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Welcome to the Ulberg era.

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JiRoevWade sadly

>>154203276
i think you saved the thumbnail b

>>154203284
This post made my pathetically small disgusting pigclitty squirt losergoo

If you picked ulberg, you don't know MMA. and i saw so many of you faggots picked him because you're clueless. Ulberg was an easy pick, jiris meme style only works against smaller guys or chinlets, not against technical hard hitters. The whole "i felt mercy" angle is fake and a poor excuse. Everyone saw you kicking his lead leg but you just don't have the IQ to stay out of his left hook range and get a free easy win.

>>154203353
if you picked jiri* fuck me i need a redbull to wake up

>>154203334
Thanks b, will fire the intern who made that mistake

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>>154203364
>redbull

>>154203353
>>154203364
R-R-R-RETARD ALARM *fog horn*

Have they said what exactly the injury is for ulberg? if it's an ACL tear then most fighters are never the same after but it probably won't even matter because the division is so shit, only ankalaev is a real contender

>>154203260
not gay enough for you b?

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Tictoc

whats with mental illness and the UK flag

>>154203424
>big ank will be champ again
oh yeah i'm liking this timeline

linfand

>>154203353
The media is rolling hard with the mercy narrative to diminish Ulberg, even the czechslovakian media is clowning him for it

>>154203442
we get no sun la', no sun and youse be depressed aswell

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>>154203402
going from pereira v ank to costa against ulberg in the span of a few months is something else
mma above 185 is fake .

>>154203424
Costa heems him stiff

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Pereira's BBC arrow hit AGPkalaev's g-spot

>>154203481
>costa has a legitimate chance at becoming champ
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek that's how you know the division is a meme

>>154203456
what if ulberg wasn't injured? he was knocking jiri out no matter what, mma media is absolute trash

>costa vs whittaker for the interim LHW belt
just like the old days am i right middleweightbros??

AGPoatan ducked the trilogy.

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top 3 biggest story loss in poofc history

>>154203701
could have just thrown kicks to the lead leg and watched him struggle to stand smdh

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Costa making a resurgence and Izzy on a 4 fight losing streak. What a timeline

>be Costa
>hmm today I woke up feeling fine. might as well fraudcheck the undefeated boogeyman brazza and ruin anon's parlay's safest leg
can't even be mad

Smiff retiring has left a hole in the division

>>154203701
What a dishonorable mentally ill freak
The only way to regain his honor is to seppuku himself

>>154203759
>those vertical nips from third world titty jobs

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Daddysanya’s resume is aging like fine wine

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sorry to burst your bubble but he acrtuallly lost on points. he was hit a lot more. people were fooled beceause the black guys face was all beat up. also hokit was wobbling around he whole time.

and bad sportsmanship with the middle finger numerous times.

he lost

>>154203759
now you put it like that kek

>>154203826
>I beat those guys one time!

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>I beat off that guy one time!

- AGPoatan about he Daddysanya’s BBC

>>154203831
Blaydes was wide open and taking those middle fingers completely undefended. Hokit is a real problem for the division

>>154203900
3 times

Israel Adesanya is on a 4 fight losing streak.

>>154203900
You have an ugly soul.

>Khamzat AIDS pull out
>Strickland takes out Imavov
>Costa beats Ankalaev
>Khamzat vacates to move up
>Khamzat beats Ulberg
>Islam beats Strickland for vacant MW belt
>Costa beats Chimaev
>Costa vs Islam
>quadruple champion opportunity, P4P No.1 on the line, Costa could beat 5 Russians in a row

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A new daddy is coming

>>154203900
Adesanya and Poatan have a ton of mutual respect for each other. No need to keep this feud up as both men have already reached legend status in the sport.

>>154203937
Arrogance and Pride (Kibr): A defining feature is considering oneself superior to others, which is strictly condemned in Islam. This includes mocking or belittling others.
Lack of Empathy: An inability or unwillingness to feel for others, resulting in selfish behavior that exploits people for personal gain.
"Worshipping" Personal Desires: The Quran (25:43) refers to those who take their own desires as their god, highlighting the extreme self-centeredness of a narcissist. Deflection and Lack of Accountability: Like Iblis, a narcissist often refuses to take responsibility, instead deflecting blame onto others.

