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Elves in trouble edition

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Thread question:
Do your elves get in trouble a lot? How?

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>>97814421
Finally a good OP
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>>97814421
>Wholesome
>Thread image is gooner shit
Mental illness
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>>97814540
The mental illness is continuing to deny that it is a general thread, and then citing things they do as reasons it's not a general. The only thing that separates this from a general thread is the title.
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>>97814553
What in the blue fuck does that have to do with the over-active subsection of people on this board who have an autistic fixation with posting elf porn whenever elves are mentioned?
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>>97814540
>>97814568
>>Noldornigger or one of his acolytes already baited in by the image in the OP.
lol
lmao
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>>97814568
It's a core feature of this general thread.
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>>97814568
this is not a general tho
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>>97814421
Sci-Fi setting with hyper-advanced alien shapeshifters who take on the form of Elves because they think this will make humans more comfortable dealing with them. Made up an obviously false backstory about being distant cousins of humanity who left Earth for space millennia before the invention of electricity and have finally reunited with them. Name their own colonies stuff like "Atlantis" and "Avalon," gaslight and brainwash their own agents to believe the story to make it more believable.

They intend to use humanity as a steamroller to clear out rival powers so that they can inhabit the gas giants unimpeded, as that is their natural environment.

The human leadership have figured out that this is a trick (Atlantis, really?) but go along with it because their commitment to the bit is charming, and nobody wants to live on gas giants anyway.
Regular citizens are aware that the Elves are actually ethereal beings that take on the pointy eared shape for convenience, but this sounds like the sort of thing Elves would be able to do anyway so it doesn't break the kayfabe.
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>>97814568
Is it really worth getting upset over? Degenerates bedevil every milieu of life, and you are very fortunate if you aren't one of them.
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>>97814421
isn't that the bitch from kuroinu?
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>>97814421
Traditional games?
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>>97744164
Lodoss War was specifically made to teach new people how tabletop RPG's worked, since readers were confused and writing letters to a magazine
So I don't know how "authentic" it is, it's intentionally paint by the numbers
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A cute elf with a thick accent from a region not very far away you never heard about offers you a bit overpriced raspberries. Do you buy them?

>>97812983
>A Witch's life in Mongol
Interesting style. I don't like reading noncomplete mangas anymore but I'll give it a look
>I'm curious how the other two pc branches of the clan worked out
Aight so our three PCs are related. There are two branches of the family and we have three generations alive in it.
>Telonius | Half Elf | Rogue/Bard?
First comes our first PC which is a half-elf (eww but okay) and he is a historian and art patron of the clan. He collects various pieces of history and local oral traditions. He works with the people which we govern. He makes the offbranch (clan leader's father's first wife that was an elf). He is about 80 if I remember but looks late like in his late 30s/early 40s
>Pormeus Cain | Human | Barbarian
Then comes my Barbarian. He is the younger brother of the clan leader. He is the clan's diplomat and is responsible with gathering info on local nobles. He travels a lot and rarely spends any time home.
>Valen | Human | Artificer?
Last comes our third PC which is the son of the Clan Leader and current heir to the clan. He is somewhat autistic and is good with technology. He seems completely uninterested in his role as heir though. He is bored with politics but is pressured by the whole family to do his duty.
>>97814553
What mental illness is trying to prove the elf thread is general or not? What difference (if any) does it make?
>>97814421
i fucking hate the porn addiction creep on image boards
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>>97814421
my elf is a ninja
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>"wholesome"
>hentai rape porn
I'm just going to dump some Eldar.
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>I'm just going to dump some Eldar.
That'll sure show them.
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>the other thread hasn't even reached the bump limit
Lmao, fuck this guy.
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>>97814421
Where noldorchud?
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Phew, that was close.
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>>97815755
Eldar have always had the best looking tanks in 40k.
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>>97815639
>some
Seems a bit more than 'some'.
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>>97815639
What on Earth is he holding there?
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What drives a man to do this insanity? Spending hours of time on an anonymous website to try to police what an unknown number of anonymous posters do.
Bro, it takes 5 mins for a single person to just remake the thread or post something you dislike tomorrow or the day after or whenever to upset you again. You achieve nothing with this, you could this forever and nothing could change. Are you even thinking or is this some autistic red-mist fit moment?
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What is the purpose of one random faggot bloating the thread up to nearly 2/3 of the limit in the span of a few hours, overnight?
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>>97816040
Some creature's heart that he just pulled out, I assume.
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>>97816046
Some of the best ongoing threads on /tg/ got taken out because of one or two psychotic retards making it their mission to ruin everything.
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Anyways.
Elves; everyone love them unless you're a manlet dorf lol.
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>>97816071
Orcs hate them too.
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>>97815593
What a happy Arrianne working her stall while the uncle gets to chat. Now if she had some raspberry cider I bet they'd make a killing. Nice snake skin belts tho.

