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Storming all over your face edition
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>News & Reminders
Devoted Druid and Painter's Servant are pre-banned in Historic
Lorwyn Eclipsed is out
Alchemy: Lorwyn Eclipsed coming out February 3
Arena Direct Lorwyn Eclipsed January 30-February 1; can win a Lorwyn Eclipsed Collector box
Two new Brawl decks now available in the store
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-january-26-2 026
>Useful Links
https://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA
>TQ
Last rare you crafted?
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>>97451515
depends how good he is at draft.
but if you spend 200 hours learning to improve at draft you should get decent enough if you aren't shit at the game.
and honestly learning how to draft is by far the best use of Arena. don't even have to spend any real money, like we used to back in paper the day.
learning to draft is what is actually going to get you good at Magic. if you never draft you'll never be good.
>t. best player on 4chan
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>>97451560
You guys always forget that draft isn't fun.
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>>97451552
>just buy one draft and go 5+ wins every single time
This but unironically. Arenababs are awful at draft, going 5+ wins is completely doable up to like plat as long as you're not retarded.
>>97451566
If you don't enjoy it then you don't have to play it, but it sounds like anon wasn't enjoy doing dailies either and yet he still stuck to it.
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>>97451560
I don't care about Standard and if you remove all the drafted cards as useless junk because 0,1% chance any see Timeless play, doing draft for prizepacks only and going even or slightly better does more harm than good especially with unavoidable 2-3 blowouts spitting in your face.
Flashback draft also feels like hard mode even if you are Silver you get matched with Platinum+, people who drafted it when the set first went live 4 years ago.
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I think it's hilarious the moment you mention card economy bad the noncis spergs advice to get 70% winrate and read themselves into a format they don't want to play. Guess what the majority is getting farmed and won't have fun reading hundreds hours worth of different guides for the 10 sets per year for each time they gamble 10$ entry fee just to maybe get stuff 2x fast.
constructed events on the other hand is the same format most people want to play anyway so I jam my braindead auras in historic against starter decks to #1 first week for screenshot. Pls be the real one
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Draft is honestly probably the worst aspect of MtG as a whole and is constantly hamstringing interesting and creative development by funneling at least 80% of their resources into art and printing for dogshit 2/2 vigilance chaff that nobody will ever look at again after prerelease. Every other format is balanced around drafting and is the reason why constructed feels more boring than it should be, like how you’re not allowed to print good mill cards anymore because it makes draftroons sad when their 40 card deck gets dumpstered a la Eldraine limited.
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>>97452000
>not allowed to print good mill cards anymore
Shut up net decker
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>>97451854
You had me in the first half
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>>97451730
I wouldn't recommend flashback drafts for that reason. The player pool is way too small and yeah, you have to have played a bunch of the set when it came out to do well.
'Current set draft' (for the first weeks a set is out) is by far the best format in MTG and has been for many years now.
Also right that Constructoids only play 0.1% of cards. Sets are made for draft. Constructoids get to play 2 cards from each set. Draftgods get to play 200 cards from each set.
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>>97452039
It's funny to see some retard complain that mill is too overpowered in draft when that card was so bad it was borderline unplayable in Limited, and EoE wasn't even a fast format.
Just zero understanding of how the game works or what was going on in Eldraine limited.
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Yeah a random UW rare that you'll draft one copy of in a set with no other mill cards is exactly the same as consistently getting 5+ copies of Merfolk Secretkeeper at common in a set where blue/black got tons of other mill support, you fucking dope
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>>97453159
it's a good set to be a raredrafter, finished out my steam vents playset from one draft where I got passed 3 of them. Jump-In gives 100% shockland for the lorwyn packs, but the chances of getting the packs in the first place are slim
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The first few hours of MWM is always sobering because it shows you just how many people don’t know how to build their own deck, it’s either a gimped version of their usual netdeck that folds because it’s missing half the pieces that make it good, 35 hares/slimes, or depending on the event, whatever optimal meme build that ends up on reddit after a day or two.