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>jiri
>losing to old man Glover 3-1
>gets last minute sub in the 5th because grandpa Glover gasses
>gets flashed KO’d by Reyes but retard heems him in return because Reyes is a chinlet
>gets heemed by Alex twice
>losing 2-0 to Khalil and getting outstruck
>gets last round finish after Khalil gasses
>has a free win against Ulberg
>only a retard could fuck this up
>gets heemed by one legged Ulberg
So when are Jiri sissies going to admit that he’s just not that good? He gets caught constantly, his chin has always been suspect (I think Glover flash KO’d him too), and his striking is pretty shit once you get past the novelty of his unorthodox technique. I feel like the only reason mma chuds prop him up is because he’s le white samurai guy.

>>154203831
Blaydes got buckbroken his face was ground beef and all hokit was was tired

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>>154203985
White “people” (piggies) can’t fight

Heemcels will overhype any oinker who gets like 2 finishes over gigabums

Let's see D.C's bowel movements

So the fight to make right now is Costa vs Eulberg?

lets not

>>154204047
Ulberg is out for at least a year.

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I just can't believe Jiri went overboard on muh honor-cockiness, it was so outside of his normal antics too. Dude could've been holding his newborn girl and the belt simultaneously today, but no, he had to fold up in the worst possible way. What an awful bitter after taste to swallow

FUCK MAN
Yes I'm mad

Musashi the guy jiri worships was basically the Japanese Gane, eyepokes, back to the head strikes and nutshots are how he won his fights

Hearing reports Uldaddy porked Jiraped’s butterface up the duff

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>that one paki poster that tries to live vicariously through arab and caucaus fighters

>>154204105
dont forget he was a height and weight bully too

Jiri's chin is compromised

>>154204125
>arab fighters
who

>>154204066
Don't worry he'll get him in the rematch.

>>154204066
Last night ruined UFC for me probably for a year at least

>>154203985
He’s fun to watch. That’s 90% of the reason people like him. If he had the same personality but was a leg kick merchant or wrestlefag he wouldn’t be nearly as liked

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alright mate that's enough out of you

Jiri made the entire fight a meme

the just bleed gods were not satisfied with johnny walker

live and die by the bushido code...

>>154204181
Only seeing Strickland piecing apart Hamzat would help me recover but I'm not holding on to it

Miyamoto Musashi was almost 180 cm tall against opponents who didn't even reach 160. he employed all the underhanded tactics in existence to win the fights and worked off the system "whatever works". Jiri didn't learn shit from him except heckin ebin samurai (he wasn't even Samurai, he was ronin)

We all agree that prime Izzy heems Jireddit

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took the Hokpill last night bros

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DDPonald’s brown boy fetish has hit mainstream channels

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>>154203701
kwarb

>>154204333
Jiri only knows movie/tv samurai. If some edo doo had an injured opponent in front of him he would chop his head off without hesitation.

>>154203946
I completely forgot about the kopylov fight

>>154204383
I hope I have half as much libido at his age.

>>154204373
put an eyepatch on to make it more obvious

>>154204333
absolutely no one who heems minge has the faintest idea what you're talmbout b. Respectfully

I watched Dominick Reyes vs Johnny Walker *49* times. Yes, 49. What I took away was not a scoring controversy, but that Dominick & Johnny are grand masters of their craft. This is MMA's highest level & I feel like the story is being lost. So, I tried to tell it. It's #Dissected

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Indiabrehmengs, we are back.

>>154204201
amazing and dare i say it excellent post

>>154204451
a patel does not a brahman make young raj

J*i H*rbert is about to discover who the Black Country really belongs to (Indians).

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>>154204401
Edo doos are the ones he knows about. heckin honourable bullshido samurais who had to invent some code so they had something to do in prolonged peaceful times. sengoku period samurais were giga niggers with swords whose favourite pastime was beheading unarmed peasants.

