star trek sex with shran

>>217718264
>please stop urinating on my furniture, Numbah Wan.

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Riker, no!!

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the only Star Trek I have ever watched are the movies I-V.
The Motion Picture: Unironically one of the best movies I have ever seen. Extraordinary. 5 stars.
Wrath of Khan: One of the best action/adventure movies I have seen. I put it on a level with Indiana Jones. 5 stars.
Search for Spock: Yeeeesh. Dry, dull, anticlimactic, very forgettable. 2 stars.
Voyage Home: OK it's not a great movie but it was a lot of fun. I have enough positive feeling for Trek at this stage to give it a lot of passes. I can imagine putting this on again and again and really enjoying it each time. 4 stars.
Final Frontier: Absolute mess. Looks dirt cheap. Terrible comedy moments. A plot that promises a lot but is utterly wasted. Less said about it the better. 1 star.

>>217718342
Riker was simply observing, upholding the prime directive

>>217718349
i dont beleive you

>>217718266
Kill yourself

>>217718349
All of the TOS movies are kino. Even the bad ones.

What does everyone think about the state of Klingons in our SA show?

>>217718479
not star trek

>>217718383
vash was a dime

>>217718538
You motherfucker!

>>217718479
I like the Klingon solution to Klingon problems but I called that about a third of the way into the episode.

TOS>DS9>NG=Voy>Enterprise

>>217718479
Why are you watching the new stuff? Just out of brand loyalty?

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>With the first link, the chain is forbidden. The first speech chained, the first thought denied, the first freedom forbidden, chains us all irrevocably

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I have a soft spot for V because it has this weird, dreamlike quality to it. Especially when they land on the God planet it feels like a trippy TOS episode.

>>217718479
I stopped watching nu-trek 4 shows ago.

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DS9 > TNG > ENT = TOS > VOY

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>>217718620
It's time to accept Ent is better than Voy.

I don't get the ENT hate. Is it the corny and bad theme song? You guys clearly have never watched anime.

>>217718809
Not a fan of Scott Bakula, did not like most of the characters.

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>>217718479
>Klingons are on the cusp of extinction, due to a galaxy wide explosion caused by a crying baby.
>Klingons are cucks
>Klingons are no longer Samurai, Mongolian raiders, they are now "black coded", gay, and from Seattle.
>Klingons are a pitiful faction now and in no way a threat to the Federation or really anyone
Martok was buck broke, for THIS?!

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>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.

Jesus wept

>>217718915
See, I feel this way about Shatner and TOS.

thank you op for posting trek and not /frog/

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>>217718479
>>217718924
In summary, Kurtzman has plagiarised Dune, Mass Effect, and even himself by destroying the Romulan Empire and turning them into refugees, then repeating the same move with the Klingons, along with the same recycled beats of galaxy ending AIs, reality tearing portals, time travel fixes, fallen Federations, and “machines are bad” plots, sometimes in back to back seasons.

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>>217718809
The first season and like half of the second season is pretty rough and filled to the brim with nostalgia bait and fan service.
But it's really good after that up until the final which was a rushed shit show. The best way I can put it is they did the idea Voyager started with better. A lone ship out in the middle of no where with no back up. By the end of the Xindi arc, the shit was beat to shit and looked like a patch work, not upgraded way beyond what it was originally came to the delta quadrant with.
The theme song grows on you as you age.

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>>217718479

>>217718752
WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL

>>217718809
Bad cast, bad writing, bad overall story direction, also I generally hate all prequels and find them unnecessary slop, particularly with Star Trek which should always move forward, never go BACK.
Philosophically, the show was a mess.

Fact is Berman is a much better bean counter/occasional editor than he is a showrunner/head writer.

>>217719000
>Romulan Empire gone
>Klingon Empire gone
Didn't the Borg get all fucked up in one of these shows too? And don't forget that time he blew up Vulcan and made the Vulcans into an endangered species, though I guess those movies are just their own continuity? Idk I don't count anything after ENT as being canon in any way shape or form, it's all just hateful fanfiction.

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>>217719085
The borg are a shell of their former selves and so is the Dominion if the obese female JemHedar is any clue.

Wait they made the klingons an endangered species???

>>217718349
>The Motion Picture: Unironically one of the best movies I have ever seen. Extraordinary. 5 stars.
Please watch more films

>>217719115
>obese female JemHedar
And hideous, don't forget hideous. How's a genderless bio-engineered race even have a fat black woman anyway?

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>>217718548
Except for the one when they vacation on Risa and Wotf gets manipulated into joining a cult. Yeah, that one's a miss.

It does have gratuitous shots of Jadzia in a bathing suit, though.

>>217719197
I rank it higher than 2001

>>217719187
Where's the panther?