The anime is coming out in July of this year as well which is how I heard of it https://youtu.be/AA9GMXHQhR8

I wonder if Telonius is an art thief and forger? Though if one is collecting secret history doing it through art and oral tradition is probably a good way to do it. Plus even half elves should have some advantage in years. Depending on how the elves of this world are doing I'd imagine they could be a big source of info unless they play along to authority, got conquered, or forced underground by the magic police state.

Barbar with wanderlust is quite classic, and considering the state of the world ironically still the most responsible role for finding nobles who are getting up to silly things. With the campaign focus on intrigue I must imagine there may be another reason to avoid too much time at home. Perhaps the resemblance to certain other player's character lol.

I had an Artificer character myself in a pathfinder game of The Abomination Vaults campaign recently. It was pretty fun. A crit fishing sort of fighter with some neat gadgets, a fancy advanced weapon, where magic and technology could cross paths. He did turn out to be very handy for certain aspects of the campaign. High str and high int, with a bit less wisdom. A bit of himbo energy. Didn't get to use as many of the Artificer traps as I wanted. His name was Arthur.

also wtf is this april fools day captcha lol
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>>97816075
True, though tbf those shitters are a hateful bunch by nature; hating even themselves.
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>>97815607
to elaborate, just taking a page out of the sheikah
due to living in a hidden leaf village and having greater than usual agility, elves are the resident ninjas of the setting and are the ones who get to use dual wielded wakizashi, kunai, and katanas
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Where can I find a dark Eldari girl who won't torture me or won't cuck me?
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>>97816056
>>97816046
Noldorfag's been doing this argument against government aid for ten years now.
Saddest thing is that he probably pays to post on 4chan
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>>97816116
>waiter I want a glass of water, but it better not be wet and clear!
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>>97816135
Waifufags never truly care about the thing they waifu, just a trimmed down caricature devoid of all the meaningful traits of the original idea.
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Noldorfag doesn't actually care about elves, he just want to be seen throwing tantrums
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This High Elf Lord mini, from 8th edition Warhammer Fantasy, will NEVER be released again.
So if you want to run this unit, you either have to kitbash one or use the older metal model.
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>>97816207
Wait, you can't run a high elf lord on a griffin in general (the lord does not exist in TOW) or is it just the figure itself that's discontinued?
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>>97816207
this mage as well.
>>97816220
The figure itself, you can still run a high elf lord on a griffin.
The main reason as why GW will never re-release them is because of the sprue. These were attached with the Skaven models, for the 8th ed. Island of Blood boxset.
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Noldorchad, do you have arts from FFG Conquest board game? Baharroth especially
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>>97815878
Striking Scorpions are so fucking cool.
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>>97816245
Sorry, I'm afraid I have not.
Should hunt for new images at some point.
>>97816266
They sure are.
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>>97816283
Thank you anyway, its always good to see good eldar stuff
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>>97816351
Big space elf boobs
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Deed.
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>>97816116
Your best bet would be one of the Ynnari Eldar, since they draw from Dark and Craftworld Eldar, IIRC.