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>>154204487
kek GOATDS aspincel queermos on suicide watch

>>154204491
seriously mate you will never wipe mingejuice off your meng on the curtains talking like that

Luke Thomas triple mango

>Tom hurts his knee against Blaydes
>instantly gives up
>Ulberg hurts his knee against Jiri
>heems him dead on one leg

>>154204539
you are literally Somali

>>154204548
a salsaboyesque performance would you not agree
>>154204552
i hang my little peanut shaped black head in shame

>>154204554
I'm starting to suspect you're just a homo posting his sexual fantasies.

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>>154204578
But enough about dirty diaper president

laura palmer now that was a piece of tail

>>154204597
This is what I mean. Every post you're making is about homo stuff and primarily about Trump (an older white male). You probably are gay and have an unironic daddy fetish

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>>154204626
Dingleberry Donald prefers young brown men.

>>154204636
That should work perfectly for you.

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Since 2022 the UFC Light Heavyweight title has been held by Jan blachowicz, Glover Teixiera, Jiri Prochaska, Jamahal Hill, Alex Peiriera, Magomed Ankalaev, and Carlos Ulberg

In the previous 25 years it was held by Chuck Liddell, Tito Ortiz, Shogun, and Jon Jones

>>154204655
are you calling your potus a fag to try and outwit a wild wonk

i got some secret news
big brown breakdown is coming back

>>154204681
parity era, the lhw division is stronger than ever.

>>154204697
You never smile and nod when a retard shows his Pokemon cards?

>>154204681
tom aspinall is an absolute disgrace

CHAMA DEEZ NUTS! AM I RIGHT MIAMI??

Really fun card. I give it an 8/10. The only bad fight was Reyes/Walker and Jiri being a retard felt anticlimactic. Also Cub/Landwehr has 0 divisional significance

>>154204712
this sounds very illegal on several fronts bappa i would have gone with "a wmma" and "yap" instead

>>154204725
>lso Cub/Landwehr has 0 divisional significance
It was a retirement fight for long-time fan favourite Cub, you ass.

>>154204681
And people still call Jones "DA GOAT" when he needed steroids and eyepokes to survive in the gigabum division

>>154204737
I thought it might be more relatable.

Trump's only fans are the Favela hues

Jiri is heemkino. Why are you shit talking him instead of appreciating that he delivers exciting fights every single time at the highest level? Stop being so miserable. It's not good for your life.

Jiri will be back!

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>>154204655
Correction: DDPedo president is also into brown kids.

>>154204755
whyioughta

Now everyone remembers jiri as the bozo with the worst loss of all time

>>154204448
This guy makes his living talking about people being heemed, but now has a problem with it all of a sudden? Sad!

Do you know what I think of Jiri?

I think he is a LOSER, and I do not tolerate LOSERS.

I am DROPPING Jiri, and you should, too, unless, of course, you, too, are a LOSER.

Man I love sentences with lots of commas.

>>154204745
I know but for a big Miami PPV I would've preferred a bigger fight. All respect to Cub, though. It was a great way to end his career.

>>154204333
Musashi would set up a duel with you and then not show up. He would then reset the duel for the next day and show up an hour late. Then he would meme on you and use a boat oar to break your neck

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>Musashi challenges his opponent to a duel
>He purposefully shows up to the duel late, so they would be fighting at dawn, and positions himself such that the sun would end up blinding his opponent, and then fucking beams him in the head with a boat oar during that second of blindness, effectively cheating to win against a superior opponent he couldn't beat fairly
Meanwhile, Jiri
>my opponent hurt his leg, I don't want to hurt him anymore :(

>>154204819
I'll add to your summary in contrast to what you said:
Radtke/Prado was meh because Radtke has become a wrestlehugger.
And Holland/Brown was meh unless, of course, like Joe, you think Holland's chatty persona is a good replacement for actual fight action.

I don't watch anime* because I'm not a fucking LOSER

*except K-On!, which I can whole-heartedly recommend to all adult men.