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>mfw using Requiting Hex to blight my creature at instant speed and fizzle an opponent’s Heartless Act for game
Magic is so on-rails most of the time that decks are basically playing themselves but the rare moment where you actually get to do something even remotely clever or creative is such a high
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>>97453425
no one's attacking shit in this format, fog is unplayable.
here's an Orim's Chant lock GW version.
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should I save 1,000 gold an get the discount draft token or just get 2 pick-2 drafts?
for context I only lost once with a merfolk pick 2 draft deck. Then tried a elf deck in premier draft and proceed only won 2 games before running into 3 kithkin decks in a row that stomped me.
I like draft because I am able to place creatures and not just get constant counter spells and board wipes, but I fear I might just suck at drafting in the non meme drafts.
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>>97453078
Reanimator
>>97455037
I'll tell you when you stop reddit spacing and learn English
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>>97450883
is tuck tribal viable for brawl or are there not enough cards to support it on Arena
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>>97458207
they don't want people doing too many comparisons of modern homoerotic construction paper art to classic rebecca guay art and realizing how shit this nostalgia bait really is
I haven't seen a single person using the new spell snare; it's fucking hideous
nu lorwyn art is so trash and we're only getting one set so actual classic lorwyn tribal is just a pipedream
fuck wotc
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>>97459823
if you don't think the artwork from the old sets is better you're just an idiot
I only mentioned her because the card in question his her artwork
I'd have said the same thing if they pointed out a classic john avon card, adam paquette, etc.
no idea how that is simping
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>>97459934
>saying classic mtg art is better and posting reaction images is simping
whatever, dude
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>>97459753
Seeing the Strixhaven previews and the exponent draw spell reminded me how extremely dumb it was that they decided to make the Fibonacci spiral a central visual theme of UG in Strixhaven immediately after firing their fan-favorite artist whose stylistic signature was the frequent and generous use of the Fibonacci spiral
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ECL VERDICT:
>trash set which rewards pigs (pigs always go first unless you have to mulligan to 4 to get lands that can play your cards)
>force Vivid (another keyword pigs benefit from) with red and green and/or blue everytime = free guaranteed pig wins going first
If TLA was a 7, this is a 2
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Sweet 6-3 with this esper deck in my first ecl draft (did a quick draft)
Mvp here definitely the tree
Drum not only makes splashing easy, it has insane synergy with peddler and wellguard, possibly other cards too. Cut a scarecrow for a second drum after winning a game by shitting out fairies with drum + wellguard.
Blight turned out to be better than I thought, especially since you can remove the counters later and get extra payoffs. Maybe was a mistake to not take a bogslither's embrace I got passed.
Overall the format felt balanced and fun, best draft format since tdm imo and I pity >>97464940
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>Drum not only makes splashing
Literal sub 100 MMR draftlet,
>Blight turned out
AI generated post, it's as of the shitskin streetshitter said "Banding turned out to be good since you can distribute the damage you get, saars" (not that the 100 MMR draftlet would know what Banding does)
>Overall the format is balaACK
Literally factually confirmed to be the most unbalanced format of the last year you tranny shitskin streetshitter. No one cares about your brown trash player results in trash leagues, draft numbers clearly state the colors and archetypes are ultra skewed to Vivid. You wouldn't know that since in your bracket your brown pigs can't even tell the basic rules of the game - just like you, streetshitting pig tranny.
>mic dropped
>jeet felted
>he will now samefag to cope, in a thread that's completely dead, magically 10 new Indian IP posts will side with some retard's jeetGPT post
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I like Magic The Gathering: The Collectible Card Game
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>>97467660
made him seethe, he says he's seething
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>>97467660
>x turned out to be-
thats common english vernacular.
The rest of your post is complete schizo posting about some boogeyman, and its obvious youre faggot with the urza trip, most likely ban evading.
you should kill yourself.