>>217719226
That guy is totally wrong anyway
I think TNG has better Worf episodes but DS9 has better supporting role Worf characterization.

>>217719250
I am so sorry.

>>217719250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOhGTwPruSk

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>>217718924
Martok best Klingon. The actor was so good, they brought him back to play a completely different character.

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What about Narbag Timtam? I'm not hearing her name in here anywhere.

>>217719343
Because all the viral marketers the Ellisons hired are sleeping right now. You can tell by the number of Trek threads up.

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Remember that time Picard asked the whole of the enterprise to pray for a traveller who could bring them back to their own galaxy?

>>217719382
Shut up about the fucking shills already

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TNG newfag blog posting with another episode I just finished and enjoyed - Deja Q. Normally I find the Q episodes a bit hit and miss but this was my favorite one so far. The humour was great especially with how everyone is so over Q and is antics but he keeps hamming it up regardless, the exploration of humanity and what it means from Q and Data’s POV was good, especially with the limitations of humanity and mortality, and I liked getting to know a bit more about the continuum. Especially as it seems Q is the idiot/outcast of the group despite him acting the opposite.

Sometimes these episodes can be too serious, which I don’t mind, but episodes like this are a good palette cleanser. Also the aliens of the planet they were trying to save looked like they had an anus for a mouth which was distracting.

All in all, another good episode of the show in a season which has found its feet.

>>217719115
>Every villain faction is now refugees

>>217719392
Remember that pedo traveller took Wesley with him as his own personal boy toy?

>>217719392
i remember when that guy literally brainwashed and groomed Wesley into believing his family doesn't understand or care about him so he'd leave everyone who loves him and go away with him

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>Lost a leg and it was immediately replaced by a perfectly fine prosthetic one that functions 100% the same as a normal leg
>In a time period where non-addictive pain killer medication can likely 100% solve any lingering chronic pain
>Saw some guy get shot once (awww ah bloo bloo... people see that shit all the time in gaza or ukraine and don't have the luxury of moping around)
>All this while having access to a state of the art holodeck program that can be used to simulate literally any scenario he can dream up of, with the only stipulation being you can't be in it 24/7 and have to occasionally do your (highly respected) job
fuck this guy. I'd literally kill to have his life

>>217719398
NTA but the mods need to crack down harder on shills and twitter screenshot threads that hit 350 posts.

>>217719426
You entirely missed the point of the episode. I'm not even sure you understand the basic concept as a human being.

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So they weren't actually gay in Lower Decks, the Bashir in LD was a hologram?

>>217719443
There are no fucking shills. People just have different tastes than yours. They and you are both garbage people arguing atop the garbage mountain over who's king of the shitpile.

FFS this entire board is full of people discussing slop and drek, but when they enter your fucking safespace suddenly they're shills. Shut the fuck up about it you goddamn whiners.

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>>217719426
Was Nog DS9's version of Barclay?

>>217719450
They were from an alternate reality where they explored the concept. Don't overthink it.

>>217719450
Why, did that tranny cartoon try to make him gay or something? fuck this is why I try not to read anything about nutrek
>>217719476
holy reddit

>>217719324
Ebert remains the GOAT.
I like Siskel too, but Ebert was operating on a different plane of existence.

>>217719448
you replied to bait

>>217719504
I took the bait, but it wasn't bait. Bait implies that it's insincere and fishing for replies, as opposed to being genuinely mentally ill.

>>217719517
it is insincere. it's trying way too hard. that's why it's obvious bait.

>>217719217
White founders don't even season they ketracel gagh

>>217719476
Nobody actually wants to talk about these new shows sincerely. Most discussion is about how woke and awful they are, and even discussion like that draw eyes on the IP.

I think most people hatewatch this shit if they watch it at all.

>>217719534
I respect you anon for believing in our better angels. Perhaps I am too bitter.

>>217719017
Pretty interesting analysis, though idk what my deal is because I liked S1 and S2 right out of the gate. And I even went into it with negative thoughts. I tried watching it back in the 00s as it was coming out but despised it. Tried locking back in just to see how much of it I could stand, and for some reason it captivated me.
I still think it was bad to try a prequel; the sloppy cancellation lead to very rushed serialization and Archer’s whole “growing angry” development felt a bit debby dower, but overall I enjoyed it

>>217719540
The first two episodes were lame. The prank episode was meh, could have been just any YA show or a B-plot on SNW. The Klingon debate episode felt like Star Trek in that it showed the difficulty of reaching a cross cultural agreement until people learned to listen and recontextualize, using personal terms as an allegory. It felt really Trekky, but I have no particular hope for the rest of the season. I expect two bangers, two to four mehs and the rest duds.

