i don't think we'll get battered by city next week desu, we all know teta is going to grab a 0-0 draw, wet spam and palace are the biggest concerns

Arsenal will win both champions and premier, but then there will be no titles for the next ten years.

>>154213687
You better have booed at ft

Love how depressed this place gets at this time of year. Best whinge content on the Internet and I browse FB community pages to read old people's posts about their local council. Keep up the good work lads!

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The dreaded vote of confidence.

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>>154206589
Let's have one with actual local time. Arsenal should be winning most of their remaining league fixtures, with maybe 1 draw and another loss (probably to city). But of course it's Arsenal.

Gyokeres is the problem, not Arteta’s system apparently
Gyokeres this season :

18 Shots

12 Goals

66.7% Conversion rate

128 touches

Works out to 2 goals per 3 shots

Erling Haaland (top scorer)

49 shots

22 goals

44.9% conversion rate

1 goal every 2.23 shots

Depression

>>154213287
Thanks anon. Had fucking insomnia last night over this shit but I have to tell myself it's only sportsball at the end of the day. Know how Liverpool fans felt now after Citeh kept managing to pin them at the end.

>>154206589
D D W L W W

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>replacing one cone placer with another (rat cunt)

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>expecting this to do us a favour

>>154215696
Yeah I had this discussion in epl, they're too retarded to understand. Gyokeres is played in a role that doesn't suit him. Deep lying forward who is also responsible for the wings at times. It's massive workload and often unsupported. Often he isn't even meant to be attack, he's just there to hold up the ball and waste time because he never really has support. It's disgraceful really. He proves that he can be a great poacher and get good goals. But le epic system wastes all of his potential.

Arteta is wasting the players he's got. His system is fucking stupid.

>>154215379
>>154216014
which one do i believe?
(i know it's the former but i still maintain some copium that the latter might be true)

>is yours AI
God I love how jokes this team is

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>>154216236
This is arsenal so you know for a fact they're backing the cone placer

>>154216144
>Gyokeres is played in a role that doesn't suit him
Yeah, starting striker for a Premier League club

>>154206589
L (0-1 2-4 Pens)
L (5-0)
L (1-2)
L (0-2)
L (3-2)
L (0-1)
L (2-1)

>>154206589
Arsenal 1 - 1 Sporting
City 0 - 0 Arsenal
Arsenal 2 - 1 Newcastle
Arsenal 1 - 0 Fullham
Arsenal 2 - 0 West Hm
Arsenal 1 - 1 Burnley
CP 3 - 1 Arsenal

Late giga choke. Whether it's enough to win the league who knows.

Arteta is playing the long game. He's giving Pep a final title win so he fucks off an retires. Then Arsenal will be able to finally win the league 3 times in a row. Arteta is an abject genius and you're all looking at it from a 2D perspect whilst he's a 5D quantum computer.

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>>154216050
>from 9 pts to relying on other team favours

>>154208596
At some point during 8-2 I just threw my hands up in the air and entered a zen like state of acceptance. There were many more stinging defeats for me. The Champion's League final, Game 50, Villa Park, Anfield 07/08. Not much in the banter years because it was hard to take our chances of success seriously and I'd already moved away by late Wenger. Shit, even recent games like the 3-3 with Southampton I think have bothered me more.

>>154216593
Have you ever been to a game? Pretty sure they did a pre season in HK at least once.

>>154216593
anfield 13/14 for me, skrtel scoring a brace within the first 10 minutes left me wondered whether i was dreaming or not, still wasn't as bad as the whole 10/11 season though, imo that was the last season before we entered our banter era

The europa league final was probably the worst I had ever seen. Abysmal performance whilst the club was in turmoil. Team was absolutely shocking. They really needed that win and the manner they lost was confirmation the team is absolutely fucked and needs an enormous overhaul, new manager and questions about the board.

>>154216606
Used to go to games fairly regularly back in the day, yeah. Never went to Highbury, even though I had a few chances, because as a kid it didn't seem like a huge deal or that the stadium was going everywhere. Went to the HK game last summer. Even then in pre-season I came away thinking, "Hmm, we played kind of shit."