>>97816135
>>97816151
Or, you know, he just wants the sexy fun times without being tortured or mutilated, just saying.
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>Spam through the night and almost image limit
I guess the next thread will be needed soon with an even hotter image
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>>97815607
>traditional ninja lore has them living in hidden villages in the mountains and practice esoteric mystical arts
hmmm
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>come into thread
>nearly all of it is filtered

One of those big melty days huh.
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Where's the Drawf? How can we be superior if we don't have a drawf?
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>>97818188
What's a Drawf though?
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>>97818215
You know, that extra short human-thing. They live in the dirt. They might eat dirt too.
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>>97818076
OP's should be allowed to set rules for threads. I loved the early threads, but it's just fucking image spam and AI slop these days. Sad.
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>>97818358
>OP's should be allowed to set rules for threads
And that's how we get reddit.
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>>97817941
>Ynnari
haha, imagine thinking the Ynnari are still relevant
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>>97818358
doesn't matter if /tg/ doesn't have moderation to begin with. Noldorfag should have been banned for spamming/flooding years ago, but here we are. Just post whatever you like, if you can't post it in this thread just make another one. It's free.
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>>97818614
They're still around, until they aren't, it doesn't matter whether they are relevant or not.
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>>97819090
>All named eldar except the leader left
>'No guys we're still around! We're still relevant we swear! Yvrainne got a figurine!'
the amount of copium is OFF the charts
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>>97819107
I should find my Yvrainne figure.
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>>97816207
>>97816228
I have these guys in my attic still in the original box.
The set had some really good minis in there, the Skaven lord to this day is still top 5 Skaven Chieftain models for me.
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>>97818358
This is 4chan bud
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Should elves be voluptuous, or flat as pancakes with the voluptuousness of other races causing culture shock?
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>>97819373
Depends on what you need them to represent. While I like them with big supple asses, if the idea is to make them fae and ethereal then juicy milkers genuinely work against the notion.
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>>97819107
Anon, they're still around as a fringe faction. Your statement is hyperbole.
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>>97819373
Dunno anon, aren't elves described as a lithe and slender race with bonuses to dexterity and agility, as well as a lack of toughness and constitution in most games? What do you think a creature described as such should look like, in comparison, for instance, to stocky and broad dwarves with their tough and durable bodies?

What is the stat attribution of elves in your game? That could be a pretty good indicator of what your elves "should" be in your games.
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>>97816087
>Now if she had some raspberry cider
I think simple raspberry juice would suffice

>I wonder if Telonius is an art thief and forger?
Nope. He is literally just a noble who collects and commissions art. He organizes local cultural events and traditions.
>With the campaign focus on intrigue I must imagine there may be another reason to avoid too much time at home.
It's actually pretty simple. His wife died during childbirth so he just avoids being inside because it reminds him of her. It's also a guaranteed trigger for rage if you mention his wife.
>Artificer
Never played them so I dunno their capabilities. This seem like casters with extra step
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>>97819373
Depends on the subrace but generally thin. I usually rule out dark elves as busty and wood elves flat with stronger legs/asses but still generally thinner and slimmer than other races.
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>>97814820
What's their true form? Giant energy squids or colors out of space?
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>>97819519
someone...
deep in that forest...
somewhere....
an elf....
is pissing.
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>>97819519
Raspberry juice does sound pretty nice.

I imagine the child died as well unless thats a point for later. Rough. I suppose if he ever figures out the top of magic police society can use revival magic he might get a bit upsety spaghetti.

