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Welcome to the Ulberg era.
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yay now we have to listen to a bunch of people pretend they were fans of ulberg the whole time now that he has a noteworthy win
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Why couldn't Ulberg do this?
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>>154210136
preparation, story of the fight etc...
I'm sure if tysoy had actually prepared and tried hard he would have knocked out ngubu (though not as fast as joshua), or do you believe that jake paul has a better chin than ngubu because he lasted 4 more rounds?
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>kumshot is already vacating
grim
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>>154210136
The guy the box poofter is shilling was heemed many times in the past, the fact that fury snoozed a decision against him tells you everything you need to know, the dude in the bottom row is who fury and usyk are currently ducking apparently
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>The HW banger was a 10/10 slobberknocker
Hokit has the fights Strickland should have but doesn't
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common joey trvke
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You'll be old one day and you'll tell yourself ''i was there for the Ulberg era that day he flatlined that ughh whatever his name was''
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>>154210881
>he pointed to the center
This happened then Ulberg clipped him for it and made him back down
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Germans are undefeated against rizin bums
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>>154210909
Jiri browns are embarrassing
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Pedantic twat
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Take me in your cruel arms
Take me down home
And I will say
"Come into me, Lord, come in now
Come on in, come in now
Praise the Lord! Praise God!"
Come into my heart, sweet Lord, come into my heart
I am open, I am torn apart
And I am naked and I am impure
I am sexless, I am foul
I am ignorant, I am hateful
Forgive me, Lord, forgive me, Lord
Come in, come on in
Praise God, praise the Lord
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me vs costa haters
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i rewatched hokit and now im rewatching costa
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>>154210881
On the rewatch I can't find a moment where Jiri took it easy. He was still throwing leg kicks and only didn't spam them even more because it would be predictable and he'd get countered with a punch, which eventually happened.
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Look who I met ladies
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2 months until we enter the Gaethje era
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>>154209808
kek I didn't realize he tapped after falling and rolling around on the floor
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>>154209808
Oh my days.
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They linked up! The REAL guru got Tom to sell his house, become a renter and paid him on the spott to quit his job to become an influencer full time. Classic Squibb. This is big.
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I don’t think Jiri was either showboating or showing mercy. I think, being as autistic as he is, he simply got completely thrown off by the freak injury and got conflicted/hesitant as to what to do. Since his focus and will to win are his best traits, the moment he gets distracted and loses that, he becomes incredibly easy to beat, as we saw. He was doing decent at seeing/evading the check hook until the end.
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OHHHHHHH
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Ulberg suffered massive ACL tear and will be out a year. Considering they stripped Jiri and Jamahal, we'll see Ulberg stripped if Khamzat beats Strickland and they will make Khamzat vs Costa for the LHW title. My apologies magomed.
It will also be Khamzat's last fight, win or lose. The script is set.
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Wish Ali would hire some Russian writer or something to write the brazzas tweets. He ruins the brazza's mystique and individual character traits when he makes them all tweet like rabid drunk women.
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Nah they wouldn't let Khamzat move up, they would protect him from himself. They wouldn't even let Pereira move up to Heavyweight when he could have been the one to fight Aspinall instead of Gane in the first place.
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No, they tell you the plan and give you the opportunity to relinquish and look good before they strip you. Jiri said they flew to him to discuss things. Same with Jamahal hill lol. Similar to how they gave DC the heads up they were moving on with LHW and they gave him the opportunity to relinquish. It's like giving someone the opportunity to resign when they're getting let go.
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>>154213576
Ah, yes...
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Heeminder that if your opponents gameplan is to hit you with his shins he's crazy and the last thing you want to do is make him kick you harder. You want kickers throwing weak kicks because it hurts them too when theyre not bloodthirsty. When theyre bloodthirsty that pain goes away and the leg becomes a greatsword
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>leans in to kiss (you)
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>>154213993
You're an obese black man with bitch tits who simps for wmma fighters @ing them on x all day long about your failed weight loss journey and photoshopping their heads to enlarged proportions all day long
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Gable Steveson has adopted the new nickname based on his tattoos.
Gable ''The Humble Beast" Steveson. A humble man, but if you want to show disrespect, you're gonna bring out the beast...
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Just two guys who are deffinetly not upset btw
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O’Malley vs Andre was a much bigger blunder. Erceg is a good shout. Fiziev stared at Ruffy and didn’t do anything. There have also been plenty of fighters who grapple when they are winning the striking, only to lose.
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Fake one. Jiri always fights that way.
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>>154208996
Why the fuck is Dana so hellbent on humiliating the USA in the "Freedom" card?
>Garcia slimed out by Lopes
>Chandler slimed out by Ruffy
>Gaethje murdered live by Topuria
>Trump's favorite fighter possibly getting pieced up and heemed by Hokit
>If O'Malley somehow loses to the canadian the US won't win a single fight of the main card
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JIRI PROCHAZKA was VERY CLOSE!!! Just needed TWO MORE MINUTES and he would be CHAMPION so close, incredible fight.