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in modern/pioneer:
how to make werewolves midrange work? It seems they're always too slow to deal with simic ramp or izzet combo decks. Are there any good removal spells in Gruul that could destroy or enchant/exile huge creatures worth including? Moonlight hunt is one, but by the time it becomes a proper destruction spell it tends to be too late.
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I love ECL, but fuck me quick draft has some really fucking abysmal matchmaking.
>Draft GW elves because packs were fucked
>Go up against nothing but bounce/tap control
>0 wins
>Draft UR lelmentals
>Go up against nothing but aggro
>1 win due to disconnect, I assume a mobile player
>Draft Jund Vivid aggro
>Go up against GW Kithkin and Control
>BARELY win against Kithkin because they got mana screwed around t4 and they couldn't outgas
>Went 2/6 in my 3 drafts, with only 1 win per deck in both cases
I don't know bros, I'm starting think that I should just stick with Sealed.
What's the point in drafting properly if all that happens is I go up against my counters all the time.
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Kithkin are legit incredible if you manage to get the correct pieces.
I went 7/1 with this lot.
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I agree, you should. Sealed is much better for low skill players, especially low skill paypigs, since it feeds paypigs more bombs than they can get in regular draft and it doesn't matter if you splash 3-4 lands for a bomb, low skill pigs will be force fed the right mana.
Sealed is for you!
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what did he even post?
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a1
comic buys magic cards
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>>97475699
They put dates on the announcements, or you can look at aggregators for a more organized place.
https://aetherhub.com/MTGACalendar
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>>97476789
>you can just rope people, as long as you don't overdo it or do it consecutively.
???
Why would I not do it consecutively? I have never been punished for roping. Here's how you do it
>before you end your turn, put a stop before draw phase
>rope until almost burned out, let the pig play
>except you also put another on the end turn, rope further (make sure you don't go into extras though)
Maximum tilt for piggies, because you still get extra ropes to burn, because it only checks you burning the timer on YOUR turn. So on every piggie turn, you can watch him oink in rage as you burn through 2 ropes for free (or 3 if combat also).
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I wanna try sealed since seeded packs seem interesting and I never play sealed given you need to effectivly trophy to go infinite. Anywhere I can find whats in the seeded packs? Or just an idea of whats in them? I assume a random rare of that type, the whole pack as well beign that type or nah? Also of the 5 what do you guys think is best? Elves again or some other shit?
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Damn, this was pretty sick. Like ebola sick.
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Haven't played MTGA since Strixhaven
I had a bazillion wildcards so I crafted that Simic Ouroboroid deck and that Kaito Dimir Midrange deck. Hoping to have some fun.
Final Fantasy is my absolute favorite video game franchise so im pissed that I missed all the FF cosmetics though... /blog
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Very funny matchmaking and shuffler, mtga. Fuck my life
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>>97482275
idk sis, maybe you should like play another game?
leave the schizo >>97481896 alone here with xyr's bots
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Why doesn't Ashiok prevent Aria library search?
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>>97482472
Right. I'm trying to assemble a lock of some kind using Aria, of which I have four copies.
Censor should cuck the opponent, right? He searches for the thing, the thing is not in top four. Gg.
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>>97482491
Aven mindcensor would make it so they can pick one of the top 4 cards to put in their hand.
It doesn't cuck them completely, but they'll get way less out if it compared to you.
Mindlock orb works for a proper game lock, but I don't think that card is on arena.
Using fateful handoff or harmless offering to give away Mornsong Aria makes it work with Ashiok, but that's really slow.
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>cuck
Stop talking like an election tourist. The combination you're looking for is a Mornsong effect + https://tagger.scryfall.com/tags/card/hate-tutor. Learn to use Scryfall tagger for your brews.
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PLAY STANDARD
ITS FUN NOW
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Holy smokes! Guess the result of this EPIC ECL draft!!!