Oh the old artificer I think was rather more caster-like. The more recent version had reworked it into a fighter with gambling mechanics to try and do more damage, and fun gadgets. The caster version was pretty neat tho.
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100 new filtered images just this thread, what a catch!
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>>97821124
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whoops, forgot the link
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>>97821124
>>97821128
Porn brained coomer triggered by non-porn images
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>>97821124
A arts with elfs? In my elf general?
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>>97821581
>>97821486
So true xixters! Spam is awesome! Show those hecking chuds!
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>>97821702
Anon-sama, this general exist while previous one is still not at the bump limit. And if you really love elves, you surely here to share your lore or speak with other anons about their elves, not for posting ai slop or how random Galadriel is being molested by orcs?
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>>97821811
orcs are actually just corrupted elves
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>>97821840
>orcs are actually just corrupted elves
In lotr. But Tolkien revised this version throughout his life after Silmarillion and did not give a final answer for it
But anyway, in "random Galadriel" i mean female elf in general
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>>97821887
elder scrolls too
and children always are the mothers race
the only ones who cannot do so are khajiit and argonians
khajiit being cats and argonians reptiles whose reproduction is completely different from mer and men
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>>97821811
>And if you really love elves, you surely here to share your lore or speak with other anons about their elves
So when do you plan on starting?
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>>97821840
If there is one thing that I started to loathe when it comes to fantasy discussion and lore, is how some anons take one specific facet of exactly one setting and apply it to EVERY AND ALL other fantasy settings, thinking they are smart.
No, orcs are not elves in most fantasy settings.
No, half-elves aren't sterile in most fantasy settings.
No, elves aren't immortal in most fantasy settings. Especially not in TTRPG-related things.
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>>97821925
I am going to make my own fantasy setting and my elves will be cooler than your elves and they pray to dragons, that's how cool they are
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>>97821943
No, I will make my own fantasy settings and my elves are so cool that dragons pray to THEM.
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>>97821899
Yes, that depends from setting to setting. But I prefer more exclusive and unique species origins. Speciesmixing if for dnd
>>97821900
You would join current conversation, what i started, showing your elves, waiting until i posted my wip fluff lately or waiting someone else for their elves
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>>97822013
>You would join current conversation,
I have.
>what i started,
may I see it?
>showing your elves,
I did last thread (nobody replied)
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>>97815784
Chuddolai has HAD ENOUGH!
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>>97815873
This looks like a gangweed template
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Vulkans are still better sci-fi elves than Eldar
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Can we just kick out Eldarfags back to /40kg/?
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Only if the pornfags fuck off to /h/.
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>>97825550
If that is the case, how come the WEG thread never has any pictures of Vulcans?
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>image limit
So... new thread?
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>>97828933
gameless coomers and chuds will ruin it too
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>>97828933
Gotta learn to stop aimlessly spamming images
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>>97828933
Try to speak about elves without aislop
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if an eldar gets born on a corsair ship do they actually have a path or are they just basically drukhari, but with a spirit stone and less into torture and bdsm
>just considering that Corsairs are corsairs because they reject the craftworlds and aren't welcome on them and most of them were former outcasts
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>>97830338
They wouldn't have a path, and considering that they might not have a spritit stone, probably end up as a dark eldar at some point.
Though, it's probably a case where they could end up whatever. Maybe given to a exodite world and join the dino-riding hippies.
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>>97819897
Why is this your train of thought
>>97820738
>I suppose if he ever figures out the top of magic police society can use revival magic he might get a bit upsety spaghetti.
We shall see. I think basic healing magic would've helped, but that's in the past. For now we're just trying to figure out our standing in the world the DM created. Also the table has good chemistry which I like.

Currently, our clan's region main source of income is tariffs because we're guarding a lake with a river entering and exiting it and is a major trade road and also we are the only ones that produce kelpie/water wyverns as exotic flying and diving mounts.
Right now, we have a gnome from far away city/state to negotiate tariffs with but we're also invite to a noble gathering in the form a hunt on an exotic animal.