>>154204843
What always gets me us how retarded musashis opponents were
>i cant see but I will just stand facing the sun against musashi
>oh no I died

>>154204768
>appreciating that he delivers exciting fights
Getting knocked out like a tard in round 1 was pretty exciting (for Ulberg fans)
KEK

>>154204846
Good point. I actually tuned out for those so my post had selective bias. But the big moments really delivered (other than Reyes/Walker). Do we stick with an 8/10?

>>154204891
8/10 is reasonable

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>you cannot become samurai by reading books
Rakic vindicated

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>tito's cantina is in cape coral
oh my...

Jiri has entered title contention for KWABOTY

>>154204843
>>154204864
>>i cant see but I will just stand facing the sun against musashi
>>oh no I died
So Jiri was accurately depicting bushido.

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He better cut Walker and Reyes after that awful performance from them both. What the FUCK were they thinking?

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>>154204909
Just how bad is this he

what ever happened to tobias bong posters have been dreadfully dull since he disappeared

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>>154204919

>>154204959
finna be me in two weeks

>>154204919
why not huntington beach

>>154204983
You can thank Gavin Newscum for driving local businesses out of state.

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>>154204939
feels like it would be better to go unconscious than hit this pose

>>154204997
i am a well known ingrate i shall not be thanking nobody the champ champ does what the FOOK he wants

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>He read Samurai book?

>>154205034
Yes it's called "The Art of How to Lose the War the Fight and The Story"
Jiri is a very good pupil

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Me to Hokbeast doubters

Slandering Jiri is brown coded

heeminder khabib nurmagomedov can identify a man and his heritage by the smell of their ass

If you are a fatfuck. You can heem a homeless bum, step on a cockroach, rub one out and you will be eligible to fight in the UFC heavyweight division

HokBEAST is what it looks like when you dedicate yourself to Total Aryan Victory (TAV).
It's a scary thing to do. The power you attain is monumental. People tremble in your presence. But you might want to think about unlocking TAV.

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>>154205118
*raping jiri is brown daddy coded

The heavyweight division has simply moved on from Tom Aspinall

Just took a giant jiri in the landwehr.

the heavyweight division was never tom shitforbrains

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>>154205133
Hokdaddy is a sexy brown Mexican not a gross pink piggy

>>154205159
I mean Tom is still the Man but it's great to see some Real Competition.

Can't believe we're following up this kino card with Malott v Burns. Definitely not watching that shit live for 8 hours

>>154205210
if by man you mean bitch

Im leaving here for an few weeks. Jiris loss was sinply too difficult for me. When I return I hope all British posters are dead. God bless.

Jireddit

It's confirmed: Ulberg is better than Jiri

>>154205233
No one was talking about the retired pussy. What is he in jail now? Wouldn't surprise me!

They're really sacrificing The Black Beast to Hokbeast on the White House card

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*makes you retarded*

>>154205257
why would aspinall be in jail he is faking an illness to avoid fighting

Hokit is a former NFL running back. Its no wonder.

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>>154203232
Is Costa retarded? (rethorical)
Why did he waited untill he's way past his prime to fight in his ideal weightclass?? This doo will probably beat Jamahal or Khalil and then fight for the belt against Ankalaev after Uber vacates due to injury.

>>154205268
Musashi fought dirty, so I don't understand Jiri

>>154205278
Chadspinall is training for another Big Money fight. I was referring to the drunk driving woman beater.

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>DERRICK LEWIS MAY BE BIGGER
>BUT I’LL BE SLICKER
>WHEN I PULL THE TRIGGER
>SOMEBODY CALL THE GRAVEDIGGER
>AND I BETTER NOT HEAR A SINGLE SNICKER
>BECAUSE IM SICK OF ALL THESE…..

>AM I RIGHT AMERICA?