>>217719017
>The theme song grows on you as you age
The version they switched to later was a huge improvement

>>217719603
Why are you even watching this? Just watch Kitchen Nightmares reruns for free on YouTube instead. Its WAY better.

>>217719540
Hahah you’re not wrong. Sorry how on one hand I get Measure of a Man, and on the other hand I have some re-cast nuPike and a viewscreen of Klingons singing and dancing. Which series will resonate more with viewers and inspire endless discussion, I wonder

Has there been any episode where Picard actually cared about the background characters who died during the storyline? Part of the Enterprise has been destroyed with multiple casualties and still at the end everyone is smiling and saying 'onward'.

>>217719820
Inner Light

>>217718479
kurtzman has NO honor!

If the earth no longer enslaves animals for meat as Riker claims in one episodel how do they control the population of the planet? Do they let animals roam wildly or do they put them on reserves? Do they dump them on another planet and ruin that ecosystem?

>>217719874
Source?

>>217719874
people probably do animal husbandry as a hobby. there's still cows and pigs and chickens but they're just not any more factory farming and "meat industry"

>>217719400
that other Q that shows up really makes you appreciate John's acting

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Are there Starfleet regulations on how much the V Neck gets to be opened up with these VOY uniforms, or is it at your own discretion

>>217719887

season1 episode 7. an alien demands fresh animals for meat and riker says this.

>>217719820
q who
dumbass

>>217719914
>people probably do animal husbandry as a hobby

thats a form of enslavement though. controlling how animals reproduce.

>>217719948
seems like everyone's is pretty far open except for tuvok, which makes sense since he's a vulcan

>>217719981
Who even knows what animals survived World War III

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>>217720001
I control how your mom reproduces.

>>217720001
it's not enslavement. they're domesticated animals.

>>217719948
mulgrw is a CUNT

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>>217720049
Your mom is a domesticated animal.

>>217720085
Go to bed Jeri

>>217720049

So they just limit its ability to fuck? Is that true for every animal on the planet? Does everyone in the entire earth have access to a replicator?

>>217720155
no i'm thinking about it like this:
for 1000s of years humans have manipulated livestock by selective breeding giving them the traits we want regarding harvesting their meat, hide, milk, eggs, etc

so if we're not doing that anymore we would then start doing selective breeding to make them eventually more like their wild ancestors and not dependent on human care anymore to survive

>>217719493
Lower Decks is literally the only good trek since ENT.

>>217720209

>wild ancestors

wild animals can still over reproduce and become a problem for any society. you are also putting domesticated animals back with wild animals and expecting everything to go well. It just seems like a throwaway line where they didnt think about the actual ramifications of what it would mean. humans themselves are part of a food chain and when you take away their dependence on meat or plant life, you also take away an animals natural enemy which allows them to breed and kill other animals for dominance.

>>217720309
QRD on why? Not watched it yet

>>217720350
you are not understanding me at all

>>217720309
Do you like other Western cartoons? I don't really go on /co/ at all, so maybe that is why I haven't bothered with it.

>>217720309
Im trans btw

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>>217720039
Got 'em!

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>>217719874
Jesus wept , anon,

>>217720378
Respects the source material while poking fun at it.

I didn't give it a chance until season four because I assumed it was standard trek wokeslop. Don't let the strong diverse female and weak goofy fumbling white man fool you. All characters are well written and likeable.

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>>217719335
He got space AIDS from bareback linking with Odo

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>>217719820
He cares.

>>217720378
This is the clip that sold me on it:
https://youtu.be/6lwVTmwGBRE?feature=shared

>>217720309
>Respects the source material while poking fun at it.


HAHAHAHHA,ONE ACTOR HAS PORTRAYED TWO CHARACTERS, DO YOU GET IT!!!!!!
https://www.startrek.com/en-un/videos/clip-lower-decks-nick-locarno

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAH UNIFORMS CHANGED OVER TIME WHAT A FUNNY REFERENCE
https://youtu.be/RHVQ2BckZn4?si=gQ7uoTe7kF-MUko-&t=20

>>217720670
so what's funny about this scene? That it references DS9 intro?

>>217720670
This is some reddit tier bacon narwhals at midnight shit.

>>217720670
This is dumb. Why are you watching this?

>>217720707
Nta but I'd rather watch that cartoon than watch any of the new shows. Or ideally wipe my memory and re-watch TNG again for the first time.

>>217720673
Well, it got one thing right: Bajorans are cunts.

>>217720738
Or you can just not watch crap at all and go watch The Sopranos. What if you had standards?

>>217720769
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

>>217720670
They didn't even bother to animate the chin when they talk.

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>letting a talentless gap tooth cunt make unfunny jokes about Star Trek
I don't know why you allow this.