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>>97487767
I will not play Alchemy formats. But I will be jelly of all the nice art that ended up there.
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i can't wait to brew this nigga
seems like a fun commander
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>>97487589
>draftlet outs himself
Rank means literally nothing, when I returned to MTGA (for TLA) after not playing for 2 years, I played against better opponents than /mtga/ piggies do in Diamond. I played against "the 800th best draft player in the world" (mythic pig) and I absolutely wiped the floor with him even though I had to outplay the pig algorithm - on the draw, all white, 2x Island only -> 4x Island, all white -> MULLIGAN TO 5, and that was in early January/Platinum.
I played that yesterday as my first draft after the reset, so it was in Gold Tier 4. But you still fell right into my trap and got completely DESTROYED.
Don't even have to comment on the fact that you got absolutely no clue what good cards in ECL are, that was your second outing. In your <200 MMR, you get away with playing actual dogshit like >>97467426, with a braindead curve, unironic Spell Snare (because your addon tells you it's bussin [and you don't read the comment that it's only rated high for Traditional Draft, not quick draft]), DOUBLE mmr-let drum, and only two halfway decent creatures in 2-3 mana. I don't even have to guess that the average turn in your "6-3" went like
>opponent plays nothing, just land pass for first five turns, because he wants to play his 4 lands + 3x 5-6 mana creatures epic opening hand, doesn't draw 5th or 6th land, oh no!
>opponent doesn't block 2/1 attacking because he's afraid you're gonna cast a combat trick that takes out his 1/3 two drop
>he then attacks during his turn with all his creatures into lifelink trees and wonders why your HP is growing larger instead of smaller
aka the average skill level when some pig goes "6-3" in [whatever rank you paid enough money for].
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>the bot will seethe at this post impotently, because it cannot tell the content of my image
High rank = big paypig = forcing the F2P opponent (me) to mulligan to 5, because pigs have 0 skill and draft slop like >>97467426
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>>97488353
Just as predicted, the bot couldn't tell what's going on here, so it replied only to my text message afterwards, generic, vague. It has no clue what's going on in this thread, it's just trying to apply its forced shill reply.
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Look how the shills are trying to appropriate the F2P rebel language (like here >>97488552) to make the word "paypig" lose meaning. Paypig = a loser who uses fake money to buy fake^10 money to fund a company of embezzlers fraudsters and thieves, so said company tags their accounts as "PREMIER CUSTOMER, MAX ENGAGEMENT ALGORITHM". What is a "paypig avatar" even supposed to be? Back in my day, you could earn avatars from mastery passes (I haven't bought one since 2020, when I realized it gives me nothing of value for my gems). Maybe these new shill kids would know if there are avatars that cannot be obtained at the store with gold/gems, but that just outs them as paypigs and it's something that would only be on the mind of a paypig.
Real paypig outing = anyone who has a draft rank higher than Diamond (even Diamond is suspicious). For constructed, it's 99% of pigs (the numbered ranks contain lots of streamers who are unpaid shills who get the premier customer algorithms as a reward for shilling MTGA, the biggest ones get paid by WotC themselves) in Mythic, Platinum and Diamond is filled with mentally ill f2p wannabes who spend hours and hours playing the worst format in the worst Magic the Gathering game in history (and probably end up spending real-world fake money anyway, but "it doesn't count if I only bought the $$$ best deal for new players!!!" etc).
There is no greater proof of being F2P than getting matched against piggies 2 fake & gay ranks higher and having unplayable hand -> unplayable hand. This is the biggest tactic for MTGA to force wins for pigs. Ultra high MMR players like me know that MTGA is not a card game simulator. If you catch a whiff of your opponent being a pig, you NEVER keep a hand that "only needs X and it's perfect". You need to mulligan (even down to 4, did that once in the Urza set against a Diamond pig) mercilessly until you no longer have a "only needs X to work" hand.