Tough loss, but he can LEARN from this and come back even STRONGER.
ULBERG , very talented, VERY STRONG, will be a GREAT champion. People are saying it!!!
BIG things ahead!!!
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I fear Topuria stands no chance
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imagine if ameribeasts actually cared about mma...
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we cannot follow them
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>>154214982
Based
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hokit is an example of the lack of HW talent due to mma being a HW athletes last pick of sport to train
dude is a D1 wrestler, D1 football, and former NFL, started training ufc last week and plowed through the HW roster in 3 fights
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you dont know any better
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>>154215256
you must be some buzz at parties mate
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>Unemployed Paki has entered the thread
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Schaub killed k-1, Ulberg humiliated rizin
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>according to you
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Hokit is 100% going to heem Lewis. Derrick has been on a bit of a bum streak and he's never had good cardio. Hokit is going to push the pace and Lewis is going to end up crumbling probably late in the second round.
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bros my ring is stuck on my index finger and soap/water isn't working, it's starting to swell.how to get it off quickly before my finger is permaheemed?
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Geronimo's Cadillac
It's tossing, oh, in your head
It's tossing and turning
It's burning, it makes you mad
Geronimo's Cadillac
Oh, baby, I'll hold you back
It's tossing and turning
It's burning, it makes you sad
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In every voice, I hear you speak
Waitin' by the telephone
I close my eyes, I just can't sleep
Roll and tumble all night long
All night long, oh oh
Where you gone? Oh yeah
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>>154215782
>t.
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lul
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>>154215864
Bapa...
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NFL? He’s downright schaubian
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>>154215895
you seem upset
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My training camp would be rediscovering the old ways. The ways of the ancient ones. The ones who first divined these martial arts. Just me, a “handful” of guys, and some mats in a chinese looking building, figuring out the secrets of our bodies.
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All roads lead to Schaub
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The tragedy of Bapa : A Schaub anthology
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and thus begin the zesty champ era, when payton talmbout and michael miles morales win their respective weight belt the zestrinity will be complete.
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>>154216339
Looks less gay than the real picture
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Congrats
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>>154216211
Chills
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Dear oh dear! The GOAT has found his new bacha bazi it appears sadly!
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Jones tried to warn people but it fell on deaf ears
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Pigri Prolapeska
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>>154216768
While jiri was reading musashi, Ulberg was reading ted's manifesto
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So glad the redditri prolapsedka era ended before it even began.
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The UFC is dying:
GSP's knees are gone and he's retired.
Anderson may not return, he's like 40 and he probably will be asked to never kick again with that leg.
Aldo was never a big draw, and now he has a cervical spine injury.
Pettis has injury problems.
Hendricks doesn't seem to be a big draw, despite WW being a good division to watch these days.
Chris Weidman needs more wins, could be a good draw in the future.
TJ Grant needs more wins, not sure if he's a big draw.
Nobody cares about Mighty Mouse.
Ronda has no competition.
Jones is pretty much their only big draw, and I doubt he's in GSP numbers territory.
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I hate Jiri for being a pussy. You know what rumble would’ve done? Starched ulberg and then apologized like anyone else’s capable of winning a fight against an injured opponent would do. What’s Jiri do? Fucking Andersons himself tossing that chin out there
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If Jiri wouldn’t have gone to automatic cope in the cage post fight interview maybe he could’ve salvaged it. He chose to cope on the spot. The fact is, Jiri would’ve finished if he could’ve, he is mentally weak, and didn’t. Ulberg even when hurt wasn’t going to throttle back, and caught a sleeping Jiri. Doesn’t underestimate your opponent next time, see you at the apex
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*12 fight win streak
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think again pal
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UFC is dying
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The UFC is dying:
Royce gracie's knees are gone and he's retired.
Huges may not return, he's like 40 and he probably will be asked to never kick again after the train hit him
Couture was never a big draw, and now he jerked off in front of a camera
Penn has injury problems.
Sylvia doesn't seem to be a big draw
Silva needs more wins, could be a good draw in the future.
Chuck liddell needs more wins, not sure if he's a big draw.
Nobody cares about Rich franklin.
Ronda has no competition.
Jones is pretty much their only big draw, and I doubt he's in GSP numbers territory.
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>forgot to edit out ronda
s'tawlf
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for me? its the female anus
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Colby is a lesson that being an ass kissing bitch never pays in the long run, Lewis?? never once kissed any ass and in fact moons the audience after a fight
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You might be right about that
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It's about some guy called danny sabattello apparently snoozing decisions
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>Both pitbull brothers lost
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>tfw in the kitchen when bruce buffer comes on
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Haha
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Movsar taught him well
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Bless Schaub
Bless the German thread
Bless Schaub senior
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s'awlrit b, i'll leenk it for you