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Bournemouth played better in January aswell like they usually do agaist >us but then Ødegaard played which allowed Rice to shine
Havertz desperately needs to be shipped off, he can't pass or shoot or be intelligent

>>154216675
Kai was so fucking bad that game. Pretty much everyone was but Kai especially was having a bad game. Passes like this being completely misplaced, losing pretty much all duels, even aeriel duels which you'd think he'd at least he not shit at just because of his height, his controlling, there was a moment when Raya went long, it got to Madueke? I think who passed it a few yards back to Kai who was under negative pressure, like 0 pressure, and Kai handballs it somehow. If he controlled the ball and just made a quick pass forward, Madueke would have been through. Not that it would have ended up in a goal, because lol, but still. It was so fucking bad.

>>154216552
>City 0 - 0 Arsenal
Would be a miracle and a surprise, but I'll take it.

>>154206589
Idk what the results will be but what i do know however is that I shan't be watching any of them games live

>>154216675
>>154216693
Funny havent seen that kaiguy posting faggot in here in a while

>>154216699
I feel it. It'll be 3-0 or 0-0, zero chance arsenal win. If one thing is true with arsenal of late is they can bounce back after a shitty performance instead of just crumbling away. But a complete collapse really would not surprise me.

>>154216618
this one was especially hilarious because Arsenal were top of the league and thought they were a serious team despite having cunts like Sharteta plodding around the midfield and a washed Mertesacker + Koscielny at the back

>>154216781
>If one thing is true with arsenal of late is they can bounce back after a shitty performance instead of just crumbling away
I feel like that was true earlier in the season but not in 2026 and especially not since the League Cup. People kept trying to downplay it but that game was so fucking important.

>>154216831
It's definitely waning and this next game against City will be the tell all. CL teams suddenly turn up. Best football I've seen from them for a while was against Beyer in the second leg. It was attacking, entertaining football with an air of composure. Never felt in doubt. Everyone put in a shift. I would wager we play well against Sporting and then most probably crumble against city. That would be blatant proof the clubs issue is mentality not ability. Which we already know but it'd be damning evidence of that. Then of course a valiant loss in the semi's to prove the team is not good enough for a CL win.

>>154216928
>Best football I've seen from them for a while was against Beyer in the second leg
Agreed. That was the first game in a long time where >we actually looked comfortable. The last Everton game was okay as well but it also seemed like >we were just chucking shit on to the wall and seeing what sticks. Still took a 16 year old to salvage it in the end. So I'd say the Leverkusen second leg was the last "good" game.

>>154216928
>I would wager we play well against Sporting and then most probably crumble against city. That would be blatant proof the clubs issue is mentality not ability.

Sporting aren't very good anon

>>154206261
KEKKKKKKKKKKK

>>154206371
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>154217018
I think they played some nice football honestly and they had a great record at home. Their counter attacks were good. Defending was also good. They just didn't have the quality to make it count. They are of course no where near City or even Bournemouth but they're definitely mid table side, maybe 14th or so in the Prem if I were to estimate. Considering we can't play well against Bournemouth, or Southampton at that, then a good performance would be a plus. But mentality shows it'll be followed by a shitter against city. And it'll be a fucking horrendous experience for the players and the fans because it'll be 90 minutes of being relentlessly hounded and humiliated.

I still believe, it's coming home.

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>>154208596
8-2 is the reason why we're stuck with Arteta, why couldn't we just get hammered normally like 4-1...

have we ever seen a quadbottle its historic

Goonerbros, I think we’re going to choke to sporting and I’m going to choke on cock

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>>154206261
arsenal next week

I have transcended the anger and disappointment, shan’t be watching any more games until Arteta gets the BOOT

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This guy should hang around the Emirates, he’d be rich!

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AFTV stocks have rocketed, heaps of views, loads of videos.

>>154217100
dunno...why can't you share your football opinions without attaching tranime cartoons to your posts?

I don't understand why so many people are upset about the league. We said after the Everton win that Man City must drop more points for us to win the title (many here agreed). They haven't yet.

That we would drop points was obvious. Bournemouth, Man City and Newcastle are difficult matches. The rest we should win. Will that be enough to win? It all depends on what Man City decides to do.

>>154217527
revisionist cope

>>154217527
>I don’t understand why all of the Arsenal fans are upset about them bottling the league when they had a 10 pt gap
You’re retarded bro ngl

>>154217527
There's a reason why everyone calls you autistic

>>154217527
Actual deserving champions do not need to rely on the results of others if the title is in their own hands down the closing stretch.

Anyone else annoyed watching current Xhaka playing like prime Xavi? This guy is showing more heart at Sunderland and Leverkusen than all his Arsenal years combined...No more silly reds, bossing the midfield, a leader amongst men, the kind you want in a title charge, but of course when we had him, complete bozo

>>154217726
>Leader among men
Lmao retard

>>154217726
That happens a lot with arsenal players. Further evidence the backroom staff, culture in the club and ultimately the board are toxic.