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what is it about you gross little """control""" trannies, azorious niggers ESPECIALLY, that makes you such faggot cowards?
like, we all KNOW you would never DARE step outside your hovel into the real world or bring that ugly little jew deck to paper magic.
why? cuz I've knocked out MULTIPLE of you faggots with your teeth on the ground for collection.
obviously i've torn my way through several of your counter slop (both figuratively with easily out smarting the dolts that rely on this crutch of a format, but literally making these stupid nerds pay up a REAL price besides the dentist) but it still begs the question why you WANT these hour long games where NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS
it boggles the evolved human mind
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Proof that MTGA shills post here. After I posted >>97488353, one of them identified my in-game account and I got the "Ultra Antisemitic Customer, ZERO ENGAGEMENT Algorithm".
Pic related. It's not a one off, every time I try to find a match I get this. It rolls over back to 0 after 1 hour.
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>>97489768
Post list? I’ve been tooling around with control but it’s really hit or miss, especially for counterspells with cavern of souls, hexing squelcher and mistrise village in standard. Zero-Point ballad can help with curbing simic early game, but it’s still miserable. Deadly cover-up can remove key pieces but it’s usually too late by then
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>netdecking badgerfag clearly tilted because I answered everything
>looks like he has game, swings
>starts spamming Hello! while I have priority
>Hello!
>Hello!
>copy my River Regent and clear his board, he’s dead
>he scoops
>Hello!
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>>97490713
https://www.mtggoldfish.com/archetype/standard-dimir-midrange-woe#pape r
This one but with the requiting hex and one shoot the sheriff replaced with spell snare, negate, and duress. I just cant justify running Cavern for the reason you just said. Yeah Mistrise village fucking sucks. Considering running a Demo Field to deal with it but again, dont want to fuck up my mana base. Honestly its just an inconsistent deck, but it's fun and I enjoy the interaction with it.
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can this actually make riverchurn combo good again or are we just going to live in turn 3 ouroboroid rape meta for the next two years
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>>97490913
Well you'll need an unblocked attacker (at least 1 mana)
Plus Kitsune's Technique (2 mana)
Then drop riverchurn and activate exhaust (6 mana)
So that's a 3 card combo that takes a total of 9 mana, which wins on turn 4 at the earliest, if you leave almost no room for interaction.
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>>97490988
I think it could at least be playable in a UB control shell, there’s a handful of 1-drops in UB with evasion like pic related that would get through on T2 unless immediately removed, and even then you could just play control and still have Singularity Rupture if the game goes on that long. Kitsune just opens the possibility for an earlier combo.
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Been playing online card games recently (schedule no longer permits me to play paper draft) and while hearthstone has been a fun little ride I kinda do miss magic. Would it be worth it to actually give a fuck about Arena? Ive played on an off for a while but not an awful lot.
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COME ON? WHY ARE YOU MAD? WHAT'S THE ISSUE?
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Why is every cancerous feature this game had in 2020 still the same in 2025+? Literally nothing improved in this game. No quality of life updates, no punishment for roping, no roping detection, no advanced filtering and sorting in decks, NO MATCH HISTORY AND NO FUCKING REPLAYS.
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you fucking trans clowns will be playing with fucking tmnt cards in a month or so and are already talking about it
i cannot express how pitiful you are
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>dailies
Once again as the only F2P god, I have to tell it how it is.
>make a second account
>run MTGA.exe on your first account
>run MTGA.exe as a different user (I don't remember if it's necessary or you can just log in a second time if you open the process again as your current user)
>direct challenge one account vs second account, playing a deck that's filled with the two colors you have to do, or wipes if you're desperate for 750 kill quest
>done
And you just have to do this once every three days.
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>>97492189
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
YOU PATHETIC LITTLE FAGGOT
>he tries to COME at the KING and he completely SHITS HIMSELF
Not only CAN you do all the COLOR, KILL, CREATURE and LANDS quests in Direct Challenges, you can EVEN get most of the shitty achievements in Direct Challenges. The *only* thing that doesn't work is gold for daily wins (not a real quest anyway) and some of the braindead torture achievements which *explicitly* say that you can't get them in DCs or against Sparky.