Jiri would be champ rn if he read the Art of War instead. Sun Tzu's philosophy basically boils down to 'don't be a retard, just do what actually wins'

if i have to see one more pencil neck weeb talmbout suckcocky was a heckin 5'10 dirty samurai i will permanently move to /box/

this is the final warning

you are all the same

boring

hive mind

no one cares

fuck japan in its sideways pussy

Jiri clearly models himself after Yukio Mishima

>>154205282
The thing with Costa is that he's a fighter who only really works in a specific stance matchup, because he's never learned how to body kick in closed stance. The entire 3 year stretch where he was looking subpar and constantly losing, he was fighting against other Orthodox fighters.
This is actually a very opportune time for him in the LHW division because there's a lot of southpaws at the top right now. It is certainly realistic for him to beat both Jamahal and Ankalaev

jon jones bbc

Jiri followed them I don't know what you were expecting from him

bro like bruh yamaha was a dirty sushi chef breh and hella tall broskie

Jiri is white and from the check republic. The samurai thing was always retarded

miyamoto mousasi

>>154205319
How about you kill yourself yea

>Josh Hokit
6’ inch girthy chode with lots of veins
>Waldo Cortes-Acosta
7 inches average girth
>Sergei Pavlovich
4 inch TWP
>Alexander Volkov
Average 6 incher
>Cyril Gane
8.5 inches and very thick
>Tom Aspinall
2 inch micro TWP, highly ugly and deformed

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>>154204926
>Jiri has entered title contention for KWABOTY
Luckily, Poatan will get slimed out cold in front of the Ayatolah, so Jiri is safe from being the KWABOTY

>>154205342
he never claimed to be a samurai

What race is Josh hokit?

>>154205345
why don't you try first sweetcheeks do it subaru style like your anime samurai

>>154205364
American

Why do brazoolians hate to see other brazoolians doing well

>>154205364
IC9 like 95% of usa

>>154205364
White trash mixed with beaner. I got it from a trusted source in yesterday's game thread

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>>154205306

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>>154205306
sick of these what???

>>154205364
Ascended nordic

>>154205364
Schaubnese

>>154205364
AMERICAN

>>154205364
la creatura

>>154205433
CHECKED
YEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>154205364
Patriot

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>>154205364
Big brown

>>154205415
come on now

The Big Brown Breakdown

>Hokit was born on November 12, 1997, in Bakersfield, California. To a Mexican father and a opossum mother
What the hell!

Its like Europeans have never had a tan before.

>>154203276
He has a lot of heart for a gayface dude

>>154205471
There’s no way she is a possum bro

>>154205471
Hokit's dad fucked a possum?

>>154205483
m8 he's clearly some kind of mutt, his hairs curly too

Josh Hokit submitted his DNA to 23andMe and it crashed the system.

>>154205281
he’s got that Bellator in his Pedigree, and I’m not talkin Triple H

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>It’s like Europeans have never had a tan before.

>>154205553
Bodied that patriot!

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I think it was Donny Drumpflers idea to put Hokit on the White House card during the event last night

Josh is a popular name with Mexicans. Ever meet a Josh that’s Mexican it’s safe to possum that they’re bad news beers b

>>154205483
Typically those of European stock don't tan very well. This doesn't magically change when they go to America
The only Europeans who can tan well are the Spanish, Italians, and Greeks, who all have a lot of African and Arabic admixture in their gene pool
And the name Hokit sure as hell isn't Italian
So we must conclude he is a mixed breed of some sort. A must if you would.

>>154205563
nah he specifically asked for derrick lewis

>>154205563
Trump likes boldness. Hokit def marathoned The Apprentice recently.

>>154205570
ethnic swedes are perma bronzed just stfu you stupid person

>>154205563
Dana said that Trump asked him why Derrick Lewis wasn't on the White House card so he called up Hunter and said put some shit together fast. Hokit was just a convenient guy.

>>154205563
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>>154205570
That can change over 100s of years your body gets more accustomed to the area. You become better at tanning basically

Hokit would’ve been a great project manager.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9paNJJqMn3c

>>154205627
Australia has the highest rates of skin cancer in the world

While you are all busy trying to change for the world, I’m making the world change to me. You all adapt to me. You all become me. I am me. You are me. We are all me. This never was your game.