>>217719795
I feel like it.

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Anime is for fags I only watch good sci-fi cartoons like Lower Decks.

>>217720812
well we need a new gaptooth horseface waifu after wartface mcjitter gundamson got claimed in the last thread and subsequently has flocculated out of circulation in this general

>>217720399
nta. you are wrong. without humans killing them cows and sheep would overproduce and starve. they would need to reintroduce predators or actively cull the population. its no better than keeping them as livestock. worse in many ways because livestock are dispatched humanely vs being eaten alive or starving to death

why doesn't trek have any gaptooth qts?

>>217720868
>you are wrong.
you can't say i'm wrong because you literally have no idea what i'm saying. and
>nta
sure lol

>>217720400
>Do you like other Western cartoons?
NTA but
>Gargoyles
>Batman TAS
>DuckTales (both versions; newer better written but uglier animation, both good adaptations of Barks/Rosa)
>Adventure Time/Fionna and Cake (atrocious art, Tolkienesque world building over decades)
>Scavenger's Reign (interesting science fiction)
>TaleSpin (aka Deep Space Nine on Earth)
>Krapopolis

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>>217720871
It has one.

>>217720738
watch the expanse

>>217720913
Over half of that list is shit I watched when I was a kid. Wow.

What sci fi shows are comparable to Star Trek in your opinion? Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, V etc.

S1 through about S3 of TNG are hilarious because they really were just taking these wild shots in the dark about the speculative future. Irish Unification of 2024, Fermat’s Theorem remaining unsolved for the last 800 years (proved like six years after that episode aired lol), that American flag with 52 stars that shows up and is dated to the 21st century.
Seems like they pulled back on that kind of stuff later on. It doesn’t really bother me per se but it makes it feel like the series isn’t as future proofed as it could have been. Much more exciting to enjoy in the 90s versus revisiting and seeing how lots of things are now wrong

>>217721041
Star Trek is similar to Babylon 5

>>217721025
Oh and also Bluey

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>>217720378
Roger Ebert sums it up best: https://youtu.be/KFOqq2w92ss?t=407

On both of those accounts, Lower Decks succeeds. The plots are about the values of the Federation and solving problems, while the characters all grow and change into better people. The jokes hit or miss, but they hit more than they miss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roikGog0cuE

Honestly, people here just don't want to give it a chance. I suspect the vast majority of people here have some kind of autism or ego problem that renders them incapable of admitting they were wrong.

It's not perfect, but it's better than most of Voyager or Enterprise.

>>217721041
Probably mass effect

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>replying to the reddit spacing LD schizo
holy newfagola

Oh it's the Lower Decks defense force again. Yeah, they gotta go door to door preaching the word.

>>217721088
It just isn't my sense of humor. This is my sense of humor.
>https://youtu.be/d5_O0RhV90c?si=3GRZUUqOQlMsjRuW

>>217721097
DA:O > ME2

Fuck yeah Claudia Black.

>>217721124
>enter a star trek thread
>get upset when people are talking about star trek

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>bad comedy Star Trek parody
Lower Decks
>good comedy Star Trek parody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogFxgtsypBc

learn the difference

>>217721193
Lower Decks isn't Star Trek. It's Futurama/Orville from Temu

>>217721223
Yeah, yeah go fuck yourself

I can see how Lower Decks would be palpable if you are a) willing to repeatedly try every new star trek that kurtzman shits out with the optimistic hope that SOMETHING has to be good eventually, b) a little bit naive in thinking things have to be graded on a curve or with respect to the other stuff around it, c) mentally handicapped or suffer from developmental issues and are a man child, and/or d) at the point where you’ve just lost your marbles and you now have a sort of stalkholm syndrome
And yes I am self aware enough to realize lots of the posts about LD that are in earnest are still just bait posts. But I know there are some anons who actually do claim to legitimately find it enjoyable

It is okay that you like Reddit tier quirkiness chungus shit, but stop trying to force it on us. Go talk about it on /co/ or Reddit where it belongs.

>>217721223
>>217721254
Yup

Why'd they take trek off of netflix?

>>217721254
>enter a star trek thread
>get upset when people are talking about star trek

>>217720670
Do redditors actually find this funny? This millennial 2012 era quirk chungus slop? Jesus this fan base is so desperate for anything remotely resembling the old shows they'll eat any pile of shit wont they?

toontroon has gotta be happier than a pig in shit with all these newfags here

>>217721320
They dont want to be edgy or controversial or hurt people's feelings so this is what passes for humor now. References and look how zany I am instead of actual any commentary.