>>154217777
You dont know ball

>>154217726
It’s easier to look good in a shit squad. Not really a mystery.

>>154217819
Post hand

Arteta goes and >we win the league first try.

>>154217867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ-lxKDngUE

>>154217861
>>154217861
So Arsenal had a good squad when he was there?

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>>154217527
You're correct that people shouldn't be upset but the reason is that it was clear we wouldn't win the league even before the season started. Expecting any trophies is a mistake to begin with when we've already witnessed so many disappointments time and time again.

ARTETA OUT
GET HIM OUT
LEGO REMOVAL

A good /mug/ is needed tonight

>>154218038
nah they will win 3-0
gambling protip: fernandes to beat the assist record this season

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>>154217527
Using the word "should" when it comes to this team should be a jailable offense. You shouldn't be allowed to vote if you think this team has wins locked in. At best, >we play for draws, we play not to lose.

How many of zubemenshit's mistakes have led to goal this season? I have lost count. What a downgrade from rapey

>>154218038
feels like ages since they last played holy shit

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:)

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>hehehe I will go to le arsenal thread to troll le salty posters
>le troll face

>>154217932
Better than Sunderland and Leverkeusen, yes.

>>154218155
20th of March. Against Bournemouth. Which was also the last time Bournemouth had played until the 11th of April. It kinda sucks that some teams get almost three weeks of rest between matches but no one to blame but >ourselves for the truly criminal management of minutes. For the nth season in a row.

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>>154218247

>>154218258
So Xhaka plays worse when surrounded by good players...Isn't that literally my point buddy?

All due respect, and I love our american gooners, but amerifats cannot talk about football in the presence of europeans. You shall instead sit quietly and listen to us.

/sp/ee tourist here
would you rather have
>arse win CL and PL, spurs stay up
>arse 2nd in PL and CL, spurs go down
??

>>154218799
In this scenario are they going down and then coming right back up?

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>>154218780
Shatap m8

>>154218833
couldnt say lad

>>154218874
Okay fuck off then mate with your retarded nonsense.

>>154218799
Only a complete loser (or retard) would rather Sp*ds go down than win two massively coveted trophies. Even if trophies were off the table and you asked if I'd rather lose to West Ham if it meant Sp*ds go down, I'd say no. That's such such a loser mentality.

>Leeds 2 - 0 up

Confirmed tottenshart relegation lmao

Looks like /mug/ is back on the menu.

>>154218643
Not sure it was or why you’re asking me what your point was, champ. My point stands tho and you’ve accepted it: Xhaka is a shitter and only looks like a good player because he’s surrounded by worse shitters.

>>154220301
Xhaka used to put more effort in than every current Arsenal player aside from Rice.

>>154206589
1-1
4-0
0-1
1-2
2-0(semi-fnal against Atletico)
1-0
1-1(semi-final against Atletico)
3-0
1-3
6-0(spanked by PSG in the ucl final as a cherry on top of the pathetic season, bottling of the century)

I've been watching footy for 28 odd years and that clip of Arsenal training with AI tiktok slop playing in the background is the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen

>>154220678
>6-0(spanked by PSG in the ucl final as a cherry on top of the pathetic season, bottling of the century)
Would be kino honestly

>>154219107
Yeah, but on the other hand it's spuds getting relegated so....

>>154221298
Loser

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Brehs...

>>154224898
Am I too old to understand the appeal of fucking VTubers or are zoomers just retarded, especially online ?

>>154224898
This is so fucking gay regardless if it's for japanese audience or not

I would have taken arsenal finishing 14th if it meant the spuds got relegated.

>>154224948
Its basically cocomelon for incels

>>154219107
Very irish mentality, you aren’t local so of course you wouldn’t understand the rivalry

[James Benge] No sign of Declan Rice at Arsenal’s open training session. Injured quartet of Odegaard, Saka, Timber and Calafiori still missing.

>>154218833
Of course they're coming right back up. Solanke will score 50 goals in the Championship

>>154225234
Please stop, am tired of losing.
This can't keep happening.

>>154225234
Good.

>>154225234
What is the point of odeshaart?

>>154225335
Overthebaard is crucially important to Sharteta's system because he acts as the 3rd DM, collecting the ball from the GK and back 4 when Rice and Poobimendi are unavailable to do so. Then he moves it out wide to Arsenal's danger men Bukrappo Sucka and Leonardo Drossard who kick the ball off the fullback's shins to win a corner.