OOC This is one of those games when "what is the rate of your local fief taxes" meme actually comes true and I'm still trying to adjust to the seriousness of it compared to Arrianne campaign.
>>97829009
That applies to coomers and sloppers too, and sadly they won't listen either.
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Given that every Warhammer setting has a general, as well as an extranious GW special games thread for things like Bloodbowl and Middle Earth SBG, perhaps Warhammer elves don't belong on the wholesome elf threads? They're not wholesome, after all.
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>>97831306
You know what isn't wholesome as well?
Hentai elves.
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>>97831364
unless it's Chloe and Olga who are for wholesome things only.
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>>97831274
>Why is this your train of thought
buddy i wasn't thinking at all
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>>97831378
Except, you know, the hentai they are staring in.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_RwpvKbZxA
Threads thoughts on this song?
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>Spammer spamming shitposting defends his spam out of pure butthurt
Or course noldorchud needs to ruin the thread
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>>97832511
What's wrong with Noldorfag? He seems cool to me.
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>>97831274
Yeah any basic healing would probably make a huge difference to this society. Well if hes past it hes past it. Or would necromancy be a temptation? It doesn't have to be full on turning someone into a vampire thing. It could just be like trying to commune with the dead for answers or resolution. Which considering how the magic police don't want people learning old things I'm sure its a massive taboo and they might be very serious about clearing out old battlefields and graveyards...I suppose dead at the bottom of a lake might be harder to find. Maybe a Ghengis Khan situation where they bury a warlord under a river to hide his grave.

I'm glad theres good chemistry. It was pretty damn funny to hear shenanigans of Arrianne's party tho.

I wonder if it will really be a straight up negotiation and hunt to talk with other nobles. Or if it immediately goes to shit with some noble attempting to murder another in the hunt.

Reminds of me lotr tax posting which I love. Idk how seriously I could be before I have to make one lol.
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>>97831515
You joke, but this is actually correct and it's the main reason why there's a game out there that's basically about rescuing the Kuroino girls from rape and slavery.
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>>97833227
He's been on a ten year long shitpost crusade against elf-waifus on /tg/ and to a lesser extent 4chan in general. If that doesn't clue you in to why he sucks you should leave this board and site.
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>>97833227
I tolerated him until he started spamming the thread into image limit. That's faggy.
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>>97833227
Spamming the thread to image limit is not cool
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>>97833227
Bunch of derailers and waifu shitposters are mad when someone else did the same against them
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>>97833752
Waifus aren't shitposting and pretty elf girls are not a derail in a thread labeled the Wholesome Elf Thread.

Noldorfag is just a salty little bitch.
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>>97833752
The previous thread had people complaining about Deedlit and Lodoss discussion despite it literally being the first replay and the posters literally talking about the character's stats and and how the original campaign was played. Way better than spamming so no one else can post anything.
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>>97821128
Thanks m8
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>>97833766
Waifuposting is a shitposting in the rest threads, so you got here what you deserved
>>97833782
I saw that "discussion". But anyway, who forbid you textposting?
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>>97833953
>>Waifuposting is a shitposting in the rest threads, so you got here what you deserved.
No it isn't, and people don't do this anywhere near as often as you think anyway. Go suck Noldornigger's dick elsewhere, doing it in front of the rest of us like this is unseemly.
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>>97821128
now why isn't she naked dogeza with all her gear neatly displayed in front of her
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>>97833273
Let me guess: they reward you by sucking your cock for being useless sluts who can't do anything on their own and are fucking brain dead
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>>97833766
>pretty elf girls are not a derail in a thread labeled the Wholesome Elf Thread
Then don't post raped, corrupted mindbroken hentai bitches that belong on /h/.
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>>97834031
I have no idea, honestly. I've just heard of the game, never played it myself since the art style doesn't appeal to me.
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>>97834019
you mean like this?
https://files.catbox.moe/fbzo1n.jpg
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>>97815842
I like this kind of sword with a handle along the spine of the blade of single-edged swords because it allows for great maneuvering in close quarters and to do half-sword maneuvers.
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>>97834036
I didn't post the OP, dude. Go complain to the guy who did if you're upset about it.
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>>97834168
I'm not Noldorfag either.
What retarded non-argument that is.
You want the thread to be "wholesome"? Then complain about some raped hentai whore in the OP. Don't turn a blind eye to this bullshit while meta-bitching.
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>>97833953
>I saw that "discussion"
Why the scare quotes. You didn't address a thing.
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>>97833953
So you're just going to pretend noldorfag didn't spam the thread to hell after his ass exploded huh? Maybe you deserve to get banned for spam after all
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What is Noldorfag's endgame
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>>97835468
It's a combination of excessive autism and excessive ego. He is literally incapable of comprehending that people can have fun in ways he doesn't like and has to make that everyone else's problem.
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Why did Noldorfag ignore the Eldar x Human thread tho, it's been up for days
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>>97835513
No one can comprehend the mind of the noldorfag. Not even the noldorfag.
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>>97835524
I mean considering that is what he seethes about the most, makes no sense that he spammed a normal general elf thread over one that was actually about human/elf mixing.
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>>97835533
There was at least one person sperging in that thread. Him or the 2.0 version, it's hard to tell. Either way, don't try to reason with that level of autism. That way lies only madness.
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>>97835559
That guy to be fair was the 40K Eldar lorefag, not the Noldorfag. He stopped after an anon talked him down nicely.
Noldorfag on the other hand can't be stopped.
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>>97835569
I get called Noldorfag all the time because people just throw it around every time anyone pushes back against smut and fanwank spam. Like I said in that particular thread, my source of annoyance at eldar x human romance shit is the fact that it goes against the lore of 40k, humanizes the eldar too much for my liking, and the people that like that shit insist on spamming it every time Eldar are discussed.