>>217721208
I like that one of the best trek parodies was made by a porno actor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKdf4duQeNM

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Set phasers to fabulous

>>217721366
That's just a guy stealing one of our Barclay shitposts and giving it to a porn actor to read

>>217721359
Imagine being so emotionally dead inside that you can't find a simple joy in a reference.

>>217721375
Drag is a whole different thing in the UK and goes back to Shakespeare when women couldn't be actors.

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>>217720940
I have
>>217720850
Outlaw Star is fucking excellent.

>>217721398
Maybe it is because my IQ is higher than 75.

>>217721398
Imagine being so retarded that you enjoy retarded slop made for retards
i'm calling you retarded btw

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>>217721063
>that American flag with 52 stars that shows up and is dated to the 21st century.
Greenland and Canada, baby!

>>217721427
I know you meant that as an insult, but seriously, how would your IQ reflect your ability to understand that joke?

I'm just confused. Couldn't you have picked a better insult?

>>217721088
I gave it a chance. It sucks.

>>217721432
Well I am retarded. I'm posting in this thread. I thought that was blatantly obvious.

>>217721463
See that's fine, everyone can have different opinions.

>>217721409
>couldn't be actors.
They can now?

>>217721265
Not woke enough

>>217721265
Because Paramount+ needs subscribers and mining Trekkies has always been lucrative.

Rule of Acquisition #57 - "Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them."

>>217721247
It’s just one guy.

>>217721320
>>217721247
I know "reddit" as an adjective is overused, but that's the only way I can describe a type of series as Lower Decks. It's no wonder its fanbase is the archetypal redditor manchild. I've seen them at the conventions.

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>people are talking about a show I don't like!
>it must be ONE JEWISH INDIAN LESBIAN SHILLLLLLLLL
I don't even like the show but this is some bizarre solipsistic disordered thinking
Anyway I am excited Orville S4 was greenlit because that is superior to LD in every way
>inb4 "it's just one Orville shillllll"
go smoke 500 cigarettes

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>>217721696
We aren't watching your unfunny Reddit cartoon. Fuck off.

>>217721247
>stalkholm syndrome
Average TNGeezer intelligence

>>217721654
It's designed to emulate any other commercialized "nerd culture" product from the 2010s. When I think Lower Decks, I think Funko pops, LEGO dust collectors, Marvel movies, and "safe edgy" humor like Rick & Morty. Sòilennials eat that shit up for some reason.

>>217721821
Oh my god fuck off. How starved for attention are you that you seek it from people who fucking hate you?

I see the LDbrony troll is back from his two week vacation

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There are moles in this thread selling us the scraps that the enemy power throws out to feed the headless chickens in the fandom. They are cunning and play on nostalgia and the want for more. What they take in exchange is your integral vision of the future that made you fall in love with the world. They depreciate it and rob it of all its established values until you question your own and welcome tawdry soap operas without insight or verisimilitude. Rout them out by any means necessary. Belittle them and force them into light and let their idiotic ideas founder like fish on a river bank.

>>217721943
You got a 90 pound mole on your ass

>>217722087
Over the line!

>>217722087

How far did you have to bury face in it to see clear?

>>217722087
See? THIS is funny.

>>217718693
That's a sshot from the bluray? Somehow I expected it to be sharper

>>217721818
I'm not telling you to. Watch the Orville.

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>>217718693
All the TOS movies except for the first one have such a potent dreamlike tinge to them.

>>217722554
Even TMP is dreamlike with all the V'ger imagery.

Do you think the Vulcans masturbate whilst performing a nerve pinch on themselves at the point of climax?

>>217718693
Final Frontier has the most kino soundtrack of all the movies
https://youtu.be/rejfPO3Wrqw?si=Ip9wtWoivaSFocr5

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5000 hours in ms paint to update this just for /trek/

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staw twek

>>217722696
I respect the effort but I would counter and say Kurtzman doesn’t exactly offer the direct “antithesis” of Trek. Moreso he’s just a hack (i’ve been overusing this word recently, need something new for my diction), a hack who offers shitty takes on expanded lore and who just parrots the general trend of nerd culture shifting to gray morality and subverted offerings of good vs bad and blind acceptance with no morals and reddit humor that appeals to a mass market of lamer and lamer troons and fanboys

>>217722790
>Whats wrong Peecard, has my recent shenanigans of completely ruining your day and altering the entire state of the universe somehow bothered you?
I don’t hate Q episodes, as they are usually fun and end in a good way with a balance of Q and Picard banter. But I don’t blame Jean Luc for rolling his eyes and wanting to blast Q into the andromeda galaxy

>>217722792
Instead of hack use phoney. Go full Catcher in the Rye with it.

>>217722618
>Do you think the Vulcans masturbate
No, never.