>>154205483
BSD is just tanned as well right?

>>154205650
because they are visibly unintelligent and spend all day outside under a hole in the ozone

>>154205627
Evolution doesn't work that fast and a lot of euros did not come here 100 years ago
The Irish still burn to a crisp on palm beach b
More than likely you have the genes of a red skin or a african slave in you and you're just LARPing as a pure blooded European because you have nothing but your racial identity

>>154205674
Yeah

>>154205682
So you think a fucking German that familys grew up in Berlin is going to tan the same as a German who's family's grew up in California...

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>Europeans don't tan
The stupidity you read from mutilated mutts truly is on another level

Hokit is a fat MW

Blud believes in lamarckian evolution

>>154205701
Yeah. If you take a Bernese Dog from the Pyrenees and take them to Albuquerque, their puppies aren't going to suddenly be adapted to the desert. It takes multiple centuries of natural selection for a species to start adapting new traits, less if there is significant environmental pressure, and there's not much pressure on humans to adapt at the moment

You see that’s where you have it twisted. Evolution is a myth. A joke. A story, if you will. It is something you believe to be true, yet don’t practice it yourself. How do you expect to be light heavyweight champion with that mindset

>>154205735
so was Jared Cannonier. Cutting weight is a joke if you can back up the speed/power. Big Country never cut down

>>154205733
it is offensive to have to share this octagon with people more retarded than algerians

>>154205739
No maybe it takes multiple generations for the children to adapt better tanning genes. But if you great grandpa was outside all day working construction or some shit his body is going to adapt and he can pass that genes down and his son can pass that gene down.

Eliminate weight classes. Eliminate weight cutting. Give me the baddest motherheckers on the planet

>>154205701
comically short time for such adaptations. that would also take selective breeding over the course of centuries and more. considering Americans mate based on who has blacker cocks though, that could work.

>>154205777
you’re in our promotion, simply renting space in our cage.

I'm glad Jiri lost. I hope he commits suicide.

>>154203758
This is what he was doing, he kicked that leg about 5 times then got caught with a counter as he always does then cried that he lost because he showed mercy

>>154205794
Nah you're retarded and sitting inside crying all day because of the mean sun when the reality is if you just went the fuck outside your body would get more accustomed to it you arent doomed to being a basement dweller by the sun you doomed yourself to that

Jiri won the story anyways so whatever

>>154205863
Making arguably the lowest iq decision in UFC title fight history just because you want to larp isn't winning a story

Jokes on you
I like being a creepy-crawly

Go on a losing streak call that a patchy mix

>>154205858
that's where your retardation comes in. you can get accustomed to climate a bit by not dropping unconscious in Californian sun like a German fresh off the boat would but you aren't gonna do anything about the fact that you become lobster red. and even bigger thing is that no matter how well you adapt, you aren't going to pass it down to your kid. literally impossible.

COMPUTER
>What is it, Mr. Hokit?
Give me the dang-nabbit TOUGHEST n-WORDER you can get me. I feel like a'lynching!
>Calculating....
>Curtis “Razor” Blaydes ..... an absolute monstrosity of toughness in the UFC heavyweight division — the unbreakable gladiator who laughs in the face of thunderous bombs that would vaporize lesser men.
>Standing 6'4", 265 lbs with an 80-inch reach, this wrestling titan owns the Octagon like a savage conqueror. He smashed the UFC heavyweight record with a mind-blowing 14 takedowns in one fight against Volkov, racking up more control time than anyone in history.
>His iron chin and warrior heart defy physics: absorbing nuclear KO power yet charging forward with relentless fury. Blaydes doesn't just fight — he embodies unbreakable will, the toughest heavyweight beast the UFC has ever seen. A true legend forged in fire.
>Chance of success: 0.00001%
Heh..... Now that's what I'm talking about...