I have literally never imagedumped into threads like Noldorfag does but I still get put under that label. I've lurked in these threads for example about the moment they were first made because I like elves in general. I just have a pet peevee about the Eldar and their lore.
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>I'm tired of spam
>Here, I'm actually spam 150 images in your thread to stop you from spamming!
Now I truly see....
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>>97836150
Well, he did what you guys did every fucking time. FAFO
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>>97836314
He (you?) spams every thread.
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>>97835468
Not seeing porn/coombait posted in wholesome elf thread, which is sadly impossible with all the bad actors
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>>97835513
I mean he's clearly in there seething. Just read some of the posts.
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>>97836083
You see this is the worst. Noldorfag isn't annoying just for the average posters that post
>elf slave what do
tier jokes for the millionth time, but also for someone who voices a reasonable opinion like
>guys, there isn't any exact canon lore example of eldar x human romance, and even if there was one or two it doesn't mean that all eldar love human cock so stop posting the same joke again and again
because they'd get dogpiled not just by the retards who actually think eldar x human is more than their headcanon but even annoyed anons who assume it's the autistic retard that's been screeching and seething about elves for 10 years.

btw just to clarify, to me eldar x human is acceptable if one does not treat is as official thing, like imagine over 10k years and billions of individuals there could have been a case that just happens to be in the story of your campaign you are playing or whatever
maybe it's a me thing because in my first exposure to 40k there were space dwarf bikers and by the time I got more into the franchise they were gone for no reason and then later returned so I am very lenient towards the setting for the sake of /yourdudes/

>>97835480
spot on
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>>97839766
>because they'd get dogpiled not just by the retards who actually think eldar x human is more than their headcanon but even annoyed anons who assume it's the autistic retard that's been screeching and seething about elves for 10 years.