>>217721088
The problem is S1 is way too Rick & Morty. Later seasons are better in that they tone down the cynicism, but it's still very silly and you just have to accept that it's more of a Looney Tunes Trek homage than it is Trek in the same way as TAS or Prodigy.

>>217722846
Q is one of my favorite characters.

>>217722846
The episode where Q conjured up a Mariachi band on the bridge had me rolling.

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>>217722878
N-not even T'Pol?

>>217722846
Q is a breath of fresh air to be honest. Reminds me of my clowny friends who watch over this play as I am warped down here playing. I love the Clowns and I love the work that they do.

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>Riker jealous of that trumpet swagger

>>217723001
They were so crazy for this. The 2000s were awesome.
>Alright Jolene, for this episode you contract a virus that makes you an insane horn dog. Please run around and be desperately horny the whole time, love.
Absolute cinema

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>>217722900
I don't have to accept anything because I am watching Frieren Season 2 instead.

>>217722900
It's nothing like Rick and Morty and continuing to describe them as similar really just highlights how you're unfamiliar with both shows.

Unless you're some ESL trying to use it as a byword for "bad" or "mediocre", at which point just stop talking and work on your communication skills.

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>>217718743
DS9 > TNG > VOY = ENT > Lower Decks > TOS

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Captain Ezri Dax
USS Aventine

>>217723094
How's your bottom surgery coming along?

>BF and the LD schizo agreeing
lol
appropriate

Comfiness Rating so far. I haven't seen DS9 or VOY.

TNG > ENT > TOS

And that's the Coziness Rating. I think VOY may turn out to be Cozy. I haven't seen DS9 or VOY yet.

>>217723169
>sudden flashback of Torias dying in a starship crash

>>217723215
Got any other jokes?

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>>217723215
Your mother seems to be enjoying my new dick quite well thanks.

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Post innocent characters

>>217723226
How is ENT above TOS bro, and this is coming from a true ENTchad haha

>>217723263
ENT has better characters. I am serious.

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>>217723247
Just trying to make a living while that interfering Federation kept impeding him

>>217721440
Puerto Rico and Washington DC

Lower Decks fans always carry a huge chip on their shoulders; they have a massive victim complex. I love exploiting it.

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>>217723247
Allow me to be contrarian

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>>217723283
Fucking Laredo is a better character than Mayweather. Get the fuck outta here with this bullshit

>>217723297
Same with ENTertainers but I think we at least try to hide it as to not be too annoying about it

>>217723297
I feel like you're just projecting here.

>>217723304
Archer > Kirk
Trip is about equal to Bones and Pholx is a more interesting doctor.
Jeffery Combs is maybe the best recurring character actor Trek has ever had.
Otherwise is Sulu really that interesting or Uhura any more or less eye candy than T'Pol?

>>217723283
I agree with you but not many will. That being said the core of Kirk/Spock/and even Bones are the best. But by and large ENT does have good characters. If only Mayweather were a little more charming. But Malcolm? Trip? Oh yeah. Hoshi my beloved. T’Pol gave me my first butterflies. Phlox is awesome

>>217723001
Especially not T'pol.
Well maybe during Pon farr

>>217723345
This is not me by the way. I would never compliment T'Pol's appearance. For the record. I only have eyes for my tall red haired wife who has prominent front teeth and prominent clavicle.

>>217723263
Season 2 Episode 5: "A Night in Sickbay". ENT was intensely Cozy.

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>>217723345
how about you shove it up your ass?

>>217723345
Archer is not better than Kirk, I will beat the everloving shit out of you.

Trip and T'Pol are the only other two characters worth a damn. Phlox is good, but criminally underused, Reed is not good. Mayweather and Hoshi? No.

Bones might be a wash (which I disagree with), but there's no way anyone is better than Spock. Just no.

>>217723404
Archer has that scrappy underdog roundhouse gristle though. He's not perfect, but that's the point.

>>217723226
I'm watching DS9 after having avoided it all my life, it's no TNG but it's still pretty good. I loved Voyager growing up but I missed out on all the Marquis context before now.

>>217723404
Kirk sucks so much. If Shatner had any self awareness Kirk would work, but he is just lame.

ENT was seriously the first Star Trek I ever watched. And I watched it two times fully before moving onto any other Star Trek.

>>217723448
Baaaaaaait, come on. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but opinions can still be gay and wrong.
Enterprise had the luxury of having a lot of fan-favorite captains before it so they did get to cherrypick what a cowboy captain prequel leader could be before even TOS and Kirk, but Kirk is the original and the blueprint and made the whole franchise famous. No way Archer can ever be ranked above what William Shatner gave us. And I love Archer

>>217723448
If we're strictly talking about TOS, I'd still say no, but it's not as clear cut. If we're including the entirety of Star Trek, then absolutely not.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/t6fnthgUM88

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Why the fuck didn't Starfleet Academy didn't bring back the people of Mintaka 3? 800 years have passed since The Picard visited their planet.