>the spineless cuck will now either
>a) run away
>b) just double down and lie and shit himself more
>c) both of the above
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>>97492216
>has to pathetically try and samefag in a thread with like 5 regular posters
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>he doesn't realize that he fell right into my trap
Just as I predicted, he ran away and shit himself, but he's using the *OBVIOUS PARODY POST* of his posting style/ethnicity so he doesn't have to address the fact that he is WRONG and that he LOST.
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this is an Alchemy card published into paper magic
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this is an Alchemy card published into paper magic
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this is a paper magic card published into Alchemy
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Quick draft is worth it if you raredraft, 5k gold for 6+ rares and a pack even if you go 0-3
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tried out the ferrafor avatar for a few days and it turns out being a goofy tree is less fun than being a cute girl
back to rydia it is...
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>>97491752
Former Magic the Gathering Arena developer here. I worked on it initially before we got all fired and replaced with Indians. The reason why you don't have replays or any ability to analyze the game post-match is because of how the deck works. Cards aren't generated in your deck until there's something that makes you see them (draw them/scry/surveil, etc.) or put them in play face down. Every card you get is automatically generated based on the state of the game, your current player statistics (whether you need a win or not) and based on your previous misplays.
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>>97493507
>still seething about getting rekt, he tries another approach
I haven't seen a SINGLE episode of TLA, and playing with the cards in MTGA convinced me not to watch any, as I can probably extrapolate everything that happened just from the card names. I returned to MTGA for TLA. As in
>TLA
the code used for the airbender set. I saw some channel that normally has no MTGA content in it shill it (because of the cartoon association) and I thought it made for a good draft set and I lucked out because it also swapped with LCI, the last draft set I played previously, immediately after the quick draft ended.
It's genuinely embarrassing how weak you kids are. It's like getting attacked by kindergartenersexcept it's just one kindergartener pretending to be multiple kindergartners
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>>admits he spen--ACK
Now the little faggot tries to hide the TRUTHBOMB by literally lying about my post, hoping the "goyim" only read his lies and skip my TRUTHS. Quoted the same shill twice by the way.
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>>97493499
This guy is lying, I'm an actual former dev. What we did was that there was a team of interns who spectate games with dev controls, they could also access your camera and mic to better gauge how frustrated you were. Their job was to rig games for players who were flagged as particularly vulnerable.
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did i just divide by 0?
>opponent plays herald of eternal dawn (cant lose the game; opponents cant win the game)
>opponent has enduring tenactiy on the board (whenever you gain life, opponent loses life)
>i copy herald of dawn with naga fleshcrafter
>opponent plays bloodsoaked conquerer on his turn, hits me in the face with no blocks, starts infinite loop, both of us are tapped out
>immediately arena says "VICTORY"
did the guy forfeit because we were about to be stuck in an infinite feedback loop with no end or did he quit?
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>>97493543
>I can probably extrapolate everything that happened just from the card names
In fact, I'm going to do it right now, since I am about to drop MTGA for the rest of 2026, and I won't remember the set in a week or so.