>>154225335
Punching bag.

Gonna lose or draw every game until mid May.

>>154225614
Good. Burn it all down to the ground

>>154224898
Never underestimate the Holo buff
Dodgers has a goddamn dynasty because of that

IRAOLA IN

Ben Shite and Poois Smelly have destroyed our season. Need to offload these retards in the summer.

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>>154213287
>using the H-bomb
Yeah...

>>154218799
Who the heck cares about Spuds, lmao.

>>154224948
Yes and yes.

>>154225335
There's a heuristic you can apply when it comes to Nordic players
>trust a finn, and you'll never win
>trust a swede, and you'll succeed
>trust a dane, and you'll feel the pain
>trust a norwegian, and you’ll be doomed to only pass sideways and watch your title slip away again

The number of times I've heard that fake "1 win in April" stat parroted in the past few days with nobody questioning it is shocking

>>154225936
What’s that?

>arteta:I Am on PURE FIRE
What did he mean by this?

>>154225977
There's a fake stat going around on football Youtube that Arteta has only won one game in April since 2021. I've seen it being raised on a load of channels. Everybody, Arsenal fans included, are like "that's mad", "that's a disgrace" and it's not even remotely true lmao

>>154226003
probably the diabolical HEARTBURN I get from watching Arsenal.

>>154226003
drugs

>tfw watching Germany vs Austria women’s edition is more entertaining than watching Arsenal lose the league, again.
ARTEEEEETAAAAAA OUUUUUUUT
also wtf is up with the slow ass captchas?

Tell you what this club is about to lose 2-0 at home to sporting club de diarrhoea

>>154207743
Just lost to a championship team bruv...They could put out their C team and it still wouldn't be good news. Our style of play this season has been atrocious

>>154207463
Odegaard will start looking like prime Iniesta too, like he does at every end of season game run, just turns it on and looks amazing, then everyone becomes deluded into thinking he's irreplaceable and dreaming about next season.

>>154226141
>only 2-0
thanks Arteta

Hope >we at least get a satisfying hate watch today and Barca loses.

not looking good arsesisters... it's all slowly falling apart

>Atletico already choking
It's like they're Spain's Arsenal...I see people say they'd rather face Barca, to which I say you're morons, this team would eat us alive.

Atletico choke more than us.

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From the Kroenke's point of view, just looking at their investment they'd be very happy with Arteta. Revenue's up, commercials are up, Champions League qualification for 3 seasons running, challenging for league titles, all meaning the 'asset' continues to grow in value.

For that reason, while a lot of the fans might think it might be time for change, i doubt the owners are thinking that, in fact i think he'll probably sign an extension in the summer for another cycle.

>>154226999
Arteta can stay another season if they sell the deadweight (Havertz, Martinelli, Trossard, White, Jesus etc.) and spend 200m on a world class winger, RB and a number 8

>>154226003
>talking bollocks as usual
He’s a fucking nobhead
Get this cunt OUT OF MY CLUB
ITS OVER

Very soft Liverpoo penalty.

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>>154226999
>999
If he gets contract extension I’m calling the police

thoughts on atletico madrid matchup

>>154227412
Sporting might have a chance

>farcelona

gyokeres legacy game tomorrow

How would Arsenal fans feel about bottling the league in historic fashion but winning the Champions League? The path to the final seems clearer than ever right now.

that’s fine I didn’t want to go to camp nou anyway

>>154226999
i think theres a possibility of mik stepping down if this season goes to shit completely. voluntarily or mutual agreement or wherever.

Crazy we are making the CL finals now

This Atletico side will crumble to set pieces and harambe ball

Barca fell right into their trap TWICE, ain't no way we lose to them

Now it will be either Bayern or PSG in the final, idk which team I would take, PSG seem crazy good and Bayern we already beat them but on neutral ground is another story

>>154227766
We will be eliminated by sporting upon the morrow

>>154227909
>Crazy we are making the CL finals now
Need to get passed sporting first

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kek

in the final against psg, would you take a 4-0 battering or a pity 2-0 where we couldn't even touch the ball for 70+ minutes?

Club are increasing Red and Silver membership prices for next season

Fabregas is our only realistic option if Sharteta leaves, Enrique has no interest in leaving PSG.

>>154227766
>How would Arsenal fans feel about bottling the league in historic fashion but winning the Champions League?
Either trophy will be massive for Arsenal given they haven't won the league for over 20 years, and have never won the CL. I'll take it.