>>217718743
Truck Stop 9 is lame. You are lame for rating it number 1.

>>217723498
He didn't become self aware until after people started making fun of him and his cadence and his weight and shit. Before the parodies I think he really thought he was hot shit.

Yah, Star Trek is pretty cool.

>>217720670
This is humorous.
>>217720673
These make me want to off myself.

Was it really ever on the table that patrick stewart might leave and that Jonathan Frakes would just become the captain for the remainder of TNG? Or is this just fan speculation especially after Best of Both Worlds and picard being abducted on a huge cliffhanger.
Riker would have been such a shitty captain to try and keep the series going, sorryyyy

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>>217723534
Shatner? I'm not even talking about his performances. I'm talking about Kirk's depth as a character.

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Bashir is a power bottom

>>217723577
That was literally why they wrote the Best of Both Worlds like that.

>>217723594
Oh man that is grim

>>217723580
I never liked TOS enough to even bother with the movies.

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>>217723648
Fascinating.

What's the best nutrek series for a voluntary incel like myself? I'm masc presenting hetero but I have no interest in copulation.

Thanks!

>>217723648
The Movies are great.

>>217723674
>voluntary involuntary celibate
Strange New Worlds

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>>217723221
Spoiler: it's her ex and that's why we divorced, that and her inability to accept straight garak

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>>217723674
how about you shove it up your ass?>>217723703

>>217723848
Trek’s strength is trying to be hopeful and inspiring. Trek’s weakness is trying to be edgy and badass, just doesn’t really work

>>217723703
Thanks anon

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>>217723871
it works for me

>>217723919
She is serving sweaty badass arms and pits, I’ll give her that. Combadge kinda ruins it though

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>>217723952
the com badge is what makes its a scotch on the rocks

>>217724011
Fair point

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hnng

>>217723871
It worked plenty in DS9

>>217724068
How does the holodeck do black and white? Projecting monochrome holograms is one thing, but Janeway is black and white too.

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>>217724112
i dont even understand how color film works

>>217724112
The holodeck is camera-projecting a black/white texture map onto all visible objects in the simulation, for every player. A piece of cake for an isolinear/gelpack non binary computer system.

>>217724112
Probably something like how sodium street lamps make everything look monochrome in orange. It just does some projecting and lighting to cancel out color.

>>217724135
Was it ever explained why they cycled through 4 different chief engineers before handing it off to La Forge?

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>>217724112
>computer, synthesize a drug that will make me see monochrome only for 43 minutes

>>217724196
didn't he jump ship to Seaquest DSV?

>>217724196
They didn't have one written; they didn't think it necessary. In fact the only reason they had an engine room at all was because Gene had the foresight to use the pilot's budget to create the set by writing a scene there.

I don't think they really knew what the fuck every character was going to do. Worf just sorts of floats around until Tasha dies and we never really get a science officer until Picard fucks that one lady.

>>217724112
The holodeck is projecting a monochrome filter around your face.

>>217723001
More like Nippol

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>>217721088
>Just give redit and morty: trek skin suit a chance BRO
>its good BRO
Its an utter waste of the medium. A pg12 version of archer99 that constantly crutches on memberberries and "meta gags" rather than having a script to stand on...hell as primitive as the animated series was at least had scripts that told a story.

>>217724432
I don't care?

>>217723296
Washington DC has no way to become a state without a different district for the seat of Federal authority being created to replace it.
It's also still dubious as to what the process is for existing states to break apart into smaller states, and it will probably require a constitutional amendment being ratified for the process to be outlined. The state of Jefferson referendum was the last discussion on the topic and it got delayed/sidelined by World War II.

Admitting a province that seeks independence from Mexico or Canada is more feasible. Puerto Rico hasn't had a popular vote in favor of statehood yet.

>>217724486
Great, then you can finally stop posting

>>217724536
I don't even know who the fuck you are.

>>217724237
Beverly is literally the science officer my man...she specializes in medical science.

>>217724793
baka

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>>217724793
>Beverly is literally the science officer my man

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>>217724813
>being color blind
i bet you cant even see this image.

there is no science officer or chief engineer because it was supposed to be wesley. but that go ridiculous too quickly so they had data and geordi take over

>>217719025
IT'S A BIT COLD!