Sounds like it's the boards resident community seething problem and not Noldorfag. If this community didn't try to categorize posts from specific users on an anonymous imageboard people wouldn't accuse them of being THISPERSON
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>>97839766
classic case of a retard poisoning the well and completely discrediting something that shouldn't be controversial.
He was told he was doing this years ago btw
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This is a pretty huge campaign to deflect that OP put some raped porn whore in chains into the OP and calls it "wholesome", but she's still there.
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>>97839880
Elf threads are populated by the aggressively autistic. Of couirse OP would.
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>>97839831
Obnoxious autists like Noldorniggerfag inevitably cause the resident community to seethe though. Especially when said obnoxious autist wages a ten year long shitpost war against something that's been a part of /tg/ for almost as long as /tg/ has existed. Noldorfag is the problem, ultimately, because he doesn't know when to shut up and he thinks he can remake part of this board's "culture" to his liking by being obnoxiously autistic about a specific subject.
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nobody is more raped than noldorfag albeight
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>>97839880
OP likely did that to troll Noldorfaggotnigger, which worked, since he came in with yet another bag of autism and spilled it all over the thread. That's one of the big problems with people who wage these dumb gay crusades, people inevitably try to fight them off and thread quality turns to shit.
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>>97839914
>fight them off
or just trigger them to milk lols
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>>97839920
That too, honestly, and I should have mentioned such in the post you quoted. And that also leads to shit like what we have in this thread right now, honestly.
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>>97839914
Cool, we have rules against trolling.
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>>97839943
there are rules against spamming too, doesn't matter when there's no moderation
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>>97839950
So, your entire argument against Noldorfag is that he breaks the rules in a way that you don't like?
While you approve of rule-breaking that you like?
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>>97815652
It apparently did.
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>>97839957
so your entire argument against people posting female elves is that you don't like it while you approve of breaking rules yourself?
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>waifutards are actually feminists with "we are always been here" argument
Makes sence why you are acting like cancer across the fandoms
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>>97840164
I'm actually starting to like you Noldorfag.
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>>97840164
My point is that this whole "fight against something that's an intrinsic part of the board's culture" thing, leads to a dramatic decrease in board quality. We could have had an interesting discussion about elves here but because Noldornigger showed up, sperged out over a cropped porn image he could have ignored instead, we have this shit instead.

>>97839943
The last time the rules on this place were seriously enforced it damn near killed the board, you don't want the mods to notice us again.
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>I DID THIS BECAUSE OF OP! HE FORCED ME TO DO THIS! HE GAVE ME NO OTHER OPTION!
But Noldorfag spams every thread with the same images and seethes at any of female elf. He even seethes at Deedlit, Frieren and Piro.
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>>97840749
>chicken or the egg argument
I'd still take chud spam instead of pron ANY day
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The harlequins are the coolest faction in 40k and I am tired of pretending they're not
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I feel like there are very few opportunities to tell interesting stories with elves because they're elves. It usually boils down to "elf is old" or "elf hates dwarves". That goes for Frieren, Dungeon Meshi and even tLotR.
How do you deal with that to set them apart? What makes elves cool besides them being magical and long lived?
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>>97841673
if I hear one more
>Oh woe is me all my friends are dying and I can't fall in love with you because your life is so short, boo hoo
I am dropping it, I don't care, I don't give a fuck- I think your book/series/whatever is pure trash, get a new script because we went through this BS too many fucking times and it feels like beating a dead horse at this point and you can't contribute anything new
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Elves??
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>>97841662
When your whole franchise is a circus, it makes sense to play the clowns
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>>97841938
Yes. I play an elf almost every time I play D&D
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>>97841938
Wood Elves.
>>97842469
When was that?
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>>97833238
>Which considering how the magic police don't want people learning old things
Definitely something like that. Our clan is one of the fewer ones who has the license to copy books and record history which is one of the strong points beside Kelpie eggs that we use for political leverage.
>It was pretty damn funny to hear shenanigans of Arrianne's party tho.
We're having another session tomorrow again. Shorter one so definitely not the end I would guess.
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what precisely makes elves so good at office work?
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See you next thread!
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>>97842537
I currently play every Tuesday evening.
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I still maintain that at it's height, the 40K Eldar Empire was a lot like Commorragh is now, the webway equivalent of a walkable city. And that even now, the city is not the horror shitshow GW hacks make it out to be. Yeah, there is no functioning government, and a lot of the place has gone to hell, but some places are still quite nice by average Imperial standards. Then again, most Imperial worlds are quite nice by 'average Imperial standards' too.
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>>97843508
Describe your elf and your game. I only know of Arrianne, Alftari and that oneshot guy who got his elf killed.
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https://img2.gelbooru.com/images/12/d7/12d77392c92f0772a91dfe231ceec3df.jpg

found the next OP image
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>>97843626
statistically speaking 50% of the worlds would be nicer than the average
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>>97841022
Except it's not just pron though. Hell, any pornographic images posted in this thread get zapped by the mods/jannies and the posters doing it get banned.