The two brown kids in blue (Sokka and the cunt rare who instantly ends games the moment she's cast +1 mediocre rare +1 bait uncommon, I forgot her name already) find the bald manlet Avatar, who airbends. There are also other avatars who had more overpowered abilities (the ones on the sagas), except Black. There has never been a Black avatar, so they are represented probably by the guy who turned the "Fire Nation" from a weak oppressed people to an evil militaristic nation because they invented machines or something. The big bad in the current era is the guy who sometimes wins games if you play him for 2BBRR and he doesn't get instantly removed when he haste attacks). That guy is the father of the Zuko guy, who starts of evil and wanting to kill bald Avatar, but then because his "heckin' wholesome granddad" he learns that he always loses to bald Avatar team (Team Rocket style) because he's too mean and has a mean hairstyle. He lets his hair grow and works in an inn (Honest Work). Then he becomes friends with the rest of them. He has a sister who is also evil, and unlike him she doesn't become good (the BRU archetype cunt whose rare almost always loses the game by forcing bad colors on the player who played her). She and Zuko fight (Destined Confrontation) while the kids take out the big bad guy. In order for them to invade the Fire Nation, they meat the Kyoshi women warriors (strong independent empowered), who were probably overrepresented on white cards and WOTC milked the shit out of them. Before the final arc, they have wacky adventures on the "Earth Continent" which is filled with diversity (I got that from the loading screen) and lots of filler content villain of the weeks (all the BG archetype cards).
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>>97493604
Also, the two blue kids have a nice grandmother (Gran-Gran) who is nice and good because she is an old woman. And they have a mean grandpa (not blood related to them), Master Pakku, who is conservative (that's why his card mechanic revolves around milling, the old and busted way for blue to win that no one plays anymore). There is also the blue-black archetype which is about BLOODbending which is a spooky scary superpower of waterbending, which 9/10 times felts whoever plays it in draft.
And the "funny diversity" Earth Contintent is also filled with "funny and creative unique animals" who are created by taking two animals from our world and mixing them together. How brilliant. Also the bald kid's team rides around on a flying walrus or something, which gets almost killed in the final arc (Heartless Act reskin) but then it's okay and comes out unscathed because it's a children's cartoon.
Any questions?
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>>97493627
>comes out unscathed because it's a children's cartoon.
Oh and maybe the guy you can sacrifice to make all allies indestructible with vigilance gets killed, Obi Wan style, but I doubt it. And there's also that Thot from the Earth Kingdom who is only in the filler arc and doesn't help them in the final arc for some reason.
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pig vs bot
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>>97493572
>>I haven't bought one since 2020, when I realized it gives me nothing of value for my gems
>BOUGHT ONE
>FOR MY GEMS
I even added that specifically because I remember how you mentally ill shills always claimed Mastery Pass buyers were pigs, from /mtgag/ (real /mtgag/, not 1 poster (me) vs 5 shills /tg/ version) days. I guess in your WotC Shill Guidebook.pdf, you are told that "accuse anyone who owns gems of being a pig", and you follow it like braindead sub 80 IQ sheep, but there isn't anybody who's REAL F2P who can't earn enough gems to buy at least a mastery pass. I already established ITT that I am *ONLY* playing draft and that I am the best draft player in history of /mtgag/, so of course I learned thousands and thousands of gems during my career. I have so many of them I could literally just throw away an account filled with gems right now if I wanted to.
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>>97493855
>go buy more gems
Shill (AI bot) read my post and is now, as usual, dodging like a little bitch. F2P Gods like me have ~20k gems which they never use on anything. I could post a screenshot, but MTGA shill bots cannot analyze the content of screenshots, as we established earlier.
Concession accepted. You will never silence me, shill. I am the greatest F2P god in history of these dogshit threads.
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Painter's Servant got downshifted from Mythic to Rare in a collective effort to bottleneck Rares even harder. And Reddit praises them for doing so too.
You need to craft 300 playable Mythics across all formats that slot into meta decks meanwhile Rares is like 3000 but uhh I only get 1/5th of those so this totally adds up.
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Here's a deck for the midweek, historic pauper. I don't usually say this, but it's literally free wins. Go nuts, have fun.
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Im not an ultra experianced drafter. I have 50ish at this point only started with tarkir. One thing that ive been thinking of is, how bad would it be to kinda just draft multicolor good stuff? I know I would get run over by very fast things but... what if I just had tons of mana fixing and all the good cards from many colors? Terrible idea? Or is the kinda thing that actually is a thing under specific circumstances. And if so which?