>>217719025
He ain't my boy but the brother is heavy

I'm finally watching Picard season 3. In the middle of season 1 i dropped it and was entirely done with Kurtzman. But I still see comments from people saying its alright to good. So I'm on Episode 4 and yeah its not that terrible, at least compared to Season 1. At this point I'd say its better than Nemesis. There is some bad elements, still got that nu trek smell, but it also has some decent moments. It feels like they at least added one writer to the staff whos at least watched Star Trek

>>217725103
The first 2 season sucked major balls, then they got inspiration from somewhere and decided to make a somewhat maybe perhaps possibly okayISH (big ish) season that focused on un-fucking up Nemesis, and showing SOME sort of semblance of memberberries done correctly and not some trash ass retcon of all the stuff you loved about TNG. Also RLM sang praise of it being "good," compared to the last two seasons, so everyone freaked out and started saying
>PIC is good now omg!!
It's still qualitatively ass nontheless, but better. Like saying the shit I took yesterday smelled better than the dump I took the day before.

>>217725103
>>217725169
I hated all of it.

>>217725258
The entire season is one big "Get the Ent-D crew back together" roadtrip, the big final threat revolves around Changeling infiltrators compromising the transporters, and nobody thinks to call Miles fucking O'Brien.
0/10.

>star trek
>"diverse cast represents the entirety of Earth"
>look inside
>90% Americans

>>217725458
yes but Americans are mutts so if averages out

>>217725458
Obsessive. Adversarial.

>>217724793
>>217724900
She's A science officer, but she's not THE science officer. Spock was the head science officer, Beverly was Bones. Data is the one who took Spock's place functionally, but he wore yellow not blue.

>>217718383
wasn’t this his sidepiece irl or something?

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>yes but Americans are mutts so if averages out

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>>217725537
MY LIFE FOR BRAHMIN AYUR

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This motherfucker is so cool. I think he is my favorite Klingon character.

>>217725631
He's the only other honorable Klingon aside from Worf and Kurn, really.

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I think Retardo thought the quote was:

>With the first link, the chain is forged,
>the first speech censured,
>the first thought forbidden us all irrevocably

Whatever that means.

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>>217725631
You'd love his actor as Alcalde Ignacio de Soto in Zorro

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>>217725643
>blocks your path

>>217719734
The second version is too jangly and has no balls.

>>217725728
All 3 of the old Klingons are based, yeah, forgot about them. Also, Kempec wasn't bad but he was complicit in letting Duras subvert the council.

>Scottie almost gets cucked by Apollo
Fun middle of the road episode with a particularly interesting subject matter.

>>217725796
More like Scotty cucks Apollo which is based

>>217719392
Star Trek was much less hostile to religion than I was lead to believe by redditors

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so far, famke is the best sexy guest that ive seen on tng. if ensign ro counts as a guest, shes my #2. followed by that half klingon/half human worf fucked

>>217725851
*led

>>217723001
I didnt know they made bolt-ons and lip filler on Vulcan.

>>217723001
>>217725886
Yeah, just another reason I hated T'Pol and ENT

A Vulcan would never be so vain as to have cosmetic surgeries.

>>217725863
ro isn't a guest, she's a recurring character, like barclay

>>217725631
Klingon design peaked here. Frizzled hair, fucked up teeth, just enough prosthetic forehead makeup and coloration. And their wardrobe is so 90s but in a good way. CHEF’S KISS, perfection

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>>217725863
>followed by that half klingon/half human worf fucked
Suzie Plakson actually had a few different roles on /trek/
>K'Ehleyr (TNG)
>Lt. Selar (Vulcan doctor) (TNG)
>Female Q (VOY)
>Tarah (ENT)

>>217725886
it’s only logical

>>217725938
then move plakson up and put ashley judd in at #3 i guess

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>>217723304
>Fucking Laredo is a better character than Mayweather.
LOL for the entire run of Enterprise, we always called the pilot "Laredo" instead.

Mayweather was the 2nd worst character. that guy grew up on a freighter, and his hobby was rock climbing? those writers had no idea what to do with him.

Reed was by a wide margin the more-worse character, they had a whole episode of the actual show revolve around how they knew nothing about him, for his birthday. and they used his crap to science that he likes pineapples.

>>217726026
Her face card is crazy, she’s always serving that cuntish smirk (in a good way). Must’ve been such a nice gig to be a repeat actor for Trek in the 90s. Just put me in makeup and give me a paycheck, bet it was a lot of fun

>>217725898
Vulcans have the strength of five men. Maybe their titty connective tissue is five times as strong?
How else could it withstand the deathgrip of Vulcan? Those would have to be load-bearing titties.

>>217726052
respectable

>>217726137
That just means that their titties would be less likely to get saggy and require cosmetic replacements. Also, if you did get fake tits in the 23rd century, they should probably be better than beachballs of saline.

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Ooga Booga where da white holodeck women alienz at yo

big Vulcan bazongas compelling you to racemix

new
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