>>154206281
Bottlers

anyone else feel the strange urge to become a sporting supporter?

>>154230274
>>154230482
no

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>>154230274
I think it's time.

is this real?

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>>154230274
>

always knew cesc was based

>Only one Premier League midfielder (Szoboszlai) has played more minutes in all comps than Martin Zubimendi. The Spaniard is exhausted and his performance levels have plummeted. Arteta's refusal to use Christian Norgaard points to a failure of recruitment.
sharteta..........

>>154230274
I'd take him simply because I don't want the same thing to happen again, like he manages Chelsea and wins them the league.

>>154230673
Zubimendi is not suited to English football.

>>154230673
>le bullshit stat to feed muh agenda

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>>154230713
funny guy

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>Arteta was asked if Arsenal have been overcautious in attack recently and says he has discovered THREE key areas to improve: “There are moments that we have to speed up the game and be more efficient in the next action, and we haven't, that's for certain.
>“There are three areas that are very well identified, especially when we play at home. What we need to do to create fire in the stadium is nearly so easy to understand, and hopefully tomorrow we're going to see that…
>“And I'm not going to tell you those three areas!”
>Reporter: “I was going to say, what other three areas?
>“We will see them tomorrow.”
Elite waffler desu.

I am scared bros

>>154230735
>“There are moments that we have to speed up the game and be more efficient in the next action, and we haven't, that's for certain.
For all the useless fucking nonsense he spouts, at least this part is true. The amount of times >we slow down any and all attacking intent is truly comical. Raya is literally, fucking literally, the only player interested in moving the ball forwards in a timely fashion. Everyone else would rather pass backwards, wait 10 seconds so all of the other team can calmly jog back into position, or stay glued to the the touchlines so the other team can again just set up defensively without any fucking bother whatsoever.

>>154226038
Misinformation and a lack of fact checking is at an all time high sadly.

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just get arteta out and bring cesc fabregas home, it is time.

>>154231011
he will go to chelsea and win the league for them

>>154231057
no i will make sure that doesn't happen.

Have a feeling the collapse continues with a 2-0 loss to Sporting or a 1-0 loss with a loss on penalties.

>>154231095
lol Sporting lost 3-0 to those Norwegian shitters

no way >we lose this one

>>154231095
Then losing to city to top it all of...the arsenal way

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Lads I'm feeling nerves today what if Sporting actually win today? I'm genuinely shitting myself

>>154231248
Raya turns into a hero again on penalties

It's gonna be a draw, I can feel it.

Should we pass sporting, atletico is going to be a nightmare match up. It’s their first semi final in 10 years or something, they love haram ball and have physical monsters in their team. It’ll be an all out war we will crumble to the pressure of the metropolitano I feel. They are fanatical.

Temporary arsenal thread

>>154231521
Don’t worry we’re going out tonight

>>154231133
but Manchester City lost 3-0 to those Norwegian shitters and you lost to them

>>154230735
>Farteta discovers non-static ways to score
Tactical genius only took him til mid April

Lads why are we so shit during April?

>>154224898
Gwarn Vivi, hopeium rising

>>154231521
Mate, literally every single fucking match against any club would be a nightmare match these days. >We made fucking Mansfield look good.

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65% lads.

>>154231824
There’s a reason this graph is from January

>>154231521
I just hope Timber will be back because Lookman is going to cook Benny Blanco

>>154231834
The reason being: it was made in January.

I think we have a chance against city in all honesty. I've seen promising signs.

>>154231839
So how is this relevant now, głupek?

In all honesty, it wouldn't come as a surprise at all, if we failed to go through tonight. In b4 >doomposting, it just doesn't feel guaranteed at all.

what to do lads, watch the game tonight and be assmad cause >we go out or don’t watch the game and be assmad cause we >go out ?

>>154231918
>watching arteta games

>>154231918
I'm going to play football

>>154231824
>>154231834
Looking on the Opta website it's still not that different - 34% Arsenal winning the trophy and 27% for Bayern. Though Opta gave Arsenal a 72% chance of winning against Bournemouth, so.

>>154231918
>what to do lads, watch the game tonight
kek, no I'll have Flashscore open in a window and seethe quietly to myself.

I’m going to bed at 8.40 Im not going through this I’m gonna end up drinking and then drink driving to the offie later on to cope.
The fucking state of this team

>>154231918
For me it's: put the game on, stretch out on the sofa and calmly doze off in just minutes.