Aaron Pico is the platonic ideal of the classic athletic American Wrestleboxer archetype in MMA

>Jiri writes off Ulberg from the start
>Jiri leans into his faggy broccoli haired fan base
>Jiri has meet and greet to continue building up hype
>Jiri is fake humble the entire time
>Jiri at ceremonial weigh ins disrespects Ulberg yet again this time to his face
>Jiri has Ulberg “beat” but doesn’t go for the kill
>Jiri gets finished
>Jiri says he stopped trying to win coping with his inability to beat a half man
Jiri is a smug faggot who did this to himself from the start. A real samurai wouldn’t have looked past Ulberg, and would’ve decapitated him no matter his condition. Jiri lost the whole story. Jiri doesn’t get a rematch. Jiri is STILL shit.

>>154205924
Its call slow exposure. Gradual progression. Baby steps. An hour here. Two hours there. Its also called common sense which you apparently lack.

>>154205880
No he’s right
With ulberg out on the acl, jiri will fight for the interim

dealing your fate at the ceremonial weigh ins. it paid off for Jiri since he is the champ today

>>154205981
Costa vs Ank more likely

Here is what will happen.
>Lewis vs Hokit
>Hokit win, lose, draw puts on a show
>Hokit calls out Jiri for the IC LHW Belt
>Hokit makes the cut
>Hokit sleeps Jiri
>Jiri gets traded to PFL

I forgot about aaron pico how did he fare against pitbull

>>154206031
he looked like shit. Pitbull took it to him

>>154205811
it makes it all the more infuriating to be the vassal of retards

>>154206031
He needs one more good performance and he will prove that Leon Murphy heem was fluke.

if you’re Johnny walker why not move up to hw

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>>154206031
Pico out-wrestled him for 2.5 rounds

>>154206031
prime pitbull would've slimed him out worse than lerone

>>154206060
Linton Vassell? Nice shoutout

jiri and the samurai larp has been a disaster for the heeman race

>>154206084
Pitbull still has another prime in him

>DUDE THE BRAZZAS ARE TOTALLY GONNA CRUSH THE UFC THIS YEAR. MAGOMED JIHADIMEDOV IS A 6'3 LIGHTWEIGHT WHO CUTS 50LBS TO MAKE THE WEIGHT AND IS A 3X COMBAT SAMBO WORLD CHAMPION!
>AWW MAN HE'S TOUGH, BUT HOW WILL HE DO AGAINST MICHAELSON DA SILVA?! HE RAN HIS OWN STREET GANG IN THE TOUGHEST FAVELA IN RIO AT 12 YEARS OLD AND IS A DIAMOND BELT IN BJJ, RUMOURED TO BE FAVOURED BY THE GODS OF THE HUESDEMACACO TRIBE!
>FIRST HE'LL HAVE TO GET PAST OBADIAH MUMBUFU UMFWEME OLUWAFEMI, HE LEARNED TO FIGHT AS A CHILD SOLDIER IN THE CONGO AND HITS WITH THE FORCE OF A TOYOTA HILUX AT FULL SPEED, CURRENTLY 8-0 AGAINST FRENCH BORDER SECURITY!
>DON'T FORGET ABOUT TANNER SLEDGECOCK, HE'S A 4X ALL AMERICAN D1 WRESTLER WHO TRAINS IN A RURAL LOG CABIN GYM HE BUILT HIMSELF AND RUNS A SUPER SUCCESSFUL PODCAST ABOUT BERRY PICKING, AND HE DONATES ALL THE PROFITS FROM IT TO ISRAEL!

I never liked jiri. Larping as a samurai when your home country is famous for knights and chivalry is gay as hell. Worse than weebs really.

Sup heem Are you hecking excited for the next two main events of uhhhhh eh Burns vs Malott and uuuuuuugh Zalal vs Sterling?

>be br’tish
>a’ways th’nking ah c’ock

Yaroslav Amosov had the most impressive UFC debut of any Bellator guy recently but they've matched him up against unranked Joel Alvarez instead of giving him a ranked opponent

Hokit has that Bellator blood in him with a little bit of coon. Am I right Miami?

Tom somehow loses the story even when he isnt fighting

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2 months until we enter the Gaethje era.