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>>97496671
4-5c slop CAN work but like mono color, it's very situational. You're almost always gonna be better off going 2-3 color. It only works in formats like tdm with copious amounts of fixing and payoffs that make it worth it, and even then, you need to actually be passed both parts. Haven't really seen 4-5c at all since tdm; most formats including ecl just don't have the right cards to support it. If you can make it work I tip my hat to you.
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>>97496671
Very rare for that to be a reliable good strat for a set. Even in 3c sets like Tarkir you're generally focusing on 2c and then splashing a third. There are exceptions, like I remember doing pretty well with 4c sultai + temur decks that just ground out games from the graveyard, but it requires a bunch of fixing. Sometimes when there's a specific archetype that enables fixing it can be a lot stronger, like way back in AFR we had BR treasures, which was good by itself but also allowed you to easily splash for bombs that you opened. But sometimes even those archetypes suck, like vivid in ECL.
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I love pauper events
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>get Figure of Fable in pack 2 pick 1
>throw out my red and go green white kithkin since i had a few good kithkin in pack 1
>see it 0 (zero) ZERO times in 5 games, go 2-3
Uninstalled MTGA. The return arc didn't even last one third as long as my return to Duel Links.
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Just got back into the physical game recently after a 10+ year absence. Bought packs from a couple different shops the past few weeks. Not sure if this question is addressed anywhere, but the foil cards are all WARPED to a practically unplayable state. Even an entire "collector booster" I splurged on. Aren't these supposed to be the premium cards?!? Has WOTC addressed this officially?
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>>97498455
I'm sure I can flatten them out adequately. It's just outrageous to me that they can charge $25 dollars for a pack that is completely warped. My curiousity is just if this is a regular occurence that people just deal with it.
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Get squirreld nigga
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Storm is fun in mwm
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Best mwm for a while
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Have a MWM deck, I’m done with it
Deck
3 Harrier Strix (OTJ) 52
16 Island (THB) 251
4 Bounce Off (DFT) 39
4 Mana Leak (STH) 36
2 Dispel (BFZ) 76
2 Stern Dismissal (THB) 68
4 Tolarian Terror (DMU) 72
4 Brainstorm (TLE) 155
4 Lórien Revealed (LTR) 60
4 Ponder (OMB) 13
3 Force Spike (7ED) 76
3 Deem Inferior (MH3) 57
4 Thought Scour (DKA) 52
3 Sleep of the Dead (THB) 66
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Mwm turbo fog built by OP, your beloved
You have some auto-loss matchups but 9/10 brainlet aggro decks get absolutely btfo
Enjoy~
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>>97501500
Im tired of storm so ill try this thanks anon.
>>97501448
You get squirreled
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torture machine
wincon is shuffling your graveyard back into your library infinitely until your opponent quits
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cant decide if i want to make dimir excruciator, rakdos monument or izzet elementals next
my only deck right now is izzet lessons so elementals is the easiest to make since i have the whole mana base already but i dont think i want to play that deck
between excruciator and rakdos discard which is a better deck into the bo3 ranked meta? dont really care about playing the absolute best deck but are either of them too tournament anti meta specific or something?
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>>97502433
elementals seems fun from what i've seen. How does excruciator even win though? I've seen the lists for it and as far as I can tell you reanimate excruciator and you just have to hope you already drew/didn't exile enough answers to not die for six more turns, or hope you have one of the "opponent draws 2" cards to shorten the clock? it seems like a crapshoot even after you get excruciator off
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>>97502547
any sort of mill puts them on a 2-3 turn timer to win, the most common being restless reef
i think the idea is that your early hand hate puts them too far behind on their plan to be in a good spot when the excruciator comes down but if they already have a strong board presence then yea the mill plan doesnt really work
my main hesitation on the elementals deck is that i first started playing the 0 rare izzet lessons deck with eddymurk/terror so i got kind of tired of that game plan and this new deck just seems like the same thing but faster