>>154231918
Watch the Bayern game and have >our game in the background or an a second screen. Just like any sane person.

>>154231930
>>154231941
>>154231957
promised myself I won’t watch another game after the last debacle but I know I’m weak :<

>>154231824
I’m starting to believe that there’s a worldwide conspiracy to make Arsenal seem as overrated as possible only to laugh harder when they lose, even though they weren’t good enough for those expectations to begin with.

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tonight, we will remind them.

Honestly, I don't care about Sporting.
The only thing I know is that this sunday we are about to witness the vilest antifootball known to man hoping for a 0-0. Worst thing is that eventually they'll crack the defense and >we'll lose anyway while Arteta looks completely lost, looking for a 16 year old to save him.

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>>154231521
>arteta ball vs simeone ball
its gonna be the worst game of all time.

>>154232161
It was a great game last time few months ago

>[afcstuff] Jurrien Timber, Riccardo Calafiori, Martin Ødegaard & Bukayo Saka were NOT spotted with the Arsenal squad on their pre-match walk this afternoon.

give Saka and Timber another season but SELL the fucking rest

>>154231918
My plan is to take this cock drunk zoomette I met on hinge to dinner, the movies then back at my place. Shan't bother watching arsenal anymore as long as the cone placer is manager

>>154232214
Still don't know what the fuck they were expecting from Calafiori. Those couple of months at the start of the season when he was fit was excellent but there was no fucking chance in hell we were going to get that consistently with an injury record as bad as his before he even fucking set foot in England. Such a dumb signing. Especially in a position that's been so fucking awful for injuries as well.

>>154232249
sorry lads but i just dont rate hincapie

>>154232249
4-0 lineup

>>154232249
>still running martinelli with gyokeres

>Rice and Zubimendi
>Yet again
lol
Also idk if anyone else is having issues but it's taking me ages to actually post for some reason. Been trying to post the lineups since it came out lol.

>>154232267
Captcha is fucked for almost 24 hours. Like intentionally someone is trying to kill this site by slowing down posting.

>>154232257
You’re wrong for that, this is much better than having to pretend Ben white can still play football

The tears ITT after tonight's bottle will be delicious.

>>154232274
i hope they succeed.

>>154232287
mate its sporting lisbon at home. theyre fucking wolves tier its gonna be 5-0 unironically

>>154232274
The captcha loads instantly for me but the actual post itself takes a minute minimum, usually 2-3 mins, but for the lineups it wasn't posting even after like 7 minutes. Wonder if something big is happening or if it's just coincidence.

>>154232302
same

Martinelli and Gyökeres DOESNT FUCKING WORK ARTETA, SAME WITH RICE AND DEAD ZUBI FFS WHY ARE YOU INSISTING ON THAT SHIIIIIIT WHYYYYY

>playing a full strength team in a fixture we're already winning and also a fixture which doesn't matter

>>154232297
Mate at least make the false flagging a little bit subtle. Put some effort in ffs

>>154230274
id rater have wilshere, fabregay is chelshits rentboy now. life is an rpg, this is one of those choices you make

During the spurs game I knew we weren't good enough to win the league. I put a bet on after that city win the league when odds were still pretty good. Watch the cash out drop to rock bottom. Now it's almost equal to the bet. After the city game it'll be 3/4 of the way. It's my only solace in the situation we're in. At least I get a nice little payout for the world cup.

Also bet on arsenal to win the CL which I'll cash tonight after they beat sporting. Come out a little higher than the initial bet. The PSG to win bet will be a nice payout, almost 5x.

Didn't ask.

>>154232249
>Zumenshit and declan shite midfield...again
>Sucka and timber nowhere to be seen
Cooked beyond belief

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>>154232355

>>154232327
Sporting are Bournemouth Palace level for arsenal. But comparing teams from Europe is hard. Stick sporting in the prem for a season and they get fucked up because the physicality and intensity. They play good football and on their day they probably beat majority of prem sides but they couldn't play like that over 38 games. That's why eurofags shit on the prem. The demands are much different. Having 11 Spanish playmakers makes their football fun and unpredictable but put that side in the prem and they die. Like Zubimendi.

>>154232316
>>154232302
Phonefagging seems to work tho

Even though Arse are in terrible form Sporting simply doesn't have what it takes to capitalize on it. Having to rely on the likes of Trincão and Suárez to score important goals? Yeah they're cooked.

>>154232326
It’s just so that, after the City game, we’re only getting laughed at for a "triple bottle" instead of a "quadruple".