>>154206144
i would almost a hunned percent agree bappa but they are as bad as each other and essentially indistinguishable talmbout weebs and jerry

>>154206176
Alvarez is on a four fight winning streak, beating Luque. They’ll give him a top 5 guy and Apex headlining with a win. If Alvarez wins he gets the rub

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>>154206176
Baffling match making because amosov is gonna destroy a much more exciting prospect with his wrestlefucking

Talmbout the Tom cruise movie Jerry Samurai b. Show me the money is what Jiri wuz sayin alllllll nhyte

Ov fatigue

>>154205955
The competiton starts during the preparation. If your opponents legs snaps mid-fight it's because he was already pre-injured in camp. It means he had a worse preparation than you so you gained an advatage. There's absolutelly nothing dishonorable about profitting off of that advatange, so Jiri is a fag for allegedly doing that. But most of all he underestimated one-legged Uber too much and paid the price for it.

>>154206254
dear oh dear

>>154206278
Tuksayagen Bizmovaloev keep an eye out for him

>>154206289
Yeah Ulberg looked kind of chubby coming into fight week, probably due to not being able to train properly because of the injury. Him and his team probably came in expecting to lose, but Jiri gifted them their undeserved belt

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>>154206289
fiending for some 'tassium tyrone caco?

>>154206294
Deer oh deer. Dear in my headlights, tear in my bear.

>>154206323
what injury would cause build up to cause a snap like that tho? I thought those were kind of random

>>154206254
Amosov's background is in Sambo, same as Aliskerov, who shut down most of Khamzat's wrestlefucking attempts in their fight. Khamzat seems to struggle against guy's with Sambo/Judo skills, shame there's nobody at 185 to expose that

>>154206350
almost to say kazmet only performs a body lock and heavy pressure as his move while legitimate Greco style wrestlers rape him. For this reason, I side with Sean Strickland

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>>154206125

>>154206370
During the fight week lead up to Khamzat v Dricus, anons on here found out Khamzat got crushed in a Greco-Roman match by a Swedish guy named Zakarias Berg, so that checks out

I can't go on like this meng...

Getting brutally heemed by an opponent with one leg? Let's go for that.

>>154206394
I’ll check that out to check it out

>>154206438
this famously happened to a famous samurai

>>154205364
Yakubian

Has Jiri never seen any of the come from behind or flash losses? Will he try to spin it as something he “has never seen before”

Watching the masters with the ole bag and chains while sipping a miller lite, life is good

Gaethje's a god damn astrophysicist compared to Jiri

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>>154206370
Dunno about that

Abdul Kerim Edilov
King Mo
Alex Pereira
Carlos Ulberg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8f3DJcjSw0

>>154206460
and hell I might even get on top of my wife tonight

>>154206486
This is tommy levels of story loss

Ufc 327 is clearly ai generated

>>154206477
that’s that dirty Greco xtreme couture style

>>154206482
Edilov was a stud. too bad Kadyrov had to be a faggot and kill him just because the spoiled princelings wanted drugs

>>154206350
If amosov was better on the feet he’d be a serious title contender but his striking game is ass and he’s a bit chinny

>>154206486
Jiri isn't getting that rematch. Mostly because Ulberg will be out for a while and also because he looked like a retard with his decision making. They'll either do him vs Murzakanov or the winner of Jan/Guskov 2. And it'll probably be Ank vs Costa for the interim belt

King Mo
Seth Petruzelli
Dan Severn

>>154206514
like to see you say that to his face

War machine
Lee murray
Jones

aspinall
edwards
bisping

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Don’t duck, Costurd

Hawn
Hendo
Hammer

Why haven't they announced Merab Yan 3

hokit is on another levels
you niggas is on the lower level i fear

merab is dreadful

this current ufc would struggle on a Friday night against Bellator datsdah brass tacks of it all on the board b

>>154206666
confirmed. Yan era has been extended

I'm on tha bleeding lowah level like

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Paulo Costa when his opponent is a southpaw

>>154206684
they call me mystic cloz

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We are coming for you, shitr

Why does Trump like Derrick Lewis?

>>154206718
Mandingo