Noldorfag complains about mere words on a screen, cropped images, cheese cake and cute elf girls/waifus in general. I would prefer people openly getting away with posting NSFW material compared to him and his endless bitching and spamming.
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>>97845628
I genuinely think if you dont like tasteful cheesecake, that makes you gay
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>>97845628
>>97845660
to be fair, retards often take it too far and the cheesecake that gets posted is not tasteful
what's more ridiculous is getting upset over people fawning over elf women and "waifus", just look around on what website you are on ffs
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>>97841673
>I feel like there are very few opportunities to tell interesting stories with elves because they're elves
you have to make an interesting character that happens to be an elf and thus have elf traits like magic use, high agility, superhuman senses or whatever. Just like all other character traits these show up when it's relevant and gives the narrative some flavor.

Going in and expecting to write "an elf story" will just end up leading to a bunch of boring tropes and 2D characters
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>>97845739
meant to write
>... getting upset to the point you sperg out over people ...
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just IMO dark elf x elf is way more interesting than human x elf because at this point it seems elves are just long lived humans with pointy ears and interchangeable cultures and at least dark elves, being the token evil race, have a vastly different outlook in life and a different culture
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>>97845828
I agree, I have written the only elf male/dark elf female story on AO3
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>>97845744
Yeah, but that's my point. The characters don't have to be elves to make the story interesting, at this point it's just fashion.
It's obviously not wrong, but it seems kinda of a waste if you're going to introduce fantasy races that act like a human would.
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>>97845828
I like human x elf more, personally. Dark Elves are just edgier elves, frankly.
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>>97846172
most fantasy races are more like facets of humanity
you could make them utterly alien to humans, but that steps into the realm of the fae

at that point, just make your elves 3-feet tall and spend all their time baking cookies and making toys for reasons man cant grasp
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>>97841673
Elves make for great protagonists, all we need is to free ourselves from this idea that every story needs to be about some unassuming farmboy that goes from 0 to hero within a trilogy.
Their long lifespans make them well-suited for long-running epic series spanning hundreds of years.
Them being inherently magical makes them well-suited for fantasy, period.
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>>97845828
Eldar x Dark Eldar romance has to be the most toxic and abusive shit imaginable in 40k.
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>>97846172
>but it seems kinda of a waste if you're going to introduce fantasy races that act like a human would.
I see this repeated from time to time and I don't think it's valid criticism since the width of human behavior both individually and in groups is incredibly wide. Whatever you come up with someone can point to some more or less obscure example and say it's just like that.

When you're writing you probably have a setting that provides context and provides constraints on how the characters act. Elves must likely have some traits humans don't have which affect how they are constrained. This should inform the elf characters in the narrative. Verisimilitude in the story is much more important than trying to be unique for uniqueness sake even if strictly speaking when you strip the narrative of all detail, flair and chrome it's probably a story you've heard before, or a slight variation on it and really it could have just been about a bunch of normal dudes anywhere and it would tell the same basic story, but that's not the point of telling your story.
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luv elves. Simple as.
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>>97846315
Yriel's mom didn't seem to have an issue getting dicked down by deldars
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>>97847021
word
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>>97848297
>>97848297
>>97848297
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>>97848301
>no anime allowed
noldorfaggot troll thread.
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>>97842555
I wonder if the artificer could make a printing press, put out a relatively simple newspaper relying on something like political cartoons and the simplified script.

Good luck